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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.
#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression#and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video'#that's how people fucking die#i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school#i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over#but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this#same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen#because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up'#like what??? does that even fucking mean????#construction
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#i only listed these bc these are what i personally have accounts on please no one be annoying and tell me i forgot to include anything#polls#i’m expecting a twitter sweep rn but tiktok might surprise me#ik it's greatly hated#later
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Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral
Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.
Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.
Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.
#this is just a supercut of the f1 vid in the source so you should watch that as well :)#thank you boo to inadvertently pointing me towards this moment cause man it makes me insane#like the added context of knowing seb was just being bratty cause he KNEW fernando was heated on the radio is SO funny#fernando's radios....actually so feral#'give back the position IMMEDIATELY'#fernando i dont have the position but i will do my best to give it to you anyways#grrrrrrr theres smth about getting to see seb discuss such a vettonso hard racing moment#he clearly respects him 🥹#but even years on you can tell hes SO pleased abt how much he was irritating fernando#this is the kinda clip that makes me wish f1 had proximity chat#them both on the radio like 'does that idiot EVEN know what hes doing'#also the annoying confidence of seb on the radio saying its fernando's fault if he gets a punctuee#and not even mentioning the fact that he could get a puncture 😭#but again. to hear him complimenting Fernando really kills me#just about his spacial awareness and how seb feels like he can always race him to the limit bcs he TRUSTS him#like that is the true f1 romance to me. racing someone hard and complaining on the radio but +#admitting that you never rly felt in danger bcs you TRUST the other driver!!!!!!!#i love sassy angry radios. they both sound so........yeah. im unwell#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2014 british gp#vettonso
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《又见红绸舞剑 to see the red silk sash sword-dance again 》
On the night of the mid-autumn festival, in the company of friends and fragrant wine, Li Lianhua drank to a state of blissful satisfaction. He pulled off a red sash that was at hand to tie it to his sword and began to dance with his sword while he drank. In his drunken stupor, Xiaobao declared that he had seen Chang'er. (A-Fei woke up the next day with a hangover and found that the belt from his red robe was missing.)
Artist: 呼葱觅蒜 on weibo; reposted with credit as requested.
#artist: 呼葱觅蒜 on weibo#mysterious lotus casebook#MLC fanart#li lianhua#di feisheng#fang duobing#莲花楼#my heart... 🥺 especially with dihua server's headcanon that the dance was the first time DFS saw LXY#I tell you the urge to ask her for permission to repost every single MLC art she does...#only thing stopping me is I'm afraid that she's going to find me annoying lol#cnovelartreblogs#Anyway if you have weibo please go leave her a like and comment
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the animators must really love lucy because why does she always
look
so
goddamn
beautiful?!??!?!?!
in each and every shot
#finally some lucy love.#this whole episode i was just in awe of her#but someone tell me why her hair length is so incONSISTENT WITH EACH OUTFIT SHE WEARS#i guess hypothetically cancer could be styling it but its so annoying#keep her gorgeous long locks please and thankyou#lucy#ft#ft100yq#ft100yq spoilers#ft 100yq#fairy tail 100 year quest spoilers#fairy tail#fairy tail 100 years quest#personal
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masochist gojo. gojo who's in love with pain, so much that it feels like pleasure, he can barely distinguish between the two anymore.
gojo who's so starved for touch. who's had an infinite space between himself and the whole world for so long, for so many years, every day in and day out.
gojo who's survived off glancing presses when a barista hands him a coffee, the rare hug from his students (who are mostly orphans) that he can't bring himself to decline.
gojo who craves more but can't bring himself to accept it except in fleeting moments with strangers or students.
his hands that long to be held. he wants it so bad that he teases a cursed spirit, laces his fingers with its own, right before he utterly crushes the being in battle, untouchable all over again.
gojo whose skin is hungry for someone else's. he hasn't felt the warmth of a hand in his own in so long. not since - since his youth.
gojo who sometimes wishes he could get hit. who sees the impact of curse techniques on his infinity and feels a wild, strange desire for them to go straight through and strike him.
he imagines it, vividly, being impaled by a long spear (inverted spear) that goes straight through him. how it would lance his flesh so cleanly.
being struck so hard, across the face, in the stomach, enough to knock the wind out of him.
enough to feel it with his whole body.
gojo who wants to be touched so bad he doesn't even care if it hurts anymore. infinity couldn't protect him from geto's betrayal.
gojo who keeps infinity up not because he doesn't want to get hit, but because he's terrified of what he might do when it happens.
gojo who got hard whenever geto sparred with him. he still doesn't know if it was because of geto, or because he had no infinity back then, no way to block the strikes.
he dreams of his youth. bruises littering his pale, pretty form like kisses, proof that he was human, there, that there was someone who could reach him.
dark purple things that turned pretty colors as they healed. he remembers pressing into them, relishing the hurt, feeling like he was getting hit (touched, reached, connected) all over again.
nothing ever touches him again. not like that. not like anything.
he never feels it. he never feels anything.
satoru gojo who wants, so very very badly, to feel something.
pain is a choice for him, always a choice. he alone has the privilege of deciding whether or not anything can touch him.
he could try to let more strangers touch him. one night stands, discreet arrangements. he had a pretty face and a body to match. there was no shortage of willing partners.
he lets them touch him, lets them hurt him. lets them drool over his body and use it at their leisure. they tell him he's beautiful, and he believes them.
white hair, blue eyes, sprawled out with a lean, unmarred body full of bare flesh for them to bite and scratch and bruise. he finds people who will do it, do it hard, fuck him up until he's lost entirely in the feeling of being touched, having someone against him, with him, above him.
it makes him feel like a piece of meat. it makes him feel good.
or he thinks it does, anyways.
sometimes, when he's gone particularly long without sleep, when his partner has gone particularly hard, he gets a real rush.
heart racing out of his chest. a cold sweat that overwhelms him. breaths coming in labored gasps. he can heal himself, he's physically fine, so this must all be in his head.
he acknowledges that information, distantly, like it's not happening to him. it doesn't help.
it feels like part of his body has been ripped away from him, something vital and important, and it's about to get up and run away.
always, always, it happens when his partner is no longer touching him. when he lays alone in the sheets, by his own volition, because of course these partners are not meant to be attachments.
love is not a privilege, though, not for the strongest sorcerer. it's a curse.
it's the only curse which infinity cannot protect him from.
so gojo stays untouchable. distant.
but the hunger doesn't go away. never.
he likes to imagine that suguru swallowed this one last curse before he died. something sweet and bitter, like losses at the arcade, sunny days at the beach, walking together with shoko, nanami, haibara.
but even suguru couldn't have absorbed this curse. it's in his bones, deep, longing and wanting even after he's dead and gone.
gojo is hungry. he is so, so hungry. and he has nothing to eat that will not leave him just as empty as before.
touch-starved. love-starved. pain-craving.
if someone could hurt him then it wouldn't matter that he was terrified of attachment. they could latch onto him, into his heart, under his skin. bury themselves in his chest like they belonged.
they could kill a hundred and twelve people and it wouldn't matter, because he wouldn't be able to kill them.
gojo is hungry, so hungry.
please feed him.
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen gojo#satoru gojo#gojo smut#gojo character study (?)#touch-starved gojo MY LOVE#i refuse to believe this gojo is not canon#light stsg but when is a gojo fic NOT hinting at stsg#gojo x geto#gojo x jogo? less unlikely than you think#okay i lied he doesn't REALLY want to fuck jogo - he's just really really pathetic#gojo is just a silly little guy but he is actually a sad clown who annoys people to avoid emotional intimacy#tw: mental health#gojo is coping and he is coping POORLY#it's building up to gojo x reader but that would be a lot for a piece i wrote in thirty minutes so it ends here (for now?)#stay tuned for masochist sukvna because let me tell you. ALL my favorite men are masochists. thats simply canon i dont make the rules#he's begging you please hurt him. please show him he can touch another human being. please remind him he's real.#tw: panic attack
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I like to imagine Kudou "Got together with Yoichi in less than 2 months" is infuriated with Izuku "Miscommunication with Kacchan for 10+ years" Midoriya
He is tapping his foot waiting for those kids to talk and kiss already
#he wasn't even there all those years but he sees the way izuku acts around bakugou and wants to rip his hair out#kudou: back in my day we didn't beat around the bush like this. we didn't have time to.#kudou: we just confessed and kissed because the world was in chaos and you didn't know whether it would be your last day on earth or not!#izuku looking at yoichi: First... please help#it would probably be like that#or maybe#izuku: its hard to explain but me and kacchan... we've only just started talking normally again and i can't mess that up#izuku annoyed: it's a lot more complicated than what you think it is#smthg like that idk lol#i feel like izuku would overthink whether the crush is mutual or not because of their history#and kudou's 2 seconds away from grabbing him by the shirt (?) and telling him to confess already#for their (the vestiges) sakes#bnha#bnha manga spoilers#kudoichi#bakudeku#mettys posts#metty posts#bnha spoilers#kudou#izuku midoriya
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No stop it, they hate each other (affectionately) you honor
#like i dont think anyone understand my love for them#loooooooook at HER SMILE SHE WANTS TO HATE HIM BUT SHE CANT#he is so annoying#you can tell he just loves to get her riled up#please give me more i need more#i am feral for them#miraculous ladybug#ml paris special#ml paris spoilers#ml spoilers#miraculous#miraculous lb#claw noir#shadybug
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everyone wants stories about powerful women and women finding and knowing their worth and coming into their own without having a man be the center of it all until it doesn’t look the way THEY want it to. then it’s just chalked up to lazy writing.
#you’re telling me you want a man to be her savior just because of a ship you love??#not this woman who thought she was nothing finally realizing her power and understanding herself#??? like please explain to me#a female character shouldn’t hold value just because of a ship#female characters are more than that#polin#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#i love polin and i love colin but they both are two separate people who needed to find themselves#with each others help in some cases but mostly on their own#pen had the best character development ever (colin too)#but to all the book people overshadowing it because colin didn’t do this or yada yada is so annoying#PENELOPE IS A FUCKING BAD ASS WOMAN FOR HER TIME SHES NOT JUST COLINS WIFE#ughh
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it’s so funny going into monsterfucker spaces and seeing people argue about whether Venom is a tame monster crush or not and I think I figured out why ppl argue about it. I think there’s two separate levels to liking Venom and people just don’t specify which one they’re talking about
the first is what most people think of: you want Venom when they’re in a separate host and in their more humanoid form. they look like just a really tall guy, and you’ve got some monster traits involved but not quite as many as level two. this is the tame level.
the second level is when you want to be their host. you’re pulling an eddie brock— you’re fucking the slime that lives inside of you and cannot take on a humanoid form outside of yourself. it’s just a mass of black goop that lives in your organs and speaks to you in your head. this is why some people would consider Venom a more extreme monster crush
#or it could just be that the people who call them extreme are cowards#but yeah#I’ve been thinking about this a lot with the ‘craziest hear me out’ trend on tiktok#because every time it happens people debate whether venom truly counts as a ‘hear me out’ character#which I think to any sane person would be deranged because either way ur still fucking the slime monster#but I love spending stupid amounts of time thinking about the silliest internet beef I can find#and as someone who falls in the second level!! I get annoyed when ppl call venom an entry level monster crush lmao#sam’s ramblings#venom#sam talks about venom#monsterfucker#monster lover#please tell me this makes sense to other people
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i'm glad that the leaker is currently refusing to give any information on future projects. game freak taking so long to give us this information is an incredibly good sign and it would suck so much if when they finally did choose to reveal it, this guy stole their thunder. i don't trust this guy not to spread it closer to release, or for the info to not fall into the hands of people without the same reservations, but for now this is the one thing i'll give the hacker.
#“oh boy that asshole khu is so annoying can we please have a leak cycle without him”#*monkey's paw curls*#*malicious hacker with questionable morals appears*#it is gonna get obnoxious as HELL in a few months let me tell you#and i am scared as hell how the gaia and synapse stuff is gonna play out now#uggh#pokemon#pokemon leak#pokemon leaks#pokemon teraleak#koolmathgames.com
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haven't done a picrew in a moment but this one was just so cute! thanks @rosesau for the tag <3
tagging: @whoisthisboy @courfeyracs-swordcane @fruitlicense @upwardsonwards @ohgodohfuckidontknow @plangentia @applesandbannas747 @choysum @superhell @katabasiss @dreamertrilogys @h-isforhiatus @becomingicarus @cheribi @goodlwife @ramonapest @trinitea-fics @seavoice @epitaphes @star-will @sofhtie @bcy-divisicn @jestersofthemoons @tsnbrainrot @alonetogether and anyone else who wants to do it !
#sorry for being annoying and tagging so many people#but i swear i see so many of you in my notes and yet we never interact#please take this as an opportunity to tell me something cool that happened to you recently in your tags !#also this picrew was so adorable the out fit choices esp#this is literally a real outfit of mine i know it doesn't reallly go with the beach vibe but#i have an image to maintain#ok that's enough#squish speaks#tag game
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My Headcannons for how Infected and Kasper operate
Buckle up, this is a long post. Thinking about how characters function in relation to the world around them is basically a hobby of mine, so expect more. (I have others planned for both lampert and unpleasant at the very least)
(Not ship related) (angst heavy sorry)
Kasper’s infection is a brain-rooted/cognito-hazardous parasite
He got it after purposely ignoring a chainmail curse, both as a sort of “fuck around and find out” as well as an outright form of self-harm/self-sabotage.
The parasite is the one that primarily controls all the conscious actions of infected, while kasper now acts sub-consciously.
Its less of a split-mind situation and more of a Venom + Eddie or Gundam + Pilot situation they are two separate entities inhabiting the same body that can potentially act at the same time
It just so happens that the parasite from the chainmail curse has VERY similar desires/interests/motivations to Kasper, so the host/parasite relationship actually works very well.
Infected accidentally makes Kasper lose a decent chunk of weight after it takes over, due to it not being able to feel when Kasper is hungry and forgetting to let him eat
Kasper and Infected can be addressed separately (Lampert, UnpleasantGradient, Folly and maybe a few others know this) and Kasper tends to choose not to respond due to his own apathy, instead opting to let Infected take the lead.
Being able to respawn/no permadeath on the regretevator is the reason why Kasper opted to infect himself, as he saw it as the next closest thing to death/suicide.
Allowing infected to enter his mind has radically reduced Kasper’s lifespan. (He’d be lucky if he made it to his late 30’s)
His nose bleeds when Kasper and infected try to act at the same time
Infected is only transferrable via chainmail
Infected doesn’t feel any of the bodily necessities that kasper has, so its not uncommon for him to collapse of exhaustion, dehydration, hunger, ect. If someone doesn’t remind him.
Infected doesnt feel pain either
Kasper feels it though. A lot.
In fact the whole process of infected entering his mind was incredibly painful as is.
Infected isn’t the reason why things in the elevator/on his own body suddenly lose their texture, neither of them know why that happens now.
They personally aren’t physically effected by it and both find it cool, so neither are bothered.
It’s probably just the result of infected’s malware (thats only technically supposed to effect machines) managing to attach itself to a human. Or maybe Kasper could do that and never previously knew. Who knows. ;)
Kasper/infected can phase through objects that are textureless, including parts of his own body. Anything else will collide as it normally would, and take damage.
Infected will always talk with full leetspeak, (L13k D1$) while Kasper will only have one letter/number substitution (L1ke Th1s)
UG unintentionally named infected that. Basically just looked at Kasper, who had just let a parasite into his mind, and looked at the chainmail virus on his computer, and it went “huh… Bro’s Infected”
Bro is, in fact, infected.
#if anyone wants to know#regretevator#regretevator infected#regretevator kasper#infected regretevator#kasper regretevator#also if anyone has thoughts on this lmk i wanna hear them#i am gonna be posting a fic about this btw#two actually#its a confusing dynamic and tbh thats the point#this guy is actually genuinely seriously messed im im so deadass#i might do a more lighthearted sequel to this if you want it#angst#sh trigger#tw sui ideation#tw s3lf harm#tw sui implied#please feel free to yell at me in the tags#and also to tell me any more tw tags to add to this post#that way i can add them#bc tumblr has a stupid amount of tags for what is basically the same thing and its kinda annoying. just pick ine so people can block it.#my personal cannon
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I will always defend Troy when it comes down to the text he sent abed in pillows and blankets s3 ep14. When it comes down to it, what Troy did is in fact justifiable.
Troy wanted to build a blanket fort so he could get this cool record for largest blanket fort ever. Abed didn’t wanna, he called it stupid and Troy moved on.
Then here comes the air conditioning repair man on his way to make Troy insecure about his role in his friendship with abed and make him feel like he’s just following abed around and listening to his every order.
So - he goes back to abed and expresses his feelings only for abed to say “yeah sure you can build a blanket fort, just don’t connect it to my pillow fort.” Maybe I’m just sensitive but I would of been upset over this If I was Troy.
Troy makes his blanket fort, gets a bunch of people on his team, has a war, and then gets shown an email his best friend wrote.
“Troy will hold on until he’s broken emotionally. Fortunately this will not be hard.”
“He’s insecure about his level of intelligence”
“His greatest vulnerability of all is his emotionally frailty. It’s incredibly easy to make him cry, and he’s incredibly ashamed of that fact.”
And all of this plus abed listing all of troys weaknesses.
Troy reacts emotionally to stuff
So after finding out his best friend told what feels like the entire school his insecurities and weaknesses he acted emotionally.
He reacted in a cruel and mean way because he got his feelings hurt by someone he trusted, this “someone” was the person he liked the most.
Maybe I’m bias because I react the same way, if someone is mean I’m also gonna be mean, I’m gonna react emotionally.
Abed knew this was wrong, he did. Abed knew this wasn’t an ok thing to do. He didn’t want Troy to see it, Troy wasn’t supposed to see it. Abed knew and you can’t convince me he didn’t. Don’t infantilize abed more than he already is.
And the cherry on top of all of this, Troy and abed didn’t even have a conversation about troys insecurities about beings abeds sidekick.
#I tell only truth#listen to me yap abt Troy#if you did read all of this#pls pls pls pls PLEASE tell me your thoughts abt this#community#troy barnes#abed nadir#community sitcom#community tv show#hot take#meta#troy barnes meta 🙌🙌#community meta#trobed#I know how annoying it is that my pinned post is this long#but bare with me
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The upcoming chapter 148 has the title "Incomplete" and I really hope that means the story will give us some answers regarding the count.
I know the writer doesn't have much time left (even with the extra volume they were given), but establishing that the count set basically the entire plot of servamp in motion because he had a weird obsession with adam and wanted to "complete" kuro by becoming one person with him... only to then seemingly abandon all that to act like a tool for mikuni's plans for no known reason really rubs me the wrong way?
Like...why would the count care what mikuni wants? Mikuni messed up the count's plan and put him in the wrong body. Shouldn't that matter? Or shouldn't there at least be an explanation for why the count is okay with being used like that?
Maybe the writer could reveal the conversation kuro and the count had before kuro "killed" him? Kuro said the count didn't say anything to him, but back when mahiru entered kuro's mind for the first time he saw that they had a conversation, he just couldn't make out the words. That could be used to explain the count's change of mind.
Or they could reveal that the count has only been toying with mikuni, letting him play god for a while until he drives himself insane as revenge for being so arrogant to mess with the count's goals.
Idk. I just feel like throwing so much that was set up about the count away to go "nah, it doesn't matter, he's fine doing whatever mikuni wants and has no own goals or motivations anymore" is not a satisfying ending.
#servamp#mikuni alicein#I'm already kind of annoyed that the story made a big deal about pandora needing to reach the gate to create a servamp#the heroes spent ages trying to stop that#and then mikuni created the 9th servamp even though pandora had been stopped?#like...are we going to get an explanation for that?#please tell me that the count is just fucking with mikuni as punishment for his hubris
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D&D changing Jon being jealous of Robb because Jon is just as good or better than Robb to Jon being jealous that Robb was better than him is just another example of why they didn’t understand the material they were failing trying to adapt.
Jon being just as good or better than Robb at something highlights how unfair the society Jon and Robb live in can be.
The only difference between Jon and Robb is that Robb was born to married parents and Jon wasn’t. Despite Jon being just as good as Robb or even better than him Jon will never be able to hold the position that Robb does (or if he does it’s because of extreme circumstances). It’s not about competence it’s about luck. Robb did not earn his title as heir to the North he was born into by pure chance.
It was about the discrimination that Jon faces simply for being ‘born wrong’. It’s not about Jon and Robbs dynamic so much as it’s about the way Jon is unfairly treated by Westeros.
But Dipshit and Dumbass kinda forgot being a bastard was important to Jon’s character and that a huge part of asoiaf is about discrimination and how harmful it is but honestly that’s not surprising considering how time and time again they ignored the messages GRRM was trying to convey in favor of ‘ha ha lets write a story where everyone that tries to make meaningful change ultimately dies and nothing gets better’
#jon snow#asoiaf#robb stark#does everyone get my gist???#please tell me you have gotten my gist#this also goes for those leaked snippets that were cut from the books#it was going around not super long ago and i saw people get annoyed that Jon fans were talking about it#like shut the fuck up dude finding out that Jon was potentially going to be canonically older than Robb is kinda big#i saw it get dismissed with a ‘well Jons a bastard so it doesn’t matter so why are you all making a big deal about it?’#like the point went right over your head it seems- BECAUSE THE POINT WAS EXACTLY THAT#THE FUCKING DISCRIMINATION THAT BASTARDS FACE FUCK
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