#please dont come at me with torches and pitchforks

[mythicalsanctuarysodor]

Okay, I've very much learned that if you trace anything for the love of God give credit to who it's from.

The horns are from Browbirds, I don't know what platform they use, I found them originally on pintrest. The horse body is from dchbellylicker on DA, I modified it a bit to have more legs at the front and I changed the back legs as well, give them the love they deserve because I saw their still relatively small dispite being on DA for 11 years. The tail and human bits are mine and that's it.

Okay with that made clear, here we have Sam, the Union Pacific Big Boy. I might end up changing the horns a little because they look uneven. And please for the love of God if you have an issue about this please DM me, I don't make profit from any of this, this is purely for practice since I suck at horse and horn anatomy and want to get better.

[autisticlancemcclain]

Could you explain your position on Shallura? Since Allura was established as a teenager when she started dating Lance and Shiro was very clearly an adult. I can understand the bi shiro headcannon but the shallura thing worries me

i am going to remind yall that i have been in this fandom since 2016. and in the early seasons, allura was not established as a teenager. in fact she was coded as older, as closer to shiro's age -- there was a specific divide between her and the younger paladins that she did not have with shiro. they made her younger (both explicitly and in mannerisms) as the show went on. and i do not give a fuck about voltron like...post s4 and i didn't even watch s7-8. so like. especially with older fics, im going to enjoy shallura.

[harl3quinharl0t]

The Cavalcadium Update

Hello, sorry that this is not any nsfw works, but, I want to say something and this is the account I choose to do it on since out of all my accounts, it gains the most attention from SPG fans.

TW: M*ke and St*ve, you know which ones under that alias..and of course, spg related issues I have seen and discussed with mutuals enough to make my own post.

You may disagree with me, and that is fine. This is my own voice and opinion based on Mr. Bennett's attitude with this.

Please note, this is just a rant, if you happen to catch this and are underage, just read the rant and do not interact with my blog!!

In my opinion, the new rule update could have been fine on its own, I know it's their server so they can discuss whatever they want however they want, but I found the ramble that was included after to be unnecessary.

"Well I mean, I guess it's not like it's the end of the world to see these two peoples names or faces or something." Sure, maybe for not most people, but I am glad people still censor their persons so people who actually get anxious about them, let's say I don't know, the victims, they can let out a sigh of relief not seeing them.

The reason people may be bothered is because fans probably still enjoy them and are willing to post them without giving regards to their problematic stage of their career. Hopefully they spoil them. The reason I bring this up is because the "Favorite SPG photos thread." People post their favorite photos, and they tend to include the unnamed two and Rabbit/Isabella pre-transition, which can feel gross or 'icky' as to how I put it, basically saying "I liked the moments where possibly these people were in it, or where this woman before she discovered herself."

This is just how I see it, and how possibly others see it, my apologies if I am not wording it correctly.

"I literally have to write their names on checks every month for royalties and stuff."

A mutual of mine pointed out that David is trying to sound like a victim in some way here, and I agree. "I see their faces in past albums and whatnot." I'm sure you do, but I bet you the victims have to see/hear their names as well, maybe less or more than you. I don't know how to describe the words I wish to say next, but I will state it as this.

You are not the one they have damaged. You were not the fan they had decided to abuse. You worked with them, and if I am not mistaken, have let their behavior slide just because you mistook the hatred towards St*ve as racism.

"This ain't about giving in to overly sensitive people."

What if it was one of the victims who had brought up their grievances with you about fellow fans posting about St*ve and M*ke? Would you still call them 'overly sensitive'?

"Those two members did some pretty shitty stuff," You don't say? my, of course they did, the lovely account @bannedtogether explains what they have done (sorry to tag you guys by the way, but you explain well and make the voices of the victims heard). I wouldn't in simple terms say "pretty shitty." I would say disgusting, vile maybe, but you place it in a half-wrapped present, with a bow ontop of that sentence that kind of brushes off what they did in that tone. You phrase it as if they just stole money from fans, but they had indeed done more.

This pretty much speaks for itself, don't you agree? What do/must I say about this part that already doesn't speak for itself? You treat this like a joke, Mr. Bennett. Why do I say this? As you say, 'cause I am also petty'. Thank you for listening to this rant. Your regularly schedules fanfics shall be back up on Wednesday, April 26th.

[pibbiilin]

I read this in one sitting and I cried... so here are drawings of my favorite characters... and makima ig....

[ashlynya2-0]

Day 2: Frog!

I thought I was gonna struggle with this until I remembered I like homestuck

[isthisclever]

Plaintext version of 39 Days thread

Post-episode Reddit threat on r/Survivor

blowmytorch23143: dude claire skaaaaaaated by that tribal. my heart was pounding omg

/ chrissydontwakeup: Well no way was Jeff gonna let her walk. C+J is  *the* drama this season. They’re not gonna wanna lose that. 

/ / blowmytorch23143: yeah ive beeen convinced for ages that the idols are prolly fixed to keep the faves around. some of these people its like, oh honey you did NOT find that on your own lol

/ / / ReadySurvivorOne [Top Fan]: If not purposefully, then accidentally for sure. Wentworth did a whole video after her second season about paying attention to the cameras to find hidden idols bc they always pan to the hiding spots for the ep. WILD.

damp_dreams69999: Glad they didn’t vote out claire. WHo cares if she’s a hoe shes hot

/ chipper_pippa: Misogynistic much? Do better. 

/ / damp_dreams69999: is it sxist if its true

/ GoldN_Ours: um hello did we even watch the same epp? it showed that she CLEARLY was telling the truth. old dude was creepy af

/ / damp_dreams69999: lmfao chill out its not that serious

/ / / GoldN_Ours: Claire’s convo with the bf was basically proof that she has been telling teh truth. He was dismissive and condescending, and he was WAYYY to excited that gillian and her sister were drooling all over him. mega douche and honestly, perv vibes all the way.

user1930188401: WOWOWOWOWOWWWWWW. Hate to see Phaedre leave but I’m super glad Claire survived tribal. She clearly needed to chat with her alliance tho. She wasted an idol when they had the votes already.

/ hrd2bsft: Yeahhhh that’s gonna cost her with the jury. Guess the important thing is she made it through to day 33. 

Silvvver_ lyon [Top Fan]: am I the only one who was super uncomfortable with that pre-vote convo? like…why did they have to drag her over the coals like that? 

/ user1012912318: for the views dawg

/ / Silvvver_lyon: kinda gross still idk. survivor has a misogyny problem anyway and this reeeeeally didn’t help 

yesimawitch: These suckers dont watch out, Jillian’s gonna win this game. 

/ Outplayaaaa: Right?!?! She is ALWAYS on the right side of the numbers. How???

/ whatsmyrageagain: Wonder if she knew Claire had found the idol. She was like *right there* when Claire snagged it at the challenge. That would make sense why she worked w Jamie and joe to protect her. 

/ / Outplayaaaa: I want her to win for the snark alone. 12/10 comedy.

/ / / yesimawitch: Gillian to Claire: “Fantasies aside, I don’t think the game would be a pleasant one with your two men at my back.” I C O N I C. 

justhereforthekarma12313: Am I the only one who hates J & C not talking?? God I know its all tv and its probably fake anyway but the way that man looks at her…

/ Heiiiidiiiii_isonreddit [Top Fan]: I want it to be real so bad. If they come back after the show and it was all an act imma riot

/ / user12334481: I’ll bring the pitchforks, you bring the torches

/ / / Tooney___lunes: I’ll bring snacks. all good riots needs snacks.

/ Levi_not_the_jeans: The way *he* looks at *her*??? If I had a woman who looked at me the way Claire does to Jamey…well…I’d still be gay af but I’d feel very good about myself ok?

angels__wear_red: *sigh* these two idiots make me believe in love. please for the loVE OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL AND JOYFUL DON’T CRUSH MY DREAMS!!!1

Read the newest update to 39 Days here.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

lmao im sorry for making your blog a space for arguments, but, as the autistic engel anon, i am autistic 😭😭

i genuinely only sent that ask because that's how i myself am perceived by people and how i often end up feeling. the sarcastic "self-indulgent" was the thing that i thought would make it clear where im coming from.

i dont know if this is a language barrier sort of thing but i dont know why That would make people assume that i am not autistic, or why me making that kind of ask to comfort myself is suddenly turned into this kind of conversation lol

especially since i hear the term "loser" towards myself a lot (as well as its synonyms) from other people who don't understand me and don't believe that i could be autistic (because of being a woman, being able to mask well, living in a country that isn't educated on the topic well enough yet)

so like. idk! im sorry for saying something that anon found hurtful, but i think that across most communities that are jokes/sayings/etc that are okay for some people and aren't okay for others. so im sorry if what i said was indeed as hurtful as the other anon described it. i genuinely didn't intend to hurt anyone especially since i sent that ask after being mistreated by someone close to me and wouldn't want to someone else to feel hurt by it

and if that was the case for most people then maybe it would really be better to delete it? im not sure, but thank you as a writer for creating something so beautiful in response to my ask 🫶🩷

Look! 🩷 My darling autistic engel anon. I loved your ask and the first thing I did in the morning was write a little something for it because I thought it was adorable, relatable and delightful. The fact that you came to me of all ppl with that prompt, then came to thank me and say that it’s beautiful?! means the world to me! I don’t want to delete it 🩷 Of course if the majority of people came to me with torches and pitchforks I might reconsider but it sure doesn't look like it, and I trust that those who didn't like it just scrolled past, unfollowed, blocked, you know, the usual. At the end of the day, this is just a silly little cock blog curated by an autistic dumbo :D

I’m here to provide myself and other people a romantic escape, I'm here to address all kinds of funny crazy thirsty tropes, issues, kinks, whatever through writing because it's a much more controlled and safe environment compared to real life. But I can’t please everyone and it’s a bit futile to even try, I'm not perfect. Someone might find my blurbs and fics too fluffy, for someone else they're too angsty, too kinky, too vanilla, too this, too that, insensitive, problematic, boring, evil, I dunno. What other people perceive as cute, beautiful and self-indulgent might be something completely different to others. We're all different and for me your ask happened to bring joy 💌

[aloneatpeace]

In another universe

Chapter 14

The scarlet witch

"Hayward is not getting anywhere near you guys. he can... " dean look at boys seeing them smile excitedly "piss off" he give them a wink.

Jeeps and trucks stop in front of you. agatha float above them as the crew jump out the vehicle rising there gun at you.

"same story different century. they all come with pitchforks and torches for ladies like us ,y/n" agatha lift the soldiers of the ground then drop them.

" no " you use your magic to catch them before release them .

you turn to the boys " boys handle the military . mommy will be back " you flew away towards agatha.

Oliver and charile grin at each other. oliver freeze the time as charile collect the guns and drop them behind where his father standing. they high five each other.

as the adults look at them astonished.

Hayward get out of the car and shoot at them only for bonnie to stop them the one bullet pass by her but oliver use his power to catch the bullet.

" nice tricks " she smile at your boys

" I like your too" oliver return the gesture.

klaus speed towards Hayward to snap his neck.

" wait a minute " dean run towards Hayward and punch him in the face knocking him out.

" l say we kill him" klaus said

"trust me i want to too but that will bring more trouble." dean and klaus walk back towards the others.

Alex bring the boys to his side hands on their shoulder.

"so you have powers huh? " kol grin at the boys

"yeah just like our mom " oliver said proudly Alex smile down at him

" what your name ? " sam ask them.

" my name is oliver and that my brother name is charile " oliver point his brother Alex look down at him frowning when seeing charile sad  face.

" hey you alright buddy? "Alex kneel besides him.

charile let out a sigh " is mom's going to be okey?"

they smile at his concern for his mother and Alex take his hands in his " your mother is a strongest woman I ever seen. don't worry about her everything is going to be fine "

you disappear from the sky agatha stand on roofs edge and you come behind her manipulating her Thoughts .

agatha was now tied a post in forest the palace was dark . "what are you doing?? "

you walk around her standing in front of her " you see there is difference between you and me it is that you did this on purpose "

the dead witches start to crawl out the ground and trees

"no..no.. no " they start to move forward to agatha

" please dont do this I beg you " you silently stand there as they crawl towards agatha..

agatha stop her struggles and the witches stop there movement also.

" y/n.y/n"

"y/n.y/n"

the witches starts to your name again and again as they now move towards you.

"you are a witch"

"you are the scarlet witch"

" told you " agatha free her self as they now grip your arms push you towards the post.

" the harbinger of chaos "

now you are the one that tied to the post with the witches around you.

agatha stand in front you " power isn't your problem y/n it's knowledge. give me your power and i will correct the flaws in your original spell."

you could feel a crown appearing in your head you tilt your head before blasting every witches away you run at agatha making the the illusion disappear as you float in the sky.

Thunder and dark clouds appear

"take it " you throw your power at agatha.

"I don't want it " another blow after blow you throw your power agatha . she laugh hysterically as she absorb your power.

" release your burden " you throw a hug balst at her you stop for minute your skin start to lose  it's color and moisture you become lifeless

" there is more. I want it all " agatha laugh like a manaic you throw another blast and she absorb it all your red mist flow out your body to Agatha's chest.

you float in sky like a lifeless doll.

agatha let out a satisfied hum feeling your power her body. "about our deal once cast spell can never be changed " she give you fake sad face " this world you made always be broken ...just like you ".

she thrust her hands to you but nothing come out of it. you start to gain your energy back the thunder cracks loudly. agatha look back to see the runes in the  the hex glowing red.

" in a given space a witch who cast them can use her magic " you repeat her words now fully back to your previous state

" Runes "

agatha shake her head in disbelief

" thank for the lesson . but i don't need you to tell me who ....I am " the crown start to form in your head eyes start to glow

"no.... no " agatha whisper

you let the powers that taken from you back to you. agatha wails as the power flow out from her to your chest making you cover in red mist glow brightly around you .

the Winchester and Mikealsons brothers look at you in disbelief with Bonnie and Stefan.

"you're also seeing this right ?"

"yes, kol " Elijah said  .

kol never seen someone like you or your magic you're a whole new definition of what a witch is. klaus could only think about how powerful and fearless you were when he first saw he was blown out his Brian. Elijah knew you were more than what they say to be . sam know when he saw a pain in your eyes that you are not just some power hungry witch all he wanted to help you. he know what is like to lose everything you have and you only reacted the way you know he want to hold you close and tell you it's not your fault. dean never had good history with witches expect charile. take you out was his plan from the beginning but after realising what happened to you he began to think otherwise you are gorgeous and powerful.

there you float in glory , in your new suit, eyes glowing,  the harbinger of chaso , the scarlet witch.

agatha  stare frightened at your true state " oh, God what have you done "you move your fingers gracefully softly landing on the ground.

agatha look up to you " so what now . you're going to lock me up somewhere"

"not somewhere. here "

"what.... what you mean? "

" I'm going to give you a perfect role for the world I create " you walk towards her

" what....no "

" a nosey neighbor "

"no... please" she plead you for your kindness

"I'm sorry" You mutter looking down at her

"no you're not. you're cruel " you let a small smrik play on your lip where only she can see it. "you have no idea what you unleashed. you're gonna need me " she try to reason with you.

" I will know where to find you " you said calmly you stand inches away from her.

"no.. wait  ...wait .. wait.. no " you touch the side of her head transforming agatha into a nosey neighbor state

"you live here now, no one will ever bother you here"

"say that some get up you're wearing" Agatha let out a giggle you smile at her.

" I will be seeing you Agnes "you turn and walk away.

" not if I see you first hon " she excitedly shout.

you walk towards where you family standing. you scrunch your nose with a smile when you see your boys run towards you hugging your waist.

"mom".you kiss there head soaking in there presence. Alex let you have a moment with them .

the boys look at there dad seeing him standing few feets away and you still hugging . the boys both nodded at each other they speed away to Bonnie.

Alex laugh at his sons antics as he made his way towards you.

" hey you alright petal? " you smile at the Nickname.

" yeah . I'm alright " he press his body towards and lean down to you letting his forehead connect on your own, arms around your waist with a tight grip. you let you hand rest on his chest as he kiss your temple . You part from each other you cares his cheeks and he put his hands over yours and press a kiss on your palm you smile warmly at him .

"boys " you call them making them stop playing with sams arms as they measure his height.you walk towards them as boys meets you half way .

You knowingly node at the people who stand there watching you and they nodded at you .

Alex take a hold of your hand and squeeze it you look at him only to see he is already looking down at you with a smile, with the boys in the front you walk to your home at the door step you change your attires and enter inside the home

Series masterlist

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[roseynights08]

OKAY.. BUT LIKE POLYBLANK X AGENT PHOENIX JOKE SHIP

Im the first person to come up w/ this (atleast that I know of.,,) BUT i'd find it funny if these two were in a relationship cause Agent Pheonix is rlly just like "A hehe giggles runs around giggling" while Polyblank just be like "This dudes trying to kill everyone..why are you like this" LIKE THEY ARE COMPLETE OPPOSITES BUT THEY GET ALONG VERY WELL Like they'd def be there for eachother bro..LIKE ITS SUCH A RANDOM SHIP LIKE THEY DONT EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER IN CANON BUT LIKE I ACTUALLY IMAGINE THEM BEING A MARRIED COUPLE?? Please by all means point pitchforks and torches at me but I would love the whole "Silly agent x Quiet agent"

[erscogadatabase]

1: The Beginning

Date: 2-3-2016 IDST, 1-21-2016 EST

Nalitie: *runs into Dukermin* DUKERMIN. Two things--First off, will you help me uproot my house, steal some space, steal Pluto, and move it all to another dimension? And before that, will you help me test my VR improvements? I’d rather not use the Voltas and Tartines again, since we keep sending them into therapy.

Dukermin: Of course. WHat are friends for (cliches).

Nalitie: YAY.

Dukermin: Ok where are we starting again

Nalitie: Hm…?

Dukermin: Starting in the VR room… and go.

Nalitie: Yea. C’mon! *skips into the VR room*

Dukermin: Yeah… *follows*

Nalitie: I’ve made new improvements to make it more realistic… Except maybe virtual death. That… that just…. Eh.

Dukermin: Fun.

Nalitie: Yay! *presses button*

*a forest appears with a man sitting on a stump in a clearing*

Dukermin: *approaches* Hello...

Man: *looks up at her* Friend…

Dukermin: You most likely are not Henry, because you are in the forest, but then again… Um I lost it. Hi Friend...

Man: *smiles* *pets Dukermin’s face* Friend…

Dukermin: That’s a little much…

Man: FRIEND. *starts morphing*

Dukermin: I expected it *edges away* *prepares to run*

Man: *turns into a really big dog*

Dukermin: Hi PUPPY *pets it* WHOS A CUTE PUPPY YOU ARE

Dog: *growls*

Dukermin: Please… You think I can’t handle a growl. *pets*

Dog: *grows some more, then jumps onto the Dukermin, barking*

Dukermin: NO I HAVENT DECIDED WHAT I AM YET UM UM *throws meteorites at the dog*

Dog: *stumbles back* *shrinks*

Dukermin: WHOS A CUTE PUPPY YOU ARE

Dog: *growls again and jumps at Dukermin* *tries to eat her face*

Dukermin: *uses telekinesis * naw this is boring *sucks dog into a void*

Dirt: *sparkle sparkle*

Dukermin: I KNOW SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN BUT I MUST *digs the sparkles up*

Sparkles: *turn into a key*

Dukermin: Ooh what is it for…?

Forest: *turns into a hospital room*

Dude: *typing at a computer*

Dukermin: Hello Dude, where am I.

Dude: First of all, my name is Holter Clarington, MedStaff 9-1-7. You are in the Central Care Facility.

Dukermin: Okay where is that and what does it do

Holter: We are in what used to be known as the American state of Indiana. You have been asleep here for 917 years.

Dukermin: Cool.

Holter: Hm… Reading through your medical records, you have no name. And supposedly, you should be only 8 years old, not counting the 917 years you spent asleep. If you are not my patient, who are you?

Dukermin: Um. Uh. Dukermin. And… uh.

Holter: Dukermin? As in iour lost leader? The one who ran away after the Rebellion?

Dukermin: Running away a fter a rebellion? That sounds like me. Sure, why not.

Holter: KILL THE QUEEN!

Others: *enter the room wielding torches and pitchforks*

Dukermin: WELL, ILL JUST BE… *teleports outside*

Dude: *sees Dukermin* IT’S HER! THE ONE OUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS TOLD US ABOUT! KILL THE QUEEN!!!

More mob: *joins*

Dukermin: COME ON GUYS! *Teleports away* WHERE DID I GO NALITIE

Nalitie: Um.. .here! I’ll provide a… here!

Pine trees: *surround Dukermin because she’s in a forest again*

Dukermin: That dog is gone though right, because… *walks around*

Wall: *intercepts her path*

Dukermin: Excuse me, Mr. Wall. I was trying to go that way.

Rectangle: *paints itself onto the wall*

Dukermin: Please dont turn into Marek *tries to use key on rectangle*

Rectangle: *turns into a door, which opens and leads into darkness*

Dukermin: *enters* Well, I assume Im supposed to come in here…

Walls: *form a dark hallway*

Dukermin: “walks down hallway* Where… What do I...Um.

Wet substance: *drips down walls onto Dukermin*

Dukermin: ew *ducks away*

Light: *shines at the end*

Dukermin: There is a bright light at the end of a dark hallway, sounds great *enters light/exits dark*

Table: *sits in the middle of the room*

Note: *sits on the table*

Dukermin: *picks up note*

Note: “You have just entered our mission. Well, it was my mission, but now it’s yours. All you have to do is get out of here and make sure everyone else is out too. After that, the ship’s systems should reset. The crew can then re-board and everything will be fine. By the time you read this, I’ll already be gone.

Oh yeah, there’s a bit of an infestation on the ship. There’ve been a few reports of a… er… monster.

Good Luck!”

Dukermin: Welp… *yells* IS THERE ANYONE HERE ON THIS SHIP

Voice: I’m here!

Dukermin: YOU AREN’T THE MONSTER ARE YOU. THAT WOULD BE NOT GOOD.

Voice: No! I’m Tristina Richards, MedStaff 1-0-3.

Dukermin: SHOW YOURSELF

Tristina: *stumbles down the hall into the room* Thank goodness! I’m glad someone cares about us. Our rescue crew left us.

Dukermin: Us is plural, where are the others. They aren’t monsters, right?

Tristina: I don’t know where they are. If I knew, we’d all be out of here! I… I don’t know where the monsters are… Oh gosh, what if they turned my crewmates into shadows?!

Dukermin: Well, *looks at shadow* YOU THERE, ARE YOU IN NEED OF HELP IF YOU ARE IN FACT HUMAN AND UM…

Tristina: *moves and makes the shadow move* Miss, that’s my shadow.

Dukermin: Is it in need of help… nevermind. Lets look around. *walks around, trying to find exit*

Door: *appears in front of her face*

Nalitie’s voice: Sorry! We were having some rendering problems.

Dukermin: *opens door*

GUy: *frantically pacing*

Dukermin: Hey, dude, do you know where everyone else is?

Guy: No… But Elizabeth is in that room… *points to another door* I-I can’t get her out….

Dukermin: *goes to door* *opens door* … Whyyy can’t you get her out…?

Guy: Oh… I-I thought the door was locked.

Elizabeth: *goes and hugs the guy* Papa! Why didn’t you come get me? You said you would in an emergency!

Dukermin: He couldn’t it was locked, but I have the… um… MAGIC KEY OF EVERYTHING OPENS FOR IT BECAUSE IT IS A COOL KEY. (bam development)

*fanfare for the development*

Elizabeth: … Oh.

Tristina: Hm… *gasp* What about Jim?! Oh, that poor, deaf fool… I hope he’s okay…

Dukermin: Well. where is he? Do you know?

Tristina: Hm… Before the crash, he was painting the walls in the kitchen. I’m not sure where he’s gotten to now.

Dukermin: Well, we know where to start. Show me to the kitchen?

Tristina: *nods* This way. *leads her towards the kitchen*

Shadow: *flashes across the wall*

Dukermin: umm.. Shadow… What do we doooo? Is it...

Shadow: *jumps out at the Dukermin*

People: *get consumed by the shadows and disappear*

Dukermin: NOO *surrounds self in protective bubble LET ME THINK EVIL SHADOW DUDE FOR A SECOND.

*time passes*

Dukermin: *Dissolves bubble* OKAY WHAT HAVE I GOT HERE UMM *Throws a table at the shadow dude* OKAY THAT WAS PROBABLY INNEFFECTIVE

Shadow: *stands there as the table passes through it*\ *starts going rectangular*

Dukermin: UGGGH YOUR GOING TO TURN INTO THE GLORIFIED RECTANGLE ARENT YOU

Rectangle: *continues morphing into a pentagon*

Dukermin: Huh. Im interested to see where this goes

pentagon: *turns into the shadow of a 50 foot dog (even though a 50 foot dog would just break itself)*

Dukermin: NOOO *summons a storm* *rains on the dog* WHY CANT I THINK OF ANYTHING USEFUL

Dog: *totally unaffected* *jumps at Dukermin again*

Dukermin: *summons more meteorites* I AM COSMICALLY POWERFUL

Dog: *gets hit by the shadows of the meteorites* *weakens*

Dukermin: NOW I POUND YOU WITH COMMON SENSE *dogs legs break*

Dog: *shrinks* *lies there*

Dukermin: I WANT TO PET IT!

Dog: *turns real, but is still really broken*

Dukermin: hey ts a development ddoc *heals dog’s legs*

Dog: *jumps up* *barks happily*

Dukermin: Waiiiit, where did the people go? DOOOG?!

Shadows on the walls: *fade awya*

People: *have turned into shadow monsters* ROAR.

Dukermin: NOOOOOOO WHY YOU DO THIS

Shadows: *devour the dog* *turn to Dukermin* *prepare to attack*

Dukermin: *jumps onto a summoned comet and flies upward* I LOVED THAT DOG GIVE HIMHER BACK

Shadows: NE… VER… *try to jump up at the Dukermin*

Dukermin: *burns the shadow faces* I DON KNOW WHETHER THAT WORKED OR NOT BUT GRR

Shadows: *die because burning often means there was some fire-ish thing that may have produced light*

Dukermin: Um… Yeah I dont know did I just kill everyone…? Can- can I have the dog back??

Dog: *appears from the remains of the shadows*

Dukermin: DOG YOU ARE MINE AND YOU OWE ME YOUR LIFE (bam development again)

*more fanfare*

Dog: *barks happily* *runs down the hallway, out of the ship*

Dukermin: And,... Um well… I … what about the people…? Did I kill the cuz that is the opposite of what I was supposed to do and whats GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME

People: *get up iut of the shadow ashes*

Elizabeth: Ew, what is this? IT was dark in there.

Dog: *barks from outside*

Dukermin: Do we have everyone?

People: *nod*

Dukermin: Awesome! FOLLOW THE DOG!*leaves*

People: *follow*

Dog: *barks some more* *runs out of the electrical fence*

Dukermin: Great. You’re THAT dog.

Nalitie: *giggles*

Dog: *waiting on the other side*

Dukermin: Okay dog, stay. Now, NALITIE?

Nalitie: Yes?

Dukermin: IS THAT do I have to scream… Is that it for the VR? Do you need help yet?

Nalitie: Hm? Yeah, I think the new functions work well… And yeah, I’d like to uproot my house now, before it gets dark.

Dukermin: Okay, lead me there!

Nalitie: *turns off the VR* Okay c’mon outside. *goes outside*

Dukermin: *follows*

Dog: HES MY CHARACTER NOW *follows*

Nalitie: Oh, okay, I didn’t know that dog existed hm. Maybe I made the VR a little too real. Meh. *starts tracing a line around her house*

Dukermin: Well, he’s mine and yeah. “looks at line* So where do we start?

Nalitie: Hm… Well *throws her a giant toothpick* Let’s deepen that line. Oh, and don’t cut through the vent hole. Go around it.

Dukermin: *starts picking at line* This’ll take forever.

Nalitie: Hm well we could always…. *hands her a.. um… ground severing tool (that’s not a shovel)* Try this instead.

Dukermin: *ground severs everything* well we just put some unnecessary damage to the Ask Erik Universe

Nalitie: Well, it doesn’t matter. By the time they find the source of the damage, I’ll be long gone. *does that thing that Willy Wonka’s dad did to his house to hers* *moves it to some place that’s not in the Ask Erik Universe*

Dukermin: *throws house into Erscoga* Okay, where do we put it?

Nalitie: Eh… We’ll figure that out later. Just… drop it on a planet somewhere. I’ll find it later. Now, lets go steal some space! And Pluto!

Dukermin: *tosses it on Termata somewhere* All right, which first? Space or PLuto?

Nalitie: Hm… Space. It’ll be easier than trying to steal Pluto from the sky. Besides, I own that chunk of space. It has my space station. *dons space gear*

Dukermin: WHO NEEDS SPACE GEAR I AM ALL COSMICALLY POWERFUL *crreates atmosphere bubble*

Nalitie: To space! *goesinto the space*

Dukermin: All right, how does one steal a space chunk

Nalitie: Hm… I have a cutting tool. And I’m not talking about the knife this time. *hands one to Dukermin*

Dukermin: Ill try not to space tool everything this time

Nalitie: Good idea. *starts cutting the very fabric of space itself*

Dukermin: *Copies* Okay I think we got it.

Nalitie: Great! Just.. uh… dump it into the space over my house.

Dukermin *does so* It looks GREAT

Nalitie: Huh. Ask Erik space looks so different than Erscoga’s.

Dukermin: *hands her markers* Do you think we can fix it?

Nalitie: Yeah. No one will ever know. *starts coloring*

Dukermin: It looks GREATER

Nalitie: Yeah… It looks like a whiteboard. A black whiteboard with smudges of marker.

Dukermin: GREAT Are we ready for Pluto?

Nalitie: Yes! Pluto will finally get the title it deserves!

Dukermin: TO PLUTO *flies away*

Nalitie: *follows*

Dukermin: I mean we have probably reached pluto by now so… PLUTO!

Nalitie: YAY. Pluto should be easier to steal… In terms of logistics, at least.

Dukermin: *tosses Pluto into Erscoga* Where are we putting it?

Nalitie: I dunno. It’ll find its orbit… or not. I guess.

Dukermin: Well… Okay *throws Pluto into orbit or not orbit* Figure yourself out, friend.

Nalitie: Yay Pluto! So should we steal Coloria or the Broken Age universe next?

Dukermin: Lets… Hmm… *flips coin*

Coin:*lands on heads*

Dukermin: okay what does heads mean?

Nalitie: Um… How about Coloria? It was the first thing I said.

Dukermin: Okay, but I have no clue where Coloria is so… LEAD THE WAY

Nalitie: Hm… Uh… THis eway! *leads the way through space*

Dukermin:*follows*

Nalitie: *reaches Coloria in a timely fashion* Ah… I love stealing planets.

Dukermin: Okay *chucks Coloria at Erscoga*

Nalitie: YAy. I think we should just let all of the planets find their own way… Hey, you noticed those other two planets in there too, right? That one’s all tangled in the orbits.

Dukermin: Yeah, Lux, and the other one shall be-eth… Dunkel

Nalitie: *snickers* Dunkel…

Dukermin: *spends three minutes laughing* Dunkel… (Sorry Germans)

Nalitie: Ha, okay, now that that’s done… We still need to steal the Broken Age universe… and some farms maybe? And we need Fabrezia. ANd we need to kidnap Mr. T and Mr. B.

Dukermin: Wow creating a universe is a lot of work. Broken Age now?

Nalitie: yeah! Their times are a little different than ours, but they shold be asleep now… Probably.

Dukermin: What a surprise itll be when they wake up to find themselves in a new dimension. Fun!

Nalitie: Well, I told the Voltas and Tartines the otjher day, but they were in therapy so they probably weren’t listening… To the Broken Age universe!

Dukermin: And… GO *goes off to find Broken Age*

Nalitie: *follows* How’re we gonna do this…? Ground severers again?

Dukermin: YES PLEASE *ground severing funtime*

Nalitie: *all of the severing as well*

Dukermin: Okay, and now… *compresses it into a spherical shape* It’s a lovely colorful planet!

Nalitie: Yeah… Except for… there. *points at Loruna*

Dukermin: Well, whatever *tosses it (running out of synonyms) into Erscoga*

Nalitie: Hm.. Which farms should we steal? I say we start with Old McDonald’s farm. What say you?

Dukermin: That’s always a good one.

Nalitie: Ooh! And Farmer Joe’s farm.

Dukermin: And… um… I don’t know farms but you know… farms.

Nalitie: Farms. Let’s go steal some farms. *floats back towards the Ask Erik universe to steal their farms*

Dukermin: *and everybody was farm-stealing*

Nalitie: Yay farms! *points into Erscoga* That looks like a good base planet.

Dukermin: Alrightythen *throws farms willy nilly* IT LOOKS GREAT

Nalitie: YAY. DO you think they’ll miss those farms…?

Dukermin: Well… um… who cares, they are the ones intending on waging war.

Nalitie: True. In fact, I heard Sam talking about it in her sleep.

Dukermin: You were watching her sleep? Um.

Nalitie: No. Christine was. With Marek. Oh, that reminds me, I need to send Sam the paperwork for their unmarriage…

Dukermin: Wow okay, and poor Marek and Sam, maybe, I don’t know anymore.

Nalitie: Eh… I wouldn’t be too concerned. Marek never really actually was in love with Sam (without trickery of mine) and Sam tried to kill him a few times, so…

Dukermin: Well… hmm… ANYWAY What next?

Nalitie: Wanna move Fabrezia? The farm planet looks kinda lonely and barren.

Dukermin: OF COURSE We need some moon fabreze exports TALLY HO *off we go*

Nalitie: *yay, to the Fabrezia*

Dukermin: I have never really looked at Fabrezia… ITS BEAUTIFUL *moves it to the farm planet*

Nalitie: Hmmm… We should kidnap Mr. T and Mr. B while they’re still asleep…

Dukermin: How about… Okay… I don;t know how to kidnap people very well, you do it.

Nalitie: Hm… Okay! *to the Mr. B and Mr. T’s residences* *sneaks into their houses and steals them* Quick! Put them on… uh… er… Lux? Lux is lonely… It needs friends.

Dukermin: Sounds good *throws them into wormhole* *dumps them onto Lux*

Nalitie: Hm… What else do we need….? We should provide them with a Menards.

Dukermin: We only need one. They should expand on their own. Menards are infectious.

Nalitie: Agreed. *to the Menards now because Menards*

Dukermin: *throws it onto Lux* I need synonyms.

Nalitie: Eh… I was never good with synonyms…. Hey, how’s that dog anyway?

Dukermin: I don’t know where it is… Ill just summon it later. HESHE IS A PART OF ME.

Nalitie: Yay. I’m gonna go steal some more places… Also, I’m selling my house-pit and I need to write a goodbye to Sam.

*fancy montage of stealing and such*

Dukermin: Okay… so, we did good! And…

Nalitie: yeah! There are a few… er… holes in the Ask Erik universe now, but…. Then again, there were already holes in it.

Dukermin: Oh well. OUR DIMENSION LOOKS GREAT so, are we done for today then or...

Nalitie: Yep… Wait, we took your house, right?

Dukermin: I don’t have a house yet. I’m currently staying with Homeless Henry, but I’ll worry about that later. I can always make something in Fabrezia and move it to Termata later.

Nalitie: True. *tapes a note to the For Sale sign in front of where her house used to be* *drops something into Sam’s mailbox* Shall we depart?

Dukermin: I guess so… Goodbye...

Nalitie: It has been fun, Ask Erik universe, but we have found a new home with less war and less plague. *jumps into Erscoga*

Dukermin: I was never attached . SEE YA *leaves*

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[moonguilt]

So bottom lance, noted

yall really tryna get me sniped arent u

i support bottom ME ok. bottom rights for me thank u

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Lord Dimitrescu Headcanons: Your Lord (Resident Evil 8)

[Hello Now before you come at me with the pitchforks and torches I am back with a chapter as a peaceoffering and if all goes to plan a second chapter with Lady D And Ethan Reader Scenario) (Slides them over) anyways this chapter has Lord D XD Sorry that makes me giggle X3 and his base headcanons this was requested off of wattpad By: user69205258 Anyways please enjoy this chapter here my sexy readers!]

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Lord Dimitrescu-

.He is a man who is confident, regal, dominate and in control.

.He did not pay mind to matter of the affairs of the heart.

.That was until he meets you.

.You were stunning in everyway to him.

.He would try and charm you and if your a woman that charm would be put up to the top.

.His daughters needed a mother after all so he planned to perfect how he made his daughters and make you better than them more like him but easy enough to control.

.It does not matter if your a man or a woman to him you are female.

.Yup he would feminize you though he would enjoy riding your dick as a male every now and then.

.It did not matter if you were a maid or a prisoner, you were treated like a Queen.

.he would pamper you but never let you go.

.You want to go outside? To bad you would catch a cold.

.You want to be able to sleep in your bed?

.Not happening he needs to make sure you dont get up in the middle of the night without him.

.If you reject him.

.Well then he will chain you to the bed until you learn to love him.

.If you tried to run?

.Maybe he has been to soft on you and you need some time in the Dungeons.

.Have a lover? Get ready to eat them in a nice made cannibal meal while he drinks their blood making sure you eat every bite.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS first RE done in a while I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy!]

[lunar-rose-academy]

Everyone in the Crystal community, i need your attention.

We of Lunar Rose, have booted someone today out of our FC. Why? Because this person is showing sexual predator behavior. They actually have Groomed someone from our FC and admitted to being okay with being with people underage. Here are some screens to prove it. I wont give any names here because i don't want people to pick up their pitchforks and torches and go for a hunt. Instead i am going to ask you, if you are a FC leader: Send me a message. Add me on Masao#2913, and tell me/show me that you are a FC leader. Or people who have a big finger into the RP community, or just the community as a whole, please add me and talk to me. Share this around as much as you can. I don't want anyone else to suffer cause of them. Please be careful who you interact with. It started this morning. I just woke up, and one of my officers talked to one of our FC members, who was the biggest victim.

Here are the in game conversations up close:

After all the officers agreed that they should be kicked (I was asleep when all of this happened and just woke up when he got kicked, he messaged me as well. Knowing what they did wrong:

After that, several people came forward with their own concerns.

And here is the most disturbing quote from himself of all:

Again, i ask for your help to come forward as a FC leader, and please: Dont Witchhunt

[wastrelwoods]

the reviews r comin in hot and it sounds like this episode is gonna make me Big Sad for a hot second, but at least the sound design will be good as hell 

oh man, even the trigger warnings down below got me feelin apprehensive. how they gonna fit all of that into one episode, huh??? 

okay, i think i can manage to survive over this break bc i’m an adult, i just hope everyone is doin alright! also, im excited for more second citadel in august! 

IM SO FUCIKIGENRG STOKED that i absolutely read the situation correctly and kid juno’s role model was andromeda the warrior princess!!! im intuitive as SHIT and i love this lady!!!! FUCK! 

well. i mean, now i have to draw it???!! juno with a colander on his head wrestlin baby ben. makin him play the dragon. fuck, that’s . thats my brother and me exactly 

aww, juno hugged her right away when she asked awwww

juno is feelin inspired by rita’s ability to ignore a pretty face for the greater good. he’s whipped and he couldn’t do it if he wanted to 

wreck mode? rec mode? what the fuck? what the fuck? what special fun function does ur creepy prosthetic do jayay?????

uh. get ur fuckin g knife away from my girlfriend rita 

hey sarah imagin e  this password but in ur new martian alphabet

get ur fuckin g knife away from rita right NOW

the fucking ??? he made the beep with his mouth. what a dumbass

ohhh okay so it IS rec as in “record” thats. a bit o a relief

i love minecart chase scenes. i love them i love them i love them

uh....is this flashback i’ve heard tell about gonna come after the drop? bc i’m seein a “portal to home” storyline parallel happening

the whole. the ride happening and the character’s paralleling the ongoing fight? especially after directly makin andromeda a foil for juno at the beginning. that’s amazing and smart

hey! another peter reference for me to appreciate

oh, okay, i absolutely called the blackmail thing

oh, and she gets pitched right over the drop, huh? i. i dont know how to feel about that bc i’m suprised rita’s taking it so well? i mean we’re not supposed to feel good about it. 

its not. i mean. i wish wlw characters could live and die like any other character without me havin to consider whether it was too “bury your gays” because. of fucking course it’s not? coming from these writers especially, who know how goddamn important it is to show representation. they should be allowed to make that choice? i should be allowed to agree that it was the right choice for the story and not feel like i’m supposed to go hunt them down with torches and pitchforks. so. im heading this off at the pass. im not gonna debate about it because frankly kevin and sophie deserve better. save the criticism for the straight writers who have been getting away with that shit for decades. im not participating in any discourse about it. i’ll probably block it if i see it. 

juno quoting all the space disney figurines? im fuckin freaking out this scene is brutal bc i can just barely connect the dots 

ben isn’t short for benjamin ?. im cryin actually

i dont even know. i cant even react about uh. sarah. and . stuff.   

uh.....is the piranha really the big bad? she feels like one big giant red herring to me but maybe that’s because she’s like. she’s such a low-level grunt? i mean she might work for mayor pilot? 

and we’re right back to “goddess of protectors” again

fuck, jesus, shit,,,,,,i love ? juno steel .  just. so fucking much

well, it’s. it is a kind of character development but . i guess the fact that he’s so self-aware about this means there’s a lot of hope for him tbh. but. man, characters who don’t want to be just like their parents are. uh. they’re powerful characters and im emotionally wrecked about them and im not gonna think about why at all please and thank you

i dunno for all i said up above there yeah, i’m pretty sad that rita n yasmin didn’t get their happy ending. i feel bad because i don’t at all wanna be unfair on the writers, but. i mean. i wanted that for em. i don’t think the arc of the episode would have been as good if they’d made yasmin untouchable, but. i did wanna be able to point to this and say “look, there’s girls in love” and now i can’t. it sucks. i guess you’ll catch me not checkin the tag for a while after the episode comes out, quietly mindin my own business and talkin abt the things in this episode i genuinely enjoyed, because it was all really good. i just have to be a little disappointed bc i don’t get a lot of chances to see f/f romance, but it’s by no means any kind of proof that the penumbra writers hate lesbians and i refuse to treat it that way.