#or two hihihih

[procrastinationstationn]

I have... a few 🙈😂 plus 4 or 5 in the living room, I love these lil guys 🥰

THESE ARE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM BEAR 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[jyoongim]

HIHIHIH OMG ILYSMMM UR WOEK IS AMAZING!!!

SOOOOOO i have a few req idwas!!

idea 1: reader is lucifers s/o and finds out luci is cheating on them so for payback they hook up w alastor luci may or may not find out up to you!

idea 2: reader is alastors s/o and they are at readers parents house (theyre also in hell) and reader goes to ask their dad sum like "hey daddy..." and her dad and alastor both respond....

JUST A FEW IDEAS I HAD FOR AWHILE BTW IDK IF I DID THIS RIGHT THIS WAS MY FIRST REQ..

You did a wonderful job! Thank you for the request! i did the 2nd idea! I thought it was funny hehehe

Your parents had invited you and Alastor to Sunday dinner. Funny thing that the most church-loving couple ended up in Hell. They never broke tradition even down here.

“Ooh honey we are so happy you two could join us” Your mother chirped, beaming as you hand her the bouquet of flowers you had picked up and pulled you into a hug. 

“Its always a pleasure to get a chance to eat your fine cookin maam” Alastor smiled as his mother in law gave him a squeeze, letting y’all inside and heading towards the dining room.

Your mother talked about the latest gossip she had heard, hissing murderously at the mention of Susan joining her book club.

”Oh can you believe that hag? Just can’t let me have nothin”

“I told ya momma if she hate the woman so much why not just smoke ‘er, but nope she too sweet.” Your father’s deep brawl met your ears as you entered the living room.

He smiled at you, pulling you into a bear hug as he kissed your forehead “Ooh there’s my princess” he said affectionately making you giggle. He straightened up, turning to Alastor, he gave a smile

”Aaah how are you doing my boy? heard you were managing a fancy hotel! Me and the Mrs should come check y’all out sometimes.” 

They shook hands and you slipped away to help your mother get dinner.

And what a dinner indeed.

Dinner was filled with chatter as the two parties caught up with each other. 

Everything was wonderful.

“Daddy can you pass me the pitcher of lemonade please?” you asked as you realized you had a empty glass.

“Why of course”

”Sure thing”

two voices said, making you tense and look up with wide eyes.

Your father and Alastor were now looking at each other as both had reached out to grab the pitcher.

Alastor ears were perked as he gave your father a sharp smile, slowly retracting his hand as he chuckled.

Your father however had a frown on his face and his lips pulled into a snarl, eyes narrowing.

You wanted to be swallowed up by the floor.

Your father’s eyes cut to you, making your cheeks burn as you looked away, embarrassed.

“You wanna tell me why he responded to that? You know what i already have an inkling. Alastor meet me out back” your father growled standing up, making a move to grab his shotgun.

”There’s no need for that!” You whined, standing up to block your father from Alastor.

”Sir i assure you that isn’t half of what she calls me” the red demon chuckled darkly, making the older demon rush at him. 

Alastor disappeared in a shrew of shadows, taking you with him.

”Dinner was lovely as always Madam” he kissed your mother’s cheek, disappearing as the sound of a shot rang out.

”Well dinner was rather eventual” he smirked, you facepalmed

”i am never going home again. How will i face them again after that?” You whine. Alastor kissed your cheek

”Dear you’ve called me worst, I’m sure hell forget about it”

———————————————————————————-

“Um guys why is there a demon with a shotgun shouting outside the hotel?” Charlie asked.

You groaned, glaring at Alastor

[ceilidho]

Hello lovely Ceil

I was wondering, cause I'm reading country roads again for the seventeenth time lol... Does John still believe that readers the mail order bride? Since they had the argument at the courthouse I wonder if he's suspicious at all. Reader lied to Kates face when they were out and she didn't seem to believe her...IDK...

hi hihihih!!!

i don't want to spoil anything just yet so i can't say!! the two options are either 1) John is stubborn and either willfully blind or actually blind and doesn't have a clue that reader wasn't the girl he corresponded with, and he really believed his own argument at the courthouse that she was just pretending due to getting cold feet

OR, 2) John suspects to some degree or outright knows and doesn't care LMAO

or maybe he knows and does care, but just not enough to actually do something about it!! who knows!!!

as for Kate, again, can't spoil, but that scene in the restaurant where Kate was sort of prodding at reader's past was a moment of like doubt or fishing for more information. she obviously didn't 100% buy it. whether she does now is a mystery :))

[noodles-even-less-stable]

hihihih hope your doing better^_^ (as good as you can be without your meds😭)

but im just gonna go on a quick rant that leads to a question 😋

So recently on stardew i got 3 new pets (I finally had enough money to..😽) one dot and two cats. I named the dog sniffy, the white cat cleopatra and the black one iris!!<3

now. To my question!^_^

whats the pet you have in stardew and whats it called:3

(I hope this isnt too unreadable im kinda out of it rn💖)

So currently I just have the base black cat named Celestial that I call Celeste (my farm is very space and constellation themed)

I heard you can get turtles and stuff though?? I've been too busy restarting and perfecting to reach a new pet yet but I finally reached fall with a greenhouse full of ancient seeds so soon I'll get more pets

[crossnamara]

How would you recommend getting into Starkid? It's incredibly daunting, theres just so much...

OHOHJTGFJREIWFNGD HIHIHIH

okay. so. if you want to get into hatchetfield specifically (all the good horror comedy stuff with the fun lore), you should go the guy who didnt like musicals then black friday. then honestly id say its your choice whether you want to watch nightmare time next (series they did through zoom, two seasons. whole lot of lore) or nerdy prudes must die, their latest stage musical.

but for more general starkid, id say it depends on your interests? the very potter trilogy is good if you like or have liked harry potter in the past. i think starship is really good, but its not exactly like a starter musical. trail to oregon is very good and very funny.

but honestly, i would definitely recommend starting with tgwdlm. its an amazing show. let me know if you have any more questions!!! i am always happy to talk about starkid

[farbexx]

HIHIHIH:33

SKETCHES OF THOSE TWO!!

[silvervinewine]

hihihih hello ive been recently obsessed with pantalone so id be glad to make a request about him!!!

okay so its a male!reader x pantalone /romantic i was thinking about a scenario where reader is a Rare. species of dragon and can shapeshift into a human; whos (poorly treated) sold at a black market auction. so! pantalone buys him! "I'll turn you into someone worthy of staying at my side."

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, I WOULD ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU (W/ PANTALONE)

caged in, you glared at your captors, savoring the last remaining memories of your old life. feeling eyes all of you, a mighty adeptus reduced to this. stripped of honour, stripped of dignity, caged in a dingy metal cell. your abilities to shapeshift into a dragon highly sought after, not only by the people of liyue, but by "collectionists" as well.

"ten grand," you heard a rather hoarse voice yell.

ten grand for a fearful warrior, what a joke. the audience was loud, yelling different prices and betting on who will win your head. the stage lights then shined directly into your eyes, making you scowl, as the chatter intensified.

one face stood up from the crowd, a tall man, refined and gorgeous. as an excellent judge of character yourself, you could see it in his features, he was devoid of any particular malicious intent.

he stood up gracefully, raising his voice, "five million mora for this lovely gentleman."

his clear blue eyes, persistant and kind. if you had to get out through the means of being bought, you would gladly go along with him.

"anyone else, offering a higher price," the showsman announced, "the adeptus dragon, three, two..."

"one. congratulations lord pantalone of being the new master of this creature!"

they opened your cage, you would've ran, yet you were far too weak for that. instead he walked up to you, looking into your eyes.

he muttered something into your ear, "i'll turn you into someone worthy of staying at my side."

[amorisrat]

I can't believe I sat down and proceeded to come up with all the designs for Death's family in my little AU

NOW FOR THE HARDEST PART. naming them and drawing the rest of it also sneak peak under here :3

GRRRRR IM MCLOVIN IT (we got his mama and two sisters hihihih)

[trenchcoatsbi]

This is sorta directed at Tom because I know he likes musicals but anybody can answer <3

So I may have watched a recorded version of the Newsies broadway production. And hermitcraft/traffic life AU anybody :3

Grian is Jack ofc. Scar is Crutchie and Mumbo is Kathrine and weither or not you want romance you've got fun options and if you don't then grian has two funny friends!!! Jimmy is Davy and Lizzie is the little kid. I just like the idea of Lizzie being like 13 but looking younger and using it to get people to buy more papers. i think it fits.

I'm not sure wheither I like the Watchers being the Newspaper comaniny or Snider and the Refuge better because either are fun! On one hand, them being The World fits the traffic games but also them being Snider feeds into the common grian-ran-away-from-the-watchers headcanon so- (I'm thinking the Listeners are which ever one ends up not being the Watchers)

The manhatten newsies are the traffic crew, and the other boughs are different smps. I'm thinking brooklyn is either empires or hermitcraft. There are little background moments of the traffic crew and ofc I'm saying Dogwarts have got a weird qpr poly energy behind every interaction.

I dreamt of this last night so you get it now - Voidling Anon

oh hihihih sorry Newsies lives rent free in my head well okay not rent free rent free musicals come in second to my crippling minecraft hyperfixation but rahghghg I fucking love them.

anyway fuck man yeah thats so fucking silly i love that

[cantdanceflynn]

Candace hii!!! I have two questions, what is Alice's design, how does she look? :0 and for the Deity AU, what are Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Candace and Jeremy's powers??

AHHHHHHHHH HIHIHIH DEITY AU QUESTIONS YESSSSSSSSSS

IVE DONE THREE ANIMATICS STARRING ALICE SO IT SHOULDN'T BE HARD TO FIND THE STUFF FOR HER DESIGN MY YT USERNAME IS ALSO CANTDANCEFLYNN BUT

HERES THE ONE UNMASKED FULL PIC IVE DONE OF HER SO FAR. TIS WORTH NOTING THIS IS OLD AS SHIT AND THAT

THIS SPECIFIC BACKGROUND CHARACTER WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR HER DESIGN AND IS TECHNICALLY CANON HER(SHES NOT RLY AN OC WOOOO OFJIDVJDVIDV)

AS FOR THEIR POWERS, TO SIMPLIFY, PHINEAS HAS ELECTRICITY BASED POWERS, FERB HAS FORCEFIELD OR BASICALLY SHIELD BASED POWERS, ISABELLA HAS PLANT BASED POWERS, CANDACE HAS FIRE BASED POWERS, AND JEREMY HAS WATER BASED POWERS!!!

TYSM I AM DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH THE AU IF U HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLS ASK

[just-some-random-blogger]

Hi! Hello! How are you? I'm fine, thank you. Can I request a part 2 of 'Character Development'? Yes, that one, thank you. I love you. Smoochie here, smoochie there, smoochie everywhere! 💋💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍😻🥰😘

HI HELLO HIHIHIH I'M GOOD MY LOVE HIHIHIH I'm glad you're doing fine. To be honest, i love angst endings so i'm really not sure if I'll do a p2. plus the fic got flagged 🧍‍♂️ HAHAHAH for sexual content? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 LOL so idk someone out there hatin on that fic T_T

Anyway it's fine. i'll think about it cos i did have a plan for a p2 but idk part twos man ////: HAAHHA just not my thing

I TAKE ALL YOUR SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE THO

[just-some-random-blogger]

Damn this was a ride. In all honesty truth, it's only the fact you took the time to explain everything with depth that I was able to understand the plot of game of thrones AHHAAHBABAHAHAH. OK I have like barely basic knowledge but yeah, taking the time to explain everything was very thoughtful of you AHAHAHAH💗💗💗💗

this is pretty long so a keep reading lol

“A beautiful flower for a beautiful lady.” the man said, and though Alys melted, his arm went directly past her, and in front of the Stark girl, whose eyes were wide. Her hands trembled, unable to reach out for the flower - And the man approached her, ripping the stem and putting the flower in her hair. “Much better.” his smile was so gentle and sweet, Y/N thought she would die on the spot.

Instead, she reached out to the ribbon in her hair and tied it around his palm. “I pray that you will win, My Lord.” the Prince’s smile widened, and Y/N could swear that he, in that golden outfit of his, was radiating brighter than the morning Sun.

DANNGGG SHE GOT GAME THO ??? wtf i could never i would simply die in face of oberyn martell

“Calm yourself, Alys. It is just a flower, nothing more. He will not even remember that I exist.” the girl smiled gently at her friend, reassuring her - But she had missed the envious look in her eyes.

🤨 [criminal bombastic side eye] girl dafaq? over a man??? ok i mean the man is gorgeous but have a little bit of feminism damn dafaq

“What an interesting pair we have before us, my love. An innocent and timid little snowdrop, accompanied by a bold and fierce rose. How intriguing.” the Prince was now focused on the two new-comers, though his arms were still snaked around his lover’s waist.

i love ellaria <3 a city girl girl's girl boss slay

“We are undeserving of such compliments, Your Grace.” Y/N spoke softly - [...]

damn. take the compliment???? wtf HELP

“Don’t be rude, Y/N - The Prince is giving us compliments, you have to accept them.” Alys grunted at her friend, before turning at the Martell Prince, batting her eyelashes dearly. 

i mean at least she has a little bit of sense

“Noble or not, it does not take away from your beauty.” Y/N retorted quickly - [...]

YN GIRLS GIRL LOVE CARE SLAY QUEEN YASS PURR UGH

“Beautiful names, just like the ladies having them.” Oberyn nodded. “Then, would the ladies wish to share our chambers tonight?” Y/N almost fell backwards off the bench from complete shock and fright.

Oberyn is the girl, yn and i are the cat:

BUT ALSO DONT MIND IF I DO DADDY 🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😜

The next morning was unusually quiet and relaxing. The weather was fine, the Sun was warm and the breeze just right. Somehow, during this beautiful morning, somehow, even the royal stench wasn’t as awful on the senses as usual. Y/N decided to have a plate of fruit tarts and find her peace in the flower garden, alone from everyone else. It was her hiding place - A little silly, she knew, but sitting down on the soft green grass and gazing at the myriad of colourful flowers was the only thing that made Y/N smile.

🥺🫶 I see it and i want to be her sounds lovely ugh

“My Lady has such a beautiful smile. You put the flowers around to shame.” [...]

HIHIHIH NO YOU DADDY

[...] “Not bad for something done in this place.” he tilted his head to the side comically.

💀💀💀 AHAHAHAHAHAHA OBERYN COMEDIC KING PULLED NO STOPS WENT RATATATATATA

“Forgive my language, Your Grace, but I think the right word you are searching for is much harsher and down to earth. I am an outright simple idiot.” her delicate hand was placed over his, so she could move his hand away from her face.

BRUHHHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

AT LEAST SHE'S SELF-AWARE1!! You know what the dead greek guy said i know that i know nothing and thus he was the smartest. 😌😌😌 purr queen things 💅💅💅💅

“I am undeserving of your compliments, Your Grace - Though, I am grateful for your discretion.” [...]

[CRIMINAL BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE] TAKE THE COMPLIMENT YOU RAT me @ myself fuuuuuck

But Ellaria was the sweetest woman in the world, and she hugged her dearly to her chest and kissed the top of her head. “Sweet little flower, worrying so much over nothing. It should be yourself you should be worrying about. Being traded off like an object of political means. You needn’t apologise to me. I pity you - But fret not. Oberyn is a good man. He will take good care of you. And so will I.” she remembers tearing up and hugging the woman tighter, thanking her over and over again for being so understanding and benevolent.

ELLARIA THE QUEEN THAT NEVER WAS MOVE OVER RHAENYS

Most of the time, however, she would spend her time in her room, doing various activities, be that reading Dornish books, or practicing over and over again strategies for the card game that Oberyn had thought her. She wanted to be a worthy opponent for the man - She had to live up to the expectations of a Prince, after all. Or, at least as close as she can get. Sometimes, she would embroider some of her dresses, and even some of the tunics that the Prince may or may not have intentionally taken over to her room. He had even taught her how to paint, and brought her all kinds of paints and paper, and though it wasn’t perfect, she had a particular fondness and skill in painting the flowers she would see in the gardens.

she like me fr. tryna impress my crush. also nauuURRRR HE'S AN ARTIST 😩😩😩😩💔💔💔💔💔

But the most beautiful envelope was directed to Alys. [...]

a waste of paper im sure. friends dont eye friends evilly

“Do you love women, Y/N?” he asked in the most casual tone possible. “If yes, I can have any woman of your liking brought over for you.” it only made her cheeks flare up.

NO BUT HES SO FUCKING HOT FOR THAT BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR AWWWOOOOO also the fact he wasn't outright offering himself cos he wants to give her options

“You needn’t be cautious with me, sweetling. Men loving men, women loving women - People loving people - It matters little, as long as the love is genuine. You can tell me. I want to know the preferences of my lovely wife.” he always knew how to make her mind spin around.

PERSONALLY I WOULD PREFER IF YOU [GETS HIT BY A BUS]

Now, even more than before, he would come over to her chambers and would bring her new jewellery, all of them shining gold like the Sun, with precious stones of every kind and colours, and he would steal long and tender kisses from her. If he were gifting her a necklace, he would put it around her neck from behind, admiring how it embellished her flawless snow-white cleavage, and would embrace her from behind, leaning down to tickle her with soft neck kisses - She would always giggle from those.

sugar daddy core purr as he should 😌💅

If there were rings, he would kneel in front of her and slid them on, before kissing each of her knuckles, the back of her hand, and then he would lean his face into her touch and kiss the inside of her wrist - She would get so bashful that she would get on the ground next to him and hug him tightly to her chest, whispering the sweetest confessions of love and care.

And if he were to bring he any kind of hair accessory, be it a flower crown or pearls, a golden gem tiara, or a sheer veil filled with diamonds and zircons that would make her hair shine even more, then he would ask to brush her hair and he would fix the accessory in her hair himself, then tilt her head to kiss her forehead - She would put her hand over his, and cheekily bring his hand for her to kiss.

During the day, the two would play the newest card and dice game that was trending all around the young people - It became a trend, as she called it - And he had to admit, it was a nice game that combined strategy and luck rather beautifully. But better than that, he loved how she would make such adorable expressions when she would lose. He didn’t even imagine there could exist one with such awful luck, but she proved him wrong, times and times again, when out of 10 dices, none of them would depict the element she needed... For multiple rounds... For multiple games.

girl 💀💀💀💀🧍‍♀️ press f to pay respect 😔

At evening, she would sneak by the shore and dance - But it wasn’t just any type of dancing, Oberyn realised - But spear dancing. After he showed off to her multiple times when training, it seemed to have inspired the little flower to practice herself. She was fast and agile, but more than anything, she was so graceful and elegant, with her flowing skirts spinning around her slender form, and her long hair flying with every move. More than anything, however, she was having fun. Never had he seen her grinning so widely and having fun with all her heart. She looked free - As free as a bird, allowed to sing at will and fly at win - Allowed to do anything without anything restricting her in any way. She had some difficulty with the weight of the weapon, but twirling around made it feel less than a feather.

ok girlie

go off and seduce our man

“I’m surprised, lovely, Y/N, you have become so good at this.” seeing as it had dried, he held up the long paper and admired it. “Just like the real flower - I’ll have someone hang it so I can see it every time I wake up. Thank you, sweet one.” he raised her chin slightly, before kissing her forehead.

“You do not get it at all, do you? Or is that you do not want to understand?” he asked, putting Y/N on his lap. “It is you that I love.” Oberyn pulled the girl into a long and passionate kiss. “And I will have no one hurt the one I love.” he kept pulling her closer and closer with each kiss. The fire was suffocating her, but it also made her long for more. “I was unable to save Elia, but I will not allow those fuckers to lay their hand on you, my love.” Y/N was feeling her body and mind melting altogether in his embrace, and she was sure that, soon, she will transform into a puddle and slip between his fingers. “I am no saving Alys. I am saving you.”

“I DEMAND TRIAL BY COMBAT!” the very same wavery voice shrieked out, her voice echoing loudly through everyone’s ears. 

you what? SHE SCREAMING FR DANG. girl even i know oberyn dies in this ??? girl [criminal bombastic side eye] but get it ig

[...] “You! How-- HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!” a familiar voice cried out, as rapid footsteps echoed - Y/N felt herself being pushed against the wall by weak hands. Her beautiful sister Sansa was crying in her chest, shaking and sobbing tragically. “You will die! How could you do that?! Was seeing dad die not enough?! Now you will have me watch you die as well?!” 

sansa the only one who got the brain cells in the fam

“Dorne and House Martell is known to cause problems for the Crown for hundreds of years. Might as well sneak you out and bring you back to Sunspear with your elder sister. You will see that she has taken quite a liking to the Water Gardens especially.” Oberyn’s amused voice betrayed none of his nervousness. Sansa had a glare on her face, looking at him. She saw him as the man who took her sister away from her.

girl 💀💀 now is not the time but thanks i guess A for effort

“You are still hurting, my love. There is no need for you to rush or hide your mourning. You need to heal.” his voice was so gentle and loving, Y/N felt herself melting in his touch.

daddy listen we wanna get married to you before she does something that kills u ok? ok

“I know. But I was raised with very traditional and stuck up views. I have long since broken many of those sacred laws, but by mine own selfishness, I am invoking the marriage pact so I can have you even closer to me. Will you forgive me for my unbecoming selfishness, my sweet Prince?” his chuckled breath on her skin as he was kissing her neck made her fingers dig into his shoulder as she let out a sweet mewl.

finally ughhhh 💗💗😫😫

“The Lannisters send their regards -” [...]

you thought you ate? you thought you did something? [walks away]

“First of all - Fuck the Lannisters. Second of all... Fuck you.” Y/N chuckled, seeing Alys with huge tears in her eyes, groaning from the pain.

deserve BEAT HER ASS UNGRATEFUL PRICK

“H-How did you -- How did you know?!” the Manderly girl shrieked at her, making Y/N cringe and rub her ears.

????????????????????????????????? at this point if she didnt she deserves to die /////: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[...] “Also - Tyrion told me you’re Cersei’s lackey. I had been on the lookout for you for... A while now.”

💅💅💅💅💅 purr

“IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!” Alys yelled at her. “It should have been me...!” she started sobbing. “Cersei promised me she would marry me to you! She promised me wealth and status and everything I wanted, as long as I worked for her!” 

“Because I’m cute.” Y/N laughed at her, only for her lover to agree. [...]

HAHHAHAAHHAHAH AND THATS ON CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HAHHHAAHA SLAYYYYYYYYYY

“Surely, you can go have your fun with her later. My sweet, innocent snowdrop aroused me too much, and I couldn’t possibly continue my night peacefully without some aid from my beautiful and lovely wife.” lazily extending his arm, he grabbed the girl’s wrist and pulled her back on top of him. “Since you ask me so nicely, I suppose I can make her wait a night... Or maybe two, to take care of my sweet husband of mine.”

My Innocent Snowdrop ~ Oberyn Martell x Stark!Reader

Summary: The eldest Stark girl is forced to marry Oberyn Martell as a political alliance made by Cersei, but what she does not know is that the Prince of Dorne is a very loving man who easily falls in love with her and cherishes her deeply.

The wolves never strayed away from the North - Y/N told herself, staring up at the head of her father, rotting on that wretched pike. He should have rejected the spot as the Hand of the King - Look where it got him and all the men that came with them. Septa Mordane’s head was also there, staring up at the Sun… And poor Jayne Poole, being imprisoned and… Lord knows what is being done to her.

Lady was dead, Nymeria and Meria, Y/N’s direwolf, were long since away from their premises. All the Stark wolves were very much dispersed all over Westeros, with Sansa and Y/N the only unfortunate souls licking each other’s wounds in King’s Landing.

Y/N would think hard, if there was any good memory she had of this forsaken place. Perhaps the time that she saw Arya being taught how to ‘dance’ by the master. The castle, the courtyard… Maybe everything except for the flower gardens was completely awful - Just like the stench of Flea’s Bottom. A good memory would be when she cheered for Sandor Clegane during the journey for Prince Joffrey’s name day… While he was still Prince, at least. He was such a good man, despite that rough exterior he puts out - Though Sansa was afraid to even look at him, Y/N always felt safe around him. Ironically, the same could be said about Tyrion, the Lannister dwarf with that silver tongue and cheek to match him. She could could count on her fingers the amount of times he had saved her and Sansa from danger - And she wouldn’t have enough hands.

She missed the North so much. That harsh cold was soothing, and the whipping wind was a caress. She wanted to hear the lullaby of the forest and the beauty of the fauna and flora around. She wanted to feel the fluffy snow under her feet again, and see her North lights with her old friend, the bastard of Dreadfort. She was glad that her parents had no idea she would meet up with Ramsay Snow every fortnight, in the Wolf’s Woods - He might have been the craziest psychopath, she thought, but she hadn’t felt more alive than when they were running with their canine companions through the frozen forests.

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[perkvpsvcho]

cr c2 ep9

lucky bitch.

os ads do sam são hilários, pqp

acho que é esse o ep em que a laura berra irada I'M PREGNANT enquanto sai da mesa? lmao

feeling sad. good thing i have cr right

look at them cheating as a team, so wholesome

laura being competitive IS SO FUNNY

unpleasant one & obnoxious one

MARISHA E TALIESIN SE COMPLEMENTANDO AO BATEREM NA PORTA SOS THIS IS A REAL FAMILY

fjord master class in charisma - student: beauregard

HE SAID ENTHUSIASM!

kkkkkkkkkkkk dois botões, Nott!!

a focus ford

a tiny little fiesta

nott disfarçada de fjord TEM QUE TER NA ANIMAÇÃO

YAAAAAY MY BABY HAS ARRIVED and yasha is just there, in a hot tub, looking all cool as usual sigh so hot

[jester asking about molly's tattoos] what about the Prince Albert? KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

aw she's so sleepy poor baby

poor ashley whatever she goes is body tattoos [blindspot oi]

same, beau/marisha. same [thirsting over naked yasha]

we made 60 gold in 3 days nott: I STOLE 2 BUTTONS! yasha: oh... how nice... travis losing it:

it makes me sad that yasha doesn't count herself as part of the team, she keeps saying you and stuff, not being included ): SHE'S A MIGHTY NEIN TOO

OH OH OH THATS RIGHT YASHA IS A BARBARIAN AND ASHLEY STILL HAS NOT HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO START WITH HER CUTE LITTLE I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE omg i'm gonna die evey time she's so freaking adorable

NOT NOTT LEARNING HOW TO SWIM LIKE A DOG FOR FUCKS SAKE LMFAO

the single most precious baby

THE ANNOYING MISTRESS..? THE KNOWING MISTRESS!

mds a yasha só não é pior que o caleb pq ela tenta kkkkkk cute baby

[yasha not feeling comfortable enough to talk about her religion] nott: we can see your vagina! dm:

AS A VICTIM OF CAMPAIGN ONE, IT HAS TO BE KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK yes everything is a milk bath

NO ONE FUCKING TOUCH ME

they go "hi" and "hi" to each other and taliesin whispers something to her and she comes close and they just

yasha: pretty spectacular that [the rucy of the sea] is your mother beau: she has her own single [LAURA SHAKING HER HEARD NO] KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Ô CARALHO DE NOVO NAO

BEAU E FJORD MOM AND DAD DO GRUPO ENSINANDO A NOTT A MERGULHAR EU VOU MORRER DE AMOR

meanwhile nott volta debaixo d'água berrando que vai matar todo mundo

shoot your shot, beau

yasha: he [shakaste] called you baby a lot? beau: yeah i was kind of into it, i dind't feel demeaned by it. makes me feel good, makes me feel safe [no but same here pls]

gahd, it's good to see you [molly/taliesin pra yasha/ashley sou eu]

BEAUYASHA BOTH WAITING EVERY ONE TO GET OUT FIRST

askfjkfadkfkkkkdsjdsksksjaksjksk idiots]

laura: who gives up first? marisha: we're in hot tub chicken right now

yasha: i dont care to show anything, beau: NO? yasha: i just wanted to see everybody else naked first beau: it's kind of my thing ISTFG THESE TWO IDIOTS

yasha sai da água marisha pro dm: do i get a nice view? matt e ashley: yes PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN

hihihih fjord doesnt want to be away from jester is that i'm getting here????

UGGHHH JESTER I LOVE YOU

yasha socially awkward such a baby

aff ashley e esse pirulito enorme vou mmt

omg are they gonna fight? IS SHE GONNA RAGE???

yasha: i sense a little sarcasm in you, sir dmpc: it's a dwarven thing. i've got resting bitch voice

YOU PEOPLE HAVE LESS THAN 30 MINUTES TO LET ME HAVE ASHLEY SAYING I'D LIKE TO RAGE. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP

it's not happening, is it? i'm gonna be so sad

laura looks like a proud mama

YOU KICKED HIS CAT INTO OBLIVION!!! dm: i didn't

jester by herself is already the cutest, but when she talks to the traveler.... ugh. too much

matt: will be going to kentucky marisha:

AND ASHLEY WILL BE BACK ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!! 10000% CHANCE SHE'LL SAY I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE[

everything hurts and i'm dying but i want more ashley i want more yasha i want more mighty nein

[siennadraws]

I truly hope the tadpole to tadpole communication™ during the after party wasn't a two way street because Mildred's mind journey was... Well... A journey.

*holy shit he really wants to do me holy shit hihihih-... Oh he's thinking about someone else, now I want to bury myself, I just want to go to the depths of the ocean and live there- oh wait, back at it again?? Uhh fuck it! HER AGAIN??? OOOOH! Ok I'm kinda relieved now- wait what am I thinking??? Is he ok??*

[loving-ricciardo]

Hi, yes! I would like to speak about your Daniel/Leon AU and the fact that I didn’t know I needed it!

Hihihih this makes me incredibly happy because I genuinely thought that fic would be a massive flop 🥺 here is a lil sneak peek of part 2:

“He is just surprised you know who he is because he had no idea who you were the last time you two hooked up,” Michael, who was standing next to Daniel, said. Daniel was quick to turn his head to give his best friend a death stare.

“Thank you, Michael, for bringing that up,” he muttered through his gritted teeth and he had the decency to blush when he heard Leon laughing softly.

“Oh is that so? I would say I am a little hurt, but it is okay,” the German said and Daniel looked back at him, his gaze softening, because of course Leon would be nice about it.

“I’m sorry,” he let out quietly.

“Daniel is not really a football fan. I made him watch one match with me, but he was too busy staring at your ass to actually watch the game,” Michael continued talking and Daniel’s eyes widened in horror.

“Michael, just shut the fuck up bro,” he whined, his cheeks heating up even more as Michael just smiled triumphantly.

“Michael, please continue!” Leon cheered and Daniel noticed he was barely containing his laugh when he pierced him with an angry gaze.

“Oh yeah, I’m Michael Italiano by the way. This idiot’s best friend and personal trainer,” Michael bumped his fist into Daniel’s bicep in a friendly manner before reaching out to shake Leon’s hand. “I’m a big fan!”

“Pleasure to finally meet you Michael! Daniel loves to whine about how much you make him workout,” Leon said, sneaking a quick cheeky glance over at Daniel before giving Michael his full attention.

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ethan nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Ethan likes to clean you and he tells you to "GO PEE RN OR YOU MIGHT GET SICK" and you'll definitely bath ew wtf. But when he clean you you barely feel anything but his humming and some faint kisses on your back. If you're a map he might poke some light bruises a bit. To see you squirm >:3

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his abs. Not too much, not too little. He's fine as fuck. Heh. As for you, ass. Ass. No matter what ass. If it's yours. Ass.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He cums quick spurts lmao and he cums a little. Enough for a good gulp, that's it. Tastes like bleach and it's clear.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'd love to examine you and train with his knives on you. You're so cute even when you try to dom him that he can't help it. Maybe if you let him give you a scar and you give him one, or if you just dress yourself as a nurse and he'll put you under pressure and see how much you squirm to give him good head... Good, now he's hard.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what he's doing with your body because he's a doctor. But I think he's still a little inexperienced because he didn't have many deep relationships so he thinks sex is way more shallow than it is (yet he already loves it lol) you'll feel good, but he's going to be mildly surprised by you each time.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Heh, he loves the ones where you're bent and restrained while he fucks you mercilessly, or the ones where he can ride you and see your angry face whenever he edges you to ready you about how much of a shitty dom you are.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not goofy, but he's sarcastic and a BIG brat. If you're subbing, he's the degrader type, the intensity I up to what he thinks you can handle. He also likes to talk dirty and laugh at you so beware.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's on the hairy side bc shaving is not good for the skin and he won't fucking do wax. That shit hURTS, but you won't be bothered if you want to give him head. Kinda pleasing honestly. He trims often.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

When he's too fucked out, he's going to be the most affectionate little pet you could ever ask for whether he's domming or not. He'll literally sob and tell how much he loves you. And he gets WAY nicer when you're finished until you go to sleep or part ways. He'll go back to normal when you meet and be a brat by then.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He does jack off twice a week? Maybe 6 times a month? He doesn't feel like jacking off too much, but if someone he likes is around, he'll jack off a LOT, and he just can't stop bc his mind is way too fertile.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Knife play, nurse play, choking, shibari (receiving, let's all pretend to be shocked.), Dom and sub dynamics, he also loves to bend you in many ways. He also loves getting caught by people he knows, and semi-public places.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Moondance alleys where it's dark, his room, your room, the bathroom.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) when you just coax him, play his game and win. He likes how nasty you get...

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurt you beyond combined, make you feel miserable because of his own pleasure, hurt your feelings, scare you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)He loves to receive WAY more than giving, but he'll do it. You'll have to teach him more tho, he doesn't know what to do sometimes bc you make eye contact and he's just RED.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) He's fast and mildly to very rough. He loves to cling onto you and sometimes, when it's a cold day in hell, he'll take it slow. That's his way of saying he loves you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) He thinks quickies are the best invention. He's mad? Quickie. He's gotta go but he craves it? Quickie. He does enjoy proper sex too and he'll make them sessions amazing, but to him there should be something to relieve you both quick.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) He loves to experiment! Esp if you're the dom. Please do make him your little dummy. If you experiment shibari, he'll even skip to the bed and tell you to "hurry the hell up!"

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) he lasts a few hours, but if he's too tired, quickie it is bc he won't spend his ENTIRE stamina fucking.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has a few toys and they're mostly toys you can use on a partner. He keeps them on a case and he takes pride on his lil collection.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I'd say he's the biggest tease if it wasn't for Ivan. But hey, he teases you completely out in the open and with people watching, so if you're a dom, put him in line.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) kinda low but he talks and moans often enough. You can't hear him much because he likes to hear you instead, but if you despise a guy that's not vocal, don't worry, that's not him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Ethan once told you you should have drunk sex after you denied him one night because you didn't want to take advantage. He then allows you to do it the next time he tries it, and it's kinda weird because you're drunk too and he tells you all the little things about you that he never did while sober and you're in love wow.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) his dick is so pretty hihihih! It's curved upwards a little, the head is proportional and pretty. He does trim so it looks all the more appealing. He's veiny.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not all the time, but two-three times a week? that's fine with him.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He cums, aftercare, sleep. you can talk to him in your dreams if it's that important. Now sleep.