#random thought of the night

[euthymiya]

We deserved a nation in teyvat based on Italy so that we could have a character who’s theme song is Salvatore by Lana del Rey and the fics would hit too

[smokedtoast]

idk why but i can see kratos hitting that doobie with freyr and the two just have the most intelligent and deep conversation before randomly busting out in tears

[cauldroninthecrystal]

What if the Krang siblings swapped roles?

Like…

Kish —> York

York —> Keerah

Keerah —> Kish

[telleroftime]

As much as I would love to buy official copies and translations of manga, nothing beats reading author's notes of fan translations. They really are fangirling in real time.

[ivy-core]

just because im a dog person it doesn't mean im not a cat person

[let-the-voices-speak]

Am I falling in love with the one who could break my heart?

- Break My Heart By: Dua Lipa

Yes. If you're falling in love then your heart being broken is inherently a possibility. That's part of what love is, the ability to hand your heart over to someone and trust them not to break it. Even if you only give a few pieces at a time.

You don't have to let go of the fear necessarily but you have to accept that it's a possibility. They could break your heart, but without that risk, without that trust, what is love?

What is love without trust in another person to an extent beyond your normal level? So, if you're falling in love then yes, you're falling in love with someone who can break your heart. Otherwise it's not really love, it's not genuine love if they're not able to hurt you. If they can't hurt you, you haven't let them in enough to be able to call it love.

[l-reads]

Random thought I had:

Since vampires need to be invited into your house if they want to come in, how is it with apartment buildings?

Can a vampire technically get into any persons place they want as long as they were invinted into the fron door of the building, like:

Vampire wants to get to one specific persons place and rings on like every doorbell they can. As soon as someone answers the vampire claims to be a friend of someone living there or a plumber or something, to be invited in by some stranger. And then they can just go to the person they actually wanted to get to no matter if they answered or not.

[cauterisen]

schmiko scmohomiko

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

[saccharinecoffee]

anybody else wanna make out with neil gaiman?

[lackadaisicallizard]

James accidentally knocks on the wrong door when going to pick up his tinder date.

He wasn’t at all nervous to meet John (or was it Tim?), but when he sees the sharpest, most beautiful grey eyes paired with a confused facial expression and more than a hint of annoyance, the butterflies burst to life.

“Does Jeff live here?”

“Who?”

“No one. No one at all”

[flamingpudding]

Little Snippets #2

Danny was having a shit day. The kind of day you would wake up and just know things would go so wrong that just rolling over and continuing to sleep would make it somehow better. Alas Danny had gotten up, which to be fair sleeping in the rafters of an abandoned warehouse didn't give much choice, and his day had gone down hill from there.

Which was why he was currently laying in an dirty alley one leg over a tumbled over trash bin his other on some trash bags that did not cushion his fall. His elbow tingled with that weird pain when you hit a nerve and he was pretty sure he had now more than just a cracked rip. Seriously, he hated that he had lost his transformation midair and crashed down because the damned GIW somehow got their hands on Vlads taser technology.

But the weird part was that wasn't even the worst or best part.

Danny dizzily stared at the old man that stood between him in all his fallen glory and the GIW agents. The old man stood there straight well mannered a paper bag, his apparent shopping in one arm and a hand gun -an actual hand gun, Danny had to do a double take to used to the laser guns from his parents and the GIW- pointed at the agents.

The old man said something about having different morals and that he wouldn't hesitate to shot as well as regretting not having his shotgun right now, but honeslty Danny was kind of too shocked to really listen to what the old man was saying.

Seriously, maybe Danny should still have just rolled over and continued to sleep in the warehouse rafters. But he had to admit the old man was kind of badass.

[jacuzziwaters]

I can cook. I can clean. Tell me why I ain't got no ring.

[bluerosefox]

Playing Dead AU Guyyyyyyssss

I just had a random shenanigans idea...

Now hear me out.

You know those murder mystery parties right? The ones where people get together, an actor plays dead, and the groups have to figure out who did it.

Well what if.

Danny takes a summer job as the body/actor of the victim for those parties and actually is commented on being the best 'very lifelike dead body' actor and hey at least his 'medical condition' (halfa) is finally being useful for something (besides you know, fighting ghosts) he can even go hours without moving (or breathing) once he's dead so he doesn't ruin the immersion for party goers.

Anyways, what if he gets a job for a rich people's party, you know something novelty for the wealthy to have fun with, maybe it's the Wayne's hosting a party or maybe someone else and they invite the Wayne's. And the company he works for sends him to Gotham. He gets there, helps set up the clues and the other actors, etc etc.

Then the guests start showing up, Danny acts like the star of the show he is and then the lights cut out, he screams (very realistically), and 'dies' before the lights come back on. As some players come up to inspect his body however he doesn't notice how some take his pulse and actually fully think he's dead.

Point being, Danny is the 'dead' body for the murder mystery, goes to Gotham for a gig, 'dies' and the batfam think they have a legit murder happening.

[beccawise7]

Like you belong there...

~beccawise7 💜🖤

[l-bluebirdblues-l]

Is an orphanage just a thrift store for children?