#rhyme's rooms

[inkrivelbr]

How shameless!

It's not news to Liu Qingge that when he goes on missions, he ends up listening to the famous "Resentment of Chunshan".

But now, it's stranger than usual to hear this obscene song, as he is being courted (even if secretly from the public) by the couple.

Liu Qingge tried his best to ignore the music as he ordered tea at the store.

— Dear listeners, the beloved song has been updated, I hope you like it.

The song continues but halfway through, the singer says.

Liu Qingge was surprised.

— I hope they didn't make it any more obscene.

The singer returned to singing and...

A hot-blooded but loyal man.

A man known for his battles.

Once an enemy, now a friend.

The couple managed to win the heart of the handsome warrior.

Liu Qingge the warlord.

He is certainly the only one with enough resistance and strength.

To handle Xin Mo and Xiu Ya at the same time.

Liu Qingge spits out all the tea, ignoring the indignant scream of the person in front of him.

The music continued but Liu Qingge couldn't help but pay attention to it.

W-what did he just hear??

How did you find out they were courting you??

Why the hell in the song is he portrayed as a blushing virgin maiden?!

Yes he was a virgin before sleeping with them, but that doesn't matter now!

And what is this about holding both at the same time?!

He never...

Binghe is already too big...

B-both...at the same time...

Is this humanly possible?

He can already handle Luo Binghe...what would be more-

Embarrassed by his own thoughts, Liu Qingge pays for the tea and leaves the store.

______

Liu Qingge was panting, with his legs spread as wide as possible so that Luo Binghe could go deeper inside him.

— Qingge is very needy today, you know that whatever you want, just ask.

Says Shen Qingqiu while stroking Liu Qingge's hair as he was lying on Shen Qingqiu's lap.

Liu Qingge blushes, it is very shameless what he wants.

— Shishu, we will not refuse.

Seeing both of them being so kind to him, Liu Qingge finally confesses.

— I-I want you both... at the same time

A silence passed through the room before the couple, with renewed desire, made Liu Qingge's wish.

Liu Qingge actually endured Xin Mo and Xiu Ya at the same time.

The entire night in the Palace was filled with the moans of the Demon Lord and Peak Lord Qing Jing future husband

The servants clapped for Liu Qingge's resistance.

As expected of Bai Zhan's God of War!

[brian-in-finance]

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[artemistorm]

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[pretty-little-aesthetics]

This is one of my favorite scenes from the entire show. It is genuinely a masterpiece.

[vaguely-concerned]

sitting here with my head in my hands over just how much coalecroux is exactly tfgraves except tf incidentally happens to be a warlock alligator (a minor detail that changes surprisingly little overall tbh). I stand humbled once again before my own immense and unspeakable predictability

[gulliesforever]

so i found this song on @mr-whitebullet's playlist and it's haunted me ever since because 1) it's the sweetest thing i've ever heard and 2) it makes me cry. (3 is that he has impeccable music taste). also you know. it's them.

but anyways.

i wonder why jake loves LA...

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I just told my mom I want my own private island and she said You don't even have a room

[littleplantfreak]

'tis the season for cleaning !

You and Umemiya both find yourselves a whole week with nothing to do (absolutely zilch). So...you both reckon on a very needed deep cleaning of the house. What do you and Umemiya tackle first? The living room? The entrance? The bathroom? What trinkets will the two of you find and reminisce over? An old movie ticket receipt? Some polaroids? Baby photos?

[It's time for a break! Cleaning is taxing! What will the two of you have to replenish and keep your energy levels up for the day? Snacks? Fruits? Any drinks?]

The bags are tied and the bins are full -> a successful cleaning session! Aren't you feeling a bit tired? Now it's end the day...what will you and Umemiya do to wind down? A relaxing bath....or maybe a hearty dinner?

I just wanna hear you yap Mari.........*hides*

awwwww Mino ILY!!! I'll yap whenever u want me to abt whatever :0 but yapping about ume has always been like...the funnest :3c

First of all....a whole week with nothing to do?? I'd cry in relief first tbh. I do imagine I'd be laying on the couch and see the dust under the tv stand or something and immediately just...activate cleaning mode. Living room is the easiest but also the most distracting stuff is in there cause that's where we keep the scrapbooks/photo albums. Once I get a hold of those it's so over it takes like an hour to get back on track because we're both going over every picture as if we weren't both there for half of them.

We'd find a lot of stuff in my miscellaneous boxes (if i dont know where to put something it goes in there) and Ume's wondering why I have so many spare buttons. Only cause I keep them if either of us buy new clothes and they come with them and it's like...what if we DO need them??? we wont Especially if it's from a coat or smth Ume's really fond of? Kept in the box/drawer for eternity.

hmm what are we eating...I'm a handful of shredded cheese from the fridge kind of girl but I assume he makes me eat actual food, whether it's fruit from the counter or a granola bar OTL I'm making tea for sure, but he drinks water.

After all that we'd probably be exhausted so I'm calling for take out rather than dirtying the just-cleaned kitchen and further after I think we're both just curling up on the bed to watch a movie till we pass out (which only takes about 5 mins)

[this-is-fox-speaking]

fun fact: the only two characters I've never had issues with and genuinely always enjoy are adam and vox.

the mega misogynist who acts like a call of duty kid and a big baby business man who's in love with a guy who rapes his number one worker.

i uh. I don't think that's quite a good thing for a show with so many other favorable characters!

[kuragesoda]

WAURGRHFGFH

[rozyrne]

　✱ .　AUGUST IN ACRYLICS　/　drabble

lapis and the masked guy were out ; their room was empty for now. sort of rare since they'd got here——usually at least one of them was in when he was, so the quiet left behind is all at the same time peaceful and a bit of a downer.

there's a bunch of reasons for this, probably.

for starters: all this time, and he's never really gotten used to being alone. sure, he'd left the village, and he'd definitely never been as surrounded by other people since, but he'd joined elusia's academy not too long after that——found hortensia. found goldmary. it didn't take much for them to be inseparable, all of them kinda with their own reasons for wanting to find some people they could feel close to. thinking of it like that, he really misses them.

. . .

he really, really misses them.

a wave of something powerful starts up just below his stomach, crests up over the bars of his ribcage like the tide, choppy and strong, tipped with white fingers that reach their salt into his throat and try to get all the way to elusia on the other side. his hand slows where it absently rubs a towel over the back of his neck, pauses as he stares distantly at and past the bed where lapis sleeps, imagines for a moment that his other friends might be in the other two on either side of him, and. . .

second: the times he has been alone haven't really been good ones. there's coming out of his village for one——those couple years he'd been trying to figure out what to do, where to go, the world was so big!, what do i even do with it?? and most of time it's ' do you always talk like that? ' ; ' what's wrong with your hair? ' ; ' oh you're like really... really intense. '

you know, nothing serious or anything. just little things that you don't worry too much about, that you can't say anything to in the moment except ' uh huh, yeah ' and don't stop to wonder later why something,

something,

kinda bothered you.

(⠀' were you raised in a barn?? '⠀)

the casual blow had been meant for him. but had struck lapis instead. . . and left her cracked and bleeding.

. . .

because by now, anyway, that sort of thing doesn't bother him much anymore. he knows people are gonna say what they're gonna say, think what they're gonna think, and there's really only so much he can change about himself.

but he also knows that there's so much to change about himself, so much to decide whether and how much he should or even wants to——that it's a fine, fine line between sacrificing too much of himself and making sure he can be well-liked, a fine, fine line between i dunno, never had this problem before and no one's gonna like me otherwise.⠀(⠀you never know if a friend gets hurt because of it otherwise.⠀)

so what to change,

and how much,

and for what kind of reason. . .

. . .

lapis and the masked guy are out, leaving their room empty for now. four people, down one ; the empty bed lingering like a mark of absence——white, the color of deficit.

it's sad, thinking that ares won't be here for the rest of the month. with them, even though they'd gotten on each other's nerves, even though there's parts of him maybe he couldn't stand. with them, turning out the candles with a chorus of ' good nights ' at different pitches and moods, getting ready together in the morning, eyerolling at his little team snake cheers. thinks he'll miss the⠀" are you done with the sink yet?"⠀just a little bit.

. . . yeah! just a little bit.

"hope you can still have a blast, wherever you are ~ " he puts on his best face with hands upon both hips. like a dream still awaiting its dreamers with joy before it flies, a memorandum of affection.

"the rest of us, your room C——we'll give it everything we've got."

[abrighterspark]

in the gaps between,

i meet your eyes

when laughter pauses,

love speaks its mind

[brian-in-finance]

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[lgbtlunaverse]

The saddest thing about me and xicheng is that I am incredibly interested in only one very specific iteration of this ship that is literally impossible because the versions of the characters do not exist at the same time. That is, I'd love to see what would happen if you put a Jiang Cheng less than 3 years removed from Wei Wuxian's death and a post-canon seclusion Lan Xichen in the same room together.

[faaun]

a while ago i accidentally bent a g.pangolin electrode (those things are made of gold) the world was covered in conductive gel time is passing unreal lvls of quick they know my heart is yours

[akkivee]

there was also this segment in the event and i’m glad they know lmao