#real cop

[bittersweet-mojo]

old people should be shot

[timpaxew]

The funniest thing about psych is that he’s using his very real superpower (eidetic memory) to pretend to have a different, cooler, superpower

[1eos]

'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay

[annotatedgrief]

took a bunch of screencaps of happy foreman but it turns out that he had a parasitic ameba 😔 can't have shit in this house

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[flumpermergen]

I just realized that whole stunt of Ratio pretending to backstab Aventurine was just the hsr equivalent of pretending to fight in the ikea furniture displays like an old married couple.

[chronicowboy]

one thing i think is missing from the show atm is how well they used to do the calls that would resonate with the main characters and influence their decision making in that episode. and it's not like they've forgotten how to do it because they did it with chimney and the brothers in the well call (if a little heavy-handed). it's more like. idk. because the synopsis for confessions said something about the divorce call opening up old wounds and we, rightfully so, thought it was going to spur eddie into dissecting the reality of his relationship with shannon and finally coming to terms with it and then it was just a silly ha-ha he sneezed his guts out LOL call where the old wounds were his and his wife's which. is just such wasted potential. and it's just. they're missing so many opportunities where they could have used calls to further the story or they chose the wrong story to further (looking at you hotshots plot) and idk it's so frustrating and i'm hoping the midseason finale car crash disaster will maybe lean into that with all the different victims. but yeah. it's just such a missed opportunity.

[poyameows]

I want to play different routes on Disco Elysium but the idea of purposely being mean to characters and not trying to help everyone in the game makes me want to cry.

[crehador]

filed under “you couldn’t waterboard that out of me”

[mychemfan]

Nothing can drown out the sounds of my vibrator quite like three cheers can

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[treasureplcnet]

assorted bodies doodles (transcript of that messy relationship square under the cut due to my handwriting/incoherency)

TAKE THESE W A GRAIN OF SALT i am like 90% joking:

hillinghead -> hasan, and vice versa: immediate mutual respect

hillinghead -> whiteman: he's incredibly smart, deceptively cunning but very kind. but he is also so annoying oh my god--

hillinghead -> maplewood: "please someone explain science fiction to me"

whiteman -> iris, and vice versa: two friends secretly think of the other as the sidekick

whiteman -> hillinghead: annoying him is quickly becoming a favorite pasttime

whiteman -> hasan: will not admit it but he wants parenting tips from her

hasan -> whiteman: has slipped a parenting book to him

hasan -> maplewood: deja vu about their future weirds her out a little, but she trusts her

iris -> hillinghead: fond of him from the time they spoke in the prison. enjoys fucking with him

iris -> hasan: SHE'S THE GOAT

[reality-detective]

I have no idea if this is real or fake 🤔

But it is funny 😂😂😂

[avocadoraisin]

hes desperate or something idk.....

[angrycommiedyke]

Can't stop thinking about the cop chase scene in this episode compared to what Agatha imagined in her head. She really though of herself as a this super detective running after the thief and get him (thanks to Mrs Hart being a bad driver), while Sharon Davis actually catch Teen on purpose in REAL LIFE. And Billy omg, the way he stops running and apologizes, asks if Agatha's okay this is so chaotic i love it