#om nom nom nom whump

[captain-bo-bob-bobby]

Thinking about a Whumper with multiple Whumpees; and having different pet names for each one. He calls his favorites the good ones, like "kitten" and "dove". He calls the others by different variations, but the ones he dislikes the most are called "slave" and "mutt".

Mutt wants nothing more than to be Master's good dog. But, Mutt is just so useless, so worthless, that he starts to beg for Master to put him down.

[gonedreaminggg]

NORMALIZE👏GIVING👏LEVIN👏DEPTH👏

now i’ve seen some people on the left of aphblr making headcanons that levin would resent garroth for taking away his mother for 15 years, and some people on the right making headcanons that garroth is actually levins father

now people of the aphblr community, what if we put these two theories together and..

bam generational trauma, bam daddy issues, bam levin actually has some goddamn story to him

[jumpywhumpywriter]

I AM. EATING YOUR WRITING . OM NOM NOM

also do you want to hear my favorite pet whump trope/scene

YESSSSS! I would LOVE to hear your favorite trope 😁😁!!!! (Any maybe, you know, possible write more stories similar to it 👉👈)

[whumpwillow]

A really obnoxious, arrogant Supervillain being captured, and literally whipped until bone is visible. After he completely shatters under the torture, he is left to die. On the brink of death, he is found by a civilian he once held hostage (along with several others). She is terrified of him, but the way he is crying and deliriously begging for mercy, - for someone, anyone, to help him - gets to her.

She can't take him to the hospital, so she takes him home with her, and rather anxiously begins to take care of him.

Several days later, when he comes to, he's just terrified. Too weak to struggle, all he can do is beg civilian for mercy.

om nom nom tasty tasty whump. also i love the trope of the civilian rescuing and taking care of the supervillain! amazing. showstopping. fantastic.

villain is abandoned, thrown out like trash, and left to die from his wounds and blood loss now that he's on the brink of death and no longer any fun to torture. civilian finds him and he begs her, deliriously, to help him. he doesn't even recognize that she's one of the people he once held hostage

civilian is shocked when she sees his face. she'd know that face anywhere. it's haunted her nightmares and she's described it to her therapist a hundred times after having been rescued from the time he held her hostage as nothing more than a pawn in his game

she wants to run away, but she sees how close villain is to death, he's reaching out to her with bloody fingers and grasping at her shoes, he can't even move, and those lashes on his back...

civilian takes villain back to her place and washes his wounds, sterilizes them, and bandages him up.

he's sick, delirious, and fading in and out of consciousness for the first few days, but she's still scared he's going to pop up while she's sleeping and smother her with a pillow

she holds a glass to his lips, getting him to drink orange juice and electrolytes to replenish the blood he lost. she sets a cool, damp cloth on his forehead and dabs his cheeks with it when he's burning up

he nuzzles into her hands, dazed and not really there

once he's lucid enough to realize where he is and who he's with, he begs her for mercy, tells her that he's sorry, that he knows he treated her like a pawn but he can't take anymore pain

civilian is shocked he recognizes her, and just shushes him, brushing hair out his face and whispering soothing nothings to get him to calm down

[garbagewhump]

Cat Interactions

I have a slight problem. And it’s how I speak to/about my cat, Lennon.

Allow me to elaborate. Pardon the fact this ain’t whump related but everyone likes cats right? 

Bastard boy. 

“You just ate, fluff, ain’t my fault you don’t remember.” 

Stinky fucker.

“Get your greedy gut mouth out of my water glass.” 

“Don’t do that, how about we Lenn-NOT.” 

“Who’s a good boy?” (Garbage raises his pitch to imitate Lennon) “Not me, dad! I’m a little monster that doesn’t deserve treats!”

“You makin’ dough, baby boy? You makin’ dough? Hey HEY HEY! NOT ON THE COUCH!”

Fatty fatty.

“Sorry, would love to but I got 15 pounds of attention whore on my chest so.” 

Stinky-bum. 

Lennon-bum.

Fluffy-bum.

(Lennon is sleeping peacefully, snuggled up against Garbage’s leg.) “It’s a shame you hate me.” (Lennon rolls over to expose his belly and settles in closer.) “God, I wish you trusted me and could relax.”

Pspspspsp pussy. 

The Devil. 

“I swear to fuck, you little SHIT, don’t you dare put your sandy little murder mitts on my table.” (The cat did not heed Garbage and instead held his gaze as he placed a single sole paw on the table edge.) “... You devious little lint trap.” 

“Hey, fluff for brains, if I trip and break my neck, who do you think’s gonna feed you? Dead men feed no cats.”

Snorey McSnore-Face. 

Hellspawn.

(Garbage pokes a slumbering Lennon, waking the cat) “Oh did I disturb your nap? Yeah, sure sucks to be woken up when you just got comfy, huh?” (Lennon settles back to sleep. Garbage does it again) “Oh, no, I’m so sorry. Go back to sleep, won’t do it again. Promise.” (Lennon glares then eventually does start napping again. Garbage pokes him.) “Boy it sure is annoying. I bet you want me to stop.” (Lennon would remember this and yet again wake Garbage up at 3am.)

Katyte 

Katze 

Failure fluff.

Flufferton.

Longcat.

(Something disturbs Lennon’s nap) “Who dares! Go back to bed, sleepy boy, daddy’s got this.”

Puffball.

“Have some decency, you fur trimmed slut.” (Lennon continues to lick his asshole clean shamelessly.)

Catticus Bitch

(Lennon stares at the fake fireplace.) “No, daddy just got settled.” (Lennon continues to stare.) “Oh fine.” (Garbage gets up and turns on the fake fireplace. Lennon trots off to the other room. Garbage cannot get comfortable again.)

“Ready purr trouble, John?”

“Show off the toe beans, baby. Ha! Can’t stop me, you little furry blender! I got the beans!”

(Lennon meows.) “Meow.” (Lennon meows louder.) “Meow.” (Lennon meows even louder.) “Meow!” (A long silence. Lennon meows.)  

Baby boy

Fluffy beast.

Furry beast.

Bastard boy.

(Garbage gets up. Comes back. Lennon is stretched across the entire couch) “Ah, fuck you too.” (He attempts to scootch the cat. There is no budging him. Garbage settles on the floor.) 

“Want some snackeroos, Flufferdoo?” 

“Ooooh I’m in the kitchen, what am I gonna do? I’m gonna steal all your food! Om nom nom-- oh fuck don’t get underfoot like that!” 

Snoozers.

“Please get your fat furry ass off my phone/laptop/papers.”

“Can I have my phone back? I hear it vibrating through the fluff.”

“Ah, my purpose in life, to be a launching pad and a walking food dispenser.”

[plasma-studios]

...man X-Gaster's a motherfucker in EVERY au huh. not that I'm complaining!

so oh my GOD.... this AU *nom nom* I love the idea of the Star Trio's relationship growing increasingly codependent and betraying Ink— also, mind control whump!! *happy noises* this is making me more happy than it should. AND AND the desire to be perfect reflecting off each other and spiralling into obsessions? *om nom nom* DREAMTALE ANGST LETS GOO— I absolutely ADORE the idea of seeing X-Gaster manipulate the Stars! and the descend from genuine care and concern into something more possessive, more toxic, more codependent is so lovely. as for XGaster betraying Dream and Swap, I hate to admit it (out of compassion for Ink, who's very unfortunately receiving the short end of both deals) but that's such a tasty idea for karma hitting Dream and Swap; a betrayal for the betrayals they committed against Ink, hitting it them where it hurts most.

and the Swap idea? *chef kiss* (more parallels to the og underverse, I see!)

(this post got long so imma add a cut)

LMAO POOR INK he just wants to help. maybe that's why all this is happening, because he was much too compassiona— *gunshot*

I can't help but wonder though, what if this happened to a darker! Ink? Something about the theme of karma just appeals to me.. what if (in an au of this au) Ink wasn't a kind, naive Protector? What if he had the type of mindset of a collector alongside his role of protecting? After all, with the Guardian of Positivity and an otherwise regular Sans with hope for a better world, what could make up a better image to the Multiverse? What if Ink was obsessed with perfection, too?

What if that was the catalyst for XGaster's own perfectionist tendencies?

And of course, the AU would play out and Swap and Dream wou after all, Ink's been doing this to them all this time. That means that's a healthy relationship, right? Right? And they should return the love that Ink has given them all this while. It is only right. It is what Ink deserves. And Ink— oh, Ink. Though he does feel something's wrong, he does notice the microtensions and slight change in behaviour from the two other Stars, it's what he's been working towards all along. Pliant Stars, at his fingertips, at his beck and call—

Wait.

His realisation isn't gradual dread. It comes in a bolt and tears his breath from his throat. And thank the heavens Dream isn't there when he realises. Who's the pliant one here? But maybe Dark!Ink learns to enjoy the obsession. (Mutual toxic relationships my beloved!!) Maybe he, unlike his og counterpart, is able to return the manipulation just enough to save his mind from being controlled. On the surface, the Stars seem nothing short of perfect. Just like perfect flowers, swaying in unison in the wind. But in truth, they're nothing short of codependent, twisted in the thorns and roots.

BUT, apart from the Dark!Ink AU, I really would love to see... well, I'm not sure if the word healthy should be used in any regard to this au, but (something akin to healthy) errorink in this au. Maybe not total Errorink, but maybe mutual trust? It feels as if somewhat-sane Error would at least recognise Ink as a equal, if just as in the rival way. Maybe Ink's consciousness, after being suffocated by the obsessive treatment by the other two Stars, would unconsciously feel it to be an escape? It seems so poetic (and sad) that his sworn enemy, not his two best friends, would be the one he trusts enough to confide in.

I'm guessing Dream and Swap won't take kindly to Error supposedly stealing Ink away, lol, and would probably do anything to get him back (and for the sake of the story's progression probably succeed) so we we have false hope in this story now! From Ink's perspective anyway.

if we have canon Error, who is both unstable and actually not that sane whoops I don't see a happy ending for this AU at all. Blood and guts and glory; except for Ink, who suffers either way. Poor Ink. OH AND THE CREAM I almost forgot about the Cream!! If we want a happy ending, I think Cross could be instrumental in redeeming Dream. Just imagine Cross, with OVERWRITE trauma, learning about Swap and Dream's obsession over Dream. Imagine him recognising the desire. Imagine. I think he would loathe them. (and maybe in the sane!Error au, after the abduction, Error finds Cross and they learn from each other's experience, fill in the blanks.. and are rightfully horrified.) Of course, that doesn't mean the Cream Ship has to fly here; in fact! maybe that could be the igniting spark for Dream to realise. maybe he is able to understand why Ink refuses their affection now. he is able to grasp it. Maybe he is able to understand you can't owe people things like love, platonic or romantic. Maybe.

(and that would be a tasty parallel too, having the manipulation by Xgaster undone by Cross.) We could even combine this with Swap's death for a happy (well, somewhat) ending! Of course, if it isn't sane Error, then I don't see any chance of a happy ending. Poor Ink, and poor Cross. And poor X-Chara, of course. No one ever listens to them.

Okay so this MIGHT be weird but I had an idea for a very different version of Underverse that I wanted to share with someone??? I’m never gonna do anything with it (if you end up liking anything from this, as a prompt or idea or story or anything like that, feel free to take it!), but it’s one of those things I gotta get out, you know??? Hope this isn’t a bother!!!

Anyways, basic idea involves borderline platonic yandere Blue and Dream for Ink (because I’m a sucker for it, blame the prompt on AO3 that mentioned the idea), so for his “own good,” they’re the ones who ended up working with XGaster (I’m not sure how they’d meet him- maybe they went to help him that first time instead of Ink, because he was busy or something?) to cause the X-Event. I imagine that their whole reasoning would be them hoping XGaster being a creator in his own right would give them a way to get Ink out from under the thumb of the ones Ink normally has to deal with- Maybe they think there’s a chance the Overwrite button can do something? Or hell, maybe the reason is as simple as wanting to give Ink a soul and believing XGaster has the means to help them. I’m not actually sure!

Just. I don’t know? The idea of Underverse turning into one giant festival of suffering for Ink, as he gets hit with one betrayal after another from people he thought he could trust (Cross, Dream, and Blue). Then Error destroys the Multiverse, and everything just… Keeps falling apart from there.

Again, hope this isn’t weird or a bother- But I’d be interested in hearing what you think of an idea like this, or seeing where you’d take it, or anything like that. Either way, take care, and thank you for reading!!!

Anon, the only thing that's a bother right now is the fact my parents never told me they made another pot of coffee, so there's about half a pot going to waste. With that being said, I'm sorry if this is poorly written because I'm like. Running solely off caffeine from like 4-5 cups of coffee and stress from schoolwork. I was gonna wait to answer this until tomorrow morning, but then I remembered that I'm done work for the day and I have nothing else to do until I randomly go to sleep at like midnight, so.

I feel like I've said this a hundred times before, but even if I have, I'll say it again: I have a thing for platonic yanderes. I don't know what it is about them, but for some reason, I just love them. That goes for yandere characters in general, but that's not the point.

I'm gonna take this one at a time, hopefully it'll help me keep myself organized and I can actually form a coherent idea for once.

I find the idea of Dream and Blue meeting X-Gaster in Ink's place very interesting!! I'm a bit of a stickler for the idea that Ink would never endanger the AUs for whatever reason, no idea if that's canon or all, so this actually works in my favor. I haven't watched Underverse's early episodes in forever (don't think I ever even watched the X-Tale series, oop-), so my memory of why Ink made the deal with X might be a bit muddled.

Anyway, I think it's very believable that those two would want to take some of the workload off Ink's shoulders. They're supposed to be a team, let them help! Ink's a bit reluctant, not just anyone can do these kinds of jobs, but they're so eager to help... oh, alright, fine, you can take the job- but if anything happens, they need to inform him right away! They're absolutely going to do that, no doubt about it, 100%. (They have no intention on doing that)

Anyway, I think their intentions would start out genuine. They really just want to help Ink! They see how overworked he is and he's just one person, it's not right to make him shoulder all this responsibility. The two are wary of Creators due to some unfavorable members (if they found out 1/4 of the stuff I do to Ink for the sake of an AU, they'd have a bounty on my head), so they're not about to let Ink go and meet with one face-to-face. (Again, I have not been refreshed on Underverse lore, so if there's inconsistency I'm. So sorry) He seems to have good intentions, but they're still wary of him.

Actually, here's a potentially interesting idea: Dream and Blue don't start developing into yanderes until after meeting X. Something I usually go with is X-Gaster having his own kind of fixation on Ink, though not necessarily in a romantic or even platonic sense. He admires Ink's power and role, and the two pick up on that- especially Dream. And neither of them like it.

With that being said, I think it's inevitable that Ink would meet X himself at some point. Dream and Blue keep pushing it off, telling him they can handle it, but at some point he puts his foot down and goes to meet X. I think it'd be too complicated to have him not meet him, or maybe this will come back to bite me in the ass, I don't know!

But I'm glad you mentioned that they could be the ones who cause the X-Event, Anon. Using my stickler thing from before, Dream and Blue wouldn't have the same innate sense to weigh the pros and cons for the other AUs, or the AU itself. Sure, they have their moral compasses, but power corrupts people. Power leads to greed, as does greed lead to a hunger for power. And X can be very persuasive when he wants to be, I'm sure. I don't doubt that he would use their fondness for Ink to his advantage (hope I wrote that right), telling them that he can do so many things in return for their help: he can experiment and create Ink a soul of his own, and then he won't need those pesky Creators anymore.

(Or, maybe even better, X-Gaster dangles the possibility of "freeing" Ink from his duties as the Protector. He hints at the possibility of using the OVERWRITE to change Ink's Code, removing his connection to the Creators. All such tempting ideas... they only want what's best for their friend, don't they? Would they really pass up such an opportunity? So many possibilities to play with!)

I think this whole idea can lead to an interesting but painful story of Dream and Blue's obsessive behavior worsening, escalating to the point of becoming full-fledged yanderes. They can't let Ink know the truth about what happened with X-Tale! If he found out they've been keeping things from him... that they had a hand in what happened and what's now happening... oh... oh, he would hate them, wouldn't he? He'd want to stop being their friend! He- he'd leave the Star Sanses and he wouldn't work with them anymore! They can't have that! They can't live with that! They... they won't let him leave them like this!

This could lead to SO MUCH ANGST MATERIAL. Like- imagine the kind of stuff that would go down between Dream and Nightmare! Nightmare can sense so much guilt and shame from Dream, which is so... intriguing! And Cross would probably know about his involvement, considering X-Chara, and Nightmare would eat. That. UP! Dream, Mr. Hugs-&-Smiles himself, being linked to an entire world's devastation? Well, it wouldn't be the first time... (Apple Incident references go BRRRRR-)

From Ink's perspective, the story's probably escalating into a horror story tbh. Like you said Anon, he's getting one hit after the other: an AU was destroyed during the Truce, one betrayal after another, finding out about X-Gaster's madness, Dream and Blue going from liars/backstabbers (or whatever term you wanna use for them) to obsessed yanderes that would do anything to keep him to themselves, Error destroying the AUs... I haven't even talked about Error yet!

For once, I feel there isn't much to say about Error. I was going to say something about him being a yandere, too, but I felt like it took away from Dream and Blue being platonic yanderes. He would either be relishing in Ink's downfall or he'd be like "Damn, that sucks".

Ah, and now I raise another proposal: X-Gaster betrays Dream and Blue. This might be a given, but hear me out! X sticks to his proposal of using the OVERWRITE on Ink, but instead of cutting his connection to the Creators or giving him a soul (or whatever else he filled their heads with), he turns Ink into a relatively mindless weapon at his disposal. This would basically be the equivalent of Ink being blank in Underverse, but he's extra ruthless because X is the one in control.

I'll just let y'all soak with that idea at the end.

(Quick addition: Imagine a kidnapping scene. Let that cook.)

Looking at the post, I think I got everything I wanted to. Again, sorry if this is poorly written or not very cohesive. It's very late for me and I'm very tired, but I know I'm not going to sleep for another hour or so lol. I might revisit this idea tomorrow or something, see if I have any new ideas, but I think this is it for now.

Thank you, Anon, for your ask!! This was fun!!

[captain-bo-bob-bobby]

Sometimes I imagine a singular, human Whumper kidnapping a Whumpee of every species; vampire, werewolf, fairy, dhampir, centaur, merman/mermaid, pixie, etc.

Sometimes I imagine several fantasy Whumpers of many species kidnapping a singular human Whumpee to torture altogether and find different ways to keep it miserable.

[translationbear]

ズトピショートマンガ Zootopia Short Manga ニック こんなところにいた! Judy: "Nick There you are!" よお ニンジン なあ見てろ Nick: "Yooo, Carrots Take a look at this" あー Nick's hand, readying to eat an entire car: "Ahhh" やむやむ Nick: *om-nom* 

あー Nick's hand, readying to devour Bogo whole: "Ahhh" やむやむ Nick: *om-nom* あっはっはっは Nick: "AHHAHHAHHA" ニック!探してたのよ これ今日中にお願いね! Judy: "Nick! I was looking for you I need these done by the end of today, okay!" ズドム SFX: ZUDOMU (*WHUMP*)

Original art by yasiplay (https://twitter.com/yasiplay/status/1020963952283475969)