#passing out brb

[agustdiv1ne]

✨dilf!soobin✨

That’s all I’m gonna say… (also I’m really sorry if this isn’t something u write about, I didn’t see it on ur rules so feel free to ignore this :) )

oh yes. i've never written about this concept but...i rly do enjoy it......

dilf!soobin x fem!reader

warnings: soobin has a daughter, no established d/s dynamics, teasing, thigh riding, oral (f receiving), fingering (f receiving), on my big cock soobin agenda, mating press, unprotected sex (boo!), nipple play (f receiving)

dilf!soobin who wants to get back into the dating pool after so long, so he takes his chance on a dating app only to find dissapointment because all anyone wants to do is hook up...he's far past that stage of life, and he wants someone who is as well

dilf!soobin who matches with you one fateful evening. it's an immediate connection, and when he comes clean about having a kid, you tell him that you don't mind at all, that you're sure his daughter is as sweet as him. his heart begins to pound in exacitement as both of you begin to plan a date for the upcoming weekend, hoping that this time, it will be different, that you will be different

dilf!soobin who, after several successful dates, starts to tease you. there's been a flirtatious air to your conversations for a while now, and he knows that he's handsome — and better yet, he knows that you want him. he's a patient man, though, and he makes sure the build-up is as perfect as the real thing

dilf!soobin who is too good at teasing. he places his hand a little too on your thigh when he's driving, squeezing the soft flesh there; he lets you grind on his thigh while you make out, only you to make you stop before you can cum; he makes you tell him what you want before he makes you suckle his thumb, telling you that if you're patient, he'll give you everything and more soon

dilf!soobin who takes you to bed after one too many glasses of wine, both of you giggly while you swap spit with each other. he treats you like a queen, eating you out, fingering you until you cum twice...you end up having to shove him away from your pussy, pouting that you want his cock inside you. that gets him going, and soon enough, he's got you bent in half, long, slow thrusts against your warm walls, his big cock hitting you so deep that you swear you can feel him in your stomach

dilf!soobin who spills all over your stomach, your boobs, lips attaching to your nipples to "clean you up"....he doesn’t stop his ministrations to your tits 'til they're all swollen and messy with his spit, marks all over your heaving chest. he leans up to kiss you, the taste of his salty release apparent on his tongue <3

[ilumel]

we’re in hell ignore the mass reblogging i will be normal again soon <3

[imaginariumwanderer]

Got u some snacks @cryptidmickle

[saltpepperbeard]

I SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW PEACE!!! [x]

[skullpuke]

boys will be boys

[lilbitosunny]

HELLO???? /POS

[forsooth-verily]

Curled up absolutely sobbing at, "I thought there was a world where I was too late, it's all okay if I was too early."

"IT'S ALL OKAY IF I WAS TOO EARLY"

[aphrogeneias]

but imagine someone being confused like, they try to hit you up once, steve goes in, all tall and broad and full of charm, putting a hand on their shoulder and telling them you're spoken for. they're insistant though, and they try again when steve isn't near you, only to have eddie swoop in, a cocky look in his eyes, straightened shoulders filling up his leather jacket, claiming you as your boyfriend. and the person is like, "yeah, sure. you're both her boyfriends?", and eddie is like, "why? you don't believe us?"

meanwhile steve is back with your drink and fussing all over you, standing too close to be just a friend, and eddie walks back and takes his place beside you, placing a kiss on your cheek as you throw him a beating smile. he winks back at the person over your head as they leave, defeated.

people talk a lot about having scary boyfriend priviledge with eddie and yes they're absolutely right but steve would have that same effect too with one judgy look from him

[littleplantfreak]

Imagine sinking your teeth into your human lover and drinking their blood as they cum inside you. Warmth filling you from above and below

i want to be filled like an eclair on the regular and you torture me with an even sweeter treat?? I want to drain them dry but im tucking them in the comfiest blankies ever when im done cleaning up.

[wise-innocence]

87 pulls... Aventurine, this shield better be insane--

[leemillion]

CALLING ALL PRESTON GOODPLAY LOVERS (aka me)

IM MAKING A PLAYLIST

FOR THE ONE AN ONLY 😌

AND I NEED SONGS THAT REMIND YOU OF HIM. WHETHER THAT BE DIFFERENT STAGES OF HIS LIFE (canon or headcanon) OR YKNOW JUST WHATEVER GIVES YOU THE ✨VIBES✨

I’D LOVE SOME OUTSIDE OPINIONS ON THIS

HERE’S THE SONGS I ALREADY HAVE IN ORDER:

Introduction to the Snow - Miracle Musical (gives me the ✨vibes✨)

Look Who’s Inside Again - Bo Burnham (Think it would describe his childhood. At least a part of it)

Am I Supposed To Apologize? - Maria Mena (It’s %90 percent here because of a few short lyrics that would imply him discovering his love of theater. The other %10 is because I have a headcanon he’s a child of divorce parents.)

My Play - AJR (C’mon man it seems pretty self explanatory if you’ve listened to it. Plus it adds onto the divorced parents theory)

The Main Character - Will Wood (It’s literally him. C’mon man. The vibes. Also you cannot tell me he wouldn’t be a huge Will Wood fan.)

Hard to Be the Bard - Something Rotten! (He’s a writer✨ An artist✨ It can’t possibly be easy 😔)

Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos (Now this one is more the Performance Trio as a whole but still. Preston is the poet, obviously 😌 while Nerris is the soldier and Harrison is the ruler.)

I/Me/Myself - Will Wood (Because he's just so ✨gender✨ Plus if you headcanon him as gender-fluid it makes this even better.)

Oh No! - Marina & The Diamonds (A desire to succeed. To make it big in this world. He knows what he wants and he won’t stop at nothing to get it. He definitely has a fear of failure. And who’s to say he doesn’t feel like he’s the worst? He already acts like he’s the best. Who’s to say that’s not a cover up?)

Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic (Consider this the beginning of Preston Goodplay’s Good Play. He finally has a performance piece that people seem to like. He’s finally getting the love and attention he so deserves 😌 But at what cost?)

Non-Stop - Hamilton (Turns out his new performance is the only thing people seem to want. So why not just keep writing up new ideas for it? Sure he’ll eventually run out. But right now’s not eventually! He’ll just have to keep coming up with new ideas for it! Thing is it’s getting a lot more stressful than he intended.)

Left Brain, Right Brain - Bo Burnham (Oh Y’know just that one scene where he’s arguing with his own fucking reflection. Unsure whether he should sell out and give the people what they want, or follow what he wants with the risk that no one would like it.)

Show & Tell - Melanie Martínez (Ok this is getting ridiculous. They’ve started showing up to his practices and commenting on HIS writing process. It’s overwhelming. But what can he do about it? They’re his target audience. Well his only audience but still-)

Everyone is Dumb - Mazie x Everybody Likes You - Lemon Demon (Seems self explanatory. Everyone actually pays attention to him now. They’re excited for his performances. Everyone likes him. But they’re also stupid. It’s a stupidly simple performance that’s virtually the same every time. Yet they never get tired of it. Yes they like him, but is it worth it if this is the reason they like him.)

Shine A Light (Reprise) - Heathers (Oh y’know just the silly little nightmare he has :,D And then the hallucinations of his own reflection laughing at him. Plus him pulling out that prop knife uh- was he just being dramatic or??? Like he did have a bit of a psychotic break, man’s was hallucinating. How do we know he didn’t think the knife was real? Like was he actually trying to- y’know? Seriously is he ok-??)

Are You Satisfied - Marina & The Diamonds (He talks to David for a bit. And something’s called to question. Is he satisfied with this? He’s worried about his future yes, but then again what’s the point of making art if he doesn’t actually like it himself. It’s pointless. And he realizes no one else should get a say in what he wants to create. It’s his problem. No one else’s.)

Drama Club - Melanie Martinez (Honestly just doesn’t give a shit about anyone’s opinions anymore and that’s kind of a good thing. Even if they hate it. “Any reaction, positive or negative, is still a reaction :D” As tomatoes are pelted towards him. Honestly a healthier mentality than he had before. And I think that’s the end of the Preston Goodplay’s Good Play section of the playlist!)

Recess - Melanie Martinez (I’m here for Preston’s grandmother raising him and teaching him everything she knows 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Stg every lyric fucking fits. Also I think this could apply to his new mentality of “Fuck you it’s my art not yours I do what I want.” A nice little summary to the fiasco that is Preston Goodplay’s Good play.)

Mirror Man - Jack Stauber’s Opal (Mostly just gives me Preston vibes. His desire to become famous and what not.)

Art Is Dead - Bo Burnham (Vibesss man. “I am an artist, please god forgive me. I am an artist, please don't revere me. I am an artist, please don't respect me I am an artist, you're free to correct me. A self-centered artist. Self-obsessed artist. I am an artist. I am an artist. But I'm just a kid. I'm just a kid. I'm just a kid, kid. And maybe I'II grow out of it”)

Finale (Can’t Wait To See What You Do Next) - AJR (Honestly just thought it’d be cool to have the last song in the playlist be called Finale 💀 But I think it’s a nice little summary of his character. A final bow if you will 😌)

Anyways that’s about it. If anyone else has suggestions or input on the songs already here feel free to! Hell if you happen to disagree with anything feel free to. I love discussions about things I like :D Also feel free to suggest songs that you think I should add 😌 Gonna go pass out now baiiii

[hwangyeddeongie]

[orokay]

Hiiiiiiiiiii everyone, here are the April Ko-fis!

I’m currently unemployed! If you’d like to help me out you can get one of these for yourself when I open them again or donate to my ko-fi! Thank you so much for all of your support!🌺

[itsnotmourn]

2 and 17 :0

[ ask meme ]

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

It is usually Carmen who is the big spoon. She likes gently scratching his crown; she likes giving a little squeeze of his head and laying her head against his back or the crook of his neck; she likes twirling the ends of his stiffer hair because it bounces back so adorably.

Sometimes, it will be the other way around. There's no rules of spooning (cuddling) someone.

17. Who says I love you first?

Carmen verbally. She's not one to be afraid to speak on her feelings anyways, both intimate and emotional feelings. She says "I love you" easily like breathing.

Richard non-verbally. When it comes to his inner feelings, he's on the passive end. It's easier to think of it and do something about it than to say it out loud.

So, on a regular morning, it would be Richard first.

(^ i'm not sure if this is a "who confessed first" question so i'm assuming this is a question when they are already in a relationship lol)

i think i wrote some of this in my lil headcanon posts about them but that's not stopping me from writing more if it hehe. ty anon for sending an ask! <3

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

ough...6 o clock wake up tomorrow...to finjsh study for exam....

[hungerpunch]

i see even comedy that doesn't typically "punch down" has circled back around to using crackhead/crackwhore as a joke. i'm so exhausted by you all. you are so cruel, so casually callous, it's worrisome. you don't realize how easily that could be you. you think you're so superior, so pure, so intelligent as if addiction cares about how smart you are or what you do in life. as if this entire country (usamerica) is not machinated in a way to get people hooked on painkillers. as if the docuseries industry isn't busting with expositions that reveal the wide-ranging sprawl of addiction here and exactly how manipulated we have been. as if loads of people in "white collar" jobs aren't addicts. as if loads of stay at home parents aren't addicts. as if addicts can't have pearly smiles and collect a paycheck. as if there's any real merit between the person who got into a party drug as an impressionable kid then couldn't stop and the lawyer who started doing coke to stay awake for 80-hour workweeks then couldn't stop and the unsuspecting patient who was prescribed opioids by a doctor then couldn't stop. there's not. no one is better than anyone else. addiction is leveling. equalizing.

and the worst part is you are one, too, you up there on your high horse. you're addicted to something. something in this world has its claws in you, its grip on you, that you want to stop but can't, that you could not stop without support. so shut up. shut the fuck up. the people you call crackwhores, meth heads, junkies, etc. they are real fucking people. we are real fucking people just like you. we are real people who deserve your fucking respect and compassion. we are just people who are trying to exist within a system that is trying to eat us alive, just like the rest of you. it's not cute. it's not fucking cute. it's not cool. stop fucking laughing.