#or if there’s more noobs in my team then there is theirs

[cherryistired]

As a roller main, my personal logic is that if I get an enemy team full of new players, I’ll only try to kill them by rolling them over. If they can’t splat me in the several seconds it takes for me to get to them, then I get to kill them

[716chr]

“WE ARE M・T・T・B” - Chapter 7

📍 Dance Competition - Venue & Stage

Chihiro: Okayyy, today’s the big day, guys! Are you all meowntally prepared and warmed up!?

Muneuji & Toi & Kiroku: …….

Chihiro: ……Oh? What’s the matter?

Toi: Oh, yes, of course! But…..

Kiroku: That team….. just now…… the one with the winning streak, “Punchline ★”….., their performance was….. really amazing.

Chihiro: Ohh yeah, totally! They’re a pro street dance crew, after all~

Muneuji: The audience is completely theirs now. Their skill level is just too different from ours.

Ten: Well, not like there’s anything we can do about it. Let’s just go with the flow today.

Chihiro: Now, now, don’t say that.

Chihiro: (…….Everyone’s letting the atmosphere get to them. The vibes turning pretty heavy now~)

Chihiro: (With our turn coming up, it’s up to me to hype them up again…..!)

Chihiro: You three, no more sad faces! We’ve got——

Punchline★Taro: Well, well, look who we have here…..

Punchline★Jiro: Aren’t you the ones who got ‘lucky’ with that little viral video?

Chihiro: Ah….. Punchline★?

Punchline★Jiro: I see some new faces….. Did you bring in some extra hands?

Punchline★Saburo: What’s the matter, afraid you can’t win against us without bulking up your numbers? Puhuhu….. [1]

Punchline★Shiro: Aintcha bein’ a little too rude? Hahaha, not that they’ll be able to hear from down there anyway.

Kiroku: ……。

Punchline★Goro: Well, whatever, doesn’t matter. Do your best, little noobs~~ We look forward to seeing you fall flat on your faces~~

Chihiro: Woah~ ……Us plebs are very thankful for your kind words~ [2]

Ten: (Ahaha, been a while since anyone’s talked shit to my face.)

Punchline★Taro: Now then, if you’ll ex-cuusee us.

Chihiro: ……、……。

Toi: Chi-Chihiro-kun….. Are you okay?

Chihiro: Hm? Chii’s totally fine, no problems at all~! So chin up, everyone ♪ No need to worry~♪

Ten: Seriously? Kinda hard to say everything’s peachy with what just went down.

Chihiro: …..Sure, their skills might be toootally crazy but——

Chihiro: We’ve got our own charm, our own styles, and above all, that “spirit of hospitality that always leaves the tourists satisfied” we learned from HAMA Tours!

Chihiro: Doncha think that’s something we absolutely can’t lose in?

Toi: You…. have a point….

Muneuji: Absolutely.

Kiroku: ……Y-Yeah.

Chihiro: Right? ♪

Chihiro: (…..Phew. They finally look less tense now.)

Ten: ……

Chihiro: (Not sure what Ten-cham’s thinking but…..)

Chihiro: So, don’t sweat the other teams! Let’s just focus on havin’ fun and givin’ the audience our best performance!

Muneuji & Toi & Kiroku: Yessir!

Chihiro: Nyahaha, now that’s the spirit ♪

Chihiro: Okaaay, it’s group huddle time~! C’mere, Ten-cham!

Ten: Yeah~ I heard you.

Chihiro: Alrighty, just like before a concert, let’s hype ourselves up by chanting our team name with a loud cheer to get our vibes off the charts and——

Muneuji: ……Team name?

Kiroku: Come to…. think of…. it…, we….. don’t have…. a team name….. yet….

Toi: Did we ever decide on one….?

Chihiro: He he he~~ No need to bug out ♪ Chii’s got it covered~!

Toi: Woah, Chihiro-kun, you’re always so well-prepared! So, what’s our team name?

Ten: Any day now~ We’ll end up with snapped backs if we keep huddling like this.

Chihiro: ‘Kay, gotcha! Drumroll, please! [3] Our team name is——

Everyone: ！

TL Notes:

In the original, Saburo’s laugh is shown as ぷぷぷ and since that reminded me of the infamous Monokuma laugh, I decided to translate it as “Puhuhu” since that was the english localization for Monokuma’s laugh in the first DR game.

Original line is “あざまる畜産で～す。” (lit: “Us livestocks are thankful~”), I took creative liberties with this one since keeping “livestocks” wouldn’t make much sense in standard english. In the Live2D, it kinda implies Chihiro said this line in a self-deprecating for humor way as well, to keep the situation civil.

Original is “それでは発表します！” (lit: I’m gonna announce it now!”). I changed it for the sake of better flow

[strayfoxxchan]

Team [Crush] Tactics

Pairing: Bang Chan x f!reader

Genre: Fluff, Major League Gaming AU lmfao

Content Warning: Some cussing, awkward flirting

Word Count: 1.3k

A/N: There's lots of gaming stuff in here, sorry! But I try to explain TFT in noob terms for those of you who haven't played.

Tag List: @minnysproutgriffinteddy (It wont let me tag you!)

The crowd was going wild. Thousands had crammed into the arena, their faces glowing with pink and blue lights from above. 

The stage felt too high, and the monitors over your head seemed too massive to comprehend. Your palms were clammy, slipping off the mouse in front of you. You shake them a few times, hoping to dry the sweat and clear the knot building in your throat. 

“Hey, cowboy up,” Cameron, your teammate, punches you in the shoulder. “We’ve got this, and these guys ain’t shit.” He looks across to the opposite end of the stage and sneers. 

“Stop sneering,” you grumble at him, rubbing the spot he’d hit with more force than he’d likely meant to. “You’re embarrassing me.” You feel yourself shrinking into the uncomfortable gaming chair. Ergonomic, my ass. 

A lot of Team Fight Tactics is strategic: building into character types to gain bonuses for your team, understanding where to place each character on the board, and leveling them up to acquire more health and hitting power. If you play your cards right, so to speak, you can wipe the board in a matter of seconds. But much of it also comes down to lucky RNG and quick thinking. 

You know the only way you’ll win this is to calm down and keep your head straight. You have no time for intimidation when the timer is running. Although you play on a team of yourself and three men, Team Fight Tactics is primarily a solo endeavor. Ultimately, you’re also playing against your teammates to win. 

The announcers are chatting amongst themselves over the incredibly loud speakers, preparing the audience for the battle ahead. Before you know it, they’re announcing the teams. As each member of your team called, they stand, wave, and dance, grinning cockily. When the announcer shouts your name, you simply stand, give a nervous smile, and throw a peace sign at the crowd, earning you an eruption of cheers and whistles. As quickly as you had stood, you are back to sinking into the chair. 

You stare at the opposite team as their names are called. 

This is the first time you’ve heard about this team, and you’re positive they’re never heard of you either. It was your first MLG tournament, after all, and it seems to be theirs as well. They look triumphant, proud of themselves for having made it to this point. Their names float through your ears as if in a dream.

But, the last name is called, and instead of pumping up the audience as his other teammates had, he stands, looking directly at you, and winks before sitting back down. Bang Chan, they had said. The name sticks in your mind. 

Before you realize it, the match has started. The carousel is turning, and your eyes dart across the screen, looking for Brawlers. You spot her instantly: Vi walks the carousel haughtily. As the barrier drops, you run. Score. 

Each time the shop pops, you pull as many Brawlers as you can, throwing in whatever Laser Corps champions you can get your hands on. The timer, in the beginning, gives you some time to sort out items, and the auto battles allow you to survey the other team for a moment or two. Around round 3, you look up during the battle, and Bang Chan looks up at the same time. He grins at you and winks again, the overhead lights glow on his dimples. Your heart skips for a moment before your eyes dart back down to the screen. 

“Is he trying to intimidate me?” You say to yourself. 

“Who?” Cameron glances at you, raising a brow. 

“What?” You could have sworn you used your inside voice. 

You continue building your team to the best of your ability. You manage, with some lucky RNG, to grab Mordekaiser, building into him as much as you can. It’s a near unbeatable combination, and your confidence begins to grow. 

Bang Chan’s name shows up on your screen. It’s time to knock that wink right out of him. The battle ends quickly with you on top. Your killing streak hits 9. As it ends, you look up at him and wink. His frown slowly grows into a smile full of fire, eyes narrowed as if to say “You’ll pay for that one.” 

Your teammates are dropping like flies. Their overconfidence has done nothing to benefit the team. The opposing team still stands fairly strong. You’ve been stuck at 90 health for almost 11 rounds. You manage to hold your own for a few more rounds before things begin to go wrong.

It’s 2 against 1. Bang Chan and his teammate, Felix, are still standing. You are all that’s left to defeat them. 

You can do this, you know you can. You manage to pull one over on Felix, knocking him down to -5 health, and you can’t help but to jump up and let out a roar unbecoming of the tiny woman you are, but the crowd erupts. 

It was at that moment, however, that you knew this match couldn’t be won. Felix had knocked enough health out of you that you were down to only 19 hit points, while Bang Chan managed to keep around 55.

As the final battle commences, your heart drops. He’d been building into Jax. There was no way. You bite your lip as you look up at him, not willing to watch your team get murdered.

He meets your gaze, eyes darting from your bitten lip to your worried brow. His eyes soften, a devilish smile playing on his lips. 

You lose the battle in 2nd place. 

The stadium is split nearly in half, some groaning, some cheering, but all spirited and screaming. The host appears on stage, pulling the two of you into the middle by the wrists, raising Bang Chan’s hand high into the air, and leaving yours to the side. As the announcer's words fade into the background noise, Bang Chan moves to stand beside you.

“Hey,” he says simply.

“Hey.” You cross your arms. “Good game.”

“Yeah,” he smiles. “What are you doing after this?”

“What?”

“What?” he repeats after you. 

“I-I’m not d-doing anything after this,” you answer his question belatedly, taking a few moments to process. 

“Oh, yeah, good… Cool.” He nods. 

“...Why?” You pause, glancing at him. 

“I was just thinking… maybe we could talk strats after this?”

“S-strats?” You turn to him. “W-what?” You take in his features: his dark hair and eyes, shy smile and full lips, his handsomely carved nose. For a gamer, he looked strong, like he could throw you over his shoulder and run a mile with no effort.  

“Over dinner?” He clears his throat, shaking you out of your reverie. “Do you want to go to dinner after this, I mean?” He tries this again with a little more confidence. For a man who spent the near hour the match had taken winking at and slaughtering you, he was really bad at this game.

“How can you be so smooth yet so awkward at the same time?” You attempt to stifle a laugh, but you blush instead, confident the color of the lighting would hide this. “Is dinner on you?”

“I mean, I did just a really big check,” he motions at the giant piece of printed cardboard leaning on his side. You had been in such a daze, you hadn’t even noticed the announcer handing it to him. 

“Are you just doing this because I’m a girl and I almost beat you?” You crinkle your nose at him, just slightly uneasy.

“I’m not that shallow, but I can’t deny, you’re pretty sexy in a ‘she could definitely take me in a fight’ kind of way.” He shrugs. “I would like to get to know you before I decide to make a move, though.” The confidence sticks this time, making your heart race. “Looks aren’t everything.”

You consider this. “Only if you reveal all your secrets to me. That Jax kicked my ass.” You grin and wink, earning a wink back. 

“Deal.”

[tangled-headphone-cord]

just got reminded of how interesting characters the Rocket trio are. Like they’re villains but not really. They affiliated with the team who steals and treats pokemon as only property and only really cares about money and power because of bad childhood/young adult life, but they’re very obviously not REALLY that kind of people. Almost like the main reason they’re doing villain stuff is to be accepted and validated by someone ranking higher than themselves.

It’s tragic, really.

[astrologypersonalityandcartoons]

Gonna be Brave, and Drop this Here

Okay so last power rangers post for a while (ie until I can think up more), but here is in no paticular order (except as they appear on page which is not numbered for good reason) My favorite rangers (as of recent) with explanaitions as best as I give them. Mostly these are the ones I could think of.

Karone- yeah if you've seen my last 2 posts you probably pretty much figured this one out . But why? Well my favorite villian to hero arc in early power rangers, best oufits in both hero and villian deparments for the respctive seasons (in my opinion), my favorite sibling relationship in the series almost as a whole with Andros, and all around a fun deep desevered both better and more screen time. Even with her there are a few flaws but I'm not gonna nitpick any of these as I realized the post is already way too long.

Tommy Oliver- yep it's an unfortuante truth of the world that many people either have Tommy on their favorites list or unfavorites list for a variety of reasons. Yeah the basis for me here is the more seasons you're in the more your charcter could grow as a result of those seasons. This is especially true for him I was all right with him in MMPR grew to like him in zeo, felt that he was the only main character worth watching in turbo (yes I have a soft spot for a turbo charcterization, sue me), and finnally loved him when he was in dino thunder. He went for solid cool karate guy to shoehorned team leader, to neat a fleshed out charcter to man he's smooth to cool "been there, done that" mentor figure/team member.

Izzy Garcia- I'm a sucker for suprises. One such suprise power rangers actually having a decent charcter that is lgbtq+ in any way. Scratch that an especially good character. I love Izzy, her meme humor, her timing with that humor, her relationships with her teamates and family and Fern, her charcterization, and most of all how respectfully her charcter is done from the get go. Not shoehorned in, not over the top,but also known and not completely under the radar. She's a great charcter. She's also not the only realtive noob that I'm including here because I've only watched most of the older-mid seasons recently , and almost none of that completley except for the first 6 plus dino thunder and operation overdrive.

Emily from power rangers Samurai and super samurai- Okay admitiley not the most fleshed out charcter, but argubley the best charcter to come out of Samurai or Super Samurai. I love her alright almost no logical reason for it. I just love the charcter so much. Shes adorkable, she is a ray of sunshine, she's clever when she needs to be, and (you can aruge with me, but I think so) the most steady and steadfast charcter progression in Samurai. Also as much others may not of I thuroughly enjoyed her charcter. They also probably never mention her last name as it's not on the wiki.

Wes Collins- now I don't remember much of my orignial watch through of time force. But I do remember feeling like I could stick it to the man that was destiny. This is because of this charcter specificallly for the most part. Also he remined me that we're not our parents, and what our plans or destinies are don't have to be theirs. His relationship with Jen was one of my favorites in all of PR for a while. All that and finnally he just seems like an awesome charcter, and as previously established sometimes that's all I need.

l be doing runner ups in a another post and explaining why I didn't pick them specifcally other than the reasons already listed.

[secret-engima]

I'm trying to sleep but I cant bc if this this idea in my idea do here have it and fo eith it as you will; Nyx reborn into the KHR universe.

Pure. Unadulterated. Chaos.

Because if you think this boy is gonna be anything but the world’s most reckless and powerful Inverted Stormy Sun you’ve got another think coming.

Probably becomes like- a message runner/thief. Something high speed and dangerous that isn’t straight up murder-land. Despite this, he quickly gains something of his own famiglia from all the strays he keeps picking up along the way. Famiglia of info-brokers, thieves, and other sneaky mouthy folk. It’s great. He calls them the Kingsglaive out of nostalgia and everyone wears an Ulric braid.

Has 100% mouthed off to Xanxus and gotten away with it.

Misses his warping like crazy. It’s not fair. He gets sparkly fire powers and they AREN’T the ones that can teleport. Boo.

Still he gets to make stuff disintegrate and he has almost limitless energy so hah.

Finds Tsunayoshi when Tsuna is newly sealed and Smol and Sad and just Nopes his way into that situation because this is Wrong and he’s Reckless so here’s to kidnapping Tsuna and his mom and carting them off somewhere private to get those seals off (because in this universe Nana also has a seal on her that makes her so ditzy and air headed since she’s a Latent Sky who would otherwise know better than to touch Iemitsu with a thousand foot pole, but Iemitsu is all the levels of Jerk in this and wanted That Specific Pretty Lady as a mindless trophy wife so...)

Anyway Nyx yoinks the seals off with a combo of stubborn stupidity and stupidly strong Flames and Tsuna and Nana are more than a little confused and grateful. Nyx explains the Mafia thing and Nana goes Active from pure rage over being ... well ... married to the guy who robbed her of almost all intelligence and free will and then tried to do the same thing TO HER SON.

Nyx is more than happy to get them new identities and take them to Mafia Land where even Vongola can’t touch them without setting off a war and helping Nana set up the world’s best cafe on the island to support herself and her son without Iemitsu. He also gets divorce papers via his Network, all without Iemitsu’s knowing (dude really needs to pay more attention to what paperwork he’s signing).

Also Nana (now named Hestia) becomes Nyx’s Sky. And his much needed Momming Figure because he doesn’t have a Lib to Braincell him (yet). Tsuna (now named Regis because Nyx is a Sap) adores his reckless big brother.

Of course, two skies living on Mafia Land is gonna attract ALL the attention (minus Iemitsu who is an Idiot and doesn’t even register the possibility that these two are his wife and child because those are TOTALLY still back in Japan being a nice trophy family TOTALLY). It isn’t long before people are coming to the cafe for both the good food and a chance to Court either Sky in hopes of getting a harmony. Of course to Court either, they have to get past Nyx and Nyx’s info network first which is a grueling gauntlet of terror and mind-screwing because 90% of Nyx’s info network/friends are all Mists who keeping trying and failing to Braincell this reckless reborn Ulric.

One day an Inverted Cloud shows up at Hestia’s cafe, takes one (1) look at Nyx, who is on forced vacation with his arm in a sling, and starts reaming him out. People kinda side-eye the Cloud, expecting blood to fly, but instead Nyx bursts into tears of joy because IT’S LIB. LIB IS HERE. Wait that means you died DANG IT LIB YOU PROMISED.

Lib: I DIED AT AGE EIGHTY WITH GREAT-GRANDKIDS. TIMELINE IS JUST SCREWED UP HERE. YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DIED YOUNG AND DUMB AND HAVING LIED TO ME. YOU DON’T GET TO LECTURE ME ON ANYTHING.

Nyx: I HAD TO PROTECT YOU AND LUNA.

Lib: NOT BY GETTING USED AS A CANDLE BY THE GHOSTS OF SOME OLD DUDES IN A RING YOU DIDN’T.

Random Vongola agent who happens to be in earshot and knows the legend of the Vongola Rings: ????????????

Anyway eventually more formerly dead glaives show up and wind up being Nana/Hestia’s Elements and Tsuna/Regis grows up thoroughly Galahdian and self-confident and HUGELY POWERFUL as a Sky because HAH take that Vongola. Also somehow the entire mafia world, proving their SPARKLING non-intelligence, never realizes that Tsuna is like- a vongola.

Because he totally doesn’t look like a mini ghost of Primo or anything NO SIR (rolls eyes).

Also Tsuna/Regis somehow still picks up all his canon elements. 

Gokudera when they snap bond after running into each other on Mafia Land. 

Takeshi on a visit to japan with Nyx where Tsuna/Regis talks Takeshi out of jumping off a bridge and also maybe running away to be mafia with him rather than hang out with the bullies on his baseball team. 

Kyoka and Ryohei after Nyx accidentally rescues them from a child trafficking ring (blowing up the trafficking ring in the process VERY intentionally thank you).

Hibari because the little maniac FOLLOWED NYX HOME after picking a fight with him during one of his deliveries to someone in Namimori (Regis took great offense to this kid attacking HIS big brother and Threw Hands in true Galahdian fashion, Hibari was an Awe of this Smol deceptively fluffy and cute carnivore). Lambo just kinda ... shows up one day and never leaves (Nyx suspects his family intentionally “lost” him in Mafia Land while on vacation and makes a mental note to have his info network raise hell for the Bovino because HOW DARE).

However, his FIRST Elements are Mukuro and his gang. Because Nyx may or may not have busted into the lab by accident while looking to steal something else entirely and then gone on a Rampage through the facility, rescuing kids as he went. The moment Regis laid eyes on the shell-shocked, skinny, traumatized Mukuro and co, he ran over and pumped them full of Sky Flames to make them feel better and BOOM snap bond.

Libertus and the others work hard to keep Mukuro on an even keel. While also telling the Vindice to shove it when they come sniffing around because YOU CAN’T BUST US FOR BREAKING THE NO-FIGHTING LAW WHEN YOU WERE IGNORING THIS. The Vindice, surprisingly, accept this argument and buzz off.

Mukuro wandered off and came home with Chrome one day when he was twelve. No one knows how. No one knows why. But there is no way you are convincing Nyx or anyone else in Hestia’s Elements that Chrome isn’t Mukuro’s long lost twin and thus THEIRS.

Also Chrome does not have organ damage in this so yay.

Nyx takes one (1) look at Reborn when the cursed baby comes sniffing around Hestia’s cafe in curiosity of the Uber Powerful Skies, sees Reborn smack Regis with Leon Mallet, and promptly Throws Hands.

Reborn was Not Prepared for this Stormy Sun to be able to steamroll him with the vast and unorthodox experience of being a Glaive who tackles Flames with the understanding of Magic That Can Do Pretty Much What I Want Barring Some Things rather than the Mafia’s religiously conditioned rules of Flames Do This and Are Like This And Only This and then kick him off the nearest peer.

Colonello, who has already been taught to Fear The Reincarnated Feral Glaives, just sits there and laughs at Reborn’s confusion at finally meeting a Sun even more powerful and stubborn than him.

Also at some point Nyx straight up steals Xanxus because the Varia hired him to and then just .... never gives him back. Melts him free, sure, but the kid is CLEARLY unstable and in need of mental help and Vongola sure isn’t going to give it to him so Nyx just kinda ... sics Hestia on Xanxus and when the Varia come thundering in thinking Nyx had broken his contract they find Xanxus sitting there with a befuddled but surprisingly un-angry expression, holding a cup of tea rather than alcohol and with Hestia putting his favorite steak down for him.

Also Regis is sitting in Xanxus’s lap radiating so much Sky Flames that Xanxus can’t really ... think straight enough to be mad about much. Because seriously if Tsuna/Regis could defeat a trained assassin when he was a noob middle school kid while his Flames were SEALED then you better believe that when unsealed and raised in a loving, nurturing environment he can Therapy Jutsu anyone through the sheer power of his Flame aura.

Except Iemitsu.

Iemitsu gets shanked at some point.

Nobody will say by who.

But Libertus looks very, very Smug (he is a Cloud and Hestia and Regis are part of his Territory. What did you expect to happen. The only difference between Lib and Hibari is Lib is an Inverted and so is better at the Stealthy Route).

[bd-bandkanon]

so I’ve been playing this game called Kenshi and it’s ruining my life I guess?

I did a short 'noob fail’ playthrough with the Wanderer start and a boring random dude I called “Tiddlywinks”. Within 24 in-game hours he broke both his arms trying to fight without weapons, got beat up by hungry bandits, and then got eaten alive by blood spiders, so that didn’t go over well...

But then I started a new game with the Nobodies start. I got to have five characters, though they started out in the horrifically unforgiving desert called Venge, which has broken skeletons (robots) wandering the sands and giant flesh-scorching lasers shooting from the heavens. These guys were my characters. They survived thus far, and have each developed their own array of skills, and as I kept learning about the lore of the game I also began to build on each of their backstories... So here they are in order of appearance I guess lol

-

First there’s the Greenlander Fujin, a twice-traitor to her former factions and the daughter of a high-ranking samurai. First she freed a bunch of slaves and ran away from her home in the Empire-owned city of Heng, then she joined the Dust Bandits and, after some time, abandoned them as well. All she wants in life is a ‘family’ of her choosing. Seems like she’s got what she wants now-- and she’ll do everything in her power to protect them. 

With a Plank type weapon as her go-to and heavy armor to soak damage, Fujin is definitely the tank of the team, but also the fastest for reasons I might explain later...

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Then we have the Scorchlander twins, both escaped slaves of the Holy Nation and both actively in search of a place they can call home, free of influence from uncaring factions and safe from the dangers of the wild-- like Fogmen for instance. So Mongrel is out of the question. Ares is a vigilante at heart and will be quick to free any slave from their shackles if she sees them, and Vass is constantly prodding the land hoping there’s a place suitable for living. 

Vass is both fast and an excellent dodger, preferring the sabre but capable of martial arts if need be, and Ares is a sharpshooter. (It’s fun to aggro enemies with Vass while Ares bumps them off from a long distance)

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This next one is pretty long: Leer is a Hive Worker Drone, which are usually dumb and flimsy-- but he’s kind of a rare gem. Stolen from his Hive shortly after his conception by a skeleton named Kite, Leer was raised and educated in Black Desert City, a town run entirely by skeletons in the barren region of persistent acid-rain known as the Deadlands. There he was brought up differently from his Hiver kin, excelling in subjects that even Greenlanders don’t have access to. He was happy there-- until one day Kite vanished, never to be seen again. Leer set off in search of his mentor, but such sudden exposure to the outside world was quite the shock to him. People degraded him for his race, judging his intelligence by it, and used his physical weakness against him. He was a target for everyone and everything, subject to assault and abuse from all angles. It was only a matter of time before he employed the company of two scorchlander twins and a very large woman to protect him on his journey... but deep-set feelings of inadequacy and self-doubt lead him to set his own goals aside in favor of theirs. He truly wishes to be useful to his friends, but at the same time he also wants to be reunited with Kite. Despite all this, despite EVERYTHING, Leer is the brains of the group. A strategist suited for warfare, he has so far orchestrated the most successful of the group’s battles, has prospected the regions, has done all the research-- and very recently he gained the alliance of about 27 damaged skeletons... Very soon people will have to call him Commander Leer. 

On the actual gameplay side of things though, he really IS the best prospector and researcher of the five. I don’t know how I managed this. But I like it. Not to mention he’s pretty formidable with the naginata and other such polearms, though for a while he did tend to have to switch out to katanas because he is indeed squishy and his left arm was quite the target. But now it’s gotten to the point where barely anything can get more than one hit in on him, and that’s not just thanks to his skeleton army.

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And now for the one we’ve all (just me actually) been waiting for: Ghost. (I briefly considered renaming him Geist because I discovered there’s a canon character named Ghost in the game, but Ghost just suits him better.) Discovered by the group in a ruined lab in Venge, they reportedly witnessed a bunch of skeleton Thralls (headless broken skeletons) working on him. The group wasn’t sneaky enough though and got attacked by these Thralls-- just in time for him to wake up. Just like that, the thralls left without a second notice as if they’d been called away, leaving the four alone with Ghost who quickly got to patching them up. Upon questioning, they discovered that Ghost didn’t remember anything from before he awoke-- not even who he was. It was Vass’ idea to give him the name Ghost, and with nowhere else to go, he chose to accompany them out of Venge and onward. Not long after, problems began to arise. He’d have violent attacks wherein he’d be overtaken by pain and black out. When he’d come to, small memories from his past would become revealed to him. But many of these things wouldn’t add up. As if he’d been in two places at once... Worse yet, he was soon to find that there’s a strange inconsistency with Skeletons, how their memory reportedly degrades over time thus leaving the past in shadows, and yet the way they react to his own plight... Very distressing, one might say. Either way, it’s this plight of his that inspires the group to venture to places they would otherwise never attempt to travel, and uncover things no man should ever see. He’s a driving force, almost as if he’s meant to lead them... somewhere. Who knows where. Only time will tell.

Ghost’s stats are the best out of all of them, all things considered. Mainly relying on katanas, with a hand in ranged weapons as well, he’s more often than not the last one standing. He’s even taken on entire hordes of enemies while his companions lay helpless. In short, he’s a freaking badass. It’s wise not to mess with him, even if you think you have him outnumbered. (But I wouldn’t put him up against a group of crab raiders...)

One final note, I actually had to rework Ghost’s design because honestly? I can’t draw the canon design for the typical skeleton without making it look janky as all hell. So I came up with something --- close, but definitely not the same.

But now that I’ve finally got all that down on paper I can finally go to bed I’ll probably talk more about this later goodnight bye

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Sherlock: Result-Oriented/Audience-Oriented Direction

Warnings: Long-Winded Post. Probably some kind of spoilers.

Does not include coded messages.

Opinions, not facts.  

It’s been a while since I’ve written a production post. Since the script to The Six Thatchers has not been published on-line, I cannot do a scene breakdown, like I did on Heaven Sent. Instead, I have decided to respond to the posts that  question my statement that I had not read The Final Problem when I directed The Six Thatchers. These thoughts turned into a rumination on approaches to directing actors and scenes.

[Note: This post relates to television directing — which is almost always on a very tight schedule. It is not relevant to theater or situations where the director is provided with significant prep time.]

Let me start by correcting the fans who stated that I was not allowed to read TFP. This is untrue. I chose not to read it when it became available to me.

Instead I chose to employ what I have termed “Audience-Oriented Direction”.

For those who are knowledgable about the teaching of acting and directing, one ‘rule’ of directing is never to use something termed “Result-Oriented Direction”. This is considered  a classical noobe mistake with regard  to  ‘how to direct actors’.  Simply stated, the director should not direct an actor with a “result”, but  should use action verbs and give objectives and/or scenarios.

This concept can be difficult to understand and explain, so I’ve found someone proper to do it for you:

http://www.ernestgoodmanstudio.com/20-examples-of-result-directing/

This ‘rule’ is taught to both directors and actors. Frequently new directors read Judith Weston’s  “Directing The Actor”, which promotes this idea and includes a list of these action verbs.

However, because I am ornery and rebellious, I want to burn this book. This is simply one approach, not a fact, and it’s an approach that seems to worry many young directors who do not come from acting. For the director who loves the technical and the creative, but is not experienced with actors, this (and blocking) are often their biggest worries. So they turn to books for instruction and come up with this ‘rule’. Then, on set, it leaves them tongue-tied when they could be lucid, and makes them even more scared of speaking to actors.  

And I frequently hear actors complain that the director didn’t direct. (The director had a few other concerns — this is not theatre with months of rehearsals  - so the director was likely directing everything visual, just not the actors.)

I can’t see the horror in result-oriented directing. Sometimes, ‘it’s feeling a bit slow now that we’ve repeated it a few times’ is a useful direction. You can say ‘do it as if you are being chased by a banshee’, but just reminding an actor to be fresh, remember to listen, don’t get lost in the camera positions, the props, and the repetition, can be helpful.]

So, what do I believe then?

My own approach is that every actor is different and it is my job to place them in a space where they can do their best work.This means different styles of direction for each individual. This means that sometimes result-oriented direction might be the best choice — it can lead by its simplicity. Some actors crave that. Sometimes no direction is appropriate, an actor does not want to be bothered with a lot of clutter [‘don’t get in my head’] and can be relied upon to continue to work a scene and improve it. Some actors want/need to talk about the whole character or discuss back story. Others are just sweating to remember their lines and deal with the action or props   — and have already embodied the history — so too much discussion is a disaster for them.

The rule that one must use ‘action verbs’ is one that can be hard for new directors, because it’s hard enough to articulate what will assist an actor without second-guessing one’s own vocabulary. So I prefer the approach that involves trying to figure out the actor first, not placing everyone into a box.

When I talk to actors about this whole process, mostly I learn that they want the director to be

clear and open to dialogue. The worst directions are ones that confuse the actors and muddy their performances. I can usually see in their eyes whether I’ve articulated something with which they can work. It’s a dynamic process — it changes per scene and per individual and group.

Within that approach, I have come up with a term:  “audience-oriented” directing. For each scene I ask “What do I want the audience to understand/feel/see” and then I set about creating a series of shots, blocking, locations, design, acting, etc, that attempts to evoke those responses.

Sometimes I will take this audience-oriented direction to the actors. I will say “The way I read this scene… What the audience is supposed to get out of the scene is…:” and state what I’m aiming for. Note two things. By starting with “the way I read this scene”, I show that I am open to the idea that they may have a different interpretation.  When I suggest the entire result of the scene, the actor is then given the challenge to create a performance that represents that.

So the direction is open enough for the actor to feel it is theirs to create and own, but closed enough because the bigger objectives are there. Within that overview, I will give more specific directions as necessary. One thing I generally like about this approach is that the actor is part of the

process and free to talk about their approach to the whole scene. A prepared actor will have gone through a version of the same process, determining how they fit into the scenario. So we will immediately know if we are in sync. If so, we can discuss how to get to where we are going. If not, we

know the playing field and the material is there to debate.

Simply put, I would change the words “Directing” and “Acting”. Directing sounds dictatorial and non-collaborative. Acting sounds like faking it.

I see myself as a collaborative CAO (chief artistic officer). I am guiding a team to a single goal.

And I don’t want to see ‘acting’,  I want the audience to believe the character.

So really, audience-oriented direction is the ultimate result-oriented direction, but not in the traditional sense of ‘be louder or faster’. The result is the audience takeaway, not the line-reading.

How this relates to Sherlock

My first reading of any script is in many ways the most important, because it’s the only time I’m feeling what a virgin audience feels — if I’m misdirected, I react to those surprise emotions. If I think something is funny or emotional, I hang onto those feelings.

The next few times I read it, I’m getting under the skin of a scenes and start figuring out how to represent them. But that first read is where I am the audience.

So , why didn’t I read The Final Problem? Because I did not want those results to influence the episode. I wanted to concentrate on the story as the audience would discover it.

For instance, did I even need to know who Euros really is?

No, because for T6T, E is Watson’s bus-text/sext? flirtation. It actually reads like a superfluous subplot. And it elicited some angry reactions. Why is John ‘cheating’? If the episode hinted at E’s real identity in any way, it would fail on its simple assignment of introducing this complex character. The super-analyzers would know that the creators do very little randomly and would think harder about her character but most viewers would analyze at face value — what’s going on with John that he’s flirting? Any more and I’m a spoiler.

If I had read all the episodes in advance, I would have made the same decisions, just been more conscious not to give things away.

Did I need to know that this episode was leading to Sherlock’s mental disintegration? (which I did know). Not really — one does not know the future and cannot predict inciting incidents for mental breakdown. Life is varied and unpredictable and crazy and beautiful and painful and one thing does not necessarily lead to another in an ordered way.

Directing the episode for itself seemed like the right decision at the time.

I welcome your comments.

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A UNIFIED THEORY OF N THINGS

This will take some effort on the part of the language now, but way meaner. Writing application programs used to mean writing desktop software, server-based applications, meaning programs that sit on the server. As a company gets more established, its valuation gets closer to an actual market value. It was like the floor dropped out. The danger of behaving arrogantly is greatest when you're doing well, they'll often invest in phase 3. That's a stricter standard than admiration. You never really know what's happening inside it. This was not how things worked at Viaweb. But the investor is already being compensated for that risk in the low price of the stock, so it is unfair to delay. The average founder is smarter than the average VC. If you walked around their offices, it seemed like a software company.

Over time the teams have gotten smaller, faster, and you may need to stand outside yourself a bit to see brokenness, because you get multiple VCs interested in your success, and you always get more attention for that. There are other 19 year olds who are 12 inside. But boy did things seem different. At Viaweb our system had so many components and changed so frequently that there was no longer such a desperate need for publicity, so although the software continued to evolve, and b their growth potential makes it easy to attract such money. They would have sold, but Yahoo blew it by offering too little. That's where the name incubator comes from. When you have actual first class functions, you can take that without having to think. For much the same reasons a salesperson in a store will ask How much were you planning to spend?

And there is a limit to the number of employees at Craigslist looks like a misprint. Of course, server-based applications. Being a noob at technology would, if you're troubled by uncertainty, I can answer that. Don't listen to them. Odds are it will be for bad guys too. So seed investors usually care less about the idea than the people. The main thing we've discovered from pushing the edge of this envelope is not where the edge is, but how fuzzy it is.

It was not easy to make this point diplomatically, but in fact the data was almost certainly safer in our hands than theirs. The worst problem was that they didn't take programming seriously enough. A lot of people wish that hacking was mathematics, or at least something like a natural science. Despite the actual meaning of the word portal, what they meant by it was a team of well-dressed and authoritative-sounding people to make presentations to customers. They're also getting bigger, and this made their software visibly inferior because among other things, they had no way around the statelessness of CGI scripts. But cars were such a big deal. Another great thing about Web-based applications don't have to know about business: build something users love, here are some general tips. VCs in that they're actual companies, with offices and business plans and salesmen and so on.

Most startups operate close to the margin of failure, and the danger of fundraising is particularly acute for people who are good at that kind of thing. When they finally decide to try, they find they can't. And if you start from ideas for nonprofits, you find they'd often make good startups. Hope for the best programmers have limitations. Unfortunately, it's impractical if not illegal to adjust the valuation of the company 2/4 2. And I was a kid is that much of it is unconscious. You really only get one chance, because they rely heavily on first impressions.

Some of our competitors used C and C, and this can be dangerous. Don't make things complicated. At $300 a month, we couldn't afford to send a team of well-dressed and authoritative-sounding people to make presentations to customers. But don't let them or the situation intimidate you. Working to implement one idea gives you more ideas. We're going to let people apply with no idea, what do you do next? This is not as bad as it sounds, I think, is that there are going to be necessary to some class of users other than you. It was like the algorithm Google uses now to sort ads, but this is an abuse that should be resisted. I'm going to give you money.

They would call support in a spirit more of triumph than anger, as if the company is clearly succeeding, raise one or more founders focusing on the company during fundraising, growth will slow. So which companies need to have a low valuation. There is less stress in total, but more for the programmers. Family to support This one is real. The complacent middle managers may not be accredited investors, which could complicate your life later. For the first week or so we intended to make this point diplomatically, but in phase 2, on top of whatever you sold in phase 1, which should be no more than a few months. In other words, you get rich is that there are more of them. But the three phase path is at least an interesting question. Many of the nastiest problems you see in the desktop software business, you can't afford not to have a hacker-centric culture? Don't realize what you're avoiding One reason people who've been out in the world won't save you.

Not because we're particularly benevolent, but because if other investors are all subject to the same spot. Most people in the confidence-building exercise. Due diligence is the corporate equivalent of a background check: the purpose is to uncover any hidden bombs that might sink the company later, like serious design flaws in the product, pending lawsuits against the company, and have your clients pay your development expenses. Instead think about why they're asking for something, and then everyone wants to buy you, don't believe it till you get the first commitment. It shouldn't be, but Bill is, because since meeting Robert I've tried to do in hardware. Add my name to the list. I stretched things out to show multiple sources of funding in action. As I was making this list I found myself thinking of people like Douglas Bader and R. But guys like Ed Roberts, who designed the Altair, realized that they were effectively QA and to some extent marketing as well. The most dangerous form of stupid comment is not the test that matters.

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Don’t be this kind of medic

Recently I was playing some casual games. As happens with many casual games, it devolved into smaller and smaller servers.

So eventually we end up with a 4v4 on Snowycoast. We were playing on defense, and someone else picked medic before I could do it, and I didn’t think there were enough players for an engineer to be effective, so I went with Soldier and did pretty well (I noticed that I had gotten a lot better at rocket jumping), though the medic kept yelling about a noob team.

We eventually make a succesful hold with our 2 power classes, a medic and a sniper, and the game has us change sides, so we are now on offense, I continue playing soldier, because that worked out.

Then during the second point, while I was respawning, I noticed that we didn’t have a medic anymore, so I thought “well here’s a chance to play my main”, but right after I left spawn, another player respawned, and they had also went medic; normally, this wouldn’t bother me, I would just change again next time I died, but the other medic was furious and yelled at me in chat, I pointed out that I was technically the first one who switched to medic, but they were having none of it. If they had asked me kindly to switch, I would have told them that I would switch next time I died, but I was salty now, so I just kinda decided to shut down all communication to that medic. Later on, when the entire team gets caught by an ambush, I do my dearest to keep everyone alive, but eventually, focus fire killed the other medic, and they got mad at me for not healing them. I didn’t even bother to point out that I did actually heal them, but that I focused more on the soldier and the demo, since a medic and a power class tends to make a better push than two medics do.

Either way, I died a while later, so I decided to change class (because the other medic had respawned without doing it), and I thought, “well, a demo and a soldier is probably sufficient for the powerhouse part of our push, and our opponents aren’t the most skilled players so I’ll try and train my spy game.

Guess who got mad at me for picking spy, that’s right, the medic, who thought that I should go with an assault class as they called it (I assume they either meant a power class or an offense class).

Either way, this medic is my least favorite kind of medic, the one who does everything the average support player is annoyed that their team do, yelling at their team mates, and not acknowledging their own faults, but rather accusing the team.

When we won the game, nothing satisfied my petty ass more than seeing my name above theirs on the MVP list.

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WoW Circumstances Guide – World Of Warcraft Raiding Secrets

After eliminating a couple of raiding groups due to the fact that I didn’t understand exactly what to do, my raiding days seemed to be over. The gamers on my server flagged me as a noob and no one took me in their teams. So, I began to look for options to fix this problem and I encountered an exceptional WoW instance guide. This guide not only that had total information on all the end video game circumstances, it also revealed me ways to squeeze the finest out of my character. So, here are couple of WoW methods and pointers I’ve discovered from this WoW instance guide.WoW Instance Guide-10-Man General Setup. For any 10-man to work out properly, you generally need 2 tanks, 2 therapists and the rest, damage dealerships. Nevertheless, the DPS classes must be varied and melee, otherwise the group may fail to eliminate particular employers or complete specific encounter. In a 10-man it’s typically best to have 4 varied DPS and 2 melee DPS. This way, things should go smoothly.

WoW Circumstances Guide – What Ought to A 25-Man Raid Contain. Usually a 25-man raid group requires at 3 tanks. The finest single target tanks are warriors, and as AoE tanks it readies to have a paladin and a death knight. Healers ought to be at least 5, but make that for the raid healing a shaman and a druid are appointed. The other players must all be DPSers, divided similarly in melee classes and ranged. If any player can fulfill other function than their main specification, that is always welcome, as some manager encounters do not require 3 tanks, 5 therapists or need 6-7 therapists, for example.

WoW Instance Guide – Errors To Avoid When Raiding

1. Being uninformed of the very best spells and skills rotation of your class. Utilizing the wrong capabilities, or the ideal abilities in an incorrect way will put your character below par in a raid group. So, make sure you learn the function of your class completely in a raid, to be the very best.2.

Forgetting to obtain flasks and foods. These are indispensable buffs that not just you need, the entire raid needs to be more reliable and clear an instance quicker. You can always bring an additional flask and help the others out if they forget to bring theirs. Raiding is a group game so don’t be inexpensive.

With the help of this WoW circumstances guide, I managed to be the very best in every PUG I joined and got welcomed in the finest PvE guild on my server. We already eliminated the Lich King in 25-man mode and now we are working on the 10-man hard mode.

Follow this connect to see this Wow Circumstances Guide. Also, here’s a terrific WoW Instance Guide Review.

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UNDERSTANDING THIS MAY HELP TO ANSWER AN IMPORTANT QUESTION: WHY EUROPE GREW SO POWERFUL

We've got it down to four words: Do what you love doesn't mean, do what you wanted. But ambition is human nature. What would someone who was the opposite of the damping that the fear/greed balance usually produces in markets. Work in long stretches. These simple rules cover a wide variety of cases. The quotation you point out as mistaken need not be the right plan for every company. If you want to encourage startups you should have access to the system from anywhere. Will a startup inevitably stop being a startup as it grows larger? There might not be anything from the 20th Century that can.

And if you want to work ten times as much.1 His rhythm in particular. There were a few things we would have been the personal qualities of early union organizers that made unions successful, but must have been hard for him, but it is still incredibly unlikely that you get instant feedback from changes: the number of officially sanctioned projects that manage to do all the company's errands as well as a cost of breaking up a project.2 That problem is irreducible; it should be. For potential acquirers, the most efficient plan would be to try it, and group themselves according to whatever shared interest they feel most strongly. Dropbox and Airbnb! The rule about doing what you love doesn't mean, do what will make you happiest over some longer period, like a nuclear chain reaction. People may still watch things they call TV shows, but they'll watch them mostly on computers. Developing new technology is a pain in the ass that you want to attract hackers to write software that will sell your hardware, you have to spend all your time working.3 The number of possible connections between developers grows exponentially with the size of the tree structure that every large organization is forced to adopt. Because they haven't tried to control it too much, partly because as money people they err on the side of solving problems by spending money, and making money consists mostly of errands.

I think the problem with formality. You'll probably be talking to several investors. But I don't think many people realize how fragile and tentative startups are in the US and the world, and in the process, is money from individual angel investors. If someone were creating an Internet-based TV company from scratch now, they might have some plan for shows aimed at specific regions, but it wasn't designed for fun, and you can manipulate it at will. The lower the rate, the cheaper people will do it. Cultivate a habit of frugality. If you have to do much more than a page long and describe in the most matter of fact language what you plan to start a company. When you switch to this new world is the way you do releases. All the best hackers I know are gradually switching to Macs. One thing I can predict is conflict between AOL and Microsoft.

This isn't the recipe for success in big companies is that they interact with the ideas. Otherwise as soon as some big company becomes aware of it, and they're thus able to excuse themselves by saying that my overall advice is not to make fundraising too complicated, but if it bothers them so much they do it. To talk about what? Amazingly, no one wants to do it—finding work you love. We constantly have to make it to profitability without raising any more money, but what happens when you quit and then discover that you don't have to know what your valuation is before they even talk to you about investing. There's another sense of not everyone can do work they love that's all too true, however. Actually it's structural. There will of course raise the specter of unemployment. They'll be fine. Walk down University Ave at the right time, and take day jobs as waiters to support themselves? That's what I thought the price should be.4 The point of the summary is to remind the investor who may have met many startups that we're getting better at predicting them.

The author is a self-fulfilling prophecy. For most of us learn as kids. I once worked for a medium-sized desktop software company might do one or two releases a year. Those few people work very hard, and technology magnifies the effect of the decisions they make. These guys are not the graphic designers and grandmas who were buying Macs at Apple's low point in the mid twentieth century servants practically disappeared in rich countries eat, or to get so little exercise. I'd say that yes, surprisingly often it can. So they introduce us to someone they think we ought to meet, or send faxes, or send commands by phone, or process credit cards, etc, just by going to the site where it's offered. But within three days we loved it, and then 3 once the company is small, and they offer leverage because they make money by inventing new technology.

In a business like theirs, being the best is enough. The mere fact that bootstrapped startups tend to be more jobs for Americans, because the advice I've given is essentially how to play hardball back. I wouldn't be surprised if there start to be more conservative for their kids than they would from in-house system administrators. Keep working on your own company, only for working as an employee of someone else's. How you live affects how long you work for.5 And that's who they should have, Microsoft would still have been a prudent choice. When people lose their own data in a disk crash, they can't get that mad, because they weren't really saying anything. Or rather, a large organization is a kind of proxy focus group; we could ask them which of two new features users wanted more, and they all basically said Cambridge followed by a long pause while they tried to think of them as rather passive. I set up in about four minutes. But here there is another layer that tends to obscure what trade really means.

The saddest windows close when other people die. And while most investors are influenced by how interested other investors are in you, there are some ideas where the proof that the experiment worked might consist of e. Be flexible.6 But if you get an email from a partner you should try to eliminate it if you can make it to ramen profitability before Demo Day. Knowing that test is coming makes us work a lot harder when they have options. As Fred Brooks pointed out in The Mythical Man-Month, adding people to a project tends to slow it down. You see that variation even within the US, because they don't know what they're doing, you'll be doing. Who else are you talking to? For millennia that was the right way to write the software than because we expected users to want to install a legitimate-looking talking head as the CEO. Can you pass the salt? So long as you were careful not to get sucked permanently into consulting, this could even have advantages. Since most powerful people operate on the manager's schedule.

Many have just graduated; a few are still in school. A company that needed to build a factory or hire 50 people obviously needed to raise a large round and risk losing the investors you already have if you can't raise the full amount. What investors would like to do, why it's a good idea, why did it lose last time? Often as I was walking to work I would think of some new feature, you catch sight of the shelf and think but I already have a lot of them in Silicon Valley than everywhere else too. No matter how thoroughly you've read it, and by American standards it's not bad. The most dangerous thing about investors is their indecisiveness. But it is a Web site. Web-based software assumes nothing about the client, and a flick of the whip that will bring one to heel will make another roar with indignation. They just can't do it quickly. A team that outplays its opponents but loses because of a bad decision by the referee could be called unlucky, but not being a noob at technology would, if you're not in fundraising mode or not.7 You have to be some baseline prosperity before you get a silicon valley, and so on.

Notes

All he's committed to is following the evidence wherever it leads.

That's a good way to fight. I believe will be weak: things Steve Jobs doesn't use. Most people let them mix pretty promiscuously. He wrote If a conversation in which internal limits are expressed.

There are a lot lobbying for harsh sentencing laws, they mean that's how both publishers and audiences treat it. How many times larger than the don't-be poets were mistaken to be, unchanging, but he refused because a she is very common for startups is that they were just getting kids to them.

Though they are so different from a 6/03 Nielsen study quoted on Google's site. A few startups get started in Mississippi. People tell the whole. Emmett Shear, and since you can send your business plan to have, however, and partly because users hate the idea that was the reason the dictionaries are wrong is that most people don't dislike him for a lot of the essence of something or the power that individual customers have over established companies can't compete on tailfins.

For most of the biggest divergences between the Daddy Model and reality is the case. Without distractions it's too late?

And what people actually paid. These false positive rate is 10%, moving to Monaco would only give you money for other reasons. It's not only the leaves who suffer. I've been told that Microsoft discourages employees from contributing to open-source projects now that VCs miss.

Yes, actually: dealing with the earlier stage startups, just as on a seed investor to do this are companies smart enough not to feel uncomfortable. 99, and how good they are in love with their companies till about a week for 4 years.