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my moms memorial w family members I haven't seen in years, and my brother, and my brothers ex girlfriend/baby mama and their son who he hasn't spoken to or seen in almost a decade allegedly in part due to my mother herself, and a bunch of my moms friends I don't know is tomorrow. and we're cooking a bunch of food for it in the morning. it's going to be a long fucking day
#I should have asked my bestie to come ��😭😭#I need someone her with meeeeee#my sisters great and we have our little sibling language and its nice to be together. but also she's an extrovert#and her boyfriend is also here#I'm going to be expected. to interact with so many people for so long tomorrow#and be painfully aware of how Deeply uncharming I am the whole time#oh yeah. and my moms dead#my mom who I had a very complicated and largely negative relationship with#but was nonetheless my mother#and I'll be surrounded by close friends of hers#god. this is going to be a nightmare#but hey! I'm at the coast. so thats nice.#okay goodnight I have to wake up early to cook tomorrow lmao#sigh.#ghost posts#text
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“None of which we had access to for security.” Oh really? Then how the fuck was JJ able to play Scrabble with her then?????
#criminal minds#this makes me so mad#warning the following tags will turn into a novel#this and the fight between Spencer and JJ#how was she able to look Spencer in the eye and say Emily is dead and help him grive while also playing Scrabble with her#did Hotch play any online games with her?? NO#“but she couldn’t tell him” pretty sure she also couldn’t play online word games with her#“he’s my best friend” I mean you roll your eyes every time he opens his mouth or you shut up down whenever he talks about his interests#but yeah your his ”best friend”#not Emily ”I’m so proud of you” “never stop being you”#or Penelope “I know I’m sorry” *presses two fingers to her lips then to his forhead* Spencer: ☺️#also Pen: *keeps his secrets despite not being able to keep anyone else’s*#she didn’t tell anyone about his mom when she found out nor did she tell Tara or Luke about his addiction#AND THEN HIS “BESTIE” JJ IMMEDIATELY DID#I’m sorry what was this post about oh yeah “dead Emily”
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Wah-Rosalina (wosalina?)
she's from the sea but she keeps trying to convince people she's from space bc she thinks its cooler (she's not very convincing)
#mario#mario bros#princess rosalina#nintendo#nintendo fanart#I was in a call while making her n 90% of it was just talking abt how she'd fail to convince people she's from space#Like she'd only ever hang out w people by the sea n when it's time for her to leave she's like 'no you gotta turn around#'cause if you dont the UFO isn't gonna pick me up. they dont like being seen yk' n then she just sprints into the ocean#someone asks her how she moves on her home planet and she just makes a swimming motion (because low gravity!!! see!!!)#if anyone mentions anything abt space she'll follow it up with oh I knew that. yeah I just didnt tell anyone#whats that? there's a wedding chapel on the moon? well of course there is. I knew that. I got married there. Who's my wife? shut up.#She's banned from the observatory bc she keeps using the telescope to look for space boyfriends (and girlfriends)#She's jealous of rosalina bc how come SHE got to go to space?? huh???#if someone told her abt rosalina's dead mom she'd deadass go 'well where's MY dead mom huh???'#'why can't I have a dead mom n go to space?? huh??? huh!!!!!'#She's the worst. I love her sm
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talking about death to someone else whos also experienced loss or multiple loses is always so much different than talking to ppl who havent lost anyone yet
#they always go omg you made the convo SOOOO dark#when i just mentioned that the reason i dont have many pics of my mom is bc shes dead#like in a light tone#thats the why#but talking to ppl who lost someone is always so much better#reminds me of when i was at a pharmacy and the lady told me i could sign up for the mothers day gift basket#i told her i couldnt bc i didnt have one#and she said oh yeah i know#and i was like huh im not close to this lady how does she know? granted it was a small town#so she replied oh its bc my dad died around the same time so i remembered#and i was like oh! what a coinscidense right? :)#and she was likke yeah right? :)#and the other worker at the pharmacy was looking at us absolutely HAUNTED by the convo
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got to tell my coworker that my mom is dead today
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Good morning tumblr.
Made a followup to this comic yippee yay wahoo yay. ID in alt
#generate random art#yttd#your turn to die#sara chidouin#yttd sara#shin tsukimi#sou hiyori#yttd shin#yttd sou#ryoko hirose#yttd ryoko#grrrrrrr i hate them i hate them i hate them augghg#someone’s jealouuuuuus gehehehe#dude I gotta punt him off a cliff what is wrong with him i need this man to explode violently#yeah i think this is way more in character than him trying to help like a normal person#fuck this teenager’s crying uhhhh better use abusive mom tatics i guess#he’s so fucked up man and he hates her so much augh#and Sara tried to be a normal fucking person she tried to be his friend but godddd he’s such a shithead I mean he is so annoying#dude if a guy antagonized me like this when I was crying over my dead friends i would use his dead sister against him too I’m just sayin#kinda wish I didn’t out Ryoko there so they could just keep arguing that would’ve been fun. oh well. i like this way too#also. also. did you catch that he dropped the honorific. did you catch that. did you. did you. it was on purpose :]
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Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe
She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that
#oh and when I say spirit fuckery I mean it in both the literal and metaphorical sense. blame kat's latest raava and vaatu fic#yeah I'm just gonna start posting random LoK opinions on here now. this blog's been dead long enough#not really an incorrect quotes girly anymore sorry#not even a girl anymore. but you know#most of my red lotus and oc posting will remain on my personal blog though bc no one wants to see that#anyway. yes. Unalaq's wife. when I say the avatar franchise has a mom problem this is exactly what I mean#80% of characters don't have a mom. the moms that are alive either have little to no screen time or mentions#or they're basically Schroedinger's mom in the sense that they exist but not really#the exceptions being like. pema and suyin. and maybe senna though she also has very little screentime#my point is. the twins are younger than korra. I know avatarverse has a precedent for putting kids on the throne. looking at you zuko#but really we should have gotten unalaq's wife as chief of the nwt#introduced her in book 3 during the lead up to p'li's prison break#but that's just my objectively correct opinion#northern water tribe chief raspberry when#(according to avatar wiki her name is malina so I've been calling her raspberry in my head ever since I found out#malina means raspberry in russian that's why. probably in a bunch of other slavic languages too idk I'm not an expert#and she shares a name with katara and sokka's weird white stepmom from the comics which no sane person considers canon. so that's fun)#the legend of korra#unalaq
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theyre terrible TRUST ME
#PLEASE THEY HAVE THE WEIRDEST FRIENDSHIP#BUILT ON BULLYING EACH OTHER AND CONSTANRTLY OUT DOING EACH OTHER#“my moms DEAD!” “oh yeah well *I* CAUSED MY MOMS DEATH”#“no one i love cares about me the same way!” “Yeah well i cant even get close to people bfore they leave!”#nico di angelo#leo valdez#nico and leo#hoo#riordanverse#tobi writes
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Oden's prophecy of young pirates coming to save wano becoming yamato's hope for his freedom.... and him becoming oden because of it.... it's just so good... on the other side luffy taking ace's spot for liberating yamato... I think I hauve covid
#the spades pirates in wano to save children... omg... deuce.... i have heard so much of you....#yamato complaining about how eveyrhing is his father's fault and ace getting violent...#it is so sad that in the end it was (partially maybe) his father's fault... if not roger then whitebeard..... maybe both#the hibiscus flowers..... rouge....#yamato telling ace he talks too much about luffy.... omg.....#NAMI TELLS TAMA LUFFY LOST ACE TOO!!! AND LUFFY CAME BACK TO WANO BC ACE SAID HE WOULD!!! OMG...... THE LINGERING.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1014#pink haired samurai is still alive and kicking... hell yeah....#ODEN WAS THE SECOND COMMANDER FOR WHITEBEARD??? OMG???#whitebeard dealing with his rebellious son ace akshaksjak.....#ace wanting to save wano for his husband and child but wb wouldn't let him bc he is still caught up about his ex husband's death... complex#TEACH GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!! DIEEEE!!!!#they can't put luffy crying about ace dying here again.... tama feeling bad about yelling at luffy....#YAMATO KNOWS ABOUT THE D????#big mom wants robin.... i mean of course.... curious about pudding and her third eye.... we will meet again i guess...#PONEGLYPH!!!! kaido little borther to mom...... god valley.... rox.... i remember.... she gave him his power omg...#episode 1015#ace face down smiling after whitebeard beats him up reminded me of ace dead smiling. hell on earth this is my last straw. goodbye.#the animation <3 ace i love you <3 yamato you are great <3#omg... little ASL with the big pirates saying he will become pirate king omg...#PAUSE!! ACE HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ROGER AND SAYING HE SOUNDS NICE THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY ACE LORE OMG#yamato didnt say who it was... did ace really die not thinking his father was good this is my roman empire... critical hit to my brain#yamato made aces vivre card.... should i end it all for realsies this time....#his cunty skate boat 😭😭😭😭 i could cry#he really is looking like a beautiful dead wife this episode.... yamato......the vivre card omg..... NOT THE FLASHBACK ENOUGH#THE TRANAITION BETWEEN ACE FALLING OFF LUFFY AND HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND OMG AKFBSKDNDKSKLWKWNSKWK NOOOOOO#OH FINALLY THEY ARE ALL THERE TO FOGHT BIG MOM AND KAIDO!!! FUCK YEAAHHHHHH a good drag for the mugis for good measure#episode 1013
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How funny would it be if Gundham’s mom was just, a very average, hardworking mom
And Gundham is just *like that*
Like he’s out here bringing home every animal he finds, spouting all of this crazy-anime-demon bullshit everyday. And his mom is just sitting there like-
“Well, can the Dark Lord Gundman Tanaka finish up the dishes for his mom?”
In general I really struggle picturing the parents of DR characters who don't explicitly talk about them, but Gundham *especially* I struggle to picture. For some reason I kind of imagined him living alone, maybe because he talks about his mom's cooking in past-tense iirc...
That being said, I am all for Gundham's mom being extremely normal but also really tolerant and even encouraging of her son's eccentricities.
#pluto answers#I think my headcanon for gundham's parents would be like#his father is out of the picture- I'm imagining he's just not around as opposed to dead#he had a good relationship with his mom but for some reason or another she cant take care of him anymore#so he's lived alone since maybe he was 15-16?#Maybe she has to work overseas. Maybe shes sick and needs to live in a care facility of some kind. Maybe she's passed#but yeah... oh gundham#Slight tangent but this is why I always assign gundham the Lonely when I think about tma aus#he's a deeply lonely guy who's kind of just accepted thats how it always will be for him
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HE'S HOME I GUESS??
#I'M SO CONFUSED AND SHOCKED BECAUSE HE CAME HOME TWO DAYS EARLY#WELCOME HOME I SUPPOSE#I literally walked out into the living room and my mom was like “oh yeah I think your plushie is here” WHAT#I love him already tho#to be loved is to be changed#why did I say that#dead plate#dead plate rody#rody lamoree#studio investigrave#racheldrawsthis#THANK YOUUU I LOVE HIM#MWAH MWAH TO THE CREATORS SO SUPPORT THEM!!!
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life's hard when you're soft you've got our love
#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#s4#simblr#ts4 simblr#i love this song so much but i can't stop relating it to theo and his mom and it's making me ill#this picture very eerily resembles the 'inbred' cover do you see it.. i think it's the dead stares into the camera#anyways if i was taking family pictures of everyone else you know i had to include these fuckers too. sigh#not berating the kids of course. my babies i love them. notice how the one smiling is literally the worst person there..#that one elliott smith lyric that's like 'i wanna hurt him i wanna give him pain' yeah that's me right now to sarah#there is something gravely wrong with the hadley bloodline. let me post a family tree cause hadley and hadley-coy are different.. kind of..#oh god these tags make it seem like i'm alluding to.. yk.. for clarification I'M NOT!!! they're fucked up in a different way#oc: theodore#oc: alice#oc: benjamin#oc: peter#oc: sarah#equi/cholia: screenies
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You know.
At school I had a game with my friend
I would write down names of characters from different media (TV shows, books etc) that she hadn't watched and she would match them
Usually I put the girls and the boys on each side of the page (non binary characters were either at the top or bottom)
And then she drew lines and made ships
Now the thing is. She hardly ever got canon ships right
Her worst cases were close to pedophilia and incest
So at some point she gave up trying to get them right and was more happy when she was creating monstrosities cause it was funny
And I think, the writers of Elite are playing the very same game
They started by making fun ships "hoho look at these characters they look good together" then they messed up "hehe these 2 are awful" and then they went bullshit and thought "YEAH MAKE THE MOM KISS HER SON MUAHAHA"
And yeah. I don't think you should make canon ships of the matching game me and my friend played in class yknow Mr elite writes
#the point of the game was to laugh at funny ships consider the interesting and freak at her monstrosities#and then when she watched/read the show/book we'd go back like hey look the shit you shipped#my fave was when we did it with aftg and i didn't remember Mary's name so i wrote her as mom#and she was in her evil era so she tried to find who was her kid#she didn't#but she matched 'mom' (aka Mary) with 'Andrew' And it was HILARIOUS cause andrew is LITERARY the most parentless person in the trilogy#and look i understand ivan and karmen were on drugs and ivan doesn't know karmen is his mom and cause shes on drugs she mistook him for his#dead dad but who thought that having them to make out was a good scene thank god she woke up and realized and fucking left soon enough#as if almost fucking his sister wasn't enough he gotta fuck his mom too. is that the only reason they keep him bisexual? to have him fuck#boys cause it sells and have this whole drama with his mom and sis???#also like. literally 3 seconds ago she had the best chance to tell him i am your mother#he almost figured it out#and shes like haha no oh you want drugs yeah sure lets go#elite
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most fucked up thing at my new job is there's only zero calorie sweeteners at the coffee station in the break room. three different kinds of zero calorie sweetener but no regular sugar because the assumption is that literally everyone is on a diet?
#is this because its a job dominated by women in particular??? idk#that's so weird#like sorry i can taste the difference and i prefer naturally occurring sugar from nature how is that not even an option#drinking nasty bitter af coffee bc i am So Sleepy but i refuse to use artificial sweeteners#they Do taste different and they're not even good for you im not doing that lol#also they got mad at me for telling one of the parents that we took one of the kids temperature and it was 99 and he threw up a little#when his dad came to get him yesterday and all of the other teachers were nowhere to be found#they were like tou shouldnhave had colleen do that#ma'am colleen went home before that and so did you#i should have left already too but waited bc the ratio on the playground was bad#anyway i did NOT say he had a fever i said it was 99 and to talk to the teacher inside#but the dad didnt yalk to her clearly then went home and scared the mom that he had a fever and threw up so she texted my boss freaking out#i literally just said he threw up a little and we took his temperature and it was 99 and to talk to the other teacher#which was all true and there was no one else there to tell him#anyway#apparently the person who had my job before me was a wacko who scared the parents with fake medical information or something#but that is not my fault and nobody told me that or not to tell the parents anything medical until this morning#ugh#also my supervisor is kind of a weirdo#she wanted to show everyone ~cute~ pictures of animals she has killed while hunting???#and i said i didnt want to see#and she was like ~oh it's not dead yet in the picture~#like okay but its dead now???#she traps them first so its a cute little fox in a trap about to be killed 😭#like wtfff#i know trappong predators is a reality but why take pictures like ohhh so cute then kill it#THEN show everyone the cute pictures like yeah isnt he adorable i killed him btw <3#huh??????#she has a bobcat tail on her keychain too she was giving it to the teachers and kids to pet like ohhh its so soft <3
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@dancehallcrasher tagged me for 9 movies I first watched this year! I actually watched more movies than usual and loved all of these ones specifically I hope I get to watch more <3
#crimson tomes#literally all of these movies own if you havent seen any of them id reccomend them dor sure#im sure. most people have seen fight club LOL but i hadnt very good indeed#ofc a lynch trifecta if you havent seen much of his stuff try blue velvet first im obsessed with it#followed by mulholland dr and lost highway. i still need to see inland empire and i might watch the dune movie or wild at heart too just cus#requeim!!! man...i <3 you forever the only thing is jared leto and they shouldve kept harry and his mom jewish#the eyes of my mother is so eerie and sad not much straight up horror this year but this one....yeah#memento was so good too i love murder msyteries and goinf back like oh fuck i get it now#brick was fun :) kind of a silly little movie i like how everyone talked in it#waking life is so interesting def falls into expeimentsl artsy shit but its gorgeous and so facinating its all animated! crazy shit#anyway yaay anyone can do this also i dont know many people who watxhed movies but i <3 tou movies#next ones we gotta see are inland empire perfect blue crash dead ringers n i personally wanna see event horizon and videodrome among others
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thinking about the fics where lwj takes after/looks like his mom 🥰
#the one postcanon where hes looking in a mirror and unprompted wwx tells him 'oh you dont look like him you take after your mother'#and lwj is like 'you've never met her' and wwx said yeah but its true#ough my heart#in canon he seems to have mixed feelings abt his dad but I like it in fics where his dad is just dead to him bc of what he did to lwjs mom#hes a mamas boy...and what happened to her was too terrible to rly understand as a kid#a modern au I like has him as an attorney for women like his mom....killed me#one I like even more is one where shes alive#ficblogging
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