#pls don't steal my ideas uwu

[qq-art]

Ok my two leading article ideas are one 1. the unending grind to create content and 2. pop psychology in IR

1

when online, the algorithm most prizes high volume output above anything else. the higher volume of new content to show users, the higher chance for continued and repeated engagement on the platform. that's why AI generated content is so inescapable--AI generators don't need time for potty breaks or sleep like the rest of us losers.

constantly, I hear competing tales of the ways in which the internet has made us both more connected and more isolated especially after the explosion of social media use. I wonder, too, that as our family and friend groups become more spread out (are they more spread out than before!? I want to find sociological research on this...), we become more and more reliant on technological aids to foster continued engagement and relationship building / maintenance with our "supposed" loved ones. But in the age of technology, always having to communicate via text or FaceTime or phone calls or DMs can feel daunting. Because we are also met with a total inundation of texts and DMs, not to mention the other random funny shit our FYPs curate for us. Yes, there is more access now. But there is also more volume and whether it's IRL coffee dates or a flurry of DMs to catch up on, we all still only have so much time and capacity each day.

I got distracted by my alarm to give my dogs his anti seizure meds but hopefully I can pick back up on this line of thought...

2

I keep hearing more and more lately about how the notion of love languages is pseudo-science / pop psychology. it seems that debunking the scientific basis (or lack thereof) behind it has become quite in-vogue now despite that we still LOVE to use the terms and notions generated by this concept as a shorthand for communicating with partners--for better or worse.

in particular, the stipulation that "my love language is gift giving therefore not getting me a bday present hurt my feelings and felt like a violation of what is supposed to be intimate knowledge from an intimate partner" is a really really long and convoluted way of simply saying it's hurtful to now get someone, esp an intimate romantic partner, a bday present. like, why add in the justification of "love languages"? Is the act of neglecting to honor a person's bday not in itself a harmful act? It feels like we're creating extra hoops to jump through to justify or de-legitimize another party. "my (30M) love language acts of service, so when my gf (21F) failed to do the dishes that felt like a violation of my foundational notion for affection, care, and romance."

"nuclear weapons have saved lives." "no nuclear war has happened because of deterrence theory." but deterrence theory is interesting because this one literally has it in the name. it's not even a "theorem" the way Pythagorean theorem is (distinction: theorem is a sub-category of theory that while lacking in concrete evidence to positively prove its accuracy to the level of becoming a "law," it's widely accepted to the level of accuracy of "law" but only on a technicality does it need to be demoted to "theorem")

deterrence theory works until it doesn't. and doesn't it lately feel like it's gonna suddenly STOP working any moment now between Russian invasion of Ukraine and Israeli assault on Palestine? Pakistan and India really got upstaged there as the hotbed for potential nuclear conflict.

I've less of a concrete idea of where I would take this and how serious / fun I would make this article. Like do I determine which love language best describes each NWS's arsenal and nuclear program? North Korea's might be... acts of service (dropping the economic sanctions). The US's is physical touch (invading and meddling in other countries' business). Words of affirmation (telling Israel they aren't a colonial fabrication)? Gifts (Pakistan and India and the gift is Kashmir which means only one country actually gets the present)? Quality time (China with their attempts--good AND bad--to "rekindle" better relations with HK and Taiwan)? UK and France and Russia? Maybe... words of affirmation: UK, quality time: France, physical touch: Russia. I think I need to workshop that a little more.

Alternatively, I think about other pop psychology examples and try to fit the NWS (nuclear weapons states) into those pop psych molds and categories. Ultimately, it would show how limiting and ridiculous these broad strokes generalizations that much of pop psychology participates in is

ALTERNATIVELY, I identify what parts of IR are just a flimsy in their "scientific" backing as pop psych theories are. LIKE RATIONAL THEORY, HELLO!? And obviously... deterrence theory too.

[heich0e]

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[sparks-joy-imagines]

Hello admins, hope you're having a great day ! I just read your rules and I didn't quite understand the asking process, so I'll just shoot my shot and ask here if you don't mind ?

I have a request for a nsfw scenario with sabo (one piece) and fem!reader, in which he's jealous of new trainees checking her out while she shows them moves and she's clueless about it ? Maybe a little angst with it ? Nothing violent ofc

Thank you so much have a great day ❤

Hello there❤ Thank you so much for reading the rules, and sorry if they got you confused! Your request is perfectly fine, as is anything within our boundaries! I hope you can enjoy this scenario, it’s been a lot of fun to write uwu~ have a great day, too✨ - mesu.

Sabo x f!reader

warnings: not sfw, reader gets penetrated, unsafe intercourse (pls don’t do this), (gentle) choking

An aggravated sigh left his lips when the chief of staff finally stepped out of the meeting room. For the past couple hours all of the revolutionary army’s higher ups had discussed the most recent concerning developments in the world and by now all he wanted to do was to pull you close and call it a day.

Sabo started pacing the base’s grounds, checking the spots where he’d usually find you but with no luck. About to give up and just head back to his quarters without you, he vaguely recalled that you muttered something about the new recruits lacking basic hand to hand combat skills this morning. Turning on the spot, he headed over to the gym, yet stopped short right in front of the folding doors which lead to the training area.

“Thank you so much for your guidance, [Y/N]-chan!”

Since when exactly were the new recruits addressing you so casually?

“Yeah, this training session’s amazing… I’m afraid I still don’t really get the choke hold defence though. Mind showing us again?”

Then your voice.

“Always happy to help out! And sure thing, will you please resume position so I can show you how it’s done once again?” Sabo could hear the joyous bliss in your voice, but the tones of the new recruits struck him somewhat off.

When he turned the corner, he couldn’t quite believe his eyes. There you were, lying on the ground, knees cocked up while one of the new recruits was kneeling on top of you, legs grinding in your sides, his hands around your neck and feeling way too comfortable in this suggestive position; the other recruit who stood just a couple steps away leering at the scene unfolding in front of him while you were happily chatting away about the technique oblivious to the thoughts of your new comrades.

It had been long since Sabo felt such ferocious flames of fury gnawing at his stomach. He barely noticed how he entered the training grounds, taking long strides and only stopping to squat down to the recruit kneeling over you, his hand – almost distinctly resembling his trademark dragon claw – placed firmly on the guy’s shoulder.

“I’m sorry lads, but I’ll have to steal [Y/N] away now. I’m most confident that you guys are perfectly capable of figuring out how to escape the choke hold on your own from here on.”

Even though his tone was cheerful, the high intensity of his gaze and tightness of his grip on the recruit’s shoulder made it unmistakably clear that he was not tolerating any of their low-key harassment towards you. The second recruit took a step back, almost stumbling over his feet, “Of course, chief of staff, Sabo, sir..”. He shot his mate a look who didn’t dare move an inch whatsoever. You however didn’t notice anything about the shift in atmosphere and happily jumped on your feet when Sabo simply pulled the recruit up at his shoulder, not caring about the little squeal he made. “All finished up, Sabo?” You went to give Sabo a hug, eager to feel his arms around your frame but before you could get your hands on him he just grabbed you and flung you over his shoulder as if you weighed nothing more than a feather, making you squeak in surprise. “Gentlemen.”

You felt Sabo’s head move in greeting beside your frame but his voice was as cold as ice.

“Sabo?“ you inquired softly but were silenced by a light slap on your buttock from your boyfriend as he casually, yet swiftly, carried you off to his quarters. Soon you were thrown onto his bed and it’s mere seconds until he’s over you, kneeling in the same position you had just taught the new recruits to escape from earlier. Your breath caught in your throat when you met his dark gaze. There was something feral about the way he looked. You could feel his hands cup your cheeks hard, just so it wouldn’t hurt. “Do you have any idea what just happened in the gym, [Y/N]?” His voice was low, dangerously so, and you felt his grip loosen a little so you could shake your head in response, before clarifying, “Nothing out of the ordinary? I mean, they had trouble at hand to hand combat and I showed them how to get out of a choke hold and that’s–“

“And exactly how many times did you show them to get out of the choke hold? Them kneeling over you? Pinning you to the ground? Alternatively, you cradling them between your thighs?” By now, one of his hands had wandered to your neck, long fingers smoothly wrapping around your throat, the other starting to knead your breasts. You felt a shiver running down your spine as you muttered, “A couple..”. Sabo raised his brows and leaned down to you, his lips touching yours with every word he uttered. “And what exactly do you think they imagined doing to you when they were on top of you like this?” Your eyes finally widened in realisation when he rocked his hips against your core, a gasp escaping your lips. “I don’t know about you, but I will not tolerate any other man even thinking about what’s mine.” His fingers squeezed your neck, restricting your air flow just the right amount for you to start feeling everything ever so slightly more intense and you knew instantly you couldn’t escape this choke hold even if you tried to. Not that you actually wanted to.

You felt his free hand tugging and pulling away at your garments while the hand around your neck kept up the pressure. You didn’t dare to speak up but the more he touched you, the more lewd sounds of yours validated him and his actions.

Unsure of what to do with your hands you let them timidly roam up his thighs and felt his weight shift towards you when you reached his growing bulge, earning an expectant grunt.

Once Sabo got rid of your clothes, he didn’t hesitate to pull away and help you free his member from its containment. You felt his intense gaze back on you almost instantly, looking for any clue of resistance, but it was futile to find. The heat in your core was almost unbearable by now. “Sabo…mh.. just take me,” you whispered breathlessly when you felt his fingers at your slick pussy. “Oh I will,” Sabo muttered under his breath as he brought you into position and suddenly slid his entire length into you in one smooth motion, making you scream softly.

He gave you but a moment to adjust before he pulled out almost completely, prodding at your entrance as he caught your gaze, a cheeky smirk on his lips while his fingertips circled at your clit enhancing the sensation. “Why don’t we try to let them hear who you belong to?” Sabo smirked and pressed a single hard kiss on your lips before he finally let go of your neck just as he thrust into you again, building up a steady deep pace. You couldn’t help but suck in the newfound oxygen greedily just to moan out Sabo’s name seconds later, following his suggestion without any second thought. This man knew how he needed to fuck you into the sheets, and he knew it well.

It wasn’t long until he had you on the edge, one hand at your hips to ensure he hit the very point in you that made you see stars, the other massaging at your boobs.

Another thrust and you contracted around him screaming his name for the world to hear, pushing Sabo over the edge as well. He spread his sticky cum in you and continued to move for a couple more strides, allowing you to ride out your high.

Finally, Sabo pulled out of you carefully, rolling down from your form, a satisfied smile on his lips. He immediately pulled you in his arms and let you get comfortable on his chest. After a few moments of Sabo absentmindedly playing with your hair, you decided to break the silence, “Sorry for not realising what they were thinking….”. “It’s not your fault that some people don’t know any boundaries.” “Still..,” you sighed softly and peeked up to Sabo’s face, “You think they heard?”. A hearty chuckle escaped your lovers lips, “They better did.”

[baekhvuns]

Sleeping in the same position for hours is THE WORST I feel like a grandma after waking up. Is your elbow better?

Some people, bless them, but they're whole ass adults yet act like teens, pls behave 😭 this includes my friends... I need to snap them out of their daze from time to time

Exactly Treasure has vocals, but it's so hype and pirate-y too! The MV is simple, but they filmed it in such a pretty place! Fhjsyehshehhse Jongho belly dancer, but he's wearing a coat still. I see him as the snake charmer with Seonghwa being the snake. No because belly chain Seonghwa, we remember, we cry 😭😍

I'm not a Jopper, sorry but compared to Step Back, not only were the lyrics ugly but the song? So bad. I'm so sorry to my ladies </3

Yes I saw some Taemin-esque vibes! I love the beat it H I T S and TY's voice?!?! The cinematography and choreography were so good too, I didn't expect to be so obsessed 🤯 I don't know what's going on with the solo releases, but it's so true they're serving! I'm looking forward to more solo stuff from TY I hope he goes into this direction, so he can show a different side than the NCT noise and whacky concepts - no offence, but I've always been a Taeyong enthusiast. Ooooh, yes God Damn was a vibe I remember listening to it a looooooot last year 👁👄👁

I GOT MY SVT ALBUMS AND OMGGGG I forgot that you get tons of photocards with the Carat version OF THE SAME MEMBER so I have over 20 of ONE man lolol, if I got 24 photocards of Seonghwa I would be gone. Not that I'm giving KQ ideas ☠ but it's so much better than jewel cases that both SM and JYP are doing, you don't even get cards of the member on the cover most of the time 🙃 I'm sitting here with over 60 SVT cards HELP they also included highlighters. Please don't steal my money I need to feed my kids :(((

Nah drinking coke only is not it, but I drink flavoured water or ice tea or juices and other fruity stuff, I need to taste something water is so bland, I only like sparkling water with some lemon in it, but it gets boring. WHERE'S THE FLAVOUR

I'm sorry I only accept DILF Hwa, but I will see what's going on with y/ns father...

Wheew I was almost worried you were doing the nasty against the wall GET A ROOM. My latest Hwa dream involved us hiding in a classroom with other people, idk what was going on but some of them were doing some BAD things and whyyyyy 😬 and I think I had a boyfriend? Then I remember me and Seonghwa standing outside my building at 6am?

Yes this is what I mean for bb x bg! Make it funny and chaotic, but let's throw some parental issues in the mix, so they can bond over their traumas <3 noooo I haven't let me check the lyrics 👀 oh so it's sharing the hotel bathroom too, inchresting

There's a difference between an OC and Y/N, somehow I find myself not liking the OC stories? I don't know why, maybe they're too self-indulgent, I like to come up with my own OCs for Y/Ns so maybe that's why? I can shape them the way I want and if someone wants to insert themselves vague descriptions are the best.

https://twitter.com/hwascloud/status/1222693373170946048?s=20&t=dNR4o7kUFywwXa5noW4OUQ 😌😌😌😌

Everytime Seonghwa posts pouty or kissy selfies I'M LOOKING AT L I P S plsssss. And your mum knows it, she likes slutty gender envy men <3

I know I can't be greedy with my Seonghwa agenda, but I also know people want other members as well. I would say San, but one of my besties says Mingi ksydkdhshskshegs

In the 1st photo he said 👍🧍‍♂️ https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1534378398457692160?t=GsxdUCAFyPF55EVEBZvHUQ&s=19

Ok these are DILF, the 1st one is lowkey an embarrassing uncle on holidays but a H O T uncle nevertheless. I have similar sandals, but they're not as stompy 😭 also PRADA. If I was on that carousel and he suddenly showed up I'd fall off my horse for sure. Anyway look at his smiley eyes, uwu https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg-uJDN25p/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

A question: how would you rank the members in order for your potential roommates? I had these convos with people multiple times and I'm always curious if they choose their bias. - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Sleeping in the same position for hours is THE WORST I feel like a grandma after waking up. Is your elbow better?

NO FR WAKING UP WITH LIKE LINES ON YOUR ARMS AND CHEEKS THE BEST SLEEP EVER esp if it rains,, the little razzle dazzle 🤌🏼 the cold and the blanket 😮‍💨😮‍💨 and yes it is!! back to normal just a little sore!

Some people, bless them, but they're whole ass adults yet act like teens, pls behave 😭 this includes my friends... I need to snap them out of their daze from time to time

NO FR SO TRUE 😭😭😭 sometimes it’s rly embarrassing but bro pls grow up it’s annoying to take responsibility of ur actions everytime 😭😭🤚🏼

Exactly Treasure has vocals, but it's so hype and pirate-y too! The MV is simple, but they filmed it in such a pretty place!

EXACTLY !!!!! the whole middle eastern concept in that mv was chefs kisses,,, tho im still questioning that white man that was in the mv for no reason HOW DID HE MAKE THE CUT DID NO ONE SEE HREKFH 😭😭 THE BASS LINE IN TREASURE IS SOME OF THEIR BEST

Fhjsyehshehhse Jongho belly dancer, but he's wearing a coat still. I see him as the snake charmer with Seonghwa being the snake. No because belly chain Seonghwa, we remember, we cry 😭😍

LMFAOOOO STOP A BELLY CHAIN ON TOP OF JONGHOS LONG COATS 😭😭😭😭 seonghwa, the snake, the siren, the everything sexc,,, belly chain hwa BUT GIVE HIM SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE FLARE AND CATCH ME PASSING OHT

I'm not a Jopper, sorry but compared to Step Back, not only were the lyrics ugly but the song? So bad. I'm so sorry to my ladies </3

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS THAT SONG??? the hideous auto tune and the beat 😭😭 jopping outsold <3

Yes I saw some Taemin-esque vibes! I love the beat it H I T S and TY's voice?!?! The cinematography and choreography were so good too, I didn't expect to be so obsessed 🤯 I don't know what's going on with the solo releases, but it's so true they're serving! I'm looking forward to more solo stuff from TY I hope he goes into this direction, so he can show a different side than the NCT noise and whacky concepts - no offence, but I've always been a Taeyong enthusiast. Ooooh, yes God Damn was a vibe I remember listening to it a looooooot last year 👁👄👁

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT !!!!! i have it on repeat ever since it came out and im so entranced by him 😭😭😭 YEAH THEYRE ALL SERVING FROM THE TITLES TO THE BSIDES THEYRR ALL SO GOOD??? god 😩😩 no one can match sm soloists YES ME TOO i thought his song would be like mad dog with that bass but he completely surprised me im so hooked and so excited to see his stuff,,, he gives me post malone vibes and i will take it ALL. no fr me too, bias like strong ✊🏼 RIGHT FBEJFHEJ I LOVED I.MS WHOLE ALBUM WAS SO SO GOOOOD

I GOT MY SVT ALBUMS AND OMGGGG I forgot that you get tons of photocards with the Carat version OF THE SAME MEMBER so I have over 20 of ONE man lolol, if I got 24 photocards of Seonghwa I would be gone. Not that I'm giving KQ ideas ☠ but it's so much better than jewel cases that both SM and JYP are doing, you don't even get cards of the member on the cover most of the time 🙃 I'm sitting here with over 60 SVT cards HELP they also included highlighters. Please don't steal my money I need to feed my kids :(((

20 OF ONE MAN????? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE ????? no fr sm jewel cases are so pretty bc the photoshoot in it is superior but they gIVE BARELY ANYTHING IN IT 😭😭😭 I EXPECT A SMALL POSTER AND PHOTOCARD AND A POSTCARD IDC IDC ;!2&;)2@ 60???? HIGHLIGHTERS??? HELLOOO????????????????

Nah drinking coke only is not it, but I drink flavoured water or ice tea or juices and other fruity stuff, I need to taste something water is so bland, I only like sparkling water with some lemon in it, but it gets boring. WHERE'S THE FLAVOUR

WHAT DO U MEAN WATER GETS BORING FHKWHDWK IM SCREAMJNG DO U SHOWER IN FLAVOURED WATER TOO ?????? ANON THIS MENTAL 😭😭😭😭😭 UR HEALTH ??????

I'm sorry I only accept DILF Hwa, but I will see what's going on with y/ns father...

Wheew I was almost worried you were doing the nasty against the wall GET A ROOM. My latest Hwa dream involved us hiding in a classroom with other people, idk what was going on but some of them were doing some BAD things and whyyyyy 😬 and I think I had a boyfriend? Then I remember me and Seonghwa standing outside my building at 6am?

NAURURURURUUR 😭😭😭😭😭 u had a boyfriend while hwa was beside you?? how dARE YOU JCBSMDH lmg was it a apocalypse or something bc ??? 😭😭😭😭

Yes this is what I mean for bb x bg! Make it funny and chaotic, but let's throw some parental issues in the mix, so they can bond over their traumas <3 noooo I haven't let me check the lyrics 👀 oh so it's sharing the hotel bathroom too, inchresting

YES ABSOLUTELY I WILL WRITE IT !!!! more like the bride and groom forcing the best man and maid of honour to stay in one flat together bc they are the ones handling the wedding deco and do not agree on nothing 🥰🥰🥰 u will see a hair straightener being chucked at seonghwa <3 he likes it bad <3

There's a difference between an OC and Y/N, somehow I find myself not liking the OC stories? I don't know why, maybe they're too self-indulgent, I like to come up with my own OCs for Y/Ns so maybe that's why? I can shape them the way I want and if someone wants to insert themselves vague descriptions are the best.

YES !!! it’s easy to write y/n’s bc everyone just makes and moulds them into what they wanna be presented as,,, for oc’s it’s restrictive but also sometimes off putting when they go in crazy details of certain stuff that’s self indulgent fbwmdhsj

https://twitter.com/hwascloud/status/1222693373170946048?s=20&t=dNR4o7kUFywwXa5noW4OUQ 😌😌😌😌

i-i just d worded.

Everytime Seonghwa posts pouty or kissy selfies I'M LOOKING AT L I P S plsssss. And your mum knows it, she likes slutty gender envy men <3

EXACTLY IM LOOKING AT HIS LIPS IM GONNA ROB THEM BUT FIRST ILL SMOOCH FBWNBD

LMFAOOOO SHE LOVES SLUTTY MEN 😭😭

I know I can't be greedy with my Seonghwa agenda, but I also know people want other members as well. I would say San, but one of my besties says Mingi ksydkdhshskshegs

i have around, 2 hwa fics upcoming <3 OHO DOES UR BESTIE ALSO READ FICS 🔫

In the 1st photo he said 👍🧍‍♂️ https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1534378398457692160?t=GsxdUCAFyPF55EVEBZvHUQ&s=19

and the second photo he said ateezmakemeweep’s dilf hwa 😭😭😭😭 I WANT THAT ONE

Ok these are DILF, the 1st one is lowkey an embarrassing uncle on holidays but a H O T uncle nevertheless. I have similar sandals, but they're not as stompy 😭 also PRADA. If I was on that carousel and he suddenly showed up I'd fall off my horse for sure. Anyway look at his smiley eyes, uwu https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg-uJDN25p/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

DOMT TRY TO DIVERT THE ATTENTION WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING IM SCREAMINGJRVWMDJWK THOSE ARE CHONKY C H O N K Y GOD DAMN HE WOULD KILL AN ANT WITH A SMALL STEP FBWNBDNE I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT WERE U THINKING BUYING THOSE 😭😭😭

i have something for u too. what the hell is this.

A question: how would you rank the members in order for your potential roommates? I had these convos with people multiple times and I'm always curious if they choose their bias. - DV 💖

omg ok i like quiet ppl bc they wont talk and u have the best time doing ur own thing so id say yeosang,, hongjoong, seonghwa and then the rest BUT WOOYOUNG IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST how about u omg who’s the one everyone chooses the most??

[tobythetrashytrash]

Me deleting my Facebook posts in 2013 and pointing out dumb shit and essentially making fun of 10 year old me:

Aight, 2013 from December to January (it be backwards okay)

"went to bed at 12 and woke up at 7 🙄" ungrateful ass, you should've enjoyed it

80% of the posts are me saying "im hungry" "im tired" "im playing minecraft" "i hate school" and "goodnight"

oh my fucking god, not nightcore please, goddamn awful taste past me

okay, some art was credited in the way that i just added a link to the original post but 2013 me you're still on thin fucking ice

lot of good ol memes but a lot of "facebook" memes too

ah i see my first otp was smthn,,, pls don't ask what ship im taking that to my grave

me using "kawaii" and "uwu" unironically, also i misspelled kawaii as "kawaai"

I POSTED MY OWN FANFICTION PLS END ME, you will see me at my funeral thanks

oh god sudden reminder that i wrote fanfic on my old flip phone notes thingy and it's technically still there NO-

OH MY GOD SO MUCH FANFIC- idk if past me was hella confident or really fucking stupid

i can physically see when my emo phase began

"mo" ???

NOT ME SHARING SHIP ANIMATICS/EDITS, IM DECEASED

anyways, i will disclose that I used to simp over Shadow Link from the Four Swords manga specifically. you could argue that he is my first fictional crush-

(im barely on September pls)

Ah, me simping Suigintou since 2013

not me stealing convos from friends for art ideas tho 🤭

"ganondork"

i can pin point the exact moment the depression began lmaoo

omg back when i actually looked forward to school and was excited for 5th (??) grade

"im not talking to strangers and i never will" hun,,, about that-

oh god i got curious about one of the fanfics i used to read and i scrolled to the comments and i see my old account/name :')

apparently i still owe my nephew a cookie nearly a decade later

"*sings*" kksjksk

I knew i wasn't dumb- i couldn't find one of my favorite song remixes and its because the video is privated now :')

a lot of click-bait posts oh my god-

ig my favorite song was Utsusemi No Kage since i wont stfu 🤭

MS PAINT ART-

"im gonna sing a song" stfu nooo u cant sing-

oh my god that horse game wait I was obsessed-

sees "nya" at the top of the post "panik", scrolls down and sees a Ninjago lego piece and then remembers that's the character's name (Nya like "knee-ah") "kalm"

I am enjoying seeing old videos of my family and friends tho, like when my fam did the "harlem shake" video back when it was a thing