Things I think should be radio rules at my store that apparently aren’t cause everyone keeps doing them
No whispering over the radio, it’s not quirky, it’s just annoying
If someone doesn’t answer after the 3rd call, don’t keep trying, call someone else
Don’t purposely throw your radio at a keyboard
Fighting over the radio isn’t a good way to handle a coworker argument, the whole store can hear you
Don’t hand someone a radio with the volume turned all the way up and not tell them it’s all the way up
Don’t put your radio in a place where it might accidentally turn on…like the bathroom…never again please
Don’t leave your radio somewhere then ask for a new one when you can’t find the old one
Learn the store emergency codes for the love of god
If you just heard 3 people call one guy in the past minute, he’s probably still busy with them, call someone else to help you with your problem
If the big boss is in make sure to answer or he will call out you and your entire department one by one (still sorry for that grocery, I just needed to know the price of bagels)
Don’t take your radio to a different state, didn’t think that one needed to be said since we are nowhere near the state boarder, but apparently it does
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Why would all of my fictional crushes absolutely hate me if they met me. Like I would be so psyched and they would just be like “get this weird autistic child away from me please”
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This world needs more queer people running around with radios and going to the range and shooting guns and (legally) blowing shit up in their yards, we can't let Trump-supporting mildly racist hillbillies have all the fun
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Everyone thinks that the one who owns Alastor's soul is Lilith, but I don't know, I think there's another candidate, there's only one who could properly control an evil like Alastor, the most evil being in the universe
God
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"Suave sugar big bad daddy Alastor" is the reason I ignore most of charlastor and radioapple content, it's laughable how absolutely the same a lot of works are and even funnier that a lot of people from both groups dislike the other ship lol
my GOD, you're right 🤣 for two ship groups that don't like each other, they sure do use a lot of the same tropes.
i'm sorry i just can't see Alastor being a big bad suave sugar daddy. 🥲 Where's his whimsy? Where's his goofy silliness? Cannibalism can be sexy, but you know what else is sexy? Being a clowning little freak.
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I might edit to make an art master post to go along with it but..if you search tags on my page, I usually post under hazbin hotel fanart.
Also, if you're looking for headcanon stuff, I post under the tag: My Alastor rp headcanons
Finally got around to this!
I really don't have too many, honestly, but I figured I better do this just so y'all know I'm approachable at least 😂
If I think of more, I'll add it.
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I am very funny please laugh
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Will never relate to people who get upset at game delays or the thought of there being less tv shows during a strike or a band not making enough music
HOW ARE YOU NOT CONSTANTLY OVWRWHRLMED BY THE VAST QUANTITIES OF MEDIA OUT THERE
How do you not have 3000 untouched games on steam. Youre caught up on every anime? ALL OF IT? ALL THE OBSCURE 80S OVAS??? GO WATCH SOME FRENCH FILMS!!! Go watch one of the trillions of youtube videos - you mean you havent seen 2527r8393.mp4 yet!?!?!? You have already listened to every song? You've heard every Finnish or Greek or Azerbaijani song ever made???? DOWNLOAD 8GB OF WEIRD WALKING SIMS AND VISUAL NOVELS OFF ITCH.IO!!!! GO TRAWL THROUGH ARCHIVE.ORG (IF ITS STILL AROUND)!!! DONT YOU ALSO HAVE 100 HALF-READ BOOKS AROUND!?!?!
If youre not hyperventalating at the thought youll never see every single cool thing in the world before you pass (like i constantly am) then you havent looked hard enough!!! What is it like to hear that a game you want to play has been delayed and NOT breathe a sigh of relief because you already have 5 unfinished games you started in the past year HOW!!!!!
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