#oh and by the way 'ill sling you around like a wet trackie' is actually just one of our threats

[chainsawworld]

Pfftt anyways here's Conan rambling about the oldies

Conan: alright, so, the old team.. of course some of us here knew the original members of the team but I'm the only one who's seen everyone other than myself get replaced so. This is my job I guess

Conan: I suppose I should go from last to go to first to go? Starting off with the more familiar members would be easier

Conan: our old engineer, Esther, was quite.. enthusiastic, let's say, about our progress as a team. It was actually pretty contagious, no matter how bad you thought we were doing all that was needed to change that was one joyful comment from engie and you'd think that well it couldn't be too bad. Absolutely bonkers to think that about us though. Esther was already bonkers though so there's no big surprise there, haha. Died on the field, as I'm sure most of you remember. Just a few years away from completing their contract too.. a right shame that was.

Conan: the old scout, Asher, was... well, let's not kid ourselves, the old scout was one of my best friends. Always one to tease and push buttons but brought an air of, a sort of carefree affection, wherever they went. I've never been the best at relaxing but scout made it alot easier, for all of us, I'm sure. Another one who died on the field. That day was.. destroying. And the next days weren't much better. I still find myself playing out the events, trying to think of what I could've done. I'm sure scout is laughing at me from the afterlife for feeling responsible. Ha, I might deserve that.

Conan: our soldier, Charlie, was quite the raucous one, very loud, you knew how they were feeling without having to ask. I'd say 'the stereotypical soldier' if it weren't for the gift giving. Ohh, everyone loved that, any present exchanging events were well looked forward to because of them. Quite the uh.. dancer too. Honestly, them and demo would keep dancing for hours! They were like you're two overly affectionate drunk friends but like that all the time. I. I do hope they found eachother in the afterlife, they deserve to be together.

Milk: wait- both of them?? How many of us.. well, just how many of us kicked the bucket?

Conan: *sigh* alot, unfortunately..

Conan: now, Mallory, our medic! What an asshole, I can't believe they wormed their way into my friend group.

Duncan: haha! careful. They're still alive, remember?

Conan: pfft! As if they could still win against me, bet they've gone soft during retirement! Ah, anyways. Mallory was always the quiet type. until they weren't. You'd never see it coming, one second they're the silent observer you've come to know and the next they're saying the rudest yet funniest thing you've ever heard. You lot should've seen pyro chase them down! See, this is our first one who didn't die, like duncan said, they're still alive, just finished their contract is all. if they heard me call them an asshole I'd be done for haha!

Duncan: "c'moan mate, a'll-"

Duncan & conan: "-a'll fuckin sling ye aroun' like a wet trackie!" *nonsensical giggling*

Conan: hehehehe, I can't believe you remember that!

Duncan: of course I remember that! That was the first time I'd got Mallory to have a go at me!

Conan: snrrrk, ok ok I need to move on. Uhm.. right, right! Wynifred, our sniper. The only one with a brain, if I recall correctly. Wyni put up with so much of our shit, you wouldn't believe it. Honestly, Asher would annoy them all the time, it was like a favourite past time. Yet they were never swatted, wyni had more patience than the lot of us combined. Yeah.. no wonder we agreed on them being our team leader, we needed someone who wouldn't get us killed. Hey, speaking of, they're actually the first here to die but not on the field. Terminal illness, I think. At least with all the pain killers their last moments were fairly peaceful.

Conan: let's see... right, it's demo next. Ally- or wait, fuck what was their full name? Uhm..

Shell: Allemande

Conan: thank you, that's it. Never used the full name much, real casual sort of person but. Had a sort of powerful vibe. Even with all the somehow not drunken dancing there was always this feeling that Ally knew what they were doing. And well, they must've! To this day, they are still the most efficient and effective mercenary I have ever had the fortune of witnessing. Despite that, they were still one very cryptic person. The stuff they said was so outrageous yet they said it with such a straight face, it was hard not to laugh sometimes. Now, I've never believed in ghosts but if anyone could make me believe then I'd bet my money on Ally. That was another field death. If I wasn't so sure about them and Charlie being together after all this then part of me would want Ally to haunt this place as a ghost.

Conan: ... see, I really wish I could give pyro and heavy good descriptions but I never got to know them very well. Pyro, uhm, Constance, was pretty stubborn and hot-headed.

Rosa: hot-headed, huh?

Conan: haha, 'hot'-headed, yes. It worked in their favour surprisingly well. And like I said, watching them chase Mallory was a treat. This is our first one to transfer teams, although their contract might be over by now honestly. I actually think they transferred because heavy did, those two seemed to get along pretty well. Heavy... Madoc, if I recall, was a pretty raucous one too. Very loud. Threw a celebration party for me joining the team, welcomed me to the 'family', told me not to feel like just some replacement for their old spy. It was nice. And then they gone like 5 months later.

Conan: and.. yeah, I think that's about it. If you really want to know more about one particular teammate I could tell you but this has been enough public speaking for 3 weeks so goodbye.