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If you're the guy who pissed on the disabled stall toilet seat today: I hope you go to hell <3
#we have to sit on that bestie!#put the damn seat up to pee if you can't control yourself#and for the love of god put the seat back down#remember that the stall is not for you#the big stall is for disabled people#the people who often need to sit! you dumbass!#not all men pee standing up#this goes for cis and trans men#im done with my rant now#disabled rights#disabled#disabled access#actually disabled#disability advocacy#invisible disability#physical disability#disability activism#disability rights#disabled people#disabled queer#disabled blogger#disabled community#disabled life#disabled problems#disabled is not a dirty word#disabled representation#disability#disability rant#disability problems
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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some of my best friends have been shower spiders
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everyone talks about how you’d have to be stupid to rob a witcher on the street, because he can dodge your punches and slice you up easy
no one ever talks about how you’d have to be stupid to rob a witcher, because he has no money to rob
#thinking about geralt and dandelion getting a knife pulled on them in novigrad#dandelion is somewhere inbetween pale from fear and then remembering he’s standing next to geralt so he starts vicious mockery#‘here in the CULTURED city’#sir you are trying to rob a poet and a witcher. between us we have 4 groschen#geralt: three. | dandelion: hm? | geralt: three. i bought a small meat pie from the stall over there#doesnt work so geralt goes all crocodile dundee#the elbow-high diaries
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I want to believe danny finds it more annoying to use children swears.
Vlad uses food
Mr. William Lancer uses book titles
And Danny can say things like “oh golly this is on heck of a situation”
At first it started as it starts with any child. Wanting to test the limits of the rules and then he noticed it annoyed some adults. They can’t tell him to just swear :3. So he kept it. As he gets older he does curse like normal but not very often. Like it’s rare. Imagine his coworkers the first time he drops the “f-bomb”
Do you think they are shellshocked (thats a good handsoap) or do you think they scold him.
#danny phantom#imagine this if you will in a batman universe#bruce is having war flash backs to I think it was jason as robin#and danny is just annoying all his new siblings except for oh fuck I can’t remember who nightwing is#oh hell I have been gone that long? that I can’t remember nightwings name#anyway hes giving jason secondhand embarrassment and duke is helping him get sillier swears#steph thought it was funny to watch bruce and the others squirm but after a while it’s grating on her nerves#WHO THE FUCK IS NIGHTWING#SHIT#funny I mentioned shit cause I am making this post only cause im in the bathroom and out of tp and im stalling#my brain keeps trying to tell me nightwin is tim??!? who I know is redhood#HOLY FUCK HIS NAME WAS DICK
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i dreamed that i visited my childhood riding school. my favorite horse poked his head out of his stall and greeted me. i ran to him and petted him. i swear i could feel his warm breath and his fur, it felt so real. i'm not sure where that dream came from but i woke up nearly crying.
#i also don't know why i'm telling you about it#that sweet pony died after an accident#he wasn't even 10 years old#i think he must've been my first heartbreak#i remember when he was on rest and stood there in his stall with huge pink bandages on his front legs#i used to sneak in just to pet him and give him some treats#one of the instructors worked part time as a veterinarian and sometimes i would watch her change the bandages#he usually stood with his head hanging and his eyes closed during that period of rest#but always perked up when someone came in to see him#he was so kind#and i wish i had more time with him#i should paint him again
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Chicken Noodle Oops
G | 126 words | ao3 link??? (do lil drabbles go on ao3??) | cw: just swearing
STWG Prompt: noodle with a word limit of 100 but let's not worry about that
• divider by me this time!! wahoo!! •
Steve nearly missed the trilling doorbell, covered by the echo of own damn coughing.
"M'coming!"
The door opened and slammed shut, and footsteps led to the kitchen.
"Said I'm coming."
"Oh, sorry-- fuck!"
Steve bolted to the kitchen to find Dustin cradling a few fingers like they'd been burned. He darted to the sink to flick it on, and Dustin stuck his hand under the icy water.
Steve looked over to find no visible marks, and deflated onto the counter.
"What're you doing here, man?"
"We're having chicken noodle."
Steve looked at him, then back towards the thermoses on the counter, one still sitting in the sunflower tote bag, the other partially spilled on the counter.
"You can have the unspilled one."
Steve huffed a congested laugh.
#steve harrington#dustin henderson#dustin and steve#steve and dustin#drabble#100 word drabble#ish#its only longer cause i remembered you can't get a bad grade in fanfiction for bending rules ykdmhxngsg#it fit 100 words at some point but it was bare bones and i like this one better#all this to say it counts don't sue me zgnxhxngxgnxgn#uhhh what else#sickfic#technically#no readmore cause i feel like that implies a full ficlet at least#ok im just stalling posting this now#devon's writings#devon's drabbles#new tag whoop whoop
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Junelezen Day 14 - Waystop
Ah, this brings back memories
Nivienne has been through the port of Limsa Lominsa more times than she can count at this point, and it's good to see some things never change.
#ffxiv#junelezen 2024#nivienne grovant#screenshots#I was going to use the markets in Limsa but the stalls ended up being too far apart to work well#and then I remembered that there's a customs office#which is much funnier actually#the three stops are “arriving in Limsa” “Leaving for Shirogane” and “Leaving for Sharlyan”#yes she would wait in line for the end of the world one#but in her stormblood era she would pull a “do you know who I am”#in ARR she's just hoping she filled all her forms in right and isn't about to get arrested#or scammed
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This is your sign to get back into playing that video game that you love but put down a long time ago and never picked back up again for no discernable reason
#started playing breath of the wild again a week or so ago after a youtube video about why we put down games showed up in my recommended#i can link the video for anyone who wants it but the most helpful advice in it for me was to just. try playing it for two minutes#if all your fears were right and you cant get back into it then you can put it right back down after the time is up#but if youre enoying yourself then you can keep playing#a big part of my fear was that i wouldnt be able to handle the combat anymore after going like a good couple years without playing it#bc one of the biggest things i love about botw is that for the most part. link doesnt level up#theres no attack and defense stats that level up as you earn experience and make him mechanically better at fighting#for the most part its YOU the player leveling up your fighting skills with practice#...but that also meant that after so long away from the game i was scared that i would have lost all my skill at it#and the learning curve would be too great this late in the game (literally the ONLY main storyline thing left for me to do is fight ganon)#but i played for two minutes and i remembered how much i loved the game. like firsthand not just vague recollection#so ive been running around doing side quests and exploring and now it doesnt feel like im stalling the final battle anymore#it feels like im just intentionally taking time to fully experience the game#and after getting combat practice in again with my exploration im finding out that my fears were wrong!#if anything im even BETTER at combat now than i was when i put the game down#back then i was still terrified of facing lynels and walking guardians#but now im taking them down before they can even get one hit in on me!#im so proud of myself and im having so much fun#so. for anyone else out there. this is your sign to do the same#rambling#maybe once i finish breath of the wild i can even finally start on tears of the kingdom 🙏
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me whenever sasara tells one of his d!ck jokes
#this is vee speaking#iconic sasara flops: his 🔞 jokes lmao#remember when he made a b00b joke and kuukou went bruh it was lame as shit the first time why would you say it again LOL#he only told those jokes in the tdd era so i’m genuinely curious if jyushi and doppo would find him funny still if he did lmao#ooooooh and remember when kuukou forced sasara to be jyushi’s opening act to stall for time?????#kuukou chose violence because sasara was lame lmao but jyushi probably would have actually found his improv stand up funny lmao#it was for the best…………….. but was that what jyushi would have truly wanted…………🥀🥀🥀
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I went to the market today, and it reminded me that the biggest curlural disconnect I've ever experienced on the internet was finding out that Americans and a lot of Northern Europeans think of the farmer's market as this pretentious, expensive place where people go to buy overpriced organic produce from neat, quaint little stalls.
In my experience, you go to the market because things are way cheaper than at the store. You can buy fruit and vegetables for a third of the price, and clothes and jewellery for less than 10 €. The market is where the vendors yell to get your attention, and they let you try the fruit you want to buy (which means the street is littered with fruit stones and rinds), where there are speakers that blast out obnoxious neapolitan music, where everybody speaks dialect and no one uses the formal "you", where you can dig through haphazard piles of second hand clothes to find skirts or dresses for 1€ a pop, where they sell flowers and small farm animals and pots and pans, where you have to know how to haggle (I used to go with my grandmother as a child. I don't think that woman ever paid full price for anything in the 87 years of her life), where the whole town stops to chat and gossip, where children play loudly and old people spend the whole morning.
There's a mix of cultures and languages, and there are people from all walks of life.
It smells of sweat, overripe fruit, salt, and fresh fish.
It's probably the least glamourous or pretentious place I have ever seen.
In my hometown, the market is held on Thursdays on the street where I live, and there’s no better feeling than being woken up by someone yelling "Come on, beautiful ladies! We have fresh tomatoes!"
Thursday has always been my favourite day, purely because of that. One of my earliest memories is tagging along with my grandpa through the stalls, eating black olives from a plastic bag and spitting out the pits.
It's messy, and it's my happy place, and I am honestly sad that a lot of people don't get to experience it.
#Italian things#although I guess this is a thing in one way or another throughout most of the world#I remember almost crying when I went to the market in Northern Italy and they wouldn't even let you touch the fruit!#barbarians the lot of them#(I am kidding but like....)#If I have to read another post or fic where the market is basically reduced to the honey and soap stalls I will scream#forget pinapple on pizza this is the true cultural divide#southern europe
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i just beat 4/20 mode in fnaf 1 in TWO ATTEMPTS. why is that so easy
#the strat is flipping the camera up for ~ half a second every side check#so like. left door. cams (on 4b ONLY). right door. cams#check foxy OCCASIONALLY if ur worried abt his progression but he only moved to stage 2 (peeking out) the entire night with this strat#i sat at 2% power and waited and freddy barely got to his song when i won#that strat only works for fnaf 1 cuz foxy you just have to look at A camera it doesnt have to be HIS camera#so you can cam stall freddy (keep him from coming into your door) and keep foxy Calm the whole time staying on ONE camera#i checked foxy probably twice per hour at the MOOOOST i dont remember id have to look#ill check later#anyway i beat another 20 mode it was. actually so fucking easy i died once and its cuz i forgot to close the right door to check foxy and-#-freddy got into my room#at like 12 am so BKSDJAFFHSADJFKGHA barely into a run#i cant believe that was so easy hello i had like 47% at 3 am ur sposed to have 50%#GUYS I DID BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER#IT TOOK HIM 7 HOURS? IT TOOK ME 2 TRIES#then again. he didnt have the Foxy Freddy Strat TM#i might try it with his strat later on when i beat some other 20 modes just out of curiosity#xanchats#fnaf
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Any headcanons for Ciaran's time in the cult(s)?
and/or
How has Ciaran changed now that he has his freedom? 💜
SO MANY. So many. You know there's gonna be a cut, you know me. It's been a while and there be rambling ahead.
Also uh...Canon typical durge grossness ahead.
The Ciaran from before (before Orin's attack, before the worm) was such a different person. It took some time for Sceleritas to break him down when the urge had first awakened and he fought then much as he fought after waking on the nautiloid but little Ciaran didn't have friends and loved ones who supported him to keep him fighting like this new Ciaran did. He'd already killed them all. So eventually he broke down to the dreams and the horrors and once the fighting stopped and the walls came down a whole new monster was born.
Ciaran Finch (he named himself that. Can't remember the name his adoptive parents used so long ago. Dark Little Songbird, for the way he made his victims sing) loved the cult, he loved the murder, he loved the blood and the screams and the power. He loved the way people cowered at his feet and the way they prayed to him, for power, for forgiveness, for death.
He was also a flirt, but in the worst ways. He knew what he looked like, was in fact incredibly vain, knew he could take what he wanted but he found pleasure in letting people think they had a choice (if they said yes, he'd sleep with them then kill them. If they said no...the reverse). He was...truly awful.
Sometimes Bhaal's hold on him would weaken and he'd find himself scared, or feeling compassion. Once or twice he'd let someone go without hurting them and could never understand why. Of course he'd be punished for it after and Scleritas would have to scold him and set him back on the 'right path', but those instances were rare.
He was sleeping with Gortash. He liked to dominate the little tyrant. He'd hurt him and laugh when he came back for more. He didn't love him, but he was interested in him and that was the closest anyone had ever gotten. So he kept him around.
Scleritas came to him about 60 years ago. It only took a couple of years to really break him. He'd been fully indoctrinated ever since. There were a great many years of brutal murder in between meeting Scleritas and meeting the tadpole gang.
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Ciaran now... is different. Not just from the monster he was, but even from the broken man he'd become. He's almost childlike now, in his wonder, and the way he's exploring his world as though he'd never seen it before. He sleeps. He sleeps SO MUCH. And he snores. And drools. Any opportunity he can get to curl up somewhere soft, he does. If it's with his head on Gale's lap, all the better. He's started drinking with the others now, too. He'd held off on anything that might put him to sleep or impair his ability to fight the voice but once it was gone and he was free from the burden, he's let himself loose. He doesn't drink much, certainly not to excess, but he also has next to no tolerance anymore so it doesn't take much to give him that warm, giddy feeling.
He finds he likes wine, but he prefers the lighter varieties. Ale makes him gassy, and disturbs his sleep so he avoids that.
He talks more, now. His chattiness from his old days is starting to come back to him but now rather than boasting and taunting he just...rambles. He makes dorky jokes that only he laughs awkwardly at. He gives compliments freely and hugs openly. He's still shy though, its all so new. So when he catches himself going on a tangent he blushes and shuts himself up, or deflects to take the focus off himself (still doesn't like being the center of attention. That's something he hasn't gotten back from his old days and probably never will).
Mostly, though, I think the biggest change is...he's happy. Sure the world might be ending and it's still his fault and it's still his responsibility to fix it but Gale is there, their rift mended. He's got his best friends at his side. People love him and he loves them. They have a dog and a cat and an owlbear and a HAMSTER! And his dreams are sweet. and his heart is full. He's just. Happy.
#I feel like it's been so long since i've talked about Ciaran where is my SON where is my BOY#ciaran finch#my ocs#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 durge#bg3 dark urge#durge spoilers#dark urge#asks#iamaweretoad#i've been having a lot of warm happy ever after ciaran thoughts lately#but remembering is darker past is. oh yeah. right. you was a bad dude huh#oh riiiiight you're a durge lol. silly me#THANK YOU for asking about Ciaran again! always!#i'm stalling on my playthrough cause i'm not ready to say goodbye lmao
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forget whether a character has ever made you so sad you've cried. has a character ever made you so bone-deep instinctually angry that you were blinded to proper impulse control and decision-making processes in favor of pure unfiltered violence
#brought to you by: berry oak dndads#who almost made me chuck my computer against my mirror from how angry i got in just a handful of sentences!#such an event was only restrained by the lingering knowledge that my laptop was plugged in and it would tear out my headphones if i did#if it were not for that i am not ... entirely 100% sure i would have stalled long enough for higher brain functions to stop me from#destroying the item i need to do like. 80-90% of my stuff?#anyway yeah i cannot remember the last time THAT happened but yknow what.
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having to shamefully email my therapist to reschedule the appointment i confidently made for this tuesday thinking my trip wasn't for another week and a half......he did not quite believe me about having memory issues so perhaps this will help convince him i guess
#last time i mentioned it he was like “whens the last time you forgot something you actually cared about” brother i sometimes quadruple check#the stall doors when i leave because i dont fucking trust myself. i barely remember my own age dude#much less things like the date or apparently the dates of impending travels#me
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