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beaft · 1 year ago

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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

#was trying to leave the self-checkout and someone was standing in front of the exit gate looking at their phone and blocking the whole lane #the malignant influence of the grocery store transformed this from a minor inconvenience to a cardinal crime #i was ready to leap at them like a coyote and tear them to shreds #be shh now

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chubsthehamster · 2 months ago

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Astraeus sweater!! Pattern by Bad Wolf Girl Studios. Knitted up with Malabrigo Arroyo, my absolute favorite yarn.

#knitting #knitblr #fiber arts #my stuff #guys my phone keeps doing me dirty with the color correcting #second photo is an attempt to adjust for what the colors look like irl #love this yarn sm!!#knitters of tumblr

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 23 hours ago

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so i just 14 seconds ago learned the blonde dude in dragonball is not, in fact, a unique character

#14 seconds bc i timed myself and that's how long it took to write this post #i was so alarmed i immediately opened a tumblr tab bc i was in desperate need of spiritual guidance #('spiritual guidance' is a loan term i use to refer to being Haunted by the Ghouls in my Accursed Amulet)#(yes the amulet is my fucking phone it fulfills the definition LOOK IT UP)

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to00fu · 7 months ago

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AAAHHH

#fanart #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #art #sketch #ryomen sukuna #i gotta die bc the colors look so bad on my phone #and theres like a black blob there idk why. but im too lazy to fix it #my csp was freezing every second

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thebibliosphere · 16 days ago

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I think I just aged about a bajillion years. I just had to explain a) why a landline phone needed to be plugged into the wall and b) what a switch hook is (the thing under the phone cradle that depresses when you put the handset back on its base, ending the call) and the person I was explaining it to was so enamored like golly gee, you sure do know a lot about 20th century technology.

*shakes fist playfully but gently lest my dusty arm fall off* whipper snappers

#I’m writing a scene where Alfred dismantles a telephone to look for wire taps #and they were genuinely confused by all of it #I thought at first it was me being unclear #but no #they’d just never encountered a wired phone #I am the crypt keeper

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fairsweetlonging · 3 months ago

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you think shen yuan ever pats down his robes and has a whole heart attack cus he can't find his phone in his pockets and he starts looking around in a panic and making everyone around him also panic because he lost something!!! before then suddenly realizing—oh, right.

#''no no shidis never mind!! this shixiong made an error and lost nothing''#or alternatively ''what a 'phone' is? uhhh *sweats nervously*''#it took him three weeks to stop reaching for his phone in the morning #''hm i don't know that term. let me look it up. oh. no no it seems i forgot my encyclopedia at home! silly me''#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system

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hrtzbeat · 2 months ago

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whatcha looking at prefect?

based on his cute sprite in history lessons:

#twst #twisted wonderland #ace trappola #my art #his hair looks so RED on my phone wtf #fanart

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glow-in-the-dark-death · 1 year ago

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Ghosts Tell Me

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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,

Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,

Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.

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Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"

Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."

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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."

Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."

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Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"

Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:

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Just an Idea

#Danny is getting all the good gossip from the ghosts #Gothamites after seeing Danny breathe out glowing smoke #“Ok wrap it up”#“Not dying today”#Oracle can't hack Danny's phone and that just makes him look worse #ghost parents telling Danny to go smack their kids cuz they've been “acting out”#Danny then proceeds to smack villains and their goons #only saying “your parent *insert name* sent me!”#“now behave”#glowy-death-ideas #danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #batman #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc

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freshbeeth · 3 months ago

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two queens maximizing their joint slay

#uuuuggggghhhhhh #this was the most catastrophic shoot of my life #these aren’t edited i know the lighting is abysmal #but i thought they were cute so #here ya go #splatoon 3 #splatoon #cosplay #marina #marina ida #posting this then throwing my phone in the nearest river pond or estuary #i retconned the lighting a teeny tiny bit so rb this version instead #i think it should bw illegal for things to look different on your computer vs your phone #the way shitty bathroom lighting no makeup mirror selfies are better than a shoot that took weeks to prep and hours to shoot #h a h a

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paintpanic · 4 months ago

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Kirbtober Day 30: Soul

#kirby series #kirbtober #morpho knight #fecto forgo #fairly happy with this one! zoom in for crisp detail. image preview's looking a little blurry.#once again appropriately sized for phone wallpaper etc.#actually if you want to do that hmu and i'll like dm you a better quality version LOL

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allysketches · 1 year ago

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this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)