#relatedly. remember in bg3 you can raise that woman's husband as a zombie and she eventually goes ''well FINE'' and leaves with him | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

echthr0s · 10 days ago

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we've had enough of regular normie ass DA:TV criticism. my criticism is that all the necromancy is dry. why can't Emmrich have an oozy boy for a son? because of woke...

#i'm only half-serious. but that naturally means i AM half-serious #wet necromancy advocacy is my passion #can you imagine the hassle of raising undecayed corpses. i think THAT'S what hezenkoss should have been doing #the elven gods are spreading blight. the evil necromancer is spreading putrefaction. you see #relatedly. remember in bg3 you can raise that woman's husband as a zombie and she eventually goes ''well FINE'' and leaves with him #wonder how that went. i need a side adventure about the mundanities and hijinx of life as a woman with a corpse husband #that could be a manga.

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