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theeroticlover · 3 months

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Oh babe !!! I can't wait anymore....

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caeliflammae · 25 days

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anne rice said "erotica", the fans said "oh hm this is horror and abuse! let's turn this into a deeply upsetting character study about how abuse can create cruel people who perpetuate cycles."

iwtv (2022) writers said "this is a literal fucking saw trap" the fans said "but what if they were in love <3"

#iwtv #amc iwtv #the vampire chronicles #devils minion #daniel molloy #armand #just finished “the spiral is unspooling” and oh god !#don't want to read the vampire armand #but it's also available through my local public library so im gonna read it and then go oh god!#marius. when i catch you marius. MARIUS WHEN I CATCH YOU MARIUS #sorry idc if you're a 2000 year old vampire who constantly feeds on the blood of akasha #im tearing you limb from limb #im ripping your throat out #im actually burning you alive #the things im doing to marius are horrifying in a deeply unsexy way.#there is nothing sexy about the war crimes i am about to inflict on this freak (derogatory)

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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aliciamorov · 1 year

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A POST TO SIMP FOR SEASON 7 RICK AHHHH (the photos are so bad bc i was taking pictures of my laptop☠️did I even write that right)

wet hair rick ✅

he's so FINEEEEEE MY LOOOORD

he gets more and more hot with every season (i want him so bad)

#rick and morty season 7 #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick sanchez x male reader #rick sanchez x reader #LORD HES SO FINE #i love rick sanchez so much #hugh jackman on rick and morty oh god 😭#this season is gonna be so good #i love this old man #sexy hot scientist grandpa #HIS WET HAIR #my english is so bad like always #im polish guys leave me alone #anyways i want to marry this man so bad #im wearing full rick and morty outfit today ahhh #i couldn't think about anything else in school than rick and morty istg

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usertoxicyaoi · 1 year

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"You prepared this many backup sheets ... so, why? Regardless of the weather, ready to go anytime?"

MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023). Episode 3.

#my personal weatherman #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #mlmsource #boyslovesource #jdramasource #jdramaedit #*#faiza gifs #god this was so sexy i cant even TELL you.#yall want a healthy d / s relationship? LITERALLY here's one. RIGHT HERE.#'well done' oh my god OKAY.#ugh 7th gif yoh wants to be kissed SO bad its .... I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

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onaccountofanabsence · 6 months

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noah and his HUGE VERY LARGE GINORMOUS MAN HANDS… like oh my god his hands are just perfect😫 they’re so big and his fingers are soooo long and skinny with the bony knuckles oh my lord.

not to be like. really weird. but by any chance has anyone managed to work out how big they actually are??! i am talking MEASUREMENTS. someone must have.

please let me know…. i’m dying over here…

#bad omens #bad omens cult #noah sebastian #bad omens band #so hot and sexy #oh my god #please help

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iheartjameshetfield · 1 year

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WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING SHIT

duff baby you got a little bit of sweat there lemme just 👅

#HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS HE SO FUCKING FINE #DUFF PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES #OH MY GOD #HOLY SHIT #THE FUCK KINDA WATER IS HE DRINKING #DUFF BABY GIVE ME A CHANCE #HES SO SEXY BRO #duff #duff mckagan #duff mckagan smut #gnr #gnr smut

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dr-spectre · 23 days

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CALLIE!!! CHILL LMAO!!! She still has that chip on her shoulder I see. Been dissing her cousin for over 9 years now.

You wanna do.... what now?

Callie Cuttlefish.... ehehehehehehe

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milkbreadtoast · 3 months

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TWSB fandom has been so blessed... 창대님 (webtoon s2 artist) is our new savior... THEY SHARED THEIR CHARACTER DESIGN SHEETS...🥹🥹😭❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😫😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥

(a lot more in the link!!! oomf told me not to look cuz of spoilers so they sent me these directly lsjdksk)

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #twsb liveblog #WE LOVE YOU CHANGDAENIM #i didnt include it here but the yeseo one.... oh my god #i started drooling #i feel guilty to say this abt my friend jung yeseo like hes just a funny silly guy my beloved normiecore mc #BUT HE'S SO... HOT? HE'S SO FINE....#i need him so bad its not even funny anymore.#AND THEIR CEDRIC IS SO FINE AND SEXY MMMMFHFFHJF #AND CHRISTELLE AAAH SHE LOOKS SO CHRISTELLEEEE #edit: someone asked so i added the yeseo but the spoiler one? is censored

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mrspresley69 · 6 days

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fuck... to be in a car with this man. imagine him driving you around, one hand wheel, the other on you.

paying for the ride in other ways.

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elliespuns · 3 months

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WHERE IS THE OPERATING ROOM??

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS!!

WHERE?!!

*shoots the mf again* WHEERE?!!!!

#OH GOD HE'S SO SEXY #saving little girls might be his occupation #joel miller #joel tlou #elliespuns mods #ellie and joel #the last of us #tlou #the last of us game #tlou game #the last of us part 1 #tlou mods

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reagomyeggo · 2 months

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IMODNA KISS TALLY UP TO FIVE BITCHES, WE’VE DONE IT, WE’RE POPPING BOTTLES TN

#IM SO HAPPY IM SO PROUD OF HER #OH MY GOD BABY GIRL YOU DID IT WE DID IT #AND THAT DEAD GIRL GOT HER KISS #WE ARE ONCE AGAIN GIRLFRIENDED UP #IM STILL SCREAMING #imogen #laudna #imodna #imogen temult #critical role #c3e103 #critical role spoilers #crit role spoilers #FUCK YOU DELILAH YOU OLD HAG #YOUR SEXINESS DIDNT SAVE YOU! SUCK ON THAT!#reamblings

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 24 days

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Vincent Price and Basil Rathbone --

The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneau

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nightmarist · 11 months

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Zevlor, Elturel Exile by Dave Rapoza

#zevlor #mtg #bg3 #this artwork is so sexy #i AM sad i dont see his tail anywhere tho...... rip #the POSE. his legs. straight on stare. his casual arm and the pointed sword.#the tentacles just barely touching him.....#its SO sexy oh my god

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unlikelypandahologram · 5 months

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new hot take: this is the SEXIEST panel of megatron ever drawn, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. that fucking evil smirk alone is so goddamn hot and panty wetting i'm losing my MIND

#i don't even normally find most versions of megatron attractive but oh my GOD alex milne makes him so fucking handsome it's not even funny #this is from transformers vs. the terminator by the way #megatron being a sexy as hell evil bastard piece of shit AND in a crossover between two of my fave franchises?? (chef's kiss)#anyway i want this version of megatron to drill me until i can't walk OR drill optimus until he can't walk. actually i prefer the latter <3 #maccadams #transformers #megatron

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melodychocolat · 14 days

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hnnngh.... oh alan wilder why are you soooo sexyyyy... aughhh

#HE'S SO FUCKINF SEXY OH MY GOD #alan wilder #depeche mode #melody speaks

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