#puer-mortifer

[scarletmetacosm]

Helloo my dear client! The Morty you asked to get revived is all up and breathing now! He is in a bit of a panic state, and you'll notice that he's also going to be coughing up blood clots for a while, but that will pass eventually! My magic will keep him from dying again.

I went ahead and replaced his missing eye too! Actually, I replaced both eyes, the one he already had was... Unresponsive. But his new ones work like a charm!

I'm sending him over to you now!

- @puer-mortifer

Ah! Delightful. My friend will appreciate that dearly.

[mrneedful]

Hellooo there! I must say, I'm a huge fan of your work! You have been one of the main sources of inspiration for my own business!

Say, have you ever thought of a business partnership? How does joining forces sound?

- @puer-mortifer

You are an interesting little thing, aren't you? It's lovely to meet a fan of mine, I'm always happy to inspire the younger generation into work that will truly make a difference.

As for a partnership, that is something I would have to think on. If you would be so kind as to share more on what your own business looks like, I'd love to hear more about it. Don't be shy about it, as I'd love to give advice where I can, as a little gift from me to you. :)

[mortysgambit]

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- @puer-mortifer

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Fascinating. Good to do business with. Not a stranger, not an enemy - impressive.

[mortysgambit]

He's my Rick, unfortunately. It's apart of a pair, and I own the other one. I'm kinda ticked about it being gone. They glow a bit when near eachother, the color depending on the other's wearer.

I don't need it back, I just want to know it's not trashed. At least maybe you'll appreciate it more.

Hey. Did a Rick with red hair give you a gold bracelet in exchange for reviving a Morty? I just need to know.

- @mortysgambit

Hm? That is quite the specific question. Normally I wouldn't just give information of my clients away, and I have had many Ricks as clients, why do you need to know about what a red haired Rick specifically did?

[msc137]

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- @puer-mortifer

[send ♡ to see what Morty thinks of your character]

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LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

[morty-rights]

Just a FEW people who inspired me if you liked my rp account I HIGHLY SUGGEST INTERACTING AND TALKING TO THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE AMAZING!!

(Not all of them are rp accounts however I suggest checking all of them out!!! also without tags but they're all easy to find)

@/birdmorty @/b1rdr1ck @/angelmorty0 @/spacepiratericky @/jsmith1912 @/og-rick @/tuftrrick @/mortysgambit @/eb-13 @/richard-d-sanchez-iii @/murtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurt @/tookmyfckingeyes @/dumbass-peepster @/x1633chefrick @/avalon-in-the-sky @/sculk-morty @/rick-l113 @/rickpantalon @/rickprimelol @/ricklactica @/alternateadventuresrpblog @/c-167rick @/deathbringermorrigan @/honeyravesanchez @/poolricks @/not-the-citadel-official @/morti-morti @/rubbermorty @/bartender-morty @/puer-mortifer @/moonstoneshards @/coalminermorty @/primessrick @/primestories @/scoliosisrick @/drhotpenis @/teenrickwubbadubdub @/mortyyyyd127 @/teenrickprime @/chem-corvus @/rubberricky @/girl-rick @/rattai1 @/mortwheek @/in-sistant @/eye-patch-dude @/intergalacticbeth @/priest-richard-sanchez @/sleepmort @/emorticia @/bloodlustmorgan @/jerebeard127 @/floridafun @/jerbearsmith @/your-dead-wife @/e-22912 @/thoughts-and-gayers @/daddyissues-sanchez @/nekobami @/morthin-time @/mortricken @/v0lt4m4tr0n @/thatonefosterkid @/mortylabs @/e404c @/pinkrick @/yaaassica @/rsanchezc137 @/tacticalsmth @/eisopodjezika @/crimson-rick @/mcevrickblog @/anti-morty @/m-30wty @/hivemind-une @/sk3ll @/pringles-can-morty @/aroacerick @/j-19zeta7 @/mortydaycare @/gl0w-it-all @/eat-my-rick @/scorpionrick @/introverted-smith-child @/mortabel-and-major @/thatonerick @/rick-729 @/waspmorrty @/presidentpawn @/disheveled-morty @/beefsaw @/basementdwellerrick @/ocyanick @/rickz6725 @/cocksocks69 @/emorty @/miggitymiggitymack @/msc137

(If you were not added or want to be included put your account in the comments!!)

Also there might be some other cool accounts in the comments so look out for those!! Everyone here was delightful

[scoliosisrick]

Hey there buddy, can I have some of your spinal fluid? We could do a trade for it! I've got jewelry made from human bones, interested?

— @puer-mortifer

I CAN'T LOOK AT HUMAN BONES THE SAME WAY ANYMORE.... NOT AFTER SKULLY....

[angelmorty0]

I sure hope you aren't being a bad influence to my assistant... I'd just hate it if he somehow got hurt... You get what I mean?

- @puer-mortifer

"M-My intentions are only 'PURE' u-unlike Your evil stuff."

"Postive v-vibes here on M-My terf mortifer."

"I-I havent done w-wrong."

[morthin-time]

Does your fluff ever fall off naturally? Can I have some if it does?

— @puer-mortifer

......... what will you give me for it???

[not-the-citadel-official]

Things got spicy between the Primes... Because of course it did. Feat. og-rick and primessrick with some added commentary by Ray (notevilrick), Albino Rick (albino-rick) and Rick D-444 (puer-mortifer)

- ascianemmeroloth

[thatonerick]

Sooo... I hear you recently reanimated someone. I'm gonna need a detailed list of what you did, every single step, I can give you something in return for it. I can reanimate people already but I'm always eager to learn new methods.

- @puer-mortifer

It has a weapon that solidifies souls, I just smashed that into a clone. That’s all. What do you need this information for????

[primessrick]

So, haha, about those antidepressants for my grandpa, do they have side effects?

I couldn't say this in the group chat... But I want him to suffer, he has to pay for what he did to me. He promised we'd be together for one hundred years, so one hundred years of payback is what he'll get.

— @puer-mortifer

Oh?

What kind of suffering do you want?

Honestly, the antidepressants we provided you is a side effect of our own experiment we are working on. Some of our followers have captured a few heretics, and simply killing them quickly or consuming them has lost its appeal.

So we are trialing this approach. The heretics, instead of experiencing all the feel-good chemicals, they're redirected to the zombie. We can only speculate about potential side effects at this point.

But hypothetically, as the prisoners' moods deteriorate, their brains should begin to overcompensate, flooding your Rick's system. We hear that Serotonin and Dopamine overdose are a remarkably unpleasant experience.

[emorty]

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( @puer-mortifer )

[send 🕯️ to see Effie's inner thoughts about your character!]

Mortifer. A necromancer. They reanimated their Rick and now have control over him. They have my respect for that. I like when Mortys take their power back from Ricks.

(forgot to post this TWO DAYS AGO oh my god)

[crimson-rick]

Hello Mr. Vampire, I heard you hunt eldritch abominations... Would you mind if I came along with you just once so I can collect one corpse?

— @puer-mortifer

You're a stranger. Why would I let a stranger tag along with me?

[scarletmetacosm]

Aw! I'm glad I can help with making your day great :)

And that's great! I'm sure my friend will be so happy.

-Red's smile doesn't waver, but the rest of his expression turns to one of curiosity. He stares at the other. When they other's expression returns to normal, he tilts his head.-

Ah yeah, no. You are correct! I hope that's not too... disappointing.

-He glances at the bracelet he has on, seemingly having initially forgotten he had it. He takes it off.-

Oh! This little thing? Yeah, of course you can have it. Anything for my friend :)

-He holds it out for Mortifer.-

Greetings Mortifer! I've heard about you. You do necromancy, right? I have a job for you, if you're not busy. ^^ Let me know if you're available to determine price :)

-@scarletmetacosm

Why, hello there! Luckily for you, I'm not busy at all right now!

What service were you specifically looking for? I'm sure we can arrange a reasonable price.

[priest-richard-sanchez]

Oh hey! I've had men like you try to put the fear of god into me and fail, though that was before my family finally accepted that this is who I am and there's no changing that.

Opinion on the dark arts?

— @puer-mortifer

I don’t personally practice it, but you can if that’s what you’d like. My Morty is into the paranormal and the occult so, I can’t really say much.