#ooof but also WHAT

[jirachuuu]

the math is mathing?? maybe??

[sarafinapeclar]

Caitlynn went from progressive to Vi's conservative boyfriend to a dictator realllll quick lmao. She rode the alt-right pipeline straight down to fascism like a goddamn slip 'n slide lmaoo

[bleue-flora]

Send help, I’m still thinking about this scene from yesterday… it’s just so…

Tommy: I want to snap his neck.

A few seconds later

Tommy: He’s Lucifer.

Uhhh what!?…. Are you sure Dream’s Lucifer, because like dude no offense but you’re the one talking about snapping people’s necks…

-Actual Transcript Below-

Tommy: “You’re not going to believe this—this is the part that breaks my heart and twists my spine and makes me want to snap his neck. Do you know where he fucking went, Tobby?”

Tubbo: “Where?”

Tommy: “Dream lives in the prison.”

Tubbo: “What?!”

Tommy: The prison—that is my nightmare, Tubbo, Dream lives in. And just to prove it, cuz I thought—

Tubbo: “WHAT!?

Tommy: “No—no way is this fucking psychopath living in his own captive. I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know why, but he lives in the fucking prison. And I thought ‘NO, GODDAMN WAY!—Does Any. Living. Functioning. Person—live in their own hell.’ But, Tubbo, that’s the difference—“

Tubbo: That’s—“

Tommy: “Dream lives in his own hell.”

Tubbo: “That’s insane—“

Tommy: “You wanna know why?”

Tubbo: “He’s gotta not be—he’s gotta not be all there, man.”

Tommy: “He lives in his own Hell because he’s FUCKING Lucifer!”

Tubbo: “Really? Mr. Morningstar himself?”

Key word being “functioning”…

[yusuke-of-valla]

You ever get excited about an adaptation and hear something that makes you go like "welp :|"

[ilikedetectives]

Me after Black Friday shopping: My wallet!!! *clench chest*

[jula483]

Link’s mullet era - a soft launch 

[hauntingblue]

WE STILL GOT ARCANEEEEE

[raksh-writes]

Oh my god, Cole is projecting so hard, what a fickin buffon 😂😂

[threnodians]

lmfao everyone keeps saying how they “nerfed” jiaoqiu but methinks it is a skill issue because he does obscene damage and my beloved bestie acheron has never been more powerful 😈 ✨

[boyfrillish]

I finished chapter 10 and I am not okay! And it's the middle of the night and I have to stop there!

Game: hey, you're going to face some consecutive battles now, are you sure you want to proceed Me: hmmm let's go in right now, what could possibly go wrong

(What went wrong is that Stuff Happens and first Alcryst and then Alear break my heart with their voices)

[yther]

these urges are so fucking bizarre and foreign.

what animal has a brain screaming to annihilate itself so violently? I want to bash my head in, scar my legs and then cut open my stomach just to Get Away

[witchwhaat]

🥺

[theconstantine-moved]

what: headcanons for what: the devil devil knocked once | fic idea fando.m: d.are.de.vil c.omic who: matt, claudia (oc), elek.tra notes: for the new run of d.d, idk how i feel about it, but i am laughing at the idea of my oc claudia being like ?? but anywho, these are just rambly thoughts. before the actual 1st c*mic. -_- idk been too tired to write but i felt a need to headcanon thoughts. lol i just thought why not?

though cloud's father was not catholic before he passed, and she followed the same path as him; and later no path at all. claudia's adoptive mother is catholic and i can see cloud knowing a thing or two about catholicism because i see cloud's parents giving the dardashti children freedom to choose. so cloud knows of things, just not all things.

but anyways, cloud finds out matt's a priest through her investigating skills - cause she's a nosy ass, that's her biggest skill - after being left by matt and el.

and she's just like 👀being nosy about where they could be cause she's pretty sure they're dead but wants to make sure. but with them, it makes no sense for them to be dead after what happened, so she's like no...i'm searching. and when she finds matt as a priest, it's like haha YEAH. but what the FUCK.

she visits matt - her under an alias - so he doesn't question it. just takes the sweets she donates to the kids. she's super curious about his memory stuff, especially since she has her own memory shit to work through, but hers is less magic and more science.

but she doesn't press it, because she sees elektra through a window and she takes that as a sign to leave AND fast. seeing as she doesn't want to piss her off.

she meets up with elektra and is like "hello, you..." and elektra is like "you need to let him be" and cloud's like "you need to ...both wake up." and just basically gets a knife close to her neck and she leaves them both alone for a little while.

until, well....she doesn't....lmfao....

because she's so fucking annoying

probably should write it because it'd make more sense written but i haven't written these fools in a while. and writing priest!matt would feel like a challenge dfljlsfl but hmmmm

[tngpolycule]

Anyways! Finished Picard today, fuckin sucked. Like there was maybe 3% good scenes and the rest was just so bad . Soooo bad. Bad characterisation bad plot bad everything

[blackkewpie]

not to expound upon the political implications of fandom every chance i get but noel gruber is revolutionary gay representation because he wants to be fucked up and evil and it is so disheartening to see transformative works where they act like his wants and personality are character flaws. roadblocks in the way of the most conventional and milquetoast gay romance story ever put to word document. which isn’t terrible but the fact of the matter is noel gruber exists to say not every gay person wants to be normal or wants to have a normal easy heteroimitative life. marlene dietrich was a bisexual woman who endured mountains of hardship on every level and did important things and made important art. jean genet was a writer and activist who lived on the fringes of society doing survival sex work for most of his youth. liberace was never *out* out and was torn apart relentlessly by tabloids about his life. these are the people he canonically admires, he wants to be a starving artist and live a fantastic, queer, risky life that offends and challenges the mainstream. not because he is too naive to want a normal quiet life, but because he was raised in the bosom of the most banal, sterile, conservative small town existence he could have possibly been in and knows for a fact he wants the complete opposite. queer assimilation to the heteronormative standards of life has been a powerful tool in our survival, yes, but the point of that is to survive to make a world where that isn’t necessary anymore. the ease straight white cis abled society offers is one that exists at the expense of those who do not fit it. that is why the girl is fucked up. in a perfect world she shouldn’t have to be any other way.

[ephemeral-winter]

professor of the cataloging course i'm taking in the fall just sent an email that was like "btw guys in this class we are actually going to learn how to catalog monographs this is a class about DOING cataloging not just THEORY so drop it now if that's not your thing" and i gather that he has had to deal with very upset students before but honest to god who signs up for a course called "descriptive cataloging" without thinking they mayhaps be asked to learn and apply cataloging rules and standards