#rip to J ig

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Wait so was J just punted into the plante's nonexistent core never to be seen again lmao

[hoshimochicchi]

#3 Incorrect Quotes: Twisted Wonderland (feat. Leonayuu!!)

*Ace, Deuce, and Grim are laying down on the ground exhausted while Jack is scolding them*

Sebek: What happened to those idiots this time?

Jack: Prefect beat them up for giving them and Leona matching shirts.

Epel: Well that doesn’t seem to bad though?

*Jack points to a blushing Yuu and a smug Leona a little further away*

Yuu: *wearing a shirt that says “I’m Yuu the fucking therapist”*

Leona: *wearing a shirt that says “I’m fucking Yuu the therapist”*

Sebek: Oh.

Epel: Well to be fair they had it coming.

this is just a little filler thingy bc ive been procrastinating my other drafts, also i noticed my twisted wonderland post was getting a lot of likes (for me anyways its alot) so yeah

[viciousvampirevillain]

I don’t know who Tbob is, but their triangle thing is really going through it.

[cheriboms]

doctober day 20: rear-view mirror

the REAL reason that the cops and jennifer got to the house before they did is bc they were stuck circling the block for like ten minutes ://

[nightmare8-420]

megkdhwf chatttt my fucking juul finally kicked the bucket :(

and i dont have any dispos, and its like 3 am so i can’t just go and get smth else

so im stuck with this other thing that idk if itll work but im praying it does!

[funnyscienceman]

there's no point to any of this if you're not here with me to see it.

[bonnieisaway]

anyway so since they atleast actually confirmed s4 would come to netflix some time in the next seven thousand years i got a little silly and a little bored the other day and i was like what if i put together literally every scissor seven edit i've made (which were all made between the two seasons being released)

ANYWAY, IT'S THIRTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES LONG. I'VE MADE OVER SIXTY, APPERENTLY.

[mbspolls]

"i'm actually more of a combination of..." i know, i know, me too, but i don't have that many options and if i put that as one it would win in a landslide. so CHOOSE

[niqhtmeep]

im making a self indulgent sams alice of human sacrifice animatic right now and i swear i an going insane i cant stop singing this song pls someone help i haven't seen the light of day for days sos

[disabled-battlekukku]

Meant for eachother

[ragnars-tooth]

Medieval/fantasy au be upon ye: the gang reconvenes and discusses their next steps

Oh god, so this one requires me to get into what the hell this au is about and uhhhh I don’t… know?? Yet???

I’ve got some broad sweeps down but the details are for the most part hazy rn

(That got long fast whoopsie!!)

SO:

- The Pennykettles are the royal family, Lucy is the heir. David is not strictly related to Liz or Lucy, but he was raised in proximity to the crown and later made the equivalent to a prince in title (basically, he’s not really royalty, he can’t take the crown, and he doesn’t do anything important, but he is the court’s funny little guy and you will apologise to him rn for hurting his feelings!! He acts as a figurehead in the Pennykettles’ place for some festivals, and is generally well liked by the public despite being dumb as rocks.)

- More on David: he was raised by the monks of Avalon (pushing my Arthur & Bernard agenda on this fine evening), one of which Liz eventually married (take a wild guess).

- The royal line carries down the women, Arthur is basically arm candy. He and Liz are very queer-platonic to me. Their role is to act as ‘ambassadors’ between dragons and humankind. It’s mostly symbolic at this point, as dragons are very respected and mostly left to their own devices. Their perches are treated as holy places where offerings are left, and they don’t bother themselves with humans as long as things continue to roll smoothly.

- (To be clear, Arthur is not Lucy’s father. I may well go with canon’s egg shit because it works maddeningly well here. It is also important to me that you know Arthur is still blind. I will hold this man in my disabled arms mwah you are safe here)

- THE PENNYKETTLE DRAGONS? They’re still here baybey, but REAL ALL OF THE TIME. They’re a small species of living dragons – I haven’t worked out the exact origin story here yet, whether Liz still breathed life into them from something non-living, or if they’re just juveniles that will eventually become as big as Gawaine. We shall see, I suppose. I imagine that they act like very needy cats that attach themselves to their human and follow them about. God I wish I had a little dragon guy.

- The royal library is run by Henry Bacon (HE LIVES. FUCK YOU.) and his apprentice, Zanna Martindale. David also used to apprentice here before being adopted by the crown. It took Zanna a while to get over the boy she used to throw books at and make daisy chains for becoming effectively a prince. They are in love <3 (no Alexa yet, sorry (unless…. Hm, I will get back to you on this…) bc I see David and Zanna being Firestar ages, and Lucy being older than usual at around 16/17)

- Zanna has a vaguely middle-class upbringing (as far as the concept exists), with a doctor/dentist father and an older sister.  (Ngl. Forgot zanna had a real dentist dad and just made henry her father originally. And now to fix it I’m considering marrying them. It would be funny literally only to me. But it Would be funny. Local doctor and librarian have a weird unacknowledged little gay thing going on. Good for them <3)

- I don’t know how but Melanie Cartwright is in there somewhere and she and Lucy are dating. I am right. You will understand the kettlewright agenda by the time im through with you.  

- Lucy is in her teenage angst era but at least this time it’s just sort of silly instead of a result of horrific trauma. She’s just smothered by loving parents and thinks she could totally make it as an independent adult with no survival skills. She is wrong!

- (Lucy voice: God I hate my parents, they keep saying they love me every twelve seconds 🙄 I just want to do normal things like commit property damage and travel cross-country with nothing but a bag of cheese and scare old man Bacon. Instead all I can do is count my stacks of money and play fetch with my fire-breathing cat. This fucking blows!! They never let me do anything fun :/)

- Tam is a wannabe poet who becomes a knight. On his first day after a big promotion he promptly loses the crown’s only princess and decides that the best course of action is to fake his death and live in the forest. I can’t say I blame him.

- During Tam’s self-imposed exile he comes across is stalked by Bella (the catgirl). He finds her very annoying and is not at all her father now. He also hates cats and would never ever pet one and let it fall asleep in his lap. He is a man of principles and sticks to his finely tuned moral compass. By lying. And running away.

- Regarding Lucy’s disappearance – it was her way of getting away for a bit for fun only child shenanigans, but ultimately ends in her (crown princess, very recognisable, her face is on like. Everything.) getting kidnapped for real.

- Unbeknownst to Tam, David had also disappeared during official business, and Zanna is nowhere to be found. The crown is left in a precarious place, and it soon appears to be under real threat.

- Spoilers: Voss is about, and there is a lot he’s willing to take.

- On lighter notes: Gwilanna and the Chamberlain boys are absolutely still in this because I am so fucking predictable. Tootega come here I can treat you so much better mwah mwah. Well… maybe Gwilanna isn’t a lighter note. But she is there! This will have no consequences on anyone or anything, I’m sure! :3

PLEASE DEAR GOD ASK ME QUESTIONS IF YOU HAVE THEM. I swing violently between wanting to give every single plot detail rn and wanting to go write the actual fic so things can be revealed ✨mysteriously✨

[overbearingstruggles]

x

[darkwater-reservoir]

My friend just assigned all the tsv characters different pasta sauces and im going to share them with u all bc I think they are very accurate:

Danyon - olive oil

Reasoning: "he seems like an olive oil guy to me"

Tsv - butter and parmesan

Reasoning: "tsv is butter and parmesan because he gives me the same vibes as ethan winters. Basic white guy protag"

Nat - vodka sauce

Reasoning: "i think that vodka is nats because its very homey and warm and it reminds her of her parents"

Tucker - red sauce

Reasoning: "tucker seems like a classic red bc idk honestly i think he just likes classic sauces. theyre simple, theyre good"

[oatmealdaydreams]

Ah

That moment when you have at least 5 drafts. And are working on a oneshot.

And are lacking motivation.

But you really want to write it all.

But your brain says "only daydream, no write".

So you suffer.

ANYWAY-

[sepiasys]

Just finished washing dishes, I regret the outfit I changed into in case I got water on me. It's light and although its kinda cute and stuff, does not match me at all. Not my vibe, not my thing, also it's FUCKING HURTING MY ARMPIT AKDHSJDN

Curses to the mild masc euphoria that is being probably an inverted triangle, clothes hate me and my totally broad shoulders.

Idk whether to keep our/my hair in a ponytail or not but its starting to feel weird so. Idk.

[lokilysolbitch]

okay so i made little lunchbox cakes fully from scratch with vintage piping (but not very detailed bc i had limited buttercream) and ive thought many times about getting a job as like a baker at a grocery store or at a local bakery or something but the issue is im so disabled like i am almost. to the point i can stand regularly and reliably. With assistance. how am i supposed to run around doing cake stuff. my heels are actively in severe pain rn from a regular amount of standing and i may not be able to use my feet tomorrow. and thats just my issues w being upright, theres still more.

idk i feel like it would work out. but logically. no,,