#quotes that made me laugh

[kirkypet]

Magrat had been gloomily unsurprised to learn that there was a precise class and gender distinction in falconry - Verence, being king, was allowed a gyrfalcon, whatever the hell that was, any earls in the vicinity could fly a peregrine, and priests were allowed sparrowhawks.

Commoners were just about allowed a stick to throw.

[If it wasn’t a big stick.]

Magrat found herself wondering what Nanny Ogg would be allowed - a small chicken on a spring, probably.

[quotingmyjourneys]

"What a wretched life I led! And yes, I knew. Of course I knew that there were innumerable things in this world incomparably much harder and more terrible than what I was going through right then. But just for that moment, I wanted permission to crank my unhappiness gauge to the max. I’d dial it back down, I promised to dial it back down right away. By the day after tomorrow at the latest."

— There's No Such Thing as an Easy Job by Kikuko Tsumura (Polly Barton, Engl. translator), first pub. 2015, Japan

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[tubbytarchia]

just doodles but I could not help myself sorry

[brionysea]

mike: i don't like women

dustin: you're a MISOGYNIST???

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Reader: *talking about their favorite TV show/podcast*

Vox: *smugly* Well it can’t be that popular if I’ve never heard of it

Reader: *mockingly* It’s not for old people🙄🙄

Vox: ….

[ratioaven]

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - My tits are awfully heavy, mind holding them for me for a while? 😏

Homelander - I think you mean my tits. 😈

(Y/n) - ...😐

Homelander - ...😅

(Y/n) - ...😐

Homelander - Please! 🥺

[etchif]

[caitlynskitten]

The girls watch Twisters

Glenn Powell: You don’t face your fears, you ride them.

Wednesday: I fear Enid.

Yoko: Me too.

Bianca: Absolutely.

Enid: Awww 🥺

[eldritchqueerture]

"What teenage girl did this to you in high school, James. And why are you inserting fanfiction about her into an article you stole instead of going to therapy?"

[quotingmyjourneys]

"For a moment, Mrs Masakado’s words passed through my mind – ‘for the present, I don’t recommend falling into a love–hate relationship with your work’ – but another part of me snapped back at her: Just shut up!"

— There's No Such Thing as an Easy Job by Kikuko Tsumura (Polly Barton, Engl. translator), first pub. 2015, Japan

[alienssstufff]

*yawn* goodnight (lying)

+other random slimeriana doodle (i dont know what to do for poses)

[thesargasmicgoddess]

I mean...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dearherondale]

Kaladin: “Hey, sorry to hear that you’re crazy”

Szeth: Oh don't worry, I bet the voices in my head are nicer than yours, Depression Guy

-Kal and Szeth trying to have a conversation, probably

[l3viat8an]

It’s summer and hot as Satan’s ball sack here the flys are buzzing and in my face all day so here’s a silly thing i thought of and wanted to share :p

MC:*claps their hands together in mid air killing a fly and shouting* HA FINALLY THE MOTHERFUCKERS DEAD

*cut to Beel standing in the doorway looking terrified and backing away slowly*

Once again tried to make it looks like your posts, hope it made you laugh :P

nonnie any chance you’re from the south?? Cuz that’s the only place I know where people say ‘hot as Satan’s ball sack’ casually like that helpsjsk it reminds me of home lolol

and plzzzz-

poor Beel!!! MC owes him an apology and a trip to Hell’s Kitchen to make up for such a traumatic event kshsjsksjs