#percy weasley fanclub

[smiliegurl92]

I HAVE PERCY WEASLEY FEELS AND IM NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYY. I've been binge watching @geekasaurusrex videos on tiktok (WrongHouseWeasleys anyone?) and I legit cried after their Percy series. Basically, they argue that Percy is a Hufflepuff, and go through canon examples to back up their theory. It's a perspective that puts Percy's actions in such a heartbreaking light...I need to bundle Percy Weasley up in a blanket burrito and give him all the love.

[crazedlunatic]

New Kid

“So, uh… the new kid is Kurt.”

Blaine, who may or may not have been looking at Kurt’s facebook profile on his phone, looked up. “My Kurt? I mean… Lima Kurt?”

“Yes but I’m assuming you knew that.” David plopped on Blaine’s bed. “Did something happen?”

“I actually didn’t know that… but I do know that the closeted gay kid who threatened to kill Kurt was let back into the school so I’m not surprised.” Blaine frowned. “I wonder why he didn’t tell me?”

“I don’t know but I can’t imagine he’ll be driving back and forth every day of the week.” David quirked his eyebrow. “Maybe you can get--”

“No.” Blaine glared at him, pushing himself into a sitting position. “I’ve got—”

“Soccer practice. I know.” David said, tossing him his jersey. “But you know we’ve gotta show him around. You know how hard it was to start Dalton.”

“Yeah. I know.” Blaine pulled off his t-shirt and grabbed his jersey off of the bed, glaring when Wes walked in and whistled. “Stop it.”

“Sorry. I can’t help but be overcome with feelings. You’re turning into a man.”

“You’ve been saying that for two years and it’s getting a little creepy.” David told Wes.

“Blaine likes the attention.” Wes winked.

“I just threw up in my mouth.” Blaine pulled on his tennis shoes.

“Why don’t you just wear your soccer shoes down there? Isn’t it stupid to put those on only to switch in three minutes when you’re on the field?” David asked as Wes pulled his soccer jersey on as well.

“Yeah. Totally. Dalton’s okay with cleats scratching up the floors.” Blaine nodded eagerly, facial expression serious.

“Sometimes I miss when he was mopey and quiet.” David sighed.

“Guess you shouldn’t have made me take my medicine then, pal.” Blaine flashed a bright smile.

“C’mon, Blainers.” Wes whined, waving at David and then walking out of their room.

“Coming!” Blaine followed him and then added, “Not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.”

…

“Hey, stranger.”

Kurt, who had been attempting to find the library without any luck, jumped but relaxed when he saw Blaine. At least he thought it was Blaine… but the hair was wet and curly… and he had on a jersey… and that really didn’t compute with the Blaine he’d now seen… five times? Six?

Had they really had coffee three times at the Lima Bean?

“You didn’t tell me you were starting here!” Blaine said.

“Yeah, sorry. I guess I’ve been busy.” Kurt said, trying to look anywhere but those curls because. Wow. Blaine had curly hair? Kurt could kind of tell when his hair was styled but his hair wasn’t styled and… wow. He’d never liked guys with curly hair but he guessed anything liked good on Blaine Anderson.

“No, it’s okay!” Blaine said cheerfully, waving at someone passing them.

“You play soccer?”

“Yeah and I’ve really got to get out of these shoes because I hate them but can’t walk in the building with the cleats on… and yeah. You should come with me so I can change and David, Wes, and I can give you a tour. It’s a big school but you’ll learn it pretty quick.” Blaine gave another bright smile.

Honestly, Kurt was beginning to think Blaine was the human version of a puppy. Big eyes, bright smile, always happy, talkative, and everyone loved him.

“If it wasn’t so close I would have showered in the locker rooms but I really… don’t like locker rooms.” Blaine said.

“Why not?”

“Uhm, the Sadie Hawkins thing… it was in the locker room and actually most of my soccer team, so…” Blaine shrugged. “Everyone here is great but I still don’t like being in them very much.”

“I’m sorry.” Kurt frowned.

Great. Just bring up bad things. Good job, Kurt.

“No, it’s fine.” Blaine led Kurt down two hallways and into a room with an open door.

“KURTSIE!” Wes exclaimed.

“I’ll be back.” Blaine said, grabbing a stack of clothes off the end of what Kurt presumed was his bed and then going into the bathroom.

“Hi, Kurt.” David, who was sitting on the other bed, waved. “Have you gotten a tour yet or anything? You can sit down!”

Wes, as if taking it as a cue, plopped down on Blaine’s bed. “I still want to know where he got this pillow.”

“He’s not going to tell you because if he doesn’t have the pillow as leverage, he thinks you won’t cuddle him.”

Kurt looked between the two of them, confused. “Oh! Are you and Blaine--?”

David clapped his hands gleefully, laughing.

“I find that offensive, David. I know I could do better but—” Wes was cut off by David.

“They aren’t together but Blaine is a… what does Mom call it? Cuddle bug?” David said.

“The correct phrase would be cuddle whore in Blaine’s case.” Wes said.

David gave Wes a look and then continued. “He kind of gravitates towards body heat… and doesn’t leave the body heat until he has to. I can’t tell you how many times I’ll wake up and he’s in my bed.”

“I know it must be hard to hear this, but I am actually straight. Sorry.” Wes said, a mock apologetic look on his face. “Thad, however… very gay. Nick and Jeff… totes gay together, 98% sure.”

“Thad is also very obsessed with Blaine who is the most oblivious person on earth.” David added. “Wait. Wes…. Did you just says ‘totes?’”

Kurt looked between David and Wes. They were literally having an entire conversation with Kurt like they’d known him for years. He wasn’t used to interactions like this seeing as most of his communication had been with Rachel Berry and a few other New Directions members… and that had been an awkward start. Somehow it wasn’t that awkward with David and Wes, though. Maybe because they were Blaine’s closest friends? He really hoped they weren’t being nice to him because of the bullying but that was a good possibility as well. It would be nice to have friends at Dalton.

“How long have you all been friends?” Kurt asked them.

“Well David and I became best friends when I moved to Westerville when I was eleven.” Wes said. “We adopted Blaine at the ripe young age of fourteen. By adopt, I really mean tolerated.”

“I think Blaine and I have known each other since we were four but we didn’t get closer to him until Wes did too at fourteen.” David nodded in agreement.

“Oh wow.” Kurt looked surprised. “So you guys are, like, best friends?”

“Yeah.” Wes nodded. “David actually is pretty much his neighbor.”

“It’s true but we all go to church together. Well, we went together… the three of us don’t actually go anymore.” David said. “I usually go on holidays, Wes never goes, and Blaine stays as far away as he can… which kills all of the little old ladies that fawn over him.”

Kurt laughed because with Blaine’s face, he knew it was probably true.

Because Blaine was adorable. The cheeks, the hazel eyes, the bright smile, his height. Just all of him, really.

“Little old ladies fawn over me?” Blaine came out in jeans and a short sleeved button down shirt.

“Church.” Wes said. “Your fanclub.”

“Oh yeah. They do love me. It’s the cheeks.” Blaine nodded, smiling brightly at Kurt. “Want to go on a tour?”

“That would actually be great.” Kurt looked between the three of them.

“David can lead since he is actually formally trained to do it.” Wes chirped.

“He really means I don’t get as distracted.” David said.

“No. He’s literally a watch dog. Head boy for seniors and juniors… perk is he knows when the checks take place.” Wes grinned. “He’s the little goody two shoes of the group.”

“AKA Percy Weasley.” Blaine added, earning a glare from David.

“I assume you’re staying here during the week?” David asked Kurt, ignoring Blaine’s sweet smile.

“Yeah but I’ll probably go home on the weekends.” Kurt nodded, following David out into the hall.

“Okay so junior and senior dorms are in this hall. Freshman and sophomore dorms are in the next one over from here.” David said. “They do random checks to make sure people are in by curfew though… which is typically 8:00 except on game nights. Usually junior checks are on Mondays but they do change it up from time to time or sometimes check twice in one week, so don’t get too comfortable staying out late.”

“I wouldn’t anyway.” Kurt said.

“Boring.” Wes, who was walking behind them, gave an over-dramatic sigh.

“You go to bed at eight on nights before tests, Wes. Don’t even.” Blaine scoffed, shooting him a look as a teacher came out.

“Shoot me.” Wes whispered as the woman came over.

“Wesley, David, my office please.”

David maintained a neutral expression but Wes got a very evident frown on his face.

“Ma’am, this it Kurt Hummel. He’s new.” Blaine said cheerfully.

The woman, who had seemed stern before, looked at Blaine and smiled. “Welcome to Dalton, Kurt.”

Wes, who had walked past the woman, turned and made a very obscene gesture with his middle finger clearly geared at Blaine.

“Thank you.” Kurt gave a nervous smile—he wasn’t sure if it was nerves nerves or him hoping the teacher couldn’t tell Wes had done something inappropriate by reading his facial expression.

“Blaine, you should be thankful you stayed after in French or you’d be in here too. I know you would have been right there with them.” The lady gave Blaine a look and then gestured for David and Wes to go into the room the teacher had come out of.

“So… what’s that about?”

“Impromptu Warbler performance in the gym on Friday… She’s right. I was supposed to be there but I didn’t do so great on a French test and had to beg for extra credit.” Blaine said.

“Should we wait?”

“Ha. No. She’ll call Thad in too since she’s got those two and it could be an hour. Apparently, she believes the headmaster has let us get away with too many impromptu performances.” Blaine shrugged. “I can show you around, though.”

“Okay.” Kurt gave him a nervous smile. “Will David and Wes care?”

“No.” Blaine shook his head and then yawned, covering his mouth.

“Late night?”

“No, not really. I had a sinus infection earlier this week and I think I’m still fighting it a bit.” Blaine shrugged.

“Do you need to lay down?” Kurt asked, concerned.

“No.” Blaine shook his head, walked into the library, and plopped in one of the big chairs. “You can tell me why you didn’t let me know you were transferring here, though.”

“I don’t know.” Kurt admitted, sitting in the seat next to him.

Honestly, he was glad for the break in the tour.  He already had forgotten how far they’d come from the dorms and everything was all starting to look the same.

“Honestly, I was trying to talk my dad out of sending me here. I wanted to come but they had to use their honeymoon money to cover the tuition…” Kurt frowned.

“Your dad and his girlfriend got married? She was really sweet at that football game.” Blaine smiled.

“Yeah. They did.” Kurt nodded and smiled. “It was really nice… I just wish they hadn’t given up their honeymoon… she thinks you’re sweet too, by the way.”

Blaine gave an adorable grin again and then bit his lip.

“I wanted to thank you again for coming to McKinley that day… and meeting me at the Lima Bean these past few times.” Kurt bit his own lip. “Sorry I didn’t say anything about coming here… I guess I’ve just been preoccupied.”

“I get it.” Blaine reassured him. “And there have been times I just haven’t wanted to talk to people. Sometimes talking is hard… especially when you’re going through stuff.”

“Yeah.” Kurt nodded, making eye contact. Because honestly, he hadn’t wanted to talk to people.

He was anxious about switching schools.

He was anxious to spend more time with Blaine.

Although maybe he shouldn’t have been. He felt… safe with Blaine. He also felt at ease—except for the whole having a huge crush on him thing.

But he was sweet and beautiful and he had those eyes.

He also felt... scared to get closer to Blaine. He already liked Blaine more than was probably appropriate... but now they were so close. They would see each other daily. 

Suddenly, it felt different.

“You won’t remember how to get anywhere until at least your third day of classes.” Blaine said, taking a piece of paper off of Kurt’s lap. “Oh God. You’re in my French class. Don’t judge me too much.”

“I love French.” Kurt said.

“Yeah… I don’t. I wasn’t good at Spanish, Latin, or Italian… French was supposed to be my saving grace, but I think I just can’t do it.” Blaine sighed. “Oh, you’re in Advanced English Four with David… ew, Trig with Wes… I think you’ve got study hall with me and David.”

“I can help you with French.” Kurt said, almost shyly.

“Great!” Blaine smiled. “I can help you figure out where you’re going… although, honestly… can we do it tomorrow?”

“Yeah, sure.” Kurt nodded as Blaine stood.

Blaine held out a hand to help Kurt up. “You want some coffee?”

“Yeah but I don’t have my car yet. We came up in Dad’s truck with my stuff.”

Blaine pulled his car keys out of his pocket and shook them. “I’ve got mine.”

“Well, can we get my wallet first?”

“This ones on me, new kid.” Blaine smiled. “Do I need to hold your hand to guide you to the parking lot or do you think you’ve got it?”

“You aren’t as cute as you think you are.” Kurt said, not even thinking about it. His eyes then widened in horror but Blaine had walked ahead and couldn’t see.

“Rumor is that people here think I’m pretty cute.” Blaine held open the door. “You coming or not?”

[stardustsunflare]

Trans headcanons for hogwarts

-Hermione Granger isn’t able to get into the first year dorm on her first night and spends the night crying until George Weasley comes down to the commons to see her. -He explains in a soft tone that he understands how she’s feeling and together they go knocking on McGonnagall’s bedroom door because she needs somewhere to sleep dammit. -McGonnagall apologizes to the young girl right away and it takes the rest of the night to get the girl’s dorm to accept her. -Hannah Abbott and Hermione form a secret group for transgirls and occasionally they have a meet up with George’s transboy group. They all have secret badges. -The next year they’re ready for any new trans kids and the two groups merged together so its just the SOTANGS(society of trans and nongender specifics). -When Lockheart refers to George as a she all hell breaks loose. The fanclub of Lockheart grows to near nonexistent by the time the dueling club is started up. -Colin Creevey comes out to SOTANGS when someone steals his hormone blockers. -The person receives hell and is shunned by the entire school for the rest of the year. -They don’t come back the next year. -Speaking of year three, SOTANGS is growing larger and they need to find a new classroom. -Colin discovers the Room of Wishes Granted, as he calls it -The room gives everything from pamphlets to stuffing and binders, packers and tucking underwear. -George starts testosterone therapy at the end of the year -Year four has SOTANGS gaining honorary members from dumstrang and beaubaxton. -A GSA is created and Cedric and Cho come out as bi and ace, respectively. -Luna stumbles into a SOTANGS meeting after hearing about it from Ginny. -Susan Bones becomes Stanley Bones and later starts a drag club. -Charlie bursts in one day in full drag but like, as a dragon. Dragon Shows -Viktor Krum shows Hermione a spell to help her enlarge her breasts over the summer. -Year Five has SOTANGS and the DA basically being the same thing except Harry is fucking oblivious. -Umbridge misgenders a third year and has them write "i am a boy, i am doing this for attention" with a blood quill. George develops a skin cream that helps heal scar wounds, one that will later become the basis for top surgery scar removal. -Harry is literally so oblivious, honestly bless him. -I hate Umbridge and she steals kids trans gear -Basically Umbridge deserved death -Painful death 6th year is when Hermione starts HRT and Ron finds out, he literally looks at hermione and just *shrugs* -"okay still a girl though yeah?" -ron -WWW has all trans things needed(including magical binders for guys that had larger breasts) -Lavender misgenders Hermione and George in the same breath and Ginny fucking decks her -Slughorn just not giving a shit and properly addresses everyone -Draco figures out he's gay because he tried kissing Pansy and that was gross but holy shit Blaise. -Blaise basically wins over the entire school with how hot they are **HC AUTHOR NOTE** Please skip this section if abuse and torture trigger you. I'm not joking, in case you haven't noticed the Carrow twins are fucking horrible and they're about to get worse. -any SOTANGS kids who didn't go to Hogwarts this year had it easy -all HRT and T was confiscated -binders/tuckers/packers/stuffers(idk what transgirls call them someone send help) were burned -if anyone was caught using the "wrong"(see: misgendering assholes) pronouns was tortured for an hour -most moved into the room of requirement(wishes granted) pretty quickly - the carrows did a lot of horrible shit -one kid died because the carrows tortured him for a full day -kids were ordered to report if someone used the "wrong pronouns" -that actually happened only once. -Due to the war, George didn’t get to have top surgery while Fred was alive. -Colin never got to be in his perfect body. -Over half of SOTANGS was lost. -But the group continues and merges with the GSA. -Teddy and Victorie head the group as the androgynous duo. -Roman comes to his mother two weeks before he’s due to start school and asks her mom to call her Rose. -Everyone accepts the change without a big fuss. -Rose is still her Uncle Percy’s favorite, much to Ron’s dismay.