Ok so about a month ago I was desperately trying to remember who wrote about Yaoyorozu Yakuza au and I could not for the life of me find the specific one I was looking for (i.e. yours) so I am incredibly happy to see it pop on my feed again.
Also, if hypothetically Momo were to let Izuku have a little crime as a treat how would that go down? Between the two of them they could cause so much chaos but the yakuza in bnha are pretty low profile + the whole hero student thing so would they break out the goofy disguises?
My life goal - inflict a vague "was that like, a fic? an au post? a dream?" on people.
Momo, in an attempt to make up for the leaps and bounds her quirk has been developing since she started chatting with Izuku is like - "i need to get him a present but the only thing he ever wants is All Might merch and he owns like. all of it." So she has to brainstorm a better present.
Enter - mid-stakes heist her family is orchestrating on a small HPSC office in Hakone. She invites Izuku to do some snow training on a ski slope her uncle owns, and then reveals that not only are they going to do training (something Izuku was very excited for) they are going to steal! From Izuku's least favourite government agency!
Typically her family stick to like. Generic theft, protection fees, illegal gambling rings and creative accounting (one of her recent ancestors had a tanuki style quirk that let him turn leaves into gold for about 24hrs. so, also counterfeiting? I guess?) . But! The HPSC is trying to keep the fact that a lot of the yakuza are still around under wraps by taking them out lethally, so no one hears about them. So, the HPSC having info about them is a major risk, especially with their dear Momo trying to become a hero!
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* failed flirting attempts * prompt. ( a drabble for gokudera x momina if possible)
Thank you for indulging me, Jojo...! Can't believe you're asking for drabbles knowing all I ever do is write way too long, tho....crazy but you asked for it!!! 😩
Pairing: Gokudera Hayato x Momina Luqman.
Warning: pathetic man behaviour, derogatory word usage: "pussy." Machismo. Gokudera and Momina are 19 here but what do I look like drawing art for this? So I put tyl Hayato as the picture [I'll draw something next time...]
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Third Time's The Charm ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
Gokudera could hear his blood pounding in his ears as he recalled Shamal's words the other day.
"—Are you a pussy? Just go for it." The blunt words had been said without a shred of compassion towards the young man. In fact, with the way Shamal's face had been twisted, Gokudera was sure Shamal had lost even more respect for him.
The mere memory of that day filled him with rage and embarrassment. His ears once again threatening to turn red and angry against his pale skin.
Gokudera clenched his fists before he held the bathroom sink in a tight grip, leaning heavily against it. He hated the way his face reflected back at him, he really did look so pathetic and needy. A voice in the back of his mind went: "no wonder Shamal called you a pussy...."
Not only had years gone by since he and Momina met but they were now currently living together again while he went to the university nearby. Every day he saw her, and while it was utter bliss living together, he had tried and failed and tried and failed and tried and failed to confess to her or show her that he had any sort of romantic feelings for her.
Any time he tried his words would get stuck in his throat, his hands clammy and his breathing rapid. More than once Momina had asked if he was okay and if they needed to go to the hospital. It was utterly mortifying.
Still, he was a man and the man was the one who was supposed to take the lead in relationships! Even if up until this point it had been Momina.
Finding new found determination, Gokudera robotically confidently walked out of his bathroom and began searching for her.
When Gokudera found her she was making lahoh, just like she did every Sunday.
She grinned when she saw him, her eyes dancing with mirth. "Good morning, Hayato~! Did you sleep well...?"
Gokudera felt his heart skip a beat just from seeing her face and how quickly it brightened. His hands became clammy again, a person being so happy to see him still felt so undeserving, especially coming from the one he loved, but he soaked it in nonetheless. He eventually cleared his throat, looking away. "Ahem...y-yeah..."
Momina paused at his reaction. She was concerned but didn't want to pry so she grinned once more instead. "Okay, good! I hope you don't mind lahoh again...!" Her eyes widened suddenly as she added: "But you don't have to eat it if you don't want to! I can make you something else."
"I'd never mind it...!!" He spoke a little too fiercely, head whipping to her direction as his sea foam green eyes burned with intensity.
Momina, taken by surprise once more, eventually giggled. "I'm glad you like lahoh so much...!! That makes me really happy, Hayato!"
Gokudera felt his fingers tugging on the hem of his shirt. "Anything you make makes me happy..."
"Hmm?" Momina pushed her locks behind her ear. "What did you say...? Sorry, I didn't hear you...!"
"I said..." Gokudera felt his throat forming a lump again. "I said anything you make makes me happy..." He spoke a little louder this time but it was still just a mutter.
Momina paused before she turned the stove off and placed the last lahoh on the plate sitting on the counter. She then turned to Gokudera fully, her expression an apologetic one. "I'm sorry...! You don't have to repeat it again but I still didn't hear you..." Momina's hearing wasn't the best and she could feel herself sink. She hated burdening people like this.
Momina's downcast expression made Gokudera's heart race, the last thing he wanted to do was upset her. Without thinking he reached out and pulled her close to him, her long wavy hair bouncing as he leaned towards her in desperation. He wanted to make sure she could clearly see him.
"I said I love anything you make...! I love yoour cooking...!!" Gokudera was kicking himself by the end, too cowardly to express himself properly. His face and ears burned and he couldn't bare to look at her any longer.
Momina's stared up at him, taking his behaviour in again before her expression once more brightened. Her eyes sparkled as her cheeks rounded and she let out a giggle, swaying back and forth under his grip. "Hehe...! Yeah...? Yeah....? You think so? That makes me so happy!" Her happiness overflowed so much that she gave him a big hug and nestled her face into his chest, giggles escaping.
"I love making food for you!" She began as her gaze softened. She continued as she tilted her head upward. "Making sure you're eating well...that you're taken care of...it makes me so happy! I love you, Hayato...! I'm so glad we're living together again!!"
Gokudera felt himself short-circuit. Despite all his practice he found himself crumbling when up against Momina again.
Momina was still smiling when she felt him start to falter. Her eyes shot open in alarm, "Hayato!?"
"I-I'm fine...!" He spoke awkwardly, he was still struggling to keep himself upright, his grip on her loosened and his legs felt wobbly, even his head spun.
"Let's sit you down...!!!" Momina exclaimed, still holding him close but readjusting her grip on him as she led him to the nearest chair.
And with that another romantic failure was etched into the tapestry of Gokudera Hayato's life. But at least he got to be doted on by Momina...?
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.| End |‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
Extra:
"Pathetic, Kora!!" Colonello put down his binoculars and shook his head. He had witnessed another one of Gokudera's pathetic attempts to woo his cadet. "A real man would have just gone for it...! He's a complete pussy, hey!"
Shamal sighed, one hand digging into his hair while the other lowered his own binoculars. In spite of Shamal's lack of perceived interest in Gokudera, this did hurt his heart. He felt himself wanting to defend his charge but what was there to say...? He was a complete pussy!
"He should just let Momina lead...!!" Colonnello continued, he may as well be talking to himself.
Shamal finally spoke up as he rolled his eyes. "Look...I'm a gentleman---"
"Hah!!!"
"But there's no way that girl would confess! She'd have done it by now if she was even a little interested romantically! And anyway...what kind of man doesn't confess first...? This kid is the worst!"
Colonnello shook his head. "Don't look down on my student, Kora...! She's just stupid! She doesn't know how she feels so of course she isn't saying it!"
"...did you just call her stupid while saying not to look down on her...?" Shamal's face twisted incredulously. Talking to Colonnello was exhausting.
"It's not looking down on her if it's true! It's being realistic, Kora!" He crossed his arms. "The real problem is your kid! He's got no balls!"
"He's not my damn kid...!!!" Shamal's voice rose. He began going off on how he never slept with Lavina and how Gokudera wasn't one of his many biological children who he was still paying child support for. No one listened. No one cared.
Bianchi, who had been here the whole time, finally spoke up with a sigh. "My dear brother...truly...he doesn't have any balls." She shook her head. She would have to visit him once again and talk about this. Bianchi had been making such effort to push her brother to confess that she had gone as far as to talk to Momina about her dream wedding. And yet...
They all sighed, sitting in silence before they eventually got up and left their spots on the roof. They couldn't believe they've been watching this train wreck for years. Even so, they'd be reconvening once again, probably within a month's time.
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. |Actual End| ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
"How was this an attempt at flirting!?" What...you don't think complimenting the love of your life's cooking is flirting...!? 🙄😒 it's not my fault Gokudera is a wimp and struggles to do this much. Anyway this was fun! Hope you enjoyed it. 🫶🏾💗💗💗
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Love u guys, let me tell u smth.
In Chinese language, there are specific ways of saying one’s name. For example, we can use the name Zhan Zhengxi. You can call his full name, Zhan Zhengxi, or you can call him Zhengxi. If you’d like to use just one character, you can use the very last character in a two-character name (such as Xi in Zheng-Xi). However, instead of using Xi, you’d use A-Xi (pronounced “Ah”) or Xi-er, which are terms that must be added to names in order to say them with just one syllable like that. Calling him Zhan, Zheng, or Xi are all incorrect.
A little disclaimer: You are free to call whatever character what you’d like, but in the interest of respecting a language you don’t know as well as just wanting to address people correctly, I just wanted to post this to educate people who may have not known that how they’re calling the characters is incorrect. Also, please keep in mind that all knowledge I have of Chinese language is secondhand from dictionaries, posts, friends, etc. I may be incorrect about some things, in which I would like Chinese speaking folks to correct me. Sometimes things vary regionally, too.
Here are examples of what is incorrect vs. correct for all the boys (EXCLUDING nicknames or less common forms of address):
Mo Guanshan (Mo Guan-Shen)
Correct: Mo Guanshan, Guanshan, A-Shan, Shan-er.
Incorrect: Mo, Guan, Shan, A-Guan, Guan-er.
He Tian (Huh Tee-en OR Tsee-en)
Correct: He Tian, A-Tian, Tian-er.
Incorrect: He, Tian.
Zhan Zhengxi (Jan Jung-Shee)
Correct: Zhan Zhengxi, Zhengxi, A-Xi, Xi-er.
Incorrect: Zhan, Zheng, Xi, A-Zheng, Zheng-er.
Jian Yi (Jen Yee)
Correct: Jian Yi, A-Yi, Yi-er.
Incorrect: Jian, Yi.
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