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I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other
like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)
and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)
I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#moshang#bingqiu#blorbo#cumplane#ily shang qinghua 💞#he could have been a B tier sugar baby#instead of pimping himself out he'd pimp out his writing lol#not that he wouldn't mind 👀#for his Shen-gege♡#or maybe his Shen-didi would be funnier#shen yuan would be oblivious to the homoeroticism ofc#“why does everyone think we're fucking?” he would ask#while also paying for Shang Qinghua's bills#and living together#and loudly arguing over sex acts in public#and making out every time they get drunk#and and and#shen yuan: professional kissing the homie goodnight-er#just bros being bros
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"I'm okay with it, too .."
#sharing wife#hotwives#adventure#adventurous#amatuer wife#hot neighbor#flirty girl#flirt with me#flirtatious#flirting#cuckquean#sexy wives#whisper girl#pimped out#extra marital affair#vixen wife#hot mommy#hot boss#girl friends#girls will be girls#strange man#different#exciting#forbidden love#swingers#open minded#free to play#open relationship#another man#another woman
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actually need to be manhandled by a big sweet man who just wants to love on me for his own pleasure
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i need swifties to shut the fuck up about 'oh so kendrick's disses can be analyzed for hidden meanings but we can't do the same for taylor songs' yeah bc that's not isolated to kendrick. subliminals and entendres abound in rap. taylor swift songs are as deep as a puddle while youre wearing flip flops and your feet still arent wet
#kendrick lamar#she's a rich industry plant talking about people not surviving the asylum they raised her in. girl shut the fuck up#she'd cry if you took her pet jet away#you seriously think she's on the same level as a pulitzer prize winner who wrote TO PIMP A FUCKING BUTTERFLY#and an album you can listen to either forwards or backwards and the meaning changes???? you think ahe can write smth as haunting as U????#also why the fuck are swifties even inserting themselves in this shut up sit down be humble
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This is so scintillating, I just keep coming back to thisss!❤️🥹
OC : Twitter - Milkimind.de
#feminized sissy#sissy bottom#sissy sub#cock sucking sissy#feminizedmen#naughty sissy#permanent feminization#sissy loser#pimped out#humilated sissy#sissi cocklover#sissy faggot cocksucker#small cock humiliation#sissy crossdresser#sissy clitty#beta sissy#whiteboi feminization
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oh shoot
also finnaly my first new vegas post
#cant believe i actually drew this <- *hates drawing objects*#but it was kinda fun#had this idea for weeks -> drawing took half a day#and then there is one picture i still cant finish but really like#why am i like this ^-^#fallout memes#fallout art#fallout new vegas#fnv courier#fnv#new vegas#courier 6#pip boy#pimp boy 3 billion#pimpboy
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my bf suggested i draw pimped out edgar so here u go
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what do you think theyre talking about (wip)
#look i know bernie looked like a pimp in hs but let me dress him as a conventional teenager please#tim drake#bernard dowd#red robin#robin#bat family#batfam#timbern#dc#dc comics
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Too $hort. (2000)
#too short#oakland#the bay#hip hop#rap#music#2000s#album#r&b#portrait#photo#photoshoot#celebs#vintage#usa#pimp#short dog
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Minutes after a break up
#BerryVerse#Macpimp#Thesetwodorks#hazbin hotel AU#strawberry pimp#strawberry pimp AU#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel alastor#radioapple#appleradio
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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books
#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED#not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out#and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid#gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you#i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy#cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell#and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power#in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon#who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him#louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking#yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#loumand#loustat
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I wish there were more fanart with such a message, so that it would finally reach these otherwise intelligent people. Because I'm so tired of reading "but he's aroace" comments☝️🤓 or that I can't ship a certain ship.
People, calm down! You're not even right lol.. Normal ace/aro/aroace people don't have a problem with it, not like you fanatics.
Just let people do what makes them happy...
#shipping#shipping is ok#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbinhotel ships#ships#radioapple#radiostatic#radiodust#radio demon#strawberry pimp
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Criminal Minds, guest starring The Sunglasses:
PIMP, NEVER SIMP
#those sunglasses are so c*nty#respectfully - rail me#what an era#pimp never simp#emily prentiss#criminal minds#criminal minds memes
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AU that takes place in 1999 in which Dutch and Hosea make shitty western movies as tax write offs
#im going to make more of this au just trust me#the entire gang makes western movies together and lives in a small apartment#chaos ensues#people might die idk#im sorry i made dutch look like a pimp. its just inevitable in every modern au that he has to have the pimp look#rdr2#red dead redemption#dutch van der linde#arthur morgan#hosea matthews#vandermatthews#modern au#my art
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I feel like if Peeta hadn't gotten hijacked by the Capitol before being rescued, he would've ended up physically fighting Gale after hearing about all the bullshit he was on while Katniss was worried over Peeta and was making friends with other people while in 13. Not out of male testosterone "the fuck you say to my woman" type deal, solely because in what world is that okay behavior towards your best friend??
I don't feel like he'd be graceful about it either. Peeta can easily be unhinged when he wants to be. Dude would wait until Gale's 6'4 ass is stalking down the halls one day on the way to class or smth and just konk him the fuck out with a frying pan. He'd confess too. Better yet, self report. Drag Gale's ass to Mrs. Everdeen in medical and be like "I did it." No regrets.
#he'd tell the entirety of d13 too#just blunt. straight up.#he gets along with johanna you can not tell me they dont spend hours sitting around talking about people who need to get pimp smacked#their only difference is peeta issues several warnings first#the hunger games peeta#the hunger games katniss#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#hunger games#mockingjay#peeta#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#gale hawthorne#katniss and peeta#thg series#thg#thg peeta
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