#pee in the sink

[shitpostroundhouse]

Rub onions on your feet! And other amazing bullshit life-hacks!

What happens if you pour salt down your drain? What happens when you put rice in your washing machine? What happens if you pour seltzer in the toilet? What happens if you throw beans at the wall? What happens when you leave baloney in the microwave? What happens when you put an entire meatloaf in the recycling bin? What happens if you drink a gallon of vinegar? What happens when you put a salamander in your pants?

Mostly nothing!

Except if you drink a gallon of vinegar, you fucking die! Or go deaf for a year, I can't remember... And if you do that last one in Illinois, you get arrested for unlawful discharge of an unregistered firearm. This is due to a series of typos going back to the "Magma" Carta of 1512.

Bread clips? LOVE 'EM!

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

One day Neteyam is in his room texting Ao’nung and he locked the door for like the first time ever for some privacy so he can giggle and twirl his braids and kick his feet at his phone. Then this agitating grating sound comes, which is a knock on the door. He ignores it but then his texts with Ao’nung are interrupted by a text from Lo’ak:

Lo’ak open ur door

Neteyam: for what? 

Lo’ak: so we can come in??? 

Neteyam:  who is we?? 

Lo’ak: me, Spider, Kiri, and Tuk. 

Neteyam: why do you need to be in my room? 

At this point Spider has finished picking the lock, and the reason is just that they were bored. 

[queen-mabs-revenge]

the problem is that there's simply not enough pee in this litterbox, and yet i cannot find out where the pee is??? this is a tiny ass apartment i should not be able to not find the pee?

are they peeing in the sink?????

[0zzysaurus]

I need it to be slowly explained to me why Rodimus Prime pisses in the sink

[cyber-neptune]

Rodimus pisses in the sink so no one hears Megs opening her pad - a Discord convo with @blurrscuntyballs

[tenfaceandthree]

What made noble choose his career/degree path?

Noble was a very troubled youth himself, and he got in a lot of trouble. He fought, he stole, he wanted to kill, he was convinced that he was not just a bad kid but a bad person. He was hurting so bad, but he had no idea how to express it or do anything to stop, so he simply hurt everyone around him in order to stop anyone else from hurting him.

Now, he wants to help those youth. He worries a lot that he is just trying to show off how "good" he's gotten, but he has seen first-hand that these kids genuinely think they're bad and belong in jail when that isn't true. He feels like he's spent all his life doing bad things, and now he wants to dedicate the rest to doing good.

[lilgynt]

why my mom can’t flush or wash her hands is beyond me

[victorluvsalice]

-->It was off to Chestnut Ridge! Specifically, it was off to the Big Sky Reach rental lot in the Galloping Gulch, because to my great surprise this neighborhood is smaller than I thought and has no community lots. O.o But that was okay, because I didn’t come to Galloping Gulch to visit a park or anything like that – instead, my goal was to find that secret swimming spot near the rainbow waterfall that I’d seen in a Petey Plays It video recently. I thus started scanning the landscape, looking for the swimming hole –

And to my delight, found it relatively near their starting point! :D So, after having everyone change into more appropriate clothing (Victor and Alice their “Selvadoradan jungle” outfits, Smiler their nonbinary shirt) – I had them all teleport down there via their special occult means and immediately make my efforts to dress them appropriately moot by sending them to swim! XD I had to stop them from just going in and then immediately getting out, mind, but once I’d gotten them all swimming around, they seemed content to stay in the water. :) Smiler almost immediately fulfilled the “Water Fun” tradition of the day (and ALSO picked up the “Outdoorsy” lifestyle in the process – wouldn’t have expected it of them, but I guess it’s kind of inevitable when you live on a farm), while Alice fulfilled it after they’d all had a nice back float. Victor, however, was having a hard time fulfilling the tradition for some reason – I tried to have him do some splashing with Alice and Smiler, but the golden confetti just refused to pop over his head. Slightly frustrated, I resolved to keep trying –

-->And then I looked at his and Alice’s needs and realized “Oh shit, these are terrible.” Notably, they both had to go to the bathroom BADLY. Fortunately, their occult statuses meant that this was easily remedied – all they had to do was swim out of the water, then Victor Transportalated himself up to the public bathrooms while Alice transformed into her werewolf form and tunneled to a slightly more private spot away from the water to “mark her territory.” XD I had Smiler keep themselves occupied poking around a frog log for frogs (surfer leaf – one they already have, sadly) while I then started looking for picnic tables for the gang to set their picnic up on…

Only to discover that I had apparently chosen THE ONLY NEIGHBORHOOD IN THIS GAME THAT HAS NO PICNIC TABLES. There were was a little campground near the public bathroom, yes, with log seats around campfires, but not a single picnic table that I could see. And as the game REQUIRES a picnic table for you to have a picnic (yeah, I know, bit annoying), I needed one so they could have their Annual SimCity Founding Picnic together! What do?

-->Why, remember that I’m on a lot that I can edit, go into Build/Buy, and grab a picnic table (after finally figuring out where they were – I thought they were in “seating” for some reason, not “tables”) to stick on the very corner of the lot for the trio to use! So that’s what I did. XD To my surprise, when I came out of Build/Buy, Victor was already on the lot when I didn’t remember sending him there. O.o Figuring that maybe he’d been glitch-teleported over there at some point, I then went to check on Alice and get her to lick herself clean and somber howl away her Fury before setting up the picnic –

Only to find her preparing to go hunting. Annoyed, I canceled the interaction, but she started jogging away instead of doing the other interactions I wanted her to do, as if she was still looking for the despawn point. Even more annoyed, I quickly laid down a save, then used shift-click to reset her to make SURE she didn’t go wandering off without my permission. (Also stopped Smiler from trying to chase her down so they could cheer about her being a werewolf again. That gets really old sometimes, I gotta admit.) In the process, I also discovered that, despite the fact that I couldn’t go inside the rental house (because we weren’t actually RENTING it, I was just using it as a drop-off point of sorts), Victor sure could – apparently what happened is that he used the sink in there to wash up after using the public toilet, then went back in to try and get some water. I stopped him and had him sit by the campfire with Smiler to chat and do some “Party Spirit” stuff while the newly-reset Alice licked herself clean and somber howled –

[prozac-shaped-urn]

martha logan is next level pulchritudinous

my sister in mental instability you are unREASONABLY beautiful

[maimedaffair]

my cats :))) and my roommates cats :))) have been having a marking / territory battle :))) on my doll bookcase :))) !!!!!!!! they hit two of my custom made dolls :)))

[bobcatmoran]

Highlights from yesterday's Eclipse Roadtrip, because I forgot to write them up/was sick of trying to type on my phone because I cleverly brought the charger for it but left my laptop at home:

Massive almond croissant for breakfast - a little on the pricey side, but made up for by being effing delicious and again, MASSIVE.

Tagging along on a 4th grade class's Indiana Statehouse tour (along with several other random adults - apparently if you come when there's school tours going on, they just ask you to join the kids)

Getting to sit at an Indiana House member's desk while we were in the House Chamber and the tour guide went over What Are Some Laws You Know, The Speaker of the House Is A Lot Like A Teacher They Even Tell The Members When They Can Go To Recess, There Are 100 Members Of The Indiana House - How Many Lightbulbs Do You Think Are In This Massive Chandelier, etc etc. I was at Dave Hall's desk.

Going to the other side of the Capitol, the kids' State Senator came out to meet them and answer questions. Pretty cool, and he was really good with the kids!

Little Indian place for lunch that I'd never have found without the internet, chai just as good as you'd expect from a place called "A Cup of Chai."

Cacao tree full of fruit at the conservatory I visited. So weird how the flowers and fruit just, like, come straight out of the middle of major branches.

Disappointingly, the outdoor garden connected to the conservatory was Under Renovation, and had all the fountains drained and the plants that were not the lawn relocated temporarily.

Traffic. Oh gods, the traffic. I think I averaged 40 mph the whole way from Indianapolis to the Chicago suburbs.

A visceral reminder that Indiana rest stops are cursed places not to be ventured into, as the water at the one I stopped at was the exact color of cloudy urine, and I had to try three bathroom stalls before finding one that had all the components to its lock.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[numbaoneflaya]

You're right Vinnyboi is your guy now you own him it's like that person who found out someone had that glasses cat in animal crossing and, determining that they didn't deserve him, demanded they relinquish ownership. it's that but if they were right about it

[apotelesmaa]

Idk who needs to hear this but you cannot flush tampons down the toilet. Look at me. I am being so serious. You cannot do this. You cannot do it in any toilet regardless of where it is. I’m sorry if nobody told you this. It will clog the pipes. The purpose of a tampon is to expand and prevent liquid from getting through an opening. You cannot flush it. Sewage water will begin to come out of the toilet. The little signs and trash cans in the stalls of public restrooms are not there for fun they’re there so you don’t have human waste flood the bathroom. Throw your tampon away. Please.

[hatake]

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