#primessrick

[beefsaw]

Hey Pretty

We are still open to 'dealing' with the clone if you do not want them.

@primessrick

SURE, BECAUSE I WANT TO ASK YOU FOR HELP. FUCK OFF! I KNOW A FUCKING SPY WHEN I SEE ONE. YOU COME TO LEECH OUT OF MY EMOTIONS OR MY INFO!?

and you're a little late. now i got two boyfriends. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

[primessrick]

“I-…” *He felt a chill go up his spine as he gripped his rosary at witnesses their presence.*

@priest-richard-sanchez

You are bold to dare approach us.

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[puer-mortifer]

Favourite Grandchild.

We're... watching what's going on. We do hope you'll make good choices.

@primessrick

Of course, meemaw Primess! I'm always a good kid, aren't I?

[presidentpawn]

c137 shouldve let you die. that goodwill of his is wasted on you

What C-137 does isn't left to my hands. At the end of the day, he is his own person, and the decision he made to save me is of his own choosing.

...

He shouldn't have needed to save me. I was caught off guard, it won't happen in the future.

[h-a-t-r-e-d]

Hello Hatred.

Love the android vessel; you chose it well.

Have you any ideas for implementing taste and olfactory senses into it? We are open to aiding you if a more divine augmentation is required.

Taste is just such a pleasant experience. We'd be so sad if you continued to miss out on the opportunity, especially with teeth like yours.

@primessrick

I have thought of cutting the tongue off of one of my humans and trying to embed it into this body, but I have no guarantee that will work. As for olfactory sense, I still don't know how to do that.

I've seen you make deals with others, you never do these things for free. What would you ask from me if I said yes?

[primessrick]

No.

No one. Wanted . To eat it . So I did . More for me . Delicious .

@beefsaw @thatonerick @metal-rick @teenrickwubbadubdub @albino-rick @b1rdrick @crimson-rick

[msc137]

No one loves a liar.

we can keep each other safe from anything.

If it were true he wouldn't be blind.

@primessrick

...i know. i shouldve done better for them.

[primessrick]

im so sorrg i was sl dimb and i aoulled the whiskey all over my bear please cab you fix him?

he's crying. big, heaving sobs that only the truly drunk and distraught can make sound genuine.

- @msc137

*Already coalescing herself before him, she coos at the pitiful sight*

Hush, Little one. This is a simple fix for us.

*Reaching out, she picks up the soiled bear, her shadows already cleaning away the mess*

There. Just as it was before. Was there anything else we can do for you?

[puer-mortifer]

Impressive work, favourite darling Grandchild.

You are so skilled! We hope you find that helper much more helpful than the other one.

@primessrick

Thank you, meemaw Primess! It was challenging, but I like a challenge!

I'm still keeping my dear grandfather to help me around, I could never get rid of him! But an extra pair of hands will do some good around here.

[primessrick]

Killing ours was one of the better things we did.

And given the pitiful range of specimens here. Keep it up.

It can hardly be further downgrade.

"Lemme tell ya that, ya ain't shit you sad mudbowl legged meatsacks, none of ya look apart when ya pull the clothes off, all just old fucks with attachment issues. "

"that's why I shoot your wives, gotta build some character"

[morty-rights]

Just a FEW people who inspired me if you liked my rp account I HIGHLY SUGGEST INTERACTING AND TALKING TO THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE AMAZING!!

(Not all of them are rp accounts however I suggest checking all of them out!!! also without tags but they're all easy to find)

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(If you were not added or want to be included put your account in the comments!!)

Also there might be some other cool accounts in the comments so look out for those!! Everyone here was delightful

[not-the-citadel-official]

okay, so, we're trying out a new format with this one. instead of screenshots, i'm going to copy paste the messages, for ease of reading.

this one is pretty important to the ongoing plots of @msc137, @presidentpawn, and @primessrick, so i really would recommend reading it! i'm sure a fair amount of this is going to show up later, here on tumblr.

#group-chat

Skittle: said this in #group-chat-2, but i dont think ryan saw it,

there are some people that really muddle the clarity of the whole "anti primess" movement

Primess: Yes thank you for your input Not-Grandson. Don't you have a bar to drink through?

Skittle: yeah im really slacking off on my duties.

Primess: As long as you are aware.

Whatever Effie sees in your pathetic presence we shall never know.

Skittle: i dont know either tbh

Primess: And you still always seek new ways to disappoint her?

Skittle: seems like it. its just a matter of time at this point really

Pawn (in response to Primess): Do you ever shut up? Do you truly lack the capability to acknowledge when nobody wants to hear from you? Are you so desperate for attention that you bring back everything you've already done in order to live out your former "glory" ?

Pawn: You're disgusting. If the only low hanging fruit you can find is scraps from past encounters, you have long since deserved to starve.

Skittle: oh. woah.

Primess: Careful, little Pawn. Your amusement will run its course, and unlike little 'Skittle', who we still find entertaining and will continue surviving our tender mercies. You will find out how unfortunate our games can be to those toys we wish to throw away.

Pawn: I don't play for your amusement. I don't fear you, nor have I been given a true reason to. You are nothing but a parasite, you leech off whatever you can get your hands on and pretend you're the monster. You may be powerful, but that doesn't make up for your weakness in every other place.

Pawn: What you do is none of my business, but it's becoming sad to watch. You're desperate for pieces of past experiments, and they are long past finished. Pretend to be important as long as it makes you feel better, but know your act is transparent.

Skittle: im. i. i think i need a minute. ill be right back.

Primess: ... It is truly quite an accomplishment to render us speechless... But how else are we meant to react when we see a fool attempt to fistfight the Sun. Your pathetic attempts to psychoanalyse us fail as you try to attribute what we do to human natures, little mortal you can not even begin to understand our mind; thinking so otherwise makes you even more adorably naive than every other Morty we see.

Primess: But please. If it makes your pathetic life have some meaning, leap into the maw, try and flail. It only serves to remind us how weak and lowly you truly are.

Pawn: You'll have that connection to humanity forever, whether you like it or not. You may be inhuman, but you started as a Rick, and that will forever your baseline. When stripped of what makes you 'special', you go back to being somebody who can only thrive off of seeing somebody do worse than you. I would say it's sad to watch if anybody cared enough to do so.

Pawn: You're not above as much as you think you are, and the day it happens, I hope to watch you fall much like Icarus. You are beyond your depth, in every way.

Primess: For a moment she watches Pawn in silence. Until a cruel laugh erupts from her throat.

How utterly adorable you are—adorable and insignificant. Be grateful for it. It is the only thing keeping that loveless little fluttery thing in your chest, actually in your chest. For now atleast.

As for your hopes, by all means, pray to non-existent gods and hope to the universe that abandoned you long ago for all you wish. But the way we see it, your dreams are as pointless as you are.

Pawn: My heart keeps beating because I make it so. If you had any say over that, I would bother to watch my tongue around you. I don't respect you, nor do I fear you. Your opinion of me matters less than it does any man I'd see on the side of the road, you're no more than a vulture to me.

Pawn: You aren't to be feared, and you do nothing but act as a fool when you pretend to be as much. You are vermin, the dirt on the cosmic heel.

#mortys-1

Skittle: um, hey. pawn, uh. thanks.

Pawn: Don't thank me.

Pawn: It's not necessary.

Skittle: ...

Skittle: i think it is

Pawn: It's really not.

Pawn: If it... helps, you're welcome.

Skittle: :)

Skittle: i mean. it is necessary. im sure you know how shitty ive been feeling lately. it was, well, it felt really nice for someone to say something to her when she started to dig into me.

Pawn: It's not just you. She needs to be taught what her place is.

Skittle: i know

Pawn: What she pretends to be is far from where she actually stands, and she looks foolish picking on an already ill teenager.

Skittle: still

Pawn: I don't need to be thanked. Others should be standing up when you can't more often.

#group-chat

Primess: Her eyes blaze Oh, poor little toy. Perhaps we were too lenient. Your heart did beat because we allowed you to have it so... Such a pity it won't do so again. At her final word Pawn's heart stops, the agony in his chest is instant.

By our count, you have 20 seconds to beg for your life.

Skittle: shitshitshit pawn it isnt worth it please apologize to her

Primess: By all means little fool die upon the floor then. Perhaps others will learn to hold their tongue

Primess (in reply to Skittle): Once again you get other people hurt Not-Grandson

Skittle: please please dont kill him

Skittle: please

Primess: Tsk tsk. We thought you said so long ago you wouldn't do any deals with us again

Primess: Either we get a deal, an apology or a corpse

Skittle: im fucking weak, okay? im not gonna let you kill him. what do you want from me?

Primess: Another favour, another game when we choose. Don't worry it won't be the same as last time.

Pawn: The pain that flooded his system instantly made Pawn clutch his chest, eye squeezing shut. He tried to wave off Morty, biting down on his lip to prevent crying out in pain, near keeling over. 20 seconds was up too quickly, the boy collapsing on the ground.

Skittle: and no one gets physically hurt?

Skittle: fuck

Skittle: deal

Skittle: i cant make demands right now just please dont kill him

Primess: Do you really think you deserve that kindness this time?

Skittle: fine whatever just please

Primess: Good choice. At the snap of her fingers Pawn's heart starts beating again... not a moment too soon

Pawn: When brought back, Pawn's body twitched, heavy gasping and coughing bringing him back to awareness. For a moment, he sat still on the floor, eye widened as he stared down at himself on the floor. Without speaking, he stood and used his gun to send himself somewhere else. Anywhere but there.

Primess: ... Skittle

Skittle: ...hi.

Primess: He does that ever again, we will rip his heart out of his chest and feed the bloodied mess to him. Make sure he knows it.

Skittle: okay

#mortys-1

Skittle: god fucking damn it

Skittle: no one ever give a shit about me again. please

Skittle (linking to #group-chat-1): this is what happens when you do

Skittle: fuck

Skittle: fuck

False Morty: im pretty sure that happened because it was a long time coming

False Morty: shouldve let him die

Skittle: he went out of his way to defend me to her and she almost fucking killed him.

Skittle: fuck you

False Morty: im just saying! this is not the first fight hes caused

Skittle: but its the first fight hes caused on my behalf

False Morty: the guy practically looks for a fight whenever he can get it

Skittle: and this is the fight that almost killed him

Skittle: the one where he was defending me

#group-chat-1

Adult!Showrunner Morty: * walks in holding a smoke wearing a cover all, looks at this shit * ...oh * leaves *

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what an eventful morning! let me know what you think of the format!

kisses, @thoughts-and-gayers!

[obviously-jerry]

Brats these days, no respect.

@primessrick

I know, I gave him life, and for what? He won't even perform the one task that was predetermined for him anymore.

I personally blame his host, it's made him soft.

[primessrick]

Coward.

... Bottom coward at that.

So, my friend and I got into an argument kinda over who is who in your relationship, long story short there’s 20 euros on the table that you are the top one ! and Beefsaw is bottom

please say that you are the top one, I already know where that money going

W-what? That question i-is really personal! W-why do you even need to know that? What we d-do in bed is no one else's business...

[stick-rick]

Do stickmen die?

We are curious

@primessrick

...

Yes, anything living can die. What kind of question is that?

[murtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurt]

What's this we hear about you interfering with our playthings?

@primessrick

nothing personnel kid :~>