#redacted audio ivan

[s0lairee]

you have: one new voice message

(19/31) flyboi they could never make me hate you. im sorry veggietales fucked you up </3

[huxleaf]

Ivan and baby

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Characters' Sleep Attire Headcanons

☆ David - Shirtless with gym shorts

☆ Milo - Tank top and boxers

☆ Asher - Just boxers

☆ Damien - Tank top and shorts

☆ Huxley - Shirtless with pajama pants

☆ Gavin - Nude / Just sweatpants

☆ Lasko - T-shirt and pajama pants

☆ Kody - Hoodie and sweatpants

☆ Sam - Only pajama pants ;]

☆ Vincent - Sweatshirt and pajama pants

☆ Porter - Just briefs

☆ James - Tank top and boxers

☆ Anton - T-shirt, pajama pants, and socks

☆ Marcus - Full matching pajama set, sleep hat included

☆ Hush - Whatever Doc gives him to sleep in

☆ Blake - Pajama shirt and pants that somehow never match

☆ Elliott - Sweatshirt and shorts

☆ Aaron - Tank top and pajama pants

☆ Ollie - Oversized t-shirt and shorts

☆ Ivan - T-shirt and boxers

☆ Guy - Boxers and socks 

☆ Geordi - Graphic tee and briefs

☆ Morgan - Matching pajama set with patterned socks

[aimedis]

i did it for fun but so many of these are crazy accurate 💀

[morgansplace]

I don't know if it matters, but I remade this like a month ago and never shared it

Some of them changed, some are still the same, but just updated and more distinct I think. I seriously doubt this will get as popular as the other post, but who knows.

-> Elliott's little star and the 3 instead of the capital E. (This came from me doing that too when I was a kid!)

-> obligatory hearts for Vincent and Gavin because they're EXTRA and like to be DRAMATIC.

-> Damien's handwriting being small but with extremely big capitals because why not?

-> Geordi's i with a swirl and Ollie's with a big ass circle for absolutely no reason

-> Sam's doctor handwriting

Idk what to tell you man I went with vibes and vibes only

I LITERALLY CANNOT TAG ANYONE ELSE, but I don't think I have to. Also, no, I didn't add the new guy because even though I call him Griffin, i know that's not everyone's headcanon, so do not bother to ask. Also, I do not want to see anything about John.

[xanyiaz]

hello and welcome back to me seeing redacted everywhere i go:

[vind3miat0r]

can I get some uhhhh redacted headcanons of any flavor

i got u bro 🤝

— Aaron and Smartass actually met before as teenagers, before they both worked at Vesta. their families sat next to each other while waiting for a flight at the airport, and the two of them made small talk to pass the time

— theres a small section in Dahlia dedicated to just vampire businesses. its called "the night market" (since its obviously only open at night), and is a big source of local lore among the unempowered community

— Cutie loves Deltarune and once had Geordi + their friend group dress up as Deltarune characters for Halloween

— when Stealth's powers manifest, they also either acquire a white streak in their hair, or their eye color changes to pink (sometimes both) (dont ask me where this came from i made it up to justify my Sweetheart oc having pink eyes)

— flyboi!Ivan and his Baby are engaged by now :3

— early in Milo and Sweetheart's relationship, Sweetheart was lowkey addicted to melatonin gummies. Milo managed to break the addiction by coming up with a "sleepy time" routine for them, and Sweetheart still uses it to this day

— the whole "vampires are pale" thing is a "genetic" thing that has a chance to be carried from maker to progeny. poc vampires get blue undertones instead of going pale

— Gavin has heart-shaped freckles and heart-shaped top scars <3

— Vincent has been a longtime fan of the band Cash Flagg, and was surprised and delighted to find out that Lovely was a fan too when they first started dating

— Lasko and Dear are Yaelokre's number 1 fans no cap

— Angel's favorite Star Trek spin-offs are Voyager, Deep Space 9, and Lower Decks (the Voyager one is canon to me since there have been multiple David audios where Voyager has been playing in the background)

— after the night at the fair, Treasure learned how to make funnel cake for Porter :3

[darling-solaire]

Life’s so rough Ivan telling me he’s gonna take care of me and make all my decisions is starting to sound appealing

[replaycamera2]

What Your Fave Redacted Character Says About You

Davey - You value a lot of things in a man: the most important being his ability to snap you in half.

Asher - You are the annoying younger sibling who is completely aware of exactly how much they can get away with via years of experience.

Milo - When people ask you what your hobbies are you say “reading” but the silent part of that answer is “fanfiction”

Vincent - I could go on for hours about all the parasocial relationships you’ve had in your life.

Sam - You’re rapidly running out of things other than yourself to blame for your problems, and honestly, it’s just a cry for help at this point.

Lasko - The people in your life have learned not to use the turn of phrase, “What’s the worst that could happen?” Because you will immediately launch into a 20 minute PowerPoint presentation with cited sources on exactly everything that could possibly go wrong.

Damien - Your parents were PTA terrorists. They were planning your bid for student council president while you were still in the womb.

Hux - For the people who think other people are always flirting with them or buttering them up, but they’re honestly just being nice and you never really learned how appropriately reciprocate that because life has taught you that everyone is always after something.

Gavin - God gave you depression and anxiety because if he didn’t, you’d be competing for his job

Avior - You’re either a burned out “gifted kid” or you only just got diagnosed with ADHD in your mid 20s. No in between.

Vega - Dear god do you love to be stepped on

Blake - You can not fix him. YOU CAN NOT FIX HIM.

Elliott - The ultimate fantasy of every demi-sexual out there.

Aaron - Depends: if you’re a straight woman, this is just everyone’s daddy fantasy. Otherwise, you’re a white gay guy. Only they would see a 1-to-1 recreation of their bully and go, “That is my husband.”

Ivan - I’m not saying you’re scary when you’re mad, I’m just saying the Venn diagram of people who have crossed you and the people you never hear from again is a circle

James - Admit it, you find degradation just a little bit hot. Just give in and go for it, it’ll be cathartic, trust me.

Anton - Literally that meme of “Thank you for changing my life.” “I’m literally a white man from Arizona mumbling and mouth-breathing into a mic.”

Geordi - “Patience of a saint” and “persistence of a rock” do not even begin to describe you. We have had nothing but radio silence from this man for 7 months.

Regulus - You just want someone to end your existence without actually killing you and honestly, valid take.

Guy - Your insecurities might scream at every person you meet, but not if you scream louder

Ollie - Your life moves from one disaster to the next and you are desperate for a shred of stability, which is probably why you’re listening to boyfriend role-play.

Morgan - There are two kinds of people in this fandom: Those who know what “19 months” means, and those who don’t.

[lazydwarfdoesart]

Watching sadism's hold be like:

[moronkyne]

Random Redacted HCS; Hair

Ivan has a buzz cut ok bye

Blake has bleached hair ok bye

Brachium has deathly long hair ok bye

Lasko has a lack of pigmentation in his hair ok bye

Vega has pin straight, greasy hair ok bye

Avior is always experimenting his his hair length ok bye

Camelopardalis decorates his hair with charms ok bye

Guy has too many layers + hella volume in his hair ok bye

Geordi has fallen victim to the copper blonde plot ok bye

Kody has slicked back hair ok bye

Damien is constantly yanked by his hair ok bye

Huxley always has his hair up with loose hair out ok bye

I AM NOT HATING I SWEAR LUNA DONT CHOP MY BALLS OFF

[aggro-my-beloved]

i’m sick of f*ck, marry, kill (again). tell me which redacted character you’re:

• inviting to the blunt rotation

• middle school slow dancing with (yes, you must leave room for Jesus—Caelum is watching)

• pranking by putting nair in their shampoo bottle hehe

the rules from last time still stand—no side characters!!

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Tattoo Headcanons

✩ Elliott has a big abstract freehand tattoo that covers his shoulder and upper arm - one of the cool swirly line designs

✩ Ollie has a stick and poke smiley face on his ankle that one of his friends gave him in high school

✩ Aaron has some sort of quote tattooed on his ribs - probably a line from a song / movie that he associates with Elliott or his mom

✩ Caelum loves temporary tattoos and likes having matching ones with Gavin and Freelancer

✩ Geordi has something fandom related on his forearm - anything but Star Trek because he doesn't want to seem like that much of a nerd

✩ Asher has a patchwork leg sleeve with a bunch of different styles and a similar half sleeve on his opposite bicep

✩ Milo and Sweetheart have matching chest tattoos

✩ Ivan got original Baby’s name tattooed on his collar bone right before they broke up

✩ David has a tattoo commemorating Gabe and something for the whole Shaw pack

✩ Anton has a monstera leaf on his forearm to remind him of My Love

✩ Porter has an elaborate neck tattoo that spreads down his sternum and covers most of his chest

✩ Gavin has a backpiece consisting of the D.A.M.N. crew's favorite flowers

✩ Guy has doodles Honey drew for him on his thighs

✩ Morgan has some sort of lower rib / upper stomach tattoo of an hourglass with a skull

✩ Avior has stars and constellations all across his torso

✩ Brian has all of his kids’ birthdays on his chest

[erial-c]

caller/john is my favorite character but not in a "i love yanderes i love when characters are obsessed with me" way , but in a "this character is horrible and irredeemable and he's painted that way by the story so it doesn't feel like the yandere concept is being romanticized so it feels like im watching a horror movie"

[breezysuffers]

Ivan as jd

[messenger-of-stupidity]

How Redacted Boys would respond to being told “I think that you’re in love with them”

Did anyone see my pun? Can you please laugh?

Redacted Masterlist

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“I think you’re in love with them.”

David: “Mind your own.”

Asher: “Is that what it is?”

Milo: “... How’d you figure it out, sherlock?” /s

Vincent: “And I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.”

Sam: “I thought I would never feel this...”

Gavin: “Shit. I’m in love with them...”

Damien: *Chokes on drink*

Huxley: “You might be onto something, dude.”

Lasko: “Don’t say a word to anyone!!”

Aaron: “But I hate them. I am in hate with them.”

Ollie: “This is so embarrassing!!”

Ivan: “I always was.”

Elliot: “heheheh.... I’m screwed.”

Blake: “Not only that.”

Avior: “Definitely not. Doesn’t sound like me.”

Vega: “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Guy: “How could I not be?! I mean, look at ‘em!”

Morgan: “I didn’t see this coming...”

Camelopardalis: “In love? I’m not worthy enough to love them.”

Caelum: “Yup! I love them with my whole entire heart!”

Geordi: “Shit shit shit shit shit.”

Regulus: “And they love me.”

Kody: “In love? I don’t have time to be in love.”