#original: mod LilBirb

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someone: anyone have any good klance fanfic recs?

me, sitting on a fic rec list of over 600 klance fics: *sweats*

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klance date nights

lance wears suits or a stylish but fancy outfit

keith wears the pants that lance says make his butt look best and a black undershirt with a long-sleeved flannel in blue, red, or gray

they go out to someplace fancy about once every two or three months

the rest of the time they eat in. they switch between cooking dinner together and ordering takeout

then they watch movies. keith likes cartoons and lance likes romcoms, but even though they playfully argue about what to watch, they dont mind watching each other's choice

sometimes they binge a show together instead.

their favorite genre is murder mystery.

keith always knows the killer and the victim as soon as either of them appears on the screen. he deadpans, "they did it" the second they show up. lance pretends it frustrates him but he actually finds it adorable even tho its sometimes annoying that keith ruins the suspense. but keith kisses his cheek in apology whenever lance pouts about it so. its fine.

lance always figures out any other big plot twists and also how/why the killer did it. he shouts at the characters that theyre being dumb and "need to get a clue!! LITERALLY"

keith giggles and smiles at him fondly the whole time

when the protagonist finally figures out what lance realized, he always shouts "SEE i TOLD you!!!" and keith always bursts into full-bodied laughter. lance only does it after the first time because he wants to see him laugh.

at the end they always sleepily stumble into their room and make out just a little.

they fall asleep spooning every time.

(keith's the big spoon)

if there were plot holes in the movie lance will rant about them for the next day or so to anyine who will listen. mostly keith. keith loves it.

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keith: *spends five minutes trying to figure out how to consume a burger*

keith: i mean who gives a fuck really??

keith: *freezes*

keith: *smiles a little* yeah, i mean, who gives a fuck really?

keith: *takes monstrous bite, immediately getting ketchcup and mustard and pickle juice all over face and fingers up to the soace between my knuckles*

keith: *snorts, grins* yeah, okay i deserve that

lance: *from across the garrison cafeteria* keith kogane i have feelings for you

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Keith: *sleepily* hey, Lance, sing me a song

Lance: *also sleepy* okay

Lance: I'm bringing sexy baaaaaack, yeah, them other boys-- *sings the entire song, word for word*

Keith: Lance.

Lance: hmm?

Keith: Lance.

Lance: *sighs* what, Keith, darling, love of my life?

Keith: I hate that song.

Lance:

Keith:

Lance: I'm taking the ring back.

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keith: hi I'm Keith-

lance: name's Lancey Lance

keith: uh... Okay then, Lance

*ten years later*

Justice of the Peace: do u, keith kogane, take Lancey Lance as your--

keith: wait.

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lance: babe babe babe!! It's starting!!! Hurry up!

keith: WHAT PART OF DVR DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.

lance: BUT BABE IT'S THE OLYMPICS.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron) Additional Tags: Tumblr Prompt, but not really, Based on a Tumblr Post, more tags to come but for now, Marriage Proposal Summary:

Keith had started to notice that Lance had been acting a little odd, but after Lance seemingly begins avoiding Keith just as Keith is preparing to pop the question, Keith worries there might be something his boyfriend isn't telling him.

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I want some soft boys who are so in love that sometimes they just lay next to each other and cuddle and look at each other and maybe kiss now and then but mostly I just want them to love each so much that sometimes they just stare at the beauty of one another and don't need to speak

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first date

Lance: so... Keith... Why'd you get kicked out of the garrison? Did you break into some top secret files?? Were too cool for school? Did you actually shank Iverson in the eyeball like that one rumor? It was something totally badass, right?

Keith: *thinking about how he tripped, stubbed his toe, and then reflexively screamed "FUCK" which scared Iverson into jerking his head sharply and hitting his brow against a corner of the wall*

Keith: uhhh... Yeah, definitely.

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*at Garrison*

Lance: miss me with that straight shit!

Keith, across the room: *internally* did he just say miss me with that gay shit? Fuck... Guess I shouldn't confess after classes today like I'd planned...

*in Space*

Lance: *nervously* actually, I really like you, Keith... I have a crush on you

Keith: *unintelligible screeching*

Lance: ??

Keith: *suddenly flirtatious* oh? Really?

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keith: *listening to music with ear buds and bobbing his head softly*

lance: *internally* wow, he's so cool... I bet he has the edgiest, coolest underground music taste...

keith: *singing along in his head* life in plastic, it's fantastic, you can brush my hair

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Lance: *walks into the living room to see Keith on the couch, scrolling through his phone as Red rests on his chest* hey--

Keith: *snorts* oh my gosh *shows phone to Red* looks at his face

Red: *blinks at Keith*

Keith: I know right

Lance: *tears streaming down his face* hey, babe

Keith: oh! Lance! What's wrong??

Lance: you are the most perfect human to ever exist and I'm so glad I married you I can't wait to spend my whole life with you you're so precious and beautiful and pure and I'd die for you--

Keith: I haven't showered in five days, but thanks, I love you too

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keith: i think I just swallowed an orange seed... is an orange tree gonna grow inside me?

lance: I love you so much but you are so wrong--

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keith: *surrounded by Red and Blue as kittens, all curled up on his and Lance's bed and fluffy comforters, a Lance body pillow in his arms, they're all napping, both Keith and Red snoring softly*

Lance: ...I feel like I've been replaced

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keith hates chicken nuggets and lance likes ketchup on his mac and cheese and those are the only things they ever argue about after they get together