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Someone on the internet drew a picture of me.
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
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#comic#dank memes#haha#hilarious#humor#jokes#lol#memes#omg#puns#cute#birds#birdsphotography#birdblr#animals#dog#dumb puppy#cat#cats of tumblr#cats#cute cats#cute dog
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✦ All ears ✦
#sorry about being so syrupy#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Vasco#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#modern au#gehtsis#Vasco has a penchant for dad jokes#Machete has heard every ear pun in existence
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Clone’s Best Friend
“Cute dog!” the girl says. “What breed is he?”
“Uh,” blinks Kon. "Are you asking what breed Superdog is?"
“Uh, duh?”
Well. She’ll have to forgive him his stunned expression, ‘cause he doesn’t usually run into other dog walkers on this path. This is, of course, because “path” is used in the loosest sense, the one that connotates direction and not tread ground, and the “walk” bit is entirely inapplicable, with all of them currently flying one thousand feet above sea level.
“Cujo’s a rescue,” she continues, swinging her feet in the sky, “so we don’t know for sure, but my sister thinks part husky, part shar pei. Half-and-half, like me!”
Cujo is also, apparently, half green and half glowing. He wiggles happily in a play-bow. It’s very cute, except for the way he’s the size of a small house.
Krypto’s tough, though. He barks and chases his new friend through cloud cover. Gamely, Cujo flees. They frolic in the chilly condensation, occasionally poking a head out before diving back in, like a fox in a snowdrift.
Neither of them see anything surprising about this. It’s all good fun. And, well. Krypto’s always been a good judge of character.
Kon turns back to the girl and gives her a megawatt smile.
“He’s Kryptonian. Like me. But he looks like a white lab!”
#kon: fuck it. okay. hey i got some homemade dog treats. does cujo like pumpkin#potential dialogue additions to this include: ‘Oh! Well then I’m a rescue like Cujo!’; several puns on labs and being born from one;#and 'Are you saying you and the dog are the same species'#i just think the clones should be friends :)#something something The CloneTM experience and the way it intersects with The Teenage ExperienceTM could be a fun thing to bond over#also i think that cujo and dani should be besties. every clone needs a dog!#kipwrite#prompt#dpxdc#dcxdp#danielle fenton#dp cujo
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Reading etiquette
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happy atsushi day to those who celebrate
#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#atsushi bsd#the flowers are tiger lilies#btw.#pun intended#but also bc of the meaning
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Target market
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worm band au??????!!!!!!
she skittering on those keys
my brain is rotting, will make more art of this, i am so normal
#worm#worm band au#ok but hear me out#LISA ON VOCALS (bc cmon now what else)#Taylor on keyboard bc hehe skitter pun#Alec and Aisha both on guitar bc they r a duo in every universe#Rachel on drums so she can wear ear protecting muffs with DOG EARS#Brian absolutely SHREDDIJG IT on bass#lily as security#Sabah as stylist#WAM BAM WE HAVE A BAND#lisa wilbourn#tattletale#my art#taylor hebert#skitter#worm fanart#parahumans fanart#wormblr
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Sketch request 5 of 5, this one for @ordonianhero who requested Wars embarrassing Twilight in front of Ilia!
#wars only speaks in dog puns now#twilight is trapped by the goats#theres no escaping them to save his reputation#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu warriors#lu twilight#twilight princess#tp ilia#i freaking love those goats#lu fanart#illustration#my art
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The Mash/Muppet Alignment Chart
#I feel pretty strongly about these matching up appropriately#except for Fozzie#I was torn between Trapper and B.J being Fozzie but B.J makes more puns than Trapper...so#what do you think?#mash#mash 4077#the muppets#hawkeye pierce#father francis mulcahy#margaret houlihan#frank burns#max klinger#bj hunnicutt#radar o'reilly#kermit the frog#fozzie bear#sam eagle#rowlf the dog#miss piggy#scooter#gonzo the great
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"Officer, let's hug, shall we?""
He's my favorite supporting character! So stupid and silly!
But he also has the potential to become a full-fledged villain! Electricity + water is a deadly combo. Hmmm... I wonder what he would do in the apocalypse? 👀
#my art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#tmnt fanart#malicious mickey#mickey#eel#that has#mental eelness#...#heheheh#puns#!#i like him sm!#rottmnt villains#fish#electricity#yokai#hidden city#mud dogs#mud dogs mickey#please#pack me two
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Made a c&c oc
His name should be up to you I’m not very creative rn
#c&c asks#cute!#c&c fanart#i tried with the name. i was hurting for dog puns for some reason. its a delicate art.
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Please tell me Merasmus(or Meowsmus idk) exists in this au
Please I need to see kitty Merasmus(no pressure)
Whiskers! =^.^=
#cat fortress#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 au#tf2 merasmus#:D#team fortress 2 merasmus#:>#he’s wearing a dog skull!#for some reason#wizard kitty…#I’m almost out of cat puns!!!#💀Whiskers
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"It's finally getting a little cooler. Pun-chuma also seems happy.
Kyo"
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inspired by my last reblog
How much shit did Vincent give Sam for falling so hard and fast for Darlin? How did the phone calls go when Sam kept asking Vincent to babysit the new bloods? How many dog jokes were made everytime Vincent smelt the shifter on Sam after having to patch them up again?
#redacted audio#Redacted asmr#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted vincent#stormy speaks#I'm too tired to type put diolague rn so have this#I love me some good dog jokes when it comes to shifters#And Vincent is full of bad jokes and puns#He'd same some shit like “did you give the wolf your bone already” or some shit like that#You can clearly see who my favorite redacted character is
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Roger Dogtrey and Pete Houndshend! :]
#pete is the most borzoi coded man to ever exist#rog is a mix of a golden retriever and a crusty white dog#i need dog puns for the other two#roger daltrey#pete townshend#the who#fave
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