#riddle me this batman!

[mewzaque]

I gotta wonder if the people making the goat are genuinely upset that people are burning down the goat, or if they just like seeing people figure out ways to get past their increasingly elaborate goat protection plans, sort of like “Riddle me this, Batman! How do you plan to set the goat ablaze if it is encased in solid ice?!”

[politicalantibody]

Open Question: Supposing the box of Cheerios now costs $6 instead of $5. The Cheerios are definitely not worth an additional 20%. Does that extra 20% profit add to our surprisingly robust GDP growth? In other words, do excessive corporate profits create false economic value in the overall economy? If anyone understands economics better than I do, please feel free to chime in.

America what a country 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[shady-shrub]

humans, objects, animals, and others of tumblr.

is there a word for being so angry at a place (school) that it makes you depressed? litteraly incapable of speech or action and the very thought of exploding seems more appealing than taking another step? that your friends are no longer a safe place to go to, but instead a reminder of happiness long ago that is no longer attainable? that all you can think about is death and murder and wanting to leave. you want to go back to a month ago when you would tell hatchetverse lore randomly but now dealing with the crushing weight of reality is too much. to be stuck in a screen because the real world is too much to handle right now and you just cried in math class 3 times? the sounds are too loud so you wear headphones and the lights are too bright so you look to the ground. there's people not following proper hallway rules but also there's only 5 feet of space so oh well. you draw people dying and crying on your assignments and it keeps escalating as the weeks grow longer.

but once youre in the safety and comfort of your home suddenly all the bad feelings go away? you smile??? you actually love life again and suddenly all the assignments aren't as hard as they seemed to be?? the world is brighter and nicer??

and returning to that awful place makes you want to cry and scream and throw up but not in the silly fun way. so youve decided to take days off which is great for your mental well being (waking up smiling? not being over/underestimulated? moving freely and getting to go outside to see the sun??) but your in person classes start to suck because no one in your friend group communicates what was done that day. they do not tell you that there's an assignment due today.

also the teachers have not spoke to me about the drawings at all. yes i know kids doodle but no one else in that class is making the page covered.

im ranting yes. sorry. i just need validation?? someone else give me your story?? hrngnvj my one friend suggested therapy. i would rather not because money and i dunno what i would even say

[manuzillust]

Took me nearly half a day, but the Eddie page is finally done. I ended up only drawing zero year riddler oop-

Will make an Arkhamverse! Page soon as well🤧

Had to get used to drawing Eddie's face at first as I somehow only have drawn skinny old men with angular features for the past few weeks😭✋️

[albertonavajoart]

#Arkhamtober Day 19 The Riddler

[worms-for-brains]

[irlplasticlamb]

i know the real you.

prints + merch

[way2gosuperrstarr]

the world's most underqualified daycare team 😁🫶

i fear theyre cooked.

ignore moon and monday being in almost the same pose i noticed it too late to change it.

original au post w og refs and au explaination

my sun and moon designs w more 'detail elaboration' (not sdgo related post, just them in general)

i did want to make sun and moon's designs in sdgo different than my general personal designs that i use in my self insert au for easier differentiation for other people (i can tell them apart pretty easiy because i portray them personality-wise pretty differently in both aus), but . im too attached . to my current designs um 😔 /silly their designs r basically the same i just wanted to draw them in this lineup w monday/yn/mc/whathaveyou so they didnt look . sad and lonely. lol . theyve already got enough of that "sad and lonely" shit going on in the storyline ❤️

i probably shouldve written a bit more on the image itself but i didnt . want to crowd it.

closeups and a bit ....more..... yapping (not too much, but might interest some? maybe?) under cut 👍 + their all eye variations put onto their actual drawn faces, for funsies ^_^

moon doesnt get a security mode until later into the timeline ^_^ it's (spoilers i guess) actually how the virus gets passed onto him and sun! when his security mode gets added the virus comes with it.

moon's by far got the most eye variations god damn (i love him)

[sweetsbutthewayagentboothsaysit]

I love the idea of people in Gotham saying "Riddle me this, Batman" as a meme and it literally loses all meaning or intimidation effect because Bruce's kids say it to him all the time now.

"Riddle me this, Batman. Did you actually sign my permission slip or did you just look at it?" -Damian

"Riddle me this, Batman. What has two thumbs, a bloody footprint and the murder weapon in his fucking hand?" -Tim

"Riddle me this, Batman. Why buy spices when the only thing Alfred cooks is English food?" -Jason

[extra-joker-mush]

[scariddler]

More riddler doodles mayhaps 🥹

i wanted 2 color the rest of this but got lazy >_> anyways.. slewpepppy eeeumm go to sleep sometimes dude

[riddlerautism]

i was requested by a friend to animate this audio. ofc i agreed bc i love this stupid meme so much

[ramigir]

[snuize]

some more BTAS redraws, this time with my wip Harlivy designs

[manuzillust]

Come see the great riddler! It's sure to be a blast

[luxiowins]

Colored one of my earlier unburied riddler trad doodles :-)