#please i just want walter and ray idiot slowburn romance 😭

[all-chickens-are-trans]

me, staring at ao3, sighing: all I want is a canon compliant fic for this super niche movie from the 90s, no au, no a/b/o, no pwp, no established relationship, just the two of them pining and being idiots, preferably 10k or more, all written with a characterization I vibe with --

me: -- is that really so much to ask??