Chic Diet (the book): Masterlist
Index in case you wanna read it...
(Like/reblog this in case you want to read that way. I'll be adding the latter parts soon and then i will edit this masterlist as I go)
FOREWORD
PART 1: THE FUNDAMENTALS
CIGARETTES
COFFEE (BLACK, NATCH)
DIET COKE
ADDERALL
AMBIEN
ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
CHEWING GUM
SPARKLING WATER
CHAMPAGNE
PART 2: THE MECHANICS
OVERDIGESTION
BEING COLD
DIURETICS
FIBER
LAXATIVES
COLONICS
PART 3: I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HEALTHY
JUICE CLEANSING
GLUTEN SENSITIVITY
DETOXING
EATING CLEAN
SUPERFOODS
HEALTH BEVERAGES
COCONUT WATER
NON-DAIRY MILKS
BARS
ACUPUNCTURE
GENERAL ORTHOREXIA
EXERCISE
PART 4: UM, IT'S NOT A FAD… IT'S A LIFESTYLE
VEGETARIANISM
THE BABY FOOD DIET
THE AIR DIET
THE PALEO DIET
THE RIDICULOUSLY LOW CARB DIET
THE STRATEGIC STARVATION DIET
THE RAW FOOD DIET
THE ONE FOOD DIET
THE TWO CUP DIET
THE HCG DIET
THE CABBAGE SOUP DIET
THE I-CAN'T-SEE-IT DIET
THE I'M-FUCKING-RICH-AND-GLAMOROUS DIET
PART 5: HIDE IT, BETCH
BLACK
SPANX
BOHO CHIC
ONE SIZE DOWN
PART 6: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ILLEGAL
COCAINE
MDMA
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
BANNED DIET PILLS
PART 7: FODDER FOR YOUR SHRINK
COMPETITION
MODERATION
COMPROMISE
LYING
HISTRIONIC PERSONALITY DISORDER
BEING A TOTAL BITCH
STRESSOREXIA
PART 8: ALL THAT OTHER CRAY SHIT
OCCASIONAL VOMITING
CHEW-AND-SPIT
HYPNOSIS
THINSPIRATION
PUBLIC EATING
A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS
SHARING IS CARING
COACHELLA
BOO, YOU WHORE
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Being curvy/chubby/fat attracts mostly men who want to be protected and they usually have mommy (or other) issues
Being skinny attracts men who want to protect you
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Daily reminder <3
Drink LOTS water !!
Go for a (small) walk if possible (it helps to relax and makes u feel good)
Do workouts. Even if it's only a 10-minute workout, it's good for you and your body. You can do this <3
Eating something small and healthy won't hurt you if you feel like ⭐️ving. (It's better to eat something small than ⭐️ve)
Make your bed.
Take a shower, brush teeth, etc. Take care if your self. Self care is important<3
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does anyone else try massaging their stomach down to make food digest quicker and slim ur stomach out? ive been doing it since i saw an episode of supersize vs superskinny where a girl did it
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you know you're getting used to it when you start craving water and cucumbers over cookies
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Think about the last time you said "this is my last binge I swear after today I'll become who I was meant to be" next time your fingers reach your mouth. Put it down before you make another empty promise to yourself.
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