#ppl: elijah wood

[pookielations]

there are two wolves inside of me and their names are sam and frodo

[descole-dead]

HELLO IM “NETWORKING”” please read if you’re kind to ill people

please i need all the help i can get im so lonely if yoy like all of some of these things i post i can make your dreams come true.

music music is my favorite thing i dont know how to make it and im too shy to sing a song but i tell youwhat i listen to anything you ask but for all intensive networking purposes im going to list what im hyperfixated on ok …….

• 80’s/new wave

•90’s low-fi

• pop music (GENERAL!!!)

• jpop/kpop ill be honest MEN i mainly listen to kpop girl groups but my jpop taste is actually broader i cant explain it i think it’s just the kpop boy band scene im not not too interested in :(

artists i hyperfixate on the very most or in a content way tears for fears , depeche mode, perfume, lady gaga, loona, carly rae jepsen, marina, liz phair, chisato moritaka, jimin aoa, blackswan

other things i like or talk too much about: ELIJAH WOODIM SO SORRY IM AS A MUSIC PERSON I AM EMBARRASSED OF HOW MUCH I STAN ONE ACTOR BUT I CANTCONTROL MY SMALL HEART💔💔💔💔at least he is a dj and knows the apples in stereo on a personal level, lord of the rings (not Elijah wood related), yellowjackets (not Elijah wood related) cryptids, animals ESPECIALLY MY CATS AND BUGS, i don’t know maybe some video games like pokemon, animal crossing, mother and of course professor layton which!!!!i don’t hyperfixate on as much anymore these days so dont expect much of it despite my really cool canon url but it’s like too important to my tumblr history to neglect or not mention soery i think the wolf jean descole will always be a part of me and Sorry if you want this url ill never give it up it’s really funny to me (very excited for the new layton game tho💘💘)

‼️‼️‼️‼️i think one more thing to know about me isthis blog is like 13 years old and im an archivist so i generally dont like to delete my past i think it’s very fun and interesting toe look back on my old posts However tumblr doesn’t easily show dates on posts so you may be shown a 2010 yaoi or dated opinion from teenage me with no context and i apologize ahead of time for the teenager i was 🕊️🕊️

[waxflowerwoes]

i don't know how i was obsessed with whales as a child and now my parents think that there's nothing wrong with me

[leonardalphachurch]

do people remember when miles and his at the time girlfriend made a bunch of tweets during the production of season 13 about seeing elijah wood at sxsw. why the fuck did they do that.

[caffeinatedattorney]

Okay so there are two tapes in game where Harvey speaks.

The first tape Harvey appears in is (#10) where Harleen and Harvey appear. She complains to him about Crane's experiments, implying Harvey's partly responsible for his presence there? and that Harvey trusts him. Apparently Crane is there to help Harvey in court and evaluate inmates. He says it's a necessary evil and he tells her to kick rocks.

The second one, tape #13, is interesting. It's found in the ship where you find out Harvey is the rat king near the console. The tape starts with Harvey asking Crane for help. But then...

HARVEY: I just... I-I lost it. You shoulda seen the police photos. This bastard didn't just beat his kid, he starved him! Kept him locked in a closet for six months. Eight years old, fighting with this- with the rats over scraps of food. When the cops finally freed him, his kidneys had failed and his heart was scarred by infection.

Foreshadowing. And guess this confirms for me that Harvey becomes retraumatized by his job and knows it but won't quit.

CRANE: My goodness. Harrowing stuff.

HARVEY: And his dad has the nerve to take the stand and tell the court his kid deserved it? Piece of shit's lucky I only took a couple of swings at him. Besides, I might've just torched my whole career.

CRANE: Oh, I doubt that. You're a hero in the papers. "Two-Fisted DA Decks Deadbeat Dad." The public's behind you on this.

HARVEY: My own dad's to blame for my short fuse. But I can't lose my temper like that again.

CRANE: Your father? I'd like to hear more about him.

So Harvey had been having issues waaay before Batman was in the picture? (Also Harvey sounds so sinister saying "Piece of shit's lucky I only took a couple of swings at him." Love Troy Baker's performance and how Elijah Wood gives this impression that he's just letting Harvey talk to examine him like another one of his tests subjects-- i mean patients.)

And it's BTAA scarecrow and Harvey again, but Bruce isn't there to help

HARVEY: You really think this stuff will help?

CRANE: Early trials are quite promising. Now, hold this, hold it- There you go. And take three deep breaths. Good.

HARVEY: *Inhales loudly*

CRANE: I want you to consider that your recent outbursts may be stress -induced. Building a case agaisnt Carmine Falcone clearly had you burning the candle at both ends.

HARVEY: Well, tell that to the press. All i hear about is how "the batman brought down the Roman Empire." We worked together, y'know. Me, him, Gordon, too. [laughs] Ah, I'm starting to lose my cool again.

Harvey's voice is way way lower. Okay, Harvey is mad about someone else taking credit. Guess that explains his reaction to seeing batman again. More ppl taking advantage of him.

CRANE: No, no-no-no, that's good. Good. We've already touched on how much you've been repressing. Themore you try to contain your shadow, the more that aspect of your psyche starnates and festers. We need to bring it to the light.

HARVEY: [almost a whisper?] Drag if out of the darkness? That's what I've been trying to do with this whole city. Too many trials. Too many appeals. Better let fate judge. Fifty-fifty, like flippin' a coin. Better odds than my old man gave me.

HARVEY: No, it's um, getting worse. The headaches mostly.

CRANE: That's only a function of your conscious mind giving way to your shadow self. As it rises to the surface, your awareness becomes fuzzy in a neurological sense as you grapple with the--

HARVEY: [as a whisper? / hiss?] That's not it. It's never been this bad. Gilda is scared. And I am too.

OKAY so, Gilda must have left at some point because Crane is making him worse. He already believes in the coin. This Crane is so interesting thinking talk therapy is universally effective with dissociation and trauma. He seems to genuinely believe in what he's doing.

CRANE: you fear becoming your father. You fear you'll assume his worst traits as you get older.Please: sit. Have a sip of water. Good, good, good. Listen thins always feel more intense just before the real healing begins. You are making remarkable progress.

HARVEY: We.

CRANE: Hm?

HARVEY: 'We' are making remarkable progress

CRANE: Of course, Mr. Dent. This is good for both of us.

So, safe to say, Crane caused this lmao.

Also, In the tape between Arnold and Harley (#3), Arnold has the same symptoms as Harvey but he doesn't seem to have the puppet yet until she encourages her to do so? so unless i'm missing something, it kinda seems like Crane's treatment is the one causing DID like symptoms.

Okay, I heard the tape between Joe and Thompkins (tape #8) and it seems everyone gets headaches so it's not DID per se. (also Leslie used to have a free clinic in park row and a crisis center for kids. idk if at the same time or the same place, tho)

LESLIE: Any other complaints?

JOE: Just some reactions to Dr. Crane's treatment. Headaches. Can't remember some stuff.

Okay, next part.

HARVEY: Doctor, I wanna stop the treatments.

CRANE: But why?

HARVEY: Why? What the hell happened to your lab rat this morning?

CRANE: it's the unfortunate reality of medical testing that on occasion we have to put an animal through a measure of discomfort in order to-

HARVEY: The shit you got me breathing melted its fur off! Melted its skin.

CRANE: Mr Dent, the individual chemicals in this solution are heavily corrosive but, when properly diluted they are intert and stable.

HARVEY: Inert and stable? I-I-I don't know-

CRANE: Harvey, Harvey. I've been reviewing our recorded sessions and i'm confident you're on the cusp of a major breakthrough. Trust the process. If not for yourself, then do it for Gilda. Doesn't she deserve a healthier, happier husband?

HARVEY: [basically a growl] Crane, if my symptoms don't resolve soon, I'm out.

CRANE: I understood. You're making the right choice. I'll prepare the dose.

This is insane. There's... so much here. Crane manipulates Harvey into using the treatment bc Harvey loves Gilda so much. Harvey was aware of what that thing could do (adding humiliation to having his own face burnt off by some malone?) This must have implanted the idea in his head about being a lab rat and staying one forever bc of his self doubt and letting it get this far.

I wonder if Crane's treatment actually fucked him up the way something like, idk, joker gas would, rather than that darkness coming solely from Harvey? but then again, Harvey beat up a man in court in front of everyone so it wasn't that big of a step.

TLDR; Everything is kinda Crane's fault.

[spinnenpfote6]

Ppl rlly be taking Elijah Wood's comment on how the fans shouldn't trust Walter as proof that he's bad and that you shouldn't ship him with Misty as if the protagonist girl group aren't all shady cannibals constantly trying to cover up ritual murder together

[rachelsquill]

HI RACHEL IM SO CURIOUS ABOUT THE IMMORTAL COIL name goes so hard .also ui was going to do the ask game but i realized i literally name none of my wips 😭😭

hehehehheheh soooo in college i needed to write a fiction story for a writing class i was in and my brain was sooooooooooooo dsmp coded so i made ocs that were basically sbi but looking different (later cut down to just emduo ripoffs) and it was like abt a man who is immortal and loses track of time and like immortality is not common at all and a lot of ppl think drinking the blood of immortals will make u immortal so u cant really stay in one place for too long w/o raising suspicions n shit so this guy (elijah or philza lmaoooo) is going abt his life kind of feeling like theres not much a point when hes all alone all of his family has died and he doesnt really know why hes been cursed w immortality WELLL He hears reports of a man known as the ravager (the blood god) and hes like strong mortal men will come and go but he plans to just kind of keep his distance because w a name like that who knows what he’d do if he found out abt phil/elijahs immortality welllll many years pass phil/elijah has moved many times but hasnt really been able to keep track of how many years have passed wellllll he spots the ravager in a pub and hes like hmm i have seen that face before must not have been many years passed WRONG techno/wolf/the ravager/the blood god is also immortal and in his early years of learning abt it he didnt quite know how to cope and thats why he became a feared war lord but he realized he couldnt keep it up if he didnt want to out himself as an immortal anyways he and elijah/phil have a few encounters over the years and one time techno/wolf is like “ok birdbrain you and i both know whats up” and phil/elojah is genuinely confused bcyz he hasnt quite put the years together (he figures it out tho) and blah blah blahhahahahhahah i did end up writing it so that the oc version of it has them end in like a weird almost peaceful romance out in the woods of a snowy place far from civilization but uhhhh i want to rewrite it to ACTUALLY be phil and techno and maybe just end in their peaceful friendship i never actually did quite find an end so yeahhhh sorry that was a lot of text

[nintendonut1]

As a mario and sonic fan, I was wondering:

1. What’s your opinion of the newest mario movie?

2. How you feel about the sonic franchise if you ever played the games, watch shows/movies, or read the comics?

3. Who do u cast as the Mario rpg characters in a hypothetical Mario movie sequel that may or may not adapt the Legend of the Seven Stars since people wil know more about it thanks to the remake?

4. Have you ever played the Mario + Rabbids games, if so, who’s your favorite rabbids?

5. What are your headcanons?

6. If Mario and Geno had a kid together, what will they name them?

7. Thoughts on Mario lore as of whole?

Btw 7 questions = you get 7 Star Pieces each! 😊 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

STARS FOR ME YESSSS MY OWN LIL STAR ROAD

Hooooo okay lemme see here...

Okay well I saw the movie four times in theatres and purchased it the moment it came to streaming services so you tell me LMAO

Sonic's pretty cool! My sister's more into it, but I've played some of the classics, and both Adventures. SA2 is probably my fav, it was one of the first games I had on the Gamecube. I know ppl clown on the series, and that game especially, but I love it anyways :>

You mean like, who would I cast as Mallow and Geno? Well I--

I know celeb voices are more likely though, so I like the thought of Elijah Wood as Geno too!

4. I haven't! I've been meaning to! I've been meaning to play a lot of newer games but, time and money....

5. What kinda headcanons? I have like a ton LOL when I'm compelled to share them I usually just draw them out heheheh

6. They'd adopt a lil' star kid and name it Stella.

7. The lore is kinda all over the place, and I think that's a deliberate choice that lets us fan creators play around and make our own connections and headcanons to pull it all together!

[antimnemonic]

revisiting some tron legacy/uprising stuff, it's honestly crazy how disney was cooking -- both entries have such strong visual identities, built on conscious stylization, and also the fucken money being pumped into the series -- daft punk and 3oh!3 on the soundtrack, ELIJAH WOOD VOICE ACTING, and yeah I guess legacy didn't have as much as an impact as they hoped, but then they just dropped it

marvel was acquired in 2009, same year that avatar was released, legacy was release shortly after in 2010, and then star wars was acquired in 2012 -- anyways my personal conspiracy theory is that disney was drumming up tron to be their Original Action Franchise, an eye candy boat like avatar, but with a focus on human characters. but putting that much effort into something original with niche appeal is risky -- i think they saw the burgeoning success of the nascent mcu with all its visual work already pre-completed (in the form of decades of comic books), long-established marketing appeal, and easier themes and storylines to digest -- iron man's randian America, fuck yeah! vs tron's meditations on the nature of life, religion, familial legacy, etc -- and just went with what was easier

COURSE now ppl are sick of star wars and superheroes while the nostalgia for tron has been simmering for a decade so like?? idk

[mielicy]

autistic vampires infodump

one of the scenes i always go back to in understanding vampirism as an allegory for autism is that scene in TO where Elijah explains to that new vamp that there is a beauty in the heightened senses. that yes , sometimes its really distressing and overwhelming, and debilitating. but it can also be a wonderful experience of hearing all the intricacies and reverbs in the music theyre listening to, or all the cracks they can hear in the wood as he hits the table for the example

also how emotions for vampires becomes more intense. which is why i think romance works so well for stories about vampires. And thats something that autistic ppl experience aswell. i mean netflix made a whole show about it (i have never watched love on the spectrum)

or in how vampires are immortal, there is a sense of loneliness in that. watching the world move and age. that to me is really reminiscent of that autistic feeling of watching the world thru glass. or feeling like youre from a different world, or sometimes not feeling human at all

only being able to have lasting relationships with other vampires, because obviously they wont die, but also because they understand eachother in a way that humans never could, there is a camaraderie in having to go from being a normal human and then suddenly having to DRINK BLOOD to survive,, i mean cmon, thats a life bond.

speaking of the blood thing.. its giving,, safe food. its giving arfid, ultimate picky eaters right here. autistics and vampires (note: picky does not mean BLAND. if i could afford it id be eating chana masala every single day of my life)

and there arent that many vampires either so u just have ur small group of found family that u have to protect bc u dont have anyone else, and ur kinda outcasted from society bc the angry guys with pitchforks dont like vampires very much

every autistic person knows what im talking about right now

in conclusion, vampires are emo. im emo. im also autistic. thus,

[wynandcore]

second blorbo bingo ask is also obvious: Frodo (my beloved)!

FRODO MY BELOVED ASWELL

I can’t believe ppl have been having the same argument for so many years about how “Frodo is whiny”. When I literally saw the movies for the first time, I completely understood his actions, idk why this is still a problem (SAME GOES WITH THE LEMBAS BREAD INCIDENT BUT I WON’T GET INTO THAT-)

I very quickly attached myself to him he is quite literally me and I’m thinking that has more and more to do with Elijah Wood as a whole because I say the same thing about at least two other characters he’s played. Hm.

Going through the books rn (just finished Fellowship) and can confirm, I still love him (I like my own interpretation of Movie Frodo a tiny bit more but. That’s obviously bias LMAO).

(I also Definitely don’t seriously think I know him better than Tolkien but. I like pretending just for goofs,,,, and with “yas queen give us nothing!” I mean that I love that he doesn’t fight for shit in the movies and he stumbles a lot. Perfect Me rep in media)

[homunculusalphonse]

it's funny remembering ppl joked about otgw wirt looking like the animal crossing player. and then years later elijah wood played animal crossing

[gayspock]

ok im lbing this bc we're not gonna get more for a long time

ok initial thoughts: zombies by the cranberries sent me a little loopy. im sorry. its a heartbreaking song, its a heartbreaking scene. but playing those both together is the funniest fucking thing you could do ever. heavens

second thoughts: i know there was a lotof, like, backlash abt the last ep regarding the present day girlies "giving in to lottie so easily" so its funny to see them ppl owned so early. LOL. although this cant end well and i have already been spoiled and i will say i saw that coming sort of but thought "no they wouldnt do that... tht sucks" but anyways

THIRD thoughts and last time im gonna open a thought with that: literally i said all that, but i know last week ppl also complaine saying they didnt "explain the game well enough" which i thought was stupid bc if they sat there and did thatd be clunky and dumb and ruin the horror of it so now misty is just exposition dumping to lottie im like for gods sake. and in some ways i do kinda get what theyre trying to do with it (misty would be frank about it and clear and etc) but i still think its just a bit alrighhttt alrighttt to watch

this is making me feel sick...

SHAUNA BEING THE DESIGNATED BUTCHER TOO... heavens and a bit.

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NOT THE DESIGNATED T...

this is so fucking crazy

HER COVERING HER EYES. I AM SICK. YOU KNOW WHEN THE WET, BIG BROWN PUPPY DOG EYES ARE GONE THE WORLD IS DARK AND CRUEL

ok but seeing trav crying over havi like that . meanwhile shauna was fucking sobbing with jackies corpse holding it for months. everything in the world mental

UGHHH FUCKING WALTERRRRR

SORRY IVE MADE MY FEELINGS CLEAR. I DO NOT LIKE HIS FUNCTION AS A CHARACTER. I THINK MISTY'S ARC WOULD BE SO MUCH FUCKING STRONGER WITHOUT HIM. GET MORE CREATIVE. YOU DONT NEED HIM . and its like hes not bad hes fine but its so annoying that they give him more FUCKING ATTENTION THAN FUCKING NAT AT THIS POINT

plus her dynamic with nat is so much better

i love adult shauna scheming. always gets them into a bit of a pickle. classic!

COACH BEN COMING BACK TO STIUATIONS IS FUCKING UNFATHOMABLY F- NATALIE WHAT HAPPENED

I FIGURED OUT WHERE HAVI WAS HIDING

DOES ANYONE HEAR HIM

YOURE N

I FEEL SICK

his little gorgeous babygirl tear.

coach ben your gay ass needs to move fast before the second most homophobic fast food chain after chick fil a opens up in the canadian wilderness with a limited menu of #1 fucking d

FUCK OFF ELIJAH WOODFUCK OFF KEVYN THIS IS SICK. UGHHHH YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST.

UGH

THIS WHOLE CONVO IS SO BORING IM ASLEEP WORST GUYS IN THE WORLD FUCK OFF THERES NO WAY WE'RE WASTING TIME ON THESE GUYS WHEN THERE'S LITERAL GIRLS EATING GIRLS

"A COVEN OF THEM ALL UP TO NO GOOD" OK that kinda ruled

JEFF WIN JEFF WIN JEFF WIN HIS BIGGG JEFFING COCK FUCKING RULES . NO JEFFING ABOUT.

YOU KILLED HIM?

OKAY jeff is raising the bar here im happy with jeff and walter jeffing and waltering and jaltering and weffing

is weffing something sexual it sounds sexual i hope to god not

shauna is so mother making a meal for the family 😊

THE WOBBLY HEART . MY GOD. DONT- DONT GIVE IT TO TRAVIS. DONT FUCKING LOOK AT HIM WITH THE WOBBLY HEART. COME ON BRO.

hes

um

raw.....

this is a little um

god the crazy parallels of lottie in the past fucking ruined over the ritual and lottie of the present being the most caught up in it. hellaur

IF YOU MAKE CALLIE DEAL WITH THAT ROTTEN COP I'LL KILL US ALL

SHAUNA DRAWING THE CARD?

"IT WAS JUST US!" "is there a difference?" EXACTLY. SAY THAT AT THE FUCKING C- SORRY BUT THEIR SLOW ASS RUNNING MADE ME LOSE IT

TH

THE TRUNK OF THE FUCKING CAR HELP THATS SO FUNNYYYY KEVYNNNNNN

CALLIE WITH A GUN

HI... OK. BUT THE ... OK IS ANYONE GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW

i mean other than the girlies in animal masks in th e woods

lottie: everybo-

SHUT UP ITS CRAZY EVERY TIME THEY CUT FROM A FUTURE SCENE TO A PAST SCENE I GO STUPID IN THE HEAD

lottie: can you fucking kill me

lottie: can you fucking kill me and can i also elect the next girl president

ANTLER QUEEN?

NATALIE?

YOU MAKE ME SICK

YOU MAKE ME SICK THERES NOWAYYYYYYY

NATALIE NO MY SEET SWEETBABYGIRL

HEY

HI

AND HELLO

LISA....

LISA. NO. SURELY NOT.

OH MY GOD

NATALIE YOU ARE SO....

the nattielot stocks are literall crazy the nattielot stocks are literally in turmoil its like a rollercoaster its literally a thrillride they blow your brain right out up and down and round and round til your FUCKING BRAIN COMES OUT YOUR NOSE AS DINNER SURPRISE

travis......................

my god natalie atalie no NA QUEEN CA RD QU

NM

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HI AND HELLO AND HI

SORRY . THATS TISTE DTHIS IS TWISTED THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER IM ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS EVERYBODY VETTER FUCKING KILL

STOP PLAYING RADIOHEAD AND SLOWMOING HER FUCKING DEATH IS THERE NO FUCKING DIGNIT

NO THIS IS

YOU ALL.... ARE THE WORST.....

I HATE MY STUPID FUCKING EXISTENCE

ITS NOT EVIL ITS JUST HU

THE NATLOTTIE STOCKS JUST BURST

I FEEL ILL I HATE MY ST- NOT THE DRUG OVERDOSE. COME ON . I JSUT WANT TO FUCKING CRY THIS ALL FUCKING SUCCKS.

walter: um...... >_<

you guys fucking suck sending her there i know i know theres so few options but fu- VAN. PUT THOSE BIG WET EYES AWAY. PUT THAT AWE-INDUCED WET SMILE AWAY. COME ON GIRL. PULL IT TOGETHER

hey shauna

most normal girl in the world

coach ben said FUCK women. WOW. ALRIGHT. i mean it was... RIGHT LIKE HE?

HE SERIOUSLY JUST DECIDED FUCK THESE GIRLS OH MY GOD YES TYHIS IS THE FUCKING ENDING I WANTED

van being the last out vantler queen when?

THIS IS FUCKING NUTS

altrnateively the wilderness being like :/ you didnt need to do that to havi guys....

ANYWAYS GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[steveharrington]

ppl being like “ugh why do we need walter” well idk. bc i like seeing elijah wood that’s why

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Man, did not expect to log on and see the Hartnett slander. What did he ever do to you anons? 😂 I appreciate him and his life/career choices. I rewatched The Faculty this Halloween season, may he and Elijah Wood continue to have blessed personal and professional lives.

LOL - I have people in my messages right now talking about The Faculty! It's one of those late '90s movies which have endured.//

Unfortunately we have a short list of actors that ppl will always give attention to, most of the time to much. But there are so many actors that are great at what they do but they're just more quiet at doing it. Those actors need to be talked about more cause they usually deserve it more. But at the same time they probably like to be away from the brightness of Hollywood so I guess it works for them. I just feel they need to know they are good and we like them. Those are the ones I want to see more of. Also another reason ppl need to look at smaller/independent films more cause there's a lot of talent in those.

Completely agree! My first "fandom" was for a lesser known character actor from the LotR films. Because there were so few of us talking it felt a bit like a small family rather than just strangers on IMDB boards. At the time it felt like we were really doing a lot of unpaid work for the actor, as we posted a lot about release dates on his small movies, when new projects would come out, etc.

[zazagundam]

When ppl reblog my reblogs of King from Tekken I feel like that picture of Elijah Wood in prince attire throwing his hands up