#of their stalking me

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[needyxpuppy]

no thoughts, just b00bies<3333

[whimsyvixen]

Ask me what type of romantic dreams I have at night.

The man in my dreams:

(He wasn't happy I escaped from my gilded cage)

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[urkitty-girl]

baby fever 🤝 breeding kink

[daisyblogsblog]

Daydreaming about daddy’s dick in my butt 😋

[notyourregslut]

I’m bored 🥺, who’s down for fun🌚💦🍆

Serious ones should dm, discount is ongoing 🤭

Zangi: 1098623946

Telegram: Ur_unfazedBitch

Session: Ur_unfazedBitch

Come let’s cum together 🍆💦🌚

[ttringgirl]

Haven't posted any pics in a while so here is something to make up for it<3

I want to edge all my thoughts out to reading what you all would do with my tits<3

[myfinalattempt2]

And I mean everywhere 😈😈

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

Definitely didn't help that when the manipulative kid suddenly informs him of all the crazy shit hes been doing behind the scenes to effect poor Chuuya's time at the mafia.

Dazai going through the effort to not only personally write but also print and publish "Chuuya's A Sore Loser" newsletters to everyone in the entire mafia WEEKLY.

Newsletters that EVERYONE READS??? And not to mention it was happening for an entire year before Dazai mentioned it in passing. Everyone reads it but nobody told poor Chuuya about it. Chuuya literally states when Dazai tells him about it that everyone was always smirking/ laughing a little at him when he first joined.

When he JOINED!! Because Dazai started writing immediately after their first game (prolly why he was mia honestly). Because!! Dazai started this newsleter before Chuuya was even a member of the mafia. He set him up from the start and then double-triple-quadrupled down by finding new ways to set him up.

And from what we've seen of Ada! Dazai, he doesn't seem to like writing his own reports and can and WILL pass them onto literally anyone else involved, which means Chuuya has probably been writing all their mission reports.

Imagine how infuriating that would be?? You don't have time to do your paperwork THAT YOU ARE PAID TO DO but you have time to write a WEEKLY newsletter about me, print who-knows-how-many copies of it, then pass it out to everyone in the entire mob??

(edit) I went on twitter for more info and was reminded by a thread from an @ called TatasenkoMana that "--in the gakuen AU of the fourteen WAN, Dazai used to write absolutely everything about Chuuya's daily life,27 books talking only about their time together,pretending it was because the chibi was so annoying while it was because he couldnt take his eyes of him. "

like??

Guys Chuuya's feelings toward Dazai must be so absolutely incomprehensible right? Right??

Like, you meet this kid who insults you and acts all intellectually superior and then turns around and defends you in front of your friends. Is like "Let's kill this dude together" after which you demand him explain why he's so gung ho about living suddenly, and seem to be satisfied with his answer?? So you put your life in this asshole kid's hands and he comes through. You did it. You defeated the bad guy.

Then this kid turns about and reveals he was playing you and your friends the whole time, and blackmails you with your friends' lives (friends who stabbed you literally in the back like 10 seconds ago, it was a really shitty day). You join the mafia but you pretend somehow you did it of your own volition and not because of the manipulations of this kid.

Fast forward a year later, you make new genuine friends who die immediately by some French asshole trying to control your life, and the shitty manipulative kid is back, saves you from imploding on yourself and carries you all the way to your dying friends so you could say goodbye, running off before you can stop him. Goes completely AWOL when you need him for your plan to kill the French asshole, shows up AGAIN to the place you'd just been tortured in. You decide the only reasonable way to deal with this is to tie him to a pole and spin him around until he's sick, and he 100% agrees. You come up with a plan to finally beat the French asshole. Oops the plan backfires. Now you gotta trust the shitty manipulative kid with your life so you can save the city and maybe the world. Somehow everything works out.

Oh, not to mention the horrible hallucinations you had of this kid claiming you're just like him.

He caused your friends to abandon you. He plays arcade games with you every Sunday. He is the worst version of yourself. He is a menace. You trust him with your life. He claims to want to brainwash you into being your maid. He drew you into the mafia only to ditch you three years later. How Chuuya doesn't have an aneurysm every time Dazai is mentioned I don't know.

[daisyblogsblog]

is anal twice a day too much to ask for?

[depraved-gf]

[captaincleverusernamehere]

EVERY ONE of Leah’s line deliveries as Annabeth in that first short little conversation in the bathroom is so perfect and I can’t understand HOW. How did she do that.

[darkfantasyprincess23]

I don't want to be your good girl at all. Or you like it. I want you to twist my mind so much and do things to me that make me not be able to help, but please....🥰🫠🤫

[corpsentry]

pick your battles