#roaring twenties LMFAO

[starryemeralds]

i can’t believe we’re solving puzzles for gravity falls in the year 2024

[cheswirls]

short asl thing based on @where-does-the-heart-lie's modern au :) i started this over a year ago but the beginning is all dialogue and felt more like a script to me i suppose??? which deflated my desire to work on it. anyway i checked it over recently and it's completely fine lmfao, self-confidence restored here we go !

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"Yo. Aren't you usually in the middle of your shift by now?"

"I've been banned from the hospital."

"Like, for life?"

"No. For the next, uh.. Twenty-two hours."

"That's oddly specific."

"It was twenty-four, but I fell asleep after leaving the building."

"That wouldn't have to do with why they kicked you out, at all?"

"Hmmm. I'm too sleep-deprived, apparently."

"Ah. And, um, you called me because...?"

"I pressed a random number in my call log after waking up. Lucky you, I guess."

"Yeah. Right. Lucky me. And your car keys are...?"

"Confiscated."

"Ah, right, of course."

A beat of silence. Two. Three, then "Look, if you're busy, then–"

"No, no.  You called me, so I'll be there. Give me twenty minutes."

"Alright. Thank–"

"Thank someone else. Also, if you fall asleep in my car, I'm taking it as express permission to drive you around wherever I want."

"Ugh, go die. I don't even know why I bothered."

"LUCKY YOU, I guess," sounds off way too loudly in his ear. "No take backs. See you in ten."

"I thought you said–" Sabo breaks off as the call ends, leaving him staring blankly at his phone's too-dim screen. He squints, turns the brightness all the way up, and still squints as the sunlight proves too strong for the display.

Ace shows up in more than ten but decidedly less than twenty minutes. Sabo doesn't waste much brain power on it, only climbing into the passenger seat and yawning into his palm while his other hand fixes the seatbelt into the buckle. Not a second too soon, too, as Ace roars the engine to life and peels away from the curb at record speed.

Ace fiddles with the radio. He turns the music up, then dial it back down to inaudible. They hit the expressway and he leans over the steering wheel, frowning with his eyes fixed on the road far ahead. Sabo yawns again and this appears to be the limit to his patience. 

"Hey, so, I had a thought after you hung up on me."

Sabo grimaces. "You mean you–"

"Today's Wednesday."

He doesn't elaborate. Sabo is too tired to process. "Yes," he follows, after a second. He glances at the sky out the front window. "What time is it?"

"Oh, uh." Ace fumbles with hand placement so he can lift his watch to his face. "Nine forty."

Sabo takes a couple beats to try and process this, moves his eyes away from the skyline, and sighs as he pulls his phone out. 2:47 is what the display reads, which sounds much more believable.

"How did the minute hand get off?" he mutters to himself, chancing a look at Ace's busted wristwatch. Ace raises a brow, taking his gaze off the road to scrutinize Sabo. "No, it doesn't matter," he mutters to himself once more, sliding his phone away back on his person and out of his hands.

"My point is," Ace continues, like he hasn't just been interrupted by a whole thing. "Your timeout will be done midday Thursday. Did they switch your days off?"

"No." Sabo sighs. "They technically gave me the next thirty-six hours. Technically closer to forty. Something like that. I go back in on Friday. Sometime.” He tries to smile and it turns out very lopsided, from that he can make out in the rearview mirror. “Can you tell I’m tired?”

“I don’t think ‘tired’ is an accurate description,” Ace quips. “When did you eat a proper meal last?”

“Uh, yesterday. Maybe.”

“Maybe??”

“A ‘proper meal’ means different things to the two of us,” Sabo huffs. “On my account it was yesterday. I’ve had food since then, of course.”

“Alright, so here’s the plan,” Ace announces before absolutely whipping it around a curve. Sabo is his passenger in the passenger seat and had fully prepared to be so when he got in the vehicle, but he’d been vastly underprepared for this sudden course of action, which is how he ends up halfway out of his seat with his cheek slammed into the cold window. Ace doesn’t quite notice his brother’s terminal velocity until the car is once again on the straight and narrow, and only then it’s because of the audible thunk Sabo’s face makes when it collides with the glass.

“Aw shit. You good bro?”

“Ow,” Sabo mutters. “If I have broken bones I’m suing your ass.”

“Well, if you’re good enough to make jokes, I think you’re better than you’re letting on.” Ace keeps the wheel steady with one knee while he takes both hands away to crack his fingers. When he glances over at Sabo again, he looks even more pathetic – like he’s becoming one with the glass. “Anyway, as I was saying.

“I’m taking your ass home. You’re going straight to sleep and while you crash, I’ll make you something decent to eat and stick it in the fridge for you to heat up later. I’ll even make you two servings to eat two different times, since you clearly can’t be trusted to take care of yourself correctly.”

“Ouch.”

“I want you to conk out for as long as your body allows. We can reset your sleep schedule tomorrow, alright? Put your phone on silent; do not answer any calls. In fact, you know what, just give it to me.

Sabo glances over to see Ace’s hand held out to him, palm up. Fingers wiggling expectantly. His lips pull up into a grimace. “I’m not doing that.”

“Fine.” Ace takes his hand back. “But you will comply with everything else.”

“Wow! It’s so funny, I didn’t realize you turned into my mother overnight! Really tapped into your mom potential, huh? Anything exciting happen in your life that would cause that? I guess I wouldn’t know, since I’ve been a zombie for the past two days.”

“There’s nothing wrong with acting like your older brother, you dipshit, especially if you keep putting yourself through the wringer like this. You go home. You sleep. You wake up and eat. You go back to sleep. Then we do laundry. Does that sound agreeable?”

“That’s negotiable, at the least,” Sabo mumbles. “I will accept good food as a form of bribery.”

“Oh, nice, because I’m flat broke at the moment.”

Sabo makes a mental note of that, and then they’re pulling into the driveway. Ace lets him exit the vehicle by himself and then promptly manhandles him all the way onto the couch where it will be easier to force his body to relax than in a real bed. Ace knows this, so he calls him weird before chucking a loose blanket at his head. Sabo is almost too tired to function at this point, so he lets Ace have the last laugh in favor of finally closing his eyes.

Coming to is a surreal experience, especially since the sun is still out. He must make a noise because Ace is suddenly within view. His limbs are tangled in the blanket and still so heavy that he doesn’t bother moving. “Thought you would be gone,” he half-groans, eyes slipping shut again for a moment.

“I did leave,” Ace confirms. “I had to go pilfer some stuff to make stew with. It’s almost done, so I’ll hang here until then.”

Pilfer. That could mean any number of things. Sabo chooses to believe in the option where Ace is an upstanding citizen, and then remembers Ace saying earlier that he had no money. He frowns and squirms on the cushions enough to where it looks like he’s checking his pockets. “Where’s my wallet, Ace?” he bluffs.

“Somewhere around here,” Ace pipes up. “Your stomach will thank you for your contributions to the Portgas Household’s pantry!”

“Ugh, I got robbed,” he complains. “This sucks. ‘m going back to sleep.” He rolls over so his back is to Ace.

“Yeah, you do you, bro. Stew will still be here later. I’ll see you when you’re back in the world of the living.”

—

Luffy comes in late that night and slams the front door shut as loud as humanly possible. When he appears in the main room, he doesn’t seem to be upset, so Ace writes it off as a Luffyism. Sabo hasn’t stirred at the noise, so it’s all good.

Realizing this, Luffy pads closer to Ace’s side and looks at Sabo’s unmoving body warily. “Why is Sabo passed out like a corpse? Is he sick?”

“No, he’s not sick, he just can’t take care of himself. Which is why we are going to let him sleep for as long as possible.”

Luffy just nods to this, but it’s the uncomprehending Luffy-nod that means he’s just going to end up doing whatever he wants to regardless. Ace sighs, then jerks his head towards the kitchen. “He ate a little earlier, but I want him to eat again when he wakes up. There’s stew in the fridge if you want it – just leave him a little. Got it, Monkey D. Luffy?”

Luffy throws him a salute and then runs off in his socks. “Yippee! Ace made stew!”

“Think of your brother, Luffy, and make good choices!” Ace calls after him. “He’s a pathetic man who needs food to feel better or he’ll end up sleeping through Laundry Day!”

—

Sabo does not sleep through laundry day, but he does sleep for sixteen whole hours, so it’s just around noon when he forces himself up off the couch and into a warm shower.

Ace is around, which is mildly unexpected. But he’s still half-asleep, so everything is at least a little unexpected. He glances up from playing video games with Luffy to see Sabo leaving the steam-filled bathroom with his hair hanging around his shoulders. “You look like a wet cat,” he calls.

“Sabo’s awake!” Luffy cheers. “Ace thought you died at one point.”

Ace elbows Luffy in the gut, making him hunch over. “I did not!”

“He totally checked to see if your heart was still beating!”

“I’m undead, actually,” Sabo says completely seriously.

“Does that mean you don’t need to eat anymore?” Luffy questions. “Because I ate all the stew last night.”

“I saw that coming and made extra.” Ace finger-guns in Sabo’s general direction. “That’s why I bought two sets of ingredients. With your money!”

“With my money,” Sabo echoes, because it’s such a wild statement to have to deal with this early in the day. Well, early for him. “Fuck you.”

“I mean, I can tell Luffy where I hid–”

“Thank you, Ace, for agreeing to share your quarters with both of your brothers so we can all do laundry today on your dime!” Sabo raises his pitch so his voice is mockingly squeaky when he says this. He starts moving down the hall before Ace can start to argue, letting his and Luffy’s voices bleed into the background.

When he comes back out, now dressed, it smells significantly better than before. “I reheated the stew,” Ace announces, gesturing for Sabo to take a seat at the kitchen counter. “Let’s all have lunch before we head out.”

“You have to drink this too,” Luffy tells Sabo, sliding a Gatorade across the counter so it sets in front of him when he finally does take a seat. “Ace’s orders.”

“Gotta get those nutrients back somehow.”

“Aren’t we so considerate, Sabo?”

“Do you even know what ‘considerate’ means?” Sabo asks, lips quirking up into a half-smile. At Luffy’s shrug, it turns into a real smile. “Well, thanks anyway. Both of you.”

“No sweat. And look!” Ace brandishes a five dollar bill for both to see. “I found this baby for us to use on coins! It’s all on me today–”

“Where’s my wallet, Ace?!”

[lemon-boy-stan]

BIRTHDAYS - DILUC RAGNVINDR

Summary: Diluc's always hated birthdays, but ever since he's been with you, they've gotten better. Genre: angst, fluff, light smut, family themes. Warnings: alcohol consumption, mention of family member death, slight alcoholism, sad themes at the start (it gets better I swear), sex, pretty vanilla but still MDNI, unprotected sex, foreplay, breeding, pregnancy before marriage. A/N: I should have saved this for his birthday LMFAO but I WANT YOU ALL TO SUFFER. PS. I have several requests in my inbox and I will get to them, I promise, just have been facing a writer's block so I wrote this to get out of it!! Hope you enjoy this for now.

Diluc hated birthdays; ever since his eighteenth when his father died, but he knew you loved them. Diluc never drank, but on his birthday, he always found himself pouring glass after glass of wine, drinking the bitter liquid, staring ahead at the crackling fire.

The first birthday he spent with you, he forgot you lived with him.

He expected the house to be empty again, it's ghosts roaming the halls, maybe the faraway sounds of the maids cleaning before they go home. Diluc only ever drank grape juice, and watched with disdain whenever he saw someone drinking an alcoholic beverage.

It was late at night when you came back to the Winery, the maids greeting you at the door. "Luc!" Your loud, happy voice sang, a wave of confusion flowing over him.

"Happy Twenty-Fourth Birthday, Master Diluc!" You chirped, finding him at the long dining table, running up to him and flinging your arms around him, before smelling the wine on the table, on his lips. "Master Diluc?" You murmured softly.

He let out an angry, slurred sound. Your eyes began to brighten, and you bit your cheek to stop yourself from crying. "Master Diluc," you said softly, "what's wrong? Why are you drinking? You hate alcohol."

He grumbled wordlessly, "couldn't save him." His eyes bright and firey red, he looked close to tears. He reached for the bottle, pouring the glass for probably the nth time that night. As soon as he filled the glass, you snatched the bottle.

He was glaring at you now, and not his reflection in the window above the fireplace. Good. "Give it back," he hissed, the words slurred. "I'm not arguing, YN, give it back now." His bright, red eyes could've scared away an Abyss Mage, but not you.

You shrugged, finishing the bottle in one drink. The alcohol hit you like a freight train. You didn't drink alot, only on special occasions or when you were invited to drink with your friends, but even still, you were a lightweight.

You lost your balance and fell, crashing to the ground, body hitting the newly-cleaned floorboards of the mansion.

Diluc roared, the sound rattling the walls of the Winery as he jumped out of his chair, the legs squealing on the floor. He didn't care about the scratches.

"ADELINE!" His voice shook through the house and the maid came running to him, no longer dressed in her work clothes, "yes, Master Diluc?" He finally let the tears fall from his eyes. "Get a doctor," he breathed shakily, "now. Please."

Diluc did not drink on his twenty-fifth birthday, instead, he sat with you outside on the roof, watching the stars fly by. He brought you up through the window in the attic; "Kaeya and I used to come up here as kids." It was a very big window.

He turned to you, "do you want children?" Taking your hand, which was cold even though you were wearing his big, red coat. You smiled at him, "I want everything with you, Master Diluc." He smiled back, leaning in to kiss you.

"I didn't know you wanted children," you whispered softly into his lips, his coat making the tiles of the roof more comfortable. "I want them to look like you," he murmured, sliding his hand between your legs, "I want them to have your pretty voice." He kissed your lips, moaning and moving down to your neck.

"Oh, but Master Diluc, won't people be able to hear us?" But you arched your back nonetheless. He smirked, "it's my birthday, love." Brushing his finger against your panties softly. You moaned quietly, "mpph, oh, okay... If you insist... Nggh,"

"I'm going to give you my children," he purred softly, "and then I'm going to marry you." You moaned even louder at this, "oh, Master Diluc." And he chuckled softly, "you like that?" You nodded, "yes, Master Diluc, please." But all he did was smile, "'please' what, hmm? Be specific." Digging his finger into the fabric of your panties.

You moaned again, louder this time. "Please fuck me," you whined. He smirked, "I said be specific, dear." You clenched the coat with your hands, "please breed me, Master Diluc. I want to have your children, please." He smiled again, "good girl."

On Diluc's twenty-sixth birthday, you finally decided to tell him. It was a Friday, and you stayed at home with him the whole day rather than going out to do errands (the maids often did the errands, but you enjoyed going shopping. It was calming.), eating a delicious meal prepared by Adeline, no wine.

He was enjoying his birthday more this year. He was happy, but he was always talking about how he liked throwing parties in the Winery because it was always empty. Two people was a small amount for such a big house.

The other day you caught him at the store, looking at baby shoes. You'd thought you'd blown it already. "Aren't they so cute?" He bounded up to you. "Let's have a baby. Please." Archons, how were you supposed to hide it now??? You smiled and shook your head, "one day, Diluc."

Diluc turned to you, looking up from his meal. "Are you alright, dear?" You smiled at him, nodding. "I have... Another surprise," you said slowly, watching him. He smiled, "you've already outdone yourself with the presents, my love."

"It's... Kind of a present," you looked down at the table, smiling. You took the test from your pocket, sliding it over to him.

He spent a good five seconds staring at it before snapping his head up. Diluc never cried, but tonight there were tears falling from his red eyes. "You're pregnant?" He whispered, as if it was too good to be true. You smiled, "yes," he blinked, pulling you close to him, "Archons! You're pregnant! I'm gonna be a dad! We have to get married! I just can't believe it! How?... When?..." You giggled softly, so, so relieved that he was happy, burying your head into his neck.

"Three weeks ago," you said, "I was feeling a bit sick so I went to the doctor... They told me to take a test." Diluc cocked his head. Ever since his birthday last year you'd been trying, but no such luck. "But how..." He was in awe. You blushed, "remember that night where you got jealous of that random bard flirting with me while you were working?"

Diluc scowled, "oh. Him. But still..." You giggled, hitting him softly on the shoulder, "remember what you did to me after?" And now Diluc was blushing. "But how on earth did you hide it from me?" You grinned, "I have my ways, Master Diluc. You're not the only one who's got secrets!" Diluc kissed you firmly, "Oh, this is fabulous. Archons! I can't believe it... I really can't! ADELINE!"

The maid came running in, clearly still traumatised from last year. "Master Diluc! Is Miss YN quite alright? What's wrong?" Diluc shook his head, "no, nothing of the sort. Please send out a message to everyone! Tell them to come over immediately, we're celebrating!"

Adeline smiled, "a birthday celebration? I'm sure Miss Jean and Mr. Kaeya would love to -" but Diluc beamed, cutting her off. "No, no! Something much better! My beautiful girlfriend is pregnant! We're going to have children!" He looked so unbelievably happy.

Adeline's face lit up, "well, of course! A party surely must be in order... I'll deliver the message right away and call the other maids to help set up! Oh, congratulations, Master Diluc! This is wonderful news!"

You sighed happily, resting your head against his shoulder as Adeline ran off to send the message. Diluc gripped your hand, "I can't believe it. You have no idea how happy this makes me... We're going to have children! My... This is the best birthday ever."

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[kiwiana-writes]

FirstPrince on Mars.

Ao3 username is the same without the dash, and no rating restrictions.

Congrats on the big milestone, you deserve it.🥰

Ash!!! Congrats on being the first but CERTAINLY not the last space-related prompt lmfao. I really waffled on the rating; I think it's a high-ish M? Mostly it's just... less explicit than I usually write, somehow 🤣

ONE DAY WE'LL BE LIVING IN THE STARS for @ad-astra13 [rated M, 1262 words]

Alex has been on Mars for a grand total of half a sol when his world flips upside down.

“My name is Henry Fox,” the Greek God come to life tells Alex and his twenty-three other shipmates, his voice somewhat muffled by Alex’s heartbeat roaring in his ears. When they departed Earth nine months ago, these people were strangers; now, they’re a weird sort of family, complete with the annoying cousin no one likes. (Hunter, not Alex.) If this guy—this Henry—had been on the ship… well. Family is absolutely not the word Alex would be choosing to use, that’s for sure. There’s an itch under his skin that Alex is pretty sure has nothing to do with the artificial atmosphere and far more to do with the mole on Henry’s lip that Alex suddenly, frantically wants to taste.

So, okay. He’s bi? He’s on a totally new fucking planet, and he’s not allowed to join his parents or his sister or anyone who migrated here before him for another thirteen and a half sols, and he’s ragingly fucking bisexual, apparently. That probably shouldn’t be more shocking than the fact that he’s on literal fucking Mars, but… well. Mars, he planned and prepared for. Guys with jawlines that could cut glass and legs for days, not so much. 

He’s vaguely aware that he should be listening, and not just staring, but he can’t help it. He only tunes back in as Henry tells the group they can come to him at any time if they need assistance during their adjustment period. Henry locks eyes with Alex as he emphasises ‘if you need anything at all’, and that…

That feels like an invitation.

Fuck it. 

When on Mars, or however the saying goes.

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[admirange]

Mcl style contest outfit dump pt. 8

Aspiring detective

I think I had the easiest time with this one, just used my candy's basic clothes🫠 I'm happy with how it turned out, I think it fits the theme perfectly.

Got low ranking with it (no one beats the magical girls)

Heartbreak

Once again I had 0 inspiration what to do, so just did what I saw best.

Got well ranked with top 9%

Valkyrie

It's so obviously based on one of the new bank outfits. And of course those who bought it will win. I'm so tired. The outfit I made is pretty shit I'm not arguing on that one, but I didn't have motivation to really try.

Got really low ranking with it

Time to relax

I never found sitting at the beach or doing skincare relaxing so I left all of that cliché off, comfortable clothes, alone time, reading, drinking some delicious stuff.

Got really low ranking with it

Rouge

Searched dnd rouge outfits and did something similar. The angel wings are the new brainrot so I call it, the podium will have all black clothes and black angel wings (or demon, for that matter). Possibly the magic flying book and the cauldron too. The sparkles and butterflies are not even a question at this point, they can't get their hands off of them.

Got low ranking with it (I was so right about the podium)

Gemini

Well, astrology singns are pretty vague. I know it's an air sign and geminis have "two personalities" but those are just stereotypes, every person is different. Since it's an air sign I went with mainly white stuff. I searched gemini outfits but as I said, you can't put millions of people in the same style category. And I already said I don't like using fantasy clothes anymore so I very much sticked with the modern clothes. The magical girls will win anyway so I don't feel like doing outfits I don't even like.

Got really low ranking with it

Ruby

I wanted to do a classy look but I don't have much red stuff either so meh, it's just whatever. Kafka saved my ass in this with not one, but two shared items, thank you Kafka! Still couldn't do well with this but that's on me😬 the magic of the style contest started to wear off.

Got well ranked with top 25%

The fifth element

I never cared about the fifth element, not the movie nor the thing itself so I just found out it's the aether? "A special unknown substance that permeated the celestial sphere and was purer than any of the four terrestrial elements." Okay. I did a full on research and it's like, pure air of some sort? Obviously more than that but that's the easiest way to put it. That's what I was going for. Then it became this alien but also fantasy magic thing idk but that's kind of what it is, isn't it?

Got low ranking with it

Beauty and the beast

I don't have yellow stuff to do the beauty so more or less did the beast. I think it looks fine but I'm convinced it'll get really low ranking.

Got low ranking with it (called it)

Rain fairy

Fucking fairies. At least I have blue stuff so I could do something, it just doesn't look good. No fairy wings because. No, I'm not waiting for the shared items to drop😆 Ah it's my bad, I'm slowly losing my motivation. I never played to win, but the podium makes me not want to play at all.

Got low ranking with it

Cosplay

I tried so many cosplays so far but I had absolute 0 ideas for the theme. I spent an awful lot of time searching for characters. I searched most recognizable characters at last and Wednesday popped up, so I went with that.

Got low ranking with it

Decora

I put a lot of effort into this, but I don't think it turned out great. Having a colorful wardrobe is not my strongest quality lmfao

Got low ranking with it

Roaring twenties

The casino theme was somewhat similar so I already had a starting point. The necklaces are really specific and we don't have stuff like that. I think it fits the theme but it's pretty minimalistic so it won't get well ranked.

Got low ranking with it

Swan lake

I'M THE SWAN QUEEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEVER LEFT THE CORPS. Ballet dress inspired but obviously more extra.

Got low ranking with it

Fear

Well I got back into lol and Fiddlesticks was my first thought, but obviously that's impossible to make. But the idea stays, the manifestation of fear itself.

Got low ranking with it

From this moment my personal life burst into flames and living is like a personalised hell, so I can't say anything about the outfits. I just half-assed every one of them.

Florist

Got really low ranking with it

Berserk

Got really low ranking with it

Tinker bell

Got really low ranking with it

Doberman energy

Got well ranked with top 25%

Pennywise

Got really low ranking with it

Your mood of the day

Got low ranking with it

Egyptian goddess

Got low ranking with it

Going on a quest

Got really low ranking with it

Netflix and...

Got low ranking with it

Sorcerer

Got really low ranking with it

Bohemian

Got low ranking with it

Match girl

Seriously no idea if this theme is supposed to be the little match girl? I took a look at the entries in voting and based on the white dress and makeup sparkling butterfly angel princesses with their suffering look that's what I guessed.

Got low ranking with it

Agatha

It's horrible bru didn't have any pink hair and the outfit itself is horrendeous as well

Got really low ranking with it

Arabian nights

Sadness

Got well ranked with top 23%

I don't think I ate with this

Got really low ranking with it

Thanks for reading and/or looking through my creations!

Really low ranking – more than 50%

Low ranking – between 30% and 50%

Well ranked – anywhere below 30%

[spylarman]

Good ol @paletrash tagged me in a music game!

Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist & post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people 🎶

1. Heart Attack Man - Loud & Clear

2. Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties - Just Sign the Papers

3. Hot Mulligan - *Equips Sunglasses*

4. Mom Jeans. - Edward 40hands

5. CLIFFDIVER - Elwood's

6. The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door

7. Movements - Daylily

8. Modern Baseball - Fine, Great

9. Bryce Bishop - 'communication is the basis of every strong relationship'

10. The Wonder Years - The Devil In My Bloodstream

Won't lie I skipped some cuz I didn't need like 4 from hot mulligan all from the same album lmfao sue me

Anyway I don't even have 10 people to tag but I'll tag a few who I like sharing music with/ have done these with me (no pressure ofc)

@lizrd-breath @crowbaby @tailless-whale @sacerd0s (sorry I forgot about ur last one lol) and @routine-pain if you use spotify enough unless they also have that sorta thing in apple music or whatevs

[skiplo-wave]

I had a great uncle and two great aunts that died when they was young. We didn't know what had happened to them. My grandma and her siblings was in and out of the guardian home. My great-grandparents was alcoholics. I found out that my great-uncle died in 1921 at 3 years old due to diarrhea (awful death but legit that's what it says on the death certificate) and the contributing factor was influenza. My great-aunt died in 1922 from double lobar pneumonia when she was 5. My other great-aunt died from unknown causes at the age of 14. There's no known contributing factors. That's the one they found dead in the woods that's supposedly ran away because they was about to be placed in foster homes. The only problem is this particular aunt would had never done that. She always stuck with her younger siblings. They thought her death was suspicious and the fact that the facility didn't act concerned when she came up missing like they normally would when a child came up missing. I tried looking through 1923 newspapers but there was nothing. The roaring twenties was horrible for my grandmother's family. Every year someone was dying. 1924 my grandma's cousin died from self-inflicted gunshot wound. 1925 my great-grandma died and in 1926 my great-grandpa died. 1927 my grandma's aunt (her mom's sister) who was also an alcoholic was struck down by lightning while pissing in a cornfield lmfao. I am sorry to laugh but x'D 1928 and 1929 my grandma lost all her cousins from both her mom side and dad side in a bad influenza outbreak between the later winter of 1928 and early 1929. And than the great depression hit....

[laurensxox]

for the honesty hour asks, i’m gonna go with send something funny and headcanons for any hazbin ship lmao i’m up late and it’s a routine where i’m super hyper😂

Presenting... My sleep deprived self!

Lmfao, anyways, at first I thought I should just comvbine those two you know. Funny headcanons. But I couldn't think of any funny headcanons rn so I decided to just share one of my funny experiences lol

The experience is at the bottom in the cut!

P.S it's currently 6 am as I am writing this and I haven't slept yet so if some of then doesn't make any sense, I blame insomnia

Radiodust Headcanons

💋 The first time Angel found out about how Alastor sleeps (eyes open and standing up in the dark), he got a mini heart attack and screamed bloody murder. Ever since then, Angel insists that Alastor lays down with him and most of the time, Angel is the big spoon because Alastor still sleeps with his eyes open and the glow of his eyes is too bright to sleep facing him.

🎙 Alastor started seeing Angel as a potential friend when he once found him stuck on a fence (Idk what it is with deers and fences), helped him, and didn't tell anyone about it. He got teased by the spider a lot tho.

💋 Angel can't dance. He can do freelance and slow dances just fine but dances like Swing? He's a lost cause. He tried to dance Swing with Alastor once and it just ended up with their legs tangled and falling hard on the floor with Alastor's shadow just laughing hysterically at them.

I do also headcanon that Angel can dance really well and that he will probably surprise Alastor by showing him that he can dance Swing smoothly

🎙 Angel and Alastor love to do their own little musical numbers on the hotel rooftop where no one can interrupt them and have their own cheesy intimate moments where they can just dance, sing, and whisper loving messages to each other. At one point, Angel managed to convinced Alastor to sing, dance, and act out the whole "Can I Have This Dance?" scene from High School Musical 3 where he is Gabriella and Alastor is Troy.

💋 Speaking of dancing, the crew found out that they were together because they caught the two slow dancing in the ballroom and just generally being happy and sappy together

🎙I closetedly headcanon Alastor as Peryton so on special occasions or on days where they just really need to be away from everyone and just be in the wind, Alastor will manifest his wings, carry Angel, and fly around for a bit.

💋 They don't notice it but there are times when Angel and Alastor acts all parent-like with Charlie, especially when she's upset. Alastor will try to cheer her up by making goofy dad-jokes and exaggerating stories while Angel will probably either cook her favorite food or make hot chocolates. Vaggie definitely sees all of this.

🎙 After they got very comfortable in their dating status, Angel will be the 2nd person to be allowed to touch Alastor without permission. Niffty is first.

💋 Moving out? Alastor definitely manifested a Bayou in Hell and his very own cabin house in it, that's where they'll live. It's a win-win as Alastor will be in his territory where he is strongest and Angel will be away from the catcalls and people who only wants him or sees him as a sex object. Just him, Alastor, and Fat Nuggets at peace in a Cabin House in their own Bayou

🎙In any case that Alastor's mother is in Hell as well, she will definitely approve of Angel. Maybe not at first due to his background but as time goes on, she'll see how much the spider demon makes her little faon happy and eventually, she'll approve of him. Anything to keep her son happy.

Alright! Time for Allen storytime 😂

So I discovered Hazbin Hotel through a friend back in 2019 and I was in 12th grade by then! And instantly, INSTANTLY, my heart was like welp, you're simping for a serial killer overlord deer demon now, good luck! 😂

And me, itching to write, started to write little fics about Alastor already. I begun to learn these little phrases and slang from the 1920s to help me and most of them are now stuck in my head.

Why do I tell you all those? Well, here's the reason!

There was this one time when I stayed up late due to me being hyperfixated with watching and listening to as much Roaring Twenties connected videos on Youtube for as much as I could. The next morning, I fell asleep in the middle of my Religious Classes. My substitute teacher noticed and whacked me on the head with a rolled up booklet. Me, still sleepy, didn't realize it was the teacher and just blurted "Look, I'm already so behind the eight ball right now and in desperate need of some sleep so PLEASE, get out of my face before I take my imaginary bean-shooter and just bop ya right now, ya broad"

Then I fell back asleep 😂 they didn't wake me up when the bell rang so I missed lunch. I, of course, tried to apologies but the teacher forgave me. She said she actually understood the slangs and then we just spent my study hour discussing 1920s slangs.

i know it's not really that funny but I do find it funny because according to my classmates, they have never seen a sub teacher look so confused yet so impressive with someone.

[thcmasrhett]

solar system, moon, sun, crab nebula, eris, halley’s comet, dysnomia 🌞🌛🌎✨☄️

solar system: what is the driving force behind your good deeds? this is complicated. because a part of me says that i do ‘em for karma. that i have a motive. i wanna be perceived as a good person, especially to make up for past mistakes (bad attitude. all those times i didn’t tip. just being a general asshole kid). and maybe that’s a selfish truth. but another part of me just wants to put good energy into an otherwise ugly world. to put a smile on someone’s face. hopefully make their day a little better or easier. plus, it’s really not that hard to return the heckin’ buggy!

moon: do you play any instruments? lmfao, i wish. i eventually plan to learn something. probably when i don’t let my lack of patience rule me. i’ve gotten a little defensive about this topic before, not gonna lie, and wanna bring up that time i learned to play the recorder in middle school. got stuck taking a music appreciation (yeah, that’s what it was called) and that was the main assignment. kinda grew into an appreciation for musicians (including school bands in this) now that i’ve got so many of ‘em in my muses, but i’ll play through them until my day comes.

sun: if you could live in any past decade, when would it be? i’ve hated this question since i did a project on the roaring twenties and someone asked me if i’d want to live in that decade. after i just discussed some pretty horrible shit. i’m also forced to confront a complicated relationship with time. i can be very nostalgic of my own life, floating in certain moments until my fingers are all wrinkly, but i often slip on that puddle of embarrassment just when i push off that last step out. and that never goes well. this is my long way of saying—time’s an untapped fear of mine and there’s no easy answer lmfao. maybe to a time where i could play my old nintendo 64?

crab nebula: favourite colour? blue, always. but i’ve been branching out on the color tree.

eris: what’s your dream job? judge. i like to say that i got aspirations to be a supreme court justice because, fun fact, a law degree isn’t an actual (written) qualification !!

halley’s comet: what’s your opinion on fate? not something i put much stock in. our choices determine where we go.

dysnomia: favourite sound? i had a very distinctive answer for this because i remember saying “i love this sound” recently. but, for the life of me, i don’t know what it is. so… i’m gonna be a sap and say my mom’s voice/laugh is something i never want to forget.

🌌 25 celestial asks / meme tag

[mvgicians]

me every time the dash turns into a dumpster fire again.... ANYWAY. meet my new baby vi !! she’s a messy bitch who lives for drama so. get ready.

skeleton: the magician.

faceclaim: bruna marquezine.

name: vitória da silva.

gender & pronouns: cisfemale, she/her.

age: twenty-one.

major: psychology.

clubs: GSA.

employment: intern at the mayor’s office.

background !

vi was born in las vegas and baby is vegas personified. loud, showy, always wearing glitter, always betting on something, probably has beaten you in poker at some point

her parents met at a bar, promptly got drunk, married in a vegas chapel, and conceived vi THAT NIGHT LMFAO

i told y’all. vegas personified

they decided to keep the baby, give things a go, but they were... not prepared for how much of a commitment babies are

they took care of her, but basically did the bare minimum. they were super hands off, not cruel or anything, just... distant. she literally called them “gen” and “seb” instead of mom and dad. they were basically her glorified roommates

both of them worked in casinos which meant vi spent a lot of time there as a kid !! her mom spent a lot of time teaching her about bluffing and mixing cocktails, how to play blackjack and poker; her dad taught her to defend herself. u know. just normal things to teach ur nine year old daughter

she loved it tho, thrived in that kind of environment. she’s got a quick mind so she picked up on shit fast and would sit at poker tables with grown ass men by the time she was in middle school. and she’d win

she also snuck into clubs a lot just for kicks — which is where she met her magic yoda ! 

wren holliday: local las vegas magician, twenty-five, possibly the coolest person she’d ever heard of, was performing that night. 

vitória da silva: local las vegas delinquent, fifteen, chock full of ginger ale ( yes, in a club ) and sheer bravado, was instantly starstruck and convinced that she and wren were destined to meet

basically, she snuck into his dressing room and convinced him to take her on as an assistant for his vegas magic shows ! and baby THRIVED off the attention she got on stage

when she inevitably went home, though, she felt... empty. nothing compared to the vibrant shows, the roaring audience, the way she felt adored and revered afterward when she mingled in the crowd

this marked the beginning of her sleeping around — she craved that attention, that love, and she’d do anything to get it. so she bounced from bed to bed over the next couple of years, even landing in the bed of wren himself

all things must come to an end, though, and vi decided it was time for her to leave vegas by the time she graduated high school. thanks to some #stellar SAT scores she scored herself a scholarship and noped tf out of nevada !!

since being at ashmont, she’s been a hoe and a half, which is v on brand. she joined cheerleading for the memes, promptly started dating daisey, got cheated on by daisey, dropped daisey’s ass and cheerleading all in one

she’s an intern at the mayor’s office bc she was hoping for some hot goss sdkljglkjdsg

she also puts on magic shows w a good degree of regularity !! she loves being in front of a crowd, loves the attention, and she’s damn good at it. she’s probably done a card trick for ur character at some point just for kicks ( she has a pack of cards on her... at all times )

she’s got some sticky fingers, y’all. she’s been stealing wallets since she was a kid and that shit has not stopped. vi has probably stolen from every damn house party she’s ever been to ( sry oz !! )

IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW

wanted connections ! just some basic ideas sdkjgdslg

friends !! obvi !! she loves attention and wants it Constantly so let’s feed her ego with companionship

someone she’s actually genuinely soft for bc goddamn bitch calm down

on the opposite end of the spectrum, BAD friends. vi is selfish and petty and i’d love someone for her to pal around with who’s just as mean as she can be

hookups !!! anyone and everyone. she ain’t picky and she’s always horny.

she’s a Lot so someone who isn’t a fan is absolutely likely. gimme someone she rubs the wrong way, and it’s bad

make this bitch fall in love i swear to god. do it.

that’s all 4 now hit the heart my loves

[trulyhopelessromantic]

Tis santa again! It's totally cool, I love reading what you have to say! ♥️👌 But that sounds amazing and so much fun! I will have to check out those rides whenever I get a chance to go to France eheh ((thanks for providing all those pics too!)) Santa's little elves have prepared you gift and have sent it on it's way! 😊😉 How have these past few days been? Christmas is next week, any last minute gifting you are trying to do?

That's so exciting thank you Santa I look forward to receiving the gift from your elves!

Yeah can't believe Christmas is next week! Last minute gifts huh? Well, I'm sending off a gift to my friend in the United States today I can't say what it is in case she reads it on Tumblr but I think she'll really enjoy it 😉👍🏻

I also have another gift to send to the US but I have to first grab one more thing for it. The best day to do that would probably be tomorrow when I don't have work but I don't know if I want to go leaving the house haha oh well that's fine!

Otherwise, I think everyone who is here in Canada with me that I'm seeing at or before Christmas I have something for. I decided not to buy gifts for all my friends this year due to budget :/ Also I hosted an event at my house every month of this year minus November I'm hoping to do one December so I feel like that sort of makes up for it in a sense? Plus, last year at least three or four friends were surprised I had given them something and not that I expect something in return but the fact that they were surprised by the gift made me think okay I don't have to always get something every year for everyone.

My last few days have been pretty good I stayed up until 3 a.m. the other night finishing the latest section for my Nutcracker story and I was typing like non-stop which has not happened to me for a long long time and so it made me feel good ♡

Hey Santa do you have any goals or plans for 2020? A couple of mine are to gain full-time employment that I can then hopefully keep for longer than a couple of years, and I want to write more and enjoy writing what I am writing and I'm going to try to chat up any interesting attractive blokes I'll see XD that may sound a little silly but last week I went to an event with the boy that I tutor and beside him was this cute guy sitting all alone on the end of the row and it was the perfect opportunity for me to chat this guy up but I felt kind of dumb to do it in front of the boy I was with not wanting to alienate him. My mom said if I just included him in the conversation then I wouldn't have to have felt bad about chatting the cutie up so I've decided that's what I'm going to try for in 2020. I ain't getting any younger LMFAO and life is too short not to take a little chance and go for what you want because you never know what it will lead to ♡ besides, I hear a lot of people want to bring back the quote Roaring Twenties and I think it'll be fun to describe my first year of the twenties anyway as roaring and most of all fun ♡

Not to mention, my birthday is on the 20th of September and this is the 20th year so that day will be 20-20 for me... well, 20, 2020 technically but if you write the date short LMAO-

Ok off I go now. Thanks for popping in Santa it's always a pleasure to hear from you! ♡

[phoebtcnkin]

tagged by: @nathaliekclley nicknames: half of my family calls me ‘cake’, the other half calls me ‘peanut butter’, and one lone aunt calls me ‘kayla corn’. i can’t even say i’m surprised they’re all food related.  zodiac: virgo sun, aries moon, gemini rising (although there’s some debate about my birth time. oh well.) height: 5′4″ hogwarts house: according to the test on that one website i’m a slytherin last thing i googled: i can’t remember which came first and which came second, but yesterday i p. much simultaneously reverse looked up a missed call on my phone (turns out it was the hospital) and i also typed here kitty kitty by jardine libaire into the address bar of my computer bc i was too lazy to pull up amazon directly and needed to buy it asap. favorite musicians: god. this is... varied. the 1975, the used, blackbear, carrie underwood, NF, chiodos, dustin lynch, lewis capaldi, underoath, hozier, thomas rhett, every time i die, eden, halsey, the menzingers, the plot in you, dan + shay, young the giant, and letlive. plus 2973237 others i’ve probably forgot or neglected to mention bc we ain’t got all day. song stuck in my head: lately it’s been a toss up between ‘just sign the papers’ by aaron west and the roaring twenties (eta: i NEED this for a plot. thnx.), and ‘am i here?’ by fever 333 following: 388 followers: 405 do i get asks: on rare occasions, but i’m notorious for habitually forgetting to ever check it + respond. sorry friends. i stg it’s not personal. i’m just a living, breathing, permanent mess who has the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a 3 year old. amount of sleep: uhm. i don’t understand the question. lucky number: 3 (i was taken in by my family at 3 weeks old, officially adopted at 3 years, and it took 3 chance encounters for my fiance to finally ask for my name and number) outfit rn: my fave sweats that i bought at the harley dealership i used to work at and my fiance’s pittsburgh penguins tee. guess i went to bed nostalgic for home lol dream job: professional mermaid/napper/wine drinker/netflix binge watcher. beyond that? probably something in interior design/decorating or writing/publishing. i’m an indecisive mess of interests and desires. we know this.  dream trip: ireland and greece and australia and morocco  instruments: i got kicked out of 4th grade flute if that tells you anything. i like to pretend i can play all the drums, guitars, and saxophones laying around my house, though. does that count?  languages: english, whatever my brain sporadically remembers from grade school french + high school spanish, and ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’ in japanese + numbers 1-10.  fav song: again, it’s a tie. ‘gum’ by moose blood and ‘gorgeous’ by mansionz + basically anything and everything else my fiance has ever randomly sent me/dedicated to me/or danced with me to at 3am.  random fact: my legit #1 fear in the entire world is worms and i bawled like a baby when michael proposed to holly on the office. aesthetic: a swirling tornado of coffee spills and chaos. but i guess lots of black, ripped jeans, plain tanks, and leather sandals are my go-to uniform if i’m not in the same sweatpants i’ve been wearing for 3 days straight. in terms of my house? i’m a mix of modern/minimalistic and bohemian vibes. i like clean and i like carefree and cozy.

tagging: @macherierps, @hilarydcff, @sammrps, @londonrphs, @anniematron, @rcleplayer, @dropsofautumn, and anyone else who wants to do it bc i’m out of time now lmfao

[wearethecyclones]

Amanda’s 2018 Music Listenings

Big Yawn. I don’t want to break the streak I have going but this has also not been a big music year for me so here’s my top fave albums or like things I listened to.

Hadestown - Anaïs Mitchell (ft. Justin Vernon, Ani DeFranco, Greg Brown, Ben Knox Miller, etc. 

Bloom - Troye Sivan

A Star is Born OST lmfao

Evening Machines - Gregory Alan Isakov

Boygenius - Boygenius (aka Julien Baker, Phoebe Bridges, and Lucy Dacus)

Nina Cried Power EP - Hozier (and I also listened to old Hozier a lot)

Romeo and Juliet (ballet) composed by Sergei Prokofiev lmfao 

Classical Music spotify playlist (it helped me anxiety)

Podcasts (My Fave Murder mostly)

And I added songs to a 2018 playlist throughout the year to see what was up with my interests (under the read more)

2018 Playlist I Only Half Remember Adding Songs to:

Grapefruit - Aaron West & The Roaring Twenties

Buttercup - Hippo Campus

I Don’t Feel it Anymore (Song of the Sparrow) - William Fitzsimmons

Feel Something - Jaymes Young

As Above, So Below - Corey Kilgannon

PCH - Tokyo Police Club

Heavy - Birdtalker (this song irritates me so bad now tho)

End of Summer (now I know) - The Front Bottoms

Killer + The Sound - Phoebe Bridgers, Noah Gundersen

Baby - Born Without Bones

Wings in All Black - Gregory Alan Isakov

Wait for Me - Anais Mitchell (from Hadestown)

[singingunderthecurtain]

No spitting, only swallowing! (Request)

Author: @julietsoddeye AU: Vampire | Soulmate Genre: Humor Pairing: Vampire Sehun x Human Reader Trigger Warning: None, just a fun fic that I can’t take seriously. I’m sorry. Word Count: 1,510

Plot: You always find your best friend’s boyfriend to be weird. But going to their joint Bachelor/Bachelorette party, you uncovered his deepest, darkest secret. Oh and apparently you also found your soulmate, so yay, right?!

A/N: New drinking game! Every time the word ‘dick’ is mentioned, take a shot. Lmfao kidding. This is a universe where Vampires and Humans co-exist without problems. Hope it’s not sucky at all for yall, after all this is a humorous fic. Hope you like this one, this is for you @itsmeayishaa ♥

Heey /)///(\ omg you're amazing fjkdnfs I'm suddenly all shyyy xhjshds may I please request a Sehun vampire au? Where he meets his soulmate in an unexpected way/place which somehow leads to an accidental kiss?? >///< Or if not you can take the story any way you want ~ I don't mind hehehe thank you in advance sweets ♥ ♥

Arriving late at the penthouse of this famous five-star hotel in the city. You didn’t expect this Bachelorette party to be so… Co-ed.

The butler’s face contorts uncomfortably when he took a big basket of dicks from your grip. You felt bad and apologetic with his reaction. But your best friend actually requested for you to get a bunch of dick choco pops for a party game.

“Oh, there she is!!!”

Andi, your best friend, howls when she saw you slowly and awkwardly emerging from the entrance. The crowd of twenty or so people twirls their heads in your direction, immediately making you suddenly feel nervous and small.

The butler finally left you alone to drop the basket on the table spread full of drinks, snacks, and gifts.

“What took you so long?”

Andi ran to you, meeting you halfway with a kiss on your cheek as she shoves a cocktail drink in your hands

“It’s a Friday night, I got caught in a little traffic.”

You were about to take a sip of the drink when she suddenly pulls you to where everyone was. You instantly recognize your group of friends, plus Junmyeon, Andi’s fiancé, and his equally strange group of friends.

You don’t really hang out with Junmyeon or his friends much unless Andi literally begs and kneels in front of you. There’s something about them that shakes your insides in a very not good way. And up until now, you still cannot point out what it is about them that makes you uncomfortable. Even after all these years of Andi and Junmyeon being together.

Sure, you’ve dealt with a lot of rich snobs like them in your short life, you’re a secretary for one dammit, but something about Junmyeon is not normal...

He treats Andi like a Queen and she assures you Junmyeon is a fine gentleman. Maybe, you just didn’t give him the proper attention as much as your best friend would like. Now you feel like a shitty friend, great!

“Should we start the first game since (Y/N)’s here?”

One of your girlfriends, Joni who planned the party, asks no one in particular. All the girls then roar with excitement. The men though have empty reactions, probably just as clueless as you are with the night’s plan ahead.

“Did you bring the dicks?”

Few of Junmyeon’s cronies snort with laughter, your cheeks immediately flush with the frankness of Joni’s question. You coyly point at the basket that was on the table and she signaled for one of the butlers to bring the stuff to her.

“Okay, since our Andi is marrying a vampire and—”

“Wait… A what? A vampire?!”

You screech, not letting her finish what she was about to say. Your mouth opens in shock as you look at Junmyeon. He had an uncertain smile on his lips, worried that you’d hate him even more now that you know his secret.

“Do you have a problem with us?”

You heard the sadness in Baekhyun’s voice when he spoke up among the crowd of close friends.

“No, Baek. She’s just a little iffy with your kind.”

Andi offers an explanation. You faced her with your forehead creased and mouth still hanging open.

“Wait, so that’s it? Junmyeon’s a vampire?”

“Well, I thought you’d have a problem with me dating one because I know you really hate your previous asshole vampire boss.”

Andi grimaced as she clings on Junmyeon tightly. She’s waiting for you to yell at her or something, but it never came. You did hate your old boss and you never really cared about the vampires in your society, but you’ll never judge her for marrying one.

“Andi,” You paused as you clutched your chest dramatically.

“I did have a bad experience with my old boss but I would never discriminate all vampires just because I encountered one who was an asshole.”

You pouted. And Andi pouted as well. You need to have a better communication with her, your busy lives shouldn’t get in between your friendship. It’s mainly your fault though because you avoided Junmyeon’s company like the plague.

“Come here!”

Junmyeon opens his arms wide. Holding Andi on his right, and reaching his other arm for you to take. You gladly walk over to them and embraced both Andi and Junmyeon, rocking them gently.

“Wow!”

“Finally!”

“Yay!”

All your girlfriends express their awws and squeals of joy in a chorus.

“Now that everything’s clear, should we start the actual party?”

“Yeah!”

Andi shouts out before giving you another tight embrace to whisper a ‘thank you’ in your ear. You smiled and whispered kind words back to her.

“Okay, the first game is Girls versus Boys eating contest. I only need one representative for each group. Whoever eats more pops in sixty seconds, wins!”

Joni then proceeds to grab the choco pops from the basket and drop them on a small table in front of 2 chairs.

“What the hell? That’s so unfair, why does it have to be shaped like dicks?!”

Sehun complains, his arms crossed in front of his chest and a disgusted expression embedded on his face.

“Shut up Sehun, this is a joint party! I even allowed Jongdae to call strippers to dance for Andi and Myeon!”

Joni requites.

“You’re such a negative Nancy! Why don’t you represent our group then.”

Chanyeol then pushes Sehun on one of the chairs that was facing one another where the reps would sit face to face while eating the pops. Everyone started laughing when Sehun almost face dived into the basket of dicks.

“I nominate (Y/N) for our group!!!”

One of your friends shouts out, making Andi and Joni seal clap nonstop. Shit.

“Please. For me? Plus you love chocolates anyway!!!”

Andi bats her pretty lashes and you roll your eyes complying anyway as you sat on the chair opposite to Sehun.

“Fine, I’m gonna swallow my pride just this once… Literally.”

You smirk proudly with your dick joke and everyone roared with laughter except for Sehun. His face was warped in disgust looking over at the ten or so dicks he has to eat in front of him. Joni and the girls helped you and Sehun remove the plastic covering of each pops for easier access.

“Okay, at the count of three you better start eating!”

You scrunch your nose, giving Joni a determined nod as you prepare your mouth for dicks!

“One… Two… Three!”

“GO!”

Everyone screams and both you and Sehun each grab one pop. Sehun hesitates, looking at you with pleading eyes. His peepers almost pop out when you shoved the three-inch chocolate dick into your mouth and bit the straw stick, sliding it off the candy.

“Holy fuck!”

Jongdae curses as his jaw hang open with what you did.

“Come on, Sehun! She’s on her third dick!!!”

Junmyeon shouts in his friend’s ear. Sehun almost chokes on the candy, hitting his chest hard with his fist spitting out some chocolate on the floor.

“Hey! No spitting, only swallowing!!!”

Baekhyun teased. You cackled loudly with the dick joke before shoving one more pop into your mouth.

“Ten… Nine… Eight… Seven… Six…”

Joni starts her countdown and everyone follows suit. You then start chewing like your life depended on it, grabbing another pop as you continue so.

“Five… Four… Three…”

You bit half of the dick before the time ends.

“Two… One… STOP!”

You drop the half-eaten dick and bang your palm on the tiny table as you successfully swallow. You open your mouth wide to show everyone that you’re finished. You peer at Sehun who’s mouth still full and chewing, with a sour look on his face.

“(Y/N) ate three and a half, while Sehun only ate two! Girls team wins this round!”

Joni announces triumphantly as she hangs a paper mâché medal around your neck.

“This is bullshit!!!”

Sehun kicks the table, knocking it over and making the contents of it to fall on the ground. You were about to step up and push Sehun when you lost your footing.

Just like in movies and dramas, you tripped and fell on top of Sehun, your lips accidentally crashing together. You almost roll your eyes with the cliché.

“Ohohohoho~~~”

You heard Chanyeol tease and everyone cheering like the two of you are some kind of circus attraction in front of them.

Immediately standing up, a loose thread on your flowy top sleeve snagged on Sehun’s shirt button. Revealing to everyone your right shoulder where your soulmark is located.

“Sehun, look…”

Sehun follows where Junmyeon’s finger was pointing at; your shoulder. You heard his breath hitch and his eyes widen when he saw the mark permanently tattooed on your skin.

Sehun starts peeling off his shirt sleeve, revealing the same soulmark at the same location as yours.

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[popbee]

Billboard 公布 2010 年代 100 首最受歡迎歌曲排行榜，超過 5 首上榜歌的唯一女歌手是她！

來到 2019 年尾，除了代表著 2020 年即將到來外，也表示著 2010 年代也即將結束！近日相信大家都看過不少 2019 年的回顧排行榜，除了電影外，其實音樂也是讓人留意的項目，美國音樂媒體《Billboard》就公布了 2010 年代 100 首最受歡迎音樂，看看你喜歡的歌手是否榜上有名！

2010 年代 100 首最受歡迎音樂排行榜上，首 5 位都是男歌手 / 樂團的歌曲，首位是近年憑著推出 80 年代風格舞曲就他聲勢再下一城的 Bruno Mars 跟 Mark Ronson 合作的《Uptown Funk!》，第 2 名就是 LMFAO Featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock 的《Party Rock Anthem》，第 3 名則是 Ed Sheeran 的《Shape of You》，至於第 4 名和第 5 名就是 The Chainsmokers Featuring Halsey 的《Closer》和 Maroon 5 Featuring Cardi B 的《Girls Like You》。

於 100 首歌曲中，有 4 個歌手和樂團成為上榜歌曲最多的得主，分別是 Drake、Bruno Mars、Maroon 5 和唯一女歌手 Katy Perry，四組人馬都是於排行榜上擁有 5 首上榜歌，絕對是 2010 年代必要認識的歌手！

完整排行榜：

1. 《Uptown Funk!》Mark Ronson Featuring Bruno Mars

2.《Party Rock Anthem》LMFAO Featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock

3.《Shape Of You》Ed Sheeran

4.《Closer》 The Chainsmokers Featuring Halsey

5.《Girls Like You》Maroon 5 Featuring Cardi B

6.《We Found Love》Rihanna Featuring Calvin Harris 7.《Old Town Road》Lil Nas X Featuring Billy Ray Cyrus 8.《Somebody That I Used To Know》Gotye Featuring Kimbra 9.《Despacito》Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee Featuring Justin Bieber 10.《Rolling In The Deep》Adele 11.《Sunflower》Post Malone & Swae Lee 12.《Without Me》Halsey 13.《Call Me Maybe》Carly Rae Jepsen 14.《Blurred Lines》Robin Thicke Featuring T.I. + Pharrell 15.《Perfect》Ed Sheeran 16.《Sicko Mode》Travis Scott 17.《All About That Bass》Meghan Trainor 18.《Royals》Lorde 19.《God’s Plan》Drake 20.《Moves Like Jagger》Maroon 5 Featuring Christina Aguilera 21.《Happy》Pharrell Williams 22.《Just The Way You Are》Bruno Mars 23.《Rockstar》Post Malone Featuring 21 Savage 24.《TiK ToK》Ke$ha 25.《See You Again》Wiz Khalifa Featuring Charlie Puth 26.《Dark Horse》Katy Perry Featuring Juicy J 27.《Thrift Shop》Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Featuring Wanz 28.《One More Night》Maroon 5 29.《We Are Young》fun. Featuring Janelle Monae 30.《That’s What I Like》Bruno Mars 31.《The Hills》The Weeknd 32.《All Of Me》John Legend 33.《Happier》Marshmello & Bastille 34.《Shake It Off》Taylor Swift 35.《One Dance》Drake Featuring WizKid & Kyla 36.《Radioactive》Imagine Dragons 37.《Sexy And I Know It》LMFAO 38.《Someone Like You》Adele 39.《Counting Stars》OneRepublic 40.《E.T.》Katy Perry Featuring Kanye West 41.《Trap Queen》Fetty Wap 42.《Love Yourself》Justin Bieber 43.《Firework》Katy Perry 44.《Give Me Everything》Pitbull Featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer 45.《Locked Out Of Heaven》Bruno Mars 46.《Love The Way You Lie》Eminem Featuring Rihanna 47.《Thinking Out Loud》Ed Sheeran 48.《Sorry》Justin Bieber 49.《California Gurls》Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg 50.《Dynamite》Taio Cruz 51.《Lucid Dreams》Juice WRLD 52.《Hello》Adele 53.《Work》Rihanna Featuring Drake 54.《Grenade》Bruno Mars 55.《Hey, Soul Sister》Train 56.《I Like It》Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin 57.《Wake Me Up!》Avicii 58.《Don’t Let Me Down》The Chainsmokers Featuring Daya 59.《Havana》Camila Cabello Featuring Young Thug 60.《OMG》Usher Featuring will.i.am 61.《Bad Guy》Billie Eilish 62.《Fancy》Iggy Azalea Featuring Charli XCX 63.《Can’t Feel My Face》The Weeknd 64.《Wow.》Post Malone 65.《Blank Space》Taylor Swift 66.《Cheap Thrills》Sia Featuring Sean Paul 67.《Some Nights》fun. 68.《Need You Now》Lady Antebellum 69.《7 Rings》Ariana Grande 70.《Stay With Me》Sam Smith 71.《Can’t Hold Us》Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Featuring Ray Dalton 72.《Better Now》Post Malone 73.《Roar》Katy Perry 74.《Rude》MAGIC! 75.《Thank U, Next》Ariana Grande 76.《Sugar》Maroon 5 77.《Payphone》Maroon 5 Featuring Wiz Khalifa 78.《Airplanes》B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams 79.《Psycho》Post Malone Featuring Ty Dolla $ign 80.《Bodak Yellow (Money Moves)》Cardi B 81.《Watch Me》Silento 82.《Can’t Stop The Feeling!》Justin Timberlake 83.《Cheerleader》OMI 84.《Bad Romance》Lady Gaga 85.《Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)》Kelly Clarkson 86.《What Do You Mean?》Justin Bieber 87.《Nice For What》Drake 88.《Sucker》Jonas Brothers 89.《Meant To Be》Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line 90.《Timber》Pitbull Featuring Ke$ha 91.《Take Me To Church》Hozier 92.《Hotline Bling》Drake 93.《Heathens》twenty one pilots 94.《Super Bass》Nicki Minaj 95.《F**k You! (Forget You)》Cee Lo Green 96.《Panda》Desiigner 97.《Break Your Heart》Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris 98.《In My Feelings》Drake 99.《Wrecking Ball》Miley Cyrus 100.《Ho Hey》The Lumineers

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