#oof im sorry if this is crap

[someonetooksendnoodles]

anyways, what comes up must come back down. "All in" from ep. 10 of grease: rise of the pink ladies is so kit singing to jade coded

[storiesofsvu]

thursday thots

Happy Thursday!

Okay… happy couple getting engaged right at the start of a cold open only for them to get immediately targeted?? Didn’t we do this on svu like two weeks ago.. ugh..

Also I JUST finished last week’s OC before this started and I’d like to say: jet, amazing, love her so much, her and Danielle absolutely CRUSHED their performances. I’m also salty murphy got away, and lowkey salty that Elliot stopped Ayanna from shooting him, because you cannot tell me that if he knew about lewis he would have murdered him with his own bare hands to get revenge for olivia….

ANYWAY, back to this week:

Listen… OC needs to get their shit together about how they’re running the show. I don’t mind doing the ONE perp over the ENTIRE season, but they only managed that with Wheatley, s2 was split between Elliot UC and the brotherhood, and s3 has somehow linked the whiney casino man into the murphy arc and that’s now over but also not really over, and it only spanned like, 3 episodes… like.. FIGURE IT OUT guys…

January 91… excuse me… I’m 99% sure Elliot started as a detective in 89… but why do I even THINK the writers, esp of different shows would bother to look into that kinda shit before scripting it…

Yeah I’m not here for this, I’ve already stopped paying attention. LOL

3d printed GUNS!?? Wtf….

This bruce guy is obsessed with jet. Like.. do not blame him, but LOVING the protective mama bear Ayanna giving him a death glare.

Yeah… did not care about that AT ALL.

Mothership:

I missed the very first start, just caught the part of shaw being frisked by uni’s. fucking oof.

“smells like he bathed in merlot”  “that bottle’s probably the murder weapon.” This girl has sass. Love her.

This uni comes to “apologize” to shaw ONLY because he’s up for detective and doesn’t want to risk that promotion?! Maybe you shouldn’t be a racist POS before you get to be detective. “the colour blue” yah go FUCK yourself….

I’M SORRY. Was I LISTENING CORRECTLY!?? Was that guy’s name Donnelly?!! Come ON.

 Okay… but are we actually ignoring the connection of the victim, his ex wife’s new bf who works with the perp?? Even if it was self defense there’s still something fishy going on…

I fucking KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! THE NEW BF SET HIM UP FUCKING CALLED IT.

Okay so it may not be the new bf, but there’s definitel still some kind of connection going on, im only half paying attention, y’all know this already lol.

Okay, overall, a decent good episode for once. Not enough sam but that’s always the case.

SVU time. Finally

Wow… what a fucking SAPPY start to the cold open jfc…

“who’re we interrogating?”  “you.”

Jesus. This is cold. Like how is this going to work out? What angle were they going with this story line? What is the POINT??

At least its giving octavio a good chance to show off his acting.

Honestly this episode is beautiful, heart wrenching but beautiful

More churlish!!!???? Tbh  I really like her, so I’m totally down if she joins the squad. And we already know she’s got more eps coming up thx to molly’s insta story…

“you’re 180 lbs of water in the shape of a man, you take the shape of whatever you’re poured into.” Olivia benson when did you become a profiler because you are spot on. Poor boy’s been through so much trauma he’ll do basically whatever to stay alive. He’s always wanted to do what’s right, to make good of the wrong’s he’s done in the past, let’s stick with that arc, okay? (also 180… cmon…)

Okay, overall, great episode. Now I wish we could get back to the full ensemble cast eps and cut this crap of not seeing someone for 2 weeks at a time. Ugh.

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag who likes to eat pineapple on their pizza 😅

No no, my first one follows you. So you'll see my first account on your list of followers 🤔 but I post the incorrect quotes on the second one. I hope mine are funny.

This one blog with incorrect quotes, I see them post and use sources from like other shows or movies. I want to do some of mine like that. So maybe you will see mine pop up one day 😁

I think I haven't drank anything when it's new years eve. My friend and I would always plan something but then we change our minds and just do something else hahaha

Hahahahaha you slept during a movie??? Were you at the theater? Cause that would be a waste of money 😂 I'm the same way with Jurassic Park! I didn't mind the movies, but I just don't get the hype about dinosaurs. I haven't even watched the new ones with Chris Pratt. My best friend loves it though, but I am glad she didn't invite me to watch them.

You're such a goose. You even said 3 movies...then you listed 4! What am I gonna do with you.

But I love Rachel Weisz in The Mummy. She really was cute that time. And Iron Man 2 with Natasha..oof the scene when she enters the boxing ring 🥵

For my list, I am just going to give you the American shows/movies because there's a lot of filipino shows/movies that I would list but I don't remember their titles. I can remember the scenes but that's it 😅

1. Smallville - the scene when Lana Lang was all bad and was talking to Clark at the school pool area..

2. The Notebook - i love Rachel McAdams. She was so cute and her voice was so soft

3. Honey

Alright, 3 animated movies that you love.

-CuriousGeorge

Hi hi hi curious corn-punn!

Sorry for the late reply. How r u? How was ur last day of 2022? Also happy new year! I hope u had a good time. 😊🥳

Ah i see. So ur second tumblr wont show up on my folower's list? Im really curious now.. so far u have been funny n make me laugh since i talk with u. So im sure ur incorrect quotes will be funny.

What u doin now? R u hanging out with friends?

Haha im surprisef that u never get drunk on new years eve? Do u like to drink? Or u r not a fan of it?

Yes,unfortunately i watched that mocking bird hunger games at the theater. It was actually a waste of money either i fell asleep or not.😅

About the jurassic park movies, i dont mind about the dinosaurs. It was pretty cool cgi n robot stuff. The real reason i dont like the chris pratt's latest jurassic park and the one before it is the story wise.. the one before the latest one, i think it has stupid n bad ending. I meant the little girl push the button to let out the dinos out to human's world just because of sentimental feelings type of crap n risk people's lives all over the world.

Aaand the latest one, kinda show the aftermath of the stupid decission but i think doesnt really show the solutions of it, dinosaurs still roaming around n human r forced to co-inhabitate the earth. N the trailer kinda misleading as if the aftermath n might be resolved but in the movie they r more focus about something else, which are mutated giant freaking grasshoper. Ugh it's so horrible...i even got upset after the movie done n felt like my almost 3hours of life was wasted. 😅 sorry if i sound upset. I wasnt,i was just tellimg u how i felt that time 🤣

Haha yeah, i told u im generous n kind.lol. giving is one of my love language.😅

What r u gonna do with me? Just keep talking with me n dont stop if one day u already let me know who u r. 😊

Oh yeah rachel weisz in that movie looks so much better than the first mummy movie.. i was dissapointed that they didnt pick her in the third movie. She looks so bad ass on the mummy returns. N that accent, oh gosh.. i love accents..it's my weakness..women with accent r hot.🥵

N yeeess natasha in the boxing ring was so bad ass n hot even though i dont really like the black widow's hair on that one though but she still look god damn hot.😅

To be honest i dont know all of the movies that u gave me on this list 😆

But i saw that u like rachel mc adam too, so i bet u have watched Disobedience movie with rachel weisz and r. Mcadams?

Oh gosh another question with hard to pick answer.😅

1. Brave

2. Sing 2

3. All minions movies..😆

I would give u more than 3 but i'm tipsy so i cant really remember the movies right now 😅

Next question?

Cheerio! (Not the cereal one(

[thotantics]

can i please request got7 reacting to their gf needy i really liked thw monsta x one... thank u!

Jaebeom

He’s very in tune with you in this way. Jaebeom knows when you want him, how you want him, and precisely how to give it to you with very little instruction or need to ask on your part. He’s not the kind of boyfriend to leave you wanting him for long. Unless he’s very busy in the studio, in which case he’ll feel so guilty for neglecting you and will do everything he can to make it up. When he picks up on that change in the energy between you, his eye contact lingers as he searches your face, but he doesn’t hesitate with moving forward, smirking to himself as you fall into his embrace easily.

“Let’s go to bed, baby girl. I need to be with you.”

Mark

If it’s early in your relationship he might seem a little flustered at first. That’s just because he didn’t expect you to need him like this, especially not openly. He has a need that matches your own, but he keeps it more to himself, reserved until those special, stolen moments when he has you alone in the dark of his room, that’s when he feels free to act on such needs. He won’t hesitate to give you anything you ask of him, even if he’s startled to the point of chuckling, his face burning. 

“Oh, yeah? Is that what you want, baby girl? Well... come here.”

Jackson

Zero hesitation. Whatever you need he’s got it for you. Affection? Attention? He’s got an endless supply just for you. Jackson is a doting boyfriend, he will spoil you endlessly with the things you want most from him. He’s the type that, if you make eye contact for a half second too long, he’ll be on you in a flash, pressing kisses to your cheeks and tucking his arms around your waist. Showing him your needier side will have him melting in the palm of your hands.

“Ah, my baby, you’re so cute! How could I ever resist you?”

Jinyoung

*jacks as u in this gif lmao* Depending where you are when he notices how clingy you’re being, Jinyoung will slip an arm around you and either lean in for a deep, passionate kiss, smiling before your lips meet, or he’ll press his lips to your jaw and murmur for you to be patient. He’s a giving man, but he won’t go out of his way to give in to you if he’s busy at work or in mixed company that he can’t just slip out of the room with you to take care of your needs. He loves this side of you, though, so much. He loves the way you cling to him, the way your eyes plead for him as your fingers curl tightly in the material of his shirt. He loves how much you need him.

“Is this what you needed, baby?” He asks as he presses himself inside of you.

Youngjae

Oh, he would live for this. Being needy for him will absolutely drive him crazy. Nevermind that he lives for your attention and affection, but when you eye him up and can’t seem to keep your hands off of him, he’ll go nuts. His need matches yours, intense and passionate and he won’t have much patience for waiting around before he can get you alone. His favorite will be having you on his lap, whispering filthy things into his ear. He’s a sucker for it.

“Ah, you’re so dirty, my sweet girl. What am I going to do with you?” *he knows exactly what he’s going to do with you*

Bambam

Maybe this is just a good excuse for Bam to turn it into a game. He’ll like teasing you to an extent. Not to any degree that he does his members or his siblings, because you’re special. Far too special to really tease too much but he can’t help himself. He likes when you’re feeling needy but he won’t allow you to be shy or coy about it. Tell him. Tell him every little detail or he’ll goad you on, pressing your buttons, asking a million questions until you admit it all in explicit detail. Then he’ll give in, a pleased smile on his lips, suddenly filled with just as much need as you.

“What do you need me for, though? Ah, you want a kiss?” *gif*

Yugyeom

When you start showing Yugyeom that you want him, it’s definitely going straight to his ego. He’s young and easily turned on, so you won’t have to ask him more than once. He likes hearing it, but he likes acting on it even more. Lives for the way you sigh as he sinks into you. Yugyeom will not leave you wanting him for long at all, unless he absolutely has no other choice.

“The second I get off of work, I want you in my bed waiting for me - naked and ready.”

[927roses-and-stuff]

Miracles in Gotham: Chapter One: Strings of Fate

Hey, guys! This fic is inspired by @ozmav’s Maribat AU. Shoutout to @mystery-5-5 for brainstorming ideas with me for this fic. Hopefully, you guys enjoy it!

It’s only been a few hours since I posted the prologue, and I’ve already received such wonderful feedback! Thank you to anyone who took the time to read and/or like/reblog/comment/gave kudos to this! 

I know it seems very Mlbverse-centric right now, but I have to set up some of the conflicts somehow, amirite? Trust me, you’ll only have to deal with Paris for like one more chapter.

If you want to see more, follow: #miraclesingotham

P.S. I refuse to believe that the ladybug-themed egg is the actual form of the Miracle Box. Nope, no way. 

Tag list (if anyone wants that to be a thing):

@northernbluetongue

First Next Fanfic

Chapter One: Strings of Fate

Dear Diary,

Everything’s been so different without Master Fu. I’ve heard from Marianne that he’s healthy and doing well. I’m happy that he gets to be free from the Miraculous and living happily with the love of his life, but would it be selfish to wish that he were still around to guide me? It’s been a total disaster since I’ve become the new Guardian. Chloé’s anger at Ladybug makes it impossible to go a day without an akuma; much less since Lila Rossi decides to provoke her at every turn. 

Honestly, what is wrong with that girl? She’s even more irritating than Chloé, if you ever thought that was possible. 

But, diary, I’ve noticed that Hawkmoth’s become more strategic with his akumas. I think handing out the other Miraculous was a mistake. I’m sure it’s because Hawkmoth now knows the identity of the others that he’s been targeting our class almost exclusively. 

This is why I’ve always said that secret identities were important. Now that they’ve all been discovered, I doubt I can entrust them without harming them and their loved ones. 

I wish I could write more and reflect on my emotions like Master Fu told me to, but I hear an akuma calling my name. 

Bisoux, 

Marinette

________________________________________________________________

“So, chaton, who are we fighting this time?” Ladybug asked as she landed outside of the Louvre.

“So glad to be here in your presence. Ladybug, here comes the lovely Princess Fragrance!” He quipped as he dodged a zombified civilian rushing at him. 

“Rhyming, Chat Noir?” Ladybug laughed as she jumped up, making two of the zombies crash into one another. “Are you sure you haven’t been caught in Princess Fragrance’s traps?”

Chat laughed and leapt to her side, using his baton to bat away at the incoming civilians. “Maybe just a whiff.”

She scanned around quickly, looking for green skin, pink hair, or her gothic black dress. When she found nothing, she grabbed Chat Noir by the waist, and projected her yoyo on one of the Louvre’s chimneys. 

“Well, wake up and smell the roses, chaton. We better go find her Royal Highness!” Ladybug said as she grabbed onto Chat’s waist and swung away from the incoming hoard of civilians. She watched as they toppled over each other, desperately grabbing at the sky. 

Chat winced at the sight also. “Me-ouch! Seems like their loyalty’s deadly.”

They landed on the roof and Ladybug straightened, letting go of Chat. She sighed. 

“Let’s go before it turns into a bloodbath.” 

Chat nodded. “Princess Fragrance was headed to the Pont des Arts  last I saw her.”

“Do you know why she got akumatized this time?”

“Not really. Maybe it had something to do with the Prince again.”

Ladybug sighed. Poor Rose and her fragile heart. “I guess. Well, hopefully she doesn’t break anymore hearts.”

When they arrived, Princess Fragrance was seated upon the shoulders of Luka and Anarka Couffaine. Behind her was an army of their classmates, standing in silence and waiting for their orders. At her feet was Juleka, looking up at her and pleading. They managed to catch the end of Princess Fragrance’s declaration before Chat tackled Juleka and rolled away just as perfume was sprayed. 

Princess Fragrance screeched. “You will not get away from me, my Princess! Minions, after the mangy cat!” 

Ladybug’s eyes widened as she watched her classmates charge towards Chat and Juleka in unison. Jumping into the fray, Ladybug twirled her yoyo into a shield and yelled at Chat behind her. 

“Hurry up and get Juleka away from here, while I distract them!” 

“But, Ladybug-”

“Just go!”

Chat looked from Ladybug, who was slowly being overrun by Princess Fragrance’s minions, to Juleka in his arms. Making a decision, he carefully set her down and whispered at her to run when she was ready, before joining in the battlefield. He jumped in front of Ladybug and swung his baton, knocking out half of them. 

“Sorry, Ladybug. I’m not going to leave you alone.” 

Ladybug huffed, but didn’t have time to check on Juleka as the minions recovered and charged towards them even more aggressively. Ladybug swung her yoyo, making sure it wrapped around one of the farther lamp posts before swinging across the crowd, making sure to kick some of them down. When she landed, she searched for Princess Fragrance. 

Where could she have gone? She was here a second ago. 

She quickly scanned the area before she spotted her, racing down the bridge followed by Luka and Anarka. They were now behind the crowd that Chat Noir was still struggling against and Juleka was slowing down by the looks of it. If Ladybug didn’t hurry soon, she’d be captured next. 

Hurriedly, Ladybug swung over the crowd again, making sure to grab Chat Noir on the way. 

“Thank you, bugaboo. Now, I think it’s time to pull the ace up our sleeve, right?” 

Ladybug nodded. “Lucky Charm!”

A spool of red yarn dropped in her hands. 

“What the heck am I supposed to do with this?” Ladybug asked as she scrutinized the object. Sighing, she ran towards Juleka and Princess Fragrance, hoping to at least prevent further damage. She was hurrying so much, that she barely heard Chat shout something about fate and strings. 

With a thud, she managed to push Luka and Anarka away, before landing on her feet. Not even a second passed before Princess Fragrance kicked her in the chest and she rolled away. Luckily, Chat caught her before she fell headfirst, but she could already feel the bruises forming.

She could only watch as Princess Fragrance approached Juleka who shook in place. 

“Don’t worry, my love,” Rose said. “Nothing can tear us apart now. We will be together forever.”

Ladybug watched in horror as Princess Fragrance reached up to caress Juleka’s cheek. Her earring beeped. She had to hurry.

What was it that Chat had said? Strings and fate? 

She glanced down at the spool of yarn in her hand. 

Oh.

The red string of fate. 

Ladybug stood up and rushed in between the two girls, tying one end of the string on each of their fingers. Princess Fragrance and Juleka jerked back in surprise. 

“What is the meaning of this?”

Ladybug glanced to Juleka nervously and winked, hoping she would play along. “You’re right, Princess Fragrance! With this red string of fate, you and Juleka can now be together forever! It is said that the red string ties soulmates together in an unbreakable bond.”

Princess Fragrance squealed. “I knew it, I knew it!” 

Ladybug watched as Chat snuck behind Princess Fragrance and snatched at the perfume bottle in her belt. However, the bottle accidentally sprayed and Chat started to sing praises to Princess Fragrance.

Princess Fragrance turned around, then turned back to Ladybug scandalized. “Wait! This was a trick! You don’t think my princess and I are meant to be at all! You just wanted to take her away from me! You-!”

Before she said anything else, Ladybug had already untied Juleka from the other end and dragged Princess Fragrance closer to her. Before she could attempt anything, Ladybug spun her around and around until the yarn had effectively tied her up. 

Juleka rushed over to Princess Fragrance and grabbed the perfume bottle, giving it to Ladybug. She quickly purified it and untied Rose before enacting the Miraculous Cure. 

She knelt down beside Juleka, making sure that Rose wasn’t too disoriented from the attack. True to the Cure, everyone else was waking up from their slumber, and any of the injured were instantly healed.

However, Marinette knew that each one of them remembered; something even the Miraculous Cure couldn’t fully erase. All of them remembered; except for the victim. 

“Hey,” she said softly, brushing aside Rose’s bangs to reveal her teary eyes. “What happened? This was the third time this week.”

When Rose couldn’t do anything but sniffle and curl into Juleka’s embrace, Juleka replied, “It’s been a rough week for her. Chloe’s anger makes her more nervous than she lets on. We bumped into Lila who complimented us today and Chloe happened to be nearby and  told Rose that no one would really love her.”

Ladybug frowned. Already, she knew that no other result could’ve come from having Chloe and Lila in the same vicinity. 

She watched Juleka rub Rose’s back softly and murmur sweet words of comfort. Ladybug awkwardly patted Rose’s back twice before she stood up. Her earring beeped again, and she stood up. 

“Look, I’ve noticed that your classmates have been targeted more recently. I’ll try to see what’s going on, but my advice is to stick together. Even if people you don’t like taunt you, make sure you support each other.” 

Juleka nodded. “Thank you. We know you can help us.” 

Ladybug forced herself to smile. “Of course.”

With that, she swung away and hid in a random alley. Before she de-transformed, she sent Chat a quick message to meet up later at the Eiffel Tower. 

________________________________________________________________

When she finally returned to her room, she was greeted by a multitude of kwamis: Pollen. Trixx, Sass, Longg, and Wayzz. Each of the kwamis sat upon their customized jewelry boxes that doubled as a bed and a miraculous container. 

“Welcome home, Marinette!”

Marinette smile at them, setting down a bowl of food she had taken from the kitchen. “Hey guys. I bet you’re hungry, feel free to dig in!”

She watched as the kwamis fervently dived into the bowl, eating as much as their tiny stomachs could feel. Glancing to her closet, she could envision the other kwamis entrapped in the Miracle Box, isolated from their world. 

Marinette wasn’t too sure why, but when Master Fu gave up his guardianhip, the Miracle Box had transformed into a red and black polka-dotted egg. She hadn’t thought too much of it then, but she  later realized that the box was locked. As far as she or the kwamis knew, it was inaccessible. Marinette watched as the kwamis floated over their jewelry boxes. She sighed, feeling unprepared for the future of being a Guardian ahead of her; she still couldn’t believe that Master Fu was gone, but the future didn’t wait, and it would string her along whether she wanted it to or not.

“Are you okay, Marinette?” Tikki asked, floating closer to her owner’s face. 

She sighed again. “I’m just thinking about the Miracle Box again. I don’t know how else we can get it to open, and the only other person who would know, no longer remembers!” 

Wayzz floated next to her and gently patted her arm.  “It will all work out, Marinette. Have you tried looking through the Miracle Journal, yet?”

Marinette sighed and buried her head in her arms. “Even if I did, I don’t think I would understand a thing.”

“What do you mean?” Wayzz asked, floating to sit on Marinette’s head. “Master Fu left a translated copy for you on his tablet. He had it with him when he went to fight Hawkmoth.”

Marinette shot up and cupped Wayzz in her hands. “Wayzz, there was no tablet when we rescued Master Fu. There was no tablet in the locker either.”

The kwamis’ chatter stopped and their eyes widened.

 “Then, that means…,” Wayzz trailed off. 

Marinette heard herself whisper as the daunting thought loomed upon them:

“Hawkmoth has the tablet.”

[b0nelessdoodles]

Hey so uh I got a new laptop last night! So there is a chance I won’t be drawing for a little bit ‘cause I’m a dumbass and

a) its gonna take me a little bit to get everything onto my new boi ‘cause i’m slow with moving lmao b) i gotta get used to using a new tablet c) holy crap the colors on this thing look so different than my last laptop what is happening

anyway we’ll see how long it takes lmao

[galerion]

companions complaining about the cold, snow and blizzards on Noveria/Arrae/whatever, meanwhile my Shepard is dreaming about building herself a cosy lil cabin in the mountains when it’s all over and watching the snowfall out the window while sitting by the fireplace with her boyfriend

[annatorvswife]

everyone has this idea, and particularly americans, that australia is full of dangerous animals... x

[its-captain-hitsugaya]

OOC; Well, ive been kinda lax with my tumblr lately due to irl crap but I am hoping to get on a grind with replies this weekend, especially on the “ 🎵 ” starters!!

Hope everyone has/had a nice day and have a lovely rest of the week!

-Elvere

[vasium]

from this 

[lackspraise]

the osborns are a tragic bunch when you actually look deep into it.

[dr-skazka]

Alright, let's see.

You used to be my dearest friend, someone I would have called brother. But you turned one me, cuz why?

Just I sad I was gay (bi would have been more appropriate) and that your GF shouldn't worry about me taking you from her anymore?

You told me that I will die, you told me that people like me will burn in hell. You have tried turning me to religion to "save my soul" and even tried to tell me TO CONVINCE MY FRICKING FRIEND WHO CURRENTLY HAD OTHER PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH TO ALSO JOIN????

And than after you broke me, after you ruined me, after I blocked you. You still try to get back onto my side, try to make everything better, but than fall back into the "oh please join me, I don't want you to die"

I know that people have there believes, and heck, I respect all of them...but I have limits, and if these limits get challenged, than I won't care anymore....it just makes me sad....

And then you always say that "I have changed" or "I just say these things to protect you" always repeating the same things over and over.

It's like a circle, once you draw the start, it doesn't have an end

[piinkbcws-blog]

@blackstardiopside

“ i can respect the whole black getup, but i gotta say ; mcr broke up years ago. it’s time to move on. id give you one of my bows, but ya haven’t earned it. ”

[angelixii]

Wassup motherfreakers sorry for being inactive recently hahahhahahahahhahaha

Anyway how are y’all?

[komoreangel]

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐜𝐬

pairings: childe, diluc, kaeya, albedo x f!reader (separate)

scenario: it’s reallyyyyy cold outside and you want your boyfriend to warm you up :) and maybe cuddle :) i mean what no its just soooo cold

genre: fluff so much fluff

wordcount: 1.6k (mostly albedo’s djkfsdjfnkd) 

childe

ok so this guy

he’s from snezhnaya which is like russia

its always cold there so he’s used to the below 30 temperatures

you however

ARE NOT

like at all i mean you’re from mondstatd whens the last time it snowed here

so at first he might not notice that you are extremely cold

you two are walking around, being cute yk couple stuff

that is until you start shivering

“why are you shaking? are you scared of something???”

he’s not the brightest but we love him

“childe, im cold.” you bury your face in his chest to hide from the wind

“it’s not that cold out here, i don’t see why you’re being so dramatic.”

“it’s below 30 degrees! i’m going to get frostbite and die!”

ok so maybe you are a bit dramatic but YOU’RE FREEZING OKAY?

“hey ojou-chan, why are you so clingy all of a sudden-” you reached your hand inside his pocket to grab his hand.

holy crap your hands are cold

“hey wait don’t grab my- THAT’S MY SCARF!”

suddenly you were running away from him at top speed, his scarf in your hands

“come back here! what are you - oof-!” he had grabbed onto the edge of the scarf and pulled it back, you along with it.

you fell on top of him and you’re both wrapped in the scarf like every single christmas romance movie

“well now my hair is all full of snow.”

“you deserve it.” “HEY!” 

you get up and walk off to the side, taking his scarf with you

he follows after you, and catches up quite fast considering he’s got them long legs 

oh to be tall

he wraps his arms around you in a hug 

“still feeling cold?” 

“yES!” 

so you two head for home and he promises that he’ll cuddle you all day to keep you warm

which is what you wanted in the first place ;) 

diluc

diluc doesn’t get cold

not because of where he’s from or anything

but because pyro vision 

~natural body heat~ 

and unlike childe he would actually notice you withering away in the snow 

“y/n, are you alright?” 

“huh? yeah yeah im fine just a bit cold” 

suddenly you are being cuddled 

“diluc??” 

“yes?” 

“you’re hugging me?” 

he doesn’t usually initiate pda often so it was a surprise

“you said you were cold. i’m simply warming you up.” 

you lean into his hug and notice that he’s actually really warm

like so warm you get sleepy

you’re so sleepy now that you think about it

and bonk

congrats dear reader

you have fallen asleep in diluc’s arms

he continues to talk on about venti’s drinking problem and how annoying kaeya is

he looks down and notices you sweetly dozing off in his embrace

and he’s so lucky to have you isn’t he

he smiles softly and sweeps you into his arms

carries you bridal style upstairs 

he’s about to tuck you into your bed when your arms begin to tightly wrap around his shoulders

almost like you dont want to let go 

“darling, it’s more comfortable in the bed,” he says quietly

“noo...” your voice is muffled by his chest and you sound tired 

he chuckles lightly 

“just lay down for a bit i’ll be right with you in a minute” 

you’re quiet, like you’re stopping to think

“if i lay down, will you cuddle with me?” 

diluc sighs

“yes i’ll cuddle with you, just please lay down? for me?” 

and who are you to resist that 

so you lay down and while it’s not as warm as him

its still really soft and you fall asleep in no time

he comes back to you sleeping, and not one to break his promises, he cuddles with you anyway 

at least you’re warm now 

kaeya 

believe it or not, kaeya actually does get cold

i mean yeah he has a cryo vision, but that just means he isn’t affected by his own abilities 

or at least thats my headcanon 

anyways

if you’re shivering...he will not help you at first

no, first he’ll tease you about it

like imagine you guys have a mission in dragonspine

“oh y/n~ did you fall for me so hard you got frostbite?”

“you’re looking mighty chilled over there, need a hand?” 

you are this close to punching his arm

however because you want him to hug you and warm you up, you are going to stay on his good side 

he might prolong the teasing for a while

and after that while, he may or may not let you hug him

if he goes on for a bit too long however, he’d feel bad 

you aren’t laughing at his jokes anymore because you’re so cold

you just want to stop and sleep 

your steps become slower and slower

your vision is getting blurrier by the second

and after a while you just stop moving

kaeya turns to look back at you bc he notices

“y/n?” 

and then in a total cliche moment you collapse out of pure exhaustion

like the gentleman he is, he catches you before you land face-first in the snow

and in his mind hes like shit i let this go on too long

so he carries you around, looking for a cave you can rest in until you’re feeling better 

after maybe five minutes of searching he finds one

and he knows albedo is up here somewhere but he doesn’t want to risk you being in the snow for too long

he starts a fire and tries to lay you down near it, but you aren’t getting any warmer

so he puts you in his arms and just cuddles you 

the combination of body heat + fire is slowly warming you up 

and in about an hour you’re awake again

but you can’t move, because his grip on you is very tight

“kaeya? where are we?” 

he slowly opens his eyes 

“oh, just a random cave in dragonspine” he laughs a bit as he says it

then ofc he remembers you’ve just woken up from collapsing and is like oh right serious time ok

“are you okay?” he asks and this time he has a hint of concern in his voice

“yeah, i’m fine. i’m warm now too” you say as the fire starts to die down a bit

kaeya moves his arm in front of you to shift the firewood a bit 

“i’m sorry for letting you get that cold” he murmurs 

you adjust your position so you’re facing his chest 

“it’s alright, at least i can finally get some cuddles this way” 

you both continue to rest by the fire and decide you’ll head back to mondstatd in the morning

albedo

because albedo is rather observant of most things

he notices your state right away

he immediately stops whatever he is doing and tends to you

“you’re cold, aren’t you?” he sits you on the table and feels your forehead

“albedo, its not a fever” you laugh. 

“no, if it was a fever you’d be burning up” he says matter-of-factly 

he walks to the other side of the lab and grabs his coat

“here, put this on.” 

you wrap the coat around yourself and start to get off the table

he rushes back and grabs your hands

they’re cold (duh) 

so then he thinks what can he do to make your hands warm

usually some mittens would do the trick

but he doesnt have any except for his own

well 

he’ll do what he has to

anything for you 

so he slides his gloves off and offers them to you

“put these on, your hands are probably freezing” 

when you hesitate (because arent his hands cold now? you dont want him to be cold) he takes the initative and takes your hands to put the gloves on

he stands back and says “there. tell me if you get colder, okay?”

and tries to hide his flustered face because

you look so cute in his gloves!!! 

they’re his gloves and you’re wearing them ! 

he turns back to his work for a bit 

after maybe half an hour he looks back 

and you aren’t sitting on the table anymore?? 

he looks around

you aren’t anywhere?? 

thats not good

not good at all

he makes his way outside and doesn’t see you there either 

“y/n?” he calls out into the snow 

unknowingly to him, you had headed out about ten minutes after he turned around 

you went to go search for some starsilver, as you heard him muttering about it under his breath 

you were happily heading back to the lab, arms full of the stuff, when you heard someone shout in surprise

it sounded like albedo 

something must have happened to one of his experiments

you quickly hurried towards the lab only to find

nothing?? not even the man himself

there were footsteps in the snow leading away from the room, but you couldn’t be sure if it was yours or his

you decide to wait for him to come back, and set the starsilver near his workspace

after a while, he comes back in, looking stressed and worried

“albedo?” he looks up and breathes in relief 

“where were you, i came back and- mMf!” he rushes towards you and wraps you in a tight hug

“please don’t do that again” he says

“i got you some starsilver..”

he breaks the hug and looks back at his desk

“you went to get starsilver...for me?” 

you bury your face in his neck 

“yeah..i heard you muttering about it so i thought you needed some. it was colder out there than i thought, though” 

he pats your back soothingly, rubbing his hand in circles around your shoulder 

“let’s start a fire, that’ll warm us both up” 

a/n: hi! wooh my first headcanon :) sorry if it was a little long, and i know some were a bit angsty and im honestly sorry about that! albedo’s got away from me sdkhjf but i hope you enjoy! and feel free to request a fic if you’d like :)

[halo-milltee]

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again this unnamed OC qwq

(It’s so dark, sorry qwq)

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