#poor hound having to break into homes all over the galaxy for a living

[izzystizzys]

as an addendum to my last post, may i present: corrie guard christmas multiverse of madness

while thire is off john mcclane-ing and fox psychologically tortures three bountyhunters trying to break into the senate, hound is left in command of barracks where perimeter alarms begin to screech suddenly and LOOK, okay, YOUR first instinct would’ve been to shoot at the strange being on the roof of military property too!

is what he tries frantically to explain to the strange little creature that appeared out of nowhere exceedingly miffed at him for apparently accidentally shooting its boss. how was he supposed to know that man wasn’t trying to blow them up?! people do that all the time!

the little being who looks remarkably like general yoda if he was not green, wrinkly and himself at all turns up its nose at him. well tough shit it says. you still have to come live in the north quadrant now. congratulations, you have just been promoted to spanta clause.

what the kriff is a spanta clause hound asks. the answer does not make him any less confused. also, what kind of kriffed up hiring process is this where you have to kill the guy who had the job before you?! hound knows very little about natborn conventions, but even he’s pretty sure they don’t make senate aides fight to the death in gladiatoral spectacles!

(most of them, anyways. he’s not entirely sure about some.)

also, why the kriff is grizzer’s nose suddenly red?!