#probably not a Ton of $ but just like. at all and tips welcome

[unloneliest]

if i were to open up tarot readings for $ would anyone be interested? not having a job is uh rough. i'm applying places but i know i'm a very capable tarot reader & it'd be cool to have money coming in

[josnhoes]

Platonic!Yan batfam with young adult reader. Part 2

[Part one]

Note: Reader is 18-22 years old. Gn reader

Content warning: being treated like a child, being looked down on, stalking, obsessions, soft yandere but still a yandere, reader has memory issues and it's ambiguous as to why, drugging, mentioned abduction, delusional batfam, batfam as a whole basically view you as a child younger then Damien despite you being older

Focuses on Tim Drake

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For the following week you'd noticed one or a few of the bat brood following you in the evenings. You weren't sure *why*, but it did make you feel a bit safer so you didn't complain. It was Gotham, any sense of safety was welcome.

The small book shop and coffee place you worked at didn't get a ton of customers. It was a hole in the wall style place, sometimes it got new customers but a majority we're regulars. There were also a few college students who used the late hours to buy a single coffee, then use the free wifi to do class work. Today's shift had you on coffee duty.

The bell chimed, signaling a customer or what you *hoped* was a customer. You looked up and were flabbergasted to see Timothy Drake, the co-ceo of Wayne enterprises. Normally you didn't pay much attention to CEOs of anything, but the Waynes were like the poster family for Gotham. One way or another you learned their faces and the names.

As he approached the counter you did your best to smile and not seem nervous. "Hello sir can I help you today?"

The look he gave you almost seemed to be taking you apart peice by peice; assessing you down to your soul. "I'll take a large coffee and as many shots of espresso as you can legally give me. For here."

You supposed today was going to be one of those™️ days. "Of course sir. Feel free to sit where ever you like. Would you like something to eat too?"

"No thanks." He seemed to soften now and once you gave the total he paid with a nice tip. Though he chose the spot closest to you to work. Probably because that was the best area for wifi signal you supposed.

You got his order out fast since it looked like he needed caffeine more then oxygen at this point. As you placed the drink down you had the urge to talk to him but decided against it.

Tim had been having a trying week. He could balance his nightlife and the company fairly well; but the addition of you had been a problem. He didn't know what it was about you that pulled him and his family in. He'd gone over your entire life that he could find multiple times now, and nothing ever changed. No secret identity, no shady acts, aside from some strange tumblr activity you were clear. Mind you all activity on tumblr was weird as he came to see. The entire batfam either made accounts just to follow you, the ones had them already followed you too.

The family adored you and he...was no exception. He tried to be, the way his family was spiraling and for one civilian was alarming. But he couldn't fight it. You were special. You *needed* them to keep you safe. You obviously couldn't be trusted to do it on your own, just today you forgot to lock your home.

While yes it made putting the cameras in your home easier, it also meant that you could have gotten robbed or worse. You'd admitted to being spacey at times online, made a joke of it but it was dangerous.

He finally took the time to sip on the coffee. It was good, better than most places he had. You clearly knew your way around the machine. Would you make him coffee in the mornings? Tell him to have a good day as you called him your favorite big brother? He needed to know.

The more he watched you, the more he worried for you. What if you got hurt? Not even in a rogue attack but in general. You obviously cooked for yourself, and cleaned. Knives and chemicals? Too dangerous for his baby sibling, and he hated knowing if something *did* happen you might be alone.

He'd speed up the family's preparations for you. You'd fight them at first so they had to prepare a special room. But you'd see how well they cared for you, how much they all loved you, and everything they could provide. Hopefully the room will be ready soon.

[chqolan]

SFV Luke boyfriend headcanons (sfw + nsfw)

A/N: i was cleaning out my notes app and happened to find this. this was probably written sometime before sf6 came out, but i still agree with everything my past self wrote here tbh

TW: fem reader, very self indulgent hehehe, luke is submissive and inexperienced, experienced reader, oral (f)

sfw

V luke is young , naïve and just absolutely adorable overall

he would be such a cute boyfriend , but shy at the same time

he mostly likely has no experience with relationships, let alone girls in general, so bear with him please

he’s almost like an average teenage boy. messy and ignorant at times

with his father passing away so early in his life, he probably still enjoys letting his inner child out considering he was forced to mature quickly

v luke is just an absolute geek !

he collects comic books and plays tons of video games

luke also enjoys showing off his interests to you a ton

days off for the both of you would consist of you and him on his bed looking through his collection of comic books as he gives an in depth explanation of what it is

he’ll stop every once in a while to see if you’re even able to keep up or not

whether you do or don’t keep up, he won’t mind

he’s just happy that there’s somebody he can talk to about his interests

as for video games, he’s probably amazing at them

even if you’re not a gamer, he’d be more than welcome to show you thee basics of all his favourite games in hopes that you may like them

even if you don’t end up playing video games that much, he’d be more than happy if you sat with him while he played

similar to the comic books, he’d go in depth with the lore and gameplay of his favourite video game while you're around

you’d probably just giggle at him once he starts rambling

that’s when he stops and blushes most of the time

"heh… sorry about that, i was rambling, wasn’t i?"

just make sure to reassure him that you were only giggling over how adorable he is and he’ll turn completely red

he also loves to cuddle you at any moment he gets

either of you could be the big spoon , he won’t mind

he just loves being around you !

nsfw

this poor boy is a virgin, that’s for sure. as mentioned before, he’s very inexperienced. he’ll be very nervous , so try to ease him a little bit

it’s also quite clear he’d be more on the submissive side

one kiss and he’d be red as a tomato

you’d most likely have to initiate these sort of things

the first time you guys go at it, you take it slow and try to make it enjoyable for him

you’d kiss him all over, rub his crotch through his pants/boxers (which would drive him crazy). stroke his hair and tell him how good he is

for his first time , you would settle on riding him

he probably wouldn’t know what to do while just laying there, but it would be painfully obvious that he wanted to touch you

"don’t be shy, baby. you can touch me wherever you’d like” you continue to bounce on his cock slowly while making direct eye contact. luke would slowly move his (shaking) hands to rest on your waist as you’re still riding him

once luke gets his hands on you, he would start wandering around more to your breasts and such

no matter the size, he’s just in love with groping your boobs

unfortunately he doesn’t last too long (especially on his first time) and will embarrassingly say it's your fault for being "too hot"

however , after a few times , you introduce him to more things

let’s just say that teaching him how to eat you out was the best decision ever. luke still wants to make you feel good too , so he’ll feast on you down there until you confirm and tell him you’re satisfied

he’s definitely the type of guy to get pussy drunk after one sample

at first it started off as an experiment to see how comfortable he was with giving oral , but then it became something he enjoyed quite a lot

you’d find it so cute every time he ate you out. his cheeks and the tip of his ears are flushed pink while he’s between your legs

he’d be lightly panting over your pussy with his mouth open every once in a while

you’d stroke his hair and look straight at him , admiring how adorable he was as you’d pet him/stroke his hair

he would look up at you with puppy eyes and his lips still parted , showing a glimpse of his braces

don’t forget to praise the boy too ! he absolutely loves being called a ‘good boy’

calling him a good boy while he eats you out sets him off immediately

or just any dirty talk at all riles him up

oh lord … pls protect this boy <333

[briefhottubcoffee]

Hello! I figured it was time to make a master-post of all my writings and such. Thank you to all my new followers! I am always available if you'd like to talk spyxfamily theories, headcanons, fic ideas, etc., or if you'd just like someone to chat with. I am honored to be a small part of this amazing and talented fandom! I made a personal goal to write and gain confidence with it, and to make some fandom friends. So thank you for making this an enjoyable journey so far! 💛💐

My Fics:

~ For you, I can't contain my love: an ongoing multi-chapter fic centered on Loid and Yor going at it in semi-public places. I'm having a ton of fun writing it, and I keep thinking of random places they should bang at. 😅There's four chapters so far! Updated sporadically. Obviously NSFW.

~ If I kiss you now, will I come undone?: my version of events that take place after chapter 79. The one where Yor comes home drunk and tries to get a welcome home kiss.

~ Those who can't love: I think about Loid and Yor and their complicated feelings as they fall in love about, oh I'd say.. 500 times a day. So I wrote a fic about it!

~ Warm in their arms: a while ago I was sick in the hospital and a very kind person made this artwork to cheer me up. This fic tells that story, poor Anya is sick and needs her parents love and comfort.

~ Exposure: a short one-shot of Loid confessing to Yor after they find out each others secrets. It's probably my favorite fic I've written so far. Loid is very vulnerable here, and I love making my sweet boy a sensitive cry baby over his wife. 😇

~ Help me, I'm in love: I had so much fun writing this fic about Franky asking for dating advice from the Forgers. Yup! Loid, Yor, and Anya give out dating tips.

~ I'm a wallflower, watching you be: this fic is literally just Yor and Loid watching the other get ready for the day and being horny about it. I was inspired by a great fanart reminding us of Yor's affinity for sharp objects.

~ Pining: a short drabble (under 500 words) about Loid pining for Yor. And I mean PINING. Again, I love when Loid goes through it because of his wife.

~ The in-between: another short and sweet fic about how much Yor loves laying around with her husband and listening to him talk. So sweet I'm gonna barf.

~ Refrigerator Magnets: my very first fanfic ever was a silly story about Anya and Loid finding animal magnets and the family adventures linked to what they tack on the fridge.

My Meta Posts:

~ A little story about Anya and Becky taking dance classes and getting Loid's help for a recital.

~ Yor is obviously stinking rich, thanks to her assassin job.

~ My theory on the twiyor kiss agenda in the manga.

~ The manga shows us Anya's comfort level with Loid and Yor as her parents and I love it.

~ Endo hints about Project Apple in the manga, and I often wonder what that may mean.

~ "Agent Twilight is a hopeless romantic!!!" I shout from the rooftops as I reflect on a moment in the series that hints at his growing feelings for Yor.

~ Anya's stickers!

~ Here I point out all the sweet smiles Twilight saves just for his family.

~ My thoughts on the possibilities of a twiyor kiss.

~ There are a lot of loose ends and possible story hints that may tell us how the spyxfamily story is going to go.

~ My rambling feelings about Anya and her secret.

~ Twilight is the most hopeless of hopeless romantics! He loves love but never thought he would experience it for himself. But he's falling for his family. I can prove it!

~ I love Becky Blackbell! She is so supportive of Anya, and I love their friendship.

~ This isn't anything special, but I feel like it's right to end this on my thirst for Loidy-boy and the iconic shower scene.

If you've made it so far, thank you again for being here! I hope you and I can experience the best parts of our lovely spy family and their fandom for years to come!

[possessiveandobsessive]

A Cat for Her Crow

Pairing: Lucanis x fem!Rook

Synopsis: Lucanis Dellamorte has a soft spot for two things: cats and a certain red-headed elven mage that goes by Rook

Part 3: Chasing Cats in the City of Crows

When Rook walked into the Cantori Diamond, the full weight of what she was here to do hit her like a ton of bricks. She paused in the entryway. Was she really going to walk up to Teia and ask her what would make Lucanis feel better? What she could do to make him smile? The thought made her feel mildly ill and she nearly turned around, but Rook was doing this for Lucanis. For him, she could face embarrassment. She'd faced worse for him. 

Forcing her legs to move before she could chicken out, Rook suddenly found herself standing in front of Teia, clearing her throat to get the other woman's attention. Teia looked up at her, her expression one of surprise.

"Rook! What a surprise! What are you doing here? Lucanis should be back to your base by now, is he okay?" Teia stood as she spoke and kissed Rook on both cheeks in Antivan fashion. Rook smiled at Teia. She loved her fire and strong spirit, and she hoped that after all of this craziness with the gods and blight was behind them, Rook could get to know her better. 

"I'm not looking for Lucanis, I actually came because I wanted to ask you something." Rook told Teia, trying desperately not to sound shy or nervous.

Teia quirked an eyebrow in surprised interest. "Ask away. You are an honorary Crow in my book. I'll help however I can."

Rook felt warm hearing Teia say she was an honorary Crow. She knew that the things she had done for them were no small feats, but she never expected most of them to welcome her as family after it all. Regardless of how they felt about her, she had readily answered Treviso's call each time they needed aid before, and she would again and again without hesitation. Gaining a flock in return was just a pleasing side benefit. 

Steeling her nerves and cementing her resolve, Rook met Teia's eyes and asked, "How do I help Lucanis? I want to do something for him. He's exhausted and not sleeping. And I can tell he's sad. I just... I want to help him but I don't know how. He deserves more. I figured if anyone would know, it would be you."

Teia stared at Rook in mute shock for a moment. At her gaze, Rook felt herself blush and start to stutter an excuse of some kind, but Teia just tipped her head back and laughed. Rook's mouth fell open as she watched Teia full body laugh for what felt like an eternity but was in reality probably only a few seconds. Never in her life had she felt so embarrassed. Her cheeks were on fire and she started trying to escape the situation when Teia collected herself and grabbed Rook's hand to stop her.

"Rook, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it. You looked so terrified over your question, and then it was about doing something nice for Lucanis! You're actively hunting and planning to kill gods, with the look on your face, I thought the question was going to have to do with some insane new revelation about how screwed we are." Teia laughed again briefly before sobering and meeting Rook's wide eyes. 

"Lucanis is a difficult person to know. He was trained as a Crow from the time he could walk, and he's done nothing but work his whole life. He doesn't let people get close and he doesn't share the most important parts of himself because of his lifestyle. Lucanis has never let anyone in. Illario, Viago and I are the closest things to friends he has, and even we know very little about how that man's mind works. There's no one who could give you insight into that man... except me." Teia flashed a wicked smile at her and leaned forward to whisper something into Rook's ear. Rook's expression morphed from confused, to surprised, to a soft smile and crinkles around her eyes.

"Thank you Teia. I owe you for this." Rook told Teia smiling. 

"Just let me plan the wedding when it's time and you can consider us even!" Teia grinned at Rook, who was now spluttering again. "Go! Go and make the big bad Demon of Vyrantium smile. Pouting and moping is unbecoming for a Crow."

* * *

Catching a cat was so much harder than Rook anticipated. After Teia told Rook about Lucanis's love for cats and how petting and being around them relaxed him, she had decided she was getting the brooding man a cat. 

The strays of Treviso were not easily tricked though, and they didn't know or trust her. Most of them allowed her to pet them, but when she went to try and hold any of them, they shot out of her arms faster than she could react. Rook was getting impatient and frustrated. How long had she been out here doing this? The sun had long since set, and she'd been chasing stray cats in the dark for hours. Rook collapsed onto a box in a random alley to rest. Wiping sweat from her brow, Rook panted lightly as she tried to get her heart rate back to an acceptable level. She was exhausted and feeling defeated. How was she supposed to save the world if she couldn't even catch a cat to make the man she- 

Rook slammed on her mental breaks. It wasn't the right time or place to dissect THAT thought and the accompanying emotions. 

As she sat still trying to restart her brain, Rook heard a soft "mew" from behind her. Slowly, she turned her head over her shoulder and was shocked to see that behind the box she was sitting on, was a black cat and 6 black kittens. 

Her eyes widened as she met the mother cat's narrowed, golden-yellow eyes. She racked her brain for what to do in order to show that she was not a threat, and finally decided to very slowly put her hand out a short distance towards the cats. She didn't infringe of their space and didn't meet the mother's eyes again, just let her hand hang in the open space between them.

Her grandmother's voice echoed quietly in her mind, "Some creatures take longer to trust, and if you want to earn it, you have to go at their pace Nya. Meet them halfway. You cannot tame a predator with force, you have to show them that you're worth their loyalty." It was funny how much her grandmother's advice for approaching the mountain lion that lived near their clan applied to these stray city cats. And to Lucanis himself she added as an afterthought.

After what felt like an eternity, she felt a soft nose on her fingers. Rook sucked in a breath and tried to stay completely still, not wanting to ruin the progress. Finally Rook felt the mother's head run on her hand and wrist, and heard a soft purr leave her. Grinning in triumph Rook pet the beautiful black cat. Her smile fell when she realized however that this did not solve her cat problem. No way she was gonna steal a kitten from this mama, and she couldn't take SEVEN CATS (could she????). No, Neve and Davrin would never allow that...

Suddenly, the mother cat jumped back down to where her small nest of kittens lay and stuck her head between the box and the wall. When she pulled her head out, she held a tiny black kitten by it's scruff. This one was smaller than the rest, and it's hair stood up in pointed tufts instead of laying smooth and straight like the others' coats. It's eyes were different too. They were violet in color, unlike the rest of the litter and the mother's golden-yellow eyes. 

Rook stared in astonishment as the kitten squirmed and fought against what she assumed to be it's mother, but was not sure anymore. It was pissed off, that was for certain. The mother struggled to hold onto its scruff as she made her way back to Rook. The cat stared deeply into Rook's eyes before depositing the world's angriest ball of fluff onto her lap. She followed this with a single, meaningful meow and jumped back down to join her other spawn. 

Rook stared down and met the gaze of the angry kitten. Violet eyes were narrowed and the hair on its back stood up extra in warning. "I..... guess this works?" Rook spoke our loud, bewildered at this turn in events. She had heard that every litter had a runt, and that sometimes the runts had difficulty surviving and thriving like the others in the wild.... Rook decided to give up and stopped trying to puzzle the odd situation out. She'd quit while she was ahead, as she knew literally nothing about cats. 

Rook briefly wondered if she was holding a baby panther instead of a kitten. It certainly seemed much fiercer than the other sleeping beans in the nest. Whatever, cat is acquired. She thought before shrugging and going to put the baby, Lucanis's new baby, into her small bag she carried. Suddenly, and faster than Rook could comprehend, her hand was slashed open on two places by the tiny demon kitten. She gasped in pain and tried to get the kitten to just lay down in the bag. It was lined with a blanket and prepared for a feline occupant.

Rook ended up with 6 more scratches on her right hand and wrist as well as her gods damned NECK, before she was able to get the menace into the bag and close it (leaving an opening for air, she wasn't an idiot). Rubbing her hand down her face in exhaustion, and wincing slightly as the scratches on her hand and neck throbbed painfully, she sighed and got up. Time to go give Lucanis his present. Though, she was starting to question whether this was a gift, or a punishment.

Part 4 Coming 11/18/24!

Part 1 here

Part 2 here

[skztea]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ prompt 15 | SKZ members reaction when you prank them — accidentally purposely texting him “he’s gone…you can come over now 😍💦”

✦ bang chan ੈ✩‧₊˚

He will literally give that “did i hear it wrongly” face. Taking some time to set his mind right, he relooked at the message again. “It wasn’t deleted though,” he muttered to himself while pressing the telephone on the top right corner - “baby, what is going on?” leaving the waiting room, his brows furrowed when he heard silence from you. His heart has never palpitated this hard before, not even when he performed infront of tons of people. “…It’s a prank! Baby don’t get alarmed, i was just trying to do a tiktok challenge!” You laughed at him while hearing him letting out a deep sigh, proceeding to lecture you softly and telling you to not do this to him again. (He can’t take it if you actually dump him though)🥲🥲

✦ minho ੈ✩‧₊˚

“Why is he not replying?” Tapping on the table impatiently, your mind started to go wild as you glanced at your phone. Your boyfriend has seen your message but have yet to reply, after 2 hours. You were so ready to dash out of the lecture room but if not for your almost failing attendence, you had to glue your butt to the chair until the lecture ends. The moment the clock strikes 2.30pm, you swept all your items into your tote bag and planned to rush to the other faculty. “Oh my-“ a strong hand wrapped around your waist and pulled you into a corner down the corridor. “Say it again,” the extremely familiar voice rings, with his breath fanning against the tip of your ears. “Say, say what?” “The message,” his voice lowered an octave, gripping you tighter. “Oh…It was just a tiktok challenge Min… i just wanted to see your reaction,” you finally met his icy cold gaze, slowly melting down as he dip his face into the crook of your neck. “Hajima…”

✦ changbin ੈ✩‧₊˚

“Are you fucking around with me right now?” You avoided his burning gaze that was on you for the past 5 minutes. You prayed that the ground will swallow you up as the other students walking by the alley were judging you and your mad boyfriend, pining you against the wall. “No-no…” your cheeks started to heat up and tears touring around the brim of your eyes, you regretted throwing the stupid tiktok challenge at him in the morning. “It was just a prank…please dont be angry anymore,” you lightly tugged the end of his leather jacket, where his free palm gently pulled your head to lean against his toned shoulders. He lightly carassed the back of your head, cooing you as if he wasn’t angry moments before.

✦ hyunjin ੈ✩‧₊˚

“Why are you sulking hyunjin?” Chan walked over to the strangely silent member who has been quietly scribbling in one corner while the rest were chit chatting. He raised his head to look at Chan, pouting as he showed him the text message you have sent 1 hour ago. “Oh…i don’t think y/n is that kind of person though, she’s probably just joking with you, why don’t you give a call?” He patted his shoulders, while Hyunjin contemplated to click on that telephone icon. As he was about to press on it, you called him. “Hey baby?” “Yea…?” He placed his pencil down, ready to welcome any bad news from you, if you were to declare them. “Baby, it was just a tiktok challenge, i was just pranking you, are you okay? Im sorry if i hurted you, i guessed you must be emo, hence i called you,” your comforting tone has broken his defence, while he wiped his tears off and adjust his voice to sound normal. “Baby, thanks for calling me, my heart was about to shatter when you sent that, i thought i lost you…”

✦ jisung ੈ✩‧₊˚

Jisung felt like a thunder just striked infront of his eyes. He dramatically looked up and down between the screen and the wall infront of him, confused by what you meant. “Im going over, i want to see who is that fucking guy,” he frantically punched in the phrase, slipped on his slippers and ran to your house. Before you could even react, you heard the doorbell rang. “Who?! who the fuck is that guy?! Where is he? GET THE FUCK OUTTT” He dashed into your house as if he was there to murder someone while you giggled behind his back. “YAH! NEO MICHEOSEO? It’s just a fucking joke you silly!” You gently whacked his back as he is still prying the different rooms and toilet of your house, finally sitting down on your couch when he finished his investigation. “Are you serious? You are really kidding me right?” Crossing his arms and pouting like Pocoyo, you ruffled his blonde hair and assured him.

✦ felix ੈ✩‧₊˚

Felix will scoff super loudly as he leaned back against the chair. He believed that none other than him, there is no other man that will enter your eyes and he is confident that it was a joke. On top of that, he has seen the Tiktok challenge before, hence he was unwavered by it. “Tiktok challenge?” He replied back to you. Busted. “Yah! Do you have to expose me right away?” You replied back with a sad face emoji beside, earning a deep laughter from him as the other boys looked at him. “What’s up lix?” Seungmin asked. “Naur, just my girlfriend being cute again.” The boys sighed and ignored the smirking friend who was awaiting for your reply to his tease.

✦ seungmin ੈ✩‧₊˚

“Is your brother coming over? Help me say hi to him,” his face was as cool as a cucumber. Knowing that you tried to prank him again, he also wanted to return you a favour. After seeing you seen his message and not replying, he knew that you were struggling on the other end to crack a reply. “Remember to buy his favourite cashew, he can use my PS5,” he continued to add on to his message, knowing that you are scratching your scalp now when your plan fell through. “What if he is someone else you don’t know?” You were too daring. “Then i must make friends with him so that he knows who is your boyfriend. Bring him over now.” After exerting dominance, he took over the ownership of the conversation. “Checkmate,” he thought as he imagined your little cute and annoyed face.

✦ jeongin ੈ✩‧₊˚

He will try to act normal after seeing the message and assume as a mistake that u havent sent to the wrong recipient. Still performing his daily tasks, he still can’t seem to get rid of the message you have sent. He thought that you will at least say a “sorry! It was a typo,” he wouldn’t got smashed by the basketball earlier. “Jeong! Are you okay?” Minho came over to ask about his swollen cheeks as he held onto his phone with the message displayed on screen, still not getting over it. “Urgh, im fine,” he dumped the towel one side as he decided to call u. “Hello?” “…babe! Please tell me that message was an error… please…” He immediately softened his tone while whining, earning giggled from you. “Jeongin-ah, i thought you always scroll Tiktok? It was a challenge! Paboyah!” You half jokingly scolded him while his lips started curving up again, skipping back to the bench and shared with you about how he got smashed by the ball.

-> It has been a reallly long time since i made a comeback haha, this prompt has been in my draft for over a year (whoever that requested this and i can’t find your request anymore) im so sorry TT a late compensation here, hope you are able to see it 🥲

@timenote-library

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[billowingangel]

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I also mostly tag hetalia characters as hws so if you look up hws canada (for example) you'll be able to see all posts about that character

Some of my favorite posts of mine ┈─★

Now more about me which is why you're reading this (I'm just kidding)

Call me angel or anything really I don't care what I'm called (ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ)

Also please feel free to message me!! I love talking to people but I get a bit hestitant about initiating. My discord is billowingangel if you want to talk there!

I'm 20 years old and I go by she/her pronouns and I'm a lesbian I love me some boobs what can I say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I may be a raging homosexual but I'm also a raging hetaliansexual (joke), I am attracted to so many fictional male characters and shockingly a ton of them are from hetalia (shoot me dead)

I love hetalia if that isn't obvious, it's on my brain a probably disturbing amount what can I say I'm mentally ill. I also like other anime (demon slayer <333, jujutsu kaisen, the witch and the beast, parasyte, etc), doctor who (so happy there's a new season), yuri manga!!, and other shit. I love horrors and thrillers! I rarely watch romantic comedies but I love reading romance in fanfiction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm working on my own book (probably my 20th book) but I'm hoping to actually finish this one.

I am also working on multiple fanfictions: red means it's completed

off the grid: canada slightly snaps and goes on vacation lol

???:idk what to call it, america, england, and france are all fighting for canada's love and he's oblivious

unhealthy obsession: another country becomes obsessed with canada

Falling for Canada: multiple rarepair oneshots with Canada

My first omegaverse 0.0

a really stupid horror drabble that I posted

amecan week 2024

And I believe that's it~ Maybe I'll add my favorite ships

[cowboyemeritus]

Day 5

Prompts: Dom/Sub, Lingerie

Pairing: Secondo/Reader

Tags: dom/sub relationship, lingerie, alcohol

Notes: I have been SO excited for this. i had a ton of fun writing it. can you tell i'm a people pleaser? also soft, loving dom secondo? sign me up!

“Good evening, Papa. Welcome home.” Instantly, the sour, tired expression on Secondo’s face melts away. Stepping through the heavy oak door to his chambers, he smiles gently as you rise from your seat on the bed to greet him.

“Good evening, pet.” His powerful, mismatched eyes rake over your form as you approach. He’d given you the freedom to choose your attire for this evening’s session, and based on the way his tongue quickly darts across his upper lip, you can tell he’s quite happy with himself. Black lace on emerald green silk, this set is his favorite, hugging your curves in all the right ways. Your hair is in a half-pony, tied back with a black ribbon exactly how he likes it. He regards you as if you’re a work of art, and pride blooms in your chest knowing you’ve made the right choice. Wordlessly, you step behind him, gently grasping the lapels of his finely-tailored suit jacket and helping him shrug out of it. He watches as you take the garment over to the armoire and hang it up. You would just hate for such an expensive piece of clothing to get wrinkles.

Secondo doesn’t like to talk about work in the bedroom, so you don’t ask him about his day. Based on how he looked only moments ago, you probably don’t want to know anyway. Instead, you stroll over to the armchair in the corner of the room and kneel on the small pillow on the floor next to it, hands resting on your stocking-clad thighs. You look to him then, not expectantly — that would be far too presumptuous and you know he can’t stand that — but merely as if to say here I am! Please look at how good I’m being! With a low chuckle, Secondo paces over to you, undoing the top two buttons of his dress shirt as he approaches. He takes a seat, relaxing into the plush chair with a pleasured groan, finally able to rest his weary, old bones. The hand closest to you cups your cheek, and it takes everything you have to not lean into his touch. As his pet, above all you must have self-control.

“Did I keep you waiting long?” He asks, stroking your cheekbone with his thumb. You shake your head.

“No, Papa.” It’s technically not a lie. You’ve been ready for him for a least half an hour, but that’s your own doing. Punctuality is very important, especially when it comes to your time with the Second. It’s one of the reasons why, out of all the submissives he’s had, you’re his favorite. He likes the finer things in life, well-trained pets being paramount. You like to be early. You like to obey. It’s not hard to please him.

“Good.” Secondo hums appreciatively, eyeing the glass of scotch (on the rocks, of course) waiting for him on a small side table. He has such large, strong hands, but he handles the fine crystal so gently, taking a slow sip. His eyes shut for a moment as he savors the taste. When he looks back down at you the gears in his head are clearly turning, a bemused twinkle in his gaze. Gently, he puts the glass to your lips, and although you absolutely despise scotch you let him tip it back, pouring a small measure of the amber liquid into your mouth. It’s impossible to keep a straight face when you swallow, cringing as the harsh liquor burns your throat. This is likely some sort of test and for a moment, you worry he’ll be cross with you for losing your composure, but he just laughs softly, using his thumb to wipe away a stray droplet at the corner of your mouth.

“You would drink poison if I told you to, amorina.”

You giggle, feeling your cheeks flush. A warm feeling spreads in your stomach, though you doubt it’s the alcohol. “I would do anything you told me to, sir.” At this he laughs again, the hand on your cheek moving to pet the top of your head.

“Silly little thing.” He sighs wistfully. “You would like a treat, yes?” From day one he’s been able to read you like a book. You bite your lip, knowing you’ve been seen, and dare to nod. “Come sit in my lap, then.” He pats his thigh and relieved, you rise from your seat, mouth watering as you spy his steadily growing erection. You straddle him on the chair, your own pounding arousal so close, and yet so far away, from your true prize. Secondo takes a moment to admire how you look in his colors before pulling you in for a claiming, yet tender kiss. When he pulls away, your head is spinning.

“Thank you, Papa,” you say, breathless already. He shakes his head.

“No, darling. Thank you.”

[grimismywife]

After about a year, my base game save is finally done! My goal for it was to pretty up the world a bit/make it more interactable with twistedmexi's TOOL mod, and to make an overall fun gameplay experience!

Despite being base game, there are packs I highly recommend, being Seasons and Get Together. Seasons are not really necessary, there's only one seasons trait and career used, but most people have it anyway so. thought I'd mention. I do however, highly recommend Get Together. There's a ton of clubs, from classes, friend groups, dating pools and more.

There are no empty homes, but you can evict anyone you want. Go wild.

📌All three base game worlds refreshed!📌

most of the TOOL additions are in Willow Creek and Newcrest, as Oasis Springs is already perfect to me (ily oasis springs). There are no park lots in the world, instead you'll have to find them around! I wanted to encourage exploration as much as possible, I even found nice sceneries I didn't know existed while I was making it!

📌Hotels!📌

There is at least one hotel in each world, from shabby to glamourous! (Hot player tip™️: bring a gnome with you. Or just something that you can drag from your inventory to block a door. It basically locks the door! you're welcome)

📌University!📌

You may not have $50 to spare on a boring university experience. So why not have a taste in the base game? (Get Together is recommended to have more fleshed out classes, but not required) Complete with dorms, a Cafe, library and garden!

📌Retirement home!📌

Need a place to dump your elders until the 17th+ expansion pack, Get Old? Here is the perfect place to do it! (For Rent could be used on this lot if you prefer that playstyle) But just because everyone's over the age of 60, doesn't mean its short on drama!

📌Lore & Drama! 📌

Every household has its own storyline, for better or for worse. There's a ton of new households, as well as some old ones. the old ones have all been given makeovers, and some even have new lore!

📌Challanges!📌

In case you're not a story-based player, there's a few challenges in the world! Big day for rags to riches and 100 baby challenge fans.

📌Mysteries, for the player to solve!📌

There are several untold and unfinished storylines around the world. How many will end in a happy reunion?

📌And lastly, townies!📌

Every single townie has been given a makeover, So you won't get randomly generated sims clogging up your world! Or so I thought. It turns out, even if you give every randomly generated townie a makeover, the game will still generate more :( I think the only solution is to get a mod that controls how they spawn, I haven't tried any yet, so I can't give any recommendations.

And finally, the download! Enjoy homies

Just drag the file into your saves folder! Remember when downloading save files to back up your own. Make sure you don't have any save files with the same name! If you do this one might override it.

📌Additional notes:📌

📌Willow creek and Newcrest are pretty close in my mind. I'm going for a realistic playstyle, where distance between worlds is considered. (People is Oasis Springs probably don't know many from Newcrest, for example) But there is some overlap between these two worlds.

📌There are a few lots that you can use For Rent with.

📌The secret lots have also been made over!

📌If you don't have Cottage Living, delete the NPCs from that pack before playing. I kept them in, so the game didn't randomly generate anyone to fill the roles. (If you don't, you'll have them walking around naked)

📌You may get an error entering households, that you're missing content. This is likely just from traits from the mods I had in at the time (Although this was made with no mods in mind. So traits from lumpinou's mods may not line up with the storyline sims have been given)

📌I've had a bug where saving as a new file clears some relationships. Idk if that's just my game, but something to keep in mind.

📌eventually, more worlds will be done over! So far on the list is: Windenburg, San Myshuno, Tomarang, Brindleton Bay, Magnolia Promenade, Moonwood Mill, Del Sol Valley, Evergreen Harbor, San Myshuno, StrangerVille, Sulani, Forgotten Hollow, Henford-on-Bagley and Tartosa.

📌most sims have bonus traits from the rewards store! I feel like it fleshes them out a bit more. and I never play with bonus traits.

until next time!

~⭐~

[gaycrittercentral]

Im curious and new to the fandom what are Sam and max's personalitys I don't understand them really much but I like the characters! Do you have any tips to help..? A easier way to understand their dynamic

Oh hi welcome to the fandom bud!! :D hmmmm let’s see, how can I summarize these two dumbasses…well, the show bible is a fantastic place to start if you’d like to hear from the creator himself! There’s a lot of really interesting stuff in there, including a page or two that goes into detail about both of their personalities. Really neat stuff!

But let’s see, if I had to summarize them…well, I guess I’d put it under a cut cause I’m gonna ramble a bit lol

I guess I’d say that they’re just a couple of lunatics who enjoy doling out their slanted version of justice and accompanying it with their constant banter. They’ve been best friends and partners in crime ever since they were children (and in fact still have tons of baby photos framed around their office lmaooo) and it shows. They’re often described as having their own language, and they have incredible physical comfort with each other, with Sam frequently seizing Max to fling him at people or use him like a weapon (Max likes this, notably) and Max occasionally using his partner like a cat tree. And while they like to poke fun at and do slapstick on each other frequently, it’s clear that they’re incredibly close and really care for each other. Also they’re gay as fuck lmaooooo canon just doesn’t know it

Ooh here’s something I think gets misinterpreted a lot! Sam is not as reasonable and moral as he might seem. He just looks that way in comparison to Max, but he is honestly just as deranged in a lot of ways. He just hides it behind his carefree cadence and friendly smile lmao. It’s the kind of thing where if you ignore what he’s actually saying, he sounds calm and friendly and nice, but then you tune back in and realize he’s suggesting they wrap Max in tinfoil and stick him in a microwave for fun, or casually threatening some bizarre form of violence against something. I think it’s best summarized by this meme lmaooo

That said, he is still the more reasonable of the two of them, and probably the only one capable of feeling guilt or shame. It’s just that hanging out with Max kind of obliterates any chance of those feelings sinking in for long.

Oh and for Max, one thing I think is good to remember is that despite his frequent zero braincell behavior, he does in fact have a decent amount of intelligence. Which is kind of frightening, actually. He’s not as verbose as Sam, or at least doesn’t like to be, but he’s got smarts enough to make witty jokes and concoct his own plans and whatnot. He’s just also a goblin who likes clobbering people with flyswatters and would totally eat pizza off the floor lmao.

Conversely, Max isn’t exactly as deadly as he claims to be, either. Like, he’s still an absolute terror, but I think it’s important to remember that all one really has to do to keep him at bay is push his head away lmaoooo he arms too dang short

Ok but that’s all a bit in the weeds, so let’s see…basically, Sam is a cheerful goof who would really like to be a cool film noir detective, but is too busy having fun to keep up a serious facade for long. And Max is an irrepressible scamp who just likes to cause trouble and get into fights and wander around aimlessly. Sam does have his own weird sense of justice that he wants to uphold, but Max is kinda just happy to be along for the ride, and both of them are really only fighting crime and solving cases because it’s fun for them. And they’re a little codependent. Lmao.

Ooh, y’know what else has some really great analyses of these guys across different incarnations of the series? @h-worksrambles’s excellent discussions of their voices! Here’s the one they wrote on Max and his voice actors over time, and here’s the one on Sam. There’s a bit in the latter one where they talk about how Sam has a sort of shallowly-hidden temper that tends to burst forth on occasion, which I had never really given a lot of thought to but that I feel has deepened my understanding and enjoyment of his character! Definitely check those out, they’re a great read. :>

[freerangeranger]

<As students are filing into the lecture hall, Honoria Sorrel can be see fiddling with a projector. The first slide of the powerpoint reads: 'So You Don't Want to be a Ranger?'

Honey straightens up as the slide finally comes into focus, before glancing put at the sea of children still settling into their seats. She purses her lips slightly and wanders across the stage to a podium that had been moved aside - reconvening with Lamp the Sizzlipede who was watching her from atop the wooden stand.

No one can hear her as she speaks to the little fire-bug, although she does hand Lamp the projector control after a few moment.

As the crowd slowly settles - with much hushing from the other adult supervisors - Honoria takes a deep breath, and begins.>

"Hello Campers, welcome! My name is Honoria, and I am a Ranger stationed in Castalia city. Some of you might know me from the Shadow Sky Incident; I was one of many who assisted with relief efforts. I have been afforded the opportunity today to teach you about the Ranger Union and what it can do for you, even if you do not want to become an offical pokemon ranger."

<Honey waves her hand in the direction of Lamp, and the little bug uses his entire body weight to click the control, switching the powerpoint to the next slide. While this would have probably been easier for Honey to do herself, it was probably a bid to keep Lamp off her person, but still engaged with the lecture - probably to avoid Bug-Related Arson.>

"The Ranger Union is best known for its Area and Field Rangers... but you know, not everyone is cut out for that sort of job.

It's true! When you get older - don't give me that look, you will get older - Your life isn't always going to turn out the way you planned it. Sometimes we hurt ourselves. Maybe you will have a family! Or find that your passion is in engineering or marketing or security. Maybe you just hate being outside or in the field.

And that's okay! Just because you aren't a Ranger doesn't mean the Union is a dead end for you. There are tons of opportunities that people don't know about and most Ranger schools have programs for these jobs as well."

<The slide turns again, displaying the internal communications office for the Almia Ranger Union - a room of screens, computers and one massive monitor detailing the location of every styler in Almia.>

"Let's talk Operators. You all got your phones - yea? Did Miss Ellisa ask you to put them away? Well - not all of you are listening. I see you in the back. Yea, you! Hot tip: If you want to hide your phone, don't turn it on in a dark room. But you my friend might be a perfect fit for an Operator.

Operators are our IT management team for the Union. Prior to the invention of phones they were people who coordinated local Rangers, organized job boards and sent messages between Bases to facilitate smooth operations.

Now that we have satellite radio and modern communications integrated into our stylers, Operators work as a hub of all incoming reports and updates from Rangers in the field. Being knowedgable of software - both new and old - is crucial because if something goes wrong you are able to help with repairs, suggestions and even call emergency services. Not only that! Operators can reassign missions, give constant updates and are often the people who begin and end missions for Rangers. You get to boss us around over the phone - it's great."

<Lamp switches to the next slide, which shows a few images of strange, clunky looking stylers alongside modern, watch-like stylers. There are also a few photos of people wearing matching coveralls standing around a stange red machine. Historically astute members of the audience would recognize these as a Gigaremo Unit. It seems to have been dismantled.>

"Mechanics! The sister-field of IT. Where operators know what to do when software is on the fritz, Mechanics are responsible for building, maintaining and repairing all of the computers, stylers and other wacky gadgets that rangers use."

<The next slide contains a photo of a strange, vibrant green leaf affixed to a post. It seems almost normal - except for the mesh along the bottom and metallic components to the stem.>

"Look at this. Not quite a clunky old styler, huh? My friends, this is the first artifical pokemom leaf ever conceived. It works too! With some grafting you can attach this prosthetic to any grass pokemon that has lost a major body segment and it will provide them with a method of creating their own food. This is what I mean when I say 'mechanics'. Tools and Tech that go beyond your average smartphone.

... although it does help to know how to remove a SIM card from a phone.

If you love the idea of keeping a well oiled machine running or even inventing your own machines on someone else's dime, the Union offers scholarships for high school students - encouraging your to pursure higher education and create something that you can share with the world."

<This slide has a giant image of the Goldenrod Ecological Society's logo on it, alongside various photos of research labs, equiptment and a few remarkable members of the scientific community, including Professor Oak and Professor Sycamore. There is a noticable blank spot on the upper corner of the slide - as if a photo has been deleated hastily and not replaced in time.>

"Not many people know this, but a lot of the research that the Union supports doesn't actually relate to the field of pokemon conservation. True - creating better medical systems and styler technology is benefical to the Union as well as the medical industry. But there is a lot more to it than that. Which leads us to..."

<Honey provides a little bit of entertainment by jazz hand-ing her way through the next segway of her presentation. Although no one can see him, Lamp the Sizzlipede is also doing jazz hands. or jazz-nubbins.>

"Acedemia!

Now, this job isn't strictly 'working for the Union'. Your paycheck doesn't solely come from us. However. I don't know how many of you know this - but research is expensive! Last year the pokemon medical industry put 3.5 million dollars into new technology. Thats insane! I could buy the Union for that amount. But it gets used by people who want to know more about the world.

Now this doesn't really get explained to you so I'm going to lay it out here.

<Honey leans into the microphone, like she is about to share a deep dark secret in a hushed tone, and not through high end speakers capable of putting a Exploud to shame.>

"No one knows anything. The smartest, most well known scientist in the world can't tell you everything - heck they can't tell you anything with certainty. And thats how they like it.

The world is wide and vast and so crazy complicated. There are still arguments about photosynthesis, whether or not Flygon is a Bug or Dragon, and how bones heal. And the Union wants to support people who are trying to answer these questions - to create things like the prosthetic leaf and to inform policies to protect and manage pokemon-human interactions."

<This slide shows people hiking though thick underbrush, tagging 'mon and testing soil and water samples. While the focus of the images are clearly on the non-ranger personnel, a glimpse of @paldean-ranger-brandy can be seen in the background. Both her and her pokemon are staring up at a flock of murkrow in the tree above them.>

"Okay. So you don't wanna sit in a stuffy office looking through a microscope all day. But being a Ranger seems very stressful and you don't really want to deal with the people-side of the job.

May I present 'Survey Corps'. These are the enviromental sciences part of the Union. They are the ones responsible for long term monitoring and management of specific at-risk habitat and populations.

Their job is similar to Area Rangers, only if they see signs of human interruption they call the Area Rangers and get the heck out of dodge. Their job is strictly tagging pokemon, taking soil samples, checking water temperature and quality, monitoring construction sites for pokemon nests and even handing out hunting tickets for overpopulated species.

That doesn't tickle your fancy? What's that? You want to pet the pokemon but not get attacked by an angry Ursaring?"

<A massive photo of a little Sneasel takes up most of the projector. It is a strange color - purple instead of blue - but otherwise is staring up at the camera with a characteristic look of mischief. Other photos show pokemon being released into natural spaces, and infant pokemon nursing from bottles.>

"Rehabilitation is the name of the game! or job. Unsuprisingly there is a massive branch of pokemon welfare within the Union, both for the ride pokemon born and raised in captivity as well as injured pokemon who are going to be re-released. The Union also funds and runs its own breeding programs to reintroduce species back into their original habitats and potentially bring back ancient species that were wiped out by human intervention.

An example - not related to the Union - is with @sneasedtomeetyou who has spent time breeding hisuian sneasel - an extinct poison type - from the recessive genes recently discovered in modern sneasel. It's their hope to reintroduce these species back into Sinnoh because it was recently discovered that certain species of trees grow only after the seed has passed through the digestive tract of certain poison types."

<This slide shows what seems to be a group photo of a handful of trainers and their partners. They are all posing dramatically for the camera and wearing matching uniforms. In the distance there is a herd of Rhydon grazing peacefully, ignoring the presence of the humans and pokemon in the foreground.>

"What? Some of you want to deal with people more than pokemon? Jeez - picky crowd today.

Luckily I have a solution. The Union employs a lot of security forces both in the field and in their buildings. Because there are high risk pokemon in the protection of the Union - no I'm not going to tell you where or what they are, put your hand down - we need security guards who are skilled combatants to protect them. This is a perfect job for professional or aspiring trainers who need a fallback plan or simply don't want to be in the competitive scene anymore.

<The final slide is very empty compared to the previous ones - yet contains a lot more words. There is a provided email for the Pokemon Union as well as a large QR Code that seems to forward people to the scholarship page of the Union website.>

"In conclusion. The Union employs a wide variety of people with drastically different skills and needs. If you want to be Ranger - go for it! Be the best that you can be. But if you don't, I hope you will consider the opportunities presented here and maybe I'll hear you sometime over the phone telling me...

'Mission Clear!'"

<Honey gives a bow to the applause of the crowd, and awkwardly leaves the stage... before having to even more awkwardly return on stage, retreive a very miffed Lamp, and exit again; blushing madly.>

[letstalkwhump]

Let's Talk Whump

Welcome to Let’s Talk Whump, a series of interviews that spotlight the amazing people in our whump community! I’m Malice and I’ll be your host today. 

Here with us today is the one and only @redd956!

Good to have you here! How about we start off with a fact or three about yourself?

I got by two other names online, as my aliases are many, such as Dezert and Usarin. My blog itself isn’t fully a whump blog, but also writing/worldbuilding, it’s just quite well known in the whump community and I do see myself as a avant participant. Worldbuilding is my true passion, but it’s notable I also play tons of video games. My blog, and other online names are all after randomly chosen OCs of mine.

Let’s get straight to the point! What does whump mean to you?

Whump as a kid meant to me something strangely dark or violent to fall asleep to, now a days character arcs are expected in that. I realised I wasn’t alone upon joining finding the community. So now I guess it just means storyline violence/conflict in hopes to show a character arc unique to characters who go through a lot.

And how did you find the whump community? What made you want to join?

I found it while searching for writing tips & tricks stuff for a pinterest board. I realised when out of night ideas to sleep to I could use this, and lurked around the tumblr side of the community for half a year. Finally I noticed a lot of my favourite tropes weren’t as prevalent or there at all, and couldn’t take it anymore. Sometimes you just need to do something yourself.

Do you think your view on whump changed since you joined? 

My view hasn’t really changed at all, but I do have some new favourites, primarily the whole Hero contrasting with Villain character dynamics in whump.

What do you consider to be your favourite whump trope?

Oh boy… I guess my favourite whump trope would be taking down a powerful stoic character. The power itself is meant to be vague, as I feel it changes depending on whatever I’m feeling, whether it be physically, magically, role, whatever. I primarily love this because it forces the powerful character to show vulnerability they are not used to, and I absolutely love that.

Do you mind sharing a favourite piece you've written?

My favourite piece I’ve written isn’t on my blog, and probably never will be, as I write a lot. And I mean…a lot. It changes every year, so right now I’d give it to a 7 page piece of mine dedicated to my OCs from my worldbuilding universe, labelled Apocalyptic for obvious reasons. For my blog… I’d say my favourite piece is Prompt 8. I did once attempt to post a sequel because of requests but I absolutely hate it and refuse to acknowledge it’s existence. 

I love a good hero/villain story! Do you have a regular writing routine?

I only write whump via striking sudden inspiration. I do have a major overwriting problem, that I’m still trying to fix. I write a lot! I am a studying creative writing major, and will likely be working as a writing tutor next school semester. I usually play lo-fi, hopefully themed to whatever I’m writing, and write any time of day or night.

And do you find that some things are easier to write than others?

I excel in military and nonhuman whump in my eyes, as well as a lot of cold whump. I’m great at the first two, because a lot of my personal creations include them. I’m bad at writing long form captivity/torture stuff. I just don’t exactly like most of it anyway, for no reason in particular. But I find it very difficult to describe.

Is there anything you're working on at the moment? 

I’m currently working on starting and continuing the beginning of two whump series on Ao3. Other than that I’m always continuing my personal work. 

Do you have a joke or pun you would like to share to spread some smiles today?

foap

Give us some writing advice. Bless us with your wisdom, oh awesome one!!!!!

Write whatever you want, practice in whatever way works for you, and keep doing that!

Shout out to your favourite writing/whump blogs, bffs or people who've inspired you. We're hyping everyone one up here!!!

Oh dear, there’s so many! Uh @mottinthemainpot, @theres-whump-in-that-nebula, @whumpsday, @leyswhumpdump, @painful-pooch, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams, @wither-wander-whump , @whump-me @thebewingedjewelcat @i-eat-worlds and so many more

Also for good measure, the non-whump blog, @heckcareoxytwit

Anything you'd like to add?

You’ll probably notice me and my partner being occasionally unashamed madly in love on my blog, and especially on theirs. 

Thanks for joining us today, @redd956! Great to have you here!

And to all you wonderful folks at home, have a whump-derful day!

[punikyukyu]

CAKEDELIVERY service~! ♡

『 Welcome to my blog! 』

— Name's Puni, any pronouns, and this is my side blog to post all my Hazbin Hotel art!

Don't know how long this blog will last, but it'll be fun either way :3c

(Main blog: punipuniii (inactive), but if you see me liking or following that's the account that will show up instead of this one)

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• Comms: Open!! Check out my KO-FI (you can also DM me here or on my Twitter if your interested! I can take payment (USD) via ko-fi, PayPal, or CashApp)

• Inbox/DMs: Open! Don't be afraid to DM me (especially mutuals) or send in asks (#☆delivery arrived, always happy to answer the silly questions you all have, whether its about me, my ocs, aus, ships, etc)

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Hazbin OCs

☆ Nene Morningstar (chaggie fankid, #nene morningstar)

☆ Viola Carmine (veldette fankid, #viola carmine)

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PMDHazbin AU

◇ Main Cast part 1 (more designs will come one day.., #pmdhazbin au)

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♡ Expect a ton of Hazbin fanart (duh) whether it be my aus, ships, fankids, etc. Hit me with all your hazbin questions, or just general asks about me. I'm open to conversations with other fans of the show! Do check out any of the links above while you're at it in case you wanna support me there (likes, reblogs, following, tips, etc)! Ty for stopping by and checking out my blog — ☆

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[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

After the first post of someone openly sharing their spidersona, I achieved some bravery.

My spidersona takes place in a cyberpunk reality, their name is Alejandro Óvendalian Fernández, spider-bike, spider-motor, spider-cyber, no preference, as long as it's cool.

The general aesthetic of Alejandro is layered tech wear, but way cooler, they have a tank top with blue grafiti that reads "kruton" (aka, crouton.)

Ale's fit is partially glow in the dark, same goes for the spider suit!!

Alejandro's whole ideal is motorcycles. tech, IT, engineering, repair, you name it. making solo motorcycles, and gear for HQ. (And only using scrap metal!!!)

They can deal with any vehicle, multi tasking whilst drifting. sewing as they race, playing rock paper scissors whilst backwards on the motorcycle.. it's awesome.

They were bitten by a corrupted chip, meaning ale has no spider webs, but instead had to use electrical wires, work just as well!

Alejandro is good mates with hobie, and they usually stay at his place for no particular reason, he's just that cool !! :3

I wont go too off, I have so much to blabber about, I'm afraid it'd be overwhelming.

I am autistic, and love making self inserts, a ton!!! It's practically my whole life. So when I heard your open to hear about spider-sonas I got excited.

I hope this was entertaining to read, and I'd be willing to deliver more info if desired!! (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

“Ale, you’re like so cool! I’m always jelly of the Spiders with the brains.

Psst- hot tip: Hit up Margo for some parts, and I bet you and Hobes' could get our watches cracked and hacked in no time 😈 Huge party in my universe anyone?’

Thank you so much for submitting! I literally love Alejandro (and their name). Their futuristic knowledge with Hobie's edge probably results in some great inventions. With all those skills, hopefully Miguel isn't working them to death the way he is Diane, lol It was definitely interesting to read, and feel free to reply with more! Diane is always breaking stuff and goes to all of Hobie's shows, so they probably run into each other a lot!

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This is apart of the Spider-Society Welcome Committee:

Welcome to Spider Society!

Have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider? Are you aware of the multiverse? If you’ve answered ‘yes’ to these two highly-specific questions, Welcome Aboard! Miguel’s created the Spider Society Welcome Committee - and Diane ‘Disco-Spider’ is your advisor! Armed with welcome pamphlets, extracurriculars, and the greatest gossip, Disco is here to give every spidersona a warm welcome :) [Just a silly thing I’ve doing as art practice. I’m neurodivergent and love seeing spidersonas, so I do this in my spare time. I’d love to hear about yours if you have one. Submit or tag me in art of yours, send me an ask describing them, or just chat away to Disco - The Spider Society Welcome Committee is here for warm welcomes and rad-worldbuilding. No matter the spidersona, or the material you have :) It’s all love and fun]

[thirdeyeblue]

Hi, I'm a new Doctor who fan and I love fanfiction, but I'm not much of a writer. I want to try writing a Ten/Rose fanfiction. (On the fence between a simple Human College AU or a Regency Era AU, love the esthetic, but not that knowledgeable on the troupes.) So I am reaching out to writer I love, to ask if there are any tips for characterization, for Rose and Ten. I love their dynamic, but I don't want to make Ten too childish or Rose to lovesick.

Hi! First of all, thanks so much for loving my fics! 💖💖💖💖 And welcome to being a Whovian 🥰

I’ve never personally written an AU — I intend to in the near future — but as far as characterizations go, there are a few helpful bits of advice. The BEST advice I can offer you is to watch the show. A lot. At least watch Ten/Rose compilations/clips on YouTube.

Let yourself really hear the lines back in your head. Memorize their little “isms” (such as Ten’s “wellllll” and “brilliant!”) and other beats in the way they say things. When you’re writing them, think about the characters actually saying the line you’re writing. Does it sound wrong? Then it probably just needs a bit of tweaking, is all.

For example, how would Rose say she was getting scared? She wouldn’t say “Gee Doctor, I’m pretty damn scared right now” — she’d probably say something more akin to, “Doctor, something feels a bit… off,” or “I think something’s wrong — I don’t like this”.

And how would the Doctor say he’s having a great time? He wouldn’t say “This is awesome, Rose! I’m having a blast!” He’d be more likely to say, “What do you think, Rose? Isn’t this brilliant?” Or maybe, “Oh, have a look at that — they’ve got those little cakes with the golden bits on top!”

The Doctor and Rose are relatively easy to figure out when it comes to their voices and cadences if you listen to them enough. If you’re still struggling even after watching episodes and clips and etc, I recommend reading fics by some of the best writers out there for characterizations.

A few recommendations (there are tons — these are just a few) would be Cereal, MegaBadBunny, and Lixabiz. All phenomenal at capturing Ten/Tentoo and Rose’s characters, and Lixabiz and Cereal both have AU’s that are fucking spectacular, if you want to see how they write those two in non-DW scenarios.

You can also check out the website ReadAllComics, which has almost all of the DW comic book content, and might be helpful for reading the characters as opposed to watching them.

All in all, it just takes a bit of practice. An exercise in just writing them in various situations couldn’t hurt, either. Even just practicing writing them having a regular interaction about nothing would be helpful. You’ll sort it out!

I also think it’s great that you’re reaching out to your favorite writers 💖 I hope you get lots of great advice!

[stillebesat]

Surprise Delivery

The ginormous sign that had to be half the size of the door it hung from would have been difficult to miss even if the PLEASE READ DELIVERY PERSON hadn’t been positively bedazzled in red and gold glitter to the point he was sure it could be seen from space. 

Well...at least Sparkles had enough sense to recognize that anyone could be delivering their packages and not just delivery ‘man.’ Virgil rolled his eyes as he approached the home, carefully placing the two large boxes on the porch and hitting ‘delivered’ on his tablet before reaching up to grab the sign.

It wasn’t the first time he’d encountered notes left by the owners of the house, though most of them were accompanied by an obviously set up basket full of goodies for him to take from. Rarely a tip or something. But this? He tore the sign off the door revealing a much smaller paper, folded in half underneath it with an elegant Read Me written on it. 

“Okay.” He muttered, glancing around the porch as he pulled that note off the door as well. No goodies. But a note? Maybe there would be a tip inside. That or Sparkles had just gone way over the top to ask him to leave the package somewhere else besides the porch. 

He flipped open the page. 

Hey,

Virgil raised an eyebrow at the freaking cursive that looked like it had come straight out of a disney movie. Geez. Sparkles could make anything fancy. 

I know it’s a lot to ask and you probably have a ton more deliveries to do, but my son will be coming home from school soon and it’s his Birthday

“Well Happy Birthday to him.” Virgil muttered, reaching up to adjust his face mask. Why in the world did he need to know that? 

 Unfortunately, due to work, I can’t be there to greet him and so I was hoping that you would cover for me.

He looked up. “Cover...are you crazy?” Who in their right mind would admit to a complete stranger that their kid was coming home to an empty house?! That was just asking for the boy to get kidnapped. 

Of course, Virgil brushed his fingers over his bangs, using the movement to furtively scan the porch for a security camera. A lot of houses had them these days and bingo. There it was, hidden in the corner. Great. Now he couldn’t even pretend to have not read this little note, the owner would know.  

But still. Why him?! Couldn’t a neighbor have covered for Sparkles? Surely not all of them were gone to work. Surely they would be better options than risking disappointment on the whim of a delivery guy. He shook his head. This person had to have the luck of the Gods or something if he actually expected the package to arrive right before the kid got home. No one had that good of timing.  

I left $200 under the mat. 

Virgil stiffened, automatically looking down to the Welcome Princes, Princesses and Non-Binary Royalty!” castle shaped mat at his feet. 

 TWO HUNDRED--WHY?! He could have just hired a babysitter for that to greet the kid, not risk having a complete stranger take the money and run. “You. Are. Crazy.” Security cameras could only do so much. What if he’d just been a porch pirate? A noisy neighbor? Honestly someone had to have gotten curious over the stupidly gaudy sparkle sign that had been hanging from the door before Virgil tore it down.

One box has my son’s present in it. The other has Winnie the Pooh.

What do you say Pooh? Help me out and give it to him?

Pooh. Sparkles wanted him to dress up as...Pooh? Virgil shot the camera a dark look. “You’re kidding right?” He said, folding the note in half and shoving it into his pocket with one hand as he pulled out a pocket knife with his other, slicing through the tape of the first box with ease and pulling it open and froze as Pooh’s head stared up at him.