#of course not lmao

[sagehaubitze]

Aster (stiff aster, maybe? I'm not entirely sure) and winterberry holly/black alder.

[kayleen756894]

A little preview of the impulsive angsty Bees Schnees fic I’ve been working on, hoping to finish it sometime next week. (RWBY Volume 9 spoilers)

Yang’s gaze was harder to hold and Weiss shivered under the firm appraisal, such precise scavenging only viable because of similar experiences. Yang never discussed it but Weiss caught how her arm shook sometimes, the forcible grasp to make it stop, the bounce of fiery gold as she bounded corners in hasty retreats. Thankfully Yang’s episodes became scarce after infiltrating Atlas but Weiss knew better than to assume they were gone. Maybe they never would be, abiding in the threads entwining flesh and steel.

But, like the insufferable oaf she was, Yang always put others before herself. “Are you okay?”

Weiss’ grip on Myrtenaster tightened to a painful degree, utilizing that pain to trap her impulsive biting sarcasm in her throat. What was there to be okay about? Being trapped down here? Logic meaning nothing? Winter thinking she was dead? Being clueless to the fate of their friends? Knowing she was useless to change anything? The warm ache in her chest every time Blake and Yang—

Tighter, tighter, until her knuckles were as white as her hair.

“I’m fine,” Weiss managed through clenched teeth, hoping to ease her clipped tone with a brittle smile, but under the weight of their deepening frowns it shattered like a frail glyph.

She wasn’t surprised they saw right through her. Wasn’t upset, either. She used to practice that smile daily, a necessary precaution against Father’s enemies and Father himself, often her only merit as a child. But she was no longer a child, nor an heiress, her former persona unidentifiable in the ashes of Atlas. Her skill at faking smiles was rusting, an enlightening yet conflicting corrosion, as the only things in this world that summoned natural smiles also summoned tears.

“You’re not,” Blake surmised, so softly it nearly vanished in the crackles of the fire.

Yang shot a look at Ruby, shoulders slumping. “None of us are.”

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[newtsnaturethings]

Hear me out:

I think Zelda should have kept a couple of dragon traits. Just a few.

[princeoxca]

game night pt. 2: the return of tim

[stilitrash]

BRO I rewatched ALL adventure time as an adult and Ice king SURE says some... interesting stuff huh

[bacchuschucklefuck]

truly this one's just for me. I can do what I want foreverrr

[alarmcurtain]

no but discovery channel laios—

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[pigeonstab]

@somegrumpynerd :3c Cross getting his first toy ever

I think it's the kind of thing he brings everywhere cuz it's his comfort item.. and he's never had a comfort item before

[toneelspeelster]

live feed of sarah nelson having war flashbacks of divorcing this man

[crafteeauthor]

"I remember you snatching it off me" is such a funny response given the emotional gravitas of the scene

Simon's trying to finally tell him about what's been holding him in hell for over a century, all teary eyed, talking about a boy in a blue hat from a lifetime ago. And Edwins like "yeah you mean that hat you took? From off my head? While you were bullying me? I remember that"

[jadewritesficshere]

Steve is nonchalantly browsing the chips, waiting for Eddie to return (who in all honesty is probably getting the bag of sour gummy worms Steve already said they couldn't grab).

Steve feels a tug on his shirt. He smiles as he turns, expecting to see his boyfriend but-

Steve looks down at the child staring up at him. "Uh hi?" Steve looks around the empty aisle," Where's your parents bud?" The kid shrugs, but points to Steve's shirt," Tiger."

Steve's faded shirt from his freshman year of high school, now the most soft and comfortable after years of wear, does in fact have a tiger. "Yeah, sure is. Who-" the kid cuts Steve off with a loud roar. Steve can't help but chuckle as he crouches down to be on the kid's level.

Steve is fully focused on this kid, trying to find whoever the kid should be with. When he stands back up, he holds his hand out to the kid, who tentatively grasps his hand. The kid continues to roar and talk about tigers.

Meanwhile, Eddie has watched most of this exchange. Seeing his beloved boyfriend talk to this random child, the concern on his face? Eddie watches from a distance as Steve finds the mother, who was freaking out (understandably).

Eddie can't help but watch as Steve says hi to the baby in the stroller, laughing as the baby reaches out and grabs his finger. Steve says goodbye to the family, roaring back at the kid, who lights up.

Eddie can't help but think how good Steve is with kids. How good of a parent Steve would be. Which, started innocent, but then Eddie's mind jumped to the process of how a child comes about.

And now all Eddie can think about is how he's gonna give Steve one. He doesn't give 2 shits about biology, Eddie's putting a baby in that man.

[merrigel]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward

[cobaltfluff]

I dont care that it happened you to kanji. it should have happened to ME.