#putting the monster back in monster high 💪💪💪

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Im cooking...

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I just watched space babies and Im gonna put some moments under the cut that are just so,,,

DOCTOR WHO SERIES 14 EPISODE 2 SPOILERS‼️ "Space babies"

-lets make this episode into one big exposition/lore dump so everyone knows whats going on

-RANI MENTIONED

-dinos <3

-ruby stepping on an actual butterfly and 15 blowing life into it again 😭 that was so stupid I absolute love it

-"One day this is wyoming"

-"Aha! Is that like a, uh, matter transporter like in star trek?" "hehehE! weve gotta visit them someday."

Im not even much of a star trek fan but I could totally watch doctor who with my star trek-autistic dad if there was a crossover. Also a crossover would be bangers.

-"Most of the universe is knackered, babes" fair.

-something about "the question is, why did I run?" "cause it was scAry!" "It was new. I LOVE meeting new things, so why did it give ME the shivers? I couldn´t run fast enough I was like 👏 WOOSH!"

I was like *clap* WOOSH!! (New stim unlocked)

-"So, this place, grows babies. What for? FoOd?" "fOo- who-whOT. FOOD? Theyre not tOmAtOes"

The way he said tomatoes is very special to me. As well as the general absurdity of that whole moment, actually

-giving her phone the space-time-signal boost!!! THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY TO SEE ON SCREEN AGAIN

-space babies. First I was a bit annoyed and baffled by the way he kept saying space babies but eventually he said it so often I just went "SPACE BABIES :D"

-ruby and 15 handling the space babies??? 😭 Man that was so pure

-maybe thats growing up queer and autistic but this line killed me

"Nobody grows up wrong.

You are, what you are, and that is magnificent"

Okay Im just gonna sit down and CRY because I really needed my comfort character to tell me this. Im not ready for it yet but I still need it. Ill get back to this once Im at peace with myself. To heal.

-"because I, am absolutely lovely, arent I? 🥰"

-"And do you wanna know my secret?

Theres no one like me in the whole, wide, universe. No one like me exists, and thats true of everyone. Its not a problem, captain pops. Its a superpower 💪 High five!"

-i absolutely laughed out loud and almost woke my father when ruby tried to calm the space babies and 15 kept scaring them.

"Theres no such things as the bogeman. That thing, was more-- sort of like, a, uhhh," "BOGEYMAN!"

-"That should recalibrate the whole shebang"

-abortion allegory got like super spelled out at one point and that was a bit awkward but I have no strong opinion on it, because the point they make still stands.

"Hang on. So, the planet down below will refuse to stop the babies being born, but once theyre born, they dont look after them??"

-the way jocelyn said 'because its terrifying" after 15 said "and WhY was I so scared?"

Also: "Yeah but Ive met a million ugly bugs, *I´m* and ugly bug, ThAt THIng, made me run, I just wonder why" youre not an ugly bug gorgeous

-"babies with a flame thrower?!" Was possibly the stupidest thing Ive ever seen and Im so happy cause that is exactly how doctor who works. Babies with flame throwers. Who even thought of that.

Also reminded me of the fact daleks had flame throwers at one point

-"The teaching software, it told a story!" "it invented the bogeyman!" "For the babies 🥺" "For the space babies 🥺" (i love them)

-snot monster

-it did confuse me how familiar they seem already. And that he basically gave her a tardis key before she even really agreed to travel with him. I LOVE them dont get me wrong but that felt too quick

-seeing mum at christmas <3

-"tell your mum not to slap me" someone has never recovered from jackie and sylvia

-ohhh dna scan

-probably something I forgot but:

Episode was fun. Too exposition heavy at times and structured differently from 'normal' who. But fun. And also super silly. And we LOVE super silly.

Space Babies. Space babies with flame throwers.

[skeleboys-askblog]

✧Here’s some of mod Scorpii’s headcanons for Calibri while I work on his designs.✧

(Also!! Me and Bee’s headcanons might not always line up with each other’s so we’ll be labeling them and tagging them with either #Scorpii’s headcanons🦂 or #Bee’s headcanons🐝 respectively!!! Ty :-)!!!)

✧I think Calibri would be a total deadhead!! He’s really into psychedelic rock and has a Grateful Dead hoodie he wears everywhere.

✧He definitely flunked high school really bad. He’d show up to class absolutely zooted at 7 A.M. and just coast through the day on nothing but vibes and the edible in his pocket. Papyrus made him at least get his GED afterwards.

✧He totally models his guitar playing after Jimi Hendrix, and Napstaton samples his riffs for his music.

✧That being said!! Calibri definitely has access to Napstaton’s official social media and posts the worst things imaginable on his professional account. It’s always like low res images of Goku with captions like “shidded” and then nothing else.

✧Calibri is the chill homie harboring an unfathomable amount of sadness.

✧Like, his inferiority complex has only gotten worse with age (He’d be about 19-21 in our future au) To be honest, he’s a total basket case that really wants to change, but is too scared to put in the effort.

✧He brings a “we should all quit” vibe to the work place that managers don’t really like.

✧Expanding on that; he’s been fired from pretty much every single job he’s had until Napstaton gave him a job at his record store/radio station.

✧He previously worked at a movie theater and helped kids sneak in to shows through the back, but eventually got caught.

✧Calibri can give you solid music recommendations based on your vibes alone and he’s got a 99% success rate.

✧He asked Trajan to be his trip sitter one time, but as soon as the shrooms hit he got terrified of Trajan’s four eyes and locked himself in the laundry room.

✧He and Hapstablook love to cook together!! He also cooks with Sans too, but it can get to be a really exhausting couple of hours trying to wrangle him into actually cooking the taco meat. So Calibri really values his time with Hapstablook cause it’s usually just a very sweet and calming experience.

✧The bandana in my new design for him is from his uncle Sans 🫶 he has like, a million and wanted Calibri to match with him.

✧He’d rather die than cut his hair.

✧Calibri’s style now leans more into a hippie-punk kinda look, mainly cause he aligns himself with most of the ideals of both subcultures.

Here’s my sketch of his new design so far!! I’ll have a more confident piece for him, this is just a lazy slap-together.

He’s got on that stupid Grateful Dead hoodie and a battle vest full of patches of all his favorite artists.

Never ditched the chucks! He still rocks with his converse- and his fingerless gloves.

He doesn’t tie his hair up as often anymore, but he does dress it up with that bandana that I mentioned!

His tank top underneath has a Misfits logo on it 💪

And that’s a crazy ass monster boof from the Hot-Lands so who knows what’s actually in it.

-Scorpii

[just-a-venomous-kinnie]

Hajime x Oc pt.3!

Ok so I have a big finale planned! ( coming after PT.20) and MAY do a season 2 where I come up with random scary stories but for now, we'll keep it to season 1.

The talking Mary doll

You already know what pov💪

The group of teens find their way to school. Satsuki stops to blow her breath to see it turns to fog. She makes a comment about it being cooler than a witches coochie and Leo says that his father told him there was a high chance of snow.

Satsuki makes a comment about the guys having 'shrinkage issues' while Leo interjects that it only happens in pools, not cold weather.

" James 1:14, each one is tempted by his own evil desire but I think your skirt is helping him out slutski- I mean Satsuki" Momoko says.

" you are just jealous of my Mary Hearts" Satsuki says to her.

" I'll tell you what, if i was a girl and i had an ass your size there's no way I'd wear a micro mini in fact id probably wear moo moo's" Hajime says before Satsuki kicks him in the face. Just say that happens, Najimi comes running down the street.

" Sorry I'm late guys! I had to fix my hair cause this shit did NOT want to cooperate! I was this close to putting my bonnet back on and going to sleep" Najimi says,

"Wait I thought only black people could wear those?" Leo says questioning her.

" What do I look like? White?! God damn your blind for a boy with glasses" Najimi yells at him while twisting her scarf.

" oh good grief where'd Keiichirou run off to.. Keii- Get back here do you know how many child molesters there are in Japan!? Satsuki says, Yelling at the boy. He beckons her to come look at what he found around the corner.

The group all come to find him standing in front of a doll sitting on the trash. Momoko makes a comment about it not being a bratz doll and Satsuki makes a remark about it being dirty and old like Wendy William's. Keiichirou asks if he can have it, to which she says that it's not right to pick thing up that people have thrown away and that she wasn't going to have an ( R-Slur) Gay brother.

Cut to after the kids go to school and go home.

Najimi's 3rd person pov

Najimi sits in her room while reading over an d manga she owned while talking to Momoko. Flipping through the pages she tries not to listen to Momoko read her bible scriptures.

" You know, the only reason you probably have friends is because you're somewhat up to 2019's standard of pretty" Najimi says irritated.

" Whatever do you mean? You're just mad that you're getting edged by a damn anime book that the two main characters just won't fuck in if their lives depended on it" Momoko says on the other end of the phone.

" it's a YAOI for you're information and why can't they just hurry up and get it over with already?! We all know Fujisaki has a crush on yuri let's just get to the fuckin!" She says, flipping through the pages.

" Poor homosexuals. I truly feel bad for your damned souls. Forever to burn in the fiery pits of hell for your crimes against nature" Momoko says, distraught.

" Oh shut the hell up. A murderer can repent to get into heaven but I'll burn simply because i like coochie?" Najimi asks

" If that's how the lord intends-" Momoko says on the other side of the phone.

Najimi hangs up and throws her phone on the dresser while still flipping through pages.

Next day, Same 3rd person pov

Satsuki goes on about the Mary Mary doll and how it was being taken care of by her dad. She looked hella sleepy, like she hadn't slept in two weeks. Hajime says that she should've let Keiichirou keep the doll. Leo played with them and he didn't turn out to be a fag was his point.

" Personally, I don't fuck with dolls anymore. After watching the boy that one time, I'd say to just fuck the dude and get rid of the doll. But if it was a monster high doll, that's a different story" Najimi said while leaning back in her chair.

" I remember you black girls always went crazy over those dolls" Leo said looking at her.

" THE FUCK YOU MEAN BLACK GIRLS--" Najimi said walking over to Leo hitting him on the head several times.

While Hajime was laughing at the sight of Leo profusely apologizing, Satsuki was called to the office. The group turned to the speaker and looked at Satsuki.

" Hopefully it's not the dean. Her big tittied ass nearly sent me to a prep school because of a food fight i set up 3 weeks ago" Hajime said looking at Satsuki.

Satsuki's 3rd person pov

Satsuki walked into the office when a teacher said that she had a call. She took a breath and picked up the phone. It was Mary Mary again, in fear she slammed the phone down. Soon all the phones started to ring so Satsuki burst out the room. Leo and Hajime asked where the fire was but didn't get an answer as Satsuki kept running away.

Leo, Hajime and Najimi follow Satsuki to the roof. Hajime asks if he was gay while Leo asks if he was kicked out yet.

" My dad's not homophobic but I'm not tryna have a little brother so don't send his gay ass to my house" Najimi says walking up to Satsuki.

Satsuki explains that it was mary mary and that she was trying to kill her. Hajime yells at her about needing therapy till she snaps back at him saying she doesn't need it. Someone calls Leo and tells him to put Satsuki on the phone. It was Mary Mary and she was on the roof with them. Satsuki has a breakdown while the group huddle together in fear.

Mr.Sakata finds the kids and says that her dad got into an accident and that she needed to go to the hospital. The kids run to go with her while mary sits on the roof.

Skip to the hospital

The kids run to his room, Satsuki and Keiichirou run to him in tears. Mr.Sakata talks to Mr. Miyanoshita about running his mouth to the kids and asks Hajime if he could watch over Keiichirou and Satsuki. Mr.Sakata walks the kids out while Satsuki talks about killing mary. Mary sits in one of the seats while the kids look at her.

Mr.Sakata offers to sell her to some guys and he takes them there.

The man at the doll temple explain that they reenact movies with dolls. They said that the doll was good for the lady in alone in the dark. Leo goes on about how it was creepy that he knew of the place while Satsuki stared at the ground. Mr.Sakata asks her what's wrong when she answers it was nothing.

"Thank god we dropped that doll off. I would've shat myself if we had that shit lying around still" Najimi says as Leo makes a comment about the place being a doll prison. The group decide to let it brush off of them as they head home.

Later that night after Mr.Sakata drops Satsuki,Keiichirou,Hajime and Najimi off at the Miyanoshita residence.

Hajime continues to get all pissy about not being paid to watch Satsuki and Keiichirou.

"Shit Mr.Miyanoshita kinda fine tho..I'll do it for him this one time" Najimi says very sly. Hajime gives her a disgusted look before the phone rings.

Keiichirou starts to cry while Hajime asks if she's gonna pick it up.

"I mean your dad IS in the hospital. If you don't pick up it's kinda your fault if he dies,just sayin" Najimi says while trying to calm Keiichirou down.

The phone plays with Mary on the other line. Satsuki starts to cry as Najimi's face goes white.

" DON'T YOU DARE! ARE YOUR REALLY GONNA LET SOME..POLLY POCKET GET THE BETTER OF YOU?" Hajime asks her while looking serious.

Satsuki answers yes as Hajime says that this Barbie bitch is going DOWN.

"Yeah, I'll be damned if I let a cabbage patch kid fuck with my favorite white girl" Najimi says.

Hajime,Satsuki,Keiichirou and Najimi run to a secret abandoned gymnasium

Hajime goes on about how him and Leo spent ages trying to save up for this thing but all they got were sleeping bags. They spent all their money on pornos and lube "but it's the thought that counts" was his reasoning.Keiichirou says he has to go to the bathroom. Hajime urges him to piss on a poster while the young boy explains that it was number two.

"Take him to go shit Hajime. I'll watch the doors in the front for her" Najimi says while walking outside with the two.

The door seems to shut on Najimi.

"GOD DAMMIT! IF YOU HAD TO PISS YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID SO. I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING!" Najimi says while tugging her hair out of the closed door.

While the boys are gone and Satsuki sits alone inside. She feels a breeze. She then looks up to see Mary Mary and some black things turn up. They ponder playing games until they start to chant

"Satsuki's a goner, Yes we know, Mary Mary tells us so. Rip off her arms and then her legs. Pluck out her eyeballs then her brains. Satsuki's a goner🎶 Will she win or will she lose? Mary Mary you will choose."

Mary tells her that she'll lose and soon all the little black things wrap around her. She starts to scream and Najimi hears from outside.

"THE HELLS GOING ON IN THERE?! HAJIME! KEIICHIROU!" Najimi yells trying to break the door down. The boys come rushing over to see what happened as they hear chanting.

"She was fine until the door slammed on me and now i can't get back in!" Najimi says to them. Momoko runs up to then asking where she was until they turn to the doors.

Inside, they decided on playing pluck it out by almost getting her eyes out. The handkerchief that Satsuki used to wipe Mary off with falls and she looks at it. The little things stop and whine as Mary tells then to fuck off. Satsuki sits on the ground shaking as Mary talks about almost cutting her tits off.

Mary leaves as soon as Najimi and Momoko rush in and grab her. Soon Hajine bursts through the window. Momoko points at him as he starts to bleed out of the head screaming for help.

Najimi grabs one of the blankets and wraps his head with it.

" WANTING TO BE A HERO AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. PROLLY FINNA SUFFER FROM BRAIN DAMAGE" Najimi says annoyed

"Yeah and hopefully I forget you ever existed." Hajime tests as she starts to hit him on the head.

" SHIT I WAS JOKING WOMAN" Hajime yells as he starts to bleed more. The teens soon get to and direct Hajime to the hospital.

Lmao I'm literally so surprised I actually finished this. I hope you liked it, the writing may be a bit off since I left this in my drafts for about a month or so but its the thought that counts🕺.