#reverend sisters

[classic-simpsons]

S08E17 - MY SISTER, MY SITTER

[beauspot]

watching dune prophecy and it’s too many straight people but other than that 10/10!

marrying a nine year old? high key weird!

[harkingspot]

he would def be on my hear me out cake... I'M SORRY SOMETHING ABT VERY TALL AND VERY LANKY GRUMPY DUDES 😭😭 y'all im so cooked

[brittle-doughie]

What If: In Your Name

About time I tried one of these Baker or Creator type of deals

You were bringing new cookies to your kingdom by the day. Just bring them into the world and then…allow them to do whatever they wished. You had no wishes to eat them, it was just a hobby to create whatever cookies you can and let them spend their days peacefully in your kingdom.

Who’d knew that by doing that, you’d have essentially a religion being made out of bakers like you. Every visit to this place belonging to the group, the St. Pastry Order, has had these cookies waiting for you. Being a human, you towered over the little cookies, requiring an elevated spot around your waist area to be created.

Every visit was went as usual, you’d emerge before them, then one of these cookies would approach you…

before crumbling a part of their bodies to offer to you, wishing that they’re delectable enough to have the whole piece be eaten entirely.

The Order member would watch you in anticipation as you brought the piece to your mouth and would shiver as you bit into it. Witches did they wish they could offer more to you…

Reverend Mother Cookie would be quick to remind the other members that having their pieces be accepted and eaten was an honor of the highest regard, an honor you never should take for granted.

These offerings were their biggest way of showing their appreciation for you and want to appease you in any way possible. The slightest refusal or hesitation will greatly offend the Reverend Mother and other members of the Order, but fortunately they never had a cookie hesitate at the opportunity

In fact, everyone seemed almost eager to be the cookie chosen to feed you, to nourish you with themselves. If they didn’t learn the means of self-control, they’d likely be shoving the offering to your hand and plead for you to eat it.

Err…you didn’t want to be rude and reject the offerings, so you reluctantly ate the pieces of the cookie given to you as you could see the offerer’s face brighten up at the notion you enjoyed their flavor.

What you say goes. What you say and your opinions matter more above all else. Objections were, of course, met with scrutiny.

Slander and the questioning of your righteousness was met with immediate hostility from Reverend and the Order members. They could send certain cookies to help straighten out the nonbelievers. If it wasn’t the Reverend Mother, then Shadow Sister Cookie was carrying out your will.

Reverend Mother Cookie was the only cookie among the rest that had the means to guarantee that you’ll visit the cathedral and she would invite you to return back once the offerings were over.

She wanted to personally display her levels of devotion by cracking off whole limbs like an arm to offer to you. For you see, the cookies who are giving offerings are not allowed to offer more then the Reverend Mother does. Nobody will ever surpass the devotion she has for you. Her Beloved Baker

[orlaogden]

Some fluff before shit hits the fan :3

[artistic-heartbeat]

@blinde-prophet gave me this wonderful doodle idea based on some server shenanigans.

He asks, and god dammit, I provide.

So enjoy a protective father and his dumbass daughter whos in love with someone who she really shouldn't be.

(Reverend Jasper belongs to @infestus-veti 💕)

[wylldebee]

The first movie I saw Maggie Smith in was when I was a kid and I watched Hook for the first time, where she played an old Wendy Darling. The second movie I saw her in was The First Wives Club as Gunilla Garson Goldberg. The third movie was Sister Act I as Reverend Mother. There are a dozen more movies and plays she was in. Obviously as Professor Minerva McGonagall. Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham. Thetis in the first Clash of the Titan's. Mrs Medlock in The Secret Garden. She even appeared in Agatha Christie's Poirot: Death on the Nile. Dame Maggie Smith was an incredible actress who stole the scenes she was in. The world is a little emptier without her in it. Rest in peace

[ladypolitik]

(Loving shoutout to @pepperonys for first retweeting the source text with her caption, "Maria at the abbey", lol ❤️)

[anitoko-17294]

Chapter 8 of Tragic Banquet is here! :)

Don’t worry, after this chapter, things will be a bit calmer

@rainbowcutieyt @masked17majora @rosejigglypuff76 @rosettepoisonous @xaytheloser

[quietparanoiac]

— Well, that would have been mischievous. — Yes, it would, especially for the policemen. Because if I thought that they were sneaking into private quarters again, I would have to report their perversions to the chief constable. Anyways, what with your leg preventing you from attending vespers, I thought we should do something to accommodate you and bring it here to you instead.

Sister Boniface Mysteries (2022–), 2x06

[classic-simpsons]

S08E17 - MY SISTER, MY SITTER

[canichangemyblogname]

I either have to out myself at work or misgender myself every time I contact my federal representatives because EVERY SINGLE ONE requires me to choose Mr. or Ms. as a prefix. Why? Why do you need to address anyone by a prefix? You can just leave that out and address me BY MY NAME. Why do we not address people by name?

[dayurno]

has anyone who follows me read the locked tomb series? ive been reading the first book (amidst many cocktails) and i think. cavalier andrew and necromancer kevin. or cavalier jean and necromancers kevin&riko. is this anything at all

[thetempleofthemasaigoddess]

SISTER BONIFACE/CALL THE MIDWIFE HEADCANON

While Reverend Mother discovered midwifery was not her calling, she still thinks back fondly to her past at Nonnatus House in Poplar; she and her dearest friend back then, sister Julienne, write to each other regularly.

SPOILER FOR THE SISTER BONIFACE 2023 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

In the 2023 Christmas Special Reverend Mother has to deliver a baby and says she began her vocation in a religious order and my mind went flying!!!

[10868letsgo]

Thank you, Maggie Smith. For the years you have been with us!

Birth 28 December 1934 to 27 September 2024

89 years old.

[churchofsatannews]

The Metro #726

This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you the following bands for your time trip back to the 1980s: The Sisters Of Mercy, Soft Cell, Buggles, Rubber Rodeo, Nick Lowe, A-Ha, A Flock Of Seagulls, Herbie Hancock, Kim Wilde, Humans, Visage, Thomas Dolby, Jermaine Stewart, and finishing up with Yaz. Stream The Metro #726. Download The Metro #726.