#player task

[temeyes]

hiii half-assed volleyball au doods

[royalarchivist]

It's been six months since Forever called Phil "Philza senpai" and got a (virtual) kiss.

[triptychofvoids]

open heart surgery >>> sexual intercourse you're so right 💪💪

-☎ anon, convinced its irl friend to buy splatoon 3.

you know what they say, the fastest way to a mans heart is through the sternum!!

[cellgatinbo]

slime: [seeing the egg task tab] …i remember this. i remember this.

slime: …it’s been a while, since i’ve done an egg task.

[ilynpilled]

if i had control over the asoiaf brand i would make a kingsguad simulator game where u play as a kg and u r just failing at ur job like the point is that u have to keep doing fuck all. like multitasking useless bullshit like stand around search the walls and interact with your terrible irredeemable coworkers and the main goal is to make sure your monarch doesnt die (accidentally walks off of a wall, tries to get their toast out of the toaster with a fork, drinks liquid fire, gets assassinated by at least 20 ppl they made enemies out of, drowns in a bathtub, has to partake in a wedding, goes hunting on mdma etc). there are different difficulty levels. like do u want an 8 year old child incest bastard king whose reign is built around the policy of outlawing beets? a hedonistic drunkard whose main ideology is fuck it we ball? another incest bastard kid that is the equivalent of the average slur yelling 13 year old cod player but with direct access to a nuclear button? and ur boss comes back once every blue moon and yells at you and demolishes all ur XP and then disappears to dick around with a character arc or something leaving u to deal with whatever machiavellian jigsaw trap is in the city rn.

[flowerfreya]

Did you want a picture?

Social Media AU based off of this post

Pairing : John Price x reader

John is a divorced dad with two teenagers and reader is a famous influencer think Victoria Paris , Jackie Aina , Monet McMichales type beat

John Price is a famous retired hockey player that played for over twenty years in the NHL. He’s always been a famous athlete despite all his attempts not to. He didn’t do any press and he only did a handful of sponsorships. No matter that, the fans loved him.

John Price was with his highschool sweetheart for a little over seventeen years with two kids now teenagers when they got divorced, the split was amicable understanding that they are just not in love anymore. His ex-wife means a lot to him , he still pays all the bills, she doesn’t work and he had to decide to be the one that moved out the house. His kids come to visit him all the time and with them being teenagers of course they are on tiktok and they think that it is hilarious when they record anything and it gets posted by every sports channel because they have never seen this side of him before.

John knows that he’s famous not just for being an athlete anymore but for being famous on social media as well. A lot more younger fans have come up to him asking for a picture than he’s gotten in years and at first it threw him off , but a year in he’s used to it now.

He’s see’s you walking down the sidewalk with pink headphones on and one of his older jersey’s , you're walking towards him , playing on your phone not really paying attention, and when you get close enough, “You want a picture?”, he ask.

“Huh”, you reply.

He reiterates the question and that’s when you take off your headphones and ask, “Where’s your phone for the picture”.

“Wouldn’t we use your phone”, he replies.

“I’m sorry but I can’t give you my phone number”, you smile back at him but it’s a bit strained, thinking that this weird guy wants your number.

“I think there's some confusion,luv”,

You tilt your head to the side, “Aren’t you a fan?”

“No I’m not a fan, are you ?”

“I don’t know who you are”, you say with a laugh and you start to back away obviously this is not an interaction you want to be a part of.

“Your wearing my jersey”, John points down at your shirt, which makes you look down,

“You’re the Rangers?”, you ask sarcastically.

“No, but I am the man on the back of the jersey”, he says with a smile.

“Oh, anyway, did you want a picture”, you ask him, kind of over this back and forth.

“Sure,luv”, John hands you his phone and you lift it up in a selfie motion and right before you take the picture , you hear him sniff and then moan, which causes you to turn your head and snap the picture.

~

When John gets home , he’s ambushed by his teenage daughter demanding what he does to you? He’s confused , he doesn’t even remember having had a long day with practice and then meetings after that.

“What are you talking about?”, he ask his daughter calmly. She explains that someone had recorded the whole interaction about worlds colliding and memes being made about mixing the friend groups, and opposites attract.

He mentions that he ran into you but didn’t know who you were. John’s daughter just about screams when she realizes that her dad met just about the most famous influencer , maybe not in the world but you're up there. His daughter gets an idea, her dad needs to met you again, she saw the connection between the two of you, she hasn’t seen her dad like that , well ever.

[forsworned]

RUGBY!141 - In which the 141 is actually in a famous Rugby Team

[tangirlisfangirl]

i feel bad that my friendly neighborhood had to release a week before the ruin dlc, its such a wonderfully and carefully crafted game with a beautiful story and character/level designs, just so much thought put into it across the board and it truly does justice to its concept, but now its gonna be lost in the onslaught of fnaf hype and not properly appreciated <:/

[apollos-boyfriend]

i'm actually like. kind of obsessed with the underlying selfishness of the traveler. thoma suggested they could help with the whole Vision Debacle in inazuma and they just. shut him down. because of course they did, the traveler isn't here to help people. they're good at it, sure, and end up finding themselves in that situation more often than not, but they don't care about any of it. all they want is their sibling back. the second they do, they'll leave all of this behind. none of these people matter in the end, they're all just a means to getting back their sibling. nothing else matters.

[chemdisaster]

agh i keep thinking about joel, with his already established fear of heights, getting a task that requires him to perform a deadly stunt from 100 blocks in the air. counting out his cobblestone precisely, not a single block over the required amount. towering up as grian starts to gather up a crowd. the air of anticipation in the air, all these people watching him, excited to see something wild and dangerous happen, he's going to give them a show. the wind bouncing off his face, the static silence that high up, everyone but specks down below. when the yellows begin trying to climb up to his level. seeing the message from grian in chat, telling him to do it joel, do it now. taking one last moment to psych himself up for something he'll never truly be ready for, before, finally, jumping.

frozen, all of a sudden, unable to move as he feels the rapidly ascending air burning his cheeks, one thing going through his mind, he's got to get this he's got to he's got to. falling in an instant that goes on for an age, and never even making an attempt to use his water bucket in the end.

[leviathiane]

Natural team dynamic progression over stream for Blue team (Soulfire) [Day One of purgatory]:

Split into two main groups—

Farming/base-bound: Tina, Missa, Lenay, Niki

Fighters/Runners: Bad, Tubbo, Pierre

Tubbo is main official leader, and Bad and Tina have been acting as co-leaders per their groups for the most part. Tina had been the biggest support leader and the main person keeping morale up within the group-- Missa, Lenay, and Niki being her main supply runners/farmers that she distributed tasks through. Pierre has become main runner who turns in missions, while Tubbo and Bad run distraction. Majority of plans are thought up by Tina, Bad, Tubbo, and Pierre, and are run through Tubbo before execution.

They’ve maintained lead the entire stream for the most part.

[safetyobstacles]

i dont want to see anybody acting surprised when leo comes crashing through the nearest islander's window on sunday to finish her tasks before she loses a life

[dizzying-faust]

I really thought that one shitpost video of Dave eating cereal was just a joke.

But no, in game, he legit stole some footage and actually replaced it with 264 hours him eating cereal.

[kayawolfhorse]

You know those dairies with a heart shaped lock that were everywhere in elementary book fairs? Those are the Secret Life task books to me. Each player has a key that only works on their lock and it’ll only open when they have an active task or a new one to complete

[risingsunresistance]

sunrise ☀️

[synthaphone]

one nothing wrong with me, two nothing wrong with me,