#op is a crypid

[sicksucculentz]

I find this remarkably funny.

These pictures were taken at mere hours apart.

Yes this is me and no i’m not really this thick in the middle the shirt is just baggy and fell away funky.

[wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee28374728]

An incomplete list of funny ways that the flamethrower guy in Until Dawn phrases the wendigo rules that imply other funny things. May add more later

He says that cannibalism out of desperation or greed is what causes it. This implies that accidental or just casual cannibalism for funsies won't do it

He says that any MAN or WOMAN who resorts to cannibalism will become a wendigo, implying that now, with so many more genders other than male and female recognized, and the fact that a lot of Native Americans recognized many genders, those people can cannibalize as much as they need to

He specifically says that it only works ON the mountain, so if you drag whoever you want to eat just to the base of the mountain to eat them, you're fine, while the ghost/spirit thing watches from the edge of the mountain like "you motherfucker"

That I know of, there aren't any death scenes that look anything like how he described the wendigo will kill you all slow and skin you and stuff while he was trying to get Chris to come back to the lodge. That means he likely made that up to scare Chris into coming back inside (if I'm wrong and there is a death scene like that that I just haven't found, idk, throw rocks at me)

He says they only hunt at night, but doesn't know why. They could just go back to normal like a werewolf or regain their human senses for a bit, because he said they only hunt at night, and a lot of their hunting is down in the mines where sunlight isn't even a factor, so it's not sunlight that bugs them. Maybe they just all just chill out during the day and play twister.(I just know they'd be good at twister)

Edit: wtf happens if someone who cannibalized AT SOME POINT, but not on the mountain, comes up to the mountain later? Will they just instantly start changing, or can the spirit not do anything in that case?

Double edit: what if you manage to take a wendigo OFF the mountain. Will the spirit follow and it'll stay the same. Would it change back, or just regain its human mind but stay all thin and creepy? Would it die? Would it lose its power? If it did stay the same, would that allow ALL the seperate spirits to leave the mountain and then no one can eat people anywhere?

Edit 3: I am officially adding these tags to the post. You deserve it 😜🙃 @seerya 4 some reason being called op makes me feel really good

Edit 4: I am asking for a friend. I 100% didnt eat anyone 😇

Edit 5: ok, so my 12 year molars that never erupted and confuse the dentist just started coming in in the 10 or so hours since I made this post 🤔 so maybe I lied about not having any wendigo problems cause this hurts like a motherfucker

Edit 6: I realize that this post makes it very ambiguous whether or not I have, in fact, cannibalized. And I'm going to leave it that way. For all y'all knew I was always a weird crypid

[sevenheven7011]

The idea of some transformers on both sides becoming very invested in their holomatter avatars is fun

Starscream using his avatar for a infiltration mission at a human club and now he goes clubbing with these group of women regularly they're all in a group chat too he is living a double life on the side and that double life includes telling his squishy human friends to dump their cheapskate conjunx's

Jazz was invested since day one and his holomatter form(s) is inspired by his favorite singers he actually has more than one too he's like one of those gamers who loves character creation more than the actual game itself

Skywarp called starscream's holomatter form cringe and starscream said he's cringe so now he's trying to out due starscream at serving cunt with his holomatter avatar

Soundwave is not invested at all in his holomatter form and because of this his holomatter form looks more crypid than human like a silhouette he doesn't use it much in broad daylight anyways however now there's several online forms that have like pictures of this new crypid and there's fanart of him and mothman

Optimus feels out of the loop cause he kind of made his holomatter form cause like they needed holo matter forms and wasn't thinking about it indept he's personalized it a bit more since some of the other bots even were like op you should totally add this to your holomatter form and he did

[bumblebeeappletree]

Foosha village, and similarly Goa Kingdom as a whole, don’t typically meet a lot of Devil Fruit users if at all. Luffy was the first one in a long time. He always inherited a sort of strength that typically seen in the Monkey D. family line. But then the transformation into what appeared to be rubber just made him… better or worse depending on who you asked.

But now the exaggerated expressions of a child grew more and he became… very off putting.

Essentially Luffy becomes a cryptid on the island. Which gotten worse after meeting his two older brothers who have a knack on fighting random people and pickpocketing.

[tysabrewing-s]

tHE TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE FOX GIRL WITH 1, 20, 29 AND 30???? :D

THIS IS THEIR ONLY VALID DESCRIPTION GODSPEED TO U OP KAAJAJJAJAAJ 

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

 She rlly doesnt sleep w em tbh they more like hug their pillow n shit like that 😔 

What do they like that nobody else does? SHE LITERALLY HAS SO MANY WACKY INTRESTS LIKE Before she met dalveed n blits she was lonely af bcuz nobody was interested in her talking abt her intrests like cyrpids magic science she loves learning sm but ppl just found them annoying when they talked abt them :( BUT THEN blits n dalveed show up and its all “kid idk wtf u are TALKING ABT but pls continue this is so intresting” she never rlly did meet anyone who shared her EXACT intrests tho tll she meet the lilac breasted gal who loves crypids as much as her n they try to find some and learn abt them together !! 

 What recurring dreams do they have? She doesnt rlly remember any of her dreams honestly

 What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven? Kinda specific but lieing abt doing smthing cool and great she likes attention but she would never lie for it bcuz shes afraid to get caught

[vardasvapors]

Hello! I love your blog! I was wondering if I might humbly and respectfully ask you to recount the story of how you and your girlfriend got together? Was it through Tumblr? - A fellow hopeful wlw

hhhhhHHHH!!! omg! /)^////^(\ yes of course I can!

It was indeed through tumblr, specifically, this post, which was the first time we interacted at all lol. from there we went to excitedly tumblr messaging and then discord messaging peredhil meta and quickly parkoured off of that topic into actual RL subject matter that still, like ‘what aspects of a person’s nature would cause them to choose mortality/immortality?’ were pretty personal and intense. then we escalated to just straight-up love-lettering and realized ‘oh huh this is pretty gay isn’t it’ (yes the exact stereotype) and started dating long-distance. (really long distance bc i’m in the northeast U.S. and ivana lived in Colorado and was traveling in South and Central America at the time). Then we visited each other like, 3 times, and then moved in together 9 months ago, and are still living together. 

it’s rly cute and has some more extremely lolworthy + shitty and heartbreaking twists, like uhhhhhh the first time ivana visited me was bc she went awol from her traveling group and bought a plane ticket on a whim abt 24 hours before the flight, and immediately after texting her i jumped up and organized and decorated my room for the first time in the entire 7 months of living there because, (as i texted thelioninmybed), ‘i can’t let her see how i live!’. and the part where my co-op of supposed-BFFs kicked her out of our house by anonymous vote while we were on vacation bc she autistically didn’t perform emotions the way they liked and were baffled when i was enraged by it, and we spent the first month of spring semester couchsurfing and airbnbing and becoming the Crypid Gays of the town. and the part where my mom told me i must have borderline personality disorder if i thought i loved an autistic person. hhhh. comma. loldeath.

anyway we now live together in our OWN place where we are super functional as she writes novels at a clip of like 4,000 words a day with me being her live-in editor, screaming Really Loud whenever anything happens in Kingdom Hearts like mature adults in their early + late 20s, and calling everything including inanimate objects ‘the boys’ ‘a friend and a boy’ ‘this man’ ‘some strange men’ etc bc we are both female, see. it makes perfect sense. pls don’t take any of this as legal and/or model wlw relationship advice.