#ooc: i love this

[jokerwithcrowbar]

Would you date a man with a doctorate making six figures if he also dabbled in some evil schemes involving dressing like an object designed to deter crows from eating farmers corn while developing gaseous fumes designed to attack neurological brain functions and cause hallucinations involving ones greatedt trepidations?? Asking for a friend

If he would spoil me, then fuck yeah bitch!

:}

[official-lex-luthor]

Ooc: hahaha my brain just spat out the word babybitch as a gender neutral replacement for babygirl

ooc: Lex here is not only a babybitch but also a basic bitch

[sirlordevil]

OAISJSISJ I DIDN'T BECOME A FROG YOU BUMBLING BUFFOON!!

[thesepricelesstears]

Tachihara keep calling you a candy cane.... Is it because of your hair??? You a beautiful human being I don't see how you'd be a candy cane.

(Ooc: I give you, gay and oblivious man, mod)

... You should word your sentences better, people might assume you find me attractive

[level-1-slime]

Life

It

Never

Die

Women

Are

Ny

Favourite

Guy

Brrrb?

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[gothiethefairy]

i kinda love before marcille calls the demon!laios out, kabru can definitely tell there was something super off about laios.

kabru is like, "hold up, this is not my man. wtf."

[z13lovebot]

You can pet the car Once (1) 🐱

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[posalis]

"Armand was Daniel's single oracle, his merciless and all-loving demonic god."

The Queen of the Damned, Part 1, Chapter 4: The Story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire

[jokerwithcrowbar]

❝THE AWAKENING❞

-mentions of blood and insanity.

The Joker's eyes bore into the ceiling. Or was it really the ceiling? The Lazarus pit had crippled everything he once believed in. Now, his mind was clouded with different thoughts. He felt everything a normal human should feel.

Pain, anger, disgust, fear—but the most prominent—the feeling that stood out most—guilt. Joker wasn't used to this. He was used to enjoying the process of tormenting and terrorizing the citizens of Gotham. But now he wasn't sure.

He gulped. His head was pounding with different thoughts. He remembered their faces and the fear in their eyes as they screamed profanities at him.

He felt disgusted with himself. It was strange.

Joker's hands trembled as he touched his face. "Who am I?" He whispered to himself, haunted by the ghosts of his past. A single tear slid down his cheek before he wiped it away.

He hadn't cried in years. Maybe it was the Lazarus pit. It turned him sane, making him aware of his gruesome actions in the past. When he bathed in the pit and rose above, he was afraid, and then he felt woozy. The Joker never felt afraid before.

"Please," he muttered to himself. He felt something clawing at the back of his brain, trying to pull him in. He wanted to reach for it and take back the old, familiar sensation, but something was holding him back.

Could it be the effect of the pit? It had to be, right?

He felt something soft hit his hand. It was a feather. Joker looked around, but there was nothing. Not a single bird in sight.

Maybe it was Ra's trick?

He heard a voice pang from behind him: "Joker." His eyes widened as he slowly turned around. But there was no one. He had to have been hallucinating.

Joker clutched the feather in his hands and slumped back down.

"Get up, clown."

It was just his imagination. "I'm not here to hurt you, 'k?"

"Get out of my head—whatever you are!" He screamed. Joker felt himself growing angry. He clenched and unclenched his fists.

He groaned, feeling a sharp pain in his palm. He looked down and saw an "x" -shaped cut. Joker gasped. He didn't do this to himself. He had no sort of weapon on him.

He rubbed his palm on his pants, trying to get the blood off. That's when he noticed another feather a few feet away from him. Joker's frown had disappeared, being replaced by a grin, followed by a loud laugh.

He couldn't believe it. He laughed continuously.

Joker threw his head back, and it hit the wall. But he didn't feel any pain, causing him to laugh even more. He was insane.

[lilislegacy]

*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*

piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?

frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?

hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!

annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?

leo: his ass looks incredible.

grover: has he been working out?

annabeth, side eyeing them:

annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?

rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time

[misteria247]

Ford essentially: "Aw damn looks like you've got me such a shame lemme just-

"SIKE GET FUCKED."

[kasanetetolover]

She's trying to cope with the fact she's not real 💔

[ducktu]

Timkon clon baby au but Bruce loves his grandson way too much he stops being Batman for a while to help single teen parent Tim being yk a parent.

Like, he's soooo down to being a grandfather that as soon as he sees the baby in Tim's arms he doesn't even asks where it comes from he's just omgomgomg a babyyyy.

Because, yk, he never got the chance to hold his kids when they were babies and now he can hold the baby of one of his babies.

Enter making the mannor baby proof on day one and making a whole room a playground!

And he sees how Tim is like, not okay, like, yes he's happy he's a father now, but the grief of his friend dying is still there and the guilt of trying to clone him AND successfully doing it is not going away quickly enough for him to be able to take care of a whole human being, so Bruce of course steps up (because he's a good father when he needs to, AND THAT'S A BABY OK).

So, being Batman vs being there for his son and grandchild? Obviously his family needs him more.

So pretty much everyone commits to the cause.

Dick can be Batman for a while, just like once a week so Gotham knows he's still there. Jason may help a little by not causing trouble and Cass is so down to watch the kid 24/7 because they don't know if he has powers yet or when will they appear.

Just a big bat family trying their best for the new baby!

Edit: follow up!