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I can't believe Paul is out there living my dream touching Pedro's belly
#paul how dare you#he's living my dream guys 😭😭#also with an arm like that you can punch me whenever you want paul#paul mescal#pedro pascal#pedro pascal fandom#gladiator 2#gladiator ii#pedro pascal characters#general marcus acacius#marcus acacius
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Emma: Hey Paul how was work... whoa are you ok?
Paul: Someone on another floor blew a fuse causing my floor to loose power
Emma: Ah shit, do you want to bitch about it?
*Paul shakes his head*
Emma: Or if you don't have the energy, do you want to just watch TV on the couch while I take care of dinner tonight?
*Paul nods*
Emma: Ok you go recharge. love ya
Paul: You too.
#how dare you submit a genuinely sweet and heart warming quote to my dick and gay joke blog#get in my mouth#submitted by anonymous#incorrect quotes#starkid#incorrect starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#incorrect hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#incorrect tgwdlm#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins
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911: Lone Star S4 E14 | The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup -> The Culprit Revealed
#911 lone star#911lsedit#paul strickland#carlos reyes#marjan marwani#nancy gillian#you know when I said ACAB I didn't think it would include PUDDING THEFT#how dare you carlos?#I nominate this scene for one of the best scenes of season 4 so far tbh#paul's absolutely ridiculous over the top detective work#carlos as the surprise villain reveal#the shocked faces of everyone else#the utter betrayal on paul's face as carlos shows zero remorse#10 out of 10. a masterpiece#this scene was also a great reminder to myself to stop taking this show so seriously lmao#my gifs#long post#The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup#episode: s04e14 tongues out#i need more paul in my life and so does everyone else#my faves
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who else is up sobbing at stick season deluxe edition this lovely evening
#call your mom and you’re gonna go far literally made me sob#how dare you noah#but also he popped off so hard with these songs#paul revere almost made me cry#noah kahan#stick season
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As someone who has shoved like five million guys into one plot I think it's funny that I just now realized Paul does have his horny-on-main reputation but also he is the number one Karen stan and he WILL bring his best friend up in every single conversation, failing the reverse Bechdel test.
#my characters#oops i fell in love#using rick as the recipient of the example is probably not the best pick bc rick is in the plot#as the guy that ghosts karen after one date (she ghosts him too then gets mad that he ghosted her how dare he)#but paul will still be like yeah hey man i know you didnt like your date but let me tell you all about how much i love my best friend who#just so happened to ghost you shes wonderful have you heard from her lately i love karen#hey do you know if karen has matched anyone else on a dating app cause she hasnt mentioned you for a while and im a little concerned#and rick just thinking mmmm well i matched with her last week again so probably not mentioned out of spite which is fair
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josh hutcherson went to the aaron paul school of playing it trans
#everyone saying he’s the most trans cis guy ever how DARE you forget about JESSE#jesse pinkman#mike schmidt#michael afton#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#breaking bad#brba#josh hutcherson#aaron paul#ogs
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We get to see so much of Paul's thought process in this scene!! He's so clever and observant!!
@caseopened this seems relevant to your interests! We rarely get a full breakdown of how Paul investigates a crime scene! It’s so fun to watch his methods.
#also how quick did aaron clock Paul's puppy-like reaction to praise LOL#you can almost see Paul wagging his tail every time aaron tells him he did a good job#he's so excited to show off for his new friend!!!!#it makes me so sad that aaron is like actually on the bad side?? like how dare he take advantage of my sweet trusting golden retriever#paul drake#perry mason#tcot scarlet scandal
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So. Listened to The Boy Who Time Forgot.
Me during parts 1-3
Me during part 4:
#the boy who time forgot#adric#adric of alzarius#big finish#hey. hey.#paul magrs#what the fuck#how dare you make me cry over my boy after doing him so dirty in the first place#literally cried as I was driving home from work#big finish lb
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whoever said in a comment section of a joost edit that he just looks like jake paul to them, I hope everything you drink tastes like ocean water from here on out bc why tf would you do this to me? 🥲
#joost klein#eurovision#i thought he looked cute with his curly hair but now ALL I CAN SEE IS JAKE PAUL#how dare you#i be wishin evil on them lowkey
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Till, Paul & Schneider 🤣 (Brussels, 04-08-2023) @ kenzie.isaacs
#till's face 🤣#the “how dare you” face#till is love 🖤#till lindemann#paul landers#christoph schneider#rammstein#rammstein 2023#europe stadium tour 2023
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john paul always on the naughty step lol
#in their defense they’re right??? how dare you let that man anywhere near children jp#i am a john paul apologist almost always#when james went ‘you of all people’ i was like valid#hollyoaks
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#erm actually#how is he a rockstar lol#loser man of my dreams I love you#seriously so so lame makes me want to jump his bones#how dare he#John Lennon I understand u#paul mccartney#his lack of swagger is hypnotic
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#911 lone star#911lsedit#paul strickland#nancy gillian#tk strand#mateo chavez#its the subtle way that this is hilarious as fuck lmao#paul says 'how dare you think my girlfriend would betray confidential information like that'#then immediately goes 'yeah no i tried to get her to crack SO HARD bro and I got no where wtf'#amaaaazing#also i have never heard the phrase 'tighter than a drum' and i just-- i had to google it cause i thought i misheard#my gifs#tw: food#im too tired for a caption today#episode: s04e16 a house divided#i need more paul in my life and so does everyone else
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Love that my "Messages" are blowing up with mutuals in agreement with me!
*we don't dare speak on our blogs because today is sacred and you cannot have an opinion without mob mentality taking hold of the fandom*
#paul can do no wrong day#how dare you critique the song#the beatles#mclennon#paul mccartney#j&p#john lennon
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Calling out your homie's weirdness before he says anything weird in front of Angel who is, in fact, an angel.
#my characters#oops i fell in love#paul does actually watch his commentary v well as does right with his language if hes around angel#the entire group just adores angel and she is so pure and innocent and loving#and she decides she wants to marry mr right - much to her dads suffering#but since she doesnt really know all the things about marriage seeing as she proposed v young#she knows her dad had a wife and she knows right refers to her as a future wife therefore!#right is also her future wife and when chris tries to correct her right is like WAIT WOAH why cant she have a wife too?#do you think i would make a bad wife? i will be the best wife to her i love her so much how DARE you insinuate that i dont#and she does eventually realize oh i guess it would be husband but she shrugs it off because mr right already agreed to be her wife#so hes going to be her wife ! and right is like this is the best person on the planet and i love her so much
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Pre-lobotomy Harrowhark describes "the work" in her letter to her future self. Post-explosion Palamades asks Harrow if she finished "the work" that he started when they meet in the bubble. Paul tells Ianthe there's hope for both her and Naberius right before Ianthe exits Bab's body to go do content warning Ianthe Tridentarius things.
"The work" isn't just perfect lyctorhood, nor is it just whatever you want to call pulling a Paul (lyctoral fusion? idk). It's a grand unified lyctoral theory - in what I'm sure is typical, exhaustive sixth style. It's a comprehensive and fundamental understanding of the underlying principles (mathematics? magimatics?) that the Eight-fold Word is based on.
The original lyctors invented a combustion engine. Palamades was trying to understand and describe the processes that make combustion possible. Except this metaphor breaks down because I'm pretty sure knowing those doesn't let you unburn the gasoline.
Palamades Sextus wants to understand lyctorhood because he's a good little sixth-houser that wants to understand literally everything he encounters. But being the best academic who ever academic'd isn't the only thing he's dedicated his life to. He's also dedicated himself to the study of the so-called curative sciences.
He wants to understand lyctorhood so that he can cure it.
#tlt#tlt spoilers#harrow the ninth spoilers#nona the ninth spoilers#harrowhark nonagesimus#palamades sextus#paul tlt#just paul#lyctoral theories#literally#it's a theory about lyctorhood#there's layers here people#ask me how this explains why harrow kept feeding her sword blood and didn't want to stab anybody with it#I dare you
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