#raccoon hat lore

[morning-star-joy]

clip of the raccoon hat lore when wife @cowboycyns and I were playing RDR2

[nichet-crochet]

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[cherryfennec]

Bad End AU lore question, do the other know that Super Dimentio is both Luigi and Dimentio?

If they do, can they tell who's in control? And how do they feel about them/what's their dynamic? I'm guessing Bowser prefers Luigi just because of how annoying the clown is

I'm also really curious about the Shadow Queen, is it like Super Dimentio with the queen never letting Peach take control, or is Peach completely dormant since it's possession and not a fusion? (If i remember the game correctly)

And how does Luigi feel about it? Having to hang out with an enemy wearing his friend's face?

This is going to be a long one, so long I've put it under 'read more'. Alright, here goes!

1. For a while no, they don't know!

When they initially meet, Shadow Queen literally has no idea who this is, she does recognise the poncho though. The only thing that's clear to her then and there is that this person is connected to the thief, she just doesn't know exactly how yet. However Bowser does recognise the mustache and the hat, saying it's the brother of his old enemy who's named Luigi.

And that's how it kind of stays for a while. They know him as just Luigi.

Soon enough the weird behaviour rears it's head. He starts talking to seemingly himself, changing expressions and voice tone, contrasting the one before, on the spot during discussions, tolerating something and then suddenly acting malicious towards it. Fighting with himself even, you'd be just doing something and he appears for a split second slamming himself against the wall then vanishing.

Peach certainly figures out what's going on. From there forward she manages to overhear Dimentios name and also confirms that the thief still has the Chaos Heart. While Bowser is aware of the strange behaviour and everything he can't quite name why it happens. He explains it to himself as the brother simply going crazy after the disappearance of Mario.

2. There are two ways to tell who's in control at the moment. The first one is what helps the most often.

Body language. Observation is key, and luckily for others Luigis and Dimentios old habits die hard.

Dimentio is loud spoken and likes to make jabs at others. His tone is most often sly, which also shows on his face with a sharp grin and squinted eyes. His gestures are more elegant alongside the general way he moves. He still prefers floating to walking and uses magic for the smallest of inconveniences. If any of these traits are present it's most likely Dimentio that you're looking at!

Luigi's more soft spoken and doesn't speak in 'riddles'. He tends to have his eyes fully open and his expressions, like his smile, are generally less exaggerated. He's the type to walk and jump everywhere, not relying on magic because he 1.never needed it before and 2. still perfectly can't use it. He tends to hunch over and has a tendency to trip. If you're not being currently insulted and belittled in the weirdest way imaginable, congrats! You're talking to Luigi!

This isn't always very reliable buuuut sometimes this can happen:

The default tint of the eyes is white, its when they're acting in mutual agreement. The tint is more blueish if it's Luigi. However when it's more of Dimentio speaking there's a chance for this hue to alter to purple and yellow. As I mentioned this is a bit unreliable because it's already hard to notice in the first place since its such a slight difference and lighting can mess with how it appears.

3. Peach likes to exploit others for her gain, and she quickly learns that getting something from this one won't be easy. Trying to trick a trickster such as Dimentio seems like an impossible task, a raccoon and fox trying to fool eachother basically deal. That leaves Luigi but guess what, not that much better with him either. The 'brother of a fallen hero' is smarter than he looks, albeit a little more open minded to small suggestions. She overall has a slight preference towards Dimentio though, she finds him very fascinating. And that's exactly why he tries to ignore her when he can pfff

Bowser definitely prefers when Luigi acts like y'know, Luigi. Just like you said, he finds the other one annoying. Bowsers relationship with Luigi is overall weird, while he's very irritated by the clowns antics and wouldn't mind shutting him up for good, he can't help but feel some sort of sympathy. These two have a bit of history, whether it be direct or more because of Mario, and it just might be enough to make Bowser not absolutely despise him and have at least a smidge of patience and understanding.

4. As you mentioned yes it's possession, and not a fusion. Peach's mind, unlike Luigis, is dormant. Some of her behaviours can shine through but it's mostly remnants. If you're curious I'll just say it as a fun fact: if you managed to somehow rip out/get rid of the Shadow Queen from the body, Peach would come back like from a long nap. You can probably imagine how'd she react to everything that's happened while she was gone... yeah...

5. Not fun. Since only Luigi knew who Peach was before, all the attachment comes from him. She has gone from someone he could talk to about everyday life, meet up to play normal games while not risking his health and just have an overall great time with, to a person who he's sure would dissect him on a table if given an opportunity. He's not wrong.

He still calls her Princess despite her insisting on Queen. He does it as a memento of the past, while Dimentio calls her Princess just to make her even more upset.

[fluffygiraffe]

Eotu Awki Lore!

Eotu Awki is a Tanuki/Raccoon dog made completely of Grape Yogurt through and through! But that doesn't stop him from spreading joy throughout multiple universes through Magic Shows! And some... Other ways. If they want, of course.

Backstory!

██████ is an Imaginary Being (The same species as Gorf!) that was brought to life by StarDust sprinkling onto ███████'s head, but unfortunately, his creator didn't need him anymore. So, having magic abilities such as being able to alter reality temporarily with his hard plastic wand and having a hammerspace in his hat, he had the great idea of performing magic shows in a theatre, which also doubled as his home! Fortunately, everybody LOVED THEM! He was a hit with small children and adults alike!

But after years went by, people stopped coming to the shows. Slowly, he began to learn about the most horrid, terrible things the world could offer, and he hated it. Before he could act, he was ███████, completely destroying his left arm and lower body. So rushing back to the theatre, he used his wand to bring himself and said theatre to a void-like area. To save himself, he used his magic to turn himself into something that doesn't exactly classify as alive. He became █████████, something no sane Imaginary Being would wish upon themself.

Such a bad experience causes bad emotions, but due to his new state, he begins to bubble and melt due to this. His body was unstable and weak, so any bad emotion could simply cause him to turn into a puddle if he wasn't careful. So, to regain his powers and stop his risk of death, such bad emotions were used as food for his wand. In such a rush, he had accidentally caused himself to forget his name. But hey, at least his new rubber wand could calm him down and help him forget his problems for a little while! What a wonderful little thing, is it not?

After many years of loneliness and nonsensical thought, he had a sudden urge. Out of the blue, he had an urge... to perform a magic show? So, after pulling decorations and balloons that felt just right from his hat to decorate and waiting behind the curtain, suddenly, somebody came through. Somebody that needed a cheering up. And he performed. And he wasn't lonely, even for a little bit.

From then on, he performed magic shows for the sad of the universe, only to send them back home afterward. But after a while, he had gotten bored. He knew his shows were only temporary, but what could be permanent?

Therapist? No, he has no license. Pharmacist? What's a medication?

Soon, during one of his shows, he wasn't exactly succeeding in making his guest happy. But then, he had an idea. Using his wand that he had only used on himself all these years on this person, they became happy. They looked different, acted different, and felt different. But most importantly, they were happy.

They stayed with him for a little while longer, giggled and clapped happily with him, jumped with joy, and played with him! It was amazing! They actually wanted to be his friend! And they didn't seem to care about the harsh realities of life anymore as well! In fact, it seemed they didn't know they existed at all.

Although our little Tanuki friend was tired after using this ability and it was also temporary as well (so he had to send the confused guy home when he was in quite a daze after a quick explanation), he had new thoughts. Better thoughts that didn't hurt to think about. Solid thoughts that made sense.

He had a new goal, an actual goal. Get to an actual universe to transform it and make everybody happy inside it.

And with that, he discovered he had a new name, a perfect name, one that would, no, WILL be loved throughout lands. Eotu Awki.

End of the Universe. As we know it.

~

HEEHEHEHEJFGDSGYFSHJF HE'S EVIL >:) But good! We don't know. I don't care. I love him. Time to post Wand Affected characters.

[grandplaidrascalpurse]

Thank you all. Thank you for what we’ve been given. This is just a nostalgic relief. Despite everything, they all come together. They all won. Because outside of the lore, they found each other and are coming together

And the universe said I love you, because you are love.

Thank you, my fellow chatters. My crows and my particles and my raccoons. My bees and my doozers and my roses and my little froggy hats.

And all my friends here, you are my L’manburg. Thank you, my L’manburg.

With so much love, Fuck you @sootings. And thank you

[agenericarcadebot]

[Out of Character Pinned Post!]

[the old one didn't explain much]

"What is this blog about?"

This is a roleplay/ask blog for Ruin in my AU! He's silly with some dark lore, identity issues, and fully innocent unlike in the show. This blog is also a game of choices, and all actions have consequences, whether good ones or bad. The story will progress with or without input through what I call "events", which are things that happen around Ruin that cause him to post the things he does. He's very vague and gives little to no detail on what goes on, but you can always ask him to elaborate.

(more below the cut ↓)

"Are non-sams roleplay blogs allowed to interact?"

Yes, always! Sams is all about dimensions and Ruin himself isn't even from the main dimension. Roleplay blogs of any kind are allowed, just keep in mind that you don't actually appear in the main dimension (aside from special cases, such as @blip-cluster needing to communicate through the cabinets)

Ruin is always looking for more friends or people to talk to.

"Will there be a way to sort through posts?"

Yes, soon. I'm thinking of tags to better categorize his posts. This was originally supposed to be anonymous so I didn't want to add any tags or anything that would give me away, but I've told pretty much anyone who keeps up with this blog who I am, so you can easily search through things soon.

"Magic anon?"

Absolutely. Torture him if you'd like. I mean with. With fun things don't pull an Eclipse—

"What does the colored text mean?"

The colored text is based on his eyes. He's still a fusion of Sun and Moon, but... Well... I think that's a question for him.

Blue text is for his blue eye, usually tied to fear or stress, and isn't "Ruin is sad so he's speaking in blue text."

Red text is for his red eye, usually tied to extreme emotions or heavy stress, and isn't "Ruin is angry so he's speaking in red text."

Green text is for the virus. Does it show up? Possibly in the future. It's up to the players to figure it out.

"What about names and pronouns?"

This is a bit tricky as the name will likely change over the course of the blog, and pronouns are up for debate as well. But currently the character goes by "Ruin", and uses any pronouns he's assigned. He typically uses he/they, so anything else would probably surprise him, but he wouldn't stop you.

"Who is Egg?"

Egg is Ruin's plush. It was originally supposed to have a proper name, butttt I got a bit bored of needing "names that mean something for the lore", and decided eggs would be funny since it's my comfort meal.

Egg was originally a Moon plush but its head got torn off by a raccoon that a magic anon summoned. He found an extra Sun plush that was already quite worn down and wouldn't be missed as well as a small doll hat, and someone stitched it back together for him.

Feel free to ask Egg questions, it's Ruin's favorite plush, and I assure you that he'd love talking about the little stories he's made up for Egg.

(And maybe there's secret Egg lore, I'll never tell.)

"What's the lore like?"

Well, buckle up, and I'll tell you the story.

Ruin was infested with the virus for the longest time, and when confronted by Moon with the cure, he was fully cured. He was shoved to the side and took to life in the arcade, fixing cabinets and getting better by the day, singing and performing to a crowd of nobody but himself in his room during his free time, and avoiding the cabinets that "smiled at him"

He eventually made the blog as a sort of escape, where he met his friends @eclipseoftheapocalypse and @eclipse-cluster, and eventually @blip-cluster as well. He also encountered some magic anons which summoned plushies of Sun, Moon, and his friends. Moon eventually became Egg as mentioned previously.

His mood only gets worse as time goes on, but the reason why is a reason the players will have to find out for themselves. There are many things that contribute to it, not just Moon's distrust.

"Admit it. You named the blog after a reference."

Yeah and what're you gonna do about it? Get a snack at 4am, probably.

Ruin's blog name, "agenericarcadebot", is a reference to the store in GASA4 (Get a Snack at 4AM, a game on Roblox. Absolutely recommend it), which is named "A Generic Convenience Store." I thought it would be funny. Also he's self-deprecating, so it fit.

(Special thank-you to my friends who are currently keeping this blog alive. I have so many plans for him and you guys keeping up with it makes me happy. I was scared you guys would get bored with it the second it was no longer anonymous, but seeing you guys' reactions to things he says makes me happy. I made this blog so I could see people smile, that's the whole reason, I made this blog so people who like Ruin could interact with him and have a good time. I'm glad that the original purpose wasn't retconned the second I revealed myself. So thank you, and I love you.)

[agentbuggy]

//OLD OUTDATED LORE AND BUGS

Alias: Phoenix, Buggy

Full name: UNKNOWN

Nationality: UNKNOWN

Place of birth: UNKNOWN

Date of birth: September, 6, XXXX

Age: 16

Height: 5’5

Pronouns: she/her

Zodiac: Virgo

Taste profile: Sweet, sour

Status: Alive

Description:

A strange young girl found hiding in a dumpster after trying to run away from Zoraxis agents. Doesn’t seem to have a family and tends to be extremely social and outgoing, usually sometimes prancing some of the people she knows, depending on who it is. She is very trusting as well as being a bit too much gullible at times. She can be pretty mature at times and can actually be serious when there is a time she needs to be, but she usually is pretty goofy most of the time. Some agents before she gained the name Phoenix has called her Buggy since that’s how she would refer to herself, when asked for her real name she keeps telling everyone that Buggy is her name. She has brought a lot of bugs into the buildings, sometimes they would escape and get into other offices. She has also brought in creatures like squirrels, possums, raccoons, dogs and cats into the building as well. She would sometimes try to do things or help others with tasks but sometimes ends up creating a huge mess, most of the time she would end up getting hurt and rare times people have gotten hurt, she goes out of her way to make sure others stay safe when something goes awry

While she sometimes talk to other agents she never really gained any friends until just recently, after transferring here on September she finally started reaching out and interacting with other agents after 5 years of keeping to herself.

She barely listens to orders at times when out at missions and somehow gets herself into trouble almost all of the time in and out of work. Tends to taunt whoever is going after her, gaining great amounts of joy whenever she successfully gets her pursuer extremely annoyed. Likes to gather “souvenirs” from her missions, mostly some kind of hat of any kind and also loves to cause fires and explosions everywhere she goes, the agency had to ban her from using lighters almost everywhere in the building except for her own office.

After surviving both the death engine and peacemaker, her face has somewhat mostly burned off from the explosions, her arms has formed purple vein like scars after over exerting her telekineses too far, though she was easily able to recover pretty quickly somewhat. She also have many other scars on lots of other places in her body, though no one knows where they came from or why she has them and she doesn’t like to tell at all, she has bitten and set people fire who have forcibly tried to pry.

Tends to think outside the box and can be quite clever when dealing with tricky situations. Always puts others first and herself second, she hates seeing people die no matter what evil they have done, even going out of her way to try to save John Juniper from his mask with her telekinesis, resulting to her getting zapped and having to let go of the mask causing Juniper to get electrocuted from his mask and fall to his death. After that day, while she doesn’t show it, she is deathly terrified of Zor.

[talesofsonicasura]

Uncle Leon AU

A completely crack idea that everyone should have the chance to indulge in, whether reading or writing it. I recently got into Resident Evil and my gremlin ass thought about the potential Leon Scott Kennedy has. Our dear protagonist who debuted in Resident Evil 2 has a complete mystery of a family tree.

Leon is an orphan as according to RE Lore, his family had gotten killed due to being affiliated in a crime of some kind when he was a child. This immediately came to mind upon realization. Mr Kennedy looking into his family tree for any potential members. And thus the idea right here. Leon being an uncle or grunkle to certain characters.

I got at least two examples to put into perspective on how CHAOTIC this can be. Whether it involves an Infected(Plagas/C Virus/Mold)!Leon, is up to you guys but I can throw my hat in as well.

Trolls and Health

Yep. Starting with Tales of Arcadia specifically the Trollhunters section cause why not? Leon's gonna be Toby's relative as I figured he needs more familial support. Plus him trying to be sneaky around our secret agent sounds like a fun challenge.

For this, Leon is infected with Las Plagas Post RE 4, my version to be precise. (Picture for one of his forms and behavior here.) The standard design people usually use just doesn't intrigue my morbid curiosity hence the personal version. Luis will always live whenever I write something RE 4/Post RE 4 related. (The timeline has been adjusted to fit when Trollhunters take place so Leon is about 27-28.)

Anyway, Leon has been living on the run in Spain alongside the scientist after the events of RE 4. He had Ashley lie about him dying as he was scared about what the government would do if his mutated Las Plagas parasite was found. Luis stuck by Leon's side since he feels responsible for this whole mess and helps the agent manage his new infected status.

Both are contemplating their next potential hideout as the government have gotten interested in the rise of 'dragon sightings' or Leon's War Mode. There been at least two close calls so far much to their dismay. Suddenly Leon gets an email from his yet to be shut down email account.

A message courtesy of Toby asking about the two meeting up in Arcadia after a Ancestry search. Luis convinces Leon to take the kid up on his offer as Arcadia Oaks is known for various tall tales and any dragon sightings would be ignored. If his Las Plagas comes out then the thick woods can provide enough cover for him to hide and wait out a feral episode.

Thus the two stowaway on the next flight to the United States. Now it has been at least a few days since Jim became the Trollhunter so Toby warns his friends about a potential visit from his newly discovered uncle. The Raccoon City incident is known to them as there been a troll settlement nearby and news travels fast as trolls tend to gossip. Some evacuees had taken shelter in Arcadia Oaks before the bomb hit.

Leon and Luis are pretending to be married as neither thought of a proper cover-up for the scientist's appearance at Toby's house. (Serrendy shippers are welcomed) Now both men are currently staying there since they haven't found a proper house(hideout) yet.

Leon immediately grows suspicious at Toby and his friends' strange behavior especially when Gnomey is living in the house than just the cats. He has heightened senses thanks to his Plagas. Although Team Trollhunters are just as suspicious of Leon and Luis too.

Both cats come out of the bag around the same time especially since a potential cure for Leon can be found in Arcadia. And a certain Redfield is sent to investigate the strange happenings in town. Plus the silly antics especially when Leon has a feral episode around Toby the first time.

Our loveable chubby fellow would definitely bribe his infected uncle's Plagas with Nougat Nummies or have AAARRRGGHH!!! get some tree sap if it's a War Mode episode. Plus Toby getting carried like a kitten by Leon is both funny and cute to me.

Chitin and Fur

We're going for the Sonic route here as this what spurred the thought into life in the first place. Leon is a relative on Tom's side and stumbles across the Green Hills sheriff upon looking up his ancestry. Now G.U.N. functions separately from the branch of the government associated with Resident Evil as a whole.

They know partially about Raccoon City and DSO/BSAA have little on the "Green Hills Devil incident". I think I gonna have Leon show up just a few months after the events of Sonic the Hedgehog then him returning to Green Hills infected a few months after Sonic 2.

For the infection, it's split between Las Plagas and C Virus. I'm heavily leaning towards C Virus as I wouldn't have to adjust the RE timeline much. Plus the risks of Leon alongside Sonic, Knuckles and Tails being discovered by the RE branch has my attention more. It also gives me extra set up potential as our agent would be the driving force to Sonic's vigilante actions in the beginning of Sonic 2. Plus the C Virus incident throws enough shade on the movie's final act as the president holds more weight than anything.

For the first half involving Sonic 1, Sherry is the one to recommend Leon to look up his family tree. She figures maybe relatives outside of the whole agent life would help better than his alcoholic tendencies. One search later has Leon send an email to the Wachowskis about a visit.

Sonic, of course, is curious about Tom's recently discovered relative. They look up his name and weren't expecting to see him on the 'Raccoon City Survivor's list'. News of the incident hit Green Hills quite hard as some residents had family in the city during RE 2's events.

This leads to keeping Sonic out of Leon's sight as Tom and Maddie are worried about the man's reaction. Both figure the agent's stay was for therapeutic purposes with the sheriff being his only family left. Now at first, Leon doesn't think anything is off.

Sonic only triggers his intuition twice but the man brushes it off. Crazy Carl is what got Leon on edge when the agent comes across the man at the local bar. Wade offered to take him for a drink and the loveable man did his best to throw any suspicion about Sonic's existence off.

It is when Leon finds one of Sonic's quills in the house does he investigate once Tom and Maddie leave for work. We get a reenactment of that fateful first meeting from the first movie as the two finally meet. Although the person who gets a tranquilizer dart to the leg this time isn't Sonic since the hedgehog frantically calls Tom five seconds later about shooting uncle Leon in self defense.

You can bet your ass things are awkward for a week but thankfully end with a certain agent getting some personal healing after bonding with his hedgehog nephew. Then Leon gets infected by a variant of the C Virus and is on the run. He hears about something happening in Green Hills which leads him to run over.

Now Leon is mutated enough that he has to completely cover his body but oversized clothes can conceal his inhuman appearance. The problem with showing up at the Wachowskis home is only Knuckles and Tails are there. Sonic had left for a check-up with Maddie while Tom was at the station finishing some paperwork.

The two heard about Uncle Leon but received no warning of an impromptu visit. Knuckles opening the door is enough to spur a fight since both believe each other are a threat. Tails messaging an emergency text thankfully saves Leon from cocooning as the Echidna was using lethal force at the time. Everyone had been warned to not hold back against an infected individual.

Sonic had stopped Knuckles cause he realized the 'buggy man' was a fully sentient albeit slightly feral uncle Leon. Tom and Maddie are naturally horrified to see the state their relative is in alongside the story he had behind his infection. From there, the Wachowski household took Leon in as he had nowhere else to go.

Tails does his best to help with his uncle's Infected status by creating viral inhibitors until a cure can be found. They did contemplate using the Master Emerald but Leon disagreed. A scientific cure wouldn't put such powerful artifacts in danger nor his family in a greater one. Plus it could benefit any C Virus infected survivors if they're like him.

Now everyone has to be careful as Leon cocooning could put them at risk. Both in exposure and the man potentially going berserk due to the mutation. Despite this, he does cocoon twice as one incident leads to Helena showing up in Green Hills.

She had been on the lookout for Leon as she caught a glimpse of him getting infected in the final battle. Claire alongside Chris follow behind albeit their respective reasons are different. Helena aims to put him out of his misery, a decision fueled by trauma, while the Redfield siblings seek to capture him alive in hopes of curing Leon.

This does lead to both groups getting more than they bargained for as Team Sonic run into them. An incident that leads to Leon's interference and the huge future clusterfuck amongst both branches of the government. To any wondering, yes, our dear evil geniuses have met before.

Albert Wesker and Eggman hate each to the point they would dance on each other's graves. Pure archenemies with enough bad blood for lethal sabotage. They, of course, foiled the respective attempts which led to the split between government knowledge.

Anyway, that's all I have for now! Until next time folks, continue to thrive in the wake of Raccoon City and I'll see you at the crossroad between Green Hills and Arcadia.

[ognimdo2002]

Red Panda – Red Cuddler

The Red Panda (Ailurus fulgens), or Lesser Panda, is one of the species of carnivorans found in mountainous forests from Central Asia to the Indian subcontinent. Later, DNA analysis suggested that red pandas might belong in the bear family. However, later genetic research placed red pandas in their own family: Ailuridae.

Distribution and Habitat

The red panda lives in Nepal, Sichuan and Yunnan provinces in China, the Indian states of Sikkim, West Bengal, and Arunachal Pradesh, Bhutan, southern Tibet, and northern Myanmar. The red panda's maximum global habitat size has been calculated to be 47,100 km2 (18,200 sq mi). This habitat is in the Himalayas' moderate climate zone, where the average annual temperature ranges from 18 to 24 °C (64 to 75 °F). It has been observed at elevations between 2,000 and 4,300 meters (6,600 and 14,100 feet) throughout this range. The red panda prefers steep slopes with dense bamboo cover close to water sources. It lives in temperate broadleaf and mixed forests as well as coniferous forests. It is mostly arboreal and solitary. In addition to fruits and blooms, it primarily eats bamboo shoots and leaves.

Conservation

The species has been listed as Endangered on the IUCN Red List since 2015. It is protected in all range countries. Their main risks include poaching, human meddling, and habitat loss and degradation. The total number of red pandas has reportedly decreased over the past two decades by 40%, according to researchers.

Lore

This is the only member of the Ailuridae family; the family consists of the red panda (the sole living representative) and its extinct relatives. The red panda was first formally described in 1825. The two currently recognized subspecies, the Himalayan and the Chinese red panda, genetically diverged about 250,000 years ago. The red panda's place on the evolutionary tree has been debated, but modern genetic evidence places it in close affinity with raccoons, weasels, and skunks. It is not closely related to the giant panda, which is a bear, though both possess elongated wrist bones, or "false thumbs," used for grasping bamboo. The evolutionary lineage of the red panda (Ailuridae) stretches back around 25 to 18 million years, as indicated by extinct fossil relatives found in Eurasia and North America.

The red panda's role in the culture and folklore of local people is limited. A drawing of a red panda exists on a 13th-century Chinese scroll. In Nepal's Taplejung District, red panda claws are used for treating epilepsy; its skin is used in rituals for treating sick people, making hats, scarecrows and decorating houses. In China, the fur is used for local cultural ceremonies. At weddings, the bridegroom traditionally carries the hide. Hats made of red panda tails are also used by local newlyweds as a "good-luck charm".

In western Nepal, Magar shamans use its skin and fur in their ritual dresses and believe that it protects against evil spirits. People in central Bhutan consider red pandas to be reincarnations of Buddhist monks. Some tribal people in northeast India and the Yi people believe that it brings good luck to wear red panda tails or hats made of its fur.

In Turning Red, the story follows Meilin "Mei" Lee, a 13-year-old Chinese-Canadian student who transforms into a giant red panda when she experiences any strong emotion due to a hereditary curse from her ancestor in ancient China. Sun Yee was the ancestress of the main protagonists, and she was the poet and the member of a hybrid from the Assassin Order and Templar Order, the real enemies of Conservationist Hunters, the peacekeepers of planet Earth that either hunt or preserve creatures or people from extinction.

Reference

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Red

https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/red-panda

https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/news/red-panda-bear-and-more-red-panda-facts#:~:text=Red%20pandas%20were%20first%20described,in%20their%20own%20family%3A%20Ailuridae.

[einsteinsugly]

Michael Christopher Kelso (born August 28, 1959), the Familial Lore…

He's the son of John Fletcher Kelso III (born 1930), and Eileen Victoria Casey (born 1932), and is the third of seven Kelso children…

John "Jay" Edward Kelso IV (born 1954): Description further down. Casey George Kelso (born 1956) Michael Christopher Kelso (born 1959) Kimberly "Kim" Maria Kelso (born 1961): The only Kelso girl in the family. Like her mother Eileen, she's big-boned and heavy-set. Charles "Charlie" Fletcher Kelso (born 1966): His conception brought the Kelsos from Kenosha to Point Place (where their mother Eileen grew up), since the house in Kenosha was too small. Aaron Samuel Kelso (born 1971): He's deaf, hence Kelso's knowledge of ASL. David "Davy" Thomas Kelso (born 1973): Called Davy because of Davy Crockett. Loves westerns, and loves wearing a little raccoon skin hat.

He's Scottish via his father, and English and German via his mother. His dad's side are the snotty intellectual types with a notorious lack of common sense (stares at Betsy). The Kenosha Kelso branch, Kelso's second cousins, are prime examples of this.

John Christopher Kelso I: Descendants of the other branches (other than via his eldest son John) are known as the Kenosha Kelsos. John Christopher Kelso II: Married Madeline Fletcher, and had only one child. John Fletcher Kelso III: Kelso's father. He was spoiled rotten in Kenosha, but he felt lonely as an only child, so he had a bunch of children with a Point Place native, Eileen Casey (Kelso's mother). He and Eileen lived in Kenosha until Kelso was seven, and they moved back to Point Place. John "Jay" Edward Kelso IV: Kelso's eldest brother, and the only smart Kelso of the bunch. He works as an economist for the Chicago Tribune. The nickname Jay predates Jay from the T9S AU, and I headcanon that T9S Jay's full name is also John.

Meanwhile, his English Casey (hence Casey's name) side is well-known for cousin marriage. And, well, for not being all that bright. His uncle George was mentally impaired, and shouldn't have been allowed to enlist in WWII, but he did anyway, and died in on the European front. His uncle Edward "Eddie," the father of Kelso's cousin Samuel "Sully," lost two fingers in a fireworks accident. He still does some great fireworks shows on Fourth of July (hence why I'm getting into this lore in the first place).

His German side is well known for giving everybody two middle names (his grandmother's full name is/was Maria Victoria Adelaide, the one who loves/d God and bingo), which Kelso thinks is "regal and fancy."

Credit to @jackieburkhrts for Madeline (I forgot, sorry).

[benis-chillin]

Sonic Wolf 6 Profiles: Jack the Wolf

Well, this blog's recent glut of pornbot followers are about to get a shock.

So basically, part of the reason I wanted a Tumblr is to have an outlet for fanfic stuff. I just don't think Twitter cares that much, even if I do try to promote it there.

But of course, I needed to let some context and backlog build, so it's only NOW getting fanfic posts.

Nobody will care about these except for me, but I still want to post some behind the scenes and lore stuff about my ongoing Sonic fanfic series: Wolf 6. It's free, and it's for fun, just like all of my fanfics!

So, why are they called Wolf 6? Because I suck at naming things and couldn't think of a better name.

I might do some stuff on the individual stories if I don't feel that the character stuff intertwines with it enough, but some of this stuff(like my Shadow Android storyline I wanna do at some point)needs the full context to build. Now that "Now and Then" is out, though, I think some focus posts on the main three(I've been thinking of dubbing them "Team Wolf," but that sounds kinda uninspired)and their Wolf 6 teammates are finally ready to go, starting with the patriarch of this bizzaro family, Jack the Wolf.

Name: Jack the Wolf

Age: 21

Bio: Jack was a fairly normal wolf before the Eggman War. A master chef and overall positive person, you would never think that he'd be one for war, much less leading a team into fierce battle. However, during Infinite's first strike, he lost the love of his life, Sarah. After that, his entire personality shifted. He became cold and distant, donning a facemask and goggles to hide his emotions on the battlefield, leading the Resistance Unit, Wolf 6, on the toughest jobs. Now retired after the war, he lives with Cyber and Raccoon in the Mystic Ruins. In battle, he uses a Void Wispon, and also wields an energy blade gifted to him by former teammate Edge, which can easily sweep through Badniks for a short period after unsheathing, or can be swung to absorb enemy fire, and send it back to them in a large wave.

Please stifle your laughter at my oh-so edgy OC.

So Jack has an interesting creation history. You see, he was the OC I made when I first played Sonic Forces, which yes, is where I make all of my Sonic OCs. It's cheaper than hiring an artist that I can't afford(and to be clear, they deserve that money I don't have. I just don't have the money).

His look developed naturally as I played the game, with the black and white battle suit, accented with yellow here and there. His face mask and goggles giving him a mysterious visage. The only thing I added when he became an actual character was the cowboy hat to make his look more complete.

But of course, this just begs the question: Why a wolf? And why is he red?

Because the wolf avatars in Forces have the ring attract ability, and red is my favorite color. That's literally the only reason. May have thought subtly of the Gadget OC config, but I don't remember.

Anyway, these pictures actually omit a small detail that's in the stories. This happens a lot with the Forces OCs, so get used to it.

Basically, he has a black utility belt, Batman style, and a sheath on his back for his energy sword. I've used MS Paint to highlight the general shape of these details in red.

Ah yes, you may have noticed the energy blade. Basically, I felt that purely having him wield his Void Wispon(chosen because Void is my favorite Wisp)was very bland and not Sonic-like, especially since a theme of Jack's character is that he's just a regular dude caught up in all of the weirdness of Sonic canon. He wants to spend a lovely evening with his cyborg girlfriend and adopted feral child, but he needs the power to keep up in a world of super-sonic hedgehogs and egg-themed despots.

Anyway, the energy blade stays fairly short when not energized. It's barely even sharp. However, it lengthens when energized and activated(for short bursts, to keep it from being TOO OP), displaying a rainbow effect similar to one of the pictures below. That effect is because I thought it would look cool in the non-existent art of it in action.

But of course, that's him in battle, how does he look OFF of the battlefield?

He's naked, that's what.

(Btw, don't take that wrist launcher and those shoes as canon. Forces limitations)

(Also, Jack is DEFINITELY a fuzzy slippers guy)

As mentioned before, Jack's just a normal dude with deep-ass war trauma trying to live his life as normally as possible. He doesn't want to wear anything special. Heck, the only reason he started wearing the battlesuit was so he'd always be able to make the sacrifice after what happened with OnePunch in a scene depicted at the beginning of "Those who left us behind." I think this first death is where he started clinging to any sense of normalcy, to the point of not wanting to kick Edge off of the team when it was obvious he needed to be kicked off. But of course, that's just some internal logic, so it may read differently to you.

For those curious, here's what he was wearing in that scene.

And while we're here, here's a reference mock-up I made back in the day of the outfit he was wearing in the third story of "3 Tales of the Chaotix."

Fun fact, in the original draft of that story, Cyber gave his ass a playful smack before winking at him. I toned it down in the final edit, but I figured I'd mention it here so y'all would know that I'm not COMPLETELY asexual.

Anyway, a recent retcon to Jack's civilian form is facial scars and a damaged right eye. I avoided this in the initial version of "Prototypes," since I didn't want to come off as an edgelord, but as a writer, I've grown to accept the fact that I am, in fact, an edgelord, so scars he gets in my signature MS Paint fashion.

Also, I chose to damage his right eye because I'm missing my right eye IRL. I think he can actually see a bit out of his, though. It at least perceives light to some degree.

He also gained a new permanent scar on his right arm and hand from the final battle in "Those who left us behind," btw. I'll try to bring it up in story at some point, but for now that's just lame-ass Tumblr lore.

And so, that's Jack. If you read through this all, and decided it interests you, here are some story links:

The full Wolf 6 collection on A03: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2802334

A Tumblr textpost made to promote Then and Now: https://www.tumblr.com/benis-chillin/698601893325389824/a-regular-run-of-the-mill-ambush

Alright, I'll see you guys next time I decide to upload these for best girl, Cyber the Canary! Take care!

[reddpropaganda]

It's interesting how like,,, mythical/mystical? creatures in the ac universe, as far as we know, are rare to come by. Nook and the twins are the only tanuki, and Redd is the only kitsune for example.

Now, there might be a fair population of them around living life same as other animals but we just don't see them.

But what if instead mythical creatures in the ac universe are regarded with suspicion and stigma and treated like second-class-citizens? And that's part of the reason why Tom Nook had it so rough growing up?

We don't really see mythical species because they're living out of slums and struggling for work as other animals think they're scary or strange.

Cue the only other business partner he could find was another yokai-- Redd. And that's why they became friends, having shared a mutual experience with prejudice. It's implied Nook has a past with Sable as well, and they grew up in the same town together. It's then revealed her parents died when Mabel was still very young.

Was it from overworking or a work related accident trying to keep their three daughters taken care of? If so, it's a tragedy to see Sable copy this pattern of working tirelessly at her machine, and... not much else. Even ignoring customers to work as her social life suffers.

Perhaps poor, working class animals and mythical animals are kinda put into the same boat when it comes to classism and so, are more likely to be empathetic of eachother. But Tom Nook leaves for the city anyway.

Was it more openly discriminatory there?

If this is any indication to think so.

That's why Nook takes in Timmy and Tommy. Because without him they,, don't really have a fighting chance out there. It's rough for mystical creatures. He couldn't leave them there in good conscience. Redd can't seem to stick to a legitimate gig and is constantly poor. Himself, broken by the harsh realities of city life.

And what happened to Timmy and Tommy's parents???

The world of Animal Crossing is supposed to be this peaceful utopia land where bad things don't really happen-- or is that only what we're supposed to see? It's odd that both of them are out of the picture and that no other living relative could take them in?

Did they mayhaps leave young Timmy and Tommy someplace they knew the successful Mr. Nook might find them in hopes that they'd be adopted for a chance at a better life? Is this why, despite having no blood ties to him, they're referred to as his "nephews"?

For Tom Nook hasn't forgotten his roots. He still feels a kinship to other tanuki and knows their struggle. He still speaks the old language and respects his ancestors.

He's promised himself to look after these children-- not as their parent, but for the misfortunate parents who had to give them up. He doesn't see himself as having taken their place, as it's likely they're still alive somewhere and could someday be reunited.

Strangely coincidental is that only Tom Nook, the Able sisters, and Redd are known to have had "rough childhoods" compared to all the other animals we see breezing through life, able to afford cushy housing who are financially stable enough to relocate at the drop of a hat with the biggest worries on their plates being "do I wanna do (leisurely activity) or other (leisurely activity) today?"

Joan, the old turnip seller before Daisy Mae, talks about Redd like this:

And yeah, we all know Redd in particular is "untrustworthy," but... why she just start being racist against all foxes in general ajsjs.

(Which, mind you, he's a kitsune in the Japanese.) So she's really saying "don't trust those damned kitsune."

And look at this:

"Wears a raccoon suit." Which sounds like a roundabout way of saying "he's not really one of us, but just looks like it" since tanuki appear like regular raccoons.

The wiki interprets it as "oh haha they think he's a human man in a raccoon suit that's funny" but like,,, why would they think that. What behaviour, displayed by Nook specifically, would be "human-like" when they all act like humans? They'd all be accusing eachother of being humans in animal suits. So that doesn't make much sense.

Maybe that's why Isabelle and himself are his only employees. Because most other animals just aren't that willing to work so closely with a tanuki. He relies on her, not out of choice, but obligation as there's so few options. That would make her a pretty good ally™ in this case.

I adore their dynamic! Since in folklore, dogs are loathed enemies of tanuki and they kinda flipped that on its head in a nice way.

Speaking of Isabelle, her and her brother, Digby are the only different dog breeds we see-- aside from the mysterious K.K Slider, (a Jack Russel) and the only animal with hands. Maybe they're the only few in the world but are able to get by blending in as others obliviously believe they're regular dogs with weird ears or something.

Shih tzu have mythos attached to them as well in which they're able to turn into giant tigers when threatened sjdjs, so maybe Isabelle receives some of that flack and fear, too?

In fact, villagers describe her as going "Isabellistic," framing her irrationally when they "break a window," something that could reasonably incur anger.

Does it imply villagers can be callous and rude because they have no sense of consequence from living such privileged lives?

I hate reading so into the lore of such a happy, soft game but ajsjs I also love seeking the depth and angst™

[soupbabe]

I think it was me ? Can I get the crusaders x reader who is a huge nerd and talks about ethics and morals often and video games and if they aren't talking about that they're quiet but when they get closer to the reader they're really loud and huge dumb ass, really sarcastic too and keeps their chill personality if they have to but their secretly really hyper and a child? Platonic for Joseph ofc

Stardust Crusaders x Smart (ish) Reader HCs

Yet again my personal favorites shine through in this 😔 also these are kind of a mess? My bad

Joseph Joestar (Platonic)

You were like a saint to have around on the trip half the time

You had a vast knowledge of the countries the group traveled to and without you, chances are he would've offended many people if you weren't there to correct his language

You didn't mind hanging around Mr. Joestar, he was funny and a good leader. He had that vibe to him that made it very easy to open up to

On occasion you would have to room with him and it usually was a night filled with dumb jokes (from the both of you) and Joseph telling you stories from his younger years

You would interupt during some stories, putting in what you would've done or general opinions

"That Kars person, you said that he could transform any body part he could. Does that mean he could've been like a Catboy?"

Y/N what the hell are you talking about.

Don't tell the man who lost a hand to a god that his enemy probably would've looked cute in cat ears.

Jotaro Kujo

You were seen as the "smart kid" at his school. Decent grades, teachers liked you, go to tutor, etc

Jotaro just knows you as the person who gives their detailed notes to him when he skips out on a lesson

He didn't pay any attention to you until one day from accross the school courtyard, he heard you seriously talking about a "demon" haunting you to your friends

You even brought it out, but turns out no one else but Jotaro could see it

That was the beginning of how y'all became friends, mostly thru Star being curious and poking around [stand name]

Beep bop boop Egypt time

A lot of your time in Egypt was telling Jotaro about how in the different countries they'll be traveling to, they'll be able to find different kinds of animals they wouldn't usually see in Japan

Jotaro actually enjoys your constant ramblings about the stuff you like, even if he doesn't really care too much about your nagging about how rude he treats people who really don't deserve it

his nicknames for you include "nerd" and "dumbass" but he means it in an affectionate way I swear

He really finds it cute when you have your dumb moments

He had to hide a smile behind his hat when he saw your reaction to the baby in the Death 13 arc

You had no idea that babies could open their eyes until a complete full year, similarly to how kittens can't for about a week

Noriaki Kakyoin

You both enjoy talking to each other a lot

I fully believe that you two's version of "flirting" is telling each other so many things you know to impress each other

Once you were able to open up to him more, he definitely enjoyed laughing at your dumb moments

Sometimes Kakyoin would question if you're actually alright when he finds out how dumb you can act sometimes

Y/N that's a raccoon not a puppy???

You both enjoy talking about video games together so much

Imagine staying up late talking about the lore of your favorite game and Kakyoin providing his own theories with you omg

3am Fnaf lore with Kakyoin 😳?

You both stay up all night trying to hack into Kakyoin's Gameboy and Kakyoin loves seeing the smile on your face when it works

Muhammad Avdol

He loves you so much its unbelievable

It was like you were made for each other tbh. You still had a lot of things in common with him, but your more laid back and careless side was still able to get him out of his comfort zone

He doesn't mind a reckless partner, but it's not too much that he feels as if he's taking care of a child instead of an s/o

He loves discussing your views on things and how your experiences led you to your current beliefs

You both give book recommendations to each other <3

But he'd be lying if he said that seeing you go wide eyed at various jewlry at markets and you mumbling "shiny" under your breath wasn't the cutest thing he ever saw

He sometimes teaches you how to do fortune telling and he's a very good teacher too

Positive reinforcement with kisses bby

You definitely proved him wrong when he said "There's no such things as stupid questions, ask away darling"

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

He would tell you that he was a man of philosophy just to get your attention, but would barely hang on to it when you start a discussion about it

It's not like he's stupid, but when you get to the details of things, he gets lost

Constantly praises you for being so smart

Loves hearing you ramble on about anything. Yes he isn't knowledgeable about video games, but it's hard to tell you to stop when your eyes light up when you're passionate about something

You both constantly get targeted by the enemies for goofing off together

But it's okay Polnareff would always be there for you and it's not like you're weak either

You just have poor fighting stragedy

When you and Pol room together it's so lighthearted and fun

You also fell for Cameo's genie like stand with him

You both agreed to split the wishes

You wished for your favorite animal to be your pet. You're a simple person with simple wishes

You both got so disappointed when it turned out it was a stand all along, both mumbling and complaining about how stupid it was

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

The. Literal. Sun.

Plasma...

S p a c e

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT

The void. It shall consume ALL.

A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die

Also some ink, not related to the typewriter

Also some words, I wonder who'll use them

A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat

The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple

Anyone order some coffee?

Ooo, an author

The literal embodiment if of fanart

A fork, nom noms

B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 

Soap

Soap(for hair)

Toothpaste

🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃

Towel

Bath mat

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

Bubblebath!

One (1) bath boi

Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)

Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)

Nevermind, there's already a parasite here

Mirror

Door!!!

Some curtains

A denim jacket

Blackout

Rainbow

✨ Magic ✨

*Tree poses to assert dominance*

Coconut

(obviously me)

I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?

Tost

Hummus. dip tost?

Criss Cross applesauce

Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo

Mmmm océan s o u p

Some poison, a great addition for my soup

Smol bean

Potat

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Bird (brain)

Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)

An axolotl!

Ferret

*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon

Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)

Rat.

Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)

Nya~

Edgy Nya~

Tripod of dog

Brain

Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)

A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left

Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?

The almighty binch

The titanic

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

Dumbass

Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)

A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)

ADHD

Ominous

Anonymous

Anxious 🥺👉👈

Some edgy bastard

A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)

1 Dapper boi

Sarcastic

nice

All smiles and sunshine

HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)

Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)

~Petty~

Idiot

Disaster

Chaos and Order

Comebacks

'vanishing'

Defences

Threatened

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Wtf shower thoughts

Another shower responder

MORE

Just shower responses... responses

Response shower

NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)

Mmm, showery

Penny for your thoughts?

Hello darkness my old friend...

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

Haywire!!!

furry OwO

A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous

Gay is stored in the ass

Gay

Trans

*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here

Enby

Hahaha gender go brrr

Lesbian

Lesbian-thot

Lust

Someone who thinks it funny to clown around

Joker (derogatory)

Haha straight

Dead inside

Some supervillain idk

News. Literally a shower news style responses

r

I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal

Isaac newton?

M megamind?

Fiftieth

Crackhead

Some Phoenix Wright kinnie

What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?

Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian

Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower

Mined crafts uwu

Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*

GOTTA GO FAST

Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha

Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP

Not puki

Nom noms

Dip dap

Kensa

B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........

Someone broke their space bar or something

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower

The magical deity of sleepovers

DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-

The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this

Txmblr

Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently

A child?

🟥

The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.

Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)

*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)

The theatre itself is here... Somehow

Ahoy-hoy

boo

REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*

Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now

Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa

Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?

We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies

Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)

So many responders so little time before the end of the world

If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank

There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose

WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)

So there's lore without me?

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*

Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud

There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj

If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row

I will commit crimes.

Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter

[hop-a-lot]

HC: Bidwell created a checkbox system for Saxton so he could put himself at ease when sorting out his paperworks , also it'd be funny if the mayonnaise man might refer to Soldier who stored his sour creams in one of Mann Co's warehouses, later on it was infested with raccoons and leading to the disposal of some classic hat cosmetics. (You can read it full on here)

I remember there even was an ARG during the early 'meet the pyro' update, which reveal the 'Poopy Joe' lore that ties with Administrator's secret plan, all of these happened during TF2 golden era where you get official contents and the enjoyable gameplay experience

Judging by Valve's current management toward TF2, it's possible that we won't be getting more of these henceforth :( if yes that'd be a miracle...

also more lore related additions I found it interesting:

A few pages illustrating Homeless Soldier harassing Spy after being kicked out from Merasmus's castle, with the layout resembling pages from a children's storybook.

Two photos of Administrator and Saxton Hale, along with the assistants were in a court for the company's Australium substitute scandal/ Poppy Joe incident during the Pyromania update, behind the photo is their recorded speech, parts of Administrator's statement had been censored.

Zephaniah's will and testament. Zephaniah leaves all of his property to Barnabus and Elizabeth, giving absolutely nothing except a piece of land to his sons, and the way he writes truly shows that he felt disgruntled towards them even in the last moments before he died. Also I find the relationship between Barnabus and Zephaniah is quite endearing..!

I'd like to obtain his garbage...

I truly missed the time when Valve would insert Saxton and co mini lore and interactions in some update pages, also they made Saxton and Bidwell almost sound like couple banter through notes and paper is so silly to me

[nyxation]

SBI + Witch-Hybrid Reader

C OR CC: Character

WHO: Sbi

PRONOUNS: They/Them

WARNINGS: Swearing | Character Death [Mentions]

Okay, so I imagine the reader has vitiligo-type skin, like patches of the grey witch skin ya' know?

Like it's grey and makes them look sick in some places

Reader could probably have one dull purple eye

Also, cats would probably be very attracted to them, like reader just come home one day with 50 cats and Phil doesn't even question it anymore because 'For fuck sake [Y/N] it's the fifth time this week and it's only Tuesday'

Also, reader can trade with villagers easier, they get the good stuff for less money (Techno using this to his advantage and getting items for insanely good prices) this armor is seven gold? nevermind one coal will do

Reader being a master at potion-making and enchanting, trying to teach sbi how to enchant, and just

none of them being very good at it

first off, Wilbur's just shit, okay he got bane of arthropods seven different times. Bitch what?

Tommy's next, he's also shit but not as bad as Wil, he only messed up five or six times, but he was like ten when you showed him so, you can't really blame him for being bad

Wilbur though he was like 16/17-ish so he has no excuse

Techno was okay, a lot better than Wil and Tommy, he got the enchanting down very fast, it was bane of arthropods but he got flame on his next try so reader didn't have to help him too much.

Phil was fine, he struggled with the inscribing but overall he did well (he already knew how to enchant but he wanted to support you and your passion)

Also reader with one of the big mumza hats with the veil on it, just, 6-year-old [Y/N] with a massive hat that they stole from their goddess mom, and it's way too big and keeps falling in front of their face

it probably still does, and the veil is so long it drags along the floor like a train, Tommy would probably steal it from you {like a raccoon}

[Y/N] being the cool aunt/uncle/Auncle/(other name for 'sibling-of-my-parent'), to Fundy and Micheal and taking care of them when Wil and Sally/Tubbo and Ranboo were away

or ftm![Y/N] giving Fundy their old binder (or sewing some for him), helping him bind, setting timers, giving him some of their hoodies, and just being there for him when/if he gets dysphoric

Okay so onto the lore,

If Reader joined L'manberg, they would probably be put in a safe, isolated area, not too far from the center but still pretty far

I doubt Wilbur would have told them about the war, so how did Reader find out?

Maybe it was when you intercepted a letter from Dream, a declaration of war, now that surprised you

Or was it when you little brother showed up at your house rambling a mile a minute about Dream, War, L'manberg

Wait did he just say he died?

You sit him down and start cleaning and healing his wounds while he re-starts his story, starting at the creation of L'manberg and ending with his death moments prior

"So Dream-"

"Shot me, yeah"

"And Wilbur-"

"Did nothing to protect me, no"

"... What the fuck"

You might just take a cannon life, you had always been a more peaceful soul, never really enjoyed the fighting Techno did, or at least not in the way Techno did.

You never thought it was very fun that was about to change

If Tommy hadn't stopped you, you might have just destroyed Dream, and every other person there, family or not.

Onto the election, mainly the results

I doubt Schlatt would banish you, especially since your a witch, he would need potions (which are like alcohol I guess)

So you'd probably leave a join Pogtopia, there would probably be a massive fight between you and the cabinet just so you could leave

They'd probably put you on house arrest, despite not fighting very often you were strong and your potions made it harder to get to you

So you were a pretty well rounded fighter

And they were definitely wary because of you relation to Techno

You breaking out and immediately going to Pogtopia

Wilbur being so relieved that his little sibling is okay

He puts you straight to work, helping ready the weapons

Forgetting that your now a wanted person

Okay, onto Wilbur's death

That fucked you up

Your dad just stabbed your brother and it hurt

Sure the explosion was a little far but killing him?!

Why

You really didn't know and didn't want to stay and find out

So you left, you ran far away into the deepest caves cuz who tf would find you here?

Ranboo

Ranboo found you

Somehow, this bitch is like 8 feet tall how did he fit in the cave

Anyway, he told Tubbo and Tubbo brought the (newly made) Butcher Army to your house, and since you were a criminal

You were supposed to be executed

You escaped before reaching L'manberg and ran to Techno's house

He had told you about Phil through an earlier conversation, he tried to help you

But you lead the army to his house, you also met Ghostbur for the first time

"Is that Wilbur?"

"Ghostbur actually"

"But is he Wilbur? "

"I guess, he's part of brother, like his soul almost"

"Does that mean Wil's with momma now?"

This definitely wasn't what the army expected to hear

"Your siblings?!"

"Yes!" "No"

"Don't deny it big brother, I'm amazing"

Maybe hitting the blood god whole you couldn't run wasn't the best idea you've had

But it certainly wasn't the worst

Ya' know what was the worst?

Breaking off the presidents horn during your escape

Now you were a criminal and a bad person

You and Phil made up and you hung out with Ghostbur

You were happy, Dream was finally put in prison and you didn't have to worry anymore

Your family was back - Broken and no longer the kids you once were - but back

Until Ghostbur dissappears during his visit to Dream