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watching real life slow burn is actually not at all fun, I've been watching my friends pine for each other for like 5 years now, they confessed their feelings to each other 2 years ago, sleep in one bed, cuddle all the time, went on 3 dates and STILL haven't kissed but keep talking (to each other) about how much they want to kiss
#i wanna strangle them#it's so frustrating#like#JUST KISS ALREADY#just fucking do it#if it continues I'll lock them up in a closet istg#I'll make them kiss#like ill physically push their heads together#the girls and the gays#the lesbianism of it all#i swear#they'll move in together sleep in one bed and say but what if its platonic#the lesbians ™#slow burn#real life ff
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Me watching freaks in my peripheral (chronological tags) post about what they think of the Baldur’s Gate 3 companions and I’m like ah….
#I deal with this enough in real life ffs#you’re telling on yourselves!#bg3#baldur’s gate iii#baldur’s gate 3#astarion#gale dekarios#karlach#shadowheart#lae’zel#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#karlach cliffgate
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It absolutely sets my teeth on edge when gringos refer to Carnaval as "Carnival".
It's not a carnival, it's one of the holidays in my culture (which has nothing to do with carnivals), and it has a name.
You don't get to make up another name for it because you feel like it.
#brazilian portuguese#brazil#brazilian culture#carnaval#gringos#holidays#like ffs#latino problems#brazilian problems#the real life of me
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My husband put the vice president debate on so I'm rebelling by writing KitTy!in English pub fanfic
YES YOU GO DO THAT, SWEETHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#WE DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT REAL LIFE PROBLEMS#WE WANNA TALK ABOUT TWO FICTIONAL GAY BOYS#LET US NOT BE JUDGED#ALSO PLS SHARE THE FF HELLO??!????#THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZINF FIC I WANNA READ RIGHT JOW#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kit x ty#kitty#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#asks
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the real trouble I have when writing Eleven/Rose stuff is that if it's gonna be believable to canon, he cannot just be randomly traveling with her. I did Lost and Rewritten. I already did that. and that's the closest thing I feel like getting to human AUs and domestic AUs etc. like oh it's fine with the Tenth Doctor, with him they can be doing anything, but with Eleven/Rose the circumstances have to be so specific. I don't want to write "Dimension Hopping Rose Runs Into Eleven" because that bores me personally. I don't want to write toughened lonely soldier Rose. I already did that. I want to write the Eleventh Doctor not with Clara and not necessarily dragging the Ponds along behind him, with Rose, but also not any kind of AU. which boxes me in QUITE A LOT-
#rant#elevenrose#11rose#timepetals#doverstar writes#eleventh doctor#rose tyler#I may delete this later because tumblr is not my space for puzzling out writing problems#I abuse and reuse Word for that#but I just. blah. I don't WANT to write fanfiction right now in life but when I DO I don't want this to stop me#when I want to write for fun I don't want this getting in the way but it DOES#OH. and if his marriage to River is real marriage - even on Gallifrey -#then I DO NOT WANT to write the Doctor committing ADULTERY EITHER? because he would NEVER? EVER. AND RIVER HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH#doverstar's thoughts#eleven#rose#bad wholf#doctor who#dw#doctorrose#doctor/rose#tenth doctor#tenrose#ten#writing#ff#ao3#archiveofourown#LAR#lost and rewritten
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The Great was one of those shows that could have great but in the end resorted to being merely good.
#the great#i said what i said#thinking about the show again#all fans talked about when they talked about the show was the love story#catherine the great- a famous historical figure who famously despised and probably most definitely killed her husband#a cynical tale about people in power who try to change things for the better but when change becomes as a threat to their power they#then revert to crushing it#now reduced to an enemies to lovers au#where her husband in real life was reduced to a footnote. everything she does in the show ends up having peter all over it#i'm not saying i hated the love story- but ahhh after reading a collection of essays on her she had such an interesting tale!#also elizabeth had a WAY more interesting story- she opened the university of moscow and modernized russian roads ffs#as well as outlawed capital punishment#she walked so catherine could run. AND she was empress of russia too#now elizabeth in the show is reduced to a grieving batty mother who works hard to maintain the status quo#none of the other women in the show outside of mariel have any interesting arc either
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I really want to get into Unicorn Overlord because that prologue slaps and it sounds like an interesting gameplay experience
but
the designs are just...
Camel toes, battle thongs and bouncing boobies that would straight up be from some of the worst FEH alts, furry baits (forget the sniddies, we have foxtits and... owl boobs...) and leg art that would make Duo!Doro look tame in comparaison.
What to do...
#real life#not issues lol just musings#french names are a plus though where can we have another protag be named Alain ffs#watch as the next SRPG will have a hero named Emmanuel or François#also the redshit double standard i want to play to see if it's just redshit or if the game plays it better#carlyle sucks but when it's woman carlyle suddenly it's sad uwus galore and i wish we could recruit her? Dudes#i know it's redshit but damn#but i like the other designs#and the game mechanics in the overworld map#like you have to help rebuild cities who were destroyed and talk to NPCs who are around#and they react to plot events#after the BK duology I miss NPCs#let them be relevant or just flavor text#they are here and exist
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My boyfriend (a straight, cis man) just told me that he watched Glass Onion yesterday after I recommended it to him, and then had the AUDACITY to ask me how I know that Benoit Blanc is gay and Hugh Grant is his live-in boyfriend?
Like???? The sky is blue, babe, just gotta open your eyes!!!
For the record, Benoit Blanc: 1. Wears those funky little suits with stripes and patterns and the little scarves. Have you ever seen straight men wear anything that fun and fruity? Or accessorize said no-fun outfits? No, you haven't. 2. Avoids Birdie, a conventionally attractive woman, heavily flirting with him, like the effing Bubonic Plague. 3. Takes long baths in the tub with cute little rubber duckies and soap. FRUITY. 4. Has NO REACTION other than a polite little cough to getting liquid shot down his throat!!!!! 5. HUGH GRANT IS IN HIS HOUSE COVERED IN FLOUR! JFC THEY'RE NOT JUST ROOMMATES!!!
#benoit blanc#glass onion#knives out#daniel craig#Honestly I have no idea how straight men think#is subtext a foreign concept#is this how it feels to have all your ships be explicitly announced in media???????#how have you never waited for years for crumbs of interaction#honestly I ship Destiel subtext is my life#also johnlock#merthur#wolfstar#Bechloe#THE LIST GOES ON!!!!#like you gonna tell me satosugu isn't real just because they don't explicitly call e/o boyfriend?!#ffs i shipped helen and peg in this movie for a hot minute THAT is how deep into the subtext closet i am#sigh
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Sigh I just want to have more time for myself 😭 I want to keep writing my ff
#Vent of the day#Seriously my work life is on fire rn#Instead of writing my ff and having a good time i have to rewrite my cv and a few motivational letters in order to find another job 🙃#Uuuugh I know ff isn't as important as real life but rn I want to escape from here and go on an deserted island and finish my ff#My damned slow burn ff going at a slow pace#*crying noises and some swear words in all the language I know*#WE BALL THO WE BALL
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You helped me realize that my bed was part of the reason my partner and I have been so sore lately. We are going to get a new mattress soon, and I really appreciate all the tips on what to look out for when buying a new one. Thank you for your public service and all the good you do in the world.
Literally everything I could wish for what I spread into the world is people thinking critically about whether their bed is still serving them well.
#ask ffs#bed talk#technically I also wish to spread sex positivity and queer love stories#but mattresses are just such a huge impact on your whole quality of life and most people forget they exist#my greatest joy is my beloved asking their patients how old their bed is when they come in with back pain#that’s real love
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Friendly reminder that if you don't like something just, scroll away or block the individual who posted it. No need to be snarky and mean spirited in the comments, being rude is just, no, don't. Also statements like 'I'm retracting my like', ok? You're not doing me a favor by leaving a like (also did someone force you to like the post in the first place? Why would you leave a like if you didn't like what you were seeing?).
Be kind, if you have something to say please do so but don't be a jerk about it.
Also use your brain.
Thank you.
#getting backlash for drawing that one jar meme/reference wasn't in my 2024 bingo card#I understand why that joke wasn't for everyone but chill#they be acting like I'm forcing them to see my post#also this 'pure/clean' internet culture is ruining the brains of people (especially younger ones)#real life isn't all black/white. we mostly exist in a grey area#use your critical thinking instead of spreading hate#there are also things on the internet actually worth your negative energy. again if you don't like something just leave ffs#not art#text#me complaining#like Jesus#critisism is acceptable but it has to be constructive
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boomers: "no one wants to work anymore!"
people in FF XIV: "yeah so we have this FC house that we run as a cafe business, you can find our menu online, all the fake video game money from it goes towards our airship and gear set crafting for raids <3 <3"
#almost like people are fine with the concept of work#they just wanna work on things that matter to them and make them happy and fulfilled#how is this a hard concept to grasp#who cares if it's 'just a video game' or it's 'fake'#capitalism is fake fuck you#also am i able to be a cat girl in real life??? didn't fucking think so LMAO#ff xiv
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ykwhat i'm not surprised that such a large portion of tumblr users are instantly falling for whatever blatant zionist propaganda they see. for so many decades the occupation of palestine has been deemed too "complicated" an issue to be addressed in basically any popular media, and media is the extent that the majority of people on here engage with politics. Half of the they/thems ive seen share israeli government propaganda are anime blogs and fandom blogs in general
#like these people have never read a book or even a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE about this and its so obvious#its..fine to be ignorant about real life events and history. if you dont have enough spoons to take that in or whatever#just don't fucking talk about things you don't know anything about ffs
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I'm having such a shitty day and such a shitty week overall :(
#Like seriously my personal life is bad recently#And I got triggered every fucking days on selfshipping space#Which are supposed to me my safe space or whatever#I'm not even gonna talk abt last week to not trigger anyone but ffs#All im doing is crying like a baby and skipping classes#That kind of moment where u wish ur f/os were real so I could get a bit of comfort at least idk :'(#Plus my birthday is this WE so that's worse#And I wanted to do something for my loves but I can't move aaaaaah#The holidays will save me trust#Vent
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I think the real thing that upsets me, as someone who fell in love with the Avengers and the X-Men before I even realized it was an option for them to exist in the same place at the same time, is that "Two superhero groups that hate each other because of a history of writers contriving conflicts between them in the hope of Being Deep and/or creating drama" is way less fun that "Two superhero groups that do nearly the same thing but actually have two very specific specializations and have to balance working with each other in something between 'professional esteem' and 'disdainful rivalry'," which is one of the funniest ideas on the freaking planet.
Like, yes, it's frustrating that it creates a fandom space where liking one group implies disliking the other group. It's frustrating that it results in my favorite characters being mischaracterized over and over again to force a conflict. But it's even worse that we could still be having dorky super hero banter between two teams instead of just one and we keep getting robbed of that in favor of threatening the X-Men's existence.
What I'm trying to say is that Wolverine being an Avenger should be a scandal because Scott is offended and shocked that the Avengers think Logan would be more useful in a world-ending conflict than he is, not because one of the Avengers said that mutants don't deserve rights and another one of the Avengers is heading up a government initiative that forcibly discloses the identities of people with superpowers to the world.
#x men#the avengers#cyclops#wolverine#captain america#iron man#part of being a comics fan is learning to just roll with it#but that doesn't mean I'm not annoyed#I'm just sick of infighting#let the heroes work together ffs#stop trying to make the world complex and nuanced and grey#and let me watch someone ACTUALLY evil lose#not just people disagreeing on how to do a good thing hating each other#maybe once we've figured out how to vanquish the obviously evil guy in real life#we can go back to arguing about who has the objectively correct approach to goodness
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Perspectives is very interesting. It shows things from their side or viewpoints.
For example in the FF7 universe, we see Cloud and the other dislike Shinra right away because of how the government is bad along with the use of mako which ends up hurting the people more than it helps.
However, Barret forms AVALANCHE and is willing to kill innocent bystanders when destroying Shinra's Mako reactors. He eventually feels guilty for this as his goal evolves from that and saves the planet to give the people he cares about a future.
However, those who don't know that Shinra is bad see it differently. Zack for instance is in SOLDIER because he wants to do a good thing. He wants to be a hero and is told that the reactors and Mako help people such as the beginning with the war against Wutai.
As he goes through his journey, he eventually learns that Shinra has done some messed up stuff and experiments. Zack does all he can to stay in his beliefs and wants to help Angeal, Genesis, and then Sephiroth. However, he was unable to.
After the Neibelheim incident, he tries to leave Shinra and wishes to become a mercenary.
From an outsider's perspective everyone must be bad right? That's not exactly the case. They don't know all the details so they believe it's for a good cause or purpose. Zack was unaware of what all Shinra did. He didn't know that some of the reactors blew up and the Shinra blamed the people, such as with Barret's village.
Perspectives could also be seen in a lot of things, Cait Sith is also like this. At first he is a spy for Shinra, but then he ends up letting them spy on Shinra and believes they're not exactly wrong either.
In general if you apply perspectives then there could be cases where not everyone believes they are doing bad but good.
#aitsu heart#aitsu heart thoughts#not kh again#I feel like when I am saying too much about ff lately#ff7#perspectives#ffvii#Zack fair#barret wallace#cait sith#ff7cc#ff7ccr#ff7 crisis core#ffvii crisis core#Perspectives can be applied in real life during wars#like some people genuinely don't know it's a war or they believe they are doing a good thing#Some people believe they can help others
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