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Could you please write an emt!marauders drabble with their girlfriend who is blind or that has temporarily lost her sight and them helping her move around the house because she often bumps into furniture and things like that. Just something fluffy with blind!reader pretty please??đ„ș
Thanks for requesting!
emt!marauders x visually impaired!reader ⥠527 words
James comes home to find all the furniture in the wrong place and his two boyfriends fretting over your ankle.Â
He drops his gym bag by the door, looking around bewilderedly. âHas there been a tornado I didnât hear about?âÂ
âNo,â Remus says, pressing gently around the circumference of your ankle with his fingers, âonly Sirius.âÂ
âHe wanted to rearrange the furniture,â you clarify.Â
âOh.â James nods slowly. âWhy?âÂ
âBecause variety is the spice of life, James,â Sirius snipes, no small amount of defensiveness in his tone. It earns him a weary look from Remus, and he quiets, taking your hand apologetically. âAnd also because I wasnât expecting you back inside yet, dollface.âÂ
âItâs fine.â You cast a little smile in his direction. Then, wavering, âIt is fine, isnât it?âÂ
âI think so.â Remus sets your foot down. Itâs promptly picked back up by Sirius, who presses a firm kiss to your ankle. âI think itâs only twisted, not sprained.âÂ
âIâll get some ice,â Sirius volunteers. He hops up, eager to redeem himself.Â
âSo,â says James, sitting down on the edge of the couch, âwhat exactly happened?âÂ
Remus gives him an apologetic look. âThe two of us were out back in the garden, when I guess Sirius was in here executing his home makeover. We came in for something to drink, and she went ahead of me and tripped over the coffee table because it wasnât where it was supposed to be. Twisted her ankle a bit.âÂ
âOh, poor lovie.â James leans down to kiss the top of your head. âIf I make you a pillow tower, will you elevate your foot on it?âÂ
You hum, shrugging. âSure.â James sets to work.Â
âFound some peas for my sweetpea,â Sirius announces himself. He laughs when you and Remus groan.Â
âI promise Iâm not upset with you,â you say as he touches your ankle, a silent warning before setting the frozen peas on it, âbut if you ever call me that again, youâll wake up the next morning and all my things will be gone.âÂ
âI sort of like it,â James admits.
âThank you, Jamie.â Sirius rewards him with a grin. James leans over to kiss his cheek. He gives his boyfriendâs face a tiny, affectionate squeeze, knowing what he puts himself through when he thinks heâs hurt someone he loves. Sirius is all levity, though, as he accepts the kiss smugly. âSee, someone around here has some taste.âÂ
âDonât think that means heâs going to help you rearrange the living room,â Remus warns. âYouâre going to put this all back so itâs navigable again.âÂ
âSuppose that means I should go,â you say, starting to push up off the couch.Â
Three pairs of hands move to stop you.Â
âNo, youâve only just started icing your ankle,â Sirius chides. âLet it rest for a while before you go back out.âÂ
âYeah,â James agrees. âGive us about twenty minutes of rest, and then Iâll help you find your way out of this labyrinth, okay?â He gives the layout of the furniture a long, critical look to tease Sirius. âNo way youâre getting through this mess on your own. Itâs complete madness.â
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'Love, Joel'- a 'The Girl in IT' Companion Piece - Pt. 1 - 'The Tornado Watch'
A Boss! Joel Miller x IT Specialist F! Reader AU
Chapter Rating: T
Chapter Preview: "Joel?" your voice calls out, followed by a knock on his window. "What the hell are you doing here? The news issued a tornado watch. You shouldn't be here," you say, frowning. Despite your concern, Joel can't help but smile at the sight of you. Your hair is tied into a messy bun on the top of your head, and your oversized sleep shirt falls off one shoulder. If you weren't frowning at him, he swears the mere sight of you would knock him off his feet. His hands itch to reach out to you, pulling you into his truck so he can kiss that frown off of your face, wishing you a good morning. He imagines his fingertips grazing the skin of your bared shoulder, pressing a kiss on your skin as your head tilts in pleasure-
Chapter Warnings and Tags: Strong language, Joel is an idiot who disregards weather warnings, please be smart and shelter if caught in a tornado warning!, no beta we die like men!
Word Count: 2K
A/N: ... and here it is! Part 1 of my 500 Follower Celebration, 'Love, Joel'- a look behind the 10 years of Joel's pining for our favorite girl in IT, Sugar. I thought it would be really fun to see what happened in the span of those 10 years, where Joel worked his ass off trying to feel worthy of our girl! Thank you so much for all of the love and support you all have given me and this little fic of mine, words can't describe just how much it all means to me!
Remember when Sugar asked Joel about the moment he realized he was in love with her and he mentioned something about a Tornado Watch? This is that story.
The National Weather Service in Austin/San Antonio has issued a Tornado Watch for Travis County until 5pm... please do not attempt to leave and find shelter-
"Dad, are you serious?" Sarah's voice echoes through the phone in disbelief. "The entire campus is on lockdown, and I'm stuck in a basement with 50 other panicked girls. Why in the world are you heading to work?"
"The weather lady mentioned it's just a tornado watch, not a warning," Joel defends.
Sarah sighs on the other end of the line. "I really think you should turn around and head back home, you know, like a rational human being."
"Can't do that. The project is already behind, and I can't afford for it to fall even further behind. Plus, I owe Tommy money for all the overtime he's been putting in," Joel explains, a touch of frustration evident in his voice. "I'm already in hot water with the client as it is. You know how it is, baby girl."
"I'm pretty sure this client of yours is sitting comfortably in their own shelter in that big house of theirs. The actual nerveâ"
"Sarah, I get it, okay? The moment it escalates to a warning, I'll come down from the roof and join them in that cushy shelter, okay?" Joel reassures, attempting to ease Sarah's concerns.
"Promise?" she asks softly, and Joel envisions the hint of a frown in her voice. "Or else I won't come home over the weekend."
"You're going to come back home this weekend?" Joel's spirits lift, a grin playing on his face as he heads towards the job site.
"Promise me, Dad!"
"Cross my heart," he assures, turning into the driveway. "Need a ride, or you're good to make it back yourself?"
"I think I can handle an hour drive." She replies with a small chuckle. "I don't have a good feeling about this, but be safe, okay? I love you."
"Love you too, baby girl. Go shelter with the other girls now, ok?"
"Ok dad, bye."
"Bye," he says absentmindedly, the phone already disconnected after Sarah hangs up.
Joel turns off the ignition, a deep sigh escaping from his chest. He gazes into the distance, the burden of the tornado watch weighing heavily on him. He should be at home right now, preparing by filling water bottles, checking for enough batteries for lanterns and flashlights, tuning into the television for weather updates, and patiently waiting out the storm. Â
Instead, echoes of his client's disappointed voice from yesterday's confrontation linger in Joel's mind, questioning why a 'simple roof repair' is stretching beyond the agreed-upon month.
"I paid you good money and took a chance on you, and you can't even deliver..."
What haunts him more is the image of you in the background, concern etched across your face.
"Dad, you can't blame him for the crappy weather we've been having! Of course, the project would be delayed," you try to reason, awkwardly placing a hand on your father's shoulder in an attempt to soothe his frustration.
"Is it your money that's paying for your mistake?" your father snaps back, shrugging off your hand. "Or do we need to revisit why you thought mounting an antenna on the roof was a brilliant idea? Who do you think you are, concerning yourself in an adult conversation?" he chides, crossing his arms. "Go back inside and help your mother with breakfast!"
Offering Joel a weak smile, you nod, turning back towards the house. Joel smiles back, the sight of your concerned face pulling at his heartstrings. His hands itch to push the errant stray hair away from your face, his hands grazing the softness of your skin spanning across your face-
"Well? What are you doing just standing there?" your father snaps. "Don't you have a roof to fix?"
Just a few more days, Joel. You can do this, he reassures himself. He idles in the car for a bit, observing the darkening grey sky.  At least Sugar should be home, maybe she'll keep me company...
"Joel?" your voice calls out, followed by a knock on his window. "What the hell are you doing here? The news issued a tornado watch. You shouldn't be here," you say, frowning.
Despite your concern, Joel can't help but smile at the sight of you. Your hair is tied into a messy bun on the top of your head, and your oversized sleep shirt falls off one shoulder. If you weren't frowning at him, he swears the mere sight of you would knock him off his feet. His hands itch to reach out to you, pulling you into his truck so he can kiss that frown off of your face, wishing you a good morning. He imagines his fingertips grazing the skin of your bared shoulder, pressing a kiss on your skin as your head tilts in pleasure-
"Hello? Are you even listening to me?" your concerned voice cuts through his reverie, snapping him back to the present. "Go home, Joel. I'm sure Sarah is worried sick-" you bite your lower lip, your lips wobbling a tiny fraction. "-and I don't want you stuck here if things take a turn for the worse," you insist, a hint of worry in your eyes.Â
Joel opens his truck door, shaking his head. "No can do, Sugar. You heard your dad yesterday; I need to finish this job and get out of y'all's hair. I've already overstayed my welcome."Â
"I don't give a fuck what my father says, he's just being difficult as fucking usual. He's already up in arms fussing around about the watch, i'm pretty sure he's not concerned whether or not you'll show up or not," you say defiantly, frustration flushing your face. "I swear, if you don't go home, I'll force you to shelter with me!"
Well, Joel muses, the corner of his mouth rising in a smirk.  Now that's an idea I wouldn't be opposed to-
"I'm a big boy, Sugar. It's just a tornado watch, no need to worry about little ol me, okay?" he smiles, cupping your cheek.  Fuck, her skin is soft-
you lean into his touch, your eyes closing in resignation. Â
"Okay Joel," you whisper, your hand meeting his.  "The moment Nancy over at KXAN mutters anything about a tornado warning, I'm climbing up that fucking ladder myself and dragging your ass to shelter, okay?"
Joel gives your face a small squeeze. "Deal."
A few hours later, as Joel continues on working on the roof over your bedroom, you stick your head out of your window, calling out to him. "Joel? The news said that a lightning storm is going to be rolling in soon. I think it's time you should head out-"
Joel stops hammering a shingle, steadying himself as he peers at you from the roof. "I just have a few more shingles to go-"
Your eyes narrow in irritation. "Joel, no. Get your ass off of the roof this instant!"
"Baby-" he breathes, kicking himself for letting the endearment he calls you in his dreams from leaving his lips. "I can't afford to lose this job, your dad is already pissed as it is-"
Your face contorts into something resembling sadness, and if he focuses on your face hard enough, he swears he sees the tears forming on the corner of your eyes. If it were a different time, in a different place, where Sarah's mother's body replaced yours, he would imagine he wouldn't even be having this conversation, having been forced to brave worse conditions before.
"How am I going to expect to survive if you don't go into work?" she would spit, shaking her head and glaring at him as Sarah wails in her booster seat at the table in the background. "It's bad enough that you basically trapped me, do you need to be here to make sure I stay? What's a little lighting storm gonna do to you, huh Joel? We need to eat!"
"Trapped you?!" he replies angrily, his hands clenching, knuckles white. "I didn't force you to stay, it's not like you're happy to be here!" He motions over to Sarah, his eyes narrowing. "Our daughter is crying out for you and you can't even be assed to comfort her!"
"I don't want to do this right now, just go Joel. You think about your attitude while you work in the storm!" she shouts, harshly grabbing Sarah from her seat and slamming their bedroom door. Â
It was her cruelty and selfishness that turned Joel off from dating and finding someone else, the weight of her absence proving to be a heavy burden on him as a single father once their divorce was finalized. Sure, there were women, attractions, and occasional one-night stands, but nothing more than that. Joel could count on one hand just how many women, in the last twenty years, had stayed the night, and to be completely honest with himself, it didn't bother him in the least. He had Sarah to raise and raise right, a wayward, careless brother he had to bail out of jail when he drank just a little too much, and a business to run. He didn't have time for casual, and he didn't have the desire for anything long term. Things were going great, even if his business was barely off of the ground and he was starting to slowly swim into the depths of debt. He didn't need to add anyone else into the equation.
And then you came along.
... with your fucking smile and your bright eyes and the way that you laugh - with your entire body - as he cracks a dad joke so bad he could feel Sarah cringing all the way from her college dorm room. How instead of living your life and being a twenty-something doing something fun with friends, you would rather spend your time with him, sitting on the edge of your windowsil asking him about anything and everything, genuninely interested in what he had to say. How you would bravely climb up his ladder even if you shared that you're afraid of heights to pass him a water bottle, concerned about potential heat stroke. He wasn't used to anyone besides Sarah or Tommy fretting over him, he wasn't prepared to be completely overwhelmed by your sudden presence in his life. He wasn't looking for anyone, and yet-
You took his breath away like a hurricane, and he finds himself ready to be swept away by you and you alone. Â
"Joel!" you shout suddenly from below him, your foot already on his ladder as you brace yourself, the tears flowing freely down the slopes of your cheeks. "Please, Joel, just come down! It isn't funny anymore!"
"Sugar! just stay down there, let me just finish, it'll only be five more-"
"NO!" you scream, the sight of your tears making him halt in place. "Stop FUCKING AROUND, JOEL!" you cry, shaking your head in defiance.
Joel drops his hammer and quickly jumps on the ladder, skipping a rung as he hurriedly makes his way to you. "I'm coming baby, just hold on!" he yells as he descends, the need of your body in his arms too strong to deny. Â
"You fucking idiot!" you shout, practically barreling into him as his feet touch the ground. His arms instinctively wrap around your shaking form, your small fists beating on his chest as you sob into it, your tears soaking flannel. "What were you thinking, risking your life like that? No one is worth you risking your life for some fucking roof!"
Joel cradles your head as he places a soft kiss on your hair, his hand rubbing your back as he tries to settle you.
"You're wrong, you know" he whispers, his eyes closing as he tightens his hold on you harder. "There is someone risking my life for," he breathes, his mind coming into a realization.
I fucking love you, Sugar, he thinks, biting his tongue from saying it out loud as he loses himself in your embrace, wishing that the moment would never end.  I can die right here and die a happy man, he muses.  Just as long as I get to hold you like this.Â
One day, he thinks.  One day I'll be able to tell you this out loud.
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Yes Ma'am
Pairing: PowerBottom!Wanda Maximoff x Top!Reader ; minor Bottom!Natasha x Top!Reader (MINORS DO NOT INTERACT)
->Milf!Wanda
AN: Milf!Wanda won, but not to worry, Sorority!Natasha is coming soon-ish.
I am so down bad for Wanda. And Natasha too apparently as I accidentally added her to this fic as well.
Summary: All your fantasies about fucking your hot next door neighbor was just that: fantasies. But when Ms. Maximoff unexpectedly invites you over to her house one night, you learn that even the best fantasies can't compare to the real thing.
Warnings (or blessings): 18+, Smut, porn with no plot, oral (r giving), fingering, strap, hints of possessiveness, sprinkle of praise kink, mommy kink (can you really have a milf fic without it)
(let me know if I need to add more)
Moans echoed off the walls of your bedroom, firm hands on your chest pushing you down into the sheets of your mattress as the woman atop you bounced faster and faster in search of her high.
A thin sheen of sweat covered Wanda's face, rose tinting her face and neck as her breathing became more erratic. You tried to push yourself up, wanting to touch the goddess atop you, forgetting about the hands holding you down, and only managed to get up an inch before being roughly pushed back down into the mattress.
Startling green eyes bore down at you in seconds.
The orders in them were clear.
Stay down. Don't touch.
You quickly nodded in understanding.
Seemingly pleased with your easy obedience, the woman leaned down to reward you, never stopping her movements near your waist, and met your lips with a bruising kiss.
The door bell rang in the distance.
Her tongue entered your mouth without much resistance.
The door bell rang in the distance.
Her hold loosened on you and you leaned up to kiss her harder.
The door bell rang in the distance.
She moaned into your mouth.
The door bell-
Your eyes shot open.
Ding. Ding.
You turned to the clock by your bed.
2:34 P.M
Ding. Ding.
"Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit." You cursed, practically jumping out of bed.
Ding. Ding.
"Coming!" You shouted, running down the stairs.
DING. DING.
The mirror in the hallway caught your attention as you ran past it. Seeing that your hair was wild, you took to quickly fixing it. The door continuing ringing annoyingly in the back, reminding you to hurry.
Deeming yourself presentable, or at least more presentable than before, you swung open your door.
Two boys stood on the entrance.
"Hello." You greeted it, gasping for breath.
"Hello Ms. (Y/N)!" They both chorused.
Tommy smiled widely at your appearance, "Wow, Ms. (Y/N), you look like you went through a tornado. Why is your face so red and your hair so messy?"
Billy elbowed his brother in the side, "You can't say stuff like that Tommy!" He objected, "And if anything, it looks more like she went through a hurricane."
You frowned at the brutal honesty of children, "Ignoring the state of my appearance, why don't you boys come on in. I have snacks ready for you in the dining room. And if anyone needs help with homework, I got that too!" You tried to segue before your feelings got hurt more.
The two boys came running into your house.
You were pretty sure that they had stopped hearing you after the word snacks.
///
A few hours later, the doorbell rang again.
This time though, only one ring rang out.
Dusting off your hands, you left the boys in your dining room and made your way to the living room to answer the door.
"Hi, (Y/N)! Thank you so much for watching the boys!" A woman greeted as you opened the door.
Your eyes widened at the sight of your neighbor.
"Oh, hey Wan-er Ms. Maximoff." You coughed out, startled by the sight of her. Usually, it was Vision who picked up the boys.
"Are you okay?" She asked in concern, reaching out to you as you started choking on the Cheetos you had been eating just seconds prior.
"Moooommmmm!" Two collective voices shouted from behind you.
"Boys!" Wanda laughed, pulling away from you as Tommy and Billy jumped atop her, catching them in her arms.
"I thought dad was suppose to be picking us up today?" Tommy asked with childlike innocence.
Wanda smile faltered a bit at the mention of her ex- husband, "He's running a little late from work tonight, so I came to get you two instead." She answered. You could tell there was more to the story.
"Why don't you come in for a while, Ms. Maximoff?" You offered, hoping to change the conversation.
Billy and Tommy nodded their enthusiastically. "Yes, come on in mom! (Y/N) was just showing us how to sound out words!"
"Oh, I don't know, we really can't impose on her-" Wanda began, but didn't have much of a choice as her sons were already dragging her into your house.
You sent her a reassuring smile, "Don't worry about it, Ms. Maximoff you are not imposing at all. It would be my pleasure to have you in my home."
"Please, call me Wanda." The Sokovian insisted as her boys continued dragging her away.
"Oh! Sure, ummm... Wanda." You tried out, liking the way her name sat on your tongue. An interesting look passed over Wanda's eyes as you said her name, and the redhead's gaze met yours for a second that was enough to send a small shiver right down to your core.
Stop. Not in front of the children.
Shaking away the dirty thoughts that had bubbled up in just that short interaction, you closed your front door with a slow sigh.
///
Fingers working quickly under the cover of your bed, you gently sucked on the skin of the woman above you.
"Right there. Yes!" She moaned in approval, clenching around your fingers greedily.
Ring. Ring.
Your phone buzzed from it's spot on your dresser. Ignoring it, you continued the ministration of you left hands, using your free one to grope a breast.
Ring. Ring.
"You didn't turn off your phone?" Grumbled Natasha disapprovingly as she felt the coil inside her tighten.
You smiled up sheepishly, "Guess not, my bad."
Ring. Ring.
"Do you want to answer it?" She offered, pushing herself up onto her elbows, allowing her reach of your phone if needed.
You leaned in to kiss her passionately, "Sure, just let me finish you off first."
She hummed into your lips, taking the bottom between her teeth, "But what if you miss the call?"
"I won't." You husked out, and with renewed energy, increased the movement of your fingers.
Lust filled green eyes playfully glinted at you, "Always so cocky aren't you?"
Licking your lips, you smiled widely, "It's not cockiness. I just know my skills."
Natasha opened her mouth to retort something back, but you didn't let her, instead curling your fingers expectedly into her g-spot.
Her words got lost in her pleasure.
Letting the Russian ride out her orgasm, you picked up the still ringing phone with your free hand.
"Hello?"
The voice on the other side almost made you drop your device, "Oh, hi, (Y/N). This is Wanda. I wasn't sure if you were going to answer. I'm sorry for calling you so late, but there's a bit of trouble. Could you come over to lend a hand?"
Natasha was breathing heavily beside you, recovering from her orgasm. "Who is it?" She silently mouthed as her breathing evened out.
"Neighbor." You mouthed back, nodding to the window where Wanda's house could be seen. The Russian nodded in understanding.
"Sure, I can come over. How soon do you need me?" You asked back into the phone.
"As soon as possible, if that's okay. It's urgent."
Natasha saw the hesitance in your eyes, "You should go." She whispered.
You raised your brows for confirmation, "You sure?"
The Russian took your fingers out of her and brought them to her lips, tongue swirling around them as she nodded.
You watched in marvel at her actions, almost forgetting to reply to Wanda.
"(Y/N)...?" The Sokovian called through the phone.
"Oh yes. I'll be right over!" You answered flustered. Natasha bit back a laugh.
Hanging up, you went to fix your appearance a bit.
"Sooo, your neighbor - Wanda, right? The hot milf you've been drooling over?" Natasha asked as you moved to your closet to get a new shirt. "Why's she inviting you over this late?" A gasp escaped the Russian's lips, "Don't tell me you finally got into her pants!"
Rolling your eyes, you peeked out from inside your closet, "First of all, I have not been drooling over her."
"Riiiggght, so that's not a lady boner that I see every time her name comes up?"
You quirked a brow, "Lady boner?"
"Pitch perfect." She explained. "Yelena's friend Kate made me watch it with them a few days ago. But you're deflecting. Wanda. Hot. You. Horny for her. Yes?"
You didn't give her an answer, "I'm leaving now."
"If I were any one else I would be offended that you would leave me so fast after fucking me, but since you're chasing your milf, I will allow this!" She called out.
"Fuck you!" You shouted.
"You already did that." She laughed back.
Cursing your choice of friends, albeit special kind of friend, you made your way over to the Maximoff residence, crossing over your yard to do so.
As you got closer to the front door, though, the reality of your situation began settling onto you.
You were going over to Wanda's house. Late at night. Where it was just going to be you and her.
Fuck. Did you look good? Why didn't you ask Natasha that before leaving?
Standing outside the door, you hesitated to knock.
The door swung open without you needing to.
"Hey, (Y/N). Come on in." Wanda greeted with a warm smile, like she had been expecting you. Which, you suppose, she probably had.
Your eyes almost popped out of their sockets at the sight of her.
Dressed in what had to be the filmiest nightgown you had ever seen, Wanda's figure was barely concealed in the silken clothing (if you could even call it that) that she was wearing. You tried, and failed, to stop yourself from glancing down at her ample breasts that were all but exposed in the dress.
"Uhhhhh....yes." You muttered intelligently.
Wanda didn't seem to notice your utter lack of braincells due to her appearance and instead grabbed your hands, pulling you in. As she turned around to walk, her nightgown rose along her thighs and your eyes zeroed in on her ass.
"Thank you so much for coming over." She was saying, leading you into her house. Her hands stayed in yours.
You recovered enough of your senses to manage a reply, "Yeah, of course. Anything for you."
"Anything, huh?" She repeated, and you could hear the smirk in her voice.
"Oh... you know, like figuratively, of course. Like any good neighbor would be." You tried to recover, failing miserably, "So...ummm...what's the trouble around here?"
The two of you stopped moving as you entered the kitchen. You tried to glance around to see what she may have needed aid with.
"Well, it's not so much of a what as it is a who..."
Your brows furrowed, not following, "Sorry?"
Wanda slowly turned around, her intense green eyes meeting yours. Like always, you felt something deep inside you stir at the simple eye contact. You noticed that her pupils seemed to be more blown than usual, "You smell like sex, you know?" She asked, taking you by surprise.
You felt your eyes widen at the topic, "I- what?"
Wanda took a step towards you, head tilting, "You had someone over tonight didn't you? In your home? In your bed?"
Your throat felt dry all of the sudden, "I'm sorry, Ms. Maximoff, umm, Wanda, but what does that have to do with-"
"Now, why would you do that?" She continued, ignoring your interruption. "Were the fantasies of me no longer enough?" Your eyes somehow widen further, "Oh! Did you think I couldn't see how you look at me? How you would get all frozen and tongue tied when I'm around?" Wanda had been steadily approaching as she spoke and was really close now, close enough for you too count the individual lashes on her eyes. "Did you think I wouldn't know about all those fantasies you've had?" Her eye seemed to shine a dull red, but that may have been a trick of the light, "And there was certainly so many..."
Your mind was going completely haywire.
Was this happening right now? Was this is real?
"You should've known better, (Y/N)," She reprimanded, "Than to invite someone else over."
Were you dreaming?
Discreetly you dug your nails into the palm of your hands.
Ow. No, you weren't.
"But I suppose, in a way, it's my fault. I should've made my move sooner." Wanda raised a hand to your cheek, cupping it. Your skin felt like it was lighting up from just her touch. Slowly, she leaned in until her lips was hovering just over yours, "But don't worry, I won't make the mistake any longer, detka," The usage of the pet name went straight to your core. And with that, Wanda's lips touched yours and your brain stopped working entirely.
Tongue sliding into your mouth, it seemed to explore every inch of you. There was very little you could do to hold back a moan. Your hands went to Wanda's waist and pulled her closer to you, digging into the skimpy nightgown of hers. The two of you fumbled around a bit until you had her pressed against the kitchen counter.
"You're mine, you understand?" Wanda asked between kisses. You nodded eagerly, wanting more of her, "Good, then prove it." She ordered as she pulled back from you, much to your protest. But the redhead ignored your whining. Hands traveling up your face, they went to the top of your head where they started pushing you down to the floor and onto your knees.
It took you only a second to understand her intentions.
Catching on, you slid your hands down from her waist to her thighs, quickly hitching up the thin nightgown she called clothes.
The sight of her bare cunt made your eyes widen.
"You were...?"
Wanda laughed at your shock, "You were staring at my ass for that long and still didn't notice that I was bare underneath?"
You shook your head at the question, originally planning to verbally answer, but your eyes became transfixed on the wetness that was already dripping down Wanda's legs.
The only thought in your head soon became reserved for the question of how she would taste.
Not wanting to wait any longer for the answer, you hooked a hand around one of her knees and threw a leg over your shoulder, giving you a clearer access to her pussy. Immediately, your lips attached to her clit.
Wanda's breath hitched at the sudden contact, and her hands tangled itself into your hair.
You hungrily delved into her, alternating between lapping her folds and circling her nub. One of your hands went to keep her stable as you pressed your face into her core, and the other squeezed her ass purposefully. Wanda all but grinded her pussy onto you.
"Hmmm, that's it, good girl." She moaned, encouraging you as ate her out, and the little praise had you pressing your own legs together, where you were suddenly reminded that you were still packing from your night earlier with Natasha, before you had been interrupted. Like she could read your mind, Wanda's grip in your hair tightened, and she tilted your head away from her cunt and up to her face to look at her. Your nose brushed against her clit, and she bit her bottom lip to muffle a moan, "Please tell me that's what I think it is." She advised, referring to your strap.
You saw the excitement in her eyes and wanted nothing more than to please, "Yes, ma'am."
A smile spread across Wanda's face, whether from your usage of ma'am or the confirmation of your heat, you wouldn't know.
Leaning down, she captured your lips into a bruising kiss that had your head spinning once again. Maneuvering herself carefully, she got you completely to the floor, straddling your lap.
Her hands went to your thigh where she rubbed the strap between your legs. Her hips instinctively bucked in anticipation.
"You haven't use this on anyone tonight, right?" She asked, stroking the strap through your pants.
You shook your head no.
Nodding in approval, she moved to released the cock, pulling your pants down. The sheer size of the strap made the excitement in Wanda's eyes grow brighter.
Two hands on her waist, you helped the redhead as she aligned the cock to her entrance. The head was so large you questioned whether it would fit, but Wanda didn't seem to have the same worries.
The way she sank down onto your strap had both of your groaning in appreciation.
From your position, you had the perfect view of Wanda as she started riding you, especially when it came to her chest. Her breasts, long been freed from her night gown, jiggled in the air with each thrust, and it only seemed natural for you to lean towards them.
But Wanda, however, seemed to disagree.
"No. No touching." She ordered. You furrowed your brows in confusion. Wanda continued riding you, "Or did you already forget that you're still in trouble."
"What?!" You tried protesting, moving your hands up her side, "But momm-" You clamped your mouth shut immediately.
The lust in Wanda's eyes unexpectedly grew at your accidental outburst, though, and to your surprise, you felt her legs tightened around you, "What was that?"
Your embarrassment quickly gave way to an idea of how to get what you wanted, "Mommy, please, let me touch." You begged.
The result was almost instant. Wanda got noticeably wetter at your plead and you barely held back a victorious smile at your effects over her.
For a moment, you thought that maybe you had won in convincing her, but then red wisps suddenly wrapped around your wrists and pinned your hands above your head.
"Oh, detka. You should stop being so loud with your thoughts." The Sokovian purred. You didn't really understand what she meant. "No touching." She repeated, eyes hardening, "Understand?"
You weren't sure what was happening or what the red wisps around you were, but for some reason, you also didn't really care, "Yes, ma'am." You answered.
Wanda smiled and leaned down to kiss you, "Good girl. Now how about you give me an orgasm first, and then maybe mommy will let you touch her."
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5:3666
(All We Have: Part Two)
Part One
Colson x Female Reader
Summary: You and Colson fall into a night time studio routine when he starts keeping you company through your insomnia and you decide to work though some past demons
Word count: 3,200 (ish, I lost count editing)
Feels: Fluff with a dash of past trauma
Warnings: Drug & alcohol consumption, domestic violence, cursing, Colson being so sweet it almost makes your teeth hurt
Companion playlist:
Machine Gun Kelly - 5:3666
Warren Zevon - I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
The Vamps - All Night
Halsey - You Should Be Sad
A/N: If you've been affected by anything in this story, please know you're not alone. My inbox is always open and I'm all ears đ€
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During the first couple of weeks of moving in, youâd been partying A LOT. The guys wanted to show you just how mad it got, breaking you into their chaotic household, blending the days together. Everyone was hyper and the house was buzzing with energy. You'd been so exhausted from all of it that you'd been all but passing out each night, but you couldnât lie, it was great fun.
Youâd tried to pass on a few nights but Colson would never hear of it, often forcing you out of your room to get involved as the house was filled with people, jam sessions taking place in between drinking games. It was a far cry from your usual homelife, your last housemate mainly kept to themselves so your place was normally pretty chilled. Colson had used your place as a quiet escape over the years, but it seemed you wouldnât have the same set up extended to you here with this lot.
With the pandemic unfolding, the house had started getting quieter, less people in and out every night and everyone was settling into a lazier way of life. The gang were mooching around the house throughout the day and while the house was still lively at night, it wasnât quite the party central youâd almost started getting used to. Your normal working routine went out the window as everyone had started working from home mainly and without your daily routine, followed by nights out partying, your insomnia was back with full force.
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You were lying in your bed, trying to force sleep on yourself but after trying to nod off for a couple of hours, you accepted defeat and got back up. Throwing some sweats on and one of Colsonâs huge hoodies (youâd been slowly sneaking them out of his closet, finding that the masses of material drowning your small frame were super comforting), you headed down to the kitchen, turned the stove on and filled the kettle up. You were scrolling through your phone when you heard footsteps on the tiled floor. Colson strolled into the kitchen looking disheveled in a white tank top and boxer shorts, hair ruffled and looking sleepy
âDude, itâs 3am how come youâre up?â
âCouldnât sleep, living that oh so fun insomnia life againâ you sighed âDid I wake you?â
âNah, I was already awake. Couldnât sleep either and heard someone moving about so thought Iâd come downâ He replied, climbing onto one of the breakfast stools
âYeah, I think itâs not having much of a routine. Hate lying in bed staring at the ceiling so just got up. You want a cup?â you offered, pointing to the chamomile tea you were brewing
âSure, thanksâ he says, taking the steaming mug from you
You sit down at the breakfast bar with him and start chatting, scrolling through instagram as you do. After about an hour, as youâre talking about an article youâre reading, you notice Colson doesnât respond and you look to your right and see heâs fallen asleep, leaning on his hand, his mouth slightly ajar.
âHey, sleeping beautyâ you whisper, rubbing his back with your hand âGo to bedâ
He slightly jolts at your touch, opening his eyes âNah man, Iâm keeping you companyâ
âSome companyâ you laugh softly âpretty sure you just slept through all my rambling thereâ
He leans against your shoulder, closing his eyes again âHey, at least youâre not sitting here alone. Thatâs something right?â
âThatâs trueâ you smile, leaning your head against his âYouâre very appreciated, do you know thatâ
You gently push him upright and stand up âCome on, letâs go to bed. Iâm pretty tired myself, so youâve definitely helpedâ
Heâs laid his head down on his arm on the counter, his breathing getting heavy immediately so you pull his other hand making him stand up. He stands up and puts his arm around your shoulder as you walk towards the stairs, your legs feeling heavy as you climb each step, carrying some of Colsonâs weight as he sleepily walks with you
Once youâre standing outside your bedroom doors, he pulls you in for a hug
âNight kid, donât be wandering around bored if you canât sleep yeah? Just come get me. Nothing worse than sitting up alone at nightâŠâ
âWill do. Thanks Colâ You squeeze him a bit tighter as he kisses the top of your head
âNightâ you smile, as he letâs you go and turns and heads into his room, waving his hand up behind him
Undressing and crawling into bed, your eyes feel heavy as your head hits the pillow. Colson was right, insomnia was a much less lonely experience with a friend.
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Of course, as is always the way after your sleepless nights, you sleep in super late the following day meaning the cycle continues and you find yourself wide awake as the witching hour approaches. Feeling restless in your bedroom, you get up, and decide to head downstairs and out into the studio because you figure you might as well put this time to good use. You settle into a chair with your acoustic guitar and started playing, stopping and starting as you figure out a melody, working your latest lyrics in with it
âI wanna start this out and say, I gotta get it off my chest. Got no anger, got no maliceâŠâ
âI thought I told you to come get me if you couldnât sleepâ
You almost drop your guitar as you hear Colsonâs voice behind you, âJesus, how are you such an enormous human but you still manage to creep up on me all the time?â
âJust a stealthy motherfucker I guessâ He laughs, flopping into the chair next to you
âWhatcha working on? That sounded sweet, keep playingâŠâ
Colson knows you sometimes get a bit self-conscious with people watching you sing, so he lights his joint, rests his head on his hand and closes his eyes. You smile as you see what he's doing, thankful he always understands what you're like.
You turn back to your notepad, reading over your lyric outline quickly before repositioning the guitar in your lap and resetting the metronome
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âI wanna start this out and say, I gotta get it off my chest
Got no anger, got no malice, Just a little bit of regret
No, nobody else will tell you, so there's some things I gotta say
Gonna jot it down and then get it out and then I'll be on my way
No, you're not half the man you think that you are
And you can't fill the hole inside of you with money, drugs, and cars
I'm so glad I never ever had a baby with you
'Cause you can't love nothing unless there's something in it for you
Oh, I feel so sorry, I feel so sad
I tried to help you, it just made you mad
And I had no warning about who you are
I'm just glad I made it out without breaking down
And then ran so fuckin' far, that you would never ever touch me again
Won't see your alligator tears
'Cause, no, I've had enough of themâ
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âMan, that was beautiful Y/N. I got some chills right thereâŠYou just wrote that?â
âNah, itâs something I dug up from âback thenâ. Been going through some old lyrics and samples while weâve got all this time on our hands. Itâs kinda cathartic to go over some of that stuff now thereâs a bit more distance you knowâ
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A couple of years ago, youâd been stuck in a really toxic relationship with your ex, Stevie. Your time with him had been a tornado of arguments, drugs and the constant heartache of him cheating on you. Every time youâd get close to having the strength to leave, youâd always cave in and the mess would continue with you losing a bit of yourself each time you stayed. Youâd become pretty used to his violent outbursts, he had always been controlling and short tempered, often pushing you and throwing stuff around your apartment. Despite his own frequent infidelity, he flew into a jealous rage with you constantly.
Heâd always hated Colson, despite him being one of your best friends, and while heâd play nice to his face youâd always get it in the neck once you were alone about how you and Colson were âtoo closeâ and he âdidnât trust himâ. Before that final night youâd spent with him, things had been pretty good with the two of you for a few weeks, there hadnât been much drama and so you hadnât thought too much of inviting him out with you and the gang for a night out clubbing. Your good run had clearly come to an end, when you felt his hand grab your arm tightly and drag you off the dancefloor where youâd been dancing with Colson. Youâd been bundled into an uber so quickly, you hadnât even managed to get your handbag from inside. You saw Colson running out of the club, followed by Rook and Slim who was holding your bag, as the cab pulled away.
Once you were back at the apartment, he flew into a rage. Youâd never seen him this bad before, his eyes were dark and when you tried to argue back, calling his jealousy âpatheticâ he snapped. Heâd grabbed you by the throat and slammed you against the wall, âDonât you ever disrespect me like that againâ heâd spat in your face, before striking you so hard with his fist that the skin across your cheek split open. It was as if his actions had knocked him back to reality, heâd let go of you and you ran to your bedroom, locked the door behind you and started packing a bag. He hammered on the door, begging you to open it and you could hear that he was crying. You looked around for your phone before you remembered youâd left it at the club. Desperate to get away, you opened your laptop and brought up instagram, managing to send Colson a message asking him to send you an uber to his house straight away. Youâd thrown your laptop and a few more bits in your bag, the battery dying before you had a chance to wait for a reply, before pulling the bedroom door open and barging past Stevie. Heâd tried to grab you, but youâd finally had enough âNever fucking touch me againâ you spat, pushing him off you. The hatred in your voice rooted him to the spot and he said nothing as you walked out, the door slamming behind you.
Once you were outside the apartment building, the reality of what had just happened and the situation you were in started to wash over you. You had no phone, no wallet, your laptop was dead. Just as you were starting to seriously panic, an uber pulled up and Colson had leapt out of the backseat. Youâd been in total shock and had just let Colson guide you into the cab and then out into his house, up to his room. He didnât say anything as he led you to his bathroom and lifted you up onto the counter. He grabbed a flannel and soaked it with warm water, rinsing it out before pressing it softly against the cut on your cheek, gently wiping away the blood that had mixed with your mascara laced tears. The tenderness of his actions was almost too much and you started to sob again.
âHey, hey. Y/N, look at meâ he said softly, lifting your chin so you looked at him, his blue eyes misty themselves âItâs okay, youâre safe here. Donât move, Iâll be back in a secâ
He left the bathroom and returned with a pair of boxers and a t-shirt. Putting them on the counter next to you, he crouched down and undid the straps on your heels, slipping them off your feet and then helping you down from the counter. âIâll leave you to changeâ
When you came out of the bathroom, Colson was lying in his bed âCome hereâ he said, holding his arm and beckoning into his side. You crawled under the covers next to him and snuggled into him, his long arms wrapping around you.
âColâŠâ you said quietly
âYeah?â he whispered back, stroking your hair off your forehead
âThank youâŠâ
âYou donât need to thank me. Iâve always got you Y/Nâ
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âI hated that fucking guy. That night...I wanted to kill him after what heâd done to youâ
You see him tense up at the memory and you lean over and squeeze his knee âYouâre such an amazing friend, do you know that. I donât know what I wouldâve done that night without youâ
"You're a fucking warrior Y/N, you'd have handled your shit. I was just happy you trusted me enough to let me be there for you. You deserve so much better than that" he says, covering the hand you'd placed on his knee with his, staring you in the eyes and returning the smile that's crept across your face
"You know there's been a few punches I've wanted to dole out on behalf of you over the years, but you've never let me" you tell him
"Too right I'd never let you. I never want you in the drama, you're too good for getting caught up in that shit" he replies, pointing at you with mock sternness
"Hey" he says, seeing your expression wash over with a tint of sadness "At least the sleepless nights aren't what they were thenâŠ
⊠If we're gonna work through some old demons this lockdown, I'm sure I've got some songs and lyrics that have never seen the light of day" He reaches over the desk and pulls his laptop towards him "You've inspired me⊠"
"Oh no, are we gonna fuck our heads up with this?" you joke nervously, worrying that Colson's going to delve into something that's going to upset him
"Nah, I got you covered and you got me, right?"
"True dat" you say, as he holds his fist out so you can fistbump, his eyes now focused on his laptop screen
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You felt kinda bad, having kept Colson up all night with you the last two nights, especially as you'd got him reminiscing about some tough memories, so tonight you tried to sneak past his room when your restlessness got the better of you.
"Nice try kid!" Colson says as he throws his bedroom door open, causing you to yelp in fright. standing there topless with his sweatpants hung low in his hips, he lights the joint hanging from his mouth "I told you we were in this together now"
"I felt bad, making you stay up with me"
"You didn't make me do shitâŠWait a sec, let me find a hoodie. If I have any left in hereâŠ" he says, giving a pointed look towards the huge blue hoodie you were wrapped in before walking back into his room and rummaging through his drawers
"Oh shush, you have like a hundredâŠ"
"Right come on" he says, pulling a pink hoodie over his head and flipping the hood up over his messy hair "Let's see what we get into tonightâŠ"
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And so the nights went on like this, the two of you falling into an easygoing studio routine. If there wasn't anything else going on in the house, you'd eat dinner together then head to the studio and work through the night into the small hours, skipping out the pretense of trying to sleep. You were both pretty productive at this time it seemed, both being proclaimed night owls, and keeping busy during these uncertain times was keeping your minds off the unfolding pandemic.
Considering heâd referred to his home studio in the past as the ârage cageâ (and it certainly could still be party central when the entire crew got involved), it was actually a place you drifted towards to relax these days. Youâd always worked well together in a studio, but over the weeks spending so much time just the two of you, you became more in tune with each other, noticing when one of you had hit a wall and it was time for bed. Sometimes you'd work in comfortable silence, side by side, engrossed in your own seperate tasks. Sometimes barely any work would get done as you put the world to rights talking about anything and everything in a late night impromptu therapy session.
This evening, you'd been sitting cross legged in your chair for hours now, focusing so hard on editing a song which was driving you mad, you hadn't realised your feet had gone numb. As you try to move, your knees crack and pins and needles shoot through your legs. Colson looks up from the screen he'd been engrossed in after hearing you groan and sees you rubbing your feet trying to bring back the feeling to them
âCâmereâ he said, before turning his chair towards you and leaning down to grab your legs, bringing your feet up onto his lap. He pulls your socks off and begins massaging your feet. You lean your head back, eyes closed and let out a long âhmmmâ. You donât see Colson glancing over at you and shifting in his seat as he lets out slow breath before turning back to his screen
âNow this is the kind of work session I could get used toâ, you sighed "You being my studio bitch on hand for foot rubs. Although, I imagine this enjoyment goes both ways Mr Foot Loverâ you tease, throwing him an exaggerated wink
Colson throws his head back with a hearty chuckle, and light heartedly slaps your calf
"Keep it in your pants Y/N"
You laugh and wiggle your toes, Colson letting out a dramatic, throaty groan in response. "Those are some sexy little toes though" he states, sticking his tongue out.
Still laughing, you put your hand to your chest, and gasp as you feign prudishness and try to pull your feet away. He grabs both your feet in one of his hands, keeping them in place then leans over the desk and pulls your laptop towards you
"Get on with some work you, this is supposed to be keeping you motivated, not distracted"
He scolds affectionately, with a smile on his face
âOkay, okay, spoilsportâ you grumble as you pull your computer onto your lap
Half an hour passes, your legs still on Colsonâs lap with him still massaging your feet absentmindedly with one hand while he works, and your eyes begin to feel heavy. You donât realise youâve fallen asleep, until youâre awoken by a âwoahâ from Colson as he catches your laptop which is about to fall. Taking it from your lap, he states âRight, time for bed youâ
You check your phone and see itâs already 5:36am.
You stand up and stretch then walk over behind Colson, putting your arms around his shoulders, and resting your chin on his head. Looking at his screen, you yawn âYou got much left to do?â
He leans back into you, bringing his hand up to rest on your arm, âMaking some good progress so just gonna finish a couple of bitsâ
âOkay dudeâ you gently kiss the top of his head and squeeze the back of his neck a couple of times as you turn to leave âTry and get some rest, weâve got a long day of sweet fuck all to do tomorrowâ you say through another big yawn
âHeh yeah, Night Kidâ he says softly, letting out a yawn himself. Colson turns and watches you head out of the studio and lets out a big sigh. Feeling the back of his neck still tingle from where youâd squeezed it, heâs suddenly aware of how empty the room feels without you in it....
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Pool Party
Pairing: Reader/Harry Styles
Rating: R, text book smut
Word Count: 5k đł
Warnings: Slight sub/dom tones I guess? & alcohol consumption
A/N: Sorry this is late, life somewhat resuming here in the UK so it means Iâm back at my job. I managed to fall asleep mid edit folks đł, this is my entry for the @helladirections Summer Feeling Fic Challenge, with the prompt âpool partyâ click the link for the masterlist. Iâm still writing two more, one for @berrynarrybanana âs Sex Bucketlist Challenge but itâs turning out to be a 20k slow burn I wasnât expecting đŹ.Oops. But enjoy this one, Iâm proud of her. My one other blatant thirst fic can be found here. Reblogs get free gratitude for the next 5 years đđ
You'd been friends with Jeff since your teens, when his parents (despite their wealth), wanted him to get a job at the restaurant you worked at. In their rightful thinking, they wanted him to learn you had to work from the ground up.
Despite your clearly different class background you found a ton of common interests making the whole thing immaterial. He was a caring, down to earth guy and you were both people who really enjoyed sarcastically taunting each other every shift. You'd got used to visiting his house in the hills even though you'd been scared to get lost at first around his parents large house. Becoming solid friends quickly, you'd managed to keep in touch, as much as adult life would now allow anyway.
You knew his main role was managing a pop star but you'd not caught up in a minute and when you did, you kept your job chat out of the conversation where you could. This is why, as you barge through the kitchen, to the pool outside, you're shocked to nearly knock a stunned Harry Styles onto his behind.
"Fuck, shit I'm so sorry" you clutch your chest looking at the red wine on his tank top and his now empty glass. The soiled garment was tucked into some dressy shorts and partly covered by a loud hawaiian patterned shirt. Oh god what had you done?
You were quite honestly mortified. You'd never actually met the man himself, usually meeting Jeff at his for a few drinks or at a restaurant. You'd heard him mentioned in stories about travelling or how his campaigns were running Jeff into the ground with meetings. So, although you weren't a massive fan of his per se, in the way you didn't ask Jeff for updates or info, the way you'd hope you'd meet the attractive pop star was definitely not this.
He looked down at the offending stain then back up into your eyes, keeping his head angled down and blinking through his lashes. You couldn't read his blank expression and it put you on edge.
Maybe it was the heat trapped in the doorway, but as your eyes stayed locked you suddenly felt a fire spread from your navel up to your cheeks, and then from your center down to your toes. Your lower stomach clenched as you stared back at the guy covered in a good 2007 French rouge.
Fuck me he's pretty, you thought.
A rapid film reel of moments; sweaty bodies, those large biceps holding you against the nearest wall, smacking of lips against skin and moans of release flashed in your brain.
It had definitely been a while since you had got laid in your defense, your mood and pent up sexual frustration getting worse by the day as you tried and failed at the L. A. dating scene. Maybe you were picky, but horny and picky was an awful place to be.
However, the reality of the embarrassing scene you were currently a star of, flipped you back into the present.
Seemingly over the initial incident and hopefully not a mind reader to your thirsty brain, he takes you in and smirks.
Harry knew from the way your breathing hitched looking at his torso that you were at least a bit interested. He had clocked you the second you walked in through the big glass doors. A shirt of a band he liked and a natural beauty he wanted to spend some times with you he pondered. Ideally naked.
Zig zagging across the world promoting the album and had left little time to enjoy another person. Status and obligation to his job making it hard to just go out and meet someone. But here you were, dressed unlike anyone else, looking absolutely adorable in your embarrassment. You must be trustworthy if you're in Jeff's home,he wasn't a "bring your friends too" kind of host with his clients usually around.
This could be a fun evening for you both, he thought. Something unspoken, almost magnetic, drawing you both to one another. Surely that wasn't all his side right?
"I was told it was a good year, but I wasn't planning on consuming it quite this way?" inwardly he rolled his eyes at the barely there quip. But you laughed anyway.
"I am so, so awfully sorry, look, let's see if there's some dish liquid or something, possibly some of my next months rent in there too if I have to replace it" you let out a nervous laugh as you walked towards the kitchen. But in all honesty you weren't kidding.
Harry laughed at your sarcastic remark, impressed by your confidence in owning the situation and getting on with things. He casually watched your hips sway past a few people in to the open plan kitchen with as much subtlety as he could, you were confidentially locating all the parts needed to try and remove the offending stain.
"You seem to know your way around 'ere. I'm erâŠI'm Harry by the way" awkwardly waving as you mixed some solution in the sink drenching a sponge in it.
"Yeah" you smiled turning from the sink with the damp rag "known Jeff a good while, have definitely spilt red wine here before. I'm Y/N" you giggle. The beam from his own mouth matching.
"Ah! Y/N, of course, I've heard him mention you, didn't you once hide rotting mackerel in a unpleasant guys blazer?" he chuckled
"Heyyyy. Only after he spanked my ass getting him the check. Deserved a hot plate to the crotch too" you shot back.
You weren't sure where to go from here the thought of wetting down the white tank yourself definitely appealed but also seemed far too forward.
"UmâŠ" you began gesturing with the sponge in your hand. You expected him to take it from you to sort himself out but..
"Oh yeah sorry" he replied shimmying his shirt off, dumping it on the back of a bar stool, then, crossing his arms across his stomach and lifting the tank top over his head you were slack jawed and frozen taking in the lean muscles and tattoos littered intermittently across his abdomen. He spread the top across the islands worktop flat, then grabbing the sponge with a simple "thanks" and knitting his eyebrows together in concentration as he tried to rid the dull red mark from it's center.
You still hadn't moved. A pink twinge to your cheeks as you watched his shoulder blades and back muscles scrubbing. Dirty thoughts circling your brain still.
"I would have helped you but I didn't want to start a wet tshirt contest in such a high end establishment yknow?" you thought out loud.
"Oh yeah, good call. I'm fiercely competitive Y/N so would probably be under that fancy waterfall thing by now showing off m'moves in my pants" he wiggles his hips trying to suggestively show you his "moves" but you can't help but smirk at just how endearing this man is. Dammit.
When he's finished with his shirt he drapes it over another barstool before handing you the sponge back.
If anyone asks him if he blatantly and deliberately got naked to gauge if you were into him he'd definitely deny it. But the truth is, he definitely did. Luckily for him, with the way you bite your lip and drag your eyes down his flesh as he brushes past your side to get back to the sink, he's right.
"Speaking of getting in the water in your" you use air quotes "'pants' I'm off to get out of mine" you declare, pushing yourself from the counter and keeping eye contact a second as you stroll back to the sliding doors leading to the pool.
"I⊠What??"
" The pool Harry?.... What did you think I meant?" you narrow your eyes and press your lips together before shutting the glass door again and turning once more to smirk at the opened mouthed man still by the sink.
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You'd been schmoozing in the water for a few hours now. There were probably only 20 or so people still here and the 3rd frozen marg had got you buzzed. You were in the small hot tub type pool, attached at the top of the main one on a slightly higher level. You hadn't seen Harry for a while but the last few times you caught his eye he'd been surrounded by at least 3 other people fighting for his attention, so you banked your flirtations to soothe your own ego, grabbed another marg and tried to forget about how he had started a tornado inside you, yearning for his hands on your thighs and head peering up at you from where they met in the middle. The strong pull of lust was clearly in your head then. What a shame.
You put it to the back of your mind as you finished catching up with Glenne. Both flushed and giggly as usual, she was the perfect match for Jeff and their chemistry unmatchable. You always enjoyed hanging out with the both of them, if anything, they gave you hope your own match may be out there. She left you in the tub alone, as she went to grab herself another drink and check on her host duties boyfriend.
"Don't you find drinking whilst already in water the weirdest thing?" you look up to find Harry standing over your right shoulder as you sit with your back against the pool wall and your elbows propping you up behind you, drink in one hand. His eyes unsubtley slip down to where your breasts lay pushed together in your halter neck bikini. You definitely weren't imagining it then. Fucking fantastic, you think.
"I mean drowning yourself on the inside from the alcohol and being in more than 4 inches of water really adds a danger element to my life if I'm honest" you reply sipping your drink.
And there goes those dimples again.
He's just in a pair of yellow swimming shorts now which doesn't help the alcohol flush at all. Sitting by your right side, putting his short glass full of amber liquid and ice, on the side of the pool and sliding in to join you. He leaves a small gap, as to not appear a total letch but your smart mouth has him hooked.
Taking a sip of his drink with the water up to his collar bones he hums.
"I do feel incredibly dangerous now, you've got a point"
"I mean if you think that's danger" you edge closer, not drunk but buzzed enough to take your chances you whisper into the shell of his ear. "You should see what thrills are in the guest bathroom. 1st floor on the right? " he chokes on his drink as your suggestive whispers make his dick twitch. He definitely couldn't get out of the pool for a while.
You're gone before you get a verbal reaction. If this all goes badly then you can just hide in there and slip out to an Uber and never see Jeff again right? Right. Cool.
With a soft white towel around you and your heart rate high as you reach the main guest bedroom you enter the room, you notice a large weekend bag in there and freeze. Shit. Someone's staying over, you hadn't factored that in, but a glance to the tag and the embossed H. E. S tells you you're good. Well, if not you'll just be a creep hiding in someone's bathroom but let's not think about it too much. Your faux confidence was working well so far and what other chance was going to arise like this one? Hot celebrities need fun with strangers too right?
Entering the bathroom you rub the towel over you, leaving mostly dry skin. You'd peel away your bikini if you were definite you wouldn't need to peel it back up your limbs should this plan backfire. You move to the mirror to adjust the black flecks from your minimal makeup dispersing under your eye and just as you're about to smooth down the stray baby hairs that humidity has got to around your face, you see Harry appear in the mirror behind you. Your belly flipping over and over with the thrill he'd took the bait.
Wasting no time he smirks and holds your gaze, wrapping his hands around your waist whilst his lips attach to the junction of your neck and collarbone. His tongue drags over your soft skin and he licks and softly sucks swirls onto it with his plush lips.
"Hm. You're right. This is a more fun type of danger" he says between kisses but before he's even finished his sentence you've spun around in his arms.
The bottom of your spine cold against the marble countertop, arms around his neck as you smash your lips into one another's with urgency. Tongues and wet noises as you get to know one another through your bodies alone.
He runs his hands down your back and presses his hard length against your thigh. He's definitely packing you think as you lift up a little rub your pubic bone against his front, panting out a little moan as the sweet friction of your bodies colliding sends you into overdrive. Catching the noise through your parted lips he gently tugs on the bottom one, teeth grazing the supple flesh. This combined with his large palms kneading your ass and pulling you further, tighter, into the roll of his hips. Only two layers of damp clothing separate you,forcing your lips to break from his mouth and fully moan, not caring who may be around. You could not remember the last time a perfect stranger knew your body quite this well.
His own grunts were speeding up when he suddenly grabs the back of your thighs and hoists you up beside the sink, you gasp in shock but it was more the way the lean man thrusted you up there like it was nothing. What else could he do? You expect him to go back to kissing you but instead he pulls back with his rock hard erection outlined in the wet shorts he still has on. Looking at you dead in the eyes both raging with lust and concern. Whilst you try not to worry how you were going to accommodate him inside your tight walls.
"Is this� I mean, you want this too right?" his hands are resting at either side of your parted thighs. You nod. "Need you to say it Y/N" he steps forward, lips wet and brushes the pad of his thumb across your bottom lip that was now puffy and pink from the earlier biting. He knew you were down to fuck, but now he wanted to test your preferences. What kind of fun you were about to have shall we say. So when you lick his thumb tip, holding his fist still and grazing your wet tongue up and down from knuckle to tip before closing your eyes and humming around the entire digit, he knew you were both in for a good time.
Removing the thumb he whispers a barely audible "fuck me" before smashing your lips back together, tongues massaging together as he peels your underwear to the side with his hand swiftly and presses digit you'd lubricated with your mouth against your clit, moving it fast from side to side with just the right amount of pressure to make your head spin. Gasping, you throw your head back, hands clasped around his neck as you lean back and feel yourself start to leak a little with arousal. The few spots dripping down on to the counter.
You could say it had been a while but really this guy was moving his way round your body in the same way you tune a guitar in key. Calloused fingers applying the right amount of pressure as you felt yourself start to get to the edge already. He was kissing down the front if your chest, between your breasts, not missing a beat when he pushed both triangles of your bikini aside and you moaned loudly as he kissed and sucked hard around your nipple, tentatively pulling it between his teeth firmly, the sound you let out made him clamp a little harder before sucking in the whole nipple again, soothing the skin his tongue. Most likely leaving a mark behind, but you kind of liked the idea of proof he'd been devouring you in all honesty.
You were becoming blissed out from all the stimulation. Clenching and moving your hips around nothing but this magical thumb working your clit up and down hard. You were overcome with this whole situation playing out the way it had. You broke away from his mouth again.
"Oh fuck.. Harry, I'm⊠FuckFuck I'm going to come, I'm gonna fucking⊠Ahhh" he pulled back one arm steadying you as your head hit the mirror behind you in your release. He just watched you and slowed his thumb down watching as the liquid cascaded onto the counter.
After you'd come down you open your eyes and shyly smiled before kissing him passionately, his hands moving around your waist tightly. You moved your hand to his shorts, teasingly grazing the outline of his cock between your fingers in hopes of repaying the favour. He does a single throaty laugh and removes your hand, holding himself against his thigh. You look at him in confusion when he splutters,
"Sorry, sorry its just I'm going t'blow my load if you touch me." then he's back on your lips "Too. Fucking. Sexy" he says between wet kisses to your jaw, neck and clavicle. "Wanted to do this since I first set eyes on you" one hand is on the back of his neck twisting nape curls between your fist whilst the other rests behind you, stopping you from hitting your head on the mirror again.
"Oh yeah? Before or after I ruined your clothes?" you laugh teasingly as he slides his hands around your back to finally remove the bikini top properly, lifting it up over your head and tossing it aside somewhere on the floor. He let's a laugh out himself completely entranced still by how natural you are around him, it was often hard to connect with strangers in his position.
"I'd spotted you walking in, was trying to open the door for you m'love" he says before sucking a red mark into your breast and massaging and pulling the other nipple slightly with his hand.
You struggle through sharp intakes of breath for a reply.
"WellâŠ.ah...that's what chivalry.. Oh.. Get's you these days I guess" and you're both laughing a little.
"Hmm. Have to try harder with my manners then won't I? I mean, I've got to clear up the mess I've made here" he cups his hand against your pussy rubbing it up and down a little with his palm. You let out a guttural noise at the friction. "Ladies first and all'tha too right?" he giggles again at himself.
You're practically cumming right then, you couldn't remember the last time someone actually went down on you. Your previous boyfriend not particularly into offering you foreplay. A main point of why he didn't stick around too long.
Harry kisses down your abdomen now, soft sloppy, sensual pecks, humming into your skin every so often in appreciation as he works at removing your soaked bikini bottoms with his hands, pushing them down to your knees before you help, letting them fall from the remaining ankle to the ground.
Harry is moving far too slow for you, kissing across each hip down to the top of your slit, breathing over where you desperately need him before paying the other side the same attention. Then he's licking up each crease where your thigh meets your pelvis.
"Y/N, just.. Just turn, that's it and lean back as far as you can there, shuffle forward until can't balance anymore" you shift your ass as forward as possible on the lip of the sink and prop yourself up on your elbows trying to be as flat as possible on the cold counter as you could, your toes behind the sink with one foot the other dangling over the edge. You keep you thighs open as Harry hunches over the counter where you now lay diagonal. He places his arms under your thighs and bends your legs flat out as he can stretch you, you're expecting some more teasing but he just looks down at your pussy licking over his lips and almost whining before burying his tongue inside you immediately. The force of his tongue lapping up your previous climax causes you once again to knock the side of your head against the mirrored wall. You turn and watch the scene almost as a spectator, witnessing yourself bare to this beautiful man, curly brown hair between your fists and making sounds like he's savouring every taste. He catches you watching before taking his mouth off you, immediately, you're whining in protest.
"Watch my eyes not my reflection baby, I'm right here"
His authoritative tone eclipsing every thought you had about the casual nickname, you stared down at the wonderful site of him lapping and suckling on your clit. Pointed tongue and firm laps against the swollen button. He then starts lapping up at your glistening hole,unhooking an arm to spread your lips open between his fingers and licking right from the bottom to the top with all the sloppy wet noises involved. He was feeling you contract as he locked faster and faster over you. His tongue deserved an award never mind his music. You couldn't believe you were on the brink of a second orgasm so quickly but when he sunk his middle finger into you at the same pace his tongue was working at, you were screaming his name into the extractor fan above before you knew it. You felt waves of liquid cascade from your pussy as he gently lapped up the produce of his work from you. You flinched in overstimulation but he cleaned up every last drop tenderly before carefully closing your legs and pivoting you round to your previous sitting up position on the counter. Neither of you had spoken a word since you came but as he leads your arms to drape over your shoulders, holding your fucked out body against his chest whilst peppering your temple with soft pecks . Then he kisses you intensely, letting you taste the sweet juices of yourself on his lips. You hummed in approval of the sweet taste as you came round.
A few minutes of carnal making out and things were heating up again. Your hands cupping his jaw then sliding to graze fingernails up and down his back, digging them in a little harder now and again and causing goosebumps to pierce through the skin rapidly under your touch.
You could feel him swallowing down grunts from the friction he was getting from his shorts covered cock brushing up and down between your slick folds.
He'd made you cum twice. Hard. He always got off of making his partners cum of course, so he was feeling beyond turned on and the slight heat of your glistening folds against his length was almostvsending him over the edge.
"I want you inside me" you whispered against his lips desperately.
No sooner had you said the words, his left hand was frantically searching through the vanities top drawer in hope. Finding a packet, checking the date quickly then tearing it between his teeth, spitting the seal onto the floor and pushing his shorts to his ankles, stepping out of them at speed before kicking them away.
He smirked when he caught your eyes bulge at his cock. He knew it was above average but the reaction was always a further compliment he thought.
Stepping forward he put on a show of putting the condom on, first rubbing the drops of sticky pre cum at the head and down his length keeping his eyes locked to yours as you wriggled on the counter with anticipation. He whined a little as it squeezed him rolling it on, so red and over sensitive from turning you on. So that's why, when you grabbed for it, he stilled your hand. Dimples appearing back in his cheeks as you looked again in confusion. He kisses you, languishing the moment before grabbing you forward from the countertop to the floor again, still keeping your lips attached. He lightly grips at your hips and turns you round to face the mirror once more.
Harry lightly grabs your throat, and the way you whimper and push your ass back against him, makes him mentally bank that idea for later perhaps. He runs his left hand up the column of your neck lightly holding your jaw between his thumb and forefinger, forcing you to look at him with his hand on your face and the other already working up and down your folds.
"I want you to watch us. Want you to watch yourself come apart. Want to watch you cum around my cock yeah? " he whispers in your ear. You noticeably shiver with excitement of what's to come.
"Please Harry, please, need it, need you."
You watch yourself babble and beg for his cock. The pathetic whimper from yourself as you try and circle your ass into his crotch again to encourage it happening. You were never patient and he's driving you insane here.
Bringing two fingers infront of your lips as you watch yourself in the mirror he looks you dead in the eye through the reflection.
"Spit" so you do, "good girl" he says kissing your cheek. His saliva lubed fingers are back rubbing your clit quickly whilst his knee nudges the back of yours to spread your feet wider as he kisses the back of your neck and shoulders. When he pauses next you're not expecting the hard thrust of him entering you entirely, sure you were dripping wet with the result of two orgasms but you cry out in a mix of stretch and pleasure as he pounds into you at a furious pace. His spare hand not on your clit is holding the bottom of your spine down as he keeps up his rhythm. His pace was that of a man desperate for release after watching you fall apart on his fingers and tongue. The build up meant he was already close as you tight walls fluttered around him. He pleads with you to stop tightening your walls around him or he's not going to last he whimpers.
You were already close again, you'd never cum this many times or this quickly in your life but you were ready for another round and by the sounds of him and the stutter his pace kept slipping you knew he was close too.
You quickly removed his hand, sucking your own fingers into your mouth to replace his own at your clit.
"M'gonna cum, but⊠OhOh fuck.. But need you harder. Deeper" you manage to get out.
He grunts a curse before squeezing your hips at a pressure that will leave marks tomorrow but the delight in the speed he was now able to snap his hips against the swells of your ass, was well worth it. It only took a few more seconds with the fingers that knew you best, for you to gush against his cock. Feeling absolutely exhausted you slump your sweaty chest onto the cold counter.
His orgasm taking him by surprise when you clenched up to milk him dry. He all but shouts your name as his hips stutter and you feel the warmth of his cum fill the one barrier between you.
His lips were back on your sweaty neck for a second whilst he disposed of the used condom. He ran the walk in shower and wordlessly you took his offered hand to join him under the hot spray. You'd never had an encounter end like this before not that you were a seasoned professional but after 3 orgasms the way his hands moved round your body under the water, washing away your antics with sweet strawberry-banana smelling suds on the flannel, left you with a warm floaty feeling the worn off alcohol never had.
He gently wipes your makeup from under your eyes then, smiling at the cute way your nose wrinkles slightly as he rubs at each eyebrow.
"I don't even have words" you finally laugh out blushing, not able to stand his gauge as you say it.
"Oh. So that's how to make that smart mouth o'yours stop is it? " he grins, you gasp in mock offense and go to say something but going under your chin with his thumb with his forefinger to connect your lips under the warm water spray he kisses you when you pull away you can't help but ask.
"So does this make us even on one ruined fancy vest then?"
"Hmmmm" he ponders with both hands on your face looking at the ceiling out if the falling water. " I'm not sure, I mean it was a custom, pretty high going rate those yeah"
"Yeahhhh you're right, you're right. Better factor in the cost of the custom job then hadn't I huh?"
You hurriedly sink to your knees on the tiled floor.
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When Itâs Cold (5)
*I had different, spicier, plans for this chapter and then the characters took off with the plot and had fluff instead.*
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!
I had been way louder than I meant to. My body was pleased with the after effects of masturbating but my mind was paying the price. I had been peacefully asleep until another naughty dream of Felix entered my subconscious. It was late so I figured he was asleep and I could get away with being a little loud if I got a tad overwhelmed but I had thrown caution to the wind right at the end when I screamed his name.
Hopefully he hadnât heard but it did nothing to assuage my worries. I need to get a handle on these hormones. Maybe I would feel more in control if I got something. The store sold condoms. At the very least if it turns out that he does want to have sex one day I can be prepared. I set out early that morning before Felix woke up and grabbed a box of condoms as well as some feminine products. I had forgotten I even got a period until I came to Storybrooke and time started its toll on my body which meant my bloody, crampy, moody friend was back to wreak hell upon me.
Maybe thatâs why I had been so horny lately. PMS can be a hell of a hormone tornado.
I got back to the house and was happily walking back to my room to drop off my purchase when I heard music coming from the kitchen. Damn. I didnât think Felix would be awake yet. I tried to sneak past but he caught me halfway through.
âThere you are,â Felix said, âI thought you were still in bed asleep. Whereâd you go?â
âQuick run to the store,â I waved the plastic bag in my hand.
âIâm making eggs, do you want any?â
âOh sure, Iâm gonna go drop this stuff off in my room first.â
âOkay.â He shrugged, âOh wait,â he gestured for me to come back.
âYes?â
He pulled me in for a quick kiss. âJust wanted to do that.â
âSap.â I tweaked his nose.
I raced up the stairs and dropped the condoms in the drawer of my bedside table and stuffed my feminine products under the bathroom sink. There. Now come period or play time I was ready!
I went back downstairs and sat down with Felix for breakfast. The snow outside had really piled up. On my trip into town I saw a lot of kids out in their lawns making snowmen. Felix and I have stayed cooped up inside this entire time. Maybe we should go have fun outside too. Our entire lives used to be spent outdoors before we came here after all.
I mentioned as much to Felix and he shrugged saying it sounded like fun. We got dressed in our winter attire and I raced out into the snow. âFelix, help me roll!â
âRoll what?â he asked.
âIâm trying to make a snowman. Iâll get started on the lower section, you get started on the middle.â
âAlright then,â Felix stooped down and started rolling a ball.
I got a pretty big base done and Felix came over with his slightly smaller ball to stack on top of it. Felix started rolling the head while I gathered some rocks and sticks to decorate it with. âArm here, and here, rocks for eyes and a nice rocky smile and ta-da! Snowman! Isnât he a handsome devil?â
âHeâs a pile of snow and rocks, darling.â
âWell how about this,â I dug my finger into the face of the snowman and dragged it down. âThere, now he looks like you.â
âYouâre hilarious.â Felix rolled his eyes, âHeâs a little too short to be me though.â
âNope. Heâs a perfect copy.â
âWell you know what this means.â Felix started backing up, âIf there are two of me that means one of us has got to go.â
âFelix! Donât you dare!â I yelled, âDonât kill Felix Junior!
âThere can only be one!â Felix ran and tackled the snowman breaking all our hard work in half. âI reign victorious!â
âYou are a terror!â I grabbed a handful of snow and threw it at him. âI will avenge you Felix Junior!â The snowball hit him right in the head. He stood up and gawked at me.
âYou really wanna have this fight, little girl?â He asked as he picked up the discarded head of Snowman Felix. âWeâre gonna have this fight!â
âNo!â I started running away as Felix raced after me. The severed head of our snowman held high above his own head. I felt the force of it hit me in the back and I went tumbling to the ground.
âGotcha!â Felix was already forming another snowball.
âOh no you donât!â I quickly made another ball and hurled it nailing him in the face. âFor Felix Junior!â I started making more snowballs as I got up and started pelting him.
I was laughing my head off as Felix and I dodged around one another throwing snowballs. I got too close once and he grabbed me shoving a clump of snow to my exposed neck! âNo! No! Cold! Cold! Cold!â
I dropped to the ground and Felix fell with me. He was hovering over me, that wide smile that only I ever got to see, bright on his cold stung face. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him down for a kiss. Our battle lay forgotten as we sunk into it. His face was cold but his mouth was hot as he kissed me back.
âTruce?â He asked.
âFor now.â I shivered, the cold and wet of the snow starting to get to me.
âCold?â Felix smirked.
âA tad.â
âCanât have that, can we?â He stood up and helped pull me to my feet. âLetâs get back to the house where I can keep you warm.â
âI like the sound of that.â I held close to his arm as we made our way back to the mansion. I changed into my comfiest and warmest clothes and heated up some hot chocolate for Felix and I. We sat down in the living room where Felix already had a fire going. A bunch of cushions and blankets littered the ground.
I sat down and cuddled up next to Felix. We sipped our hot chocolate while the fire crackled and music from the record player played softly in the background. Outside the snow fell in delicate flakes. It was a moment of pure bliss.
âDid you ever think weâd be like this?â I asked.
âLike what?â
âCuddled together like weâre old lovers.â I smiled, âI certainly didnât when I first met you.â
âA lot has changed since then though, hasnât it?â He matched my smile and planted a kiss to the crown of my head.
âYes, a lot has changed.â I sighed, âIt almost makes me not want to go back to Neverland. Iâm just so happy being here...with you.â
âYou donât want to return to Neverland?â Felix really looked at me now. âBut itâs our home.â
âIâm not saying that I never want to go back to Neverland Iâm just saying that I am really enjoying this time where itâs just the two of us. No other loud boys getting in the way. No hunting for food or sleeping on the hard ground. No bathing in a pond. Itâs comfy here. Safe.â
âThe privacy is nice,â He traced his thumb along my cheek, âI like having you all to myself.â
âHome can be anywhere we make it. Why not make it here?â
âIs that what youâd want?â Felix said, âTo stay here and grow up? Weâd become boring adults. The one thing we hate more than anything.â
âI donât think either of us could be considered boring, adult or not.â I chuckled. âI donât like the idea of growing old and dying but if youâre there along with me getting wrinkles and grey hairs then I fear it a little less.â
âThatâs a big change. A big commitment. Are you sure youâre ready for that?â
âI donât know if Iâll ever be ready. I donât think anyone is ever ready to grow up. It just sorta happens. Itâs the passage of time.â
âDoes this mean youâre done looking for a way back to Neverland?â
âWeâve been searching for weeks. Weâre going on two months and we have made no progress. Absolutely none. I think it has to do with the fact that weâre happy here. Weâre not looking as hard as we should because we have a good thing going already. Tell me, Felix, if we found a way back to Neverland tomorrow, would you want to take it?â
âWould you be coming with me?â
âThatâs not fair. Youâre asking that cause you know I would come with you regardless. I am asking if you would stay here regardless of if I was here or not.â
âWherever you go I go. I know thatâs not the question but thatâs my answer. You want to go back to Neverland we go back to Neverland. You want to stay here and grow up then Iâll be right by your side for that too. Weâre in this together now.â
âFelix, I--â my brain tried desperately to catch up to my heart. What was I feeling? Was this love? I donât remember the last time I felt love. I canât even be sure that what Iâm feeling right now counts but it is the closest to love I know I have ever felt. That didnât mean I was ready to say it out loud though. âI am so glad that I have you.â
âIâm glad I have you too.â He kissed me slowly.
The rest of our day passed in a warm haze of dreamy sighs and feather soft kisses. We barely moved from our spot in front of the fireplace. Felix got up to heat up some leftovers for dinner and came to sit back down. The night was growing late and I felt myself nodding off. I didnât want to return to my lonely bed though. I wanted to remain right here.
I rested my head on Felixâs shoulder and shut my eyes.
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Felix hadnât meant to fall asleep in the living room. But he didnât have much choice after you fell asleep on him. He hadnât the heart to wake you up. Not that he would have dared move from that spot in the first place. It was such a stark contrast to the hormonal hours of makeouts you and he had engaged in over the past several days. Today was all soft touches and meaningful words.
He was surprised when you said you wanted to stay in Storybrooke but what was more surprising was that he wanted to stay here with you too. Wherever you went he would follow. If that meant staying here and growing old then he was proud to do it.
He played with your hair as you slept. You had cuddled up right next to him and next thing he knew you were fast asleep. He gently reclined so he was laying down as well. You curled into him even more. Your head resting over his heart like a pillow.
What he wouldnât give to go to sleep like this every night. Maybe he could. From the way you talked and how easily you fell asleep next to him maybe you wouldnât mind sharing his bed. He didnât even think about how else that could be misconstrued. Sex was an afterthought to the peace that was having you next to him. Your face relaxed and soft snores escaped past your lips.
âI adore you.â he whispered to you as you slept. He pressed a soft kiss to the top of your head and fell into a dreamless sleep with you in his arms.
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How would the guys help you deal with someone that canât take no for an answer/harassing you? Itâs unfortunate that there are people who enjoy making others uncomfortable and see how far they can push boundaries. And hopefully thatâs all it is because this type of situation can get scary quickly. I had a neighbor who bothered me so much I started having nightmares of him breaking into my home but thankfully he left one day and I never saw him again. Thank you for taking the time to write all these headcannons. Youâre such a good writer. đ
Itâs always a scary situation to find yourself in. Iâm glad youâre ok and I hope the nightmares donât plague you anymore. And thank you so much my darling, Iâm so glad youâre enjoying these!Â
Head Canon Masterlist
When Someone is Harassing You:
Whiskey: Whiskey bristles if heâs with you when it happens. He knows you like having your own agency, so he lets you deal with it at first, staying quiet beside you as he keeps an eye on you. If the person keeps egging you on after you say no, heâll repeat your statement to the person. If the person still doesnât get the hint, heâll wrap his arm around you, pulling you to him as he tells the fool to âget ta steppinâ. Doorâs that way.â If the person STILL keeps trying his luck, well, you remember that scene in Golden Circle? Say hello to Mr. Tornado in a Trailer Park. He will tussle, and leave the guy tied up in his lasso before paying the bill and taking your hand to lead you home. You never need to worry at home, because Whiskey has a top of the line security system. Misappropriated Statesman funds to install it? You betcha.Â
Javi: Javi simply will not have this, especially given the dangerous shit heâs involved in, and that you are therefor exposed to by proxy. If anyone even begins to make you uncomfortable, he steps in, physically putting himself between you and the person making you uncomfortable. Heâs not afraid to flash the badge to get someone to back off. Heâs not as likely to start a bar fight. At least, he wonât throw the first punch. If someone puts their hands on you though? He will not hesitate to start throwing punches to get them off of you. Oh, and if youâre not already living with him? Well, youâre gonna be staying at his place for a few days. This is more for his own sanity than yours, just so he can make sure youâre ok.Â
Frankie: Frankie postures over you. Heâs not big on verbal confrontation (which is why 80% of the things that happened in TF, happened). But he knows how to carry himself. Heâs ex-military, ex-spec ops. The man can make himself look intimidating when he wants to. Someone saddles up to you and itâs clear youâre uncomfortable, Frankie acts like your shadow, hovering and staring down the person making plays at you. If thatâs not enough to get them to back off, Frankie is the type to just get up, pay the tab, and wrap his arm around you so heâs between you and the person pursuing you. Now, lets say this person is dumb enough to follow you out of the bar. Frankie will see you to the truck before turning and grabbing your harrasser by the collar. Heâll whisper a few things them, youâll see the personâs face look like theyâve seen a ghost, and they bolt away. You never ask what he says, and youâre pretty sure you donât wanna know, but youâre not bothered by that person ever again. As for at home, his side arm is in the night stand, and he makes sure you know how to use it.Â
Ezra: The words that pour from his lips when he interrupts your harasser are said with the most sickeningly sweet voice he can muster. it kinda scares the bar tender, some of the things Ezra says heâll do your harasser if said harasser doesnât leave his precious gemstone alone. Itâs all said with a smile that could turn water to ice and you know that heâs deathly serious. Any individual stupid enough to keep trying to go at you, Ezra will escort outside, asking you to please wait for him. He comes back a bit later flexing his fingers and shaking out his hand, but the person is gone and Ezra was let back in the bar, so you donât ask questions as to what happened. As for keeping you safe at home, Ezra puts in for a decent security system. Whenever youâre feeling uncomfortable, he does his best to keep you with him, or to stay around with you in the house until both of you are sure youâre safe. But after the broken nose and double black eye the other guy got...well...letâs say Ezra and you have a reputation to not be played with .Â
Oberyn: He will NOT have this. Not in his court, not in his land, not with anyone who shares his bed. 0 tolerance policy. If he finds the person making you uncomfortable, that personâs life is about to become miserable. Thatâs assuming Oberyn doesnât just toss that knife he always keeps on him at the harasser. The Red Viper is exactly as his namesake, waiting to strike, wild and unpredictable. But heâs fiercely loyal and protective. Heâd probably make and example of this first harasser, letting it be known what will happen to anyone who ever even thinks of committing such an act against any of those whom he favors ever again.Â
Din: Din lets you take care of yourself at first two. He knows you can, but heâll be there in case anything goes wrong. Your harasser keeps trying, he says, âThey said leave them alone.â he doesnât look up from his spot next to you, and heâs still as a statue. That counts as their one and only warning from him. If this person keeps trying...well...hitting on someone who is clearly taken or not interested are some pretty crappy last words. Din doesnât miss. Not at this close of range. Youâll stare at him wide eyed and heâll just shrug, dropping some extra credits on the bar for the trouble to the bartender. Not many people try to harass you with a Mandalorian posturing over you with his hand on his blaster. Those stupid enough to try donât last long.Â
Pero: When someone hits on you or makes you uncomfortable and heâs there, you learn that Pero has some really creative ideas when it comes to cutting out tongues to keep creeps from talking. Another posturer. Heâs always beside you, looming to protect you and with his fearsome visage, not many people dare to approach. Even fewer after he drove a dagger through the hand of someone reaching out to touch you. Word travels fast in a small community. Knowing you live with this mercenary, no one even tries to harass you at you home, knowing that your Spaniard wonât hesitate to come out with swords swinging to put a stop to the matter. Pero is the type to whisper his promises of protecting you to you when heâs holding you at night. And thatâs all the reassurance you need, because you believe him.Â
Max: Anyone dumb enough to try and flirt with or harass the one out with a vampire has made their last mistake. They become dinner. Max doesnât make a show out of it, just standing with that businessman smile before compelling them outside. He comes back in wiping his mouth and a little bit warmer. At home, you know you never need to worry if Max is home. having a vampire is better than any guard dog. When Max is away, he makes sure his security system is top of the line. His policy with you is also that if you call and ever need him to come home, he will, no questions asked.Â
Maxwell: No one will ever get close enough to you to flirt with you or harass you. Youâre almost constantly on his arm, and his security detail is always nearby when youâre not with him. On the off chance someone does manage to make you uncomfortable, Maxwell ruins them. A financial break they will never recover from. Not to mention blacklisted on every job site his has access to. At home, the likelyhood of anyone getting close to the property, and therefor to you, is slim. He also has a top of the line security system, and you have a guard dog as well (who is your baby, no matter how much Maxwell insists the dog is for protection, not for a pet.) If heâs not home, thereâs usually a member of the security detail somewhere around, making themselves scarce. If he ever hears about a case of you being uncomfortable, Maxwell isnât really one to...physically correct the situation, he doesnât really like touching, but heâll wrap his arm around your waist instead of your arm as he normally does for a while when you go out, until he sees youâre more relaxed in public again.Â
Marcus: Marcus is level headed with this kinda thing. He carries his badge with the FBI everywhere, so if you telling the person hitting on you to go away doesnât work, and him telling the person your taken doesnât work, heâll flash the badge and say some big words about the consequences of harassment from a legal perspective. That usually scares lowlifes like that off. I canât see Marcus starting a fight, heâd be more likely to just take you and leave if things were getting hot. He has his concealed carry though, and he does always have it on him, so youâre never unsafe while heâs by your side, though heâd much rather you any other method of calming the situation before he even thinks about reaching for the firearm. At home, he has his side arm, and like Frankie, he teaches you how to use it. best to be informed and not need to use the information than the other way around. He has a pretty decent security system. If youâre ever worried about someone coming to your house, he maaayyyyyy pull some strings in his position to have some coworkers stake out for a bit to keep an eye on things, especially if heâs not home to do so.Â
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FIC: Welcome to Backwater ch.13 (spicyhoney)
Summary: Finally some answers! It's just a shame they aren't for the questions Stretch already had.
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If he were asked, Stretch would be the first to admit he was probably not the greatest influence out there for anyone. When he was younger, heâd tried his best for Blueâs sake at least; he worked two jobs, he made sure the laundry was done so Blue could wear clean clothes for school and all that. But as Blue got older and more able to help out, a lot of that shit fell off to the wayside into apathy. Until they got to the surface, anyway, but whatever efforts heâd made to get his life on track in the Aboveground took a sad detour back to wallowing in misery a few months back.
That said, Stretch tried not to be a complete asshole at any given time, but damn if living in Backwater wasnât putting his manners to the test, because the predominant phrase running through his mind right now as he stared at the older âCharaâ clone was, âwhat in the name of holy blue fuck?â.
At least he managed not to say it, but then, he also didnât manage to say anything else. Instead of a âhiâ or a âhow ya doinâ or even a âso, how about those dodgersâ for the smiling Human in front of him, all Stretch did was gape, his bike engine idling and his mouth hanging open in an invitation to any circling flies in search of a new home.
His luck was leaning towards good today, insect-wise, since none took the invite, and all the Human did was smile wider, their eyes crinkling as they held out their hand and said, with a certain slyness, âDonât you know how to greet a new pal?â
Stretch knew before he even shook their hand what was coming. Mostly, anyway, turned out to be a whoopie cushion hidden in the palm rather than the joy buzzer Stretch was so fond of. But he knew, this was his gag, and still he hastily switched off the engine and reached over. He took their hand in a daze and the rubbery wheeze of a fake fart as their palms met made the Human laugh in delight.
âStill works,â they said gleefully. The Human held up the little whoopie cushion before tucking it into their pocket, leaving aside humor for sincerity. âI have so wanted to meet you.â
âme?â Stretch said blankly. Not exactly showcasing his brilliance, there, but he couldnât seem to stop staring. That familiar, cherubic smile was so strange when it was on another face. Of all the things heâd seen so far in Backwater, this was, by far, the last heâd ever expected, and that was including the damn corn.
âOh, yes, Edge has told me all about you,â they said, rocking on their heels. From the neck down, the resemblance took a little detour. No striped shirt here and instead of the green Chara favored, they wore blue. A subtle difference, but one that Stretch latched onto gratefully, along with what they said next. âMy name is Frisk.â
âfrisk,â Stretch repeated. He felt like a living echo, but that name seemed somehow familiar, niggling at the back of his mind. Eh, didnât matter, the important thing was that it wasnât âCharaâ, âcause his mental capacity for accepting the weird was teetering on the brink of overload.
Their mouth twitched again into a smile. "You're wearing my old helmet."
"oh. oh!â Stretch slapped a hand on top of his head and nearly impaled it on a cat ear. Hastily, he started working on the buckle. âuh. sorry about that.â
"No, it's cute,â Frisk said cheerfully. âRed wouldnât let me ride my bike without it, either.â Stretch could only blink at them, still waiting on an internal reboot, here, and the Humanâs mouth twisted wryly. "Itâs okay. The resemblance is uncanny, I know. We saw it all on television when it happened a few years ago. Chara, the human who brought Monsters back to the surface. Red thought it was all very funny, but his sense of humor is rather questionable on a good day."
On television? ButâŠhowâŠ? Weakly, Stretch said, "i don't understand."
âI know," Frisk said. Their eyes darkened with sympathy. "And I doubt very much that Edge or Red explained." They sighed with fond irritation, "All these years living here, and Edge still loves his puzzles. Never a straight answer if he can twist it around for someone to solve. Red is just a shit. Come on,â they jerked their chin towards the cabin. âEdge is around back.â
Frisk turned and started back up the winding path, bare feet light on the flat stones. Stretch realized he was still straddling his bike and hastily put down the kickstand before following. Okay, so, no Red Riding Hood today, he was more like a Lost Boy and if Peter Pan swooped down right now with Tinkerbell sparkling at his feet, he was gonna swat them both down.
âwait!â he called. Frisk paused and turned around, their expression questioning as Stretch jogged to catch up, trying not to stumble over his untied shoelaces. âyouâŠyouâre edgeâs roommate, right?â
Frisk considered that and nodded. âThatâs as good a word as any.â
âright.â Okay, yeah, he would have felt pretty damn guilty about his frequent admiration of Edgeâs hips if it werenât for Red assuring him Edge wasnât in a relationship. Roommates, not âroommatesâ, finger quote-slash-finger quote. He was losing the thread, though, and he wanted to pick it back up before it unraveled completely. âlook, iâm supposed to be here to ask you about edgar allen.â
âI know,â Frisk smiled again and a pair of dimples peeked out. Now that he was past the initial shock, he could see a splash of freckles on their nose, another little difference distancing them from Chara that was a relief to see. âIâll explain everything in due time. Come on.â They dashed away again, and all Stretch could do was follow.
In due time, right, heâd been waiting for anyone around here to pay their dues for days, give him some straightforward answers, and it seemed like the only thing he ever got was another winding road.
Heâd been doing pretty good about cutting back on the cigarettes, but today Stretch would have maimed someoneâs uncle for a full pack and a half an hour to work his way through âem, one after another.
Frisk led the way behind the house and as Stretch stepped around the corner, he stopped to stare at the view. It opened up into a clearing that was filled with huge garden spreading out in a chaotic sort of order; beds of bright flowers, rows of different veggies and berries, baskets hanging between them with leafy tendrils spilling out. Parts of it already looked like they were winding down for the summer, like the rows of truly enormous sunflowers skirting the garden, their bright petals already withering and their broad faces gone to seed, heralds to the upcoming change of season.
It was incredible, it was insane, how�
âhow does all this grow in the woods?" Stretch asked wonderingly, to no one in particular. âhow do you grow sunflowers without sun?â Some light filtered in through the heavy canopy of branches overhead, sure, but the overwhelming appearance was one of shade. Stretch didnât know shit about gardening, but this wasnât exactly his idea of a great place to set one up.
Obviously, someone forgot to tell these plants, it sure wasnât stopping them.
âThey arenât sunflowers. Not exactly.â
It wasnât Friskâs voice and Stretch startled, turning to see Edge kneeling close by in the dirt by another row, briskly picking handfuls from the low plants. There was a basket next to him half-filled with green pods, beans or peas, he wasnât sure which, and that was where it stayed because it wasnât the gardening that Stretch was interested in anyway. He promptly forgot about sunflowers, beans, peas, Peter Pan, everything, and stood mutely watching Edge work.
Somehow, he always managed to forget in between seeing him how damned attractive Edge was. Even in shabby working clothes, the underarms of his t-shirt damp with sweat and wearing a pair of dirty flower-patterned garden gloves, he was a hell of a snack pack. All those baggy clothes did was cloak what he knew they concealed, hinting at what lay beneath with a suggestion that unwrapping would reveal delightful surprises andâ
Yeah, okay, he was gonna stop that line of thought right there. He was here for a reason and it wasnât to ogle at Redâs little bro.
Then all his good intentions took a spin down the drain as Edge looked up at him and smiled. Not a scowl, which wouldnât have surprised him, not a smirk, which was to be expected, but an honest-to-angel smile. Like he was actually glad to see him and the little throb in Stretchâs battered soul didnât hurt nearly as much as it should.
âSo, youâve finally arrived,â Edge said. He went back to his picking, didnât seem to notice the way Stretchâs eye lights kept trying to drift down to where his shirt was riding up at the back.
âlooks that way.â Stretch tore his gaze from Edge and took the safer route of glancing around at the garden again. âtook longer than i thought it would. this place could use a yellow brick road.â
"That seems like it would invite tornados,â Edge said dryly, âand we see enough trouble."
Trouble? That didnât seem right. How much trouble could show up on their doorstep out here in the boonies. Then again, probably better to just roll with it, for all he knew there were bears out here or monsters with a lowercase âmâ. Fuck it, could even be monster bears, who knew? It would sure explain why everyone said to keep on the path.
So, Stretch let that be and asked instead, âyour bro didnât give you a heads up that i was coming?â
âNo.â And there was a touch of the sourpuss he knew and loâliked. Edge slithered on down the row and attacked the pods on those plants, adding them in to his basket. âWhile I at least attempt to keep my brother apprised of any situations in town, he tends to side with the element of surprise.â
From out of nowhere, the Human appeared. They marched right up to Edge and smacked him lightly on the back of the skull and Stretch nearly jumped himself; heâd just about forgotten about them completely despite them being the entire reason behind his visit. Yep, that was the only reason he was here, to ask about Edgar Allen, and he damn well needed to remember that.
âOh, stop it!â Frisk scolded, âYou and your brother, and your petty squabbles! You were just as bad yourself when we were still Underground, always had to play up the puzzles.â
Edge made a show of rubbing his skull, as if that little smack even hurt. His mouth twitched in an almost-smile, and it wasnât as nice as the one earlier, but it still made Stretch melt a little inside. âThat is possible,â he allowed.
âGood. You behave. Now,â Frisk turned back to Stretch and said brightly, âCome inside, weâll talk over dinner.â
Uh.
Frisk started towards the house and Edge got to his feet, basket in hand, to follow them. Stretch hung back, suddenly wary of going into the gingerbread house. He knew all the stories about spiders and flies, and what happened in their parlors, thanks, and before Frisk could disappear inside, Stretch called, weakly, "i really only came out here to ask about edgar allen."
They hesitated at the open door and from the glint in their eyes, they had an inkling of what Stretch was thinking about. âI know. And Edge set you on a quest to find me so you can ask,â they laughed delightedly, âThe phone book was a nice touch.â
"you know about that?â Stretch blurted, âso youâve known i wanted to talk to you?â
They nodded. âOf course, Edge tells me everything.â
âso why didn't you come into town to see me?!"
Their sudden mischievous smile only made them look even more like Chara. "And spoil his fun?"
Frisk went inside, the door swinging shut behind them. Edge stayed outside, his basket of beans-or-peas balanced on his hip. He arched a browbone and asked, âAre you coming or not?â
Stretch wavered, scuffing his feet against the stone path, both tempted and wary, and before he could make a choice, his magic decided for him. They didnât have stomachs, actually, but it didnât stop their magic from imitating one for him, letting out a growl that was a reminder that the lunch Red packed him was still stashed away in his bag uneaten.
That earned him a low chuckle and the melted chocolate of Edgeâs voice didnât help his growling not-belly one damn bit. Edge tilted his head towards the door in invitation, âCome on, itâs dinner time and I canât bear to let moronic creatures starve. You can help me cook.â
âuh.â Leaving aside the whole moronic thing (heâd probably earned it at some point, anyway), now might be the time to bring up an important fact. âi should warn you ahead of time, iâm not much of a chef.â
Edge only nodded, sighing deeply, âOf course. I should have suspected that looks aside, you were my brotherâs doppelgĂ€nger rather than mine.â
âwhat?â How was it this guy could be so unfairly hot and so damned confusing at the same time? âwhat does that even mean?â
âItâs hard to explain.â
Stretch only crossed his arms over his chest and glared. âainât gonna get easier if you donât start.â
Edge made an impatient sound, âCome inside and we will. Stretch,â his voice went lower, gentle, âBackwater can be unnerving, I know this, but youâre safe here. I would never let anything hurt you in my home.â
Yeah, okay, that was seriously unfair, like Edge was speaking directly to his nerves, reassuring him with honeyed promises and damned if Stretch didnât believe him. Worse, he wanted to believe him.
He still hung back uncertainly, and one corner of Edgeâs mouth quirked up as he added, âBesides, my brother would never forgive me if I let anything happen to his best salesperson.â
That burst the tension hanging in the air and Stretch snorted loudly, âthat ainât saying much, Iâve seen firsthand how red runs the store.â
With a last nervous glance at the garden/woods behind him, Stretch finally followed. He hoped he at least lived to regret it.
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An hour later, Stretch was feeling pretty stupid about his little moment of panic. For one, sitting in their kitchen peeling carrots was probably the most normal thing heâd done since heâd gotten here. No ghosts popping out from the walls, nothing coming alive that shouldnât to say hi. The most complicated thing he had to do was make sure the peelings ended up in the trash bin rather than on the floor and even that he got right at least ninety percent of the time.
Stretch wasnât entirely incapable of cooking. It was only that his bro enjoyed it so much more than him that he didnât bother and when he did, the words âinstantâ or âmicrowaveâ were usually involved in some capacity.
He spent the rest of his focus on covertly watching his hosts. Frisk and Edge moved around the kitchen and each other easily, theyâd obviously been roomies for some time. They laughed, they teased, made stupid in-jokes that Stretch longed to understand, and Stretch only sat back and watched them. To be honest, there was something a little unnerving about their homey domestication. It wasnât what heâd been expecting, for sure.
Or maybe he was just a little homesick. In spite of Redâs mothering, he was starting to miss his brotherâs care and concern, a little. Probably better to not think of that and Stretch swapped out his peeled carrots for the basket of what he was assured were definitely peas, working on shelling them into another bowl.
The outside of the house might be more wicked witch in the woods, but the inside was more traditional in an airy open floor plan. From his spot in the kitchen, he could see the living room with large, comfy sofas positioned in front of a pretty damn nice television.
There were also several crowded bookshelves and a few cabinets against the walls, each one filled with an impressive collection of action figures and the glass meticulously polished. Pictures on the wall, some of Edge and Frisk, a few more than included Red, along with artwork, pretty landscapes that might well be visible from their front door.
All it all it was simplyâŠnormal. Not a single cauldron or any eye of newt in sight, and Stretch couldâve been doing the same thing back in Ebott except for the fact that this Human wasnât Chara and Edge wasnâtâŠyeah.
Once the prep was done, dinner didnât take long to get on the table. Soon they were all sitting with a bowl and if Stretch was a little dubious about the unknown dish set in front of him, all his worries vanished with the first bite.
He was getting used to the tasty food that Edge brought to the shop a couple times a week; Red was always willing to share and now that he thought about it, either Edge always included extra for leftovers or heâd started packing more so that both of them could have enough tasty goodness. Stretch wasnât sure which was true, but he knew which one he hoped it was.
This, though, this was something entirely else, so much more than simple, tasty nourishment. Cheesy grits with a vegetable medley and a poached egg on top, thatâs what Frisk introduced the dish as, but that description couldnât truly explain the taste. How the fresh peas were buttery sweet, the carrots sweet and crisp, the way the egg yolk burst open when his fork pierced it, the bright, rich yolk dripping down to coat everything in reach with deliciousness. Stretch had to resist the urge to shovel it into his mouth, forcing himself to chew it slowly and didnât regret it, groaning aloud around his mouthful, it was so damned good. His brother wasnât a bad cook, but it was like comparing a bowl of oatmeal to a full breakfast platter, there was no comparison.
Stretch took another huge bite, moaning again as he hit the creamy, cheesy goodness of the grits. He looked up and paused mid-chew, to see both Edge and Frisk staring at him.
âhrmmm?â Neither of them replied to his not-a-question and Stretch awkwardly swallowed down his too-large mouthful before trying again, âwhat?â He grabbed a napkin and wiped at his face, but it came away clean.
âNothing,â Edge said finally. There was a faint flush of redness high on his cheekbones, for no good reason Stretch could figure, not with the way the air conditioning was blasting out. He cleared his throat and turned his attention to his own bowl. âItâs only nice to see someone enjoying my cooking so thoroughly.â
Frisk only offered a frustratingly Mona Lisa sort of smile and dug in, the three of them eating in silence, aside from Stretchâs occasional happy groans.
Once the bowls were scraped clean, Frisk pushed theirs aside and announced, âAll right, then, if Iâm going to explain, I think itâs best to start at the beginning.â Frisk slanted a questioning look at Edge. âIf thatâs all right?â
âWhy are you asking me?â Edge stood to clear away the dishes, carrying the stack to the sink. âItâs your story.â
âBecause youâre in it.â
Stretch could only sit there, trying not to squirm with impatience as Edge thought that over, rinsing the bowls before stacking them into the dishwasher. âTell him,â he said. âMysteries are one thing, but I donât care for lies.â
Frisk smiled, their eyes gone memory-dark. âI know. All right, then!â They clapped their hands together lightly and Stretch settled in for what he hoped was a damned good story.
âIâm from Backwater originally,â Frisk began, âbut I didnât live here my entire life. When I was a child, my parents died. I ended up going to Ebott to live with relatives and it wasââ They frowned, teeth grinding briefly as if they were chewing on the words, managing only a curt, âUnpleasant.â Frisk took a long, slow breath and went on, âOne day I simply had enough and ran away. All the way up Mount Ebott and that is where I fell into the Underground.â
Stretch didnât say anything, but his expression mustâve given him away, or maybe his hands, his joints nearly creaking as he clasped them tightly together. He knew this story, nearly this exact story, told to him by a child who right now should be safely living back in Ebott with their adopted father.
Friskâs mouth twitched in an almost smile. âNo, not your Underground. Theirs. Red and Edgeâs.â
Stretch glanced at Edge. He was still washing the cooking pans, pink rubber gloves incongruous against the pale of his bones, but the tilt of his head indicated he was listening. Realization was dawning with glacial slowness; a pair of skeleton brothers in the Underground coming to the surface along with a Human child. He knew this story because it was his own, and more than that.
âyouâre talking about the multiverse,â Stretch said slowly.
Of course. He could have slapped himself silly for his stupidity. Heâd never even considered their situation might be similar; the age differences threw him off, far more than they should have. Sans was of an age with him, Papyrus a match to Blue. Red was so obviously much older than Stretch it hadnât even clicked, seriously, was he that off his game? That shouldâve been his first thought and instead, it never made it on his list.
But then, none of them really liked to talk about it much, either. Sans and Papyrus sure werenât bringing up how they ended up here, didnât take any kind of magic to see the shadows lurking in the depths of their eye lights even now. Theyâd just showed up one day in Snowdin right before Chara did, two skeletons from another world that seemed so hurt by their pasts that Stretch and Blue let them keep the names and took on nicknames of their own. Turned out it was easy to forget, somehow, that they hadnât always been there, easy to let a sort of shroud fall over that knowledge. Not like Stretch wasnât used to it when it came to his past.
Only now the veil was getting ripped away. Edge and Red werenât only other Monsters, they were other Monsters, holy shit, and theyâd been here for how long?
âYes,â Frisk nodded as if reading his mind, and wasnât that a terrifying thought. âAnd weâve learned that time can flow differently beneath the mountain. It seems that I arrived in their Underground some years before your child fell.â
Their smile faltered, faded, the silence broken by the sound of running water and the soft clatter of dishes in the sink. âTheir Underground was...well. It was a place of LV, not love. Their king was mad and when I came to the castleâŠwell.â Frisk shuddered, looking away from Stretchâs numb gaze. A bony hand settled on their shoulder, sharpened fingertips cautious, and Frisk looked up at Edge with something like gratitude. âwe were the only survivors. We took the Human souls that the King had collected and went past the barrier, the three of us. Only, we were afraid of the humansâ reactions, so we hid ourselves from the people in Ebott and I brought Edge and Red back here. Backwater has always been fairly openminded when it comes to unusual folk and I thought they might be accepted here. I was right.â
Frisk hesitated then, choosing their words with care, âBackwater is a town that attracts certain things. Good things and bad things. The people here werenât surprised to meet us.â Their eyes took on a faraway look. âIn fact, they were expecting us. As I said, the town attracts good and bad things, and it needs watching over. When we arrived, the current caretaker was old and weakening. They were calling for a suitable replacement and I suppose I was perfect for the job. Not only had I been touched by magic in the Underground, I was also once in the possession of six other Human souls, and that touched me. Changed me, in a way. And so, we took over as caretakers, Edge and I.â Frisk straightened their shoulders, lifting their chin as they said, firmly, âI am the keeper of the townâs soul.â
âAnd I am their protector,â Edge said. They were first words heâd spoken since Frisk began, each one resonating with strength far beyond the spoken, not a mere statement, he said it as something known. Then he offered a faint smile, almost sheepish, as he added, âI also make pies and pastries to sell in town.â
âAnd thatâs my story,â Frisk finished. They seemed almost nervous, watching Stretch, perhaps waiting for a reaction.
Stretch didnât know what was on his face, but he sure knew what was rattling around in his head and that was one simple, weak thought, I could really use a cigarette right about now.
He sagged back in his chair and let his head drop down into his hands. This was allâŠfuck. This wasnât at all what heâd been expecting, well, mostly, anyway. Heâd been more right than he knew about one thing; a witch did live here, sorta, cauldron or not.
âokay,â Stretch said, more to himself than the two people waiting on the other side of the table. âokay, thatâs. yeah.â
A hand settled on his shoulder and Stretch yelped, nearly scrambling away from the unexpected touch. He fell off the other side of the chair with a painful thud, fighting to untangle his legs from the tablecloth. Still standing on the other side, Edge only held his hands up in a stick-âem-up gesture and didnât try to touch him again. âItâs a lot to take in, I know.â
âyou think?â Stretch sputtered. He managed to get his feet loose but didnât try to stand; the floor seemed a lot more secure right about now. âfuck, you guys shouldâve put that in a damn book instead of all those addresses and gave me time to read the footnotes! wait,â Stretch rolled to his hands and knees, and crawled around the table to look at Frisk, âso what does that make red? why does red live in town and not out here?â
Edge answered him first, a touch sharply, âYouâll need to ask him that.â
Frisk only looked saddened, a shadow falling across their Chara-esque face. âYes, that is his story to tell.â
Fair enough. Stretch sank back down, rubbing a knuckle between his aching sockets as he considered. âokay, hold up. what about edgar allen?â
âAfter all that, youâre still worried about the scarecrow?â Edge sounded torn between amusement and offense.
âyeah, i am!â Stretch retorted. He might be a moron on any given day, but he didnât forget about pals in the face of earth-shattering revelations. âthat explanation filled up a lot of the questions on the form, but how does any of it explain edgar allen?â He pointed a finger at Frisk. âedge said heâs gonna die in the fall and youâd know why!â
âDie?â Frisk considered that, nodding slowly, âI suppose thatâs accurate, in a way, but itâs also not. Growing things have a power of their own, you know. The corn, the garden, they give life, and that is something the town needs.â Frisk spread their hands, their empty palms up. âBut what they offer is without conscious. Townsfolk arenât in any real danger, but strangers can be, and aside from the loss of life, which I donât want, we also donât need to draw the attention of outsiders. Since I came here, every year I call upon a harvest spirit to watch over the crops, to protect the corn and the people who might wander into it. Edgar Allen came to us in the spring and heâll leave us in the fall, but heâll return, next year, after a fashion. He always does.â
A harvest spirit. Right. Edge and Red were from another Universe, along with a kid who wasnât Chara, the scarecrow was a harvest spirit, and Stretch was quietly going nuts inside his own head. Seriously, Stretch shouldâve been taking notes, this info dump was gonna take a while to process.
He sat there a while on the floor, trying to gather up his scattered wits, and nope, it was not happening. This was a three-cigarette problem, and he was starting to get eager to get started on renewing his nicotine habit. A glance out the window confirmed that the light outside was going soft and golden, the sun low in the sky. âwell. uh. thanks for dinner and all, but i better get going if iâm gonna get home before dark.â Not his best speech, but then, Stretch was definitely not at his best.
âOf course,â Frisk stood, and their smile was gentle. âPlease, visit again, Stretch. It was lovely to meet you.â
Edge stepped up again and this time, Stretch didnât flinch from him. âCome on, Iâll walk you out.â
He held out a hand and Stretch took it without thinking. It jolted him unexpectedly, a soft cry choked off before it could escape. That simple touch was strangely electric, warm, bare bones curling with such gentleness against his own. Absurdly, it settled him, helped eased the roiling confusion boiling in his mind.
It was in a near daze that he let Edge draw him silently to his feet, pulling him along like a puppet on a string. Stretch barely managed a vague wave in Friskâs direction as he walked with Edge out the door, and if his gaze automatically fell downward to watch the sway of Edgeâs hips as he walked, welp, it wasnât like there was anyone else around to notice.
At least, Stretch didnât think so, might be better not to âass of u and meâ around this place, even if all he was doing was watching someoneâs ass.
Better safe than sorry; going forward, that was gonna be his motto. Right after he got back to Redâs on his ramshackle motorized bike.
~~*~~
tbc
#spicyhoney#papcest#keelywolfe#underfell#underswap#underfell papyrus#underswap papyrus#welcome to backwater
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PRANK WARS (GEORGE WEASLEY X READER)
Warnings: none
âYou have been chosen. Within this box contains hundreds, if not a thousand Weasley Wizardâs Wheezes products. This year, we have elected one wizard from the houses of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin to assist us in popping the vein on Snapeâs head. None of you know the others identities. Your job is pranking every house mate you have, and avoiding suspicion. If you are caught, you will become our number one target. Winner takes all, and the prize is worth more than itâs weight in gold. Good luck.â I breathed, reading the letter in the parcel. Luckily the package had had a note on the side warning the receiver to open in their room. I hadnât been expecting anything, and I hadnât seen if any owls had flown in with a matching parcel. I opened the package, and I grinned. It was bright, bursting with colours and tricks. My brain was already planning just how I was going to trick the rest of Slytherin house.
I walked silently, pondering about whether or not my plan would work. I hoped it did. I didnât want to disappoint Fred or George, however annoying they were in classes. I wonder how they had chosen me, and then I wondered who else they had chosen. They didnât choose anyone from Gryffindor I noticed, which meant they had big plans for their house. I hoped mine didnât pale in comparison. The Great Hall was already open, as it opens before five on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sundayâs. Unsurprisingly, the room was empty of people.
I walked over to the Slytherin table, and fished my bag of tricks out of my pocket. I dropped a couple of Weaselyâs Snaps into each goblet. Once the goblets were shaken, or even moved in some cases they would pop, causing the drink to explode in the drinkers face. In order to not arise suspicion, I put the Snaps in every goblet, so even I would fall victim. They were also charmed, so when I said the word âfumiousâ they would explode. Then I snuck back to the common room, and more importantly, my bed.
My roommate, Astoria, woke me up by shrieking into my ear, and I almost bit her nose off.
âShove off, Tori.â I groaned, getting out of bed despite my protesting. She laughed and began getting changed. I turned my bisexual ass around and got changed facing the other direction. My wand was on my bedside table, and I accioâd it to me as we walked out the door. The common room was loud as usual, and it resembled my anticipation for breakfast.
âIâm starving. What did we have for dinner last night again?â Astoria walked like she was on a runway, and I laughed.
âWhat do you think youâre doing? Walking like youâre actually cool makes you look like youâve got a stick up your ass.â She winked at me.
âMaybe I do.â I mimed vomiting.
âYouâre gross! Go kiss Flint!â I laughed again at her reaction.
âEw! I do not intend to touch that bastard, let alone- let alone- no, I canât even say it.â We were still laughing as we entered the great hall. Everyone was chattering, and it seemed my Snaps hadnât gone off yet. Just wait for it. We sat down, and piled our plates. I lifted my goblet, filled with water of course, and made sure as many people were holding their goblets as possible.
âFumious.â The beautiful word was spoken by yours truly, and the Snaps flew into everyoneâs faces. Pandemonium struck, and screams erupted from the Slytherin table. The water in my face was actually quite refreshing, but I feigned a look of shock. If only these bitches knew. I saw McGonagall stand up in surprise, followed by Snape. I snuck a look at George, and he was grinning at me. I grinned back proudly, and snickered at the rest of my house.
Later that day we had potions. Snape was assigning us our partners for the term, and it was shaping up to be a Slytherin-Gryffindor mix.
âY/n L/n and Fred Weasley.â I looked up when someone sat beside me.
âGeorge? Why are you here?â George winked at me, and I raised an eyebrow.
âNice prank this morning. It was pretty cool. How did you get them all to go off at the same time?â He asked curiously. I assembled the potions ingredients and smiled mysteriously.
âLittle trick I learnt. You didnât actually think you two were the only ones who prank people at Hogwarts, did you?â One look at Georgeâs face told me did. I laughed.
âHey! How did you do it? It could drastically improve our performances!â He pleaded. I shook my head smugly.
âSorry, Georgie. This spell is for my family only.â I laughed when he scowled, but I saw a looming presence headed our way.
âTen points from Gryffindor for distracting Miss L/n.â Snape walked away as quickly as he arrived, and Georgeâs classmates groaned. Fred grinned.
âSo, how did you choose the three people?â I asked, preparing the potion ingredients.
âTell me how you did the spell and I will.â George tapped his nose.
âNo way. I donât care that much. I think Iâll go tell Snape that youâre in the wrong seat.â I went to stand up and George yanked me down.
âYou do that and youâre dead. Youâll become the target of every prank we pull.â He glared at me and I laughed.
âOnly kidding, George. Lighten up a little, anyone would think youâre related to Snape.â He scowled at me and I smiled, adding asphodel roots to the potion.
It was two days before my next prank. I had been practising this one like crazy, because levitation was hard enough when you werenât levitating sixty plates at once. The other houses had done their first pranks throughout the two days, and meal times were the prime time. Every time we sat down for meals, students anticipated the prank, but never who it was for, and never what it was.
When we sat down for dinner, I fiddled with my wand under the table, practising that damn swish and flick. I piled some pasta onto my plate, and I scanned the table to make sure everyone had food on their plate.
âWingardium Leviosa!â I muttered. The plates, sixty fucking plates, all flew up. The hall was filled with loud laughter and groans, and the Slytherins tried to reach theirs, which was settled above their heads. The plates only went higher, always just out of reach. Snape stood, and marched over to the table. The plates all moved towards Snape like he was a magnet. He was surrounded, and still out of reach from them. All we could see was a tornado of plates, no Snape.
âOh my god!â Astoria squealed, and I gasped with her.
âWhere did he go?â I laughed and tried to peer through the tornado.
âIs he dead?â Shit, I fucking hope not. I moved the plates away, and they settled back on the table, in completely different spots.
âWho the fuck eats meatloaf?â I stared at the lump in front of me. Hmm, that would be a good prank.
âJust get a roll and put it in there. Tastes slightly more bearable.â Astoria had a tuna salad, that stunk.
âTuna smells, but it doesnât taste that bad. No, I am not swapping for your meatloaf.â I groaned, and poked the meatball with the fork. Snape slunk back to the teachers table, and that was the end of that.
George caught my eye when Astoria and I were leaving the Great Hall. He winked, and I winked back.
Two days later I had a new plan. This one, like the plates, didnât involve one of the twins products. This was just me and my words. With the help of the house elves, of course.
I made up an excuse to skip our free last period, telling Tori I had to talk a professor. I didnât say which one, and she didnât ask. I went to the kitchens, and with a tickle of a pear I entered. House elves were bustling about, and I stopped one.
âHi!â
When I left, it was with a smug smile and chocolate around my lips.
We sat down, the food already appearing. It looked delicious, as always. I didnât quite know what to grab, knowing it all tasted the same. I decided on my usual, delicious cheesy pizza. I put on my plate, and filled my goblet with juice before hearing the shouts.
I feigned shock on the off chance anyone was looking at me, and I craned my neck to see the commotion.
Astoria spat out the pizza she had just taken a bite of, and took a gulp of her goblet.
âWhat the fuck is wrong with this pizza?â She looked so disgusted, and I laughed.
âWhat do you mean? I know youâre picky but damn, did you have to come after pizza? It didnât do anything wrong-â She shoved her slice in my mouth and I groaned, biting down. It tasted like shit. Personally, Iâve never eaten shit, but it tasted like the scent of Astoria after she ate baked beans. I spat it out into my napkin, and almost threw up.
âEw!â I didnât realise it would taste quite as bad as this. The house elves had truly outdone themselves. With a flick of my wand the taste of shit was vanished from the food, and I picked up my pizza.
âLetâs try mine.â I took a bite, and the cheesy goodness overwhelmed me. I sighed in happiness, and practically shoved the slice in Astoriaâs mouth. She glared at me as she chewed, but it turned into a dreamy look. I picked up another slice and took a bite. Delicious.
âHey, it tastes good now!â Millicent Bulstrode, a girl a couple years below us, belted out. Everyone hurriedly took another bite, collective sighs of relief filling the room. Astoria and I shared relieved grins, and I wondered what the hell I could do top my previous pranks.
We heard the next morning on our way to breakfast. Roger Davies had been caught by Filch trying to slip frogs into the Ravenclawâs breakfast! Pansy, a girl in Millicentâs year, spilled the news excitedly.
âApparently thereâs been a competition, itâs not just pranks for fun. I heard that two people from each house were chosen by the Weasleys to battle it out it pranks. See you!â She whisked off to spread the news to others, while Tori and I shared a look.
âThis does sound very, how will I put it, Weasley.â I said, and Astoria laughed.
âTrue. I wonder who the Slytherin students are.â We looked around at the group that was with us, trying to figure out who it was. Or, in my case, trying to act like it wasnât me. We reached the Great Hall, to see the Weasely twins with Roger at the front, talking with Dumbledore. That couldnât be good. Tori and I took our usual seats, when Malfoy sat on the other side of me.
âHey L/n.â I eyed him suspiciously.
âMorning Malfoy.â He gave me a small smile before turning to his friend on his other side.
âThat was weird.â I murmured to Tori, who shook her head.
âHe likes you. Godric, Malfoy likes you!â I laughed hysterically, choking on my orange juice. Tori was funny.
âIâm serious-â
âAttention, please. Could the two students from Slytherin and Hufflepuff involved in the Weasley twins, ahem, contest, please make their way to the front.â The hall fell silent, and I eyed the Hufflepuff table. Who was going to stand up? When Cedric Diggory, the dreamy curly haired boy stood up, I gasped.
âWhereâs Slytherinâs competitor?â Tori glanced around the table, and when I stood up, she gasped.
âYou bitch!â I hid my smile as I walked up, my cheeks burning red. This was so embarrassing.
âIn case students were unaware, these three students recently undertook a challenge set by the Weasley twins. Best pranks win until someone gets caught. To determine whoâs pranks were the best, the loudest applause takes the title of Vice Pranker. Applause for Davies.â The Great Hall erupted in chatter and claps, and I knew that it would be silent when my name was called.
âDiggory.â Hufflepuffs are loud, Iâll give them that. The screaming that was heard was deafening, and I grinned at Diggory. I never would have guessed him.
âL/n.â The Great Hall shook, and I covered my mouth. For what must have been the first time in Hogwarts history, Slytherin and Gryffindor were on the same side. Who would have guessed?
âY/n L/n, I now pronounce you Vice Pranker. Will you please step forward and close your eyes to claim your prize.â My eyes searched Toriâs in the crowd, but I couldnât see her. I stepped forward hesitantly, closing my eyes. I heard shuffling, and when lips met mine, I opened my eyes. George stepped back and grinned.
âVice Pranker. Pleasure to meet you.â
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Stop Badgering Me I hogwarts!au
TWICEâs Sana + Jennie + Lisa (+ maybe others but not at the same time) x Slytherin Reader (fem)
Genre: Predominantly Angst, maybe smut later on
Summary: Youâre popular, a prefect, a Slytherin and known as one of the most infamous players that Hogwarts have ever seen. Personally, you donât think youâre a player (because you genuinely love the girls you date) but you admit that itâs a bit of a fun reputation. A reputation eventually ruined by a certain Hufflepuff: Minatozaki Sana.Â
A/N: I donât even know what this is - itâs a bit of a train wreck (still a fun ride though). Loads of people feature.Â
Part I |Â
Word Count: 3,847
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of sex
Minatozaki Sana. Minatozaki Sana. Minatozaki Sana.
      The name spirals with brutal efficiency through the chaos of your mind as you storm down the hallway, the stone nearly cracking beneath your feet from the sheer rage youâre radiating. Youâre well aware of the stares youâre getting - you donât often show your emotions in public, after all, but when youâre pissed, youâre pissed and you donât bother hiding it. Ever since that incident during Third Year, nobody had dared to even touch you, too scared of the consequences thatâd entail. Too scared of Slytherinâs Hydra.Â
      Well, everyone except for your close friends.
      And a certain Hufflepuff going by the name of Minatozaki Sana.Â
      âY/N, HEY-â
      Jisooâs voice is sharp and unusually commanding, and the familiar lilt in her tone serves to soothe your fraying nerves but youâre too on edge and already too off-kilter to listen. You curve quickly around a corner and fly down a flight of stairs, nearly trampling over several First Years in your hurry to get down to the basement.
      âY/N!â Jisoo bellows, and this time you stop if only because youâre surprised. Sheâs used the amplifying charm on her voice and the sound waves barrel down the narrow stairway straight into your ears, nearly knocking you over with their impact. Sheâs always been a little too gifted in Charms, a skill which was exceptionally handy when she was on your side, but when it was used against you - letâs say youâre not a huge fan of that.
      âWhat?â your face twists into an ugly grimace as you stop at the bottom of the steps. If youâd been an outsider watching your actions, you wouldâve sneered at yourself. Unfortunately, you donât deal with this kind of anger often and because of that, it takes over you every single time. âDonât fucking talk to me. I told you not to talk to me when Iâm fucking pissed. You know this-â
      âShut the fuck up, Y/N,â Jisoo growls, and this takes you back enough for you to actually shut up. âI refused to get blamed for getting jinxed by you because I was trying to comfort you and find out whatâs wrong, and same goes for our friends. Thatâs on you, and only you, and you can deal with that yourself when-â
      âThen Iâll deal with it myself - jeez, for fuckâs sake, Jisoo, I have shit to get done, what do you not under-â
      âI donât want to talk to you either and if I had a choice, I wouldnât be here arguing with you right now. Unfortunately, youâre disrupting the peace in the hallways, and by the looks of it, about to storm into my common room. As prefect, and as your friend -â
      âIâm a fucking prefect too, and some friend you are, Jisoo-â
      âIâm taking you to Professor McGonagallâs office,â Jisooâs face is stony and shadowed, and okay maybe it scares you a bit now but you really donât have the fucking time for this - youâll apologise after you deal with the present situation.
      âYouâre not going to,â you deadpan, shoving a hand into your robes. âYou wonât do that to me.â
       Jisoo catches your wrist and eyes you dangerously. âDonât fucking test me-â
       âKim, I donât have the time for this. Iâll deal with this later.âÂ
       You see her open her mouth but thatâs the last thing you see because youâve ripped your arm out of her grip and pulled your wand out of your pocket. Without so much as a glance back, you tear your way down the hallway and thank fuck thereâs a turn because that means Jisooâs going to have to catch up to aim a spell at you, and spellcasting in the corridors is so against the rules and youâre the fastest runner - Jisoo canât stop you even if she wants to. Nobody can fucking stop you. Youâre going to get in the bloody common room, and youâre gonna find her and -
      You reach the barrels and itâs easy enough to get through because youâve gone in more than a hundred times now and the pattern has never changed but in your hasty anger, you tap the wrong barrel, or you do it the wrong amount of times and the lid bursts and vinegar spews out and drenches you completely.
      This is really probably the most Gryffindor thing youâve ever done in your life here at Hogwarts. God, youâre so going to regret this later, and so is the rest of Slytherin House. But right now, you could hardly care less.
      You spit onto the ground, trying to rid your mouth of excess vinegar and wipe your lips with the back of your hand. Distantly, you hear a familiar laughter, but rid of humour. Thereâs no spell, though, no nothing, and a part of you stops to wonder what Jisooâs doing but the larger part of you is already tapping out the pattern on the barrel.
      It opens and you donât waste time. Practically plastering vinegar all over the walls of the passage, you crawl your way up until you reach the familiar room. Itâs just as you remembered: bright and lively, decorated in yellow and black and honey wood, with round doors and plants and circular shelves and of course, circular windows.Â
      At the pungent smell of vinegar, the Hufflepuff students turn and the beginnings of laughter permeate the air. When their gazes settle on your irate figure, however, the sounds waver and fall silent. Thereâs only a few - around five - and all of them are from the years below which serves you well.Â
      âWhere is she?â your voice is quiet as it always is, but the steely edge and the half-mad gleam in your eyes (nearly enough to convince the Hufflepuffs that youâre totally unhinged) is all you need.
      âWho?âÂ
      Your eyes, dark as dusk flicker over to the speaker - a First Year by the looks of it, shy and nervous and shrinking under your gaze - and you lick your lips, âIâm looking for -â
      âYeah, Iâm curious too, Y/N, who?â
      It sounds from behind you. Jisoo. You turn and sheâs there, hands in pockets, head tilted and amused. Too angry to be anything but, perhaps.
      You shake your head at her, knuckles nearly turning white from the strength in which youâre gripping your wand and you storm toward the girlsâ dormitories, ignoring Jisooâs shouts of protest. Youâre quick enough to avoid her onslaught and hurry down the steps until you reach the bottom floor - itâs not nearly as bright and the walls feel as though theyâre closing down on you (youâre not good with closed spaces, have never really been. you wonder now - itâs a stupid thing to wonder, really, but you hate her right now so you wonder about it anyway - if she did it on purpose, just to spite you).
      Itâs the door just a sharp left turn from the stairway. Itâs just an ordinary door - round and made of honey wood and entirely harmless if not for the name engraved on it and the crude hamster drawing underneath.Â
      You kick it open and storm in. The door slams with a resounding thud, and it is with a satisfied smirk with which you regard the one, no, two, girls in the room. Itâs funny to see them jump, funny if only because it soothes your bitter hurt in a bitter ironic way.Â
      The cause of your entire tornado of chaos is sitting on her chair, legs resting on the patchwork quilt covering her bed. Sheâs dressed in an oversized t-shirt, and sheâs staring at you with the most bewildered, bemused expression youâve ever seen. You wouldâve laughed if the circumstances were different. Hell, you wouldâve squished her cheeks in between your hands and kiss-no. fuck no.
      âMinatozaki Sana,â you snarl, triumphantly angry. You barely register the presence of the other girl whoâs nestling on top of the bed as you cross the room in several strides. Sana scrambles off the chair and backs away, still bewildered but not afraid.
       âY/N? What are you doing?â she sounds confused. You wonder why the fuck does she sound confused. She knows what she's done. Surely, she didnât think you were so stupid that you wouldnât find out?
       âYou have the nerve to ask me what Iâm doing?â youâre so angry that youâre practically shaking now. You donât think youâve ever been so angry before in front of a stranger. A stranger. It reminds you, and you turn to the other girl.
      Itâs Seulgi, you recognise. Youâre friends, kind of. Sheâs nice, pretty, good at Quidditch. Perfect, really.Â
      âY/N, youâre soaked in vinegar, let-â Sana starts. Thereâs something akin to concern flickering through her eyes and she makes to move toward you. You stare, then you laugh, derisive.
      âSave it, Sana. Stop pretending you care,â you sneer, turning toward Seulgi. Seulgi looks more worried than afraid which is good, itâs good, so good. You shrug off your vinegar covered robes, letting them fall onto the floor with a light thud, leaving you in your white blouse and slacks. Sana doesnât say anything, uncharacteristically, and if you were in your right mind, you wouldâve stopped and turned to look, but you were too far gone to notice.
      âSeulgi,â you announce, a lopsided half-smile adorning your lips. âLetâs have sex. Right here, right now, on this bed. Letâs do it in front of Sana. She likes that, doesnât she?â You register a look of utter shock crossing the innocent Hufflepuff girlâs face, register her lips parting before someoneâs hands are tight on your shoulders, jerking you around and away.
      Itâs Sana, and sheâs staring at you strangely. You grin at her, all teeth and no humour, and you cock your head.Â
      âWhat?â you laugh, throwing your head back. âYou do like it, you -â
      Sanaâs hands are cupping your cheeks and her lips are on yours, soft and firm and familiar, tasting like honey and -Â
     You smile into the kiss before your mouth yields to her and sheâs pushing you back and your back collides with the wall and everything hurts in that sweetly excruciating, agonising kind of pain thatâs beginning to characterise every encounter you have with Sana.
Â ïżœïżœÂ Â Â âSana, Sana, Sana,â you laugh against her lips, uncaring of the fact that your teeth are knocking and her fingernails are digging into your shoulders and your heart feels as if it's on fire and your lungs are burning. âKissing me wonât change the fact you fucked her in my bed.âÂ
      Her tongue swipes over your lips and then sheâs gone. Well, not gone. She still has your arms pinned over your head onto the wall and her body is flush against you, so close that you can feel every curve, every breath, everything thatâs Sana and itâs overwhelming in a beautiful way which hurts. Because youâre looking at her face, straight into those eyes and god, you hate her so much except you donât and you canât, no matter what she does, no matter what you do.
      âIâm not kissing you to change it,â Sana breathes. Your eyes meet again, fixed, stuck, and then you pull your gaze away. Jerk it away with a strength you didnât think you had anymore, not with her, anyway.Â
      âSo, you admit it then,â you say, coolly. âYou fucked her in my room. In my bed. With no regrets whatsoever.â
      âI never said I had no regrets.â
      And you must be delusional because Sana sounds regretful, looks regretful. You stare at her blankly, and then you burst out laughing.
      âBiggest fucking joke of the year. So, who is it, then? Whoâs the lucky girl you fucked in my bed?â You canât stop laughing for some reason and Sana still has you pinned up against the wall so youâre sure you look hilarious to any onlookers but you could hardly care less, not even if the entire Hufflepuff House came, not even if the entire fucking school came.
      You think Sana winces, but how can she wince? She loved it, loves it - humiliating you, making you hurt and burn. She lives for that. Ever since the two of you first met. Thatâs all sheâs ever done, thatâs all she wants.
      âDonât use the word fuck,â Sana mutters, looking down. Itâs strange, she still has your arms pinned. You two are still so close together, too close.Â
      âWhat, then? Make love?â And you hate the fact that you voice breaks, cracks in the middle of the words but you canât help it - itâs like a knife, no, like a million knives sharpened to the sharpest point stabbing you repeatedly over and over again in your heart. Those two words...and Sana and someone who isnât you...it hurts more than you care to admit. Sears you like a brand - fire stamp.Thereâs a hard lump in your throat and it refuses to go away. A quick glance shows that no oneâs in the room yet, so no one other than Sana has seen you break (you donât know if thatâs good or not, honestly, but it hardly matters. Sana has seen all of you, including your vulnerable self long before this moment. She is one of the only ones in the world who truly knows you. Your enemy now. Funny.)
      Sana is biting her lip, cheeks sucked in, and if you didnât know better, youâd think sheâs in pain, that sheâs hurting (she is, it hurts her to see you like this, always have but you refuse to believe it).Â
      âWho. The. FUCK IS IT, SANA?âÂ
      Maybe, this is the most Gryffindor thing youâve ever done. You donât think youâve ever had a public outburst like this since...forever. Definitely way before you came to Hogwarts. AAAND, itâs public as well because the door is wide open (thereâs no one there but still) and if you were in your right mind, you wouldâve stopped and shut the door, or left, or carried the conversation somewhere else but you were as far from your right mind as you possibly could be and so you didnât. You looked away and forgot they were even there.
      âSeulgi,â Sana says, and if she bites her lip anymore itâs going to bleed - and itâs probably hugely funny that sheâs still pinning you against the wall and neither of you have bothered to move away. It probably says something about the two of you. âIt was Seulgi.â
      The name registers in your mind, and your lips part as understanding dawns. Instinctively, your eyes dart over to the bed - sheâs gone, well, of course she is, she probably knows - course she fucking knows.Â
      âShe was here.â It comes out as a whisper as you look slowly back up at Sana. Distantly, in the back of your mind, it occurs to you that Jisoo isnât saying anything so, like, whatâs up over there? Why wasnât she doing anything. Please donât fucking do anything.
      Sana nods, swallowing.Â
      âSo, what, youâre dating now?â Your voice remains steadily quiet. Too quiet.
      (Sana wishes you were screaming instead. Itâs unnerving because you never scream, you only scream when youâre so very pissed but itâs still better than this because anger she can deal with, anger is a strong emotion and sheâs good with intense emotions but this? this is colder, quieter, suppressed - detached and disengaged - Sana has never been good at dealing with this side of you, the most Slytherin part of you.)
      âY/N.âÂ
      Sana seems like sheâs pleading but youâre past falling for those puppy eyes and pouty lips (even if you can tell the difference between the fake ones and the real ones and this is so definitely real) and you just donât fucking care.Â
      âAre you dating Seulgi, Sana?â The words are smooth, lilting as they fall past your lips. Like they donât grate the back of your throat, scraping the flesh swollen red and bloody, like you canât taste metallic copper on your tongue from biting too hard. Youâre so good at pretending, too good - when you believe that things are over and done with and youâre detaching yourself from everything.Â
      Sana is visibly searching your face for something, anything - you see that and you refuse to give her the satisfaction (you given her your entire soul already, at least let you keep this). She sees nothing, and maybe you see her visibly withdrawing as well - you pretend you donât.
      âIâm not,â she says quietly, head bowed. You can feel her hair - grazing the bare skin of your collarbone; kissing your neck like fluttering feathers (you can remember it - how her lips felt on your neck - like it had been just yesterday when it happened, and not so long ago it might have as well been centuries)
      It says something about you that you donât move away, only flinching, but allowing yourself to be pinned - youâve nearly forgotten about the compromising position youâre in but only nearly.Â
      âYou sure? You two seem pretty chill on the bed just now. Nice and cozy. Sheâs a nice girl, pretty, sweet, good dancer, good Quidditch player, good-â
      âWeâre not. Sheâs just a friend. Itâs a - it was a one time thing, I promise.â
      You lift a shoulder in a shrug. âI donât care if youâre dating or not. What matters is the fact that you fucked her in my bed. Minatozaki Slut fucked a girl in my room, my bed, with no shame.â
      Sana flushes dark red, and oh, sheâs angry, you can tell. Real angry. Sana angry is scary, actually, but youâre angry too and so it only fuels a broken smile onto your face.Â
      âI didnât fuck her,â Sana says quietly, âwe made love. She made love to me, and I made love to her.â
      And now, you struggle. Sanaâs stronger than she seems, though, and keeps your arms pinned firmly. Sheâs not smiling, but you are - all teeth and spit and wide eyes. She sees you break under the weight of the words, sees the cracks form on your oh so impeccable facade at her selective use of language. She sees the tears glittering in your brilliantly dark eyes. The blood on your lips. Sheâs broken you, and you both know. But youâve broken her too - because sheâs crying openly and sheâs trembling so badly that you can feel it against your own skin and her hands are shaking, and then sheâs gone.Â
      Your arms fall back by your sides and you watch through swimming vision and watery eyelashes dangling with diamond teardrops as someone drags Sana away - Jisoo? You blink, mouth widening as protest fills you and the next moment, Sana is back, her lips against yours. Your mouth parts willingly, taking her in as if sheâs oxygen and you need her to live even though your mind is screaming - no, no, no and itâs a wet, messy, sloppy kiss, tasting of salt and tears, filled with a desperate sort of need mixed with hurt and pain and anger and-
      Nothing. Through the glassy window of tears, you see...Momo? Nayeon? Someone pulling at Sana, pulling her away from you. Sheâs crying too, and everything hurts in a way you are all too familiar with.Â
      You slump against the wall, feeling as if all your energyâs been zapped away from you, stolen away along with your heart.
      âHey, easy there, Y/N.â Someoneâs arms are encircling you, supporting you and when you blink and force yourself to focus, a familiar face swims into view. âDonât fall for me, now.â The girl is smirking, though itâs faint and light and more concerned than anything else.
      Light blonde curls, wide eyes - soft.Â
      Lisa.Â
      You manage to smile through the tears, a laugh tearing past your lips as you try to straighten yourself, only to stumble and fall further into her arms. Her hold on you tightens, eyes shadowed with concentration.
      âCanât, sorry,â you glance up at her with a half grin (youâre really too good at this) and stumble, face burying into the crook of her neck. âIâve already fallen for you.â
      You shouldnât be doing this. You really shouldnât be doing this. Breaking your own heart wasnât enough, now you have to break others too? Just because youâre hurting doesnât mean you have to drag others down with you.
      But youâve always been bitter, obsessed with holding grudges. And Lisa is Lisa.Â
      Gryffindor. Heart of Gold.Â
      But gold is easy to break.
      Your eyes slide over to the side, meeting Sanaâs briefly. Sheâs sitting on the edge of the bed, cornered by Jisoo and Rose who seem to be lecturing her fiercely, though you canât really tell from your current point of view. Sana isnât quite listening, a fact you know only because sheâs looking straight at you, her face red and tear-streaked, black lines of mascara trailing down her face and gods she fucking beautiful.
      And, you suddenly realise that despite everything, Sana is Sana, a Hufflepuff to the soul and her heart? Itâs made of gold too.
      And maybe youâve broken it already, maybe you havenât. But youâre overcome with the urge to hurt her. Make her feel the pain you feel, make her burn. You want her to feel what youâre feeling, but a million times more.Â
     So, you make sure sheâs looking, and then you lean forward and kiss Lisa. Her lips are soft, like the rest of her, and they yield almost immediately to you, parting, sighing. Her hands tangle through your hair and sheâs pulling you closer, hugging you in an almost protective manner as she caresses your cheeks. She kisses you like youâre something precious she wants to love, like something she wishes to protect, all soft and concerned and loving. It makes you want to melt into her embrace; it reminds you of a better time, a time long gone.Â
      When you break apart, Lisaâs staring at you with wide eyes and pink cheeks, looking very much like a startled baby deer.Â
      âIâm-â
      You press a finger against her lips, smiling quietly. âItâs okay,â you tell her, âweâll talk later.â
      You see Sana out of the corner of your eye, composed, smirking.Â
      âI kiss better, donât I?â she calls out, ignoring Rose and Jisooâs not-so-subtle threats. âYouâll always want me, baby girl-â
      Before you can even open your mouth to retort, Lisa is unfurling herself from you and you watch with wide eyes, half amused, as she storms over, grabs Sana by the shoulders, fingernails digging into her shoulder and lean forward, growling lowly, âsheâs not your baby girl and sheâll never be. youâre an-â
      Sana never lets her finish, stealing forward to press a kiss against Lisaâs lips. Lisa pulls away instantly like sheâs been stung and Sana laughs. You wonder honestly if sheâs a Hufflepuff. She remains, to this day, the most Slytherin of people that you know (perhaps one of the highest compliments you can give) and as if she can read your thoughts, she glances over and winks.
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Survey #366
âyou canât take me from meâ
If youâre a girl, have you ever had the urge shave your hair? No. Do you live by a forest? Not anymore. :( How old are your parents? Late 50s. What do you prefer: Small cars, hybrids, trucks or SUVs? Uh, I guess normal ones? Like the ones with four doors and not that horribly low to the ground. Whatâs the scariest book youâve ever read? I've never read a book that was scary to me. Do your parents drink? Dad doesn't anymore, and Mom very rarely does, usually just for special occasions. Does downloading music without paying make you feel guilty? Yes, so idk why I still do it. .-. Do you have any pet fish? Nah. Whatâs your favorite seafood to eat? I only like shrimp. Does your house have air conditioning? Yes. Name the creepiest horror movie character for you: Ghostface, ever since I was a kid. I was horrified of him, and I still think his design is mega creepy. How many college degrees do you want? I wanted to get at most a Bachelor's (I never saw reason to go higher in the fields I was interested in, except for my brief wildlife biologist aspiration), but now I know I'm not getting any degrees. Do you like animals? I love animals. Have you ever written anything longer than 10 pages? Yes. What do you wear to sleep? Pj pants and a tank top. How many keys do you carry with you? One. Have you ever attended a professional sporting event? Yeah. Sometimes Dad and I would go to hockey games together. I don't really care for sports, hockey included, but it was still something we bonded over since I was normally in the living room on the laptop while he was watching it. Which do you value more, intellect or work ethic? Work ethic. Both are important, but I'd rather have a dedicated, worthy employee versus a lazy one that just happens to have brains. Have you ever been covered in mud? Yes, as a kid. Ever been to a cabin on a mountain? No, but omG I fucking wish. Ever lost your voice? Yes. Do you take your time when making an important decision? I take way too much time because I obsess over doing the right thing. Are you a cautious person? Very. Do you chew gum? Sometimes. What makeup product do you never use? A lot, really. Bronzer is literally never, I haven't touched blush in forever, and the same goes for foundation. Have you ever been offered drugs on the street? No. Have you ever seen a jellyfish? Only at aquariums. Do you ever put bread in your soup? UGH, NO. Bread should NOT be soggy. Do you want some soup? No, I don't even really like soup. Is there anything in the USB key slots in your computer/laptop? Yeah, the sensor thing for my wireless mouse. Did anyone ever draw on your face when you were sleeping? I don't believe so; I'd certainly feel it and wake up. Have you ever done that to someone else? Pretty sure no. Is there any TV show you watch religiously? No. Do you like the window seat or aisle seat on an airplane? WINDOW. I hate the aisle seat, mainly because I get dizzy when I can't see outside for some reason? I really don't know how that works, but when I sit at the window and can see what the plane is doing, I don't get dizzy. I also really want to just stare outside as I listen to my iPod. Has anyone ever really insulted you? Yes. Do you ever make banana sandwiches? I have a peanut butter and banana sandwich rarely. Whatâs your favorite movie soundtrack? Probably Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Phil went HARD, y'all. Did your parents teach you how to cook/bake when you were growing up? There were rare occasions where I helped cook, but I never really learned. If you could own any three fictional objects from any book/movie/show, what would you choose? (does not have to all be from the same book/movie/show) Ohhh, interesting. I'm going to include games in this, because that's what I'm most informed in. ... And I'm still blanking. OH! Definitely a Dreamvisitor from Wings of Fire, as I think it'd be pretty cool or even useful to see into other's dreams and even communicate. The Obsidian Mirror from the same series would also be pretty cool, but also seems somewhat immoral to me, I guess, to be able to spy on others. I mean it could be useful in some cases, but still. I somehow can't think of a third one, even after expanding my options to games. A lot of game objects are just too specific to their fantasy universe and not helpful in real life. Whatâs the shortest amount of time youâve worked somewhere? Not even two hours lmaoooo. Have you ever negotiated a pay raise? No. Have you ever been a victim of identity theft? No. Do you know anyone whoâs had their kids taken by Child Protective Services? No. What is your favorite smell/scent? Cinnamon rolls. How long can you run without stopping? I honestly don't think I *could* run without my knees immediately being like "um excuse the fuck out of you" and crumpling. What age do you want to live to? I know this varies from person to person, so I can't say an exact age, but I do. NOT. Want to live to where I'm a liability/require other people to take care of me, like give me a bath and stuff. No. Fuck-ing. Thank you. If you had a time machine, when would you go to? I'd honestly want a glimpse into my future, just to see how I'll be. At the same time though, I feel like knowing would suck if I saw something bad instead of a good life. Like, I'd possibly be suicidal again if it's just crap. I feel like if I was legitimately offered this, I would say no. Have you ever been infatuated with someone and you didnât even know why? No. I think. Have you ever felt an earthquake? No. Is your more photogenic side your left or right? Well, because of how my hair is positioned, my left side. My hair is parted very far to the left, so the right side of my face is sorta cut diagonally by hair. Do you currently owe money to anyone? No. If you were ever to be on the news, what would you want it to be for? Something heroic, I guess. Whatâs the fastest youâve ever driven? Accidentally, probably up to like 80 on the highway. Have you ever donated blood? Have you ever done a blood test? I have to both. Have you been inside of a burning building? What happened? Z O I N K S no. Do you believe in astrology/horoscopes? Nope. Have you ever dined alone at a restaurant? No. Have you been in a car accident? What happened? Yes. Some idiot was carrying wood in the back of his truck, and it wasn't secured whatsoever. He hit a bumpy spot, and some of the wood dropped to the road, and he began to swerve out of control. Nailed the side and bumper of my mom's car. Mom drove into a ditch, but in some manner to avoid us flipping over, which judging from the impact point, cops theorized was "supposed" to happen. Nowadays I am terrified to ride or drive behind trucks carrying anything in the back. Have you ever lived alone? No. Have you ever been stung by a bee? Once, on my leg. Have you ever bought stuff at a thrift store? Yeah, I love thrift shops. What was your very first email address? The one I still use now, so I won't share it. It fits me well, but I still hate sharing it, haha. It's just not very "adult-ish." How often do you take naps? Just about every day. Have you ever won a game of pool? Idr. Have you ever seen a tornado in real life? NOOOOOOOOOOO. Have you been in a long-distance relationship? Yes. Have you swam in the ocean? Yeah, I love it. Have you gone ziplining? No, but it'd be cool! Have you been rock climbing? No, just those mock walls at school field days and stuff. Have you hitchhiked? No. Have you had stitches? Where? My chin and then at the very base of my spine. Have you ridden in a taxi? What about an Uber/Lyft? None of those. Have you ridden on a horse? Not legit, but at childhood festivals where there are some horses that walk in a circle... the poor things. I would LOVE to ride a non-restrained, tame horse. Ugh, I wish I could have a horse in general. Their ability to bond with humans is magical. I'll never actually have one, though. I could nooot do all the care they require, and I don't plan on living somewhere where having a horse is appropriate. Have you taken part in a protest? What for? No, just boycotting. Have you ever signed a petition? Yes. I can't remember all of them. Have you ever been fired from a job? Why? No. Have you ever given someone else a haircut? No. What is the longest your hair has been? Just past the small of my back. Have you ever been stranded because your car broke down? No. Thank god for phones, lol. Have you performed on stage? What did you do? Yes, for school band concerts as well as dance recitals. Have you ever used a tanning bed? What about tanning spray? No. How do you prefer to celebrate your birthday? Just quiet and chill with my family, but still give me alone time, please. Who is the best cook that you know? /shrug Do you believe in Bigfoot? What about the Loch Ness Monster? The Loch Ness Monster I don't, but I find surviving sasquatches very possible. There's just too many reported sightings to be totally ignored. I'm not 100% on them still being around, though. I feel like we would've caught one by now. Do your friends tend to be male or female? Female. If you could change anything about human nature, what would it be? Our proclivity to violence when angered. Have you ever fainted? Yes. What skills would you like to learn? Cooking, how to handle money in various contexts, social skills... There's a lot of things. What animal do you have the most possessions *of*, or featuring? Meerkats, for sure. If you smoke marijuana, what is your preferred or typical method? I donât. Do you remain friends with anyone you met at your first job? No. Are there any flowers planted outside your house? No. Do you have a favourite outfit that you like to wear for nights out? I don't have "nights out." When you have a soft drink, do you prefer it in a bottle or can? I like cans because the metal helps it stay cold. Who was the last person to embarrass you? What did they do? I don't know. When youâre upset, do you tend to comfort eat or lose your appetite? I am a BAD comfort eater. Who was the last person to send you a message on Facebook? Does/did that person go to the same school as you? My online friend Sammy. No. Has a stranger ever offered to buy you a drink? No. When was the last time you used a public toilet? Ummm I think for my birthday lunch at The Cheesecake Factory. Who did you have your first kiss with? Do you remember what colour his/her eyes were? Jason has brown eyes. Are there any themes from TV shows that you like to sing along to? That '70s Show and especially Supernatural.
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When taking Lutrudis as a concept into account, it could be argued that the decision to have her live in a big, fairytale-like castle would be an unwise idea, maybe even counterintuitive, since a place so extravagant might undermine her intended loneliness and yearning for a more fulfilling life, adventure, and all that jazz before Sonic and company entered the picture. The last thing Iâd want with Trudy would be to remind people of Chris âwoe is meâ Thorndyke and his rich kid mansion lifestyle. Not to mention that since some of the townspeople in Lime Shores can act rather ignorant (and in some cases, antagonistic) towards her, a lavish castle might also undermine the underdog nature of that particular setup.
Despite these concerns however, I felt confident with my plan, and I figured that as long as I knew what I was doing, readers would understand what I had in mind. Iâve explained in the past that a castle would better accommodate someone with her EDS, so right off the bat, you already have a practical justification for it. It also helps that whereas the accursed Thorndyke had his parents, friends, grandad, butler, etc etc etc etc... Trudy genuinely had no one to turn to before the heroes arrived for their intended vacation. So with that said, letâs examine this particular building for a bit, complete with pics for comparisonâs sake, as well as a certain cavern full of Ethereal goodness that happens to be nearby...
Creating the Residence: Trudyâs Castle
Letâs get the obvious out of the way: The outside environment is not too subtly inspired by Autumn Plains from Spyro 2, better known to non-Spyro fans as my blog background.
A serene yet lonely autumnal forest backdrop, with a big stone castle smack dab in the center. Itâs not one-to-one the same of course - instead of a pool, the front area boasts a lovely garden full of different flowers, and thereâs also a lake nearby - but the mood is more or less what you see here.
However, this partly serves to contrast with whatâs behind closed doors. As acknowledged in Beyond the Stars proper, the interior of the castle instead goes for a different and grander, yet equally inviting atmosphere when you take that first step inside. Instead of stone, you see marble and wood, and instead of grey and green, you have reds, creams, maroons, and golds (with a few complimentary blues and purples thanks to the flags hovering above).
As the lady herself mentions, Trudy discovered that the interior was in a state of disarray when she obtained it, and she was of the belief that a castle as beautiful and rich in history as this one deserved better than to be forgotten and wither away in the coming generations. The least she felt she could do was give it a modern, yet respectful redecoration, and give the old building a second, loving life in the process.
Yes, that means every spot of detail inside this castle was done single-handedly. Entirely on her lonesome. It took ages to complete, especially when taking her EDS into account, but she was determined to give the place its due, and lo and behold, the effort more than paid off. (You know, such levels of determination bring a blue hedgehog to mind...)
And thatâs just the intended vision for the main hallway! We havenât touched the other rooms yet! (Since a castle would have quite a lot of rooms, it goes without saying that for the sake of keeping this post from going even longer, we wonât be covering literally every single room... just the most important and/or most noteworthy ones. :o)
The bathroom can be described as a mix between the two examples below, combining the semi-medieval build of the former with the sky blue palette and general relaxing style of the latter.
Though that said, while the bath remains there for any guests to use, Trudy personally uses a shower since itâs more convenient for someone with her condition.
The kitchen (or as Sonic likes to call it, âthe palace of chili dog magicâ) mostly comes in cool browns and blacks, and its intended appearance is probably one of the more obvious combinations of old-timey and modern. It also has a slightly country aesthetic compared to the other rooms, because ha ha, horses, geddit.
The greenhouse at the back brings back the heavy amounts of green (well duh, the clueâs in the name, isnât it?), while also providing contrast with the whiteness of the structure and architecture. Complete with giant arched windows, because of course.
And the segue point between the greenhouse and the rest of the castle looks something along these lines, at least with the way the building itself connects.
Even the chambers underneath the castle manage to look classy and clean. And just as well, since itâs where Tails parks the Tornado for the remainder of his time in Viridonia, once he FINALLY remembers to get it off the Lime Shore beach...
You know another benefit of such a spacious area? You get to turn it into a makeshift workshop for all your gadget needs, Tornado-related or otherwise. Iâm sure that wonât come in handy at some point...
The guest bedroom is one of the most curious rooms of the lot, because even though itâs as nice and tidy as youâd expect, itâs also rather... muted compared to everywhere else. Perhaps Trudy felt no need to modify it further in any specific way, since no one had ever bothered to stop by anyway... until you-know-who and the gang.
And we canât forget to mention our fair equineâs OWN bedroom now, can we? Her bedroom opts for darker colours, yet no less therapeutic, which includes the canopy bed that she rests in. You can actually see the general idea with the bedroom (and the outside of the castle for that matter) for yourself, in the Dame of the Daisy mini-comic, courtesy of my awesome friend @benignmilitancyâ.
Likewise, although this shot is currently incomplete (donât worry, Benign is fine with me using it :P), meaning some details havenât been added yet, you can also get a basic idea of how the balcony is supposed to look here, along with the complimentary view of Viridoniaâs oceans.
So what kind of music would befit Trudyâs castle, you may ask? Well, taking every detail into account, we would need something that goes for that perfect mix of adventure, wonder, warmth... and a faint hint of sadness lurking beneath. Something that gets all four across, but not in a generic, run-of-the-mill orchestra sort of way. Something a little more ambient and down-to-earth, with a more unique and specific kind of intimacy. Something like...
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This would apply for when youâre inside, mind you. Outside the castle, the surrounding forest would have a theme of its own, though it would share that similar combination of melancholic friendliness. So for the outside, we would go with something more like...
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Overall, the idea behind Trudyâs castle - aside from being her residence and looking enviously pretty - is to add to Trudyâs own character. Itâs said that oneâs home can say a lot about a person, and I made sure that every room shared a consistent narrative when reading between the lines. They may differ in shape, and they may even differ in colour, but the story is kept consistent at all times. We know that our girl is elegant, we know that our girl has slightly antiquated tastes... and we know that until the arrival of Sonic and Co, our girl was extremely lonely, and isolated by her peers, to the point of staving off said loneliness and isolation by making the place as lavishly detailed as it is in the first place. And just as the stony exterior hides the more fanciful interior, so too is there more to Trudy herself than at first glance.
Besides, not counting Eggmanâs endless list of tributes to himself, we donât often see the charactersâ homes in the games, do we? Weâve seen Angel Island for Knuckles, the Space Colony A.R.K. for Shadow, that shack belonging to the Chaotix in Heroes, a few pads of varying consistency depending on the game (Tailsâ workship in SA1 VS his house in Battle)... but not much more than that. And what better contrast to Sonic being something of a nomad, than by Trudy living a place like this?
But weâre not done just yet. Last but not least, we canât forget that mysterious cave hiding down below, where countless amounts of Ethereal Crystals can be found undisturbed... You can bet that such a place would be suitably attention grabbing.
Since the crystals themselves come in practically every shade of the rainbow and then some, the resulting combination - specifically their reflecting shine - ends up painting the cavern walls with just as much colour.
It may feel a tad surreal and almost alien, to the point of being a little intimidating for some, arguably. But you know in your heart of hearts that as long as Eggman isnât in the equation, there is no need to be fearful. After all, Trudy knows it better than anyone else, and although the crystals and their properties may hail from unknown, possibly uncomfortable origins, the horse herself continues to use them for wholly benevolent purposes.
Such a cavern would deserve a theme of its own, no? Weâll need something that drives home the point that the power within has no inherent morality, and can only be as good or as evil as the person using them. So although Trudyâs own intentions are firmly on the side of good, weâll also need an added touch of minor eeriness lingering in the background, to represent the overarching threat and subsequent implications of Eggman dipping his own hands into the metaphorical Ethereal well, on top of its already unexplained otherworldliness...
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So yes, itâs quite a pleasant castle that Trudy has, eh?
But this isnât the only castle that can be found in Viridonia...
Well, it used to be the only one of its kind on the island... until a certain doctor stopped by, decided to beat the horse at her own game, and create his own, darker counterpart in response... But weâll get to that when we get to that, ho ho ho.
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How the Akuma Class handles Social Distancing. Part 1
So. Iâm a little board and tried of either cleaning, editing pictures or more cleaning. So, I decided to try my hand at a little bit iof fanfic just to keep my creative mind active but focused on a different skill set. Â Editing pictures will really take it out of you after a while. Â Any who, here is my take on who the akuma class from ML handles social distancing during these strange times. Â Enjoy.
Marinette: She is handling it pretty well. Â If sheâs not out doing her ladybug thing, she is helping her parents with the bakery or working on commissions and projects. Â Speaking of the bakery. Â Itâs doing okay. Â Tom and Sabine re on top of everything, even before the virus hit Paris. Â Sabine has family in Wuhan and was actively sending care packages to them when this whole mess started. Â From the moment that the virus hits Paris, they were on the move; face mask, hand sanitizer, gloves, the whole nine yards. They knew it was to coming and they know what theyâre doing. With the mandate, the shop part of the bakery has closed. Â Instead, theyâve switched to an online store that does home-delivery and curve side pickups. Â When they can, all three of them drop of box-lunches at the hospitals for the nurse. Doctors and nurses alike adore them. Marinette as hosted a few furnishes for a variety of causes through her website (common head-canon idea). Â She posts specialty outfits, items, and even some helpful DIY videos. Â About once a week she hosts a live chat where she talks about sew tips, baking recipes, and even some meditation cycles to help with anxiety. She doing her part on both sides of the mask. Â As Ladybug, sheâs doubling down on her public messages. Â Follow the guidelines, obey the rules set up by the stores, respect people's wish but most of all be kind to one another. Weâre all in this together. Â Thankfully Hawkmoth isnât trying to capitalize on this mess. Â Even he knows not to F@%# with this virus. On the first day of the mandate, his butterflies delivered a message to Ladybug and Chat Noir. No Akuma Activity until this virus is beaten. Â Stay Safe and Stay healthy. She still patrols but she trusts Hawkmoth enough to know that heâs being honest with them.
Adrien: Heâs doing okay, not terrible but not great either. Â If it wasnât for plagg and his bodyguard Gorilla, Adrien would have gone crazy from all the silence. Â Thankfully he can still sneak out as Chat Noir but that only helps so much. Â Nino decided to host weekly therapy sessions online, to keep his broâs hopes up. Â He gets it. Thereâs only some much isolation a boy can take. Â To lessen the isolation, he helps out with both Marinette and Chloe's furnishes. He even does one of his own for the local hospital. When his father allows it, Adrien makes a few appearances at the hardest hit hospitals. In the correct project gear of course. Gabriel may be a super-villain that preys of negative emotions, but heâs a man who lost his wife to an illness. Â He wonât dare touch a hospital. Period. They at least tried to help his wife and for that he is grateful. If there is a silver lining during this whole mess itâs that Gabriel canât ignore Adrien if they are both stuck in the house together. By the end of the first week Adrien, Gabriel, Nathalie, and Gorilla are all playing board games with each other of an evening. Adrien even starts to feel like he has a family again. Â As Chat Noir, Adrien does what he can to help Ladybug, and has even taken to dropping off lunches to police officers, doctors, and nurses on the night shift.
Lila: She is having a terrible time. Â If sheâs not the center of attention then what is she DOING! She tries every which way to spin this disaster in her favor. Â From claiming that she doing charity work to that she helping find a cure for the virus. Â She even tries to claim that she has the virus itself. The class offers to help various way but they all come up bust. The classâs parents arenât buying her lies and they certainly are up for letting their children send this random girl money. Her ideas become more and more desperate as time goes on. The last idea ends up with her entire building being placed under quarantine. Â People are relieved when the test comes back negative, but slightly less relieved when they find that she lied about the illness and causes an issue for attention. (Especially after Rose gets sick from trying to help Lila by getting her supplies and other items she wanted.) Â Lila and her mother have a very long talk and she later makes sure that Lila publicly apologies for lying. Â All of her electronic get taken away except for weekly online therapy sessions with a specialist. Â Her mother is in attendance for most of these. Â She canât even get Hawkmoth to send an Akuma her way. Â When she tries, she gets a message/scolding to take this virus seriously.
Alya: Sheâs not doing so hot, better than Lila but she is struggling.  Sheâs hunkered down with her sister and thing escalate quickly from there.  All normal methods of stress relief are thrown out the window on the first day.  Nora canât train, Alya canât hang out with her friends and the twin are mini tornados in their own right.  By the end of the first week, Mr. Cesaire is just about ready duct-taped their bedroom doors shut for a moment of peace.  Itâs bad enough that this virus is out of control but top that off with all four of his daughters being confined to their apartment and his wife struggling to keep her job afloat. The breaking point has be reached.  When one of Mrs. Cesaire's staff workers gets sick, things get real for the family. Mrs. Cesaire is quarantined and isolated for her family for a solid two weeks.  This ends up bringing the girls closer together. They put aside their bickering and work together for ounce.  Nora does a lot of the cooking, Alya helps with the cleaning and the twin do what they can.  Together they find why to make both of their parent's smile and brighten both of their days. As for Alyaâs blog, she switches gears and temporally becomes a virus watch blog.  She doubles down and finally; fact checks things to bring her followers information on the virus and not just here say.  By the time the whole Lila mess goes down, Alya is starting to come to her senses.
Nino: He doing pretty alright. He ends up working on his music and even does some Tik-Tok videos with his brother. Â He misses being able to see everyone but understands why he canât. Nino talks to Alya daily and tries his best to help lessen her arguments with her sisters. (Heâs just thankful he and Chris get along so well.) He also talks a lot with Adrien and tries to help his bro out with some music therapy sessions. Both of his parents end up working from home during the mandate, which puts pressure on Nino to help out more around the house. Â Surprisingly he finds it quite relaxing to do housework. Â He ends up rearranging his room to accommodate his music better, sets the kitchen up for quick lunches when his parents need a break and even stages a mini theater in their living room for plays. Â Turns out Chris likes musicals and Nino is all for help his little bro find his talent.
Rose: She gets sick. Nothing life-threatening but she still mangers to catch the son-of-a-bitch virus. Â Rose ends up getting the virus when running earns for Lila. At the beginning of the mandate; Rose tries her best to spread joy and to helps where she can. Â She posts daily self-help videos, sing-a-longs to lighten everyoneâs mood and art projects with positive messages. Â When she hears that Lila has gotten âsickâ Rose springs into action. Â She becomes a whirlwind of positive energy and dedicates herself to helping her âfriendâ. Â This results in her getting sick instead. Â When Juleka finds out she heartbroken (and super angry at Lila who isnât even sick.). Â But true to Roseâs nature, she still finds ways to lift everyone's spirit. Â During her entire quarantine, Rose post daily vlogs about her progress and health. Â Prince Ali, immediately sends over the best doctors he could spear to help poor Rose. She ends up turning them away but she does suggest that they visit the local hospitals for support. Â She ends getting pretty sick for a short while, thankfully it passes quickly and she back to normal by the end of the spread.
This ends part 1. Part will be up shortly..... just as soon as I grammar check it..... Like I said, I was board and Iâm getting tried of the âwhoa is meâ attitude on the news and social media. I prefer the more up lifting attitudes of people spreading joy and love during this dark times. (P.S. Iâm basing this off of what currently occurring in the U.S. I think Pairs followed Italy example but feel free to correct me) Feel free to add in your own ideas. And remember; weâre all in this together.Â
Enjoy!
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†- sam and isla
once again i have popped off
1. Swirling clouds of smoke twisted around their heads as they shared a joint on the beach, the water touching their toes as it lapped onto the shore where they sat. Sam wanted to lie down and close his eyes, maybe fall asleep, maybe just rest. Either way, he wanted to do it wrapped up in Isla. With the joint hanging from his lips he reached for her arm and tugged her closer, and she giggled, following him in suit to lie down in the sand with her head on his chest. Once they were lying, Sam took another long hit before putting the joint in front of Isla's lips for her to take it. He closed his eyes, and thought he might really fall asleep whenâ
"Hey!" he yelped, laughing as he felt Isla's fingers tickling his sides. "What d'you think you're doing?" he said as he swiftly moved so he was on top of her, pinning her hands lightly against the sand. "I was totally havin' a moment there," Sam chuckled, a smirk coming to his face.Â
"When I see the opportunity for a sneak attack, I take it," she teased, and Sam reveled in the way she looked at him.Â
"Pain in my ass, you are," Sam tutted, taking the joint and relighting it. Inhaling the smoke he leaned down to her face, bringing one of his hands to part her lips with his thumb to blow the smoke into her mouth.Â
"Oh please, you love me," she countered. And instead of answering he kissed her, and wondered why he ever wanted to sleep in the first place.Â
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2. "Dunno why she's putting on a whole get up for little old me," Sam chuckled, sipping a tea at Eleanor and Isla's kitchen table.Â
"You're going out to dinner, she wants to look nice!" Eleanor defended, then turned around from the stove with a smirk. "You're looking pretty sharp yourself."Â
"Don't I always?"Â
"God you've got the fattest head in the world," she snorted, turning back to what she was cooking and Sam laughed quietly. "You two have any other romantic plans for the evening after dinner?" she asked, and Sam wanted to laugh again over the fact that Eleanor didn't turn around to face him.Â
"Aye, so romantic, I was plannin' on proposing after we eat," Sam replied, rolling his eyes. Between her and Scott the teasing seemed endless despite his and Isla's insistence that they weren't anything more than friends. Sam spent a lot of time these days reminding himself of that, too. Not that he'd ever say as much out loud.
"All I'm saying is I don't know how many more dates you two can go on beforeââÂ
"Eleanor please stop harassing Sam!" Isla called from her bedroom, rushing out into the kitchen. Sam's breath caught in his throat and he nearly choked on his tea over how stunning she looked. "Five more minutes, I promise. I'm sorry, this bride I'm working with has been a little nightmarish and--oh, I'll tell you all about her at dinner," she rushed, scurrying back into her room.Â
"For the record, I will never stop harassing Sam," Eleanor called back with a chuckle as Isla disappeared again. She turned to Sam and noticed his expression, and she tried to bite back the smug grin on her face that Sam clocked immediately. "She looks fantastic doesn't she?" Eleanor muttered, crossing her arms over her chest.Â
"Aye, she always does," Sam said with a laugh that he hoped came across more relaxed than he felt.Â
"You're so in love with her," Eleanor said casually, studying his face for a moment before turning back around again to the stove to giggle.Â
"What time is me brother supposed to come around again?" Sam chuckled, though his heart rate quickened and he wanted to throw up over the thought of being discovered.
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3. Why did I ever stop drinking? Sam thought to himself as he and Isla clumsily entered his house. She hung off of his shoulder, drunken and needy, her hands wandering over his bodyâone she knew well by now. He smacked his hand around the wall to find light switch, though the feeling of Isla's lips on his neck was distracting, and he could hardly see straight anyway. He pulled her to the best of his abilities over to the couch and they flopped over the back of it and onto the cushions where he slid over her, his hands pushing her dress lazily up her torso. Sam's head spun with its usual tornado of thoughts, now clouded in an old and familiar way. Euphoria and despair played their ever-present game of tug of war as Isla kissed him. Only it was easier to ignore when whiskey replaced the blood in his veins. It always made everything easier, he decided. A decision he usually made after he was halfway to the bottom of a bottle. He never meant for her to see him like this. Heâd been trying to stay away from her until he sorted himself out. But he couldnât stay away, he was selfish and the only time he felt half okay was when he was with her. Sam never meant for any of this to happen with her. Blaring like a siren in his mind above the guilt and the sadness, and the pain there was always herherher.
Once they finished Sam all but crawled to his room to take another swig from the bottle of whiskey he'd bought that morning, and came back out in his drunken stupor to scoop Isla up into his arms and bring her to his bed. If he weren't so careful about the way he drank, he would've said something he shouldn't after hearing the beautiful sound of her laugh when he picked her up. "God I'm so fucking drunk," she giggled, settling into his bed and reaching out for him. "Why're you looking at me like that, loverboy?"
"Like what?" Sam slurred, his head lolling to look at the ceiling instead.Â
"Like you're totally in love with me," she mumbled, still giggling and turning her face into his chest.Â
"Very funny, bug," he replied quietly, and at once felt like he'd sobered up.Â
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4. Surely the only way to rid himself of whatever was going on with his feelings towards Isla was to bring someone else home, right? It was only fair considering Isla was busy, doing whatever or whoever, he guessed. And he didnât really care, because they were friends. Any motivation to ask out the new dancer whoâd started at the resort a weeks ago was purely because he wanted to. She was pretty and heâd spoken with her a few times and sheâd be a perfect person to lose himself with for at least a night. He didnât think at all about the idea that he would go over to Scottâs tomorrow and talk loudly about the affair in front of Eleanor because he knew she would tell Isla about it. While he had this woman in his bed, feeling her hands all over him, he tried so hard to stop thinking. But all he could see when he closed his eyes was Islaâs face, and he wished that it was her who was beneath him instead. Sam stopped suddenly and let out a frustrated sigh.Â
âWhatâs wrong?â She asked. Sam missed when he was drunk and didnât care about the disappointment in a womanâs voice when he inevitably let her down. âYou have a girlfriend, I knew it, Iâve seen you with her beforeââ
âOi! No, no. I donât have a girlfriend, sheâs not my girlfriend,â Sam rushed. He knew who she was talking about without her having to say it.Â
âOhâŠI just thought, well Iâd heard some things about you and her,â she said, and Sam visibly cringed a little. It was bad enough that he wanted to wipe away his feelings for Isla, and the thought of them being obvious even to relative strangers made him feel sick. And he wished that gossip didnât travel like wildfire as it tended to do at work. âSo youâre not together?âÂ
âNo.â Sam didnât want to elaborate, didnât want to talk about Isla anymore. He moved to kiss her, and after a few minutes she gently pushed him away again.Â
âI can tell when Iâm hooking up with a guy who loves someone else,â she said, and the words felt like a buckle to his back.Â
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5. âHa! Youâre jealous,â Scott said, and Samâs gloved right hand collided with the pad Scott was wearing on his left hand.Â
âHow does that make me jealous? I know the guy, heâs a dickhead,â Sam countered and whacked the pads in a combination.Â
âBeen sayinâ a lot of her dates are dickheads lately.â Sam was very close to purposefully missing a pad in favor of his hand knocking the smug grin right off of his brotherâs face.Â
âBecause they are fuckinâ dickheads,â he grumbled, and Scott chuckled as Sam threw a few more frustrated punches. He felt like an idiot, and he knew Scott was right. But he couldnât give him the satisfaction of confirming that to him. Scott had hardly given any to him when he was on the receiving end of the teasing. On top of the fact that Sam was doing his very best to get rid of any feelings of jealousy or affection or whatever it was for Isla.Â
âFacts are youâre in love with her laddie,â Scott teased, and Sam rolled his eyes, removed his gloves and tossed one right at his brotherâs head.Â
âFacts are Iâm gonna kick your ass laddie,â he retorted, cracking a smile as Scott dissolved into laughter.Â
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+1. ââaye that sunrise is still feckin' crazy," Maeve interrupted herself, speaking through Sam's computer screen. He'd faced the webcam to position the rising sun over the ocean, since he knew how much his mother loved it. Sam let out an affectionate laugh at her outburst and waited for her to continue her thought. "I'm really losing me 'ead in me old age aren't I?"
"Ya don't look a day over twenty-nine, Ma," Sam said with a wry grin.Â
"Aye, shut yar gob. Anyway, when are you getting Isla on the video to meet me?"Â
"I've actually got a better idea," he began, "I was thinkin' we take a trip to Donegal sometime soon. I think she'd like that."
Maeve let out a small yelp in surprise and Sam heard his Aunt Colleen call what's the matter?! from another room in the house. "Sammy's going to visit soon!" she called, leaning just slightly off camera before turning her attention back to Sam. The expression on her face made him want to start crying. "You know how much I miss ya, how much everyone 'ere misses ya. And how much I'm reelin' to finally meet this girl," she said, cocking an eyebrow, and Sam ducked his head bashfully. There were plenty of things he hadn't yet disclosed to his mother for a multitude of reasons--like his relapse and the complicated details of his and Isla's relationshipâbut he'd mentioned Isla's name to Maeve months ago when he foolishly thought she would only ever be a good friend. And every so often during their calls Maeve would ask about her with a smug lilt to her voice that Sam recognized well. And like everyone else, she of course knew long before he did that he cared for Isla much more than he wanted to let on. Which of course, was all absurd now in the present day.Â
"I want you and the lot to meet her too," Sam agreed. "And in person. Not over this shitey webcam."Â
"You really love her, aye?" Maeve's smile was as fond as Sam had ever seen it.Â
"I do," he replied, laughing again at the excited smile on his mother's face.Â
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Precure Day 183
Episode: Yes! Precure 5 35 - âNutsâs Key and Komachiâs Heartâ Date watched: 4 May 2020 Original air date: 7 October 2007 Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/fqtuhS0 Transformation Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/6k6SzS0 Project info and master list of posts: http://tinyurl.com/PCDabout
What did I say about sunsets?
This episode has everything! Romance! Adventure! Characters having long and meaningful conversations about their past failings! A new villain! Dramatic sunsets! Bad art! The return of the winter uniforms signifying that itâs truly fall! Letâs dig in!
The Plot
Komachi is on pins and needles as Nuts reads the eighth revision of her novel. As weâve learned, heâs a harsh critic, but when he finally puts it down, he has nothing but praise for it, and everyone is relieved, so they decide to celebrate by going shopping. Privately, Coco and Nuts argue over Nutsâs serious attitude and being bogged down by certain past mistakes. Meanwhile in Nightmare, Hadenya has the day off so Kawarino suggests that Bloody takes to the field instead. The senior executive does not take kindly to being ordered around, and insists heâll do things his way after being buttered up.
The girls drop off Komachiâs manuscript at a mailbox and then head into the mall. Urara wants to go shopping for a new outfit for an appearance the next day, so Nozomi, Rin, Karen, and Coco go with her, while Komachi and Nuts head to a bookstore. At one point, Rin and Karen butt heads over what outfits they think would look good on Urara, in typical fashion. Nozomi and Coco branch off and have a small heart to heart of their own, while Komachi and Nuts discuss the importance of life while they wait at the meeting point. You know, just ordinary small talk.
However, their conversation is interrupted by Bloody himself, sitting at a piano. He presents a Kowaina mask as his business card and drops it on the floor, turning the entire room into a writhing mass of arms and blocking the exit. His objective is fairly clear, he wants the Dream Collet from Nuts, and then heâll be on his way. Of course, itâs not that simple. Komachi transforms and fights the arms, but Bloodyâs best attacks are not physical, but mental. He stays right were heâs at and informs Nuts that he was the one who destroyed the Palmier Kingdom, and he did it because it was his job. Nutsâs job was to protect the kingdom, and he failed at that, which makes him unsuitable to use the Dream Collet, so he should hand it over. He continues to assault Nutsâs psyche by reminding him that Nuts opened the door that allowed for the siege to begin with, and now that theyâre involving innocent people from another world in their battle, this world could end up destroyed like the Palmier Kingdom. While all of this is going on, Nozomi, Rin, Urara, and Karen have found the blocked off room, and try to fight their way in.
Back inside, Nuts very nearly hands over the Collet, but Cure Mint reminds him that he has a dream to fulfill of reviving the Palmier Kingdom, and she starts arguing with Bloody over who is worthy to use its power. He insists that it should be used by the powerful, while she maintains that it should be used by someone who knows, fears, and respects its power. She uses Mint Shield to protect Nuts, but some repeated attacks by the arms manage to break her barrier. Hope seems lost when suddenly her teammates burst through the wall and declare that thereâs nowhere they canât or wonât go to save their friends. Without breaking a sweat, Bloody slyly asks if thatâs the source of their power, and why donât they show him exactly what they can do? Each of them performs their enhanced special attack: Aqua Tornado, Rouge Burning, Lemonade Shining, and Crystal Shoot, dispelling the Kowaina. Bloody smirks and disappears to fight another day.
At a later date, Komachi walks into Natts House after school. Nuts thanks her for saving him the other day, and admits that heâs not as mature as he thought, since he was ready to hand over the Dream Collet. He then turns the subject to Komachiâs writing, since he notices she looks a little sleep deprived. He tells her that writing is important, but not at the cost of her health, and heâll read anything she writes to help her become the best author she can, so he wants her to prioritize her well-being to do so. Tears of joy well up in her eyes because of his kindness, and the scene transitions to Komachi writing in the library. Karen looks over her shoulder to see what sheâs writing, and Komachi says that this story is about a lonely woman who meets someone who opens up her heart. (subtle) The episode closes on her beaming face.
The Analysis
This episode gives me a lot to talk about but for once, Iâll start with the villains instead of the heroes. Bloody is not a character I really remember anything about from my first watch-through of this show back in 2013 or so. He appeared in the Christmas episode I watched in my 2018 Christmas special but he didnât leave much of an impression there. Iâm worried about what that means for his trajectory, because in this episode, heâs fantastic. Without ever transforming or taking any direct actions other than turning the room into a Kowaina he presents a severe threat to the girls. He manages to separate them from each other, overpower and trap Mint, and he nearly convinces Nuts to hand over the Dream Collet just by reminding him of his past failures. Even when Dream and the other girls manage to break through his barrier, he takes it in stride where any other villain would have panicked. They say âWeâre stronger when weâre together!â and he goads them into using their attacks, getting a read on them, learning what their abilities are and figuring out how to thwart them in future encounters. He knows when heâs lost the fight, but you definitely get the sense heâll be using what heâs learned the next time he goes head to head with the girls... which, according to the wiki, isnât until episode 41. Sigh. Itâs a great introduction, anyway.
I also want to highlight the fact that he didnât create a monster Kowaina out of an object like everyone else so far has done, but he turned the entire room into one, which makes for a much more challenging battle for the girls and is a tactic that I wish was used more often, in all seasons. Instead of there being a singular enemy to focus their attention on, even if itâs fast or durable, attacks can come from any direction using this strategy and you never know where to turn. Even if Mint was able to ward it off for a few minutes on her own, she also nearly succumbed and would have lost if her friends hadnât shown up at the last minute. Maybe she would have been able to pull a narrow victory, we saw in the last episode what some good old determination can do, but also Bloody is a very different beast from Hadenya. His ability to talk his opponents down is just as impressive as his actual power, which we are told is immense, since he was able to destroy the Palmier Kingdom by himself.
It is never explicitly stated that a Kowainaâs power and abilities are reflective of the one who creates it, only the kind of mask used, but it does seem that Bloody, being in a league of his own, has more powerful monsters, so I do wonder if this is the case... Of course Gamao also has really strong monsters, his main obstacle is being a lazy sack of shit, but weâll touch on that next time.
Bloodyâs ability to get inside of peopleâs heads shakes Nuts to his core, and it exposes a side of him that we havenât really seen before. Sure, heâs always been reserved, and we knew he blamed himself for the fall of the Palmier Kingdom when he let in a pinky that turned out to be Girinma, but over the last few episodes the rest of the puzzle is starting to come together. We learned in episode 31 that Hadenya was the one who hurt Nuts so badly he went into hibernation in the Dream Collet, and now we find out that Bloody was the one who leveled the kingdom itself. Nuts has a lot of trauma associated with this, because it all comes back to him. Even if nobody else blames him, he blames himself, and the depths of his angst are a pretty mature topic for a show aimed at a young audience. I applaud the capacity for this show to handle it in a serious way and not brush off his suffering. Heâs deeply hurt, and he realizes at the end heâs been holding onto a lot of grief, and he truly appreciates Komachiâs help in beginning to overcome it.
This represents a major step forward in their relationship. They started out rather tense, when he heavily criticized her novel, but both of them have grown closer as Komachi has seen and encouraged the softness inside of him. Now, she stands up for him at his most vulnerable, reminds him that he isnât worthless or a failure, and that his compassion makes him the perfect person to be caring for the pinkies. In return for her support in achieving his goals, he promises to help her in any way he can to achieve hers, which for Komachi means heâll read all her story drafts and help her become a better writer. Komachi and Nutsâs relationship is built on a mutual agreement to help and uplift each other, while Nozomi and Cocoâs is built on achieving the same goal, and Karen and Milkâs is mostly about helping Milk to become a better person.
In summary this episode is a great exploration of one of the underappreciated relationships from the series, with perhaps the best first outing by a villain in the entire series to this point, even topping Ilkuboâs first appearance. As normal for this leg of the series there is some pretty weak art scattered about but itâs not too prevalent. You can view some of the worst offenders in my gallery. I will say though, the camerawork around Bloody is interesting, heâs often framed in extreme closeups of his face, tilted at an angle, and frequently only half of his face is shown. Iâm not sure WHY because heâs not terribly expressive, but itâs something that stuck out at me on my screenshot capturing rewatch.
For record keeping purposes, it is now October in the show and thus the girls are seen back in their winter school uniforms with the lightly colored dress and dark purple blazer.
Lastly, I would be remiss if I let this little visual nod go unmentioned. In one scene, Coco is very clearly wearing Gurren Lagann sunglasses:
Gurren Lagann, Gainaxâs high energy salute to super robot anime and the show that put Imaishi Hiroyuki on the map, premiered in April of 2007, so the producers of this series had plenty of time to include this little homage. If youâre not familiar, the pointed, angular sunglasses are a trademark element of both the titular robot itself and one of the main characters.
I canât say definitively that itâs a reference but the timing of it feels very deliberate, so Iâm calling it one.
Next time on Precure Daily, Gamao gets one last chance to defeat the Precures. Will he succeed? (no) Come back to find out how he loses!
Pink Precure Catchphrase Count: 2 Kettei!
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