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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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a comic i did for sunny's birthday ☀️ 🎨
(art by me, script by @sunkitty143!)
#omori#omori sunny#omori mari#omori hero#omori kel#my art#cat collab#comics#a few notes just for fun:#we hc it was summer and mari and sunny were 9 and 5/6 respectively when they moved to faraway town#we also hc sunny as selectively mute! sunny and mari only moved a couple months ago#so the montoyas are still in the early stages of learning ASL ^^#sunny canonically used to stay up to turn off the lamp for mari when she finally fell asleep (who reads to help with insomnia)#the reason for the sleepover is mr. montoya getting the boys a SNES#bought an old tv off a guy who works for him and everything. it's a Big Event#ya that's it lol
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The trend of people putting hatsune mikus into all their cultures reminded me about my several years old AU where i dropped xhaka and ruwei in buttfuck nowhere midwestern USA. Started as a joke and is still immensely funny 2 me as a midwestern man but now there is also like. Plot
Did you guys know Morita said ruwei was literally born in the US like actually?? He's literally Chinese American. Fuck You The American Part Is Midwestern Now Canonically. Doubly So In This AU.
#i shiuld talk about it sometime and i should absolutely fuckinh draw more art for it#It's such a hyperspecific niche thing to do but literally who gaf#Think like the beloved trend of mexicans taking dragonball and eva characters and just dropping them in some local taqueria or gas station#..Yah it's like that sorry#.woof.#This doesn't even go in my beyburst tag this isn't beyburst and is in fact so far fuckinh removed from the concept of beyblade#Same guys though. Love those guys. Love their dynamic also#i will say now that they're both still competitive martial artists in their respective practices#Only now the school where Ruwei practices kung fu in some beat down strip mall next to a smoke shop#And Xhaka's been studying karate in a dojo that's upstairs from some tiny local coffee shop that's been there longer than he's been alive#They argue over which martial art is actually better and cooler and more effective while sitting on the dock under an orange street lamp#..yeah.
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Returning to this fandom has really made me have to confront how much of their shit I absorbed when I was 20.
#dan and phil#genuinely forgot that the reason i have a tetris lamp is because of them#some of the things i say regularly that i’ve been saying for so long i forgot they were references#like oh damn i picked that up from them and just never put it down i guess#still carrying it around to this day#like something where the label has worn off the bottom#also i am 32 now thank u for respecting your elders#thank you for coming to my tagtalk
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This is a 3D printed replica of the Matrix of Leadership from Transformers (there's also the Orion Pax helmet I made too!) It can be made into a functional lamp, shrunk down for a display item, or used as a cosplay prop! Now available on all the following websites for free:
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:6848078
https://www.crealitycloud.com/model-detail/67471b96e0e36f298caa93ff
#transformers#3d printing#cosplay#costume#matrix of leadership#lamp#free#please support my work over on patreon#also please respect the model license. Don't sell the files or prints of the files.#fanart#orion pax#optimus prime#I keep seeing people selling my models without even giving me attribution. please don't be a jerk. I barely make enough to live.
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“Eager words are making me an awful mess// You say you need me// We're running out of time// I guess I fear the fear of consequence
You say you'll leave me// But you'll be sorry”
Asra’s birthday has already passed, but I felt weirdly compelled to do something sweet for their b-day but it came out a little more foreboding LMAO which I also think it perfect for the both of them :’) As many know, I have mixed feelings on Asra in general, but him and Donna have fun until they Don’t Have Fun LOL but when it’s good, it’s great ! :D they’re his little guy and also they were Roommates and also also also lmfdsgidhg
#the arcana#asra alnazar#asra x apprentice#fan apprentice donna#bottom draws#the arcana fan apprentice#I tried to capture a ‘down bad’ feel for him lmaoo#and yes the Fanta lamp should also be a lava lamp because i say so#also I don’t mEAN for this to come off as yandere adjacent i just mean donna makes Asra sad 90% of the time LMAOO#HE RESPECTS. BONDARIES!!! LMFAO
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Sketching Lamb while trying to think up what kind of headcanons to make, because I’m not sure what category to go for.
Just confused Lamb, possibly hearing the quiet ramblings of Copia, but not being entirely sure what he’s saying/even talking about.
[Do Not Repost And/Or Use For RP Purposes]
#Lamp draws#ghoulsona#nameless ghoul oc#nameless ghouls#ghost band#the band ghost#Lamb spends a lot of time listening to Copia mutter to himself about things#they're respectful and don't pay much attention to it though#maybe they should
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i actually think that if u are staying in a hostel room with 5 other people 4 of whom are asleep and u get up at 2 IN THE MORNING and turn the overhead lights on and then. leave the room??? i should be allowed 2 kill u
#all the other people in this room have been perfectly respectful#i went 2 bed at 10pm + turned the lights off + 1 other person was already asleep#then around 11pm 1 person comes in + turns the lights on but turns them off shortly after when she goes 2 bed#then a little later another person comes in and doesn't even turn the lights on!! how kind!! just uses the little lamp by her bed#so by midnight all 4 of us are snug + sleeping but THEN#these two CUNTS#come in at like. 12:30 making a bunch of noise#turn the lights on (even tho lights-out is 11pm!!!! per hostel rules!!!)#make more noise and then FINALLY go 2 bed#only to wake me up at 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING#bc one needed 2 turn the overhead lights on??? to....walk 2 steps 2 the door?? and exit the room??#leaving the lights ON in her wake????#like fuck OFFFFFFFF that's so rude#2 in the morning.....when EVERYONE else is sleeping......#girl.#txt
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i don't really love cohabitating with spiders, so when i encounter one in the house i do typically relocate it (cup, cardboard) to Out, but—i did share the shower with one earlier, bc i didn't notice it until after i'd gotten in and it was up in the corner by the ceiling politely minding its own business like any other straphanger, and like. there is something charming abt the way they like. rub their little legs together. intent on their mysterious tasks. determined tiny craftsperson (crafts-spider?) at work. like when toddlers are Very Seriously stacking their blocks
#like i'm NOT really a lover of Bugs With Legs but like. (mary douglas purity and danger voice) they're okay when they're where they belong#namely: outside; far enough from me i'm not worried we'll touch#and like. if those criteria are met‚ or at the very least the second one is‚ i can talk myself into a healthy if nervous respect#anyway. diptych with that one post i made ages ago abt a fly on my lamp that was washing its face like a tiny horrible cat#spiders cw#insects cw#journaling#domesticities
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autism is the best disease bc i spent over an hour staring at nothing 20 in my car 40 in bed while crying bc my mom made herself a victim over me saying oh my god to the fact she blocked off my door with SEVERAL heavy items while i was at work and then got mad at me for saying oh my god in shock and we had a blow out fight again anyway autism is awesome cause you know what helped? sharing all the spider man facts i’m learning from this encyclopedia
#personal#disorder yes disease sounds funnier#no my moms cleaning for my brother coming home tomorrow#but i get home see stuff rearranged and im like oh okay and see lots of furniture moved so im bout to ask hey have you drank water/gatorade#bc my mom gets dehydrated bad bc she doesn’t fucking drink#and i like to check in before she’s screaming thinking she’s gonna die at 4 am due to extreme dehydration#anyway i’m walking up the hallway to my room then BAM. a cd case a bin full of stuff a door hanging storage thing#wooden boards like a bunch of shit literally blocking my door completely so i’m upset and im like mama why#bc she never thinks about the fact i live here when she does her little projects#like things blocking my door when i’m in the house or not or the hallway to get out also blocked all the times#how often i beg her to just please not leave her shoes in front of my door bc i keep tripping over them#or just using all the space in the bathroom. like why is there a lamp#blocking me from peeing#anyway all her projects usually fuck me so i’m like mom why#she’s like don’t start i’m so tired stop it and just#i don’t know the way she kept going like i’m screaming at her for something that’s not her fault#it made me upset and we got into a fight and i was like i get ur tired but ur tired from CLEANING UR OWN MESS!!!!#THE HOUSE IS 100% YOUR FAULT!!!! i’m tired bc i literally just got off work!!!!! i just came home to this#i sit in my car a while apologize but explain mom you need to let me have a reaction#like if you do something that effects someone else you need to let them have a reaction for a split second#and she was like hm. do you know i think ur scary and i have to walk on eggshells with you and you don’t respect me#i’m like okay cool does the state of the house give me much to respec#and more fighting till she’s like stop talking stop talking stop talkin i don’t want to talk to you#did i lay down in my car and think about how much better my family would be if i never existed in the first place yes yes it was nice#granted it’d be world without than oh wait no i am here and i can’t kill msyelf but even if i could it’s not the same as not existing in#the first place i just think a lot of things would have gone better if i wasn’t there#also i just want to stop feeling bad and can’t feel bad if you never existed#but this encyclopedia fuckssdd
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This guy on my street keeps buying x-rays off ebay turning them into lampshades and then leaving them outside for free like hes running out of space for them?
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hate watching a video and the person has to solve a problem or ask a question and they use ch*tgpt like are you stupid. ruins the whole video for me
#especially when the answer is wrong. it just makes me mad lol#vid i was watching was this guy trying to find the angle for cutting wood for a lamp and the answer he got was wrong#so then he was like “turns out using skills like math are still important” like duh. ai is not a search engine omfg#it also totally kills any conversation i have with people and makes me lose respect for them but thats another story
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mk so plan for today.
part one;
expand on this part of my outline. not TOO hard because i write banter best when its just me imagining talking to my friends and it flows better if its stream of consciousness but i need to have some beats to hit
esp since its MOST THE CHAPTER
and its THREE PEOPLE. bj, hawk, and trap. and i have chronic 'cant write more than 2 people talking to each other' disease
and for two;
FINISH HENRY. IM NOT ALLOWED TO START CHAPTER 6 UNTIL I FINISH HIM. HE DESERVES IT. TO HELL WITH A BAD ART DAY. ITS RAINY OUTSIDE AND THE MAN HAS EARNED HIS SPACE ON THE CANVAS. NO ACTUAL WRITING UNTIL HENRY IS FINISHED NO MATTER HOW BAD I WANT IT.
#.yappin#if i. somehow. break this rule. ive hired my suitemates to come hit me with shovels#the man deserves respect. also i made him cute fish pants like cmon i gotta finish that. and put hair on his legs. mostly#ive just been avoiding doing the lures for his hat#anyway. shoutout ME for having 98 wpm while only hitting the spacebar with my right index finger#i type like the wind but it is absolutely vile to witness#thats the only reason i am able to pump out these chapters at this speed#im gonna turn on a lamp now to wake myself up a little and get crackin on henry prolly
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(Theyre also blushing but i cant figure out why). Both Kenzan and Johan are more focused on Judai tho, which could either be bc theyre both gay for him or cause this takes place post s4 (so theyre happy to see Jou enjoying life again after his depression). Then you have Fubuki and Asuka in the corner. Fubuki is doing his standout uncoordinated cloudcuckoolander bit by not wearing blue/black/white/yellow like everyone else (get with the program, man!) Instead he's going for that... christmas ensemble? With the rare red....tho now I see it, there's also judais pants and the coke bottles and the red cups and oh my god it was a red/blue/green/yellow colour scheme all along. ANYWAY, while Asuka is more serious with her modest clothing and walking boots, she has this small smile. Like, clearly she's not super duper ecstatic over his dumbass ukelele serenades, but she'll humour him today of all days, not just because it's a special day but because she looooves having her brother back.
Final verdict: this pic honestly just gets better the more you look at it. It makes me wish i had synesthesia just so I could taste the cozy hot chocolate vibes. Like its truly utterly immaculate. Kudos to you for all time!!!
#Incrredible absolutely incredible vibes here holy cow. Especially as an australian freezing in midwinter. Unmatched coziness#like it has that top tier cozy wood cottage setting (respect for graining the floor panels btw) so you can practically see the snow outside#I know they're drinking coke but in my heart that is hot chocolate ok it is beautiful hot chocolate and maybe there is pho somewhere#anyway I also really like how the orange/blue/green mesh together in this piece. It's not too uniform or restrained or blocky. Instead#the colours are diffused throughout the piece. This gives it a lot of balance while simultanously preserving the warmth and cohesion#like manjo asuka ryo and johan in their matching obelisk blues + the night sky outside + the blue books + the blue on Yugis poster tv etc#then ofc the green of the plants + yellow/green rug + Jims croco and fubus pants. The green works esp well to bridge the blue and orange#as opposed to a blade runner style scheme. Anyway I also love how you use blue/black shadows. Specifically how they go fuzzy at the ends#With a nice lil orange glow. I think the strongest example of this is Johan. his white shirt really shows off the blue/orange -> purple fuz#It makes the lighting feel really soft. Also mad respect for this whole setting concept like this room is impressively geometrical#and perfectly angled yet it has that lived in clutter vibe with the book under the tv + the abandoned singular sock + the unkempt comic#books + spread cards + etc. Theres also so much personality to it in the kitty rug smiling clock and posters all over.#Im gonna guess its judais place bc pharoah and the pic of Judai and Johan. Also its slightly irresponsible in a very Judai way.#this would NOT be jims place! he would NOT let his croco eat. uh. Movie film? its not croco food is all Im saying. Anyway. Adding into how#cozy and real this piece feels is the excellent lighting work. Not only is there multiple sources of light and shadow but they overlap#impeccably and have a subtle yet defined limit. I particularly love the two lamps by Asuka and Fubuki. The little shadow hatching on the#walls and window sills around them + the soft airbrush lighting makes this lovely subtle yet defined circle shape. Together with the#light coming thru the door its rly nice. Then theres the general shadow on Croco side of the piece with the deeper shadows from the house#ornaments and edo and such. Like its a small thing but it requires so much thought and dedication and fuckin math that I must salute#speaking of maths the most impressive part of this pic geometrically is the wall at edos side. The angle is sharp yet feels so natural.#yknow what I think that gets into the coziness too. The setting is so boxy and well defined that it almost seems to snug hug the characters#we get the sense of a limited space which is filled by the presence personality and warmth of this friend group. Nothing feels empty#this realisation makes me appreciate the cut off second floor that the stairs lead to cause it adds a roof which further boxes em in#the effect is like peeking into a moeblob yugioh diorama. But instead of being saucy or claustrophobic its just so cozy you could die#anyway last notes I love how the calendar on the wall has a little x we can infer is today!!! because the homeowner was So! Excited!!!#and I love the lonely fan on the bookcase and flower on the cactus (that is a well loved spiky boye). Anyway. Now onto the characters!#now onto the characters! (tho I feel like the environment deserves even more love I just dont have the words yknow) to start with#I love all the eye contact and how it economically explains so many relationships. Edo has this smug grin @ Ryo while Manjo looks both#annoyed and unimpressed (maybe because Ryo is late after work?). All of them have suits to show theyre all hard working pro duellists#Sho and Judai are also looking to Ryo but with a more casual vibe like “welcome home bro!” “welcome home bro of my bro!” Theyre also
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[Image ID: First image is a black and white gif of the Supernatural bunker with a spotlight on a floor lamp and Dean Winchester in 30s film musical attire doing a jump heel click. Second image is a screenshot of TV Tropes, text reads: "Kelly Sue DeConnick's Sexy Lamp Test: Hinges on whether or not a female character can be replaced with a sexy novelty lamp without significantly changing the story." The third image is also a black and white gif from the same scene with Dean dipping the lamp amorously End ID]
#dfvq liveblog#dfv queue#dfvq spn#spn15x10#tropes#sexy lamp test#lampstiel#dean winchester#at least i'm safe inside my mind#the cinnamon tography#nothing but respect for my canonically bisexual protagonist#jacting joices
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Learned today I can tolerate “this 15 and 20 year old are dating because the showrunners want to incite a sense of scandal and fantasy fulfillment for a teen girl audience demographic” better than “this 20 year and 25 year old have been dating/married for 5 years because the writer associates youth with sex appeal and didn’t think about the math and the 20 year old is just here to look pretty”
#i don’t think numbness or indifference to one or digust to the other is like a moral value#i don’t think there is anything more or less moral about being able to engage with topics in fiction you would find disgusting in reality#especislly since in reality nobody is ACTUALLY a sexy lamp its just a matter of getting to know and respect people more#but i also think this position is partially due to growing uo AFAB and having been a teen girl#and remembering when the ifea of having an adult boyfriend or being sexy to adults seemed super cool and appealing#and i dont think i have the intelligence or resources to like determine the most airtigit ethically and morally sound way#for an adult creator to engage with those ideas in a narrative#but its one of those things i know CAN be done with care even if it still sucks in the end#but something happening carelessly#happens cause it was careless
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