#p3anutbutt3rz

[bearnumberthree]

@p3anutbutt3rz moved from [x]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂It ain't anything personal. You are both useful, and dangerous, for what I am- erm... was... aiming for. Either way, what I do has gotta be done.＂

[tripleinkstrke]

Probably not good indeed.

Though it was worried for the mystery chum, it was also not a critter known for its' patience. Some part of it wished it were bigger already so it could carry, or maybe drag– the bigger fish somewhere else. It settled for going behind him and trying to push him upright; That should get him awake and halfway up already! It was so efficient!

@p3anutbutt3rz Oh, would you look at that, he was there. PB was laying on the sand, he seemed to be asleep? unconscious? It was one of the two, same concept, it’s fine. It was like he was beached, would that be the right word? Who knows how long he’s been there? His mouth was barely open, at least he was breathing.

There were a lot of things to find here- Other salmonid included, apparently. Despite itself, the smallfry was only mildly surprised to find another lone salmonid so close to the city. These things were usually uncommon, but it itself was a perfect example of the fact that it's happened before.

It should... probably check on him though. As an agent of the new New Squidbeak Splatoon, it had a duty to its' fellow creatures! That, and it felt a little bad for him.

The young salmon shook his shoulder, already looking for the closest bit of shelter.

[askcallienmarie]

sniff, sniff, sniff …

“HELL0 ?”

- NUMBER 0NE SANDWICH 0F ALL TIME, @p3anutbutt3rz [PB]

“Huh? Oh, hello! What's a salmonid like you doing out here?”

[bearnumberthree]

“Speaking for my bro here, I don’t like you.”

- @p3anutbutt3rz [D.W.]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂I ain’t here to be liked — Especially by Salmonid, of all creatures. I’m doing my job, and making sure my workers do theirs.＂

[ask-cohozuna]

“BWAHA, L0SERRRR.”

- @p3anutbutt3rz

"Keep playing games little fish and you'll go to bed with no dinner!"

[ask-cohozuna]

“Would ya look at that? Didn’t think I’d see ya out here, big guy.“

- @p3anutbutt3rz [BENEDICT/BENNY]

Cohozuna Looks down to see who was talking to him, ah it was his old friend.

“Yeah man, Ive been exploring a bit lately. Though my big ass is too giant to go into the city or anything…Casually anyway.”

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂There ain't any other ways. Not anymore. Just stay in your ocean and you won't get hurt. Badly, anyways. Some things are unavoidable.＂

“So that’s your response? Murder? Oh please. Don’t you think there are other ways?”

“Actually,”

“..why am I trying to reason with you?”

“Your dumb ‘employees’ hurt my bro, and I’m not letting that slide. Usually, I’m more welcoming when it comes to death or being served up and eaten, it’s my culture. But this feels wrong here.”

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ    ＂The reason why no longer matters. What I have started can no longer be undone, especially seeing as your kind are openly attacking the city. It's no longer a matter of my personal goals alone. The work Grizzco does is vital for profit- I mean... Keeping Splatsville safe.＂

“Not personal, huh? Y’know, when you wipe us out and steal our eggs for whatever reason you got going on there, it does seem kind of personal. We’re just out here living, chief.”

[tripleinkstrke]

It could manage a 'probably.'

"You can walk," Smallfry says in more of a statement than a question. Listen, it was two feet tall, and while it prided itself on being able to do some pretty amazing stuff, those were super-special circumstances. Right now it didn't think it could actually drag a fish thrice its' size into the city.

It gestures its' head towards some of the outskirts of Splatsville, treasure hunt entirely forgotten, and runs off quickly towards a shadier side alley that lead to a busted vending machine. Veronica taught it how to slam against the thing just right so it'd pop out a free drink, which it thought that this salmonid might appreciate more than being dunked head-first into the local water feature.

[tripleinkstrke]

@p3anutbutt3rz

He yawned, dusting the remaining sand off of him and scratching his chin. Ew, his mouth felt dry. PB felt completely uncomfortable right now. Once he heard the Smallfry, he looked around and then spotted him. The Chum blinked, he was silent until he fully processed its presence. “MM?” He was. really out of it.

That much, Smallfry could tell.

"Are you dying??" Other creatures preferred to ask 'are you okay', but it thought this was much more to the point. There were a bunch of different answers to 'are you okay' that meant a bunch of different things, but if they were dying was a simple yes or no question.

Smallfry chittered as it waited for a response, either unable or unwilling to stay put as it moved around in the sand. If he was dying, then it could just haul him over to one of the nearby water fountains and reverse-drown him to life. Was... there a word for that?

[tripleinkstrke]

@p3anutbutt3rz

Oh hey, there you go. He felt it trying to get him to move. PB groaned again and finally picked himself up, he’s been out for a while anyway. It’s about time he got up. His eye opened once he was up, unaware of Smallfry being here. Lord, this heat was burning him, he felt dry. PB looked around, where was he again?

Finally! Movement!

Immediately it rolled out from where it was behind him and hopped up a little to get his attention.

It wasn't really one for conversation, mostly because Veronica was the only person who could actually understand it, but some context was probably important for this situation.

"Hey!! Hi!?" Smallfry barked at him in some admittedly rough salmonid. In it's defense, it hasn't exactly had a lot of practice recently.

[tripleinkstrke]

@p3anutbutt3rz Oh, would you look at that, he was there. PB was laying on the sand, he seemed to be asleep? unconscious? It was one of the two, same concept, it’s fine. It was like he was beached, would that be the right word? Who knows how long he’s been there? His mouth was barely open, at least he was breathing.

There were a lot of things to find here- Other salmonid included, apparently. Despite itself, the smallfry was only mildly surprised to find another lone salmonid so close to the city. These things were usually uncommon, but it itself was a perfect example of the fact that it's happened before.

It should... probably check on him though. As an agent of the new New Squidbeak Splatoon, it had a duty to its' fellow creatures! That, and it felt a little bad for him.

The young salmon shook his shoulder, already looking for the closest bit of shelter.